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[upbeat music]
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- I just don't understand why
you have to move to California.
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- Because the job
is with Zephra,
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and Zephra's in California.
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- Okay, maybe I'm not following
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because my whole face
has gone numb
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and I just hear my own blood.
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- Wait.
Is Jonah going too?
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- I think I would have gotten
the heads up
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if Jonah were leaving,
and I didn't.
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So he's not, so we can
just stop talking about it.
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- Actually, uh, yes.
I am.
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I'm going, so...
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- Ahh.
- [Bleep], yeah!
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Together, baby!
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All you [bleep] haters
can suck it!
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- So when do you become
a soulless suit
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and forget about
the little guy?
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- No, it's not--
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the whole job is being
a liaison to Cloud 9,
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so I'm still gonna be
working with you guys.
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And they're still ironing
out the details,
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but it'll probably be soon.
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- Damn it!
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Oh, not the California thing.
I already knew about that.
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I actually knew before Jonah.
So, no big deal.
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But Brian just texted.
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We're supposed to be going to
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the Aloha Thunder Indoor
Waterpark for a sex weekend,
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but it turns out
they're closing.
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Seems like this coronavirus
deal is spreading.
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- Whoa!
The NBA just announced
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they're suspending the season.
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all: What?
- Wow.
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- More cases are popping up
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in Oregon, Washington,
New York...
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- [gasps]
You guys, Tom Hanks has it!
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all: [gasping]
What? No!
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- What about Rita?
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Does it say anything
about Rita?
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- Ahh...
- Damn.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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- And Zephra is adamant
that we follow
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the CDC recommendation
of washing your hands
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for a full 20 seconds.
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- 20 seconds?
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That's, like,
literally forever.
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- It's about the length
of two "Happy Birthdays."
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So just sing that,
and you'll be fine.
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- Yeah, but whose name
do we insert?
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I have a friend named Ty,
and I have a friend
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named Alexandrina Geneviva.
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Those are two wildly different
time frames.
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- Just say...the name Emma.
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- Oh, God.
Is this your way of making us
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sing "Happy Birthday" to Emma
because all of her friends
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ditched her on her birthday
this year?
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- No, that didn't happen.
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Emma is very popular,
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and she's dating a very cute
boy named Braydon.
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Very cute.
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I don't mean cute
like I think he's hot,
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because I'm an adult
and that would be weird.
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Whatever--just wash your hands!
There's a virus.
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- Hey, any update
on when you two lovebirds
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are moving to Cali?
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- Well, um...
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with all of this craziness,
they've pushed my start date.
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So it's all
a little up in the air.
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Just like this virus.
[chuckles]
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Just kidding.
It's not airborne.
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Well, we don't know that.
It could be. Anyway.
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- Oh, my God.
Hey, everyone's overreacting.
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I mean, no friggin' way
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I'm missing out
on spring break this year.
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- Actually, the latest articles
are saying
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that washing your hands
isn't enough.
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We should be wearing
face coverings,
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avoiding large groups.
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- Like, say, 50 plus employees
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and an endless
stream of customers?
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- [gasps]
That sounds like here.
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- Yeah, um...
I'll call Zephra.
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I'm sure they have
more guidelines for us.
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But for now, they want
everybody to know
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that, "We value
our employees' dedication.
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"You are essential,
and the true heroes
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during this chaotic time."
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- Excuse me?
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The SVP
of Company Communications,
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Sandy Sugarman,
just called us heroes?
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- It's about damn time.
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[chuckling]
- Yeah!
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- Are we still heroes
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if we definitely
wouldn't be here
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if we didn't have to be?
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- I can keep this,
right?
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You don't care if I keep this,
do ya?
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["Down With The Sickness"
playing over speakers]
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- ♪ Get up, come on,
get down with the sickness...♪
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- What happened
to the café?
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- Oh, um...
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the governor shut down
all indoor dining.
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- Damn. This is
my favorite restaurant.
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- Uh, are y--
are you serious?
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- Jonah, just let it go.
- No, no, no.
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Today's restaurant landscape?
