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Because when we reach out to others,
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we reach in to our hearts.
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Today, let's show the world
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how much Zephra cares.
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I'm not doing any of that stuff.
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We have to build houses?
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I'm not comfortable
around tools or kids.
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- Pass.
- Okay, guys, relax.
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You don't have to
do any of the things
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you just saw in the video.
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All you have to do today
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is hand out these nifty care packages
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to the Holloway
House Women's Shelter
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and ask our customers to round up
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to the nearest
dollar for charity.
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- Easy.
- Wow.
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Cloud 9 never did any of this stuff,
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but I feel like Zephra cares.
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Well, let's not just blindly
believe the T-shirts.
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Although Zephra is a fine company
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which I am not criticizing today
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as was made clear
to me in the car.
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But guys, Amy set
his whole thing up.
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- Please.
- I mean, she chose the charity,
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she got local businesses
to donate goods.
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So this stuff is donated?
Zephra didn't even pay for it?
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It's a PR stunt.
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Okay, I'm confused.
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Is Zephra good or bad?
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Glenn, come on.
It's not that easy.
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They did give us
that Lyft discount though.
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Today I got to ride in a Kia Soul.
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Guys, believe the hype.
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Well, I read Zephra
does blood diamonds.
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What do you mean by "does?"
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Uh, I don't know.
I didn't click on it.
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I did hear that Zephra
gives a lot of money
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to struggling communities.
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We all heard that, Justine.
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They said it, like,
12 times in the video.
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"Those communities
might not be struggling
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if Zephra paid taxes."
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It's a text from Jonah.
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Butt text.
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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com
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Buses from the shelter
will be arriving all day,
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so Glenn, you're gonna be
running care packages
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from the warehouse,
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or doing that waddle thing
you do, whatever works.
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Female hips, so...
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Garrett, you're only
giving packages
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to people with wristbands.
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Wait, so we're just gonna
turn people away
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'cause they don't have a wristband?
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So for all intensive purposes,
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people in need without
a wristband are dead to us.
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"Intensive purposes?"
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Did you mean "intents and purposes?"
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I mean, you could
say it both ways.
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You can, but one way
makes you sound like an idiot.
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You're lucky you're pretty.
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All right, you know what?
I know what it...
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you're lucky I'm pretty!
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You went way above and beyond.
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Most stores are just writing
"fight breast cancer" on a jar
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and sticking it at checkout.
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Yeah, I mean, breast cancer
is so first thought.
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For a good reason.
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You know, one in eight. Affects us all.
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Anyway, I want Zephra
to know you're kicking ass,
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so I got them to send someone
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to do a profile of you for the website.
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A profile? Of me?
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Um, okay. Wow.
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Well, I've never been profiled before.
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I mean, except racially.
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This could be really good
for you, so sell yourself.
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We'll talk after, okay? Bye.
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Bye.
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This is great!
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I mean, we hate it.
Why do we hate it?
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No, no, it's... it's fine, it's fine.
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It's just... I don't know,
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I don't know how to brag about myself,
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it feels gross, and now
I'm supposed to take a charity
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and make it all about me.
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Hey, you took their empty slogan
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and did something
actually great with it.
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You deserve to brag a little bit.
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I think you should be
on all the websites.
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I mean, except for the incel ones.
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And most of Reddit.
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4chan, 8chan...
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I hope you're never on a website.
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Oh, hey, Glenn.
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Just a heads up, you might be
getting a call from my landlady.
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Oh, fun!
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Oh, wait, is everything okay?
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Oh, yeah.
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It's just 'cause you
cosigned the lease,
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and Bo and I were late
on the rent last month.
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And this month.
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She's crazy.
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She's got, like,
a total boner for rent.
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Cheyenne, if you're
having money problems,
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I'm more than happy to help.
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Oh, thanks, but no, we'll figure it out.
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It's just, you know,
groceries and kid expenses
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and then you get caught up
in a pyramid scheme
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and then your husband
breaks his tailbone
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- at backyard wrestling.
- Oh.
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Anyway, I'm gonna go see if
Robot Glenn sucked up any change.
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Big breakfast.
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All right, it checks out.
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You'd be surprised
how many people pose
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as corporate reps
at charity events
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just to try to get free stuff.
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- Really?
- How do they pull that off?
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- I'm not gonna tell you that.
- Oh.
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Sorry.
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She's been a little extra
since she saw
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- "Richard Jewell."
- Ah.
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Anyway, thank you for
coming and talking to me.
