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- Some of you must be thinking,
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"Wow, our manager
sure looks different today."
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It's a little joke
because, you know,
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I'm taking over for Amy, and--
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oh, Jonah, I'm sorry.
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- It's fine.
You can say her name.
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I'm aware she still exists.
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- Okay, well, um,
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I promised Jerusha
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that I would not let the job
stress me out this time around.
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So instead of me
leading the meeting,
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why don't we all
lead the meeting together?
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- Cool, that seems much better
than you just giving us
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the information we need
to do our jobs.
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- Okay, Garrett,
just park the snark, okay?
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Who's got an announcement?
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- Oh, I got one.
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I saw a picture
of my great-grandmother
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from the 1930s,
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and I realized, "Whoa.
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That's my type."
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- Well, that's...something.
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Mm-hmm?
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- Last night,
Jerry fed a granola bar
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to one of Tony's sharks.
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- Whoa, what happened?
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- Nothing.
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- Cool.
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- Okay, Glenn, how about--
hit us with one of yours.
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You know, a classic
manager announcement
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for the fans.
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- Yeah, okay.
All right.
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We need someone to replace me
as floor supervisor.
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So if you're interested,
let me know,
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'cause, you know,
it can lead to bigger things.
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Just look at Amy...
[stammers]
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Jonah.
- It's fine, seriously.
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- No, no.
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It's my first meeting,
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and already,
I'm upsetting everyone.
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And now I'm stressed,
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and I promised Jerusha
that, if this should happen,
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I would remove myself
from the situation.
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- Twice.
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They made him
the manager twice.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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- [exhales] I'm so glad
we're repainting your office.
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Okay, which do you
like better:
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Seawater or Dusty Mint?
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- Oh, um...
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well, they're both
so different.
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You know what?
Why don't you pick?
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You know, in fact,
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maybe I'll start
leaning on you to make
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some executive decisions
around here.
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You know, anything to help out
with the old stress.
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- Executive decisions.
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Yes, I guess I could see myself
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calling some of the shots
around here.
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Sort of like the Evita
to your Juan Perón.
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Patti LuPone version,
obviously, not Madonna.
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- Oh, oh, oh.
Uh-huh.
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So what do you think
about the paint?
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- Seawater.
Dusty Mint is garbage.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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I mean,
Dusty Mint stinks.
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Get out of here.
You stink.
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[chuckles]
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- That was Seawater.
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- Oh.
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Well, tell your friend.
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- Hey, excuse me?
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- Oh, hey,
you're Sandra's child.
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- Tony.
We met before.
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- Of course, man.
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She shows me pictures
of you all the time.
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Congratulations on being
a part of clean plate club.
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- Thanks, bro.
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So, um, can you unlock
that case for me?
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- Yeah, totally.
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Um, I just need to get a key.
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Tony is in the store,
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and he would like me
to open up the condom case.
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- Jerry and I knew
this day would come.
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- Yes, ever since you
very recently adopted him.
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- Well, I guess it's good
that he's being safe.
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You can open it.
- Okay.
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- And actually,
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maybe you could
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talk to him about
sex and stuff.
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- Yeah, no,
I'm not gonna do that.
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- Oh, please, Garrett?
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I just wanna make sure
he's really ready
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and he's doing it
for the right reasons.
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You know how teenage boys
don't wanna talk to their moms,
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and Jerry tried,
but he's so sexually specific.
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- Look, I'll open the case
'cause that's my job,
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but that's it.
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And by specific
do you mean anatomically?
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You know what?
I don't wanna know.
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- Oh, hey, uh, Glenn?
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- Hmm?
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- I've been thinking about it,
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and I wanna apply
for the floor supervisor job.
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- Oh, Jonah, that's wonderful.
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- Yeah, yeah, I just figured
I have some time on my hands.
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You know, why not
throw myself into work?
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- Oh.
- Right.
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Right, right, right.
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Try to pick up the pieces
of your shattered life.
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It's worth a try.
- Yeah.
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- I was gonna say,
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just because
I'm not moving to California
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doesn't mean I can't
move forward with my life.
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- You as floor supervisor.