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Have you tried
Barrell and Sage?
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If you give me
your email address,
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I can send you my list.
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[whistle blows]
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- Let's go, sir.
No lingering.
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Just pick a conditioner
and keep moving.
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- Nope, nope.
You're fine, sir.
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Take all of the time
you need.
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- Ah, he's just putting
on a show.
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We all know he's just using it
to masturbate.
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- Okay, Dina?
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Our customers
are already on edge.
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They don't need us
blowing whistles
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and yelling at them
about masturbation.
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- Hard disagree.
You heard Sugarman.
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We are essential.
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Customers are like sheep
looking for guidance.
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Without leaders,
sheep start to eat each other.
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So, unless one of us leads,
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this place is gonna be
littered in haggis
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from here to Sunday.
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All right, soft hands.
Get goin'.
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- Sorry.
Where's the bottled water?
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- Oh!
That'll be in grocery.
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Just down there
and to your left.
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- Thanks.
- Oh, come on.
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I'm not a hero.
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I'm not a hero!
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- I guess I'm kinda lucky
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because now that all concerts
are shut down,
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I don't have to throw that
huge, illegal music festival
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for my birthday
that I charge people for.
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- I don't think
I knew about that.
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- Oh, really?
Tickets are still available.
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You should check it out.
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- Hey, they still have some!
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- Oh, um, sir?
If you just wanna wait,
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we're gonna, um...
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- If you just give us
one second--
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- We're gonna put it out,
so just be chill.
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- Attention shoppers.
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We ask that you please not
physically wrestle things
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from your fellow customers.
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There's a highly contractable
virus out there
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that our country
does not have a hold of.
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None of y'all are listening,
huh?
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All right.
Enjoy the apocalypse.
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- Looks like the sheep
are starting to eat each other.
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- Do sheep eat each other?
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- Isn't that what haggis is?
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I don't know,
Dina said something.
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Hey, Mateo?
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Did Zephra get back to me
about the guidelines?
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- Oh, yeah.
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They sent over a very detailed,
step-by-step--
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[scoffs] JK,
they're drowning over there.
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- Very helpful.
Thank you.
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- Sandra?
What--
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[crowd arguing, shouting]
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Okay, well,
if they're not gonna help us,
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then we're gonna have to
figure this out ourselves.
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[whistle blows]
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Okay, listen up!
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Everybody in single-file lines.
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The only people grabbing
anything off the shelves
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are the employees,
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and once you receive
your items,
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please proceed to checkout.
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Okay.
Great.
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We've got this under control.
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- Oh, yeah.
Totally.
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I mean, and this is just
temporary, so...
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- Totally!
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I mean, couple weeks,
we'll be back to normal.
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♪
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- So, whenever at all possible,
you must remain 6 feet apart.
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- Well, is it 6 feet
from, like,
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the center of our bodies
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or from, like,
where our bodies end?
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- Great question.
Um...
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I'm gonna say start measuring
from nips and tips.
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- Sorry, are the men measuring
from the nips or the tips?
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- I think women nips,
men tips.
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- Yeah.
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- So...ooh.
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- Okay!
Thank you, Dina.
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So, first off, Marcus
tested positive for COVID
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after attending a spring break
party on the lake.
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So if any of you have been
hanging out with Marcus,
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you should leave now.
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
I just had to ask.
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Okay, um, some good news.
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- [gasps] Oh, my God.
You're pregnant.
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all: [gasp]
- Jesus, Amy! Again?
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- No!
- Is it Adam's?
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- What? No!
- Why would it be Adam's?
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- It's usually Adam's.
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- I'm not pregnant.
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I was going to say
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Zephra finally sent over
the safety protocols.
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Yay.
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So, employees must wipe down
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the register and credit card
machine after each customer
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as well as every rolling cart,
door knob, bathroom door,
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electronic device, and product.
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- Oh, okay.
So everything the air touches.
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Got it.
Easy.
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- We're also required
to wear masks.
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- Will they be providing us
with masks?
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Because I just have this one,
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and I've been tonguing it
like crazy.
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- Well, don't.
