1 00:00:06,099 --> 00:00:06,219 - Quick COVID safety reminder: 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,080 please stop asking 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,080 customers for gum. 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,050 Actually, 5 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,050 that's not a COVID thing. 6 00:00:12,050 --> 00:00:14,070 You should probably 7 00:00:12,050 --> 00:00:14,070 never do that. 8 00:00:14,070 --> 00:00:16,070 As many of you know, 9 00:00:14,070 --> 00:00:16,070 today is my last day. 10 00:00:16,089 --> 00:00:19,000 And given 11 00:00:16,089 --> 00:00:19,000 the crazy circumstances, 12 00:00:19,010 --> 00:00:20,160 Glenn has agreed 13 00:00:19,010 --> 00:00:20,160 to step back in as manager. 14 00:00:20,170 --> 00:00:23,149 So, yay! 15 00:00:20,170 --> 00:00:23,149 Glenn again! 16 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,079 - Guys, let's look 17 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,079 on the bright side. 18 00:00:26,089 --> 00:00:27,190 At least we don't lose Jonah 19 00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:30,079 for another 13 days 20 00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:30,079 and 11 hours. 21 00:00:30,089 --> 00:00:33,020 - Do you have my flight inf-- 22 00:00:30,089 --> 00:00:33,020 Anyway, yes. 23 00:00:33,039 --> 00:00:36,020 Amy is heading out 24 00:00:33,039 --> 00:00:36,020 with Parker and Emma now, 25 00:00:36,039 --> 00:00:38,000 and I'm gonna tie up 26 00:00:36,039 --> 00:00:38,000 some loose ends, 27 00:00:38,009 --> 00:00:41,009 and then join her 28 00:00:38,009 --> 00:00:41,009 in that amount of time. 29 00:00:41,020 --> 00:00:42,030 - I just can't believe 30 00:00:41,020 --> 00:00:42,030 you're actually leaving. 31 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,009 I thought you and me 32 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,009 were gonna work here 33 00:00:44,219 --> 00:00:45,109 till we got old 34 00:00:44,219 --> 00:00:45,109 and died together. 35 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:49,170 I mean, not here at the store. 36 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:49,170 But probably. 37 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:52,119 - Nope, these two 38 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:52,119 are gonna die in California. 39 00:00:52,140 --> 00:00:54,119 Of old age, hopefully, 40 00:00:52,140 --> 00:00:54,119 but who knows? 41 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:56,090 I heard Long Beach 42 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:56,090 is a chlamydia pocket. 43 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:58,090 - You don't die of chlamydia. 44 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:58,090 - Yeah. 45 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,179 It just goes away on its own. 46 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:02,140 - That is not true, 47 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:02,140 Marcus. 48 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:05,180 - Wow, you guys are gonna 49 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:05,180 go off into the sunset, 50 00:01:05,189 --> 00:01:08,049 together forever. 51 00:01:05,189 --> 00:01:08,049 - Okay. 52 00:01:08,060 --> 00:01:10,189 - California's so lucky! 53 00:01:08,060 --> 00:01:10,189 - Guys, we're just moving. 54 00:01:10,210 --> 00:01:13,060 - Yeah, I can see it-- 55 00:01:10,210 --> 00:01:13,060 Jonah and Amy, 56 00:01:13,069 --> 00:01:16,030 old as hell 57 00:01:13,069 --> 00:01:16,030 just sitting on a porch, 58 00:01:16,049 --> 00:01:18,049 looking out at the Golden Gate. 59 00:01:18,060 --> 00:01:20,170 You know, making out under the 60 00:01:18,060 --> 00:01:20,170 light of the Hollywood sign. 61 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:24,039 - I have map questions, 62 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:24,039 but nice. 63 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:26,120 - You guys did it. 64 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:26,120 You beat the odds, 65 00:01:26,140 --> 00:01:29,090 and now you're gonna be 66 00:01:26,140 --> 00:01:29,090 together forever-- 67 00:01:29,109 --> 00:01:31,140 - Okay, we're gonna be 68 00:01:29,109 --> 00:01:31,140 in this meeting forever 69 00:01:31,150 --> 00:01:33,030 if you guys don't knock it off. 70 00:01:33,039 --> 00:01:34,210 So Sandra, 71 00:01:33,039 --> 00:01:34,210 you're cleaning carts. 72 00:01:34,229 --> 00:01:37,129 - Her last time 73 00:01:34,229 --> 00:01:37,129 handing out assignments! 74 00:01:37,150 --> 00:01:39,159 - Sarah, you're repricing 75 00:01:37,150 --> 00:01:39,159 maternity wear in Softlines. 76 00:01:39,180 --> 00:01:43,020 - Her last time asking Sarah to 77 00:01:39,180 --> 00:01:43,020 reprice maternity in Softlines. 78 00:01:43,030 --> 00:01:44,039 - Brett, if you could 79 00:01:43,030 --> 00:01:44,039 please be... 80 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:46,189 - This is history! 81 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:46,189 - On toilet duty--Glenn! 82 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,109 [upbeat music] 83 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,150 ♪ ♪ 84 00:01:51,159 --> 00:01:53,099 [light music] 85 00:01:53,109 --> 00:01:55,079 - All right, let's talk 86 00:01:53,109 --> 00:01:55,079 going away party. 87 00:01:55,099 --> 00:01:57,039 I want to lower 88 00:01:55,099 --> 00:01:57,039 your expectations. 89 00:01:57,060 --> 00:02:00,010 We have some mylar balloons, 90 00:01:57,060 --> 00:02:00,010 no helium. 91 00:02:00,030 --> 00:02:02,090 - Hey, close the door. 92 00:02:00,030 --> 00:02:02,090 - Oh, yeah. 93 00:02:04,150 --> 00:02:08,099 - So, this might be nothing, 94 00:02:04,150 --> 00:02:08,099 but a couple days ago, 95 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:10,069 I realized that 96 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:10,069 this turquoise ring 97 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,080 I keep on my bedside 98 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,080 table disappeared. 99 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:14,039 - Oh, so Emma 100 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:14,039 started stealing from you? 101 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:17,170 For drugs probably. 102 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:17,170 - No, I-I think Jonah took it. 103 00:02:17,189 --> 00:02:20,039 - For drugs. 104 00:02:17,189 --> 00:02:20,039 - No, no drugs. 105 00:02:20,050 --> 00:02:22,170 I think he took it 106 00:02:20,050 --> 00:02:22,170 to get my ring size. 107 00:02:22,189 --> 00:02:25,079 For an engagement ring. 108 00:02:25,090 --> 00:02:27,099 - Oh! 109 00:02:25,090 --> 00:02:27,099 - Eh... 110 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,170 - What is that? 111 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:30,099 I thought you inexplicably 112 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:30,099 loved him. 113 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,120 - I do, I do, I love him. 114 00:02:32,129 --> 00:02:35,090 I Just--I just don't know 115 00:02:32,129 --> 00:02:35,090 if we're there yet. 116 00:02:35,110 --> 00:02:37,030 I mean, I was already nervous 117 00:02:37,039 --> 00:02:38,180 about this big move 118 00:02:37,039 --> 00:02:38,180 across the country, 119 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:41,060 and now everybody's 120 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:41,060 talking about forever... 