1 00:00:02,211 --> 00:00:05,005 ‐ Okay, Glenn texted that he's "rubbing a little latte," 2 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:06,381 which is either an autocorrect issue 3 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:07,841 or a new fetish I don't wanna know about, 4 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:09,301 so let's just dive in. 5 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:12,221 In‐person shopping has taken a real kick in the nuts 6 00:00:12,304 --> 00:00:15,015 because of COVID, so Cloud 9 is trying to lure customers 7 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:16,600 back in here by doing something 8 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:19,811 they're calling the In‐store‐vaganza 9 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,272 Wait, did I‐‐ did I read that right? 10 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,441 ‐ Yeah, you did. It's just terrible. 11 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,818 ‐ So Cloud 9 just thinks that that pandemic is over? 12 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,820 Because I'm pretty sure nobody told the pandemic that. 13 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,156 ‐ You gotta look at it from corporate's perspective. 14 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:33,075 They love money, and they don't care if we die. 15 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,660 ‐ Ah, yeah, that makes sense. 16 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,662 ‐ Okay, this event is pretty straightforward. 17 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:37,871 With every purchase, they spin the wheel 18 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,331 and win a prize. 19 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:41,833 You'll notice there's a slot listed as "fun." 20 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,377 I think you're supposed to provide the customer 21 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:45,003 with fun at your own discretion. 22 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,339 Just, you know, keep it above the belt. 23 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,424 ‐ What happens if they land on the MC Cool Cloud? 24 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:51,551 ‐ This waking nightmare happens. 25 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,929 ‐ An MC Cool Cloud collectable bobbling figure. 26 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,305 Legally, we can't call it a bobblehead 27 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,474 as his entire body does the bobbling. 28 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:58,892 ‐ I always thought the cloud was his head 29 00:00:58,934 --> 00:00:59,893 and he had no body. 30 00:00:59,935 --> 00:01:01,144 ‐ No, he's all body. 31 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,105 ‐ So he has eyes in the middle of his chest. 32 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,356 ‐ That's better than arms 33 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,524 growing out of the sides of his head. 34 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:06,692 ‐ Oh, like hell it is. 35 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:10,821 ‐ Hey, guys, sorry I'm late, but to kick things off, 36 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,864 I brought donuts. ‐ Mmm. 37 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:16,076 ‐ You know, help us get into the in‐store‐vajanza spirit. 38 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:18,203 ‐ Oh, please, Glenn, hard G. 39 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,497 ‐ Gosh, it's just so nice to be doing something positive 40 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,874 with all the bad news out there in the world. 41 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,459 Like this morning, I found out 42 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,295 that Bev from my church has COVID. 43 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:27,713 ‐ Oh, no. ‐ Oh. 44 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,715 ‐ She seemed fine at choir practice last night. 45 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,592 I mean, she coughed a couple of times, 46 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:33,510 but I thought that was from the high note. 47 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,178 ‐ No, Glenn, Glenn, you need to leave now 48 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,139 and isolate until you can get tested. 49 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:38,932 ‐ But I'll miss the event. 50 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:40,309 ‐ Glenn, I got this. You gotta go. 51 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:42,728 ‐ Are you sure? ‐ Yes, we're sure. Go! 52 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,313 ‐ Glenn. ‐ [sighs] 53 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:45,772 Okay, let me just spin it one time before‐‐ 54 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,107 all: No! 55 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:50,068 [upbeat music] 56 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,863 ♪ ♪ 57 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,740 ‐ I've scheduled everyone an hour on the wheel‐‐ 58 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,366 well, half an hour for the real uggos. 59 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,909 We're trying to bring people into the store. 60 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,537 ‐ Why are we walking so fast? ‐ I'm literally winded. 61 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:01,580 ‐ Cheyenne, you're still gonna have to stay 62 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:03,498 on top of deliveries. Produce comes at 11:00. 63 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:05,417 Bananas sit on that truck five minutes too long, 64 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,960 you're taking a trip to bruise town. 65 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:09,755 ‐ You mean the bananas or me? ‐ Mm‐hmm. 66 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,341 ‐ Dina, you have Justine and me at the same register, 67 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,593 but lady is on my last nerve today. 