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I mean, I guess
you are a functioning adult,
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unlike the last guy.
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No offense, Glenn.
- [laughs sarcastically]
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Yeah, watch out.
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I'm gonna zing you back.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Okay, here comes the heater.
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Um...
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we'll do it later.
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- Right, so anyway,
I was just gonna say,
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I have a bunch of great ideas.
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Like, for instance,
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what if we gave walkie-talkies
to all the zone captains
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so we don't have to hike
all over the store?
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- Oh, that's interesting.
- Right?
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Yeah, and to be honest,
there are a lot of policies
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that could be updated
or changed altogether.
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- Or we could not change
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any of the carefully
thought out policies
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I've been honing
for the past decade.
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Also,
we only have eight walkies,
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and I need four backups.
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- Right, but we could
just buy more walkies.
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- Oh, the DX49Ls?
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They discontinued them
seven years ago.
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- Yeah.
- Good luck, buddy.
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[laughing] This guy.
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"Can we just order
more DX49Ls?"
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It's like, "Good luck, buddy.
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They were discontinued
seven years ago."
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- Yeah, well, anyway,
obviously,
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that idea was a little
too out of the box, but...
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- Yeah.
- But I'm just saying,
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it couldn't hurt to shake
things up a little bit here.
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- Okay.
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- Anyway, just wanted to let
you know that I am interested.
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- Great.
- Noted.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you.
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- Well, there's one thing
off my plate.
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- No way.
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I don't want a floor supervisor
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who's gonna be
constantly contradicting us,
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poking holes
in our perfect system.
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Just leave it with me.
I'll find someone else.
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- No, we've got Jonah.
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Dina, you are--um.
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- Oh, is the zinger coming?
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- You broke my rhythm, so...
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your loss.
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- So Jonah wants to be
the new floor supervisor.
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- Oh, cool.
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- Yeah, I guess I just hoped
that someone else would
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throw their hat
in the ring, you know?
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Someone chill.
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Someone who isn't a white male
that reeks of privilege.
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- Yeah, but it's hard,
though, right?
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'Cause of, like,
systemic stuff.
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- Mm, true that, true that.
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I just feel like there
has to be a better choice.
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Someone who's
been here forever.
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Someone who's style
is always on point.
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- Hmm.
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Oh, how about Brett?
His new boots are dope.
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- Nope, no, no.
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I think it has to
be a woman--
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of color, who is also...
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young.
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- Oh, hey.
You know what?
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Maybe I should apply.
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- Yes, Cheyenne.
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I was laying it on
pretty thick.
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- Thank you, bro.
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- Yeah, man.
No problem.
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- Yo, so are any of these,
like, reusable?
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- Reusable?
Uh, no.
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- Oh.
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- [sighs]
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Hey, uh, if you have
any questions about this stuff,
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I'm happy to talk
to you about it--
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or not.
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- Actually, yeah, I've got
a buttload of questions.
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- That's a lot.
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- She's got a ton
of experience,
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she did Cloud 9 Academy,
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and she'll do
whatever we ask of her
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without bringing her own
creative take to everything.
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- I know,
but Jonah is so smart.
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He'll say stuff like,
"Here's the thing,"
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and, boy, do I buckle up
for the thing.
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- I get that, but, look,
we can get Cheyenne now, okay?
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Do you order the hamburger
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when there's a steak
on the menu?
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- Sometimes,
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'cause of the cutting.
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- Okay, listen.
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ultimately, it is your call,
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and if you choose
Jonah over Cheyenne
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and crush her--
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because she views you
as a father figure--
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so be it.
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- [stammers wordlessly]
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We're having an election.
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Both Jonah and Cheyenne
wanna be floor supervisor.
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So we're gonna
let the people decide.
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- The people?
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Glenn, the people are idiots.
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[people grumbling]
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Well, don't look
at me like that.
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You know.
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- Yeah.
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- I'm not just gonna be
assigning shifts.
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I wanna be here for you guys.
I wanna listen, you know?
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What do you guys wanna see
in the store?
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- Well, I make these cat toys
out of tampon applicators,
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and I was thinking
about selling them here.