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And, no,
they're focused on
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donating masks and PPE
to local hospitals.
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- So no extra protection?
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I'm like a sitting duck
in customer service.
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You have any idea
how wet-lipped
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the community is here?
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- That's a good point.
- Very moist.
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- Guys, look.
I know that this is hard.
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But if anybody needs anything,
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come to me and I will do
everything I can
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to keep you safe.
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Also,
Zephra wants to reiterate
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that Cloud 9 employees
are the true heroes
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of the Zephra family.
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- Damn right!
- Oh, you got that right!
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- No, Glenn!
6 feet!
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- Oh, sorry.
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We're limiting toilet paper
to one pack per household.
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- My kids
have separate households.
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- [scoffs]
There's, like,
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no way that baby
has its own household.
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This is so unfair!
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- I know, there's never
any left for us to buy
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at the end of the shift.
- Bo and I have had to
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start using newspaper.
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The ink's starting to turn
our butts weird colors.
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Which is cool,
but probably not healthy.
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- What if we...
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set a pack aside somewhere,
out of sight,
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then at the end of the day,
we split it?
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- Oh, man.
We totally should.
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And it's not
like we're stealing.
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We're still gonna pay for it.
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00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:32,725
- Of course.
- You know what?
255
00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:36,173
Maybe we should also put aside
some Dinosaur mac and cheese.
256
00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:38,521
Bo's really
into science right now.
257
00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:40,821
- So, no returns on food,
258
00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:42,478
clothing,
or anything that looks open.
259
00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,702
- Oh, great, more reasons
260
00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:44,830
for the wet-lips
to yell at me.
261
00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:47,052
Also, we're out
of cleaning spray.
262
00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:49,051
- This is the only mask
I could find.
263
00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:52,363
- In the whole store?
- Yeah, I think we're sold out.
264
00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:54,321
I mean, most of us
are just improvising.
265
00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:57,149
- Sayid, I don't think
that's doing anything.
266
00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:59,538
- I know, but Nina and I
got in a fight,
267
00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,282
and she cut up all my masks.
268
00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:03,723
- Damn.
- Okay.
269
00:09:04,239 --> 00:09:05,549
[sighs]
270
00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:09,422
Ahh.
Here.
271
00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:11,201
We'll just say that one
was defected.
272
00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:13,936
- Feels like you could have
just untied it.
273
00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:16,638
- So what are you going to do
about everything else?
274
00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,166
- You like leopard.
- Here you are.
275
00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:19,649
Not technically gloves,
but...
276
00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,209
- Found more!
Here you go.
277
00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:22,906
As long as it's
over 60% alcohol,
278
00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:24,043
it kills germs.
279
00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:26,165
- This is 95.
Wow.
280
00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:27,437
Is it even legal
to sell this?
281
00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:29,309
Here you go.
You right-handed, left-handed?
282
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:31,181
- We should just send Justine
home, right?
283
00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:33,792
I can't handle a full afternoon
of her fake drunk voice.
284
00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:36,054
[as Justine]
"You guys wanna see my boobs?"
285
00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:37,357
[giggle]
286
00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:39,322
- "The only thing I like
more than beer...
287
00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,491
is twins."
288
00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:43,707
Maybe it is time for humanity
to wrap it up.
289
00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:46,057
♪
290
00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:47,407
- Sorry, man.
291
00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:48,756
Looks like you're
going to have to keep it.
292
00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:49,885
Next.
293
00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:52,897
- We're not heroes.
- Doing our jobs.
294
00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,720
Hey, you know, I was watching
the news last night,
295
00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:56,638
waiting to record a blooper
for my tape,
296
00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:59,953
and they did this segment on
"Heroes in Your Neighborhood."
297
00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:01,780
And it made me think...
298
00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,118
we could be next.
299
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,077
- Oh, wow.
300
00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,646
I mean, can you imagine?
301
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:10,223
Someone banging a pot for us?
302
00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:11,741
Or a pan?
- Ohh.
303
00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:12,825
- Ah-choo!
304
00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:21,104
- Ow, that stings!
305
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,932
Isn't there a lighter setting?