68 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,512 Can you please switch me anywhere? 69 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,140 ‐ Here's what we're gonna do. 70 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:21,683 You're gonna go back and work on that register 71 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,518 with Justine, and you're not gonna complain about it, 72 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:24,978 because that's what you were hired to do. 73 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,980 I mean, unless‐‐ were you hired to complain? 74 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,857 Is that your job? ‐ No. 75 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,442 ‐ Didn't think so. Have fun. 76 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,904 ‐ [chuckles] ‐ What? 77 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,572 ‐ Me? Nothing. 78 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,282 I think Cheyenne thought you were being too harsh, but‐‐ 79 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,826 ‐ I did, but don't say that. 80 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,578 ‐ I'm not being harsh. I'm being firm. 81 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,872 Look, I get that Glenn likes to coddle everyone, 82 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:46,333 but it is my store today, so while I have the chance, 83 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:48,460 I am going to do everything the right way. 84 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,462 ‐ Mm, yeah, pressure's kind of on, huh? 85 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,713 ‐ What's that supposed to mean? 86 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:53,548 ‐ Just, like, you know, after all the smack 87 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,509 you've talked about Glenn, people kind of expect you 88 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,844 to kill it right out the gate. 89 00:02:57,886 --> 00:02:59,096 ‐ Not a problem for me. 90 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,390 I'm gonna turn this place into the most efficient machine 91 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:02,808 you have ever seen. 92 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,267 Yes, even more efficient 93 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,311 than United Alloy's aluminum extrusion press. 94 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,438 [chuckles] God. 95 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,483 ‐ Oh, we've done 10,000 steps already. 96 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:14,277 ‐ Oh, my God, what's the max? 97 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:17,656 ‐ There's no‐‐ you just keep on walking. 98 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,117 ‐ Like, unlimited? 99 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:24,121 [phone ringing] 100 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:27,541 ‐ Glenn? 101 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,543 ‐ Yeah, hey, Sandra, to your left! 102 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:31,795 Hi, yeah, I can't go home yet 103 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,922 'cause Jerusha's still setting up the garage 104 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,340 for me to quarantine in. 105 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,217 She's gonna put me between the paint cans 106 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,010 and the blow‐up angels. 107 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,679 ‐ Oh, okay, that's nice. 108 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,515 ‐ Yeah, so listen, you've got to tell me about the wheel. 109 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,225 Did it do that thing where it looks as though 110 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:46,977 it's gonna land on a really good prize, 111 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,020 but then it lands on, like, a less good prize? 112 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,397 Did it do that? 113 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:52,274 ‐ I haven't seen it personally, 114 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,067 but I've heard that has happened. 115 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:56,236 ‐ Really? What a rush. 116 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:58,822 Hey, what if you kept me on the phone? 117 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:02,075 That way I could hear how the event was going firsthand, 118 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:04,536 and besides, you know, the more I talk, 119 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:08,331 the less likely I am to dig into these 72 donuts. 120 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,334 ‐ Oh, sure, Glenn. I'll stay on. 121 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,711 ‐ Oh, great. 122 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:15,338 Sandra, it's actually 71 1/2 donuts. 123 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,090 I'm sorry. 124 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,675 ‐ All right, go claim your prize, 125 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,219 and I will disinfect this again. 126 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:25,098 Oh, hey, Cheyenne, is it cool if I take off 127 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,641 for a few minutes around 3:00? 128 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:28,727 ‐ Uh, yeah, sure. Why are you asking me? 129 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,897 ‐ Because you're floor supervisor now. 130 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,399 ‐ Oh, yeah, duh, I forgot. Yeah, that's fine. 131 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,525 ‐ Great, awesome, thanks. 