1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,047 . 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,354 - Okay, those of you who were working 3 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:08,617 the day that Carol was electrocuted by the robot, 4 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:10,923 you're gonna be deposed by Carol's lawyer today. 5 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:13,448 - Now, Cloud 9's lawyer will also be present. 6 00:00:13,491 --> 00:00:16,146 He advises we answer every question honestly 7 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:18,453 but try and downplay their liability. 8 00:00:18,496 --> 00:00:22,674 So, feel free to get creative walking that perjury line. 9 00:00:22,718 --> 00:00:24,937 - How much isCloud 9 gonna have to pay Carol? 10 00:00:24,981 --> 00:00:27,027 - Oh, I heard about a guy who got his butt sliced off 11 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:28,550 when a shelf fell. 12 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:29,899 Voop! 10 million. 13 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:31,422 - What? - No, no-- 14 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:32,684 [all murmuring] - Dang, that's a nice payday. 15 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:34,686 - I'm sorry--a guy got his butt sliced off, 16 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,558 and we didn't hear about it in the news? 17 00:00:36,601 --> 00:00:40,040 - Wait, so Carolcould get $10 million? 18 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:41,824 - [laughing] Okay. That makes sense. 19 00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:43,434 T-the world makes sense. 20 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,480 - She'll be able to do that thing where you buy a car 21 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:47,090 and you just drive it once. 22 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:48,700 Like, when you get to where you're going, 23 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:50,267 you just toss the keys to whoever and leave. 24 00:00:50,311 --> 00:00:51,442 - No, she's the kinda person 25 00:00:51,486 --> 00:00:53,314 who'd blow it all on exotic animals, 26 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:55,533 then die broke in the bathroom of a Red Robin. 27 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:58,014 - Carol, you can probably just go start your shift now. 28 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,494 - No, I'm good. 29 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:01,539 Is this what today's gonna be like, 30 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,367 everyone talking about me? 31 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:06,153 God, I'm gonna hate this! 32 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:09,156 [upbeat music] 33 00:01:09,199 --> 00:01:12,463 ♪ 34 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:14,683 - You're looking at a boot? 35 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:16,859 You're not a boot guy. - [huffs] I know. 36 00:01:16,902 --> 00:01:18,426 Everyone knows that. 37 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:20,732 But I'm just seeing what's out there, because... 38 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:23,648 someone's getting their ankle monitor off today! 39 00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:26,260 - Oh, my God, Mateo, that's huge! 40 00:01:26,303 --> 00:01:29,393 - I know, right? Girl, it has sucked! 41 00:01:29,437 --> 00:01:31,395 Feeling like a criminal every time I tied my shoes... 42 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:33,484 - Ooh! Why not get yourself some capri pants, too, 43 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:35,138 so you can show off your ankle? 44 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:36,574 - I'd rather go back to jail. 45 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:37,662 - Excuse me. 46 00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:40,404 Can you help me find Carol Malloon? 47 00:01:40,448 --> 00:01:42,363 I'm her attorney, Hannah Connelly? 48 00:01:42,406 --> 00:01:43,929 - Well, hear this. 49 00:01:43,973 --> 00:01:46,758 Carol's gonna do everything she can to pin this on me, 50 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:49,283 but if she wants to make this ugly, 51 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:52,112 I will drag it all the way to hell! 52 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:54,897 - I think she's in floral. 53 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:56,377 On your left, just ahead towards the register. 54 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,335 - Okay. Thank you. 55 00:01:58,379 --> 00:01:59,945 Mateo, softly: Okay. 56 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:01,860 - Oh, hey, Glenn. 57 00:02:01,904 --> 00:02:04,559 You're, uh, dripping something green there, buddy. 58 00:02:04,602 --> 00:02:06,300 - Ah! This is the third stress ball 59 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:08,476 I blasted through today. 60 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:11,914 - Wow. Maybe today should be more of a Koosh day for you. 61 00:02:11,957 --> 00:02:13,394 - It's just these depositions. 62 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:15,091 You know, lawyers make me anxious. 63 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,224 - It's nothing to worry about. You know, maybe it would help 64 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:18,486 if we practiced a little bit. 65 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:20,575 - Oh, yeah, good idea. Okay. 66 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:22,577 So you be me, and I'll be the lawyer. 67 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:25,188 - Uh, maybe you should be you. 68 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:27,147 - 'Cause I'll be me in the deposition. 69 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:29,236 Okay. Good catch. 70 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:32,282 - Hey, Dina, did ya see? Lazer Maze finally reopened. 71 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:33,457 - Yeah! Took 'em long enough. 72 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,242 What, one black light falls on a kid, 73 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:37,069 and you have to close for a year? 74 00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:38,593 - Well, COVID... 75 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:41,117 - Oh, right. Well, listen. We should go later tonight. 