1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,047 . 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,049 - Now I know this is your first call 3 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:07,659 with someone from Zephra, 4 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:09,444 but don't be intimidated. 5 00:00:09,487 --> 00:00:11,315 They're just regular folks like us 6 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:13,622 who make six times as much money. 7 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:15,406 - Oh, I'm not nervous. I'm excited. 8 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:17,147 I'm finally getting my dope uncut straight from the dealer. 9 00:00:17,191 --> 00:00:18,322 - Ah, yeah. [beeps] 10 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:20,237 - Hey there. - Warren, hi! 11 00:00:20,281 --> 00:00:22,239 Dina Fox, co-manager. Glad to be on the team. 12 00:00:22,283 --> 00:00:23,632 We're gonna do great things. 13 00:00:23,675 --> 00:00:24,981 Question for you: 14 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,592 That Zephra CEO, she in a sex cult? 15 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:29,594 - Dina. - That's okay. 16 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:32,293 I can't comment on any speculation 17 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:34,730 as to the personal lives of Zephra executives. 18 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:35,861 - Say no more. 19 00:00:35,905 --> 00:00:37,689 - Can we talk about Carol's lawsuit? 20 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:40,127 - Yeah, what's the move here, Warren? 21 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:42,564 How are we gonna scrub the lice out of our hair? 22 00:00:42,607 --> 00:00:44,522 - These tend to clean up easy. 23 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:46,829 You know, I mean, unless Carol were able to make the case 24 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:49,701 that she were targeted, if she were generally unliked, 25 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:51,834 if people avoided working with her, that sort of thing. 26 00:00:51,877 --> 00:00:54,184 - Yeah, here's, uh-- here's what's fun about that, 27 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:57,013 Carol is a complete outcast. 28 00:00:57,057 --> 00:01:00,016 - But only because she has such a bad personality. 29 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,366 - Well, it really comes down to what's on record, 30 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:04,020 so why don't you guys just go ahead 31 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,370 and review the private messages on the employee app. 32 00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:08,198 - Their private messages? 33 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:09,591 - It's all legal. 34 00:01:09,634 --> 00:01:10,853 All the employees agree to the terms of service 35 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:12,333 in order to use the app. 36 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:14,204 - And let's be honest, keeping tabs on the employees 37 00:01:14,248 --> 00:01:16,119 is the entire point of the app, am I right? 38 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:18,904 - It is one of many features. 39 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:20,558 - Ah, I like you, Warren. 40 00:01:20,602 --> 00:01:23,039 You're shady but in a way that feels legally vetted. 41 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,388 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 42 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:26,173 - Now corporate's position 43 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:27,957 is that Carol hurt herself 44 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,393 due to her own negligence, 45 00:01:29,437 --> 00:01:30,960 so if you all see any other examples of that, 46 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:32,614 send them our way. 47 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:35,573 - So spying on their messages and spying on Carol in person? 48 00:01:35,617 --> 00:01:38,446 - [laughs] Okay. 49 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:40,404 Your words, Glenn, not Zephra's. 50 00:01:40,448 --> 00:01:43,015 I gotta jump, guys. Talk soon. 51 00:01:43,059 --> 00:01:45,975 - Okay, so there are two of us 52 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:48,282 and two tasks. 53 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:50,110 Both of them feel good to do. 54 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:51,459 - Aw, I'll take care of both 55 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:52,764 while you try and regain control 56 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:53,939 of your sphincter muscle. 57 00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:55,245 - [sighs] I love it! 58 00:01:55,289 --> 00:01:57,987 This is teamwork. We're on fire. 59 00:01:58,030 --> 00:02:00,990 [upbeat music] 60 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:02,731 ♪ 61 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:04,602 - We need to return this showerhead. 62 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:06,909 It didn't exactly transport us to the rainforest. 63 00:02:06,952 --> 00:02:09,564 - Well, most rainforests aren't between a Guitar Center 64 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:11,087 and a dumpster full of glass 65 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,132 that gets emptied out twice a day. 66 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:13,350 I hate our place. 67 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:15,787 - Hey. I just love that it's ours. 68 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:17,920 - Put it back in the box still wet, I see. 69 00:02:17,963 --> 00:02:19,965 - Yeah, sorry. - Eric! 70 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:23,099 Long time, no chill, son. What's up with that? 71 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,796 - Yeah, I don't know. 72 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,320 - Hey, let's get a hang on the books, okay? 73 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:27,886 Just because Amy's out of the picture 74 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:29,540 doesn't mean that the boys can't sesh. 75 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:30,802 - [laughs] Oh, speaking of, 76 00:02:30,846 --> 00:02:32,413 Amy wants me to ship some of her wall art. 77 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:33,631 I think it's in the garage, 78 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:35,198 so if you're cool with giving me your keys, 79 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:36,634 I can head over to the house now. 80 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:38,114 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so what's up with you two? 81 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,203 New showerhead, huh? What's--what's the story there? 