132 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:36,818 My dad keeps pushing me 133 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:38,570 to interview with this friend of his. 134 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,655 He's got, like, an opening at a roofing company or whatever. 135 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:42,407 ‐ Oh, I might have to get the name from you. 136 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,742 We need some work on our roof. 137 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,744 Bo tried to cut out our own skylight, 138 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,162 and it is messed. 139 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:48,163 ‐ Wait, you're looking for a new job? 140 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:49,623 ‐ No, no, no, no, no. 141 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,583 It's not like I'm, like, dying to work in roofing. 142 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,251 I just gotta get my dad off my back. 143 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,753 He keeps telling me I have to move on. 144 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:55,921 He also keeps telling me I have to watch 145 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:58,256 the show "Yellowstone," but it looks really violent. 146 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,841 ‐ Jonah, Garrett, some customers 147 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:01,593 have been complaining about a weird smell. 148 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,845 ‐ Oh, yeah, it's, like, our worst smell yet. 149 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:06,848 It's like two moldy sponges puked on each other. 150 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:09,893 ‐ Wow, that's‐‐ that's exactly what it is. 151 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,354 ‐ Okay, I'm manager today, so if they smelt it, 152 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:13,814 it's as though I dealt it. 153 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:16,441 I need you two to locate this and eliminate it. 154 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:20,278 ‐ So just to be clear, this is cooler than roofing? 155 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,072 ‐ Hmm. 156 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,448 [Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)"] 157 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:24,741 ‐ ♪ All I know is that to me ♪ 158 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:25,784 ♪ You look like you're lots of fun ♪ 159 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,452 ♪ Open up your lovin' arms ♪ 160 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,329 ♪ I want some‐‐ ♪ 161 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:31,915 ‐ Marcus, why is this here? 162 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,084 The prize bin is supposed to be overflowing to pull people in. 163 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,836 That's, like, carnie 101. 164 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:38,547 ‐ Sorry, I've just been feeling a little down lately. 165 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:39,673 ‐ Yeah, you know what makes me feel down? 166 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:41,383 People who don't do their jobs. 167 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:43,093 ‐ For me, it's more the virus stuff. 168 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,678 You know, I just became an uncle, 169 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,930 and I haven't even been able to meet my fat baby nephew yet. 170 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:49,558 I mean, look at those rolls. 171 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,017 You could lose a ChapStick in there. 172 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:53,937 You know, if I could get an extra five at lunch today, 173 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,481 he should be up from his nap, and I could FaceTime him‐‐ 174 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,983 ‐ Yeah, wouldn't it be great if we could just 175 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,485 all FaceTime our fat friends anytime we wanted? 176 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,779 What a world that would be. ‐ But Dina, I‐‐ 177 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,656 ‐ No, if I make an exception for you, pretty soon 178 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,741 Preeti's gonna be wearing her sandals on the floor, 179 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:08,577 and Jay's gonna be listening to his iPod, 180 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,745 and this place is gonna turn into Woodstock. 181 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:11,788 ‐ There she is. 182 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,958 Dina, you have to take me off of Sayid's register. 183 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:15,876 ‐ She calls everyone "Mama." 184 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,378 Hey, there, Mama. Paper or plastic, Mama? 185 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:21,172 They're not your mama. Your mother lives in Sarasota. 186 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,967 ‐ You just can't handle women lifting up other women. 187 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,636 ‐ Hey, hey, hey, hey, I can fix this, okay? 188 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,680 Just calm down. Everybody close your eyes. 189 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,224 Now take a deep breath. 190 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,810 [all breathe deeply] 191 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:37,355 Okay, now shut the [bleep] up and go back to work. 192 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,774 Unbelievable. 193 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:42,235 ‐ The smell's gotta be coming from toys. 194 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,528 The stuff I've seen kids do 195 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,030 to these things should be illegal. 