76 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,250 - Yeah. And there's that Mediterranean place next door. 77 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:44,468 We could fuel up first. 78 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:46,296 I mean, if that's...cool. 79 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:47,471 - Why wouldn't it be? 80 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:49,212 Because of my views on the Greeks? 81 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:50,822 - What? No. I'm just trying to be good 82 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:52,520 about the boundaries that you and Brian set up. 83 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:53,999 - Oh, no, it's not like a date. 84 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:55,784 As long as whatever we're doing ends in sex, 85 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:58,352 it's like the laser tag is just extended foreplay. 86 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:00,484 - Right. Foreplay surrounded by teenagers 87 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:02,182 and cardboard aliens. 88 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:04,314 I been turned on by worse. - Me, too. 89 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:06,098 - Okay, state your name for the record. 90 00:03:06,142 --> 00:03:07,665 - Glenn Sturgis. 91 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:10,973 Why are you writing that down? That's the right answer. 92 00:03:11,016 --> 00:03:13,323 - No, no, this is what lawyers do--they might take notes. 93 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:15,064 But you can't let that distract you. 94 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:16,761 - Oh, mind games! 95 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:18,328 Oh, okay, well, 96 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:20,330 sure, yeah--game on. 97 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:22,289 Check and mate. Ohh... 98 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:25,292 - Sure. Also, they might let a quiet moment hang 99 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:27,119 after you've answered a question. 100 00:03:27,163 --> 00:03:28,556 Silences are uncomfortable, 101 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:30,645 and so people will try to fill them 102 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:32,429 and then end up saying more. 103 00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:34,823 - Oh, okay. Got it. No problem. 104 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:40,829 Ha. What is this? 105 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:43,745 Are you doing it now? 106 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:48,924 Are you mad at me? Did you find out 107 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:50,708 that I accidentally hit your car in the parking lot? 108 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:53,233 Because it was just a scratch! 109 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:55,713 You think you're so perfect, you know? 110 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:58,890 Well, I used to have a body like that once. 111 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:02,067 [huffs] So, you know, so check out your future, 112 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:04,679 you fart face! 113 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:08,944 - Okay. So, some things to work on. 114 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,297 [knocks twice] - Hey, Mateo, it's Eugene. 115 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:16,386 This is what I look like in a mask. 116 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,127 - Yeah, I can tell it's you. Hi. 117 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:19,737 - I got a subpoena. 118 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:22,262 I guess 'cause the lawyers think I'm Glenn's assistant 119 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:23,393 and wanna depose me? 120 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:25,743 - Oh, crap. Right. 121 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:27,484 - Don't worry. I'm just gonna go in there 122 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:29,704 and explain our situation-- how, on paper, you know, 123 00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:31,183 you still work in the Vision Center 124 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:32,707 and I'm "Glenn's assistant." 125 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,578 - What? No. Eugene, you can't. 126 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:37,886 Our arrangement isn't exactly...above board. 127 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:41,019 Just...pretend you're Glenn's assistant. 128 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:43,718 - But if I lie under oath, they'll send me to jail. 129 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:46,111 - If you tell them the truth, it's gonna ruin my whole life. 130 00:04:46,155 --> 00:04:47,765 Please? 131 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,767 I'm supposed to get my ankle monitor off today. 132 00:04:49,811 --> 00:04:51,639 I might even be a boot guy now. 133 00:04:51,682 --> 00:04:54,163 - You're not a boot guy. - People change! 134 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,773 Whatever. You can't go in there. 135 00:04:55,817 --> 00:04:58,123 - Well, I kinda have to 'cause of the subpoena, 136 00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:02,954 but I'll them that you really don't wanna be in trouble. 137 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:04,347 - Hey. 138 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:06,262 You gotta do what you believe is right. 139 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,046 - Right. - Why don't you stay here, 140 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:09,874 and I'll go see if they're ready for you. 141 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:11,311 - Okay. 142 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:21,538 Eugene? Did you lock me out? 143 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:23,975 - No! I didn't even touch the door! 144 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:26,456 - Oh, no! 145 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,589 The door must be stuck! 