306
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:25,930
- Yeah, but we need to blast
this virus off ya, buddy.
307
00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:29,502
Besides, I've had this new
nozzle for years,
308
00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:32,811
and this is the first time
I've gotten to use it.
309
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:35,459
[Muzak playing]
310
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,774
♪
311
00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,941
- Are you hiding those
until after close?
312
00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:42,077
- Sandra, you're supposed to be
on lookout!
313
00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:44,339
- He came from the direction
that I wasn't looking in.
314
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,953
- I won't say anything
if you store these for me.
315
00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:53,776
- Ugh, okay.
316
00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:57,177
- Sisters are doing it
for themselves!
317
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,531
- Okay!
We only need, like...
318
00:10:58,570 --> 00:10:59,960
30 more masks.
319
00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:01,877
Jesus, Mateo.
320
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,792
You don't have to cut out
their eyeballs first.
321
00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:05,527
- Oh, I know.
I just like it.
322
00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:07,007
[phone rings]
323
00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:08,447
That's your line.
324
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,673
Amy Sosa's office.
325
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,543
- Hi, this is Dennis Long
from Zephra.
326
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,334
- That's my new boss.
327
00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:17,329
Hi, Dennis?
Hi, it's Amy.
328
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:18,982
Hi, Amy here.
- Hey.
329
00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,806
So we know you're still
managing your branch,
330
00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,734
but we thought you could
hop on a Zoom call
331
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,509
to help ease you
into your new position.
332
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:25,773
- Oh, yeah!
Of course.
333
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,335
Sounds great.
- Amazing.
334
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,302
All right, I'll send you
the link and you can jump on.
335
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,040
Oh, oh.
You mean, like, now?
336
00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:33,341
Like, you want me to
ease on in now?
337
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,388
Um...
- Yeah, is that okay?
338
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,703
- Yeah, great.
- Perfect.
339
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,130
We'll see you in a sec.
[click]
340
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,827
- Agh!
Sorry, guys.
341
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,695
I mean, I should probably get
back to my office,
342
00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,746
but I don't want to just
ditch you for the new job.
343
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,492
- Amy, it's fine.
It's just a call.
344
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,402
We'll finish the bear massacre.
345
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:50,707
[snip, snip]
346
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:51,843
- Okay, thank you.
But, like,
347
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,575
let me know
if anything big happens.
348
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,235
- Like, bigger than
the global pandemic?
349
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,239
- I mean, I just saw something
about murder hornets.
350
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,631
So who knows?
351
00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:03,074
♪
352
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:05,195
.
353
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,986
- So, new break room,
AKA warehouse.
354
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:10,211
Mixing it up,
keeping it fresh.
355
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,341
But properly distanced,
so don't move your chairs.
356
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,433
Whoo-hoo!
357
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,081
- Yeah, fun!
Ey?
358
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:18,125
It's all so much fun.
I'm not scared.
359
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:20,092
Yeah!
Come on, yeah!
360
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,440
Whoo-hoo!
I like it, I like it.
361
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,400
- Okay, we're going to keep
this meeting short today
362
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,659
because I have to jump
on another call.
363
00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,792
But look at what came today!
364
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,835
Safety supplies!
365
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:33,925
What is that?
366
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,710
- Anti-looting procedures.
367
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,575
- Oh, wow.
- Come on.
368
00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:40,106
- Of course, you see
what we did wrong, guys?
369
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,800
If you wanted to be protected
by corporate,
370
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,408
you should have been
merchandise.
371
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,028
- Hey, if the protests
are gonna continue,
372
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,238
we need to protect the store
from looters.
373
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:48,898
- Oh, come on.
The looting is overblown.
374
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,812
99% of the protests
have been peaceful.
375
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:52,948
- I'm just saying.
376
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,859
I got into a Best Buy
through a window.
377
00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:58,044
- There are also these signs
to put up.
378
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,871
"Zephra believes
in the Black community"?
379
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,869
What are we, ghosts?
380
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,301
- Yeah, we're not putting
any of that up.
381
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:05,647
But if anybody asks,
we put it all up.