121 00:02:41,079 --> 00:02:42,120 - You don't have to get married 122 00:02:41,079 --> 00:02:42,120 right away. 123 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:43,180 Wait a couple years. 124 00:02:43,199 --> 00:02:44,199 Oh, we could have 125 00:02:43,199 --> 00:02:44,199 a double wedding. 126 00:02:44,210 --> 00:02:46,139 The theme is 127 00:02:44,210 --> 00:02:46,139 winter lumber mill. 128 00:02:46,159 --> 00:02:47,180 It's not negotiable. 129 00:02:47,199 --> 00:02:49,170 - I'll think about it. 130 00:02:47,199 --> 00:02:49,170 [sighs] 131 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:52,039 It's just this move is a lot of 132 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:52,039 pressure on the relationship. 133 00:02:52,050 --> 00:02:53,170 And what if it 134 00:02:52,050 --> 00:02:53,170 doesn't work out? 135 00:02:53,180 --> 00:02:55,110 Jonah's uprooting 136 00:02:53,180 --> 00:02:55,110 his whole life for me. 137 00:02:55,129 --> 00:02:56,199 - That may not be true. 138 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:58,210 That place is a land of 139 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:58,210 liberal, small-boned men 140 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:01,210 who drink kombucha and collect 141 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:01,210 sea glass without shame. 142 00:03:01,219 --> 00:03:05,110 Chances are, Jonah would end up 143 00:03:01,219 --> 00:03:05,110 in California eventually. 144 00:03:05,129 --> 00:03:08,189 - Yeah, yeah, you're right. 145 00:03:05,129 --> 00:03:08,189 You're right. 146 00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:11,080 Maybe this isn't all about me. 147 00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:11,080 I mean, get over yourself, Amy. 148 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:13,050 And the ring-- 149 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:13,050 - Emma has a drug problem. 150 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:14,169 - Okay, thank you. 151 00:03:15,129 --> 00:03:17,229 - Hey, do we think moccasins 152 00:03:15,129 --> 00:03:17,229 are cultural appropriation? 153 00:03:18,009 --> 00:03:19,180 I feel like 154 00:03:18,009 --> 00:03:19,180 I can pull them off. 155 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,099 And in a warm, dry climate, 156 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,099 you can rock mocs year-round. 157 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,199 - Rock mocs? 158 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:26,079 California Jonah's 159 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:26,079 gonna be a lot. 160 00:03:26,090 --> 00:03:29,050 - Hey, so I know you're gonna 161 00:03:26,090 --> 00:03:29,050 make fun of me or whatever, 162 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:32,189 but I just wanted you to know 163 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:32,189 that I'm gonna miss you. 164 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:34,189 [Muzak playing in background] 165 00:03:34,210 --> 00:03:38,110 - I'm gonna miss you too. 166 00:03:34,210 --> 00:03:38,110 - Okay, there it is. 167 00:03:38,129 --> 00:03:41,159 Ha ha, I showed my emotions, 168 00:03:38,129 --> 00:03:41,159 so I'm a loser. 169 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:43,199 - No, man, I'm being serious. 170 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:43,199 You're a good guy. 171 00:03:43,219 --> 00:03:45,079 - Yeah, okay, all right. 172 00:03:43,219 --> 00:03:45,079 Yeah, yeah. 173 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:46,139 You know what 174 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:46,139 I'm not gonna miss? 175 00:03:46,150 --> 00:03:49,219 This--this--this whole 176 00:03:46,150 --> 00:03:49,219 firing squad of sarcasm. 177 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,189 - No, I'm being serious. 178 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,189 Look, it's been a crazy year. 179 00:03:52,210 --> 00:03:54,170 I've taken some stock 180 00:03:52,210 --> 00:03:54,170 of my life, 181 00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:56,110 and I'm glad I got to 182 00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:56,110 know you. 183 00:03:56,129 --> 00:04:00,150 - Oh, wow. 184 00:03:56,129 --> 00:04:00,150 Really? 185 00:04:00,169 --> 00:04:02,110 - Yeah. 186 00:04:02,129 --> 00:04:04,069 - Ah! Ha ha! 187 00:04:04,090 --> 00:04:05,169 You almost had me! 188 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:09,060 [bleep] you, dude! 189 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:09,060 [bleep] you! 190 00:04:09,069 --> 00:04:10,150 [knocking on door] 191 00:04:10,159 --> 00:04:12,080 - Come in. 192 00:04:12,099 --> 00:04:14,180 - Hey, hey, Matt-- 193 00:04:12,099 --> 00:04:14,180 oh, wow! 194 00:04:14,189 --> 00:04:16,220 So cute and cozy in here! 195 00:04:16,230 --> 00:04:19,180 I bet this is what Santa's 196 00:04:16,230 --> 00:04:19,180 toy workshop looks like. 197 00:04:19,189 --> 00:04:21,009 Well, not the main floor, 198 00:04:21,029 --> 00:04:22,180 but, you know, 199 00:04:21,029 --> 00:04:22,180 payroll or something. 200 00:04:22,189 --> 00:04:24,100 - Thanks! 201 00:04:24,110 --> 00:04:25,149 Oh, by the way, 202 00:04:25,170 --> 00:04:27,189 thanks for keeping this little 203 00:04:25,170 --> 00:04:27,189 assistant arrangement going. 204 00:04:27,199 --> 00:04:29,189 I know it's kind of unusual. 205 00:04:29,199 --> 00:04:32,110 - Of course, 206 00:04:29,199 --> 00:04:32,110 and I won't change a thing, 207 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,129 because I wanna help you too. 208 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,100 And also I don't 209 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,100 totally understand 210 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:38,000 what you and Amy came up with. 211 00:04:38,019 --> 00:04:40,110 - I appreciate it. 212 00:04:38,019 --> 00:04:40,110 - Oh, now business. 213 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,220 I was thinking of doing 214 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,220 a little slideshow 215 00:04:42,230 --> 00:04:45,199 for Amy's goodbye party, 216 00:04:42,230 --> 00:04:45,199 and I was hoping that you could 217 00:04:45,220 --> 00:04:49,009 come up with some electronic 218 00:04:45,220 --> 00:04:49,009 photos of her time here. 219 00:04:49,029 --> 00:04:50,139 You know the type of photos 220 00:04:49,029 --> 00:04:50,139 I mean? 221 00:04:50,149 --> 00:04:52,120 Like, you can't hold them 222 00:04:50,149 --> 00:04:52,120 in your hand. 223 00:04:52,129 --> 00:04:54,100 - I do. 224 00:04:52,129 --> 00:04:54,100 And happy to. 225 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,199 - Oh, hey! 226 00:04:55,209 --> 00:04:59,019 Maybe we could videotape people 227 00:04:55,209 --> 00:04:59,019 saying goodbye to Amy, 228 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,189 and then take those video clips 229 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:02,129 and, like, 230 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:02,129 put them next to each other. 231 00:05:02,149 --> 00:05:06,089 Like, but when one would stop, 232 00:05:02,149 --> 00:05:06,089 the other one would begin, 233 00:05:06,110 --> 00:05:08,180 sort of like a parade. 234 00:05:06,110 --> 00:05:08,180 - Yes, I get it, yeah. 235 00:05:08,199 --> 00:05:11,069 Please stop. 236 00:05:08,199 --> 00:05:11,069 This is hurting me. 237 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:14,110 - Sandra, just a heads-up, 238 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:14,110 with Amy leaving, 239 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,209 you're on track to being 240 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,209 my best friend in the store. 