146 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:31,809 - Hey, Dina, Brett wants to go home 147 00:05:31,853 --> 00:05:34,116 because of his sciatica? Is that a real thing, 148 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:36,118 or is it like when Isaac needed Friday off 149 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:37,989 for an appointment with his Mandalorian? 150 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:39,382 - Hang on. What do you think's going on 151 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:41,123 between Garrett and that woman? 152 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:43,473 - Uh...I don't know. Looks like he's helping 153 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:45,432 some girl with a dead tree. 154 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:46,824 - Yeah, but it seemed like she was laughing. 155 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:48,260 If anything, he should be laughing at her 156 00:05:48,304 --> 00:05:49,392 for that ridiculous return. 157 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:51,655 - Oh, my God. Are you jealous? 158 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:53,875 - What? No, I'm dating Brian. 159 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,180 - I don't know. You and Garrett 160 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:57,008 have been hanging out a lot lately, so... 161 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:59,489 kinda feels like you guys "like" like each other. 162 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,752 - No, we don't "like" like each other 163 00:06:01,796 --> 00:06:03,667 because we're not 12-year-olds at archery camp. 164 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:05,539 We are adults in a complex relationship 165 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,279 where I am the hinge between a romantic primary 166 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:08,759 and a sexual secondary. 167 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,761 - I've never been a hinge before. 168 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,720 Well, one time, the exterminator walked in on us 169 00:06:12,763 --> 00:06:15,505 and, like, kinda lingered, but I guess that doesn't count. 170 00:06:15,549 --> 00:06:17,159 - No. That's just exterminators. 171 00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:18,421 Jesus! What is this-- 172 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:20,858 Ladies' Night at Customer Service? 173 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:22,425 - On the day of the incident, 174 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:24,035 Glenn Sturgis was floor supervisor. 175 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:25,733 - Yes, he was. 176 00:06:25,776 --> 00:06:27,256 - To the best of your knowledge, 177 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:29,780 did Mr. Sturgis make any modifications to the robot? 178 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:31,695 - Uh, no, Glenn would never do anything like that. 179 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:34,002 Glenn's a bit of a technophobe, you know? 180 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:36,657 He keeps his radio dialed to the Christmas station 181 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,485 all year round 'cause he's worried 182 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:40,225 he's not gonna be able to find his way back. 183 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,618 - So it's your understanding 184 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:43,577 that he generally avoided the robot. 185 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,535 - Oh, absolutely. 186 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:47,015 - So that would include performing 187 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:50,235 the required maintenance and software updates. 188 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:52,194 - Uh...I'm sorry? 189 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:55,066 - That's the responsibility of a floor supervisor. 190 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:58,461 - Oh, uh...huh. 191 00:06:58,505 --> 00:07:01,551 I...[funny voice] I did not know that. 192 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:04,467 - A skipped or improperly performed update 193 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:06,426 could have resulted in the electrocution 194 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:08,993 of my client, so... 195 00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:10,734 - Yeah, well, I-I mean, I'm sure Glenn 196 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:12,432 tried to do the updates. 197 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:17,001 [shaky inhale] 198 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:19,482 Thi--this is not like to--to, you know, 199 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:21,745 fill the silence... or whatever. 200 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:24,008 But just to say it, shouldn't there have been 201 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:26,271 like a technician or something involved? 202 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:29,100 I mean, I feel like it's unfair to expect somebody like Glenn-- 203 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:31,320 - "Somebody like Glenn." 204 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:33,278 Is there a competence issue? 205 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:34,497 - No! No, no! 206 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,804 Glenn is--can be... 207 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:39,850 uh, competent, uh, in--in a lot of ways. 208 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:41,896 Could--do you wanna-- do you wanna jump in here? 209 00:07:41,939 --> 00:07:45,073 - This lawsuit is against the Cloud 9 corporation. 210 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:47,510 But it sounds like you're saying 211 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,643 that Mr. Sturgis, as an individual, 212 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:51,862 is responsible for the injury. 213 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:53,168 - It's not your turn to ask questions. 214 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:55,475 - Thank you. - But I like that question. 215 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:57,912 So I'll ask it. - I--objection. 216 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,220 O-overruled. Yeah. Yeah. 217 00:08:04,745 --> 00:08:05,136 . 