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- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Yeah, yeah.
I hear you.
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You know, and it's
these kind of dialogues--
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- Damn, he's good.
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- Oh, he's just campaigning.
You could do that.
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Just play politics.
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Say good things about yourself.
Say bad things about Jonah.
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Make some promises.
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- Yeah,
but if I promise things,
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won't I have to do those things
once I'm elected?
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- God, no.
- Why not?
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- No one knows.
You just don't.
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America rules.
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- Their stuff is nice.
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Our stuff, disgusting.
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So be a gentleman.
Go with the lights out.
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- Cool.
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What if you're
watching a movie?
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Do you turn it off?
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- Mm, you can keep watching it.
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You just wanna make sure
it's not a really sad movie.
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You know, you don't wanna
be going at it,
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and then, all of a sudden,
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Macaulay Culkin gets stung
by a bunch of bees and dies.
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- I don't know who that is,
but okay.
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- Mm, oh, and also,
258
00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:51,570
afterwards,
you can call her an Uber,
259
00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,838
but wait until she asks.
260
00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,581
- My girlfriend
rides a skateboard.
261
00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:56,712
- Oh, dope.
262
00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:57,893
Even better.
263
00:08:57,928 --> 00:08:59,498
So anything else?
264
00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,979
- Um...
265
00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:02,368
how do you know
if you're in love?
266
00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:05,235
- [chuckles]
267
00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,763
Well, how much time
do you have?
268
00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,458
- School starts
at 8:00 tomorrow.
269
00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:10,375
- Cool.
270
00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:11,899
I think that's enough time.
271
00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:13,862
Let's get into it.
272
00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:16,291
- Oh, just a heads-up:
Carol asked for the day off,
273
00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:17,908
but she didn't really have
a good reason.
274
00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:18,908
So I used
my executive authority
275
00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,599
and said no.
276
00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,467
- Oh...okay.
277
00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:25,088
Hey, listen,
when I said I wanted help,
278
00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:26,699
you know, making decisions,
279
00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,310
I meant smaller decisions.
280
00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,310
- Glenn, if you're gonna
lean on me, lean on me.
281
00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:32,922
You're way too busy to be
wasting your time with Carol.
282
00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:35,493
- Yeah, well,
I guess I am busy.
283
00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:37,191
- Yeah, I told her you're
not even up for talking
284
00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:38,838
'cause you just had
a big fight with Jerusha.
285
00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,752
- A fight with Jerusha?
286
00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:42,667
We never fight.
287
00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,282
We swallow our anger,
288
00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:45,502
and then it comes out later
289
00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:48,021
as quiet burps
while we're driving.
290
00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:51,631
- You take away my break,
and I'll run you over
291
00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,508
with your stupid hybrid car!
292
00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,290
- Cheyenne, did you tell people
293
00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:58,595
I was gonna take away
their breaks?
294
00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,771
- Yeah, Dina told me
if I said that to people,
295
00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:02,077
they wouldn't vote for you.
296
00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:04,433
Plus my friend K-Fai
works at Olive Garden...
297
00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:05,613
[loudly]
And if I'm elected,
298
00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:07,778
she's gonna bring us
free breadsticks.
299
00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:08,874
Oh, and also,
300
00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,612
I promise to get
the best scientists
301
00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:13,093
to work really hard
on a COVID vaccine.
302
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,144
- What?
303
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:15,268
Oh, come on, that's--
304
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,660
there is no way
she can do that--
305
00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,053
the vaccine thing.
306
00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:20,095
The breadsticks part, maybe.
I don't know.
307
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,101
- I just wanna say
I fully endorse Jonah.
308
00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,363
- Thank you, Marcus.
309
00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:24,535
- He's my best friend,
310
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,100
and if he loses this
like he lost Amy,
311
00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,667
he's gonna drive off
a frickin' bridge.
312
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:28,804
- No, no.
313
00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:30,105
You should vote for us
314
00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:31,671
based on things
we can actually do.
315
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,418
Like, Nia, you're new here.
316
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,368
Is there anything
you've noticed
317
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:35,366
that we could do differently?