241 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:17,120 - Really? 242 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:17,120 - Yeah. 243 00:05:17,129 --> 00:05:18,180 Obviously, I'm not thrilled 244 00:05:17,129 --> 00:05:18,180 with this situation, 245 00:05:18,199 --> 00:05:20,009 so I am interviewing 246 00:05:18,199 --> 00:05:20,009 other candidates, 247 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:22,110 but if I crap out, it's you. 248 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,079 - Understood. 249 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,079 Good luck. 250 00:05:24,089 --> 00:05:25,069 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, 251 00:05:24,089 --> 00:05:25,069 whoa, whoa! 252 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,110 Where are you going? 253 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,110 You're not done here. 254 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,019 You think corona 255 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,019 just sticks to the handles? 256 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,230 You think it plays 257 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,230 by your rules? 258 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Put some elbow grease into it, 259 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,000 for God's sake! 260 00:05:33,009 --> 00:05:35,120 What's wrong with you? 261 00:05:33,009 --> 00:05:35,120 - Sorry, sorry. 262 00:05:35,129 --> 00:05:38,100 - Anyway, I'll keep you posted 263 00:05:35,129 --> 00:05:38,100 on the best friend thing. 264 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,230 [light music playing] 265 00:05:41,009 --> 00:05:43,139 - Hey, how's your 266 00:05:41,009 --> 00:05:43,139 last day going? 267 00:05:43,159 --> 00:05:45,090 - Exhausting. 268 00:05:43,159 --> 00:05:45,090 - Yeah? 269 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:46,149 - Justine made me 270 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:46,149 do a bunch of 271 00:05:46,170 --> 00:05:48,180 "Charlie's Angels" pictures 272 00:05:46,170 --> 00:05:48,180 with her. 273 00:05:48,199 --> 00:05:50,199 Don't ask to see them. 274 00:05:50,209 --> 00:05:52,019 - It's gonna be hard to 275 00:05:50,209 --> 00:05:52,019 leave this place, huh? 276 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,159 - Plus, I have all these Zephra 277 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,159 forms I have to fill out. 278 00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:56,189 - Yeah, well, your mistake 279 00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:56,189 was leaving with the job. 280 00:05:56,209 --> 00:05:59,110 I got nothing to sign. 281 00:05:59,129 --> 00:06:00,230 - Kinda makes it feel 282 00:05:59,129 --> 00:06:00,230 very real, huh? 283 00:06:01,009 --> 00:06:02,149 - Yeah. 284 00:06:02,170 --> 00:06:04,110 - Can't believe I'm 285 00:06:02,170 --> 00:06:04,110 moving out to California. 286 00:06:04,129 --> 00:06:06,120 Although part of me feels like 287 00:06:04,129 --> 00:06:06,120 you probably 288 00:06:06,129 --> 00:06:08,000 would've ended up 289 00:06:06,129 --> 00:06:08,000 out there anyway, right? 290 00:06:08,009 --> 00:06:09,199 - I don't know, I never really 291 00:06:08,009 --> 00:06:09,199 thought about California. 292 00:06:09,209 --> 00:06:11,170 I always figured I might 293 00:06:09,209 --> 00:06:11,170 end up back in Chicago. 294 00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:13,019 - Hmm. 295 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:18,139 - Man, Zephra's life insurance 296 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:18,139 policy is incredible. 297 00:06:18,149 --> 00:06:20,220 The surviving spouse 298 00:06:18,149 --> 00:06:20,220 makes out like a bandit. 299 00:06:20,230 --> 00:06:23,029 If you die, 300 00:06:20,230 --> 00:06:23,029 I'm set for life. 301 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,139 - [laughs uneasily] 302 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,139 - You better watch out. 303 00:06:25,149 --> 00:06:27,009 There's a lot of cliffs 304 00:06:25,149 --> 00:06:27,009 out there, you know? 305 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:28,189 Two of us go hiking, 306 00:06:28,209 --> 00:06:30,120 and we get a little 307 00:06:28,209 --> 00:06:30,120 too close to the edge... 308 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:32,019 Accidents happen, you know? 309 00:06:32,029 --> 00:06:33,129 If I don't shave, 310 00:06:33,139 --> 00:06:35,120 I could sell the whole 311 00:06:33,139 --> 00:06:35,120 grieving husband thing-- 312 00:06:35,139 --> 00:06:37,209 - I don't think we really have 313 00:06:35,139 --> 00:06:37,209 to talk about this right now. 314 00:06:37,220 --> 00:06:40,029 - Yeah, no, I'm-- 315 00:06:37,220 --> 00:06:40,029 I was just joking. 316 00:06:40,050 --> 00:06:42,009 It just-- 317 00:06:40,050 --> 00:06:42,009 - Yeah, no, I mean, I loved it. 318 00:06:42,019 --> 00:06:43,170 You know, the whole, 319 00:06:42,019 --> 00:06:43,170 like, cliff thing. 320 00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:46,209 Aah! Ha! Dead! 321 00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:46,209 Ha! 322 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:49,230 I just, I have-- 323 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:49,230 - yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 324 00:06:50,009 --> 00:06:52,009 Yeah, sing--sign your papers. 325 00:06:52,019 --> 00:06:54,000 [light music] 326 00:06:58,069 --> 00:06:58,079 . 327 00:06:59,079 --> 00:07:03,149 - Maybe not best friends, 328 00:06:59,199 --> 00:07:03,149 right, but two levels down? 329 00:07:04,089 --> 00:07:06,060 Like we don't 330 00:07:04,089 --> 00:07:06,060 go out to eat lunch, 331 00:07:06,060 --> 00:07:08,089 but sometimes we eat it 332 00:07:06,060 --> 00:07:08,089 here together. 333 00:07:08,089 --> 00:07:10,069 - Mm, I don't really like 334 00:07:08,089 --> 00:07:10,069 watching you eat. 335 00:07:10,069 --> 00:07:11,170 It's not that you're bad at it. 336 00:07:10,069 --> 00:07:11,170 It's just--small mouth. 337 00:07:11,170 --> 00:07:13,189 What would three levels 338 00:07:11,170 --> 00:07:13,189 down look like? 339 00:07:13,189 --> 00:07:16,019 - We eat lunch 340 00:07:13,189 --> 00:07:16,019 at different tables 341 00:07:16,029 --> 00:07:17,199 and kind of go, "'Sup?" 342 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:20,040 - "'Sup?" 343 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:20,040 Okay, that'll be fun. 344 00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:21,180 I think that's 345 00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:21,180 the right level for us. 346 00:07:21,189 --> 00:07:24,019 - Great, thanks. 347 00:07:21,189 --> 00:07:24,019 - Thank you. 348 00:07:24,029 --> 00:07:25,180 'Sup? 349 00:07:25,189 --> 00:07:28,089 - To be honest, I'm not sure 350 00:07:25,189 --> 00:07:28,089 what's going on with Amy. 351 00:07:28,110 --> 00:07:30,170 Things have felt off recently. 352 00:07:30,189 --> 00:07:33,110 Like, earlier, I made a joke, 353 00:07:30,189 --> 00:07:33,110 and she just flipped out. 354 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,060 - What was the joke? 355 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,060 - Nothing. 356 00:07:35,069 --> 00:07:36,199 It was just like 357 00:07:35,069 --> 00:07:36,199 how I was gonna murder her. 358 00:07:36,220 --> 00:07:39,079 - Murder her? 359 00:07:36,220 --> 00:07:39,079 - Yeah, like for insurance. 