218 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:07,225 - You know what? I can take care of this for you. 219 00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:08,357 Why don't you just pick out 220 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,793 a different size? - Trying to get her into 221 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:11,273 something more form-fitting? Man, Customer Service 222 00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:12,883 is just your own sick little candy store, isn't it? 223 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:15,059 - Uh...and bereavement cards are on aisle three. 224 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:17,671 I'm sorry about your sister. 225 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:20,456 What was that? Did you really think I was flirting with her? 226 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,676 - Well, it looked like there was less blood in your face. 227 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:24,547 It had to go somewhere. - I was being pleasant. 228 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,506 And even if I was flirting with her, who cares? 229 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,203 We're not dating, so I can flirt with 230 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:29,596 or date whoever I want. 231 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:31,380 - No, totally. I mean, if that's... 232 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:33,121 what you want, then knock yourself out. 233 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:34,557 Date a hundred women. 234 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:36,733 - And you wouldn't have a problem with that, right? 235 00:08:36,777 --> 00:08:38,430 - No! No, I'd be fine. 236 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:40,171 You'dbe the person with the problem, 237 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:42,304 because you're so bad with names. 238 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:44,001 Regardless, I'm fine, you're fine. 239 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:45,873 That lady can throw it around as much as she wants. 240 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,048 We're all fine! 241 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:48,745 [loudly] Anyway... 242 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,533 - Hey! I got you a little congratulations gift 243 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,186 for getting your ankle monitor off-- 244 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:56,710 some fun socks! 245 00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:59,147 - Okay, great. Just drop 'em on the ground and walk away. 246 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:01,715 Thanks so much. - Aw, man, fun socks? 247 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,151 Takes me a pic! 248 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:05,545 - Why is Eugene in your office? 249 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,242 - [loudly] Eugene got stuck! 250 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:08,722 Apparently, my door got jammed. 251 00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:10,854 [softly] He was gonna blab to the lawyers 252 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:12,073 about our work arrangement. 253 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:13,422 - So you kidnapped him? 254 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,163 - No! You can't be kidnapped 255 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,730 if you don't know you're being kidnapped. 256 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,035 - Oh. Okay. 257 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,820 So what's your plan? 258 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,256 - I don't have one yet! 259 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:22,431 While you were out there buying socks, 260 00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:24,912 I was busy dealing with this! 261 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:27,262 Love the socks, by the way. So thoughtful. 262 00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:29,917 - Uh, hey, uh, quick heads up. 263 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,397 It's--it's looking like they're targeting Glenn 264 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:34,443 to take the fall for Carol's lawsuit. 265 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:35,879 - Ugh. - Yeah! 266 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,228 The lawyer, she's just like-- 267 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:38,926 like anything you say, she's just gonna twist 268 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,754 to make it sound like Glenn's incompetent. 269 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:42,712 - What did you say that she twisted? 270 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:45,933 - Oh, me? Uh, well, f-for me, it was, uh, 271 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:49,066 I might've--I said something along the lines of Glenn... 272 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:50,633 uh, being incompetent. 273 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,461 - Mm. Don't see how that got twisted. 274 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:53,723 - Jonah, why would you say that? 275 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,420 Glenn can't afford to get sued. 276 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,074 He has a two-year-old, 277 00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:59,294 and his health is, like, sobad. 278 00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:00,687 - Yeah. Yeah, got it. Yeah, no. 279 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,427 Stomach cramps on full blast already. 280 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,604 Oh, hey, there's Carol, everybody. 281 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,127 - Hey, Carol, can you talk to your lawyer? 282 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,737 Jonah screwed up royally, 283 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,260 and now she's going after Glenn. 284 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:10,914 - Oh, no, I hate to hear that. 285 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:13,482 But gotta let the lawyers do their job, right? 286 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:16,006 Now, what should I name my boat? 287 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,660 I'm leaning toward "Wet Ride," 288 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,357 but I'm open to other ideas. 