82 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:43,467 - Hold on, why would Jonah have the keys to Amy's house? 83 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:45,208 - Oh, uh-- - Because he lives there. 84 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:48,342 - You're still living at Amy's? You said you moved out. 85 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:50,257 - I said I was ramping up to move out. 86 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:51,780 - How long is the ramp? 87 00:02:51,823 --> 00:02:53,738 - I'm so sorry, I didn't know it was a secret. 88 00:02:53,782 --> 00:02:55,653 - It's fine. - It's not a big deal. 89 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:58,265 He just didn't wanna tell anyone because it's so sad. 90 00:02:58,308 --> 00:02:59,831 - No, no, I pay rent, all right? 91 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:01,268 I'm only living there 92 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:02,834 because I didn't wanna deal with moving right now, 93 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:04,401 and I didn't mention it 94 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:06,751 because I didn't want any of this, okay? 95 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:08,536 - Please tell me you don't take care of all of her plants. 96 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:10,668 - They're there, you know? 97 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:12,148 I'm not just gonna let them die. 98 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,497 - Wow. 99 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:15,978 - Cheyenne. - Oh, I've been meaning to ask. 100 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:18,502 I've been floor supervisor a while now, 101 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:20,243 but I'm still getting paid the same. 102 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:21,679 - Zephra has the paperwork. 103 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:23,290 They're processing it, it just takes a little time. 104 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,857 - Right. But it's just-- 105 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:27,903 - Cheyenne, it's coming, okay? Don't be greedy. 106 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:29,861 That's how Steve Jobs died. - Oh. 107 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:31,776 - Now, I have a special assignment for you. 108 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:33,909 I need you to be with Carol all day. 109 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:35,780 - Ew. Why? 110 00:03:35,824 --> 00:03:37,391 - It's for Zephra's legal defense. 111 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:39,044 They're looking to show that Carol's careless 112 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:40,220 and got herself zapped. 113 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:42,004 So if you see her making any mistakes, 114 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:44,702 I need you to write them down. - Carol's, like, scary. 115 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:47,139 I've seen her folding towels and laughing to herself. 116 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:48,358 Like, what is that? 117 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:49,881 - Well, listen, this job isn't always fun. 118 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:51,056 That's why you got that pay raise. 119 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,449 - Yeah, but again, I haven't actually-- 120 00:03:52,493 --> 00:03:54,234 - Cheyenne, I gotta tell you, 121 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:56,061 this is an ugly color on you. 122 00:03:56,105 --> 00:03:57,802 - Pink? 123 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:59,326 - Hey, Jonah, why don't you take a break? 124 00:03:59,369 --> 00:04:00,675 I'll handle this. 125 00:04:00,718 --> 00:04:03,330 - Oh, I already took my break, but thank you. 126 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:04,896 - No, I insist. 127 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:06,246 Go get a snack 128 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:08,291 or read or have a good cry. 129 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:09,292 - What? 130 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:11,120 - Hey, Jonah. 131 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:12,426 How you doing, bud? 132 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:16,212 - I'm doing well, thank you...bud. 133 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,432 Um, by any chance did either of you 134 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:20,260 hear about my home? 135 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:23,524 - Uh, no. 136 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,569 What's the scoop? New sconces? 137 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:27,136 - Okay, you know what? Look. 138 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:29,443 Guys, I'm fine, all right? The breakup was for the best. 139 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:31,096 We realized we weren't on the same page, 140 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:32,315 so it was hard, 141 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,926 but we both moved on, okay? 142 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:37,451 - Jonah, I want you to meet two friends 143 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:39,931 who have always been there for me. 144 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:41,672 Ben & Jerry. 145 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:43,065 - [sighs] 146 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:44,675 - It's ice cream. - I know what Ben & Jerry's is. 147 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:46,373 Everybody does, Glenn. Thank you. 148 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:48,853 - Ugh, that should be us living in Amy's place. 149 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:51,595 You're family, and she's obsessed with me. 150 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:52,901 - She's not gonna kick him out. 151 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:55,338 They're being, like, super civil and normal, 152 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:57,645 and it's all very boring. - That is so gross. 153 00:04:57,688 --> 00:04:59,211 I bet he drove her to the airport. 154 00:04:59,255 --> 00:05:00,648 - Wouldn't surprise me. 155 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:03,955 - Maybe I could inspire Jonah to move out. 156 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:05,783 - Isn't that like kicking him while he's down? 157 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:07,742 - Everyone kicks Jonah when he's down. 158 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:10,745 It's what we do. You don't know, you're new. 159 00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:13,835 [Beck's "Devil's Haircut"] 160 00:05:13,878 --> 00:05:16,707 - ♪ Heads are hanging from the garbage... ♪ 161 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:18,535 - I need your tech expertise. 