360 00:07:39,090 --> 00:07:41,110 - Guys who look like you 361 00:07:39,090 --> 00:07:41,110 should not make jokes 362 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,050 about murdering 363 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,050 their girlfriends. 364 00:07:43,069 --> 00:07:45,110 - I don't have 365 00:07:43,069 --> 00:07:45,110 a murderer face, I don't. 366 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,040 No one's ever 367 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,040 said that to me before. 368 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:49,199 - Because they 369 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:49,199 don't wanna get murdered. 370 00:07:49,209 --> 00:07:52,029 - Okay, when I say "Amy," 371 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,139 what's a fun story 372 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,139 that springs to mind? 373 00:07:54,159 --> 00:07:56,189 - She once borrowed 374 00:07:54,159 --> 00:07:56,189 $30 from me 375 00:07:56,199 --> 00:07:59,079 so she could buy us 376 00:07:56,199 --> 00:07:59,079 a 6-foot party sub. 377 00:07:59,090 --> 00:08:02,079 Everybody said, 378 00:07:59,090 --> 00:08:02,079 "Oh, thank you, sweet Amy!" 379 00:08:02,089 --> 00:08:04,079 She never paid me back. 380 00:08:04,089 --> 00:08:08,089 - I don't think 381 00:08:04,089 --> 00:08:08,089 that's a very fun story. 382 00:08:08,110 --> 00:08:12,120 - Hey, Amy, it's so great that 383 00:08:08,110 --> 00:08:12,120 you're going to "California." 384 00:08:12,129 --> 00:08:14,180 My sister went to "California," 385 00:08:14,199 --> 00:08:17,069 and it really helped 386 00:08:14,199 --> 00:08:17,069 turn her life around. 387 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:18,180 - The main thing 388 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:18,180 I remember about Amy 389 00:08:18,199 --> 00:08:20,160 is her and Jonah 390 00:08:18,199 --> 00:08:20,160 doing it on camera 391 00:08:20,170 --> 00:08:22,060 during that town hall meeting. 392 00:08:22,079 --> 00:08:25,050 Free live porn? 393 00:08:22,079 --> 00:08:25,050 Uh, yes, please! 394 00:08:25,060 --> 00:08:27,079 [lively music] 395 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:28,209 - Good luck 396 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:28,209 drying out in there. 397 00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:30,220 In "California." 398 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,159 - What's your 399 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,159 favorite memory of Amy? 400 00:08:32,169 --> 00:08:35,049 - I just met her this morning, 401 00:08:32,169 --> 00:08:35,049 so... 402 00:08:35,059 --> 00:08:36,200 today's my first day here. 403 00:08:36,210 --> 00:08:38,129 - Oh, wow, fun! 404 00:08:38,139 --> 00:08:40,139 Let's hear your 405 00:08:38,139 --> 00:08:40,139 hot take on Amy. 406 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:43,129 - She seems...really nice. 407 00:08:43,139 --> 00:08:45,120 - Oh, could you be more 408 00:08:43,139 --> 00:08:45,120 specific? 409 00:08:45,129 --> 00:08:49,090 - She's nice and... 410 00:08:45,129 --> 00:08:49,090 short. 411 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:51,139 - This is a mistake. 412 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:51,139 - Yeah, okay. 413 00:08:51,159 --> 00:08:53,139 It was nice meeting you guys. 414 00:08:53,159 --> 00:08:55,100 - Hey, are these all clean? 415 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,100 - Yup, freshly sanitized. 416 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,039 [cart wheels squeak] 417 00:08:59,049 --> 00:09:01,159 - Ugh, I hate the squeakers. 418 00:09:01,169 --> 00:09:03,230 Ooh, we got a curvy one. 419 00:09:04,009 --> 00:09:05,210 - Ma'am, if you could-- 420 00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:07,200 you're touching all of them, 421 00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:07,200 it's just-- 422 00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:10,090 - Oh, this one's still warm. 423 00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:10,090 Yikes. 424 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:11,169 - Sorry. 425 00:09:11,179 --> 00:09:13,139 - Um... 426 00:09:13,149 --> 00:09:16,210 Hey, so I just 427 00:09:13,149 --> 00:09:16,210 wanted to apologize 428 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:18,149 for my joke earlier. 429 00:09:18,169 --> 00:09:20,200 You know where I stand on 430 00:09:18,169 --> 00:09:20,200 violence against women. 431 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:22,230 - Yes, I know, 432 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:22,230 you're against it, we're cool. 433 00:09:23,009 --> 00:09:24,220 - Okay, cool, 'cause you 434 00:09:23,009 --> 00:09:24,220 seemed uncomfortable, 435 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,149 and I don't wanna-- 436 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,149 - Yeah. 437 00:09:26,169 --> 00:09:28,220 It wasn't-- 438 00:09:26,169 --> 00:09:28,220 it wasn't that. 439 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:31,149 Um...it's just... 440 00:09:31,169 --> 00:09:34,169 there's been a lot of talk 441 00:09:31,169 --> 00:09:34,169 about our future lately, 442 00:09:34,179 --> 00:09:36,210 and it's just 443 00:09:34,179 --> 00:09:36,210 a little overwhelming. 444 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:41,000 - Oh, uh...oh, I'm sorry. 445 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:41,000 I guess I'm just excited. 446 00:09:41,019 --> 00:09:43,169 - No, me too! 447 00:09:41,019 --> 00:09:43,169 I'm--I'm excited too. 448 00:09:43,190 --> 00:09:46,139 It's just...don't you also 449 00:09:43,190 --> 00:09:46,139 sort of feel like, 450 00:09:46,149 --> 00:09:48,179 "Aah, I'm drowning! 451 00:09:46,149 --> 00:09:48,179 Ha ha!" 452 00:09:48,190 --> 00:09:51,059 - Mine's kind of 453 00:09:48,190 --> 00:09:51,059 a purer excitement, 454 00:09:51,070 --> 00:09:53,080 without the drowning part. 455 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:56,080 - Yes--just--Jonah, please just 456 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:56,080 don't listen to me, okay? 457 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:58,110 I don't-- 458 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:58,110 I'm spinning out today. 459 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:01,120 I just--the truth is, 460 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:01,120 I lost a ring 461 00:10:01,139 --> 00:10:04,120 and I thought you took it, 462 00:10:01,139 --> 00:10:04,120 and I just, like-- 463 00:10:04,139 --> 00:10:06,139 I got scared that you were 464 00:10:04,139 --> 00:10:06,139 thinking about, like, 465 00:10:06,149 --> 00:10:08,179 proposing to me, and-- 466 00:10:06,149 --> 00:10:08,179 - Wow. 467 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,059 - What? 468 00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:11,230 - I just--I didn't realize 469 00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:11,230 that the idea 470 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,210 of, um, marrying me 471 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,210 was so horrifying. 472 00:10:14,230 --> 00:10:15,169 - No, no, that's not-- 473 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,090 - No, I mean, I'm just-- 474 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,090 I'm surprised 475 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:19,059 because you asked me 476 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:19,059 to move out with you. 477 00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:22,129 - I mean, well, technically 478 00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:22,129 you offered to move with me. 479 00:10:22,149 --> 00:10:24,000 - Seriously? 