289 00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,664 - Look, all you guys have to do is go in there 290 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,058 and make Glenn sound like he's, you know, 291 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:26,538 good at his job... which, he is! 292 00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:30,934 - And when the system went down, 293 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:33,328 Glenn put in everybody's hours for the previous week 294 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:34,721 from memory. 295 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,244 - Hmm. - And why did the system 296 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,506 go down? - Because somebody 297 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:38,812 spilled juice on the clock-in machine. 298 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:41,510 - Oh, was there a... child in the back area? 299 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:44,687 - No. It was an adult that was running away with juice 300 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,167 'cause they weren't supposed to be drinking it. 301 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:49,083 - And this adult was... 302 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:51,346 - Bad at running with juice. 303 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:52,869 - Would you say that Glenn Sturgis 304 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,305 is a competent manager? 305 00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:55,698 - Is this off the record, or... 306 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,874 - This is all under oath. - Under--great. 307 00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,528 Oh, boy. Okay... 308 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:01,878 Glenn is... what is Glenn? 309 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,532 Glenn i--you know, ha! 310 00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:05,621 He is--it's--the thing... 311 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,537 the thing is, about him... 312 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,844 - Glenn and I, we're top dogs in this doghouse. 313 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,454 Why? Competence. 314 00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:15,109 Jonah's...the most competent. 315 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,676 Then Dina, obviously. 316 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:19,026 Preeti is probably up there too. 317 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:20,288 Uh... 318 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,769 Oh, Mateo. Jeez. Okay. 319 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:26,076 - Glenn can... handle phone calls, 320 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,558 uh, keep things in binders... 321 00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:32,735 Oh! He wears clothes. Uh... 322 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,563 honestly, when you add it up, he can do, like, 323 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,391 probably hundreds of things. 324 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:39,176 [percussive music] 325 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,874 ♪ 326 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,572 - Uh, I said...Garrett yet? Did I mention Garrett? 327 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:47,228 So there's gonna be Jonah, Dina, Garrett, 328 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:51,188 Preeti, me-- depending on the week... 329 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:53,582 - Glenn Sturgis is-- 330 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:57,455 [sustained throat sound] Mm... 331 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,109 Could you repeat the question? 332 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:00,763 - He has a weird voice. 333 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,853 Like...[hoarsely, shrilly] "Okay, everybody..." 334 00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:06,334 - So, Eugene, you're Glenn's assistant. 335 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,771 - Eugene O'Malley is Glenn's assistant, yes. 336 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:11,556 - Oh, well, you can just say "I." 337 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,429 - Eugene O'Malley just thinks a little differently. 338 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:15,778 - Have you met Alan? 339 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,562 Oh, my God, I forgot about Alan! 340 00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:20,043 Okay, do you have a whiteboard? 341 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:23,046 - This isn't working. Carol's lawyer is relentless. 342 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,396 W-we can't let them pin it all on Glenn. 343 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,703 - Pin what on me? 344 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,098 Not something, I hope. 345 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:33,317 [quiet music] 346 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:36,016 . 347 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,974 - Why is this happening to me? 348 00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,497 Why do people think that I'm at fault 349 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,978 for Carol's electrocution? - Uh, well, so, uh, 350 00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:45,242 when I was trying to defend you, 351 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:48,202 uh, we were talking about the robot malfunction, 352 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:51,118 and I may have suggested that youwere... 353 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:54,686 a little less than 100% competent. 354 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,427 - You said that? 355 00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:57,428 - [softly] Yeah... 356 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:58,865 - You don't think I'm competent? 357 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,388 - No, Glenn, that's-- 358 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:01,911 it came out wrong-- - No, no. 359 00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:05,523 I'm--I'm happy to find out what you really think of me. 360 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:08,048 But I may have to take your picture out of my wallet. 