318
00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,157
- I like the breadsticks thing.
319
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,461
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
320
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:39,767
- Okay.
321
00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,863
Well, then I will
also get you breadsticks.
322
00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:42,822
- Yeah!
- Yes!
323
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,169
- That's my boy!
324
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,598
Better luck next time, bridge.
325
00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:49,040
- So I talked to Tony.
326
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,523
- You did?
Aww, thanks, Garrett.
327
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:53,263
- Yeah, no problem.
You know, he's a good kid.
328
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,524
You know,
it was actually really cute.
329
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:58,137
He asked how he would know
when he's in love.
330
00:10:58,179 --> 00:11:01,229
- Oh, I'm sorry.
That must have been tough.
331
00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:03,049
- Why would you say that?
332
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:04,747
- Just seemed like you
were more of a hookup guy,
333
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:06,014
not really a love guy.
334
00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,226
So, you know,
335
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,055
might've been hard
to know what to say.
336
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:11,283
- [chuckles]
Come on, seriously?
337
00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,722
I've been in love before.
338
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:15,019
- Oh, no.
339
00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:16,755
I mean, like,
with a real woman.
340
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,286
Not, like, with "Tomb Raider."
341
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,719
- No, real women.
342
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,546
- Okay.
343
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:22,773
My mistake.
344
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:25,512
- I have.
- Okay.
345
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,214
- It's true.
346
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,471
- O--
- Don't say okay.
347
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:33,168
- Mm-hmm.
348
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,564
- [quietly] Come on.
349
00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,736
- ♪ You say
you'll never be mine ♪
350
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,003
- [sniffs]
351
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,565
- ♪ Darling,
there'll come a time ♪
352
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,001
♪ I'll taste all the love
that you been-- ♪
353
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:44,008
- Hey! Didn't realize
you were a fellow boob man.
354
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,661
Nice.
355
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,095
- Yeah, why didn't you tell us
you were bonkers for honkers?
356
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,972
- I'm sorry.
Are you guys talking to me?
357
00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:53,324
- Dina and Cheyenne sent out
the photo of you at Hooters.
358
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:54,764
- Found it on Facebook.
359
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,191
Here, I'll put it
on the screen for you.
360
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,238
[people chuckle and murmur]
361
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,903
- What is--is this
supposed the be a scandal?
362
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:04,108
That five or six years ago,
I went to a restaurant?
363
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,768
- No, the scandal is
364
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,732
that Mr. Feminist
can't even eat a chicken wing
365
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,900
without being around
half-naked women.
366
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,166
- I was only there because it
was a friend's birthday party.
367
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,259
And they made us
pose with them.
368
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,598
And they're not half-naked.
369
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,347
They're wearing shorts
and a T-shirt.
370
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,738
- Ah, too much clothing
for this horndog.
371
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,612
- Yeah, and if Jonah is lying
about being a feminist,
372
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,744
we can't trust him
about anything.
373
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,177
- Good point.
Doesn't she raise a good point?
374
00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:27,833
- Guys, come on.
This is ridiculous.
375
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:31,007
This has nothing to do with--
I'm a feminist, okay?
376
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:34,804
And I don't even like wings.
I ordered the caprese salad.
377
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,101
- Hooters had a caprese salad
on the menu?
378
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,017
- They made it special for me.
379
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,462
- Come on, man.
- Ew.
380
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,018
- Oh, wow.
Do you hear yourself?
381
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,675
- The worst part of the story.
382
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,718
- Hey, Glenn.
- Hmm?
383
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,207
- You holding up, okay?
- Yeah, sure am.
384
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:53,248
I mean, as good as I can be,
385
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,864
you know,
after the fight with Jerusha.
386
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:56,905
- Mm-hmm.
387
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,780
- Yep, she said
some bathroom words.
388
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:00,952
- Oh.
389
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,907
- She threw
a mustard jar at me.
390
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,347
It left a bruise...
391
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,614
on my thigh.
392
00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:10,006
So you can't see it--
393
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,440
I mean, unless, you know,
394
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:12,836
we were to go swimming,
395
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,839
but it'll be gone
by pool season.