196 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,573 Aha! 197 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:50,201 Completely encrusted. Ugh, look at yourself. 198 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,828 ‐ Go ahead. Smell that little bastard. 199 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,122 ‐ [sniffs] 200 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:55,874 Nah, it's not our guy. 201 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,500 ‐ Jonah, I looked up that company, 202 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,002 and they don't do roof repair. 203 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,879 They do solar panels. 204 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,422 I guess we could cover our hole with one, 205 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:03,673 but probably cheaper 206 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,008 to just stick with the mattress we found. 207 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,761 ‐ Whoa, this is a total solar energy company. 208 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,512 Why didn't my dad say that? 209 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:10,972 They do hydronic heating too? 210 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,641 I wonder if they mess with geothermal. 211 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:14,059 ‐ We're all wondering that. 212 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,644 ‐ Oh, have you heard of that company, though, 213 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:17,896 that can turn anything in your house into a fish tank? 214 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,898 You should see if your dad knows that guy. 215 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:20,690 ‐ Yeah. 216 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:21,983 ‐ Yeah, that guy is pretty dope. 217 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:23,985 I heard he gives you a free fish. 218 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,779 ‐ Okay, wheel's spinning. 219 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,948 Still spinning. 220 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,159 Customer looks like she's hoping it'll land 221 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:32,786 on something good, I think. 222 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:35,497 ‐ Oh, my gosh, I feel like I'm there. 223 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,332 You're so good at this. 224 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:39,542 Sandra, you could do golf. 225 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,586 [stomach gurgles] 226 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,296 Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? 227 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:44,756 [stomach gurgles] 228 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:45,965 Go on. 229 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:50,011 ‐ Hey, did you leave these on my desk to fax to corporate? 230 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,681 ‐ Yeah, I'm writing up Justine, Marcus, and Sayid. 231 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:55,308 ‐ A little extreme, but where it says offense, 232 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,226 you have to check a box. 233 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,103 You can't just write "actively worthless." 234 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,562 ‐ But they were being actively worthless. 235 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,315 ‐ Whoa, you okay there? 236 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:03,316 ‐ [sighs] 237 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,484 Cheyenne had a point. 238 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,737 I have been criticizing Glenn for years passionately. 239 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:08,780 I like to think I've made something 240 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:09,989 of an art form out of it. 241 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:13,493 But now that it's my turn, I kind of have to be perfect, 242 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:15,078 so I just‐‐I can't deal 243 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,330 with anyone's emotional nonsense today. 244 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,374 ‐ I know, but the thing is, 245 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,292 employees here are people. 246 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,293 They're gonna have conflicts. 247 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,337 They're gonna want to complain about their lives. 248 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:25,588 It's just part of work. 249 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:28,967 ‐ Not today, it's not. 250 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:30,051 [phone beeps] 251 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,595 Attention Cloud 9 employees, this is your manager. 252 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:33,680 New policy. 253 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:34,931 Starting now, there will be 254 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,058 absolutely no personal talk on the floor. 255 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,352 Work talk only. Zero tolerance. 256 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:42,147 Also, this policy is retroactive to 20 minutes ago, 257 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,535 so, Elias, please see me in my office. 258 00:08:44,576 --> 00:08:47,538 ♪ ♪ 259 00:08:52,751 --> 00:08:55,212 [upbeat music] 260 00:08:55,587 --> 00:08:58,715 ♪ ♪ 261 00:08:58,757 --> 00:09:01,009 ‐ Hey, how's your day going? 262 00:09:02,428 --> 00:09:04,555 ‐ I‐‐I'm not allowed to tell you. 263 00:09:07,099 --> 00:09:10,394 ‐ And this company puts a major focus on education. 264 00:09:10,436 --> 00:09:11,728 They pay for each of their employees 265 00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:14,481 to become lead certified green associates. 