162 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:20,015 Zephra gave me manager's access 163 00:05:20,058 --> 00:05:21,930 to review employee messages on the app. 164 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,323 Can you hack me into it? 165 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:25,368 - You mean log into the app? 166 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:27,152 - Okay, don't big time me, RadioShack. 167 00:05:27,196 --> 00:05:29,154 Here's my password. Just hack it in there. 168 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:31,069 - [sighs] Okay. 169 00:05:31,113 --> 00:05:33,594 Oh, that's a cool pic. Is that Brian on a mountain? 170 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:36,336 - That is my man. He's actually on a hill. 171 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:38,903 Brian just brings that Kilimanjaro energy. 172 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:40,165 - Nice, Brian. 173 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:41,645 Okay, there you go. 174 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:43,386 Didn't even need to hack the mainframe. 175 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,997 You're just gonna tap "Employee messages." 176 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:48,391 - "I have to stock grocery. FML." 177 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:49,653 FML? 178 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:51,438 Rick isn't on Family Medical Leave. 179 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:53,918 - Oh, no, it's internet slang. It means... 180 00:05:53,962 --> 00:05:56,007 he doesn't like stocking grocery. 181 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:57,792 - The internet has its own language now? 182 00:05:57,835 --> 00:05:59,881 Okay, I'm gonna need you on this 183 00:05:59,924 --> 00:06:01,578 because you're gonna have to translate for me. 184 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:02,971 But before we do that, 185 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:05,016 I'm gonna need you to hack me back into the app 186 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:07,497 because I've somehow hacked into my home screen. 187 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:10,108 - Guys, seriously, I'm not depressed. 188 00:06:10,152 --> 00:06:11,196 - It's gonna be okay, Jonah. 189 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,111 You'll maybe find love again. 190 00:06:13,155 --> 00:06:14,286 - I don't know. 191 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:15,679 Who's gonna want him in this condition? 192 00:06:15,723 --> 00:06:17,289 - Okay, is anybody at checkout? 193 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,727 This can't be this interesting. - Actually, Jonah, 194 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:21,119 I believe this will be the hot juice of the day. 195 00:06:21,163 --> 00:06:23,121 - It's really not. It's not hot juice. 196 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:25,689 - You guys talking about how sad and broken Jonah is? 197 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:28,039 - Uh-huh. - I think Amy's house 198 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:31,303 is Jonah subconsciously clinging to the relationship. 199 00:06:31,347 --> 00:06:34,568 - Wow, that makes so much sense. 200 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:35,743 - In my opinion, 201 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:37,222 Jonah needs to move out 202 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:38,876 before the real work can begin. 203 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,878 I've already found a ton of cute places on Zillow. 204 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:42,532 - Will everyone just leave Jonah alone? 205 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:44,055 He seems happy to me. 206 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:46,144 Maybe the happiest he's ever been. 207 00:06:46,188 --> 00:06:47,494 - Okay, thanks, Marcus, 208 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:49,234 but I'm pretty sure I can handle it myself. 209 00:06:49,278 --> 00:06:51,367 [scoffs] 210 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,325 What was that about? We had a deal. 211 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:54,588 - I'm sorry. 212 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:55,980 Wouldn't it make your life easier 213 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:57,634 if we just told people I'm living there with you? 214 00:06:57,678 --> 00:06:59,549 Then they'd know you're not sad and lonely 215 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:02,247 'cause you got me. - Right, yeah, no. 216 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:05,337 Obviously that would make people think I'm not sad, 217 00:07:05,381 --> 00:07:07,209 but isn't nice to have a secret? 218 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:10,517 You know, it's like we're-- we're spies. 219 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,083 - Hard to argue with that. 220 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:14,477 - Yeah, yeah, so let's keep this between us, okay? 221 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:15,739 - Copy that. 222 00:07:15,783 --> 00:07:18,438 This message will self-destruct in ten, 223 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:19,656 nine... - All right. 224 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,310 Eight. Wait, Jonah! 225 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:23,268 I was gonna do something cool when I got to zero! 226 00:07:23,312 --> 00:07:24,444 ♪ 227 00:07:26,663 --> 00:07:27,098 . 228 00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:28,709 - Ugh, check this out. 229 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:31,363 "C U L8R," 230 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:34,236 "at" symbol, "The Trough," winky face? 231 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:35,759 It's incomprehensible. 232 00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:36,891 - What is The Trough? 233 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,414 I keep seeing people talk about it. 234 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,372 Is it just, like, a new spot to hang out, a bar? 235 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:42,766 - Could be an actual trough where you can watch pigs eat 236 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:43,854 for a nominal fee. 237 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:45,987 - Could be that. 238 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:47,858 Just a lotta mentions, really. 