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Hey, always happy to show off
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one of the leaders
in our new Cloud 9 family.
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This is a really cool event
you've put together.
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Well thank you,
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but I couldn't have done this
without my team.
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I mean, most of the credit goes to them.
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And I also share some of that credit.
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Hey, hey!
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- Jeff?
- What are you doing here?
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Thought I'd surprise you,
check in on the event
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from the Cloud 9 side of things.
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Oh, wow.
You survived the acquisition?
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Not that I thought
that they were gonna fire you.
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I mean, obviously
they value your...
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Jeff, this is Isabel.
She works at Zephra.
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Oh, oh, the parent company!
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Oh, maybe I should
call you Mommy.
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I'm gay, so that's not weird.
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Oh good, 'cause for a second
I almost thought it was.
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No, I'm from Digital Content.
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We're doing a profile
on Amy for the website.
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Oh, very cool, very cool.
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Listen, I'm gonna run inside
and say hi to Mateo.
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We've been playing phone tag
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and he's been it
for, like, the whole time. Um...
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Everything looks shipshape. Okay.
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Great. Glad you approve.
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I was 100% sure he'd been fired.
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- He didn't get fired?
- I know, it's insane.
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Ooh, I didn't know
we carried aged balsamic.
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- Nice.
- Oh, yeah, it's great.
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I make a reduction
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and I drizzle it over vanilla ice cream.
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Ah, that sounds amazing!
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Are you, like, a culinary student, or...
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Oh.
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Haven't been a
student of anything
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for a couple decades.
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Ah, you could've fooled me.
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Your total is $36.48.
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Would you like to round up
to $37 today
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for Holloway House
Women's Shelter?
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Thank you so much.
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It's for a great cause.
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All right. Thank you.
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You have five minutes
to tell Amy, or I will.
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Tell Amy what?
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How you were flirting with that lady.
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Turning each other's cranks.
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I thought you two were gonna
do it right here on the belt.
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Oh, come on, Sandra.
I was just being friendly.
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Customers appreciate a little,
you know, human connection.
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Ugh. Close your legs, Jonah.
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My legs are fine,
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and if anything,
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we should be a little
friendlier than usual today
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to get people to round up for charity.
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Not if it means betraying
the woman you love.
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Trust me, I'm married now.
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Don't you dream about someday
having what Jerry and I have?
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Of course... well,
exactly what you and Jerry...
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it's fine, Sandra.
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Hi.
How's it going?
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Hope you didn't have any trouble
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finding those toe warmers.
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He's gonna die alone.
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Look, Mateo, when I put
my career on the line for you,
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it was because it was
the right thing to do.
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You don't owe me anything.
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Although brunch
wouldn't kill you.
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Look, Jeff, it's not gonna happen.
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I'm actually seeing someone.
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Oh. Oh, yeah?
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Mateo, that's amazing!
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Thank you. That's very nice of you.
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I'm very happy for you.
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How'd you guys meet, or I mean,
have you met yet
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or is it maybe, like,
an online thing?
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Actually, Amy introduced us.
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He's her brother.
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Oh, Amy did?
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That's so nice of her.
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Hey, folks.
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- How's that digital coming?
- Good, yeah.
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We're getting some good digital.
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Actually, Amy's just
showing me around a little
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before the buses come
so I can get a sense
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of what she's like as a manager.
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Ooh. Feels like I should
get in on that action.
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Does it?
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Yeah, actually,
it would be really helpful
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to get some quotes
from corporate.
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Yeah, sure.
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That... that would be great.
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Nice. We'll make it a three-way.
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Again, totally gay.
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And this is the break room.
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Um... oh, I...
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I noticed that there was
always a really long line
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at the toaster,
so I bought another one.
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Which, you know,
I think people appreciated.
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I think you got your headline
there, "Manager buys toaster."
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That's helpful, Jeff. Thank you.
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Oh, and also, I know how hard it is
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to eat healthy during long shifts,
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so I keep this cabinet full
of healthy snacks for everyone.
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Oof, that cabinet is pretty full.
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Seems like people would rather
die than eat that stuff.
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Well, I just replenished it.
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Yeah, and thank you for the
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healthy seaweed snack, SpongeBob.
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Just messing with you,
SpongeBob.
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Sorry, I'm... I'm SpongeBob? Is...
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All right, there's a scarf in here.
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Now be careful.
That's a loose knit,
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so avoid all hooks
and low-hanging branches.
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It'll pop your head clean off.
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Huh. That's weird.