396
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,841
So, you know, you won't even
be able to see it then,
397
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:22,194
but it will have been there
in the past,
398
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,106
which is now.
399
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,851
- Jerusha. What a bitch.
400
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,552
- Uh-huh.
401
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:28,719
- Hey, Glenn.
- Hm?
402
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,114
- You remember
when I dated that girl Alex
403
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,377
that worked here?
404
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,029
- Uh, oh, yeah, of course.
405
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,733
- Can you please tell Sandra
that we were in love
406
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:36,951
and not just hooking up?
407
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:37,990
I mean, we hung out
all the time.
408
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:40,084
Remember?
- Oh--oh, yeah, yeah.
409
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,083
You guys were joined at the hip
for a while, there.
410
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,645
- Thank you.
- Became a problem though
411
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,963
'cause he was also seeing
Candace from pharmacy.
412
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,520
- Okay, we don't need
to get into that.
413
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:49,916
- So you were in love,
414
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,869
but you were also
dating someone else.
415
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,748
- Yes, and then Alex found out
about Candace,
416
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:57,750
and then they refused to work
the same shifts together.
417
00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:00,273
I'm getting stressed
just talking about it.
418
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,057
I'm gonna go call Jerusha.
419
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,232
[gasps]
420
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,407
Don't tell Carol.
421
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:05,632
And if she asks,
422
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:08,060
you saw my thigh bruise,
423
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,588
and it was hideous.
424
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,371
All thanks to Mateo.
425
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:14,505
- Garrett,
this isn't a big deal.
426
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,199
You got plenty of time
to find love.
427
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,206
You're only what, 32?
428
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,208
- I'm 40.
429
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,375
- Oh.
430
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:26,076
Well...okay.
431
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,126
Huh.
432
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:32,224
Okay.
[sighs]
433
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,442
- I don't see what
the big deal is here, okay?
434
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:35,792
Those girls have it great.
435
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,621
They get to eat wings
and wear shorts.
436
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:38,749
I would give Jonah
a lap dance in a second
437
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:39,920
if I got that gig.
438
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,006
- The problem
is that Hooters promotes
439
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,445
a misogynistic belief system
that women are sex objects
440
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:47,452
whose primary function is
to literally serve men, so...
441
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,015
- Yeah, and don't
make owls pervy.
442
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,112
- Yeah.
443
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,150
- No, you know what this is?
444
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,944
This is cancel culture
run amok.
445
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:56,849
You guys can't cancel Jonah for
something he did six years ago.
446
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,116
- Okay, but what if
he murdered an entire family
447
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,939
and danced with their entrails
six years ago?
448
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,337
Could we cancel him for that?
449
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,949
- Well, have his views evolved
since doing that?
450
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,821
- Okay, look, guys, let's not
make this about cancel culture.
451
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:10,783
- Come on, man.
Help me help you.
452
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,522
- Mateo just tried to fire me.
453
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,223
- She gave someone
a rewards discount
454
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,921
when they didn't have
a Cloud 9 card.
455
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,918
- He's been yelling at people
all day like he runs the store.
456
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,571
He is not allowed
to fire me, is he?
457
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:21,825
- Actually, I am.
458
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,567
Glenn gave me
ultimate executive power.
459
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:24,968
Right, Glenn?
460
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,491
- Well, it's true
I gave him some authority--
461
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,275
- See?
You're fired.
462
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,969
Oh, and you're not allowed
to shop here anymore.
463
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,668
- [gasps]
- Too awkward.
464
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,105
- [gasps]
465
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,201
- I mean, Hooters
isn't even the best one.
466
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,850
It's the most mainstream, sure,
but there's Tilted Kilt;
467
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,235
there's Twin Peaks.
468
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,328
- Mm, my friend Dave
has this underground spot
469
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,677
in his backyard
470
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,376
that's sort of a riff
on the same concept.
471
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,773
- Oh, that's cool.
- Yeah.
472
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,686
- Okay, how is any of this
relevant to deciding
473
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:50,991
who should be floor supervisor?
474
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,517
We should be talking about
actual issues.