266 00:09:14,565 --> 00:09:15,732 ‐ Okay, well, you wanna start mopping here 267 00:09:15,774 --> 00:09:16,733 before this thing becomes sentient 268 00:09:16,775 --> 00:09:18,735 and starts to fight back? ‐ Ooh. 269 00:09:18,777 --> 00:09:21,572 ‐ Oh, hey, we found something. Something liquified. 270 00:09:21,613 --> 00:09:23,240 I think there might be teeth in it. 271 00:09:23,282 --> 00:09:26,076 ‐ Mm, nah, that's not the smell you're looking for. 272 00:09:26,118 --> 00:09:28,579 This smells more like someone farted in a Tupperware 273 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:30,706 and left it on a hot driveway. 274 00:09:30,789 --> 00:09:32,249 ‐ You are alarmingly good at that. 275 00:09:32,291 --> 00:09:33,584 ‐ Yeah, sorry, guys. Keep looking. 276 00:09:33,625 --> 00:09:35,586 ‐ Actually, Cheyenne, would it be all right 277 00:09:35,627 --> 00:09:37,004 if I took my break a little bit early? 278 00:09:37,087 --> 00:09:38,338 I just kind of want to have some time 279 00:09:38,422 --> 00:09:39,673 to prep for my interview. 280 00:09:39,756 --> 00:09:41,300 ‐ I thought you didn't care about that job. 281 00:09:41,341 --> 00:09:42,551 ‐ Yeah, but you know, these people 282 00:09:42,634 --> 00:09:44,094 are actually making a difference. 283 00:09:44,178 --> 00:09:46,346 Plus, I've been here for five years, 284 00:09:46,430 --> 00:09:47,681 and I'm clearly not moving up, 285 00:09:47,764 --> 00:09:48,807 so I might as well look at other options. 286 00:09:49,892 --> 00:09:51,768 ‐ Yeah, do what you gotta do. ‐ Awesome, thank you. 287 00:09:51,810 --> 00:09:54,396 Don't let that touch your bare skin. 288 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:55,772 ‐ Mm. 289 00:09:55,814 --> 00:09:57,441 ‐ You're just gonna let him ditch? 290 00:09:57,483 --> 00:09:59,735 ‐ I mean, I feel kind of bad for him. 291 00:09:59,818 --> 00:10:01,153 Like, this year's been tough enough, 292 00:10:01,195 --> 00:10:03,655 and then he had the big breakup on top of it. 293 00:10:03,697 --> 00:10:06,742 I caught him listening to this music in his car‐‐ 294 00:10:06,825 --> 00:10:08,535 it didn't even have a beat. 295 00:10:08,619 --> 00:10:11,413 It was just, like, a guitar and a man. 296 00:10:11,497 --> 00:10:13,457 Like, what? 297 00:10:13,499 --> 00:10:15,667 ‐ No way. ‐ I'm telling you. 298 00:10:15,709 --> 00:10:17,628 Look at her from the side, and you can see it. 299 00:10:17,669 --> 00:10:20,714 ‐ Okay, you heard Dina's rule. 300 00:10:20,797 --> 00:10:23,133 I'm guessing this gossip isn't exactly work related. 301 00:10:23,217 --> 00:10:27,638 But for my files, I'll need to know what the rumor was. 302 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:29,806 It was about Sarah's nose job, wasn't it? 303 00:10:29,848 --> 00:10:30,933 Because she totally got one, right? 304 00:10:31,016 --> 00:10:32,434 ‐ Well, according to Nicki‐‐ 305 00:10:32,518 --> 00:10:33,644 ‐ Save it, Janet! 306 00:10:33,685 --> 00:10:35,812 I'm trying to work, and you should be too. 307 00:10:35,854 --> 00:10:37,439 ‐ Final warning, Janet. 308 00:10:40,526 --> 00:10:42,819 ‐ Ugh, anyway, you were saying? 309 00:10:44,029 --> 00:10:46,156 ‐ Does this come in any other colors? 310 00:10:46,198 --> 00:10:47,407 ‐ No idea. 311 00:10:47,491 --> 00:10:48,450 I'm just trying to picture my fat nephew 312 00:10:48,534 --> 00:10:49,826 squeeze into this bad boy. 313 00:10:49,868 --> 00:10:51,161 Keep it between us, though. 314 00:10:51,203 --> 00:10:52,829 My boss doesn't want me talking about him. 315 00:10:54,122 --> 00:10:57,084 Hey, any chance you could FaceTime him 316 00:10:57,167 --> 00:10:58,502 while I secretly watch? 317 00:10:59,628 --> 00:11:03,340 ‐ Uh, I‐‐I'm not gonna do that. 318 00:11:03,382 --> 00:11:05,884 ‐ Please, I need this. He's so fat. 319 00:11:06,677 --> 00:11:10,013 ‐ Dang, another empty one. Just more moldy cheese. 320 00:11:10,055 --> 00:11:12,140 ‐ Cheer up, we'll find a dead rat in the next one. 321 00:11:12,224 --> 00:11:14,726 ‐ Whoa, once you're away from it and you come back, 322 00:11:14,768 --> 00:11:16,144 the smell really hits you. 323 00:11:16,228 --> 00:11:17,020 ‐ Yeah, hits you pretty hard 324 00:11:17,813 --> 00:11:18,564 when you're here the whole time too. 325 00:11:18,647 --> 00:11:19,690 ‐ Yeah, I'm so glad you're back. 326 00:11:19,731 --> 00:11:20,816 I need to tag out. 327 00:11:20,899 --> 00:11:21,984 ‐ Oh, actually, I was kind of hoping 328 00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:24,027 to prep for my interview a little bit more. 329 00:11:24,069 --> 00:11:25,529 It's kind of my deep, dark secret, 330 00:11:25,571 --> 00:11:26,655 but I've never stayed awake 331 00:11:26,738 --> 00:11:27,739 through "An Inconvenient Truth," 332 00:11:27,781 --> 00:11:29,199 so I gotta go watch that. 333 00:11:29,241 --> 00:11:31,201 ‐ It's just, I've been covering for you for a while, 334 00:11:31,243 --> 00:11:33,036 and I have to go do other stuff too. 335 00:11:33,078 --> 00:11:36,039 ‐ Yeah, totally, but I already changed shirts, you know, 336 00:11:36,081 --> 00:11:39,042 so I was kind of hoping to be fully off smell‐hunting. 337 00:11:39,084 --> 00:11:41,712 ‐ Okay, fine. ‐ Yeah, sure. 338 00:11:41,753 --> 00:11:42,879 I mean, you know, buttons are permanent, 339 00:11:44,047 --> 00:11:44,840 and once you have a shirt on, there's no way to change it. 340 00:11:45,799 --> 00:11:46,592 ‐ What is with you? ‐ It's uncool, man. 341 00:11:46,633 --> 00:11:47,759 You're ditching us. 342 00:11:47,801 --> 00:11:49,428 ‐ Oh, is that what this is all about? 343 00:11:49,469 --> 00:11:52,264 Buddy, we can still hang out even when I go to my new job. 344 00:11:52,306 --> 00:11:53,140 ‐ I'm not talking about that. 345 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:54,766 I'm talking about you bailing on work. 346 00:11:54,808 --> 00:11:56,226 ‐ You bail on work all the time. 347 00:11:56,268 --> 00:11:58,353 ‐ I don't bail on work. I half‐ass it. 348 00:11:58,437 --> 00:11:59,730 There's a difference. ‐ Okay, you're not getting it. 349 00:11:59,771 --> 00:12:00,731 I have an opportunity 350 00:12:00,772 --> 00:12:01,898 that I'm actually psyched about, 351 00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:03,859 and I'm sorry, but that's a little more important to me 352 00:12:03,942 --> 00:12:05,402 than finding out what smells. 353 00:12:05,444 --> 00:12:07,070 ‐ Well, good luck with your interview, buddy. 