361 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,833 - Glenn, come on. What picture is this again? 362 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,835 - One, two... 363 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:15,316 [thud] Ooh! 364 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:18,928 - Oh, no! I can't believe that didn't work. 365 00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,669 - Looks like I'm really stuck, you guys. 366 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:24,238 I think I may have to reschedule my deposition. 367 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:28,024 - Oh, hey, I just spoke with Carol's lawyer, 368 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:30,287 and she said Eugene could do his deposition 369 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,202 through the door, if you wanted. 370 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,856 - What? - She gave me the questions 371 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,205 to ask and everything. 372 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,468 He could do his deposition now with us 373 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:38,687 and be done with it. 374 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:41,559 - Well, i-it's a little unorthodox, 375 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,997 but I'll allow it. 376 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:47,478 - Uh, so, the first question is... 377 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,482 Where were you born? - Where was I born? 378 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,049 - Yeah, I know. 379 00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,835 It seems like it has nothing to do with Carol's lawsuit. 380 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,272 But that's the first question. 381 00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:01,710 - Well, it's a pretty crazy story, uh... 382 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:05,888 I was born in a hospital in Jefferson City, Missouri. 383 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:09,718 White mom, white dad. 384 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,894 - Hey, Dina, a lot of people have questions 385 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,027 about this email you sent. - Really? 386 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,811 - "Due to recent complaints, 387 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:19,032 "employees at Customer Service are hereby off-limits 388 00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,077 in regards to flirting and/or dating." 389 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,513 - Which concept are ya fuzzy on? 390 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,211 - Our question is why did you send it? 391 00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:25,647 - Yeah. And did Garrett 392 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,344 like specifically say something about me? 393 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,520 'Cause we've been vibing for a while. 394 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:32,088 - No. This is just... standard procedure. 395 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,351 From corporate. About dating in the workplace. 396 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,527 I think they just wanna stay a step ahead since it's spring 397 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,573 and, you know, everybody's getting horned up. 398 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:41,489 - Hmm. Damn. I really thought we were vibing. 399 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,709 - Dina, this email's wack. 400 00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:47,277 Come on, just admit it. You're jealous. 401 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,757 I mean, it makes sense. 402 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,891 Garrett's like a really nice guy and funny and cute. 403 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,544 - Well, he's off-limits, Cheyenne. 404 00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,155 I just sent the email. - Okay. 405 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,766 - Sorry. It's just I-- I guess I have been 406 00:14:57,809 --> 00:15:00,029 spending more time with Garrett and, I don't know, I... 407 00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,944 I liked it, I... 408 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,120 I like him. 409 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,948 - Aw. Well, that's great. 410 00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,081 Oh, but, yeah, probably confusing. 411 00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,865 - Yeah. 'Cause there's still Brian, 412 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,606 who I also like, so... 413 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:14,261 - Mmm. In tenth grade, I was caught between Bo 414 00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:16,828 and this guy Darius that he used to freestyle rap with. 415 00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:19,353 - What did you do? - I told Bo how I felt, 416 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:22,008 and then...[laughs] he took a poo in the backseat 417 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:25,620 of Darius's mom's station wagon. 418 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,535 - Cheyenne, I had such high hopes, 419 00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:30,538 and have truly no idea what to take from that story. 420 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,279 - I 'm just saying that you should tell Garrett 421 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,934 how you feel because maybe he feels the same way. 422 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,370 And if he's not willing 423 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,589 to take a crap in the backseat of Brian's car, 424 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:41,984 then--pfft-- there's no decision to make. 425 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,160 - And April was kinda fun 426 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,249 because the ducklings were having a tea party, 427 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,338 and, you know, just imagining them 428 00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,384 trying to drink that tea with their beaks... 