475
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:54,871
- Ooh, yeah, like a debate.
476
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,090
- Yes, exactly.
Let's debate.
477
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,180
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We don't need to do that, okay?
478
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,829
- Yeah, personally,
I'd rather keep talking
479
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,662
about boobs--I mean,
if that's okay with the group.
480
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,920
- No.
481
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,403
- Why shouldn't we
have a debate?
482
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,102
- Well, I just feel like
your strength in your candidacy
483
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,400
lies in your charisma
as opposed to your...
484
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,876
ideas.
485
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,576
- Oh, so you think Jonah
has better ideas than I do?
486
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,104
- No!
No, I don't think that.
487
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,538
I just think
that your ideas are best
488
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,114
when they come from...
489
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,671
me.
490
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:25,034
- Oh, is that why you wanted me
to be floor supervisor?
491
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,941
So you can just
tell me what to do?
492
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,600
- So your buddy's yard--
is it a full menu or tapas?
493
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,042
- Just so you know,
494
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,119
I would be a great
floor supervisor, okay?
495
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:37,258
I've been here forever,
I get along with everybody,
496
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,480
and I know who's boned who
and who can't work together.
497
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,441
And I do have good ideas.
498
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:46,089
For instance, I think we should
stagger our shift start times
499
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,045
so we're not all
clocking in at once.
500
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,404
And at checkout,
501
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,883
we should have go-back carts
for each department.
502
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:54,933
And every zone captain
should have a walkie-talkie.
503
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,060
- I actually said the same--
504
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,063
never mind.
505
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,024
I respect women.
506
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,191
I don't interrupt them.
507
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,056
- Honestly,
508
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,537
people shouldn't vote for me
509
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:05,196
just because Jonah's some
boob-crazed white guy, okay?
510
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,761
People should vote for me
511
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:09,288
because I would be
[bleep] awesome.
512
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,552
[all murmuring]
- Wow, that's pretty good.
513
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,075
- [chuckling] Yeah.
- Well said.
514
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,509
Except--just, I'm not crazed,
you know?
515
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,596
Boobs are not even
the first thing that I notice.
516
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,335
- What is?
517
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,736
- [stammers]
Personality.
518
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,168
- This guy.
519
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,130
- What?
520
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,004
- Hey.
521
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,568
- Oh, hey.
522
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:34,014
- Listen, I was wrong to assume
you would just be my puppet.
523
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,193
I think sometimes
I still see you
524
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,929
as that teenager that started
working here part time,
525
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,190
turning our regular apples
into bongs,
526
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,454
but now I see
that you have turned
527
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:46,367
into a very strong,
independent person.
528
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:48,845
- Well, thank you, Dina.
529
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,203
- And that's why I can
no longer support you.
530
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:51,593
I'm backing Marcus now.
531
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,325
Vote Marcus, everybody!
532
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,116
Cheyenne put cameras
in the bathrooms!
533
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,251
- What?
Dina!
534
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,902
- Seriously,
I'm so proud of you.
535
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,206
She just told me!
536
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:02,212
She watches everybody
number two!
537
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:04,385
- No, I don't.
538
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:10,049
- So I saw you gave Justine
another chance.
539
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,569
Not thrilled you went
against my wishes,
540
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,312
but I think
we can make it work.
541
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:17,103
She owes us everything now.
- Uh-huh.
542
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,189
Oh, you don't need
to count these.
543
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,358
We should just give it
to Cheyenne.
544
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:22,714
She's my best friend
in the store.
545
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:25,023
It just makes sense for us
to run things together.
546
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,540
- Wha--nuh-uh!
547
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,463
No way, José.
548
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:29,628
I'm sorry.
549
00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,553
I don't know
if that's offensive, but...
550
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,978
no more executive
decision making for you.
551
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:35,285
You've gone power mad.
552
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,901
- [chuckles]
You don't mean that.
553
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,251
You need me.
554
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,731
- As an assistant.
555
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:43,560
So starting tomorrow, you will
do what I tell you to do
556
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,910
and only when I
tell you to do it.