354 00:12:07,112 --> 00:12:08,196 ‐ Thank you. 355 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,741 ‐ I was being sarcastic, and it came off supportive. 356 00:12:10,782 --> 00:12:13,035 ‐ Yeah, it's okay. ‐ I know. 357 00:12:13,118 --> 00:12:15,621 ‐ Okay, we're ready for you, Mama. 358 00:12:17,039 --> 00:12:18,582 [register beeps] 359 00:12:18,624 --> 00:12:20,208 What, you got something to say? 360 00:12:20,292 --> 00:12:22,753 ‐ No, I'm not allowed. 361 00:12:22,794 --> 00:12:25,255 ‐ Cash or credit, Mama? 362 00:12:25,297 --> 00:12:27,215 ‐ [groans] 363 00:12:30,677 --> 00:12:31,720 [thud] 364 00:12:31,803 --> 00:12:33,555 ‐ Oh, God, I'm so sorry! 365 00:12:33,639 --> 00:12:35,724 That might have been a COVID donut, sir. 366 00:12:35,807 --> 00:12:36,683 ‐ I don't understand what the‐‐ 367 00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:38,935 [phone ringing] 368 00:12:38,977 --> 00:12:39,936 Ugh. 369 00:12:42,606 --> 00:12:44,358 Glenn. ‐ Dina. 370 00:12:44,441 --> 00:12:45,442 How's it going in there? 371 00:12:45,484 --> 00:12:47,778 Oh, my first week as manager, 372 00:12:47,819 --> 00:12:50,822 I was so stressed, all of my leg hair fell off. 373 00:12:50,864 --> 00:12:52,616 You know, I thought about getting into swimming 374 00:12:52,658 --> 00:12:53,575 'cause, you know, it's supposed to be‐‐ 375 00:12:53,659 --> 00:12:54,660 ‐ I'm not stressed at all. 376 00:12:54,701 --> 00:12:56,161 It's going great. 377 00:12:56,203 --> 00:12:58,497 I've kind of adopted a North Korean model, 378 00:12:58,538 --> 00:13:00,457 and I think people are really responding to that. 379 00:13:00,499 --> 00:13:01,958 ‐ Oh, cool. 380 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,670 ‐ Hey, uh, we just need you inside real quick. 381 00:13:04,711 --> 00:13:06,421 ‐ Oh, my God. ‐ Is she your mother? 382 00:13:06,505 --> 00:13:07,923 Is she? ‐ Leave me alone! 383 00:13:08,006 --> 00:13:09,591 ‐ Stop saying "mama"! 384 00:13:09,675 --> 00:13:11,259 ‐ Nope. 385 00:13:11,343 --> 00:13:13,345 ‐ I didn't say anything vulgar. ‐ Sayid, seriously? 386 00:13:13,345 --> 00:13:15,222 ‐ I told you I couldn't work with her! 387 00:13:15,305 --> 00:13:16,014 ‐ Are you the manager? 388 00:13:16,765 --> 00:13:17,391 'Cause your employee's harassing me. 389 00:13:17,474 --> 00:13:18,767 ‐ Dude, if it's too awkward, 390 00:13:18,850 --> 00:13:20,686 just FaceTime your own baby, and I'll watch. 391 00:13:20,727 --> 00:13:21,728 ‐ Also, I don't know if you've noticed, 392 00:13:21,812 --> 00:13:23,814 but there is a really gross smell here today. 393 00:13:23,855 --> 00:13:25,065 ‐ I noticed! 394 00:13:29,687 --> 00:13:32,875 ‐ I can't believe people refuse to follow one simple rule. 395 00:13:33,624 --> 00:13:35,959 ‐ Yeah, maybe because that rule was really insane? 396 00:13:36,001 --> 00:13:37,252 This job is hard enough. 397 00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:39,921 People need to talk, to vent, to feel heard. 398 00:13:39,963 --> 00:13:41,548 It's like they're emotionally constipated, 399 00:13:41,631 --> 00:13:43,383 and some of them are very physically bloated as well. 400 00:13:43,466 --> 00:13:45,927 ‐ What, so because I'm manager, I have to help people 401 00:13:45,969 --> 00:13:47,762 poop their emotions all over the place? 402 00:13:48,638 --> 00:13:49,890 ‐ You know what? 403 00:13:49,973 --> 00:13:50,807 Glenn's still in the parking lot, 404 00:13:51,641 --> 00:13:52,809 and honestly, he lives for this stuff. 405 00:13:52,851 --> 00:13:54,811 Maybe people can go out there and, you know, 406 00:13:54,853 --> 00:13:55,937 he can handle that part of the job. 407 00:13:55,979 --> 00:13:57,898 ‐ Uh‐uh, no way. I don't need Glenn's help. 408 00:13:57,981 --> 00:13:59,524 If listening is part of the job description, 409 00:13:59,608 --> 00:14:00,650 then I'm gonna be like... 410 00:14:04,446 --> 00:14:06,156 ‐ Like what? ‐ Like that. 411 00:14:06,198 --> 00:14:07,449 I was listening. 412 00:14:07,490 --> 00:14:10,952 ‐ Oh...okay. 413 00:14:12,162 --> 00:14:14,414 ‐ Glenn, I'm sorry, but I'm in electronics, 414 00:14:14,497 --> 00:14:16,208 so I can't see the wheel. 415 00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:17,375 Plus, I'm not supposed to be talking. 416 00:14:17,459 --> 00:14:18,460 ‐ Real quick. 417 00:14:18,501 --> 00:14:19,628 I just had a few ideas 418 00:14:19,669 --> 00:14:20,962 for when the wheel lands on "fun." 419 00:14:21,004 --> 00:14:22,297 Okay, can you just FaceTime me? 420 00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:24,132 'Cause it's kind of more of a dance. 421 00:14:25,008 --> 00:14:26,927 ‐ Meeting, break room, now. 422 00:14:27,010 --> 00:14:29,304 [skeleton screeches] 423 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:31,139 ‐ Sandra, what is going on in there? 424 00:14:31,181 --> 00:14:32,474 I hear screaming. 425 00:14:32,557 --> 00:14:34,434 ‐ I will slaughter you all! 426 00:14:34,517 --> 00:14:37,854 ‐ Sandra, be careful. That lady sounds like bad news! 427 00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:38,980 ‐ Okay, gang, 428 00:14:39,022 --> 00:14:40,273 it's been brought to my attention 429 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:41,816 that my no‐talking policy 430 00:14:41,858 --> 00:14:43,902 may have been a little extreme. 431 00:14:43,985 --> 00:14:46,655 Okay, I heard that. You were all heard. 432 00:14:46,696 --> 00:14:48,990 So new rule: 433 00:14:49,032 --> 00:14:52,494 talking about our feelings is now encouraged. 434 00:14:52,535 --> 00:14:54,496 Your manager is listening. 435 00:14:54,537 --> 00:14:56,331 [people murmuring] 436 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,832 Come on, talk! 437 00:14:57,874 --> 00:14:58,875 Marcus, I know you have something. 438 00:14:58,917 --> 00:14:59,960 What was it? Your nephew's dead? 439 00:15:00,043 --> 00:15:02,045 ‐ Fat. [sighs] 440 00:15:02,087 --> 00:15:03,213 I'm afraid he's gonna grow 441 00:15:03,255 --> 00:15:04,714 into those juicy thighs any day now, 442 00:15:04,756 --> 00:15:07,342 and I'm gonna miss it all. ‐ Okay. 443 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,010 Thank you, Marcus. 444 00:15:09,052 --> 00:15:11,471 Let's all come together for Marcus. 445 00:15:11,554 --> 00:15:13,848 If you have fat baby photos, send 'em his way. 446 00:15:13,890 --> 00:15:15,809 ‐ Skateboard fail videos help too. 447 00:15:15,892 --> 00:15:17,018 They're hilarious. 