480 00:10:22,149 --> 00:10:24,000 - And I love it! 481 00:10:24,019 --> 00:10:26,090 I loved the idea of you 482 00:10:24,019 --> 00:10:26,090 moving with me. 483 00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:28,190 I just--I didn't realize 484 00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:28,190 that that meant 485 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:32,070 everything was gonna move 486 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:32,070 so quickly. 487 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,159 - What are you--what's-- 488 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,159 what are you doing? 489 00:10:33,169 --> 00:10:35,149 Where's-- 490 00:10:33,169 --> 00:10:35,149 where is this coming from? 491 00:10:35,159 --> 00:10:38,110 - [exhales sharply] 492 00:10:35,159 --> 00:10:38,110 It's just... 493 00:10:42,179 --> 00:10:44,190 I married Adam 494 00:10:42,179 --> 00:10:44,190 because I felt like I had to. 495 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:47,019 And that was 496 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:47,019 the wrong thing to do. 497 00:10:47,039 --> 00:10:51,139 And I just feel like this move 498 00:10:47,039 --> 00:10:51,139 is pushing us down this path, 499 00:10:51,159 --> 00:10:54,090 and I don't think 500 00:10:51,159 --> 00:10:54,090 we'd be talking about marriage 501 00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:56,179 if I didn't get this job, 502 00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:56,179 right? 503 00:10:57,159 --> 00:11:00,090 - I... 504 00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:03,110 No, yeah. 505 00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:03,110 You're probably right. 506 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:07,139 Here is your ring back, 507 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:07,139 by the way. 508 00:11:09,009 --> 00:11:11,019 Um, I'm gonna-- 509 00:11:09,009 --> 00:11:11,019 I gotta get back to work. 510 00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:13,200 I will see you, uh, 511 00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:13,200 in a little bit. 512 00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:15,120 [sniffles] 513 00:11:19,049 --> 00:11:19,059 . 514 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:26,120 - Oh, hey, I'm coming back here 515 00:11:22,169 --> 00:11:26,120 to do some work. 516 00:11:27,149 --> 00:11:30,009 - Uh-huh, the old "I'll check 517 00:11:27,149 --> 00:11:30,009 in the back for you" trick. 518 00:11:30,009 --> 00:11:31,169 It's all good. 519 00:11:31,169 --> 00:11:34,070 I kinda wanna hide away today 520 00:11:31,169 --> 00:11:34,070 too--it's been a rough one. 521 00:11:34,090 --> 00:11:38,070 - Yeah--oh, hey, I apologize 522 00:11:34,090 --> 00:11:38,070 for Jonah's murder joke. 523 00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:40,110 I've been a little generous 524 00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:40,110 with my laughs. 525 00:11:40,129 --> 00:11:42,039 I'm just, you know, 526 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,159 trying to make things nice 527 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,159 in these last couple weeks. 528 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:45,159 Guy's just amped up. 529 00:11:45,169 --> 00:11:47,110 I'm sure he'll level out 530 00:11:45,169 --> 00:11:47,110 once he gets out to California. 531 00:11:47,129 --> 00:11:49,200 - Yeah, I mean, 532 00:11:47,129 --> 00:11:49,200 I'm not sure 533 00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:51,100 that's even happening 534 00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:51,100 anymore, but... 535 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:54,090 - What? 536 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:54,090 Dude. 537 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:56,190 - I think he's ready for 538 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:56,190 a much bigger step than I am. 539 00:11:56,210 --> 00:11:58,090 He's talking about marriage. 540 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,000 - I mean, you can't be 541 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,000 that surprised 542 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,110 that the guy wants to 543 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,110 marry you, right? 544 00:12:01,129 --> 00:12:04,000 I mean, he's been in love 545 00:12:01,129 --> 00:12:04,000 with you since day one. 546 00:12:04,019 --> 00:12:06,019 You remember the whole 547 00:12:04,019 --> 00:12:06,019 stars on the ceiling thing? 548 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:08,039 - Of course I remember. 549 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:08,039 I mean... 550 00:12:08,059 --> 00:12:10,080 which, by the way, 551 00:12:08,059 --> 00:12:10,080 I barely knew the guy. 552 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:11,210 It could've been 553 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:11,210 a little creepy. 554 00:12:11,220 --> 00:12:14,070 - Oh, I totally see that. 555 00:12:11,220 --> 00:12:14,070 It's a big swing. 556 00:12:14,090 --> 00:12:16,019 - But you're right. 557 00:12:16,029 --> 00:12:19,190 I mean, he's been all in 558 00:12:16,029 --> 00:12:19,190 since day one, 559 00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:24,210 and he has such a big heart 560 00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:24,210 and he's a good person and... 561 00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:28,090 [sighs] God, I don't know 562 00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:28,090 what I'm doing. 563 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:31,070 - Well, I'm sure 564 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:31,070 you'll figure something out. 565 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,000 - Thanks. 566 00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:34,210 - I'm gonna play this game. 567 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:36,129 - Play away. 568 00:12:36,149 --> 00:12:38,019 - Best friend? 569 00:12:36,149 --> 00:12:38,019 Jeez! 570 00:12:38,029 --> 00:12:40,029 I'm so thrilled 571 00:12:38,029 --> 00:12:40,029 you thought of me. 572 00:12:40,039 --> 00:12:41,190 - You're just 573 00:12:40,039 --> 00:12:41,190 in the running, okay? 574 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,080 And with you, I'm mostly 575 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,080 interested in your ability 576 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:45,090 to donate any organs 577 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:45,090 I may need in the future. 578 00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:47,009 - Well, I hope you don't 579 00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:47,009 need a vagina, 580 00:12:47,029 --> 00:12:49,120 because I'll be using it. 581 00:12:47,029 --> 00:12:49,120 - [exhales deeply] 582 00:12:49,139 --> 00:12:52,019 - Also, my kidneys 583 00:12:49,139 --> 00:12:52,019 aren't great. 584 00:12:52,029 --> 00:12:55,049 - Hi, Amy. 585 00:12:52,029 --> 00:12:55,049 It's Glenn. 586 00:12:55,070 --> 00:13:01,100 I just wanted to say how very 587 00:12:55,070 --> 00:13:01,100 proud I, Glenn, am of you. 588 00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:04,000 - Sorry, Glenn. 