239 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:49,294 I mean, look, Elias: "Just clocked in. 240 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:50,948 Meet you at The Trough in two minutes." 241 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:52,733 - Two minutes? With his knock knees? 242 00:07:52,776 --> 00:07:55,387 Elias can't even make it to the parking lot in two minutes. 243 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:58,129 That means The Trough must be in the store. 244 00:07:58,173 --> 00:08:00,567 Which also means he's been slacking off on the job. 245 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,699 - Hold up, there's a new secret spot in the store to chill 246 00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:04,527 and nobody told me about it? I'm offended. 247 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:05,789 - Uh, I think they're doing a little bit more 248 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:07,138 than chill there. 249 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:09,619 Taylor invited Sarah for "another quickie," 250 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:11,012 and he attached a dong pic. 251 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:12,796 - Oh, my man! 252 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,145 What is with that camera angle? 253 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:16,365 Right down the barrel. Come on, bud. 254 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:19,107 - And it's the employee app. These people are depraved. 255 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,457 - I mean, we used to hook up in the store, 256 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,938 so you can't really judge. - Uh, yes, I can. 257 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:26,331 I'm co-manager now, and I am not gonna allow this store 258 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:28,551 to become a brothel on my watch. 259 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,988 We're not zoned for that! 260 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:35,079 - Okay, Glenn, here's your DVD/VCR combo. 261 00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:38,300 We haven't sold these in years, so I had to go to Crestwood. 262 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:40,737 Why do you need this? - I don't. 263 00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:43,131 This was a ruse to get you into my office. 264 00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:44,654 - Glenn, why didn't you-- you're the boss. 265 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:47,222 You can just say, "Jonah, come in here." 266 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:48,963 What is happening? 267 00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:50,878 - Jonah, you need our help. 268 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:52,706 Right, Amy? 269 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:55,012 - Totally, dude. - "Dude"? 270 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:57,014 - She's in California now. That's how people there talk. 271 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:58,842 - It might help you to move on 272 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:01,976 if you can just get out your repressed feelings. 273 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:03,107 - [sighs] Okay. 274 00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:04,544 - I do this all the time. 275 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:07,372 Jerusha winds up playing my mother a lot, 276 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:09,505 and she doesn't even need the wig because-- 277 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,419 Huh... 278 00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:12,073 - Glenn, I don't need this 279 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:13,901 because I don't have repressed feeling. 280 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,337 - If you were aware of them, 281 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,034 then they wouldn't be repressed. 282 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:18,993 You have to dig from the top down. 283 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:20,821 You gotta say, 284 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:23,432 Amy, it was sad when you left. 285 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:25,869 I felt like you abandoned me. 286 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:28,437 - I hear you, dude. My B. 287 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,134 - After all I invested in you 288 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:32,572 as an employee 289 00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:34,008 and a friend. 290 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:36,401 Oh, Amy, you felt like a daughter to me. 291 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:39,317 - Look, Glenn-- - I just miss her so much. 292 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:42,059 - Clearly you have some stuff to sort out. 293 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:44,235 I am going to sit in traffic 294 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:47,195 for 45 minutes and return this. 295 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:48,718 - So it's come to this. 296 00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,415 Everyone else refused to work with me 297 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:52,679 so I guess the floor supervisor has to do it. 298 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:55,638 - Uh, yeah, that. 299 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:58,162 - Okay, top shelf. 300 00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:59,555 Whoops. 301 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,557 Almost forgot my safety belt. 302 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,691 - Hmm, right. Would've sucked if you forgot. 303 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,040 - Ugh, you know, 304 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,129 they don't pay us enough to deal with this crap. 305 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,740 Well, me. I guess you're making more now. 306 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,960 - Nah, I actually haven't gotten my pay raise yet. 307 00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:15,963 Dina said something about my paperwork still processing. 308 00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:18,966 I guess it has something to do with the economy being so bad 309 00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,315 or good or whatever. 310 00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:22,491 - No, friend, you're getting screwed. 311 00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:24,536 This is classic corporate. 312 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,626 We do all the work and they're the ones getting rich 313 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:29,019 up in their fancy Zephra campus 314 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:31,587 with their free sushi and daycare and covered parking. 