382
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:09,747
- Two kettlebells for Sarah,
almond milk for Preeti.
383
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,919
- Janet asked for three cans
of tuna,
384
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,485
but I think we should
make it four.
385
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,711
It's the least we can do for
her these days because of...
386
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:16,671
you know.
387
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,318
- Racism?
388
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:21,632
- Wow.
That is a lot of orders today.
389
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,800
- Yeah, well, ever since
Sayid blabbed his mouth
390
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,016
to everyone about it,
391
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,715
they keep asking us
to hide things for them.
392
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:29,162
- Okay, but
big news of the day?
393
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,329
Just finished "Tiger King"
episode three.
394
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,895
Carol Baskin?
Come on, what a trip!
395
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,383
Definitely
killed her husband.
396
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,083
Let's get into it.
397
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,780
- Yeah, sorry, that was,
like early pandemic.
398
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,520
No one really cares anymore.
399
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,910
- I think we're all embarrassed
we cared in the first place.
400
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,955
- Seriously?
Ugh!
401
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,311
Stupid coronavirus.
402
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,920
I wish I never even
went to the ICU.
403
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,271
- Am I still freezing?
404
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,960
I think the Wi-Fi's
better out here.
405
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,178
- Hey, Elias coughed
406
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:57,526
so Heather locked him
in a bathroom.
407
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:58,965
Do you think--
- Yep, by the end of the week!
408
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,582
Got it.
409
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:03,152
- Another Zephra call?
- It's nonstop.
410
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:05,540
I mean, these tech companies
love their presentations.
411
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:08,333
I've never seen people so horny
for presentations.
412
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:09,979
- Hey, Amy,
I dropped my mask...
413
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,553
- [softly] Justine, she's on--
- In the toilet.
414
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,199
I didn't pee yet,
but it's still toilet water.
415
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,903
So is that okay?
- What? No, are you--
416
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,461
Yes, Dennis!
I'm still here, hi.
417
00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:18,677
- Uh, Amy's on a call.
But if there's no pee--
418
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,557
- Hey, Amy, about the
ventilation in my office?
419
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:21,948
- Yes, of course, Mateo.
420
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,861
I promise you we'll talk
about it, I just--
421
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,036
- Hey, Amy, can I--
422
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:27,911
- Oh, my God, Corey!
What?
423
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,874
- I was gonna ask if I could
clock out early
424
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,392
to go to the
"Black Lives Matter" protest?
425
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:33,786
- Um...
426
00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:35,139
yes, I'm so sorry.
427
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,348
That--of course.
You should.
428
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:39,568
Not should.
I mean, like, you can.
429
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,917
If you want.
Anyone who wants to should.
430
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,398
You know?
431
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:44,837
Whatever you're--
uh-huh!
432
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,494
Cindy, I'm gonna do that
right now.
433
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:51,244
♪ It's always times like these
when I think of you ♪
434
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:55,901
♪ And I wonder
if you ever think of me ♪
435
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:56,978
- Ma'am, please.
436
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,246
- But I have
a medical condition!
437
00:14:58,288 --> 00:14:59,768
- Hey, what seems to be
the problem here?
438
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,031
- This man is harassing me,
439
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,424
telling me that I have to
wear that mask.
440
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:05,116
- I am only trying
to keep you safe.
441
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,775
- Ma'am, listen.
You need to put on the mask,
442
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,168
or you will be escorted
out of the store.
443
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:09,781
- This is America!
Okay?
444
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,261
I have rights.
445
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,821
You guys are working for Satan,
aren't you?
446
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:13,958
- Oh, no.
- Huh? yeah?
447
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,130
You're Satan workers!
448
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:16,345
- S-Satan?
- Here we go.
449
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,403
- Yeah.
- He is the one person
450
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,829
that I would never work for!
451
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,306
- Attention shoppers,
we're sorry to announce
452
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:27,057
we are out of paper towels,
pasta, flour, and---
453
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:29,930
- So just--
454
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:33,758
- Our stuff!
- Hands off, employees only!
455
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:36,242
- I need that pasta sauce.