589 00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:04,000 Um, she can see you. 590 00:13:04,019 --> 00:13:05,220 So you don't have to 591 00:13:04,019 --> 00:13:05,220 keep saying your name. 592 00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:09,080 - Oh, of course, right. 593 00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:09,080 She'll know. Okay. 594 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:12,110 Hi Amy, it's me. 595 00:13:14,139 --> 00:13:16,220 - Stop. 596 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:20,029 - Hey, there you are. 597 00:13:20,039 --> 00:13:22,029 I've been looking for you. 598 00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:26,090 I wanted to say 599 00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:26,090 I'm sorry and I love you, 600 00:13:26,110 --> 00:13:28,029 and I got you something. 601 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,070 - Aqua socks? 602 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,070 - Yeah. 603 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,230 Well, I wanted to 604 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,230 get you moccasins, 605 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,070 but the only pair 606 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,070 left in the store 607 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,029 is covered with what 608 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,029 I'm hoping is Silly Putty 609 00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:41,059 and not something 610 00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:41,059 from an animal. 611 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,059 But you get it. 612 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,139 - I-I actually don't. 613 00:13:44,159 --> 00:13:48,139 - It means 614 00:13:44,159 --> 00:13:48,139 I'm excited about California, 615 00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:51,080 and you and me and us 616 00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:51,080 in California! 617 00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:54,029 It's a gesture, Jonah. 618 00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:54,029 I'm gesturing. 619 00:13:54,049 --> 00:13:55,210 I'm doing the Jonah thing. 620 00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:57,080 - Okay, so you're saying... 621 00:13:57,090 --> 00:14:00,200 - I'm saying maybe I'm wrong, 622 00:13:57,090 --> 00:14:00,200 and--and--and-- 623 00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:03,029 and probably you're right, 624 00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:03,029 and we should just get married. 625 00:14:03,049 --> 00:14:05,129 Maybe not right away, 626 00:14:03,049 --> 00:14:05,129 or, you know, 627 00:14:05,139 --> 00:14:07,080 maybe not for a few years, 628 00:14:05,139 --> 00:14:07,080 but then eventually-- 629 00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:09,159 - Amy, Amy, 630 00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:09,159 do you wanna marry me? 631 00:14:09,169 --> 00:14:11,049 - Are you-- 632 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,039 - I'm not proposing to you. 633 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,039 I'm asking a question. 634 00:14:13,049 --> 00:14:14,230 Do you wanna marry me? 635 00:14:13,049 --> 00:14:14,230 Yes or no? 636 00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:17,029 - I--that's not a fair 637 00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:17,029 question! 638 00:14:17,049 --> 00:14:18,230 - That's not fair? 639 00:14:17,049 --> 00:14:18,230 I'm blowing my life up for you. 640 00:14:19,009 --> 00:14:20,129 The least you could do 641 00:14:19,009 --> 00:14:20,129 is answer the question. 642 00:14:20,139 --> 00:14:22,149 Do you wanna marry me? 643 00:14:20,139 --> 00:14:22,149 - I don't know! 644 00:14:22,169 --> 00:14:24,110 - That's not answer! 645 00:14:22,169 --> 00:14:24,110 Yes or no? 646 00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:26,000 - Then no! 647 00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:30,149 [sighs] 648 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,200 No, Jonah... 649 00:14:32,210 --> 00:14:36,120 I don't know why I have to 650 00:14:32,210 --> 00:14:36,120 make this decision right now. 651 00:14:36,139 --> 00:14:38,090 Can't we just get to California 652 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,049 and then we'll just see 653 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,049 how it goes? 654 00:14:40,059 --> 00:14:43,059 - I'm not coming to California. 655 00:14:40,059 --> 00:14:43,059 - What? 656 00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:46,049 - Amy, we've been together 657 00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:46,049 for years. 658 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:49,000 We live together, 659 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:49,000 we work together, 660 00:14:49,019 --> 00:14:50,129 we're raising Parker together. 661 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,100 I don't know 662 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,100 what else you need to know. 663 00:14:53,110 --> 00:14:56,159 And I think I deserve a little 664 00:14:53,110 --> 00:14:56,159 more than just see how it goes. 665 00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:58,159 - Okay, then--then-- 666 00:14:58,179 --> 00:15:00,129 then don't come to 667 00:14:58,179 --> 00:15:00,129 California. 668 00:15:00,139 --> 00:15:03,059 We can... 669 00:15:00,139 --> 00:15:03,059 we can do long-distance. 670 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,230 We'll Zoom date, 671 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,230 and you can have your couscous 672 00:15:06,009 --> 00:15:08,159 and me with my Hot Pockets-- 673 00:15:06,009 --> 00:15:08,159 - Amy. 674 00:15:08,179 --> 00:15:10,009 - Please. 675 00:15:11,139 --> 00:15:14,019 I don't wanna lose you. 676 00:15:14,029 --> 00:15:17,179 - When we first met, 677 00:15:14,029 --> 00:15:17,179 you told me that... 678 00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:22,090 all your days felt the same, 679 00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:22,090 and you felt trapped. 680 00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:25,009 [sighs] 681 00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:25,009 And I don't wanna be the reason 682 00:15:25,029 --> 00:15:28,129 that you feel like that again. 683 00:15:28,149 --> 00:15:30,129 - [sighs] 684 00:15:30,149 --> 00:15:33,009 ♪ ♪ 685 00:15:33,029 --> 00:15:34,169 Jonah. 686 00:15:34,190 --> 00:15:36,129 What if I'm wrong? 687 00:15:36,149 --> 00:15:40,129 What if I get out there and I 688 00:15:36,149 --> 00:15:40,129 realize that I made a mistake? 689 00:15:40,149 --> 00:15:43,129 - I'm guessing 690 00:15:40,149 --> 00:15:43,129 you'll know where to find me. 691 00:15:51,019 --> 00:15:54,090 - Aqua socks, Amy? 692 00:15:51,019 --> 00:15:54,090 [bleep] aqua socks? 693 00:15:55,149 --> 00:15:58,009 I hate you, 2020! 694 00:16:03,039 --> 00:16:03,049 . 695 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,080 - And that's why 696 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,080 you're the best, Amy. 697 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,230 Yours, and warmest regards, 698 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,110 Glenn...Sturgis. 