429 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,386 there's no way they got all of it. 430 00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,172 - Excuse me. You can't be in here. 431 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,348 - Yeah. I am not leaving 432 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,350 until you hear me out. 433 00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:01,699 - This is totally inappropriate. 434 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,832 - What's inappropriate, Hannah, 435 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,704 is youall trying to squeeze out a big payday 436 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,184 from this good, kind man. 437 00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,446 - Jonah-- - No, Glenn, I got this. 438 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,057 Look at your ducklings. 439 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,363 Sir, could you point to the motherboard 440 00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:15,496 on this robot for me? 441 00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,672 - No, I can't. - No, you can't. 442 00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:20,849 Hannah, can you update the sim card on the robot? 443 00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,285 - No. - No?! 444 00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:23,895 Huh! That's interesting. 445 00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:26,507 Because you all have had the exact same amount of training 446 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,335 that Cloud 9 gives its floor supervisors-- 447 00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:29,989 - Jonah, I did it. 448 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,207 - S-sorry? 449 00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:33,035 - Well, not at first, 450 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,255 but I watched hours of online videos 451 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,300 and eventually, I figured it out. 452 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,172 That's what I was just showing them. 453 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,522 I kept records of everything-- every update, 454 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,306 every new hardware install-- 455 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,873 it's all right here in my calendar. 456 00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:48,137 I did everything that corporate asked me to do. 457 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,226 So I don't know what happened with Carol, 458 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,620 but it is not on me. 459 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:55,927 Anyway, if there are no further questions, 460 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:59,279 I have been nervously holding my pee for six hours, 461 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,237 so I really need to get to a men's room. 462 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,847 Oh, and Jonah, 463 00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:05,894 I don't think I'll be needing your help with that either. 464 00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,637 - Glenn, you-- 465 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,945 I-I'm not going to help-- 466 00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:14,903 It's--it's-- 467 00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:17,862 Good day. 468 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:20,778 . 469 00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:23,085 [lightly edgy music] 470 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,130 - Jonah. 471 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:29,178 - Glenn, hey, look, I-- I'm sorry. 472 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:33,182 I should never have implied that you were incompetent. 473 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:38,579 You've been doing this for a long time, and... 474 00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:41,060 and I should have respected that. 475 00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:45,064 - Wow. Silence really works. 476 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:48,154 I just said "Jonah," and you completely unloaded. 477 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,416 - No, but Glenn, I-I mean it. 478 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,982 I-I should have known that of course 479 00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:53,028 you followed all the protocols and maintenance. 480 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,465 - Mm. - I trust you. 481 00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:56,597 - Aw. 482 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,686 Prove it. 483 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,122 - What? 484 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,168 - If you trust me, then you should have no problem 485 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,213 sticking your hand inside that robot. 486 00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,523 - Uh, okay, yeah. Yeah! 487 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:10,959 I will do that, 488 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:13,614 because I trust that you made it safe. 489 00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,703 - Mm-hmm. - Carol only got hurt 490 00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,705 because she used a screwdriver, right? 491 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,924 So, uh, yeah, I will do that 492 00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,883 and--and--and let you know how it goes. 493 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,363 - Right now's good. 494 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,541 Yeah. Yeah! Great. 495 00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,195 Yeah. 496 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,067 Yeah. This feels good. This is-- 497 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,374 this feels--aah, [bleep]! - Oh! 498 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:35,636 I am so-- - Aah! 499 00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,203 - That should not have happened! 