I have a medical condition!
456
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,593
- No, ma'am.
Stop!
457
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:40,162
I'm gonna chase you,
I'm just waiting for 6 feet.
458
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,550
♪
459
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,125
- What happened here?
460
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,948
- Uh, if this is
upsetting to you,
461
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,956
might I suggest you not look up
at the ceiling tonight?
462
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,919
- Okay.
Will do looking up tomorrow.
463
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,179
But, seriously,
why didn't anybody come get me?
464
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:07,103
- Well, I tried,
but you were on another call.
465
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:10,318
- I-I-I don't know how
to be good at this.
466
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,450
I mean, I told everybody
to come to me
467
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,893
and I would take care of them,
468
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,149
but they have me on these calls
all day every day!
469
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,722
- Yeah, well,
it's too much, Amy.
470
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,149
They're spreading you too thin.
471
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,495
I mean, we barely even
see each other anymore.
472
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,845
- Right, and I'm a terrible
girlfriend, too.
473
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:25,245
And an awful mother!
474
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,378
I mean, I see Dennis' kids
more than I see my own.
475
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,731
- That's not what I meant.
You're just--
476
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:33,118
You're in
an impossible situation.
477
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,171
We all are.
478
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:38,211
And, I don't know,
something has to change.
479
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,515
- [gasps]
Oh, my God.
480
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,045
- You said you
wouldn't look up!
481
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,662
- Okay, so no
morning meeting today.
482
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,091
I'm just gonna hand out
shift assignments
483
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,137
'cause Amy's
on another Zephra call.
484
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:52,103
- Not just any call.
A big one.
485
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,881
With the CEO.
486
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,185
I forwarded her the link.
487
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,491
- Oh!
Really?
488
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:58,837
That's a big call.
I didn't know that.
489
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,887
I didn't even see her
before she left this morning.
490
00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:03,762
- Seems like Amy's always
on a Zephra call these days.
491
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:06,195
- She's drawn
to that new young job.
492
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,462
Old Cloud 9 can't please her
the way we used to
493
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:11,245
with our creaky joints
and our floppy junk.
494
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,861
- Okay, hey.
Come on.
495
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:16,041
Amy might have abandoned us
a little, but we're fine!
496
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,778
You know, everything's fine.
497
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:20,209
In fact, in my panic dream
last night,
498
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:23,516
the person clubbing me to death
was Topher Grace.
499
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:25,174
So...
500
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,868
little taste of Tinseltown
for y'all.
501
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:31,176
- And still, we've managed
to see a huge earning spike
502
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:32,884
from our Cloud 9 stores.
503
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:35,181
It really speaks to how well
things are handling things.
504
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:38,228
Great job, guys!
Way to slay!
505
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,064
[clapping]
506
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,672
Okay, let's hear
from marketing.
507
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:43,852
- Oh, um.
Hey, hi!
508
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:46,068
Hey, Kira.
Hi, hey.
509
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,458
Amy Sosa here.
[nervous chuckle]
510
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,981
Um, actually, I just have
a little bit of a thing
511
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,365
to add to the Cloud 9 update?
512
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:52,808
- Of course.
What's up?
513
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:56,214
- Um, so Cloud 9 isn't
actually doing so well.
514
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:59,429
I mean, sure, the sales are up,
515
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:01,469
but morale is way down.
516
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:03,645
Our employees
aren't only scared,
517
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,951
but they're spending a lot of
their personal time and money
518
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:07,217
to protect themselves.
519
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,040
So maybe if Zephra
sent over some PPE,
520
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,088
they could focus
on doing their jobs
521
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,143
instead of worrying so much
522
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,219
about their
own health and safety.
523
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:16,528
- Sorry, Amy.
524
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:18,793
You froze after,
"Cloud 9 isn't--"?
525
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:22,445
- Um, I was just saying that
526
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,102
the employees need PPE
527
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,106
and maybe
some of the earnings spike
528
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,848
can go towards them.
529
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,459
- Well, yeah.
530
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:32,289
When you put it like that,
that's a really good point.