315 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,676 - What? They get free daycare? 316 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,417 Sometimes I have to leave Harmonica 317 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,245 zipped up in our trampoline with snacks. 318 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,899 - That's why I'm suing. 319 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,336 I'm tired of waiting for their crumbs to hit the floor. 320 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,294 I am taking a seat at the table, 321 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,427 and I'm gonna lick everybody's bread. 322 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:48,735 - That is so gross and cool. 323 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,214 - Thanks. 324 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:52,956 You know, I'm gonna win this lawsuit for all of us, 325 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,263 and if I lose, 326 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:58,092 I'll burn down that Zephra daycare for you. 327 00:10:58,135 --> 00:10:59,833 - Oh, my God. 328 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,965 All I can say is wow, 329 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:04,620 and, um, please don't do that. 330 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,275 - Oh, sorry I'm a little late. Where do you want me? 331 00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:10,147 - Kelly, this is wonderful. 332 00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,192 What is it? 333 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,759 - [clears throat] 334 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,849 Kelly came over from Fenton to cover a shift. 335 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,633 Dina asked me to call her. 336 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,114 They're co-managers now. Still working out the kinks. 337 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:21,419 - Yes, no, I remember. 338 00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:23,726 We had shift that needed filling, 339 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,467 and we thought of you 340 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:28,122 because you have a skill 341 00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,776 that we value. 342 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,952 - Yes. Come on. 343 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:34,476 I'll walk you. - Okay. 344 00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,347 - You guys will be working together. 345 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:37,697 Isn't that funny? 346 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,134 The two of you, who used to date, 347 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,352 and live together. 348 00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:43,441 Life is so random. 349 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:47,794 - I don't know what this is, but I'm sorry. 350 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,665 - Am I dead? 351 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,363 Is that why I keep ending up here? 352 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:54,975 . 353 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,716 ♪ 354 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,761 - Look at the connection between Sarah and Taylor. 355 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,763 It is electric. How did I miss this? 356 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,373 - I know. Be more obvious, guys. 357 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,506 - [laughs] - Oh, she's going for the bait. 358 00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:05,942 - What'd you write on the note? 359 00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,857 - "Meet me at The Trough at 2:00 p.m." 360 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,772 - From? - Anonymous. 361 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,165 - [laughs] 362 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:14,777 - Guys, I'm gonna be a little busy around 2:00 p.m. 363 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,170 Don't even ask me what I'm doing. 364 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,128 It's private. 365 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:20,957 I'll tell you after. You guys are the worst. 366 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,569 - Just so you know, 367 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,267 I had no part in this. 368 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,748 Everybody thinks I'm still hung up on Amy. 369 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,750 - Oh, no, thank you. 370 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,490 - What? 371 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:35,580 - I'm done getting tangled in the crazy of you people. 372 00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,060 So I'm keeping my head down 373 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,235 and getting through this shift 374 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,194 because I am saving for a Roomba. 375 00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,198 - That's fair, but you should know-- 376 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:46,200 - Oh, no, no. No, thank you. 377 00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,246 - Hey, Sandra, 378 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,248 I'm a little embarrassed about earlier. 379 00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:53,337 I did not know all that was gonna come out. 380 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,818 - It's okay, Glenn. - Okay, good. 381 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,342 I guess I just had so much to say to Amy. 382 00:12:58,386 --> 00:12:59,561 - Sure. 383 00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:01,650 - And it felt good to get it out, you know? 384 00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:04,087 Like, healthy. 385 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,567 - You want me to put the wig back on? 386 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:06,873 - Yes, please. 387 00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,659 - And we have so much fun together, 388 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,661 but I can't tell you who it is 389 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:13,618 'cause they wanna keep it a secret. 390 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:14,837 - I totally get it. 391 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,534 My boyfriend wants to stay anonymous, 392 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:17,840 and it's driving me crazy 393 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,016 because he's actually perfect. 