500 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,639 - [bleep]! - What is wrong with this-- 501 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:41,337 Aah! God! Fudge! 502 00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:45,341 - Hey, uh, maybe we should talk about some things. 503 00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,387 - Oh, yeah, I'll start. Why did I hear 504 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,389 from multiple people that I used to date 505 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:53,088 that you emailed them and said that we couldn't talk anymore? 506 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,221 - Yeah, here's the thing. Um... 507 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:58,180 our situation has gotten a little complicated-- 508 00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,008 - Okay, well, I'll make it less complicated--I'm done. 509 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,444 - What? - Look, 510 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,577 I knew this thing was gonna be fun and weird, 511 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,927 but I was really hoping that fun would win. 512 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,103 Turns out, it's a blowout for weird. 513 00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:11,715 - Fine with me. 514 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:13,108 I'm with Brian, so... 515 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,458 Uh, I'm still gonna go to laser tag tonight, 516 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:18,461 so if you go, maybe we should do different slots, whatever. 517 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,597 - Okay. They left the break room. 518 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,382 The Cloud 9 lawyer said it was "feeling like a wings night," 519 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,167 so I think he's leaving. 520 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,778 - Eugene? Sandra and I are gonna try 521 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:33,302 one more thing, okay? 522 00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,959 [both groaning, grunting] - I think we're getting close! 523 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,308 - Pull harder, Sandra! 524 00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:40,962 - Okay! 525 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,093 [escalating groans] 526 00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:44,226 - Ah! - Ah! Whoa! 527 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,707 Sandra: Did you... redecorate? 528 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,927 - Yep. I felt so bad keeping Mateo from his work. 529 00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:53,061 I'm no gay guy, but I hope you like it. 530 00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,845 - Thanks, Eugene. 531 00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:56,238 - See ya. 532 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,848 - Wow! 533 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:01,504 Hey. 534 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,027 Don't feel guilty. 535 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,855 You're getting your ankle monitor off! 536 00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,422 - [sighs] - And all Eugene knows 537 00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,250 is that the door was stuck and he got to 538 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,470 redecorate an office. - Right. You're right. 539 00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,602 [laughs] And I mean, he was barely kidnapped. 540 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:16,476 We didn't ask for a ransom or do anything to his nipples. 541 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,869 - I don't know--I think you're gonna need more than sanitizer. 542 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:21,742 - Big deposition fan, huh? 543 00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:24,092 - I...sorry about all that. 544 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,354 - Naw, it was fun. 545 00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,138 It was kind of like being in a haunted house. 546 00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:29,053 I kept waiting for you to pop out from somewhere else. 547 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,533 [both laugh] 548 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:33,362 - Look, I was just trying to protect Glenn. 549 00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,756 - From the big, mean lawyer trying to get her payday. 550 00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,845 Look, I get it. I get it. 551 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,847 But you should know I'm not some 552 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:43,154 sleazy ambulance chaser with her face on every bus. 553 00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:45,200 - I never-- - I mean, my face is on one bus 554 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,898 but I had to do it-- that's the industry. 555 00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:49,378 I was just doing my job. - No, I know. 556 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,728 And I was just... embarrassing myself. 557 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,382 - Big time! - Yeah. 558 00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:56,298 - [laughs] I-I thought it was kind of sweet, actually. 559 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,865 - Hannah! 560 00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:00,563 Let's go get margs, girl! - Oh, yeah! 561 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:01,999 - You're buying! 562 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,653 - Oh, my God, she is the worst. 563 00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,829 - [chuckles] - You didn't hear me say that. 564 00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:08,484 - Oh, no, of course not. 565 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:10,530 Hey, uh, Hannah, um, 566 00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:13,228 let me know if you have any other... 567 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,012 depositions I can crash. 568 00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:16,884 - Oh, yeah. 569 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:19,190 I'll see what I can do, Mr. Simms. 570 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:22,933 [light music]