531
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,678
You know what?
Let's look into sending
532
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,942
masks and gloves
to all our stores.
533
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:38,155
We gotta have your backs,
534
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,214
'cause you all
have been slaying!
535
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,558
- Yeah, wow!
Great, that's great!
536
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,690
Thank you!
537
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:46,392
You know, it's just
so good to know
538
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:49,169
that you're all really
taking care of your people.
539
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,131
- Sorry, Amy.
We lost you again.
540
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,134
What'd you say?
541
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,605
- Uh, nothing.
Never mind.
542
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:57,265
Marketing, you're up.
Slay!
543
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,140
- Harmonica wants to play
Suck and Blow
544
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,361
at her birthday party,
545
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,920
but I just don't know
if it's safe.
546
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,876
- Kids are missing out
on so much right now.
547
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,925
- Yeah.
- Oh, the beer is for you guys.
548
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,670
Just a small thank you
for all you've been doing.
549
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,373
- That's so nice!
550
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,203
We should all drink together
after work.
551
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,761
- Totally.
552
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:19,157
Do you think that guy
can get us some Ketamine?
553
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,155
- Glenn?
What are you doing?
554
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,285
Are you hiding back here?
555
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,727
- What?
Ha! No.
556
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,474
I'm just...
557
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,815
counting the pots
on the shelves, you know.
558
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:34,425
To make sure that we have
enough and not too many.
559
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,127
- Yeah, well, we need your help
back in the store.
560
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,085
- Okay, look, I really think
the priorities
561
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,223
should be the pots right now.
562
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,700
- Okay.
563
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,226
Yeah, you know,
I've got to admit,
564
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,880
it's pretty nice back here.
565
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,713
It's kinda getting a little
scary in there.
566
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:51,102
I guess even us heroes
deserve a little break?
567
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,366
- Yeah.
568
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,889
Well, I mean, if you're scared,
you could...
569
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:58,373
stay and count pots with me.
570
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,244
- Sounds good.
571
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,200
[sighs]
572
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,726
To be clear,
I didn't need a break.
573
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,339
I was pretending
because you're scared.
574
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,560
Don't even think for a second
575
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,818
I don't know how many pots
are up there.
576
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:13,261
- This is actually
kinda nice.
577
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,339
It's been a long time
since I've been able
578
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,777
to get drunk at work.
579
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,133
We've been so busy.
580
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:18,522
- And you guys are the only
other people I see
581
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:19,865
besides Jerry and Tony.
582
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:22,534
But sometimes I wake up
in the middle of the night
583
00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:27,229
and I think I see my bus driver
lurking over our bed.
584
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,011
It's probably nothing.
585
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,274
- Well, the one good thing
586
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,797
about being relentlessly
exposed to this virus
587
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,060
is that we're all
doing it together.
588
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:37,023
No one tell Justine we're here.
589
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,930
- Hey, uh...
590
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,237
I know you're probably busy,
591
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,243
but a customer
just bought us some beer,
592
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:44,845
and we are celebrating.
593
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:48,155
Or numbing the pain.
I can't really tell which.
594
00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:51,163
- Well, I might actually have
some things to celebrate.
595
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,426
- Oh?
- First of all,
596
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,598
I think I got Zephra
to send us some PPE.
597
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:56,434
- Whoa, that's awesome.
598
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:58,522
- And, um...
that was Dennis.
599
00:20:58,561 --> 00:21:01,221
He said that the offices
are reopening
600
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,570
and they're ready
to fly me out.
601
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,310
- Shut up.
- I'm going to California.
602
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:06,741
- Wha-we're going
to California!
603
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,697
- We are going to California!
- This is incredible!
604
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:09,695
- Yeah!
605
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:11,176
- You finally get to have
one job.
606
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:12,446
- Thank God.
607
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:13,618
- We can finally start
our lives together.
608
00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:14,803
- Yes.
- It's like, real!
609
00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,188
This is huge!
- So real!
610
00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:17,671
- Ah!
- It's...big!
611
00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:18,671
[laughs]
612
00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:22,462
[lightly uneasy music]