394 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,409 - Oh, my God, he sounds amazing. 395 00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:22,845 - Thank you. [laughs] 396 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,455 Yeah, and obviously I would like to know his name. 397 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,196 Like, that would be ideal, 398 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:29,199 but I have to remind myself, "Don't get too needy, girl, 399 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:32,594 because he cares about you, and that should be enough." 400 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:33,943 - And when you think about it, 401 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,162 it's hard to keep a secret, 402 00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:36,859 so if he's willing to do that, 403 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,600 that means he cares about you more. 404 00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:39,775 - Totally. 405 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,255 - Justine, we're gonna have it all. 406 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:42,169 - [laughs] 407 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:43,910 - You know what else I hate? 408 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,215 That we have to clock out 409 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,478 before we sanitize our stations. 410 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:48,828 That's still work. 411 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,700 I'm not disinfecting everything for my health. 412 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,615 Well, I mean, yeah. 413 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:54,964 - That's corporate for you. 414 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,357 They ride us till we drop 415 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,315 and then immediately sell our ass meat. 416 00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,882 [laughter] 417 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,145 - God, you are so weird. 418 00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,800 - You're so weird. [laughter] 419 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,758 You're totally not weird. 420 00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:09,152 You're gorgeous like a vodka girl. 421 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,024 I wish I could do my makeup like you. 422 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,547 - Oh, it's so easy. 423 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:15,028 Honestly, all you need is the right foundation. 424 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,247 Oh. Here. 425 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,335 You can have it. 426 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,816 I ganked it from the makeup counter. 427 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,470 - [laughs] 428 00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,429 [gasps] Oh, crap. 429 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:28,606 I forgot to spider wrap that pallet of Zephra tablets. 430 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:32,349 - Oh, right, that's, like, a huge security risk. 431 00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,962 You know what, Carol? 432 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,267 Don't worry about it. 433 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,661 Honestly, if they get jacked, they get jacked. 434 00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,706 Zephra can eat our ass meat. 435 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,708 [laughter] 436 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,449 - [coughing] 437 00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:48,278 - Kell-bell, how's life down low? 438 00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,802 - Never liked that. Told you many times. 439 00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,979 - Did you know that Kelly still lives in the same place 440 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,459 she and Jonah lived in back when they were dating? 441 00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,984 Isn't that so crazy and spacious? 442 00:14:58,027 --> 00:14:59,507 - That's cool. 443 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:02,336 I hear Jonah's really digging his living situation too. 444 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,033 - I mean, I guess. 445 00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,600 Although if you're gonna live at an ex's place, 446 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,733 it might as well be an ex you still got a chance with. 447 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:11,171 - Oh, I see. 448 00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:14,130 That's why you're here with your shoulders all shined up 449 00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,132 and your hands all nice and small. 450 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,917 - I'm just here for a Roomba. 451 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,614 I have wood floors. It gets dusty. 452 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,442 - Hey, Marcus, you wanna show us how fast you are? 453 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,487 Do a lap around the store. I'll time you. 454 00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,881 - Absolutely, but hold on. Kelly, quick question: 455 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,317 how does Jonah like his peaches? 456 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:28,928 - Starting the timer right now, buddy. 457 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:31,408 - The answer is unripened. Loves the crunch. 458 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:32,757 Big texture guy. 459 00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:33,976 I've been Jonah's roommate for a split second, 460 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,369 and I knew that. 461 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,981 - I'm sorry. Roommate? 462 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,200 - Yeah, okay, you heard me. 463 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,679 Jonah and I are roommates, 464 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,812 and it's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 465 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:46,293 - You're living with Marcus? - Mm-hmm. 466 00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:48,382 - Oh, I had no idea it was this bad. 467 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:51,298 - It's not this bad. I'm fine. 468 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,561 - Oh, Jonah, how did this happen? 