448 00:15:17,102 --> 00:15:18,478 ‐ Okay, love this. 449 00:15:18,561 --> 00:15:20,689 Seems great, but maybe we should set some ground rules. 450 00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:22,524 ‐ Yeah, like won't it get really awkward 451 00:15:22,565 --> 00:15:25,026 if we all say how we really feel about Corey's new hat? 452 00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:26,903 ‐ I watched a tutorial on how to cut my own hair. 453 00:15:26,945 --> 00:15:29,030 I need a week. ‐ Okay, I got this. 454 00:15:29,072 --> 00:15:33,410 Look, what I'm hearing is Corey's hat is a bummer. 455 00:15:33,451 --> 00:15:34,703 [people murmuring] 456 00:15:34,744 --> 00:15:36,246 But Corey's new haircut 457 00:15:36,288 --> 00:15:37,539 might be an even bigger bummer, yeah? 458 00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:38,915 ‐ Mm. ‐ That's true. 459 00:15:38,957 --> 00:15:40,250 ‐ Who's next? ‐ I'll go. 460 00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:42,043 ‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ I also hate Corey's hat. 461 00:15:42,085 --> 00:15:43,878 ‐ Yeah, okay, we've already explored the hat. 462 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,547 ‐ I feel as though my language is being policed. 463 00:15:45,588 --> 00:15:49,843 Like, I should be able to call people mama or girlfriend 464 00:15:49,926 --> 00:15:52,220 or "my bad biatch." ‐ Should you? 465 00:15:52,262 --> 00:15:54,014 ‐ I keep putting my funny bumper stickers 466 00:15:54,097 --> 00:15:56,057 on Sandra's locker, and she keeps peeling 'em off, 467 00:15:56,141 --> 00:15:58,018 and it hurts. ‐ Okay. 468 00:15:58,101 --> 00:16:00,103 ‐ They say, "I heart musty balls," 469 00:16:00,103 --> 00:16:03,064 and it just doesn't really reflect my opinions. 470 00:16:03,106 --> 00:16:04,357 ‐ Sandra, Earl's in pain. 471 00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:05,108 This is not about defending yourself. 472 00:16:05,817 --> 00:16:06,109 We are here to listen. ‐ Wait. 473 00:16:07,068 --> 00:16:08,153 People aren't allowed to defend themselves? 474 00:16:08,236 --> 00:16:09,571 Then I have a ton of stuff. 475 00:16:09,612 --> 00:16:11,281 ‐ Okay, maybe we wrap this up. 476 00:16:11,323 --> 00:16:12,949 ‐ As long as we're airing things out, 477 00:16:12,991 --> 00:16:14,576 has anyone noticed anything different 478 00:16:14,617 --> 00:16:15,785 about Sarah's face? 479 00:16:15,827 --> 00:16:17,329 ‐ This I think we should hear out. 480 00:16:17,412 --> 00:16:19,497 ‐ Oh, my gosh, I didn't get a nose job. 481 00:16:19,581 --> 00:16:21,750 I got new glasses and a freakin' haircut. 482 00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:24,294 ‐ Girl, obviously. [chuckles] 483 00:16:24,336 --> 00:16:26,755 [whispers] No way, it's a thing. 484 00:16:26,796 --> 00:16:28,423 ‐ They're a huge water drain, 485 00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,592 and they're already designed to get sun, 486 00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:33,928 so I say turn every golf course into a solar farm. 487 00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:35,597 And I realize that killing golf 488 00:16:35,638 --> 00:16:38,641 is a risky suggestion to make in the business world, but‐‐ 489 00:16:38,683 --> 00:16:40,310 ‐ I'd be all for that. I hate golf. 490 00:16:40,352 --> 00:16:41,311 ‐ Awesome, yeah. 491 00:16:41,353 --> 00:16:42,437 You know, I'm sorry. 492 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,272 I don't even know why I started talking about that. 493 00:16:44,314 --> 00:16:45,231 ‐ No worries. 494 00:16:46,274 --> 00:16:47,776 My best ideas come when my mind wanders. 495 00:16:47,817 --> 00:16:49,402 ‐ Yeah, right, right? 496 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,237 Just try and stop this mind from wandering. 497 00:16:51,321 --> 00:16:52,489 [chuckles] 498 00:16:52,572 --> 00:16:55,533 But not in, like, an attention deficit disorder situation. 499 00:16:55,617 --> 00:16:58,453 Although there really shouldn't be a stigma‐‐ 500 00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:02,374 um, what is your timeline for making this decision? 501 00:17:02,457 --> 00:17:03,333 ‐ Decision? 502 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:07,837 ‐ Uh, for the job that I'm interviewing for. 503 00:17:07,879 --> 00:17:10,423 ‐ Oh, I'm sorry, Jonah. 504 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,133 I was under the impression this would just be 505 00:17:12,175 --> 00:17:13,843 a "pick my brain" type thing. 506 00:17:13,885 --> 00:17:15,387 Your dad said it might be helpful, 507 00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:16,471 get you motivated? 508 00:17:17,972 --> 00:17:21,476 ‐ Oh, you were doing it for my dad. 509 00:17:22,894 --> 00:17:25,146 Uh, well, I mean, as long as we're here, 510 00:17:25,188 --> 00:17:28,066 you know, any chance you're hiring? 511 00:17:28,149 --> 00:17:31,027 ‐ I mean, we are, but you spent the last five years 512 00:17:31,069 --> 00:17:32,987 working in retail. 513 00:17:33,029 --> 00:17:35,657 You don't have any corporate experience. 514 00:17:35,699 --> 00:17:36,950 In this hiring market, it'd be tough 515 00:17:37,033 --> 00:17:38,118 to justify bringing you on. 516 00:17:38,201 --> 00:17:40,036 ‐ Oh, I see, right. 517 00:17:40,078 --> 00:17:42,330 Well, but I did‐‐ I did go to business school. 518 00:17:42,372 --> 00:17:43,456 ‐ Oh, really? I didn't see that on here. 519 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,499 When did you graduate? 520 00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,376 ‐ I, uh, didn't. 521 00:17:46,418 --> 00:17:49,337 ‐ Okay, it was nice meeting you, Jonah. 522 00:17:49,379 --> 00:17:51,005 Stay safe. 523 00:17:51,047 --> 00:17:51,923 ‐ But I absorbed a lot of concepts. 524 00:17:52,006 --> 00:17:52,924 [laptop beeps] 525 00:17:53,007 --> 00:17:55,510 [sighs] 526 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:59,013 [indistinct chatter] 527 00:17:59,055 --> 00:18:00,265 ‐ Okay, you know what? 528 00:18:00,348 --> 00:18:03,643 Garrett totally stole my look, and no one is talking about it. 529 00:18:03,727 --> 00:18:05,103 ‐ How is this your look? 530 00:18:05,186 --> 00:18:08,022 ‐ Not the look I have now. The look I was gonna go for. 531 00:18:08,064 --> 00:18:10,191 ‐ Okay, guys, the goal is not to fight. 