699 00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:15,110 - ♪ You'll never be far, 700 00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:15,110 I'm keeping you near ♪ 701 00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:18,100 ♪ Inside of my heart, 702 00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:18,100 you're here ♪ 703 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,110 ♪ Go on, 704 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,110 it's gotta be time ♪ 705 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:26,000 - Hi Amy, thanks for looking 706 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:26,000 out for me all these years. 707 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,080 You were kinda like 708 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,080 a second mom to me. 709 00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:30,090 You taught me so much. 710 00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:33,169 And now that 711 00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:33,169 you're moving away, 712 00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:35,220 it's kinda like you're saying, 713 00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:35,220 "Okay, Cheyenne, 714 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,129 "like, you know it all now. 715 00:16:37,149 --> 00:16:40,019 You have nothing 716 00:16:37,149 --> 00:16:40,019 left to learn." 717 00:16:40,039 --> 00:16:42,110 - ♪ I've found my treasure ♪ 718 00:16:42,129 --> 00:16:44,120 - You know, for me, this has 719 00:16:42,129 --> 00:16:44,120 always just been a job. 720 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,149 You know, a job I hated. 721 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,149 - What? 722 00:16:46,169 --> 00:16:49,110 - I'd clock in, do as little 723 00:16:46,169 --> 00:16:49,110 work as possible, clock out. 724 00:16:49,129 --> 00:16:52,110 And that's still 725 00:16:49,129 --> 00:16:52,110 gonna be the case, but... 726 00:16:52,129 --> 00:16:54,019 I'm just gonna hate it a 727 00:16:52,129 --> 00:16:54,019 little more without you here. 728 00:16:54,039 --> 00:16:56,100 - Aww. 729 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:59,120 - ♪ I know you're gold ♪ 730 00:16:59,129 --> 00:17:00,179 ♪ It won't take you 731 00:16:59,129 --> 00:17:00,179 long to get ♪ 732 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,070 - Aww. 733 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,070 - Aww. 734 00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:05,019 - Amy? I don't, uh... 735 00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:05,019 it doesn't ring a bell. 736 00:17:05,039 --> 00:17:06,099 There's an Amy 737 00:17:05,039 --> 00:17:06,099 that works here? 738 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:08,019 Cloud 9? 739 00:17:08,039 --> 00:17:10,200 Just kidding. 740 00:17:08,039 --> 00:17:10,200 Dumb joke. 741 00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:14,109 Anyway, congrats. 742 00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:14,109 You're awesome. 743 00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:15,079 You're the best thing 744 00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:15,079 that ever happened to me, 745 00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,079 I love you, 746 00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,079 blah blah blah blah blah. 747 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,079 I don't really 748 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,079 need to say goodbye, 749 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:23,160 so I will just say, 750 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:23,160 "See you in California." 751 00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:24,210 Can't wait. 752 00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:26,019 - Aww. 753 00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:26,019 - Aww. 754 00:17:26,029 --> 00:17:27,150 - Okay, my turn. 755 00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:29,019 Shh, guys, best part! 756 00:17:29,029 --> 00:17:32,170 Amy, you've done 757 00:17:29,029 --> 00:17:32,170 so much for me. 758 00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:35,109 You gave me this job, 759 00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:37,180 you've helped me 760 00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:37,180 through some... 761 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,230 some hard times. 762 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,230 and if it weren't for you, 763 00:17:41,009 --> 00:17:42,200 I never would've 764 00:17:41,009 --> 00:17:42,200 met my boyfriend. 765 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:44,130 - Right? 766 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:45,230 - Because even though I said, 767 00:17:46,009 --> 00:17:48,069 "Stop, I'm not gonna 768 00:17:46,009 --> 00:17:48,069 date your brother," 769 00:17:48,089 --> 00:17:50,150 even when it became 770 00:17:48,089 --> 00:17:50,150 a clear HR violation... 771 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,009 - It is. 772 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,009 - You just kept pushing. 773 00:17:52,019 --> 00:17:55,119 And, Amy, you were right. 774 00:17:55,140 --> 00:18:00,190 ♪ Who can say if I've been 775 00:17:55,140 --> 00:18:00,190 changed for the better? ♪ 776 00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:04,039 ♪ Because I knew you ♪ 777 00:18:04,059 --> 00:18:07,019 ♪ Because 778 00:18:04,059 --> 00:18:07,019 I knew you ♪ 779 00:18:07,029 --> 00:18:11,000 [harmonizing] 780 00:18:07,029 --> 00:18:11,000 ♪ Because I knew you ♪ 781 00:18:11,019 --> 00:18:16,130 ♪ I have been changed ♪ 782 00:18:16,150 --> 00:18:19,039 ♪ For good ♪ 783 00:18:19,059 --> 00:18:22,170 - That'll do, pig. 784 00:18:19,059 --> 00:18:22,170 - Excuse me? 785 00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:25,170 [plaintive music] 786 00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:28,170 ♪ ♪ 787 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,109 - Oh, wow. 788 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,109 All packed up. 789 00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:33,009 - Yup, just about. 790 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,210 - Well, I wanted to 791 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,210 give you something. 792 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,140 - Aww, that's pretty. 793 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,140 Thank you. 794 00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:42,109 - It's Myrtle. 795 00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:44,200 Remember how she always 796 00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:44,200 wanted to go out to California? 797 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:46,130 So I talked to her family, 798 00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:48,150 and they said 799 00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:48,150 you can take her out there. 800 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,160 You know, 801 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,160 make her dreams come true. 802 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,049 - Oh, that's really sweet, 803 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,049 actually. 804 00:18:53,069 --> 00:18:55,150 - Yeah, her sister said you got 805 00:18:53,069 --> 00:18:55,150 about a third of her in there. 