557
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:47,913
- Glenn, I don't think
that's a good--
558
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,962
- No, no, unless
I specifically assign you work,
559
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,439
you're just gonna
have to sit in your office
560
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,830
and text your friends and read
those celebrity magazines.
561
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,184
You got it?
562
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,234
- Well, I--
563
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,749
I guess I have no choice.
564
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,752
- Mm-hmm.
565
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,414
- The thing is,
566
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,148
I don't have
that much phone data.
567
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,889
- Then I will add you
to my family plan!
568
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,591
- Understood.
Understood.
569
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,590
- Oh, hey, great.
You're still here.
570
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:18,112
- My girlfriend's meeting me.
She had an oboe lesson.
571
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,937
- Ah, skateboarding oboist.
What an interesting young lady.
572
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:22,285
- Yeah, she's sick.
573
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:23,595
- So, listen.
574
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,600
Before, when we were
talking about love,
575
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,172
I gave you good advice, right?
576
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,119
Like, I knew what
I was talking about?
577
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,517
- Yeah, it was fine.
578
00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:31,299
I mean, I kind of knew
most of what you were saying,
579
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,564
like, from movies or whatever,
but it's all good.
580
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:35,778
- Oh.
581
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,256
Maybe I'm not great
about talking
582
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,086
about this kind of stuff.
583
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:40,574
Doesn't mean anything.
584
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,834
I mean, sure, I haven't been
in a serious relationship
585
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:43,967
in a long time.
586
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,178
- Why?
587
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,359
- I don't know, man.
588
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:52,887
Maybe...
[inhales deeply]
589
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,320
'Cause it's just safer
to keep things casual.
590
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,588
When you go deep,
591
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,020
you open yourself up
to all these feelings.
592
00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,676
- What's wrong with feelings?
593
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,200
- Fair point.
594
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:06,286
Maybe I'm just self-sabotaging,
like...
595
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,465
I'm scared to get invested
with someone
596
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:09,901
'cause I don't wanna get hurt.
597
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,687
- Did you get hurt before?
598
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:14,870
- [sighs]
599
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,909
I guess the first time
was eighth grade.
600
00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:18,264
Gabby Pruitt.
601
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,484
She dumped me
602
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:20,962
and made out
with my best friend, Randy,
603
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,262
at the Rainforest Café.
604
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,478
Told everybody at school
605
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:25,346
that my breath smelled
like Warheads.
606
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,698
- Oh, I'm sorry.
607
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,186
- The votes have been counted!
608
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,750
And our new floor supervisor
609
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,277
in a landslide
610
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,451
is Cheyenne!
611
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,186
- Oh!
[laughs]
612
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,497
[applause]
Thanks, everyone.
613
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,683
And I do have an update
on the breadsticks.
614
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,459
They will be day-olds,
but if you just microwave them
615
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,514
with a wet paper towel,
you can't tell the difference.
616
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,459
- Ooh.
[all murmuring approvingly]
617
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,858
- I'm sorry Jonah.
618
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,080
I know how much you wanted this
'cause of...
619
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,859
[whispering] A-M-Y
620
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,823
going to C-A-L-I-F--
621
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,173
- Yeah, California.
Yeah, no, yeah.
622
00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:58,172
Thank you, Glenn.
It's fine.
623
00:20:58,213 --> 00:20:59,303
I'm fine.
624
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,555
I'm happy Cheyenne won,
you know?
625
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:04,048
She made a very compelling case
for herself.
626
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,868
So, yeah, not gonna ask
627
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:08,566
for a recount or anything.
[chuckles]
628
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,395
- I mean, if you insist,
I guess I could.
629
00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:11,793
- No, no, I meant--
I really--
630
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,355
I literally meant...
- Oh, Cheyenne.
631
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:14,712
- It's not necessary,
- Cheyenne.
632
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:16,231
- No, yeah, we get it,
and it could go--
633
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,355
- Cheyenne.
- Surprise.
634
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:18,886
- This is not
a contested election.
635
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:19,889
- ♪ Cheyenne
636
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,190
- No way!
- Yes.
637
00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:22,586
- Yeah, I think we all get it.
We all get it.