469 00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:54,823 No offense. 470 00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,825 - None taken. You're asking, like, 471 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,001 how did he hit the friggin' jackpot of roommates? 472 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:02,178 So, tell them, Jonah. 473 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,572 - Yeah, okay, yeah, I mean-- [stammers] 474 00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:07,140 One night I had maybe one too many 475 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,489 glasses of orange wine, 476 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,708 and he texted me, 477 00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,014 and I figured, you know, yeah, 478 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,233 I could use the help with the rent. 479 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,321 And so-- 480 00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,236 - Wow, so you did it for the money? 481 00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,368 - I could not have been clearer it was for the money. 482 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,587 - [scoffs] 483 00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,855 - Ha. We found it. 484 00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:27,987 - We know all about The Trough, 485 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,336 and we are here to shut it down. 486 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,642 - Man, I wish we had some sunglasses right now. 487 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,644 You just pull those off. - That would've been cool. 488 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:35,777 - Just give me one hour in there, please. 489 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,908 - We wrote the note. 490 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:37,953 We preyed upon your desperation, 491 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,433 and it worked like a charm. 492 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,478 - It was you guys the whole time? 493 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:45,047 - Yes, it was us the whole two hours ago. 494 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,528 - I can't believe this. He was never real? 495 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:50,096 What am I gonna tell my parents? 496 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,926 - Can I just ask, um, 497 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,798 what happened with Amy? 498 00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,408 - [sighs] Um... 499 00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:02,151 We, you know, just weren't on the same page 500 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,066 about our future, 501 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:07,026 and so we decided to break up. 502 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:10,246 It was, uh, m-mutual. 503 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,857 - I remember us using that word too. 504 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,555 - Y-yeah, but that-- 505 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,774 - I think that people say breakups are mutual 506 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:19,777 because they wanna feel like nobody's the bad guy, 507 00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,475 but I mean, come on. 508 00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,912 Usually one person is hurting more than the other. 509 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,479 - [sighs] 510 00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,829 You know what? Uh, you're-- 511 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:28,873 You're right. 512 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,266 I'm sorry, Kelly. I-- 513 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:33,008 - Oh, no. I'm--I'm good now. 514 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,966 I had a lot of rebound sex, 515 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:37,099 and I went to Cabo with my mom, 516 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,753 so I'm past it. 517 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:41,930 And it looks like you're in a good place too now 518 00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:44,193 with your, uh, situation. 519 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:47,588 - Yeah, yeah, in my ex's house 520 00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,329 with Marcus. 521 00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:50,634 - So you're good? - Yeah! 522 00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:54,116 This is--this is exactly what I was going for. 523 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,770 - Oh, boy. It's coming out... 524 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:56,945 - [sighs] 525 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,816 - On the day I'm here. Good. 526 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,079 ♪ 527 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:02,733 . 528 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:05,214 - Here's an idea: maybe if you're gonna have cold feet 529 00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:06,824 about the future of your relationship, 530 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,435 tell the guy who's got your two-year-old 531 00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:09,914 drooling on his chest. 532 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,264 He's my little man by the way, and I love him to death. 533 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,962 But maybe you just give him just an indication, 534 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:16,617 you know, that you're gonna pull the rug out 535 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,879 because, let me tell you something, 536 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,446 he's very comfortable on that rug. 537 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,926 A lot of plans hinging on that rug 538 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,798 staying right where it is. 539 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,279 Yeah, we've "moved on." She's moved on! 540 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,845 She's living in California 541 00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,282 in what I imagine is an infinity pool 542 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:32,198 while I am stuck here working at her store, 543 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,634 living in her house, 544 00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,723 dealing with her neighbor's tree 545 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:36,854 that's past the property line. 546 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:37,899 You deal with it, Amy! 547 00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:40,510 It's your [bleep] problem. 