806 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,220 - Oh. 807 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,220 - Yeah. 808 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,160 And--and... 809 00:18:59,170 --> 00:19:01,099 I also wanted to 810 00:18:59,170 --> 00:19:01,099 give you this. 811 00:19:06,029 --> 00:19:08,039 - An I-9? 812 00:19:06,029 --> 00:19:08,039 Thank you. 813 00:19:08,049 --> 00:19:12,009 - It's your I-9 from when you 814 00:19:08,049 --> 00:19:12,009 were a summer hire, remember? 815 00:19:12,029 --> 00:19:15,150 And now here we are, 816 00:19:12,029 --> 00:19:15,150 17 years later, 817 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,019 and you're off to 818 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,019 some fancy corporate job. 819 00:19:18,039 --> 00:19:20,140 I couldn't be prouder. 820 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,009 - I can't believe 821 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,009 you saved this. 822 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:26,029 - Well, I always knew 823 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:26,029 you were gonna be special. 824 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:28,109 - [sighs] 825 00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:31,029 - Also, I saved everyone's, 826 00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:31,029 for auditing purposes. 827 00:19:31,049 --> 00:19:33,119 - Well, it's still very cool. 828 00:19:35,109 --> 00:19:37,210 It's gonna be really weird 829 00:19:35,109 --> 00:19:37,210 not seeing your face, 830 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:41,170 'cause your face 831 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:41,170 has just always been there. 832 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,109 [sniffling] 833 00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:48,200 [exhales] 834 00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:51,019 - Not yet! 835 00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:51,019 - Okay. 836 00:19:51,039 --> 00:19:52,190 - ♪ Woo-ooh, woo-ooh ♪ 837 00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:55,170 [indistinct chatter] 838 00:19:57,049 --> 00:19:59,190 ♪ Woo-ooh, woo-ooh, woo-ooh ♪ 839 00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:01,029 [fireworks exploding] 840 00:20:01,049 --> 00:20:02,150 - Wow. 841 00:20:02,170 --> 00:20:05,029 - ♪ Once upon a time, 842 00:20:02,170 --> 00:20:05,029 it was paradise ♪ 843 00:20:05,049 --> 00:20:07,039 - It's a going-away present 844 00:20:05,049 --> 00:20:07,039 from me and Bo. 845 00:20:07,049 --> 00:20:09,079 We found a ton of fireworks 846 00:20:07,049 --> 00:20:09,079 at the dump. 847 00:20:09,099 --> 00:20:13,029 - Ohh, Cheyenne, 848 00:20:09,099 --> 00:20:13,029 that's really sweet, thank you. 849 00:20:14,059 --> 00:20:15,220 You know you can call me, 850 00:20:14,059 --> 00:20:15,220 right? 851 00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:18,029 For anything. 852 00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:18,029 - Oh, yeah. 853 00:20:18,049 --> 00:20:19,230 I probably won't 854 00:20:18,049 --> 00:20:19,230 call you, though. 855 00:20:20,009 --> 00:20:22,009 I'll just text, 856 00:20:20,009 --> 00:20:22,009 if that's okay. 857 00:20:22,019 --> 00:20:24,019 - Yeah, no, I-- 858 00:20:22,019 --> 00:20:24,019 that's what I meant. 859 00:20:24,029 --> 00:20:26,059 - Okay. 860 00:20:24,029 --> 00:20:26,059 Ooh, I'm empty. 861 00:20:26,069 --> 00:20:28,150 - Go get it. 862 00:20:26,069 --> 00:20:28,150 [laughs] 863 00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:32,009 - ♪ I want my house 864 00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:32,009 in the hills ♪ 865 00:20:32,019 --> 00:20:35,039 ♪ Don't want the whiskey 866 00:20:32,019 --> 00:20:35,039 and pills ♪ 867 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,170 - Hey. 868 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,170 - Hey. 869 00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:38,150 - [grunts] 870 00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:38,150 How's the search going? 871 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,019 - Eh, kinda striking out. 872 00:20:40,029 --> 00:20:41,210 I'm staring down the barrel of 873 00:20:40,029 --> 00:20:41,210 Sandra right now, 874 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:43,170 so I think I may have to 875 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:43,170 resort to the night shift. 876 00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:46,059 - Yikes. 877 00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:46,059 - How are you doing? 878 00:20:46,069 --> 00:20:48,029 The whole Jonah thing? 879 00:20:48,049 --> 00:20:49,230 - Feels pretty bad. 880 00:20:50,009 --> 00:20:53,019 But also not wrong, so... 881 00:20:53,029 --> 00:20:56,170 I'll miss him. 882 00:20:53,029 --> 00:20:56,170 I'll miss you. 883 00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:58,160 - Yeah. 884 00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:01,009 You know, the harder 885 00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:01,009 I try to replace you, 886 00:21:01,029 --> 00:21:03,119 the more I realize that, uh, 887 00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:05,150 maybe you're not replaceable. 888 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,210 I don't know. 889 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,210 I'm probably wrong. 890 00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:09,089 Yeah, just tired 891 00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:09,089 or something. 892 00:21:09,109 --> 00:21:12,009 - That's-- 893 00:21:09,109 --> 00:21:12,009 that's probably it. 894 00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:13,170 - Yeah, I mean, we're still 895 00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:13,170 gonna see each other. 896 00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,049 Sure, I mean, I'm never 897 00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,049 going to California, 898 00:21:15,069 --> 00:21:16,170 but we can meet 899 00:21:15,069 --> 00:21:16,170 in Fort Collins. 900 00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:18,170 - It's a deal. 901 00:21:18,190 --> 00:21:21,160 ♪ ♪ 902 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,069 - Thought you might need 903 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,069 something a little stronger. 904 00:21:23,079 --> 00:21:26,059 - ♪ Woke up one day, 905 00:21:23,079 --> 00:21:26,059 and it turned to dust ♪ 906 00:21:26,069 --> 00:21:28,019 - Thanks. 907 00:21:28,029 --> 00:21:29,230 - Want me to start 908 00:21:28,029 --> 00:21:29,230 talking trash about her? 909 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,089 - No, man, come on. 910 00:21:32,109 --> 00:21:34,130 [sighs] 911 00:21:34,150 --> 00:21:37,039 Maybe tomorrow. 912 00:21:37,049 --> 00:21:40,059 - ♪ I'm not who I used to be ♪ 913 00:21:40,079 --> 00:21:43,069 ♪ You say that 914 00:21:40,079 --> 00:21:43,069 everything changed ♪ 915 00:21:43,079 --> 00:21:45,180 ♪ You're right, 916 00:21:43,079 --> 00:21:45,180 we're grown now ♪ 917 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,160 ♪ So won't you slide away? ♪ 918 00:21:47,170 --> 00:21:49,180 ♪ Back to the ocean ♪ 919 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:52,180 ♪ I'll go back 920 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:52,180 to the city lights ♪ 921 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,000 ♪ So won't you slide away? ♪ 922 00:21:54,009 --> 00:21:56,089 ♪ Back to the ocean ♪ 923 00:21:56,109 --> 00:21:59,069 ♪ La-la-la, 924 00:21:56,109 --> 00:21:59,069 you'll slide away ♪