532 00:18:10,233 --> 00:18:11,818 ‐ I think Jerry should have ended up with Carol! 533 00:18:11,901 --> 00:18:13,361 [all gasp] ‐ How dare you! 534 00:18:13,403 --> 00:18:15,071 ‐ Okay, okay, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa! 535 00:18:15,113 --> 00:18:16,489 All right, that's our time! This was good. 536 00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:17,991 Is everybody good? We're good? 537 00:18:18,074 --> 00:18:19,993 ‐ Are you kidding? You made everything worse. 538 00:18:20,076 --> 00:18:21,786 ‐ Yeah, and now I have to go back out and work 539 00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:24,706 next to someone who thinks I ate a curly fry off the ground. 540 00:18:24,748 --> 00:18:26,040 ‐ I saw what I saw. 541 00:18:26,082 --> 00:18:28,376 ‐ Okay, all right, new rule: no one can be mad 542 00:18:28,418 --> 00:18:29,461 about whatever was said in this room, okay? 543 00:18:29,544 --> 00:18:32,046 You just have to all go out there and act normal. 544 00:18:32,088 --> 00:18:33,339 So, uh...break! 545 00:18:33,423 --> 00:18:35,341 ‐ Ugh, this whole day sucks. 546 00:18:35,425 --> 00:18:37,343 ‐ Yeah, Dina, I'm sorry, no offense, 547 00:18:37,427 --> 00:18:39,721 but I've never seen anyone worse at this job. 548 00:18:39,763 --> 00:18:41,014 [people murmuring] 549 00:18:41,097 --> 00:18:42,056 ‐ Yeah, when's Glenn coming back? 550 00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:44,267 [people murmuring] 551 00:18:44,309 --> 00:18:45,727 ‐ Don't let 'em get you down, Mama. 552 00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:46,936 ‐ Jesus, Justine, take a note! 553 00:18:46,978 --> 00:18:48,271 ♪ ♪ 554 00:18:55,361 --> 00:18:57,672 ‐ Okay, so now that we got it, what do we do with it? 555 00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:00,088 ‐ I think we just drive, like, 30 miles out of town 556 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,019 and dump it. 557 00:19:01,062 --> 00:19:03,806 ‐ Oh, hey, you solved the smell, huh? 558 00:19:03,848 --> 00:19:06,142 ‐ Uh, yeah, but you don't want to get any closer. 559 00:19:06,184 --> 00:19:07,643 Protect the shirt at all costs. 560 00:19:07,685 --> 00:19:10,188 ‐ The shirt actually ended up not mattering. 561 00:19:10,229 --> 00:19:12,648 I am apparently not a qualified candidate, 562 00:19:12,690 --> 00:19:15,151 but you know, don't worry. 563 00:19:15,193 --> 00:19:16,527 They said they wouldn't keep me in mind. 564 00:19:16,569 --> 00:19:18,821 Uh, I'm sorry, guys. 565 00:19:18,863 --> 00:19:23,993 I got ahead of myself, I think, and I guess I was just excited 566 00:19:24,035 --> 00:19:27,163 to be excited about something. 567 00:19:27,246 --> 00:19:30,499 ‐ Yeah, whatever. Solar's just a fad anyways. 568 00:19:30,541 --> 00:19:32,835 It's gonna be all about the moon before you know it. 569 00:19:32,877 --> 00:19:34,420 ‐ Look, I get it. 570 00:19:34,503 --> 00:19:37,006 I've been rejected from GameStop, like, four times. 571 00:19:37,048 --> 00:19:39,050 Think I just want it too bad. 572 00:19:39,091 --> 00:19:40,676 But hey, we get to keep you here, 573 00:19:40,718 --> 00:19:44,138 and next mystery scent is all yours. 574 00:19:44,222 --> 00:19:46,682 ‐ Thanks, that's comforting. 575 00:19:46,724 --> 00:19:49,518 Uh, so what was it? 576 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:50,478 ‐ We don't know. 577 00:19:51,395 --> 00:19:52,521 It looked kind of like an inside‐out otter. 578 00:19:52,563 --> 00:19:54,232 ‐ Yeah, we should probably donate it to science, 579 00:19:54,273 --> 00:19:56,859 but we're just gonna toss it. 580 00:19:56,901 --> 00:19:59,070 ‐ Look, today was a little bumpy, 581 00:19:59,111 --> 00:20:00,988 but hey, sales are up. 582 00:20:01,072 --> 00:20:02,657 We gave out a ton of those bobbleheads. 583 00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:03,616 God forgive us. 584 00:20:03,699 --> 00:20:05,493 ‐ We basically had a mutiny on our hands. 585 00:20:05,576 --> 00:20:07,745 People wanted Glenn back. 586 00:20:07,787 --> 00:20:10,081 I even lost Cheyenne, and she'd follow a balloon 587 00:20:10,122 --> 00:20:12,333 with a smiley face on it... 588 00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:14,502 which is basically what Glenn is. 589 00:20:14,585 --> 00:20:16,712 Man, I just thought I'd be so good at this. 590 00:20:16,754 --> 00:20:18,381 ‐ I'm sorry. 591 00:20:20,424 --> 00:20:21,634 Do you wanna talk about it? 592 00:20:22,718 --> 00:20:24,637 ‐ I just did. 593 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,805 Oh, you mean more? 594 00:20:25,888 --> 00:20:27,223 God, no. 595 00:20:27,265 --> 00:20:28,140 Look, I don't understand why everybody wants 596 00:20:28,224 --> 00:20:29,642 to talk everything to death. 597 00:20:29,725 --> 00:20:31,018 Like, whatever happened to just taking a baseball bat 598 00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:32,270 to your neighbor's trash can? 599 00:20:32,311 --> 00:20:34,814 ‐ Okay. [scoffs] 600 00:20:34,897 --> 00:20:37,733 Well, do you wanna, like, go smash something? 601 00:20:39,443 --> 00:20:40,736 ‐ Yeah. 602 00:20:40,778 --> 00:20:42,738 Yeah, I do. 603 00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:45,908 [all cheering] 604 00:20:45,950 --> 00:20:47,702 How do you feel, Justine? ‐ Amazing. 605 00:20:47,785 --> 00:20:49,453 I have been wanting to hit something with a bat 606 00:20:49,495 --> 00:20:51,914 since the "Lemonade" video. 607 00:20:51,998 --> 00:20:52,790 ‐ Hit it! [people cheering] 608 00:20:52,832 --> 00:20:55,418 [rock and roll music] 609 00:20:55,459 --> 00:20:58,296 ‐ Bring back "Vampire Diaries"! 610 00:20:58,337 --> 00:20:59,922 ‐ The hat was a gift! 611 00:20:59,964 --> 00:21:04,385 ♪ ♪ 612 00:21:04,468 --> 00:21:06,137 ‐ Oh, we're doing this because we‐‐ 613 00:21:06,178 --> 00:21:07,305 ‐ No, don't need to know. 614 00:21:07,346 --> 00:21:10,099 ‐ ♪ Today is ♪ 615 00:21:10,141 --> 00:21:11,100 ♪ Today is ♪ 616 00:21:11,142 --> 00:21:12,560 all: Oh! 617 00:21:12,643 --> 00:21:14,353 ‐ Okay, man! 618 00:21:14,437 --> 00:21:15,604 ♪ ♪ 619 00:21:15,646 --> 00:21:17,106 ‐ Yeah! 620 00:21:17,148 --> 00:21:18,607 [all cheering] 621 00:21:18,649 --> 00:21:21,444 ‐ No, honey, just put two weeks' worth of ham 622 00:21:21,485 --> 00:21:24,947 in the garage, and then I can‐‐what? 623 00:21:24,989 --> 00:21:26,657 Why? 624 00:21:26,699 --> 00:21:29,285 [people cheering]