548 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:42,643 Oh, hey, guys. 549 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,949 What's, uh-- how long were you... 550 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,256 - Just bringing back your keys. 551 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,736 - [sighs] Are you okay? 552 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,826 - Yeah. 553 00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,828 [sighs] Yeah, I'm good. 554 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,830 And you know what, Eric? 555 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,659 You can keep the keys. 556 00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,051 I'm moving out. 557 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,795 I'm obviously not moving out today, 558 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,667 so I need the key. Yeah, thank you. 559 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,756 - This is nice. 560 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:11,193 I mean, if we had had this when we were slamming it, 561 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,977 I wouldn't have had to reinforce Glenn's desk. 562 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,196 - [chuckles] 563 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,024 Oh, what's this guy do? 564 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,199 [The Roots' "You Got Me"] 565 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,592 Oh, okay. 566 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,681 Trough's got moves. [laughs] 567 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,378 - All right, let's turn those off. 568 00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:23,640 Was it this? 569 00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,033 - No, it was this thing right here. 570 00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,426 - ♪ Baby, don't worry 571 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:29,255 ♪ You know that you got me 572 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:30,778 - I'm so sorry. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 573 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,954 - I'm with Brian. I'm very happy with Brian. 574 00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,608 - No, I-I'm happy with Brian too. 575 00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:36,523 I love Brian! 576 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,220 - Today was fun. 577 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,788 Sometimes I feel like people think I'm a weirdo, 578 00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,790 but you made me feel really cool today. 579 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:45,227 - Aw, can I be real with you a sec? 580 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,490 Dina assigned me to hang out with you today 581 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:50,885 to, like, write down any bad or crazy things you did. 582 00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:52,103 She said corporate wanted it. 583 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:54,193 - My lawyer warned me this might happen. 584 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,543 - But don't worry, I'm not gonna give them anything 585 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,806 because, bottom of my heart, 586 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,895 you are, like, high-key fire. 587 00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:02,157 - Oh, well, thanks. 588 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,899 And I know you won't give them anything 589 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,988 because I recorded your little confession. 590 00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,772 How you stole that makeup? 591 00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:11,949 So you screw with me, you get fired. 592 00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:15,605 - Carol, that is so savage. 593 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,564 I love you so much right now. 594 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:18,782 - I know you do. 595 00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,436 Bye, bitch. 596 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,786 - Goodbye, bitch. 597 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,093 - Hey. 598 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:27,835 So, uh, heard you're moving out. 599 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,315 - Yeah, yeah. 600 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:30,881 I'm sorry, Marcus. 601 00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:32,318 I-I wanted to tell you. 602 00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:33,928 - I just want you to know 603 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:36,409 I'm not coming with you. 604 00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,193 - Yeah, no, yeah, 605 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,151 I thought that was to be assumed. 606 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,327 - I just don't think you're ready 607 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,850 to have a roommate right now, 608 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:45,940 and I deserve one who will shout it from the rooftops. 609 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:48,421 - You know what? You do, Marcus. 610 00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:49,813 You were never late on rent, 611 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:52,468 you always filled up the Brita. 612 00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,165 You were a great roommate. 613 00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,299 - Wow. 614 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,083 That didn't suck to hear. 615 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:04,045 Um, hey, we should come up with a new secret. 616 00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,220 - Oh, I don't think we need to-- 617 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,396 - Tonight, you and me, the quarry. 618 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,963 We'll definitely see something messed up, 619 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:10,443 and if it ever gets brought up, 620 00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,227 deny, deny, deny. 621 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,404 - Yeah, man. Let's do it. 622 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:16,884 - Do what? 623 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,016 [clicks tongue] 624 00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:22,368 [grunts] 625 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:23,978 ♪