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It looks like we're
one package short.
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One package?
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Wow, that's news to me.
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Short, you said. Huh.
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You must've counted wrong.
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No, I counted right.
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I double-checked and everything.
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It's fine. I'll just
count 'em again myself.
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Okay, so now you're saying
I don't know how to count?
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Well, no offense, Garrett,
but you did say "intensive purposes,"
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which, apparently, is kind of dumb.
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I'm not dumb!
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I'm one of the smartest
people in the store.
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Well, that's a bit of a stretch.
257
00:08:56,425 --> 00:08:58,812
It's true. It's kind of my thing.
258
00:08:58,814 --> 00:09:00,180
People are always like,
259
00:09:00,182 --> 00:09:02,649
"Garrett, he's clever and funny."
260
00:09:02,651 --> 00:09:05,085
Okay, then be clever and funny.
261
00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:08,422
Well... no, not...
it's not appropriate right now
262
00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:09,590
when we're missing a package.
263
00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:10,858
I'll set you up for it, okay?
264
00:09:10,860 --> 00:09:13,227
A Polish guy and a
blonde walk into a bar.
265
00:09:13,229 --> 00:09:14,695
- What?
- Come on, man.
266
00:09:14,697 --> 00:09:16,396
I put you on the one yard line.
267
00:09:17,867 --> 00:09:19,867
Your total is $3.89.
268
00:09:19,869 --> 00:09:21,335
Would you like to
round up for charity?
269
00:09:21,337 --> 00:09:22,503
Not today, thanks.
270
00:09:22,505 --> 00:09:25,689
Hey, Sandra, aren't these
your favorite kind of chips?
271
00:09:27,462 --> 00:09:29,896
Yes. I love these chips.
272
00:09:30,012 --> 00:09:31,695
Oh. Cool.
273
00:09:32,522 --> 00:09:33,581
Uh-huh.
274
00:09:33,783 --> 00:09:34,966
You're a lucky man.
275
00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:38,160
And these are some lucky chips
276
00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:40,254
'cause they get to take a ride
277
00:09:40,256 --> 00:09:42,256
in that hot little mouth of yours.
278
00:09:45,561 --> 00:09:46,894
Nope.
279
00:09:46,896 --> 00:09:48,685
Oh, my God. I have to call Jerry.
280
00:09:49,732 --> 00:09:50,835
Jerry?
281
00:09:51,012 --> 00:09:52,847
Jonah made me seduce a man.
282
00:09:54,937 --> 00:09:57,555
Would you say you have
a unique management style?
283
00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,140
Yeah. Yeah, I would say that.
284
00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:02,075
Could you actually say it
just so I can quote you?
285
00:10:02,077 --> 00:10:04,611
Everything's pulling
teeth with this one.
286
00:10:04,613 --> 00:10:05,746
It's like, what are
you, a dentist?
287
00:10:05,748 --> 00:10:07,247
- I mean, come on...
- Jeff!
288
00:10:07,249 --> 00:10:08,582
Enough.
289
00:10:08,584 --> 00:10:11,141
Listen, I am a working mother,
290
00:10:11,606 --> 00:10:13,843
and I came up from the floor,
291
00:10:13,844 --> 00:10:15,589
but it was worth it
292
00:10:15,591 --> 00:10:19,534
because as a manager, I know
what my people need from me,
293
00:10:19,762 --> 00:10:21,450
so it might seem silly,
294
00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:23,670
but small things like healthy snacks
295
00:10:23,766 --> 00:10:25,299
actually make a difference.
296
00:10:25,301 --> 00:10:27,000
Yikes, Amy. Brag much?
297
00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:28,936
Hey, Jeff, why don't you
give us a minute?
298
00:10:28,938 --> 00:10:31,269
Maybe go grab a coffee
or literally anything?
299
00:10:32,274 --> 00:10:35,008
I'm not clear whether
I report to you or not,
300
00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,559
so I am gonna grab that coffee.
301
00:10:41,083 --> 00:10:42,833
Wait, what's this doing in here?
302
00:10:43,531 --> 00:10:45,231
Oh. Wow.
303
00:10:45,321 --> 00:10:47,754
Oh, there's a note.
Looks like there's a note.
304
00:10:47,756 --> 00:10:50,691
Why don't you look at the note?
Wonder what that note says.
305
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,097
Why don't you read the note?
306
00:10:53,876 --> 00:10:56,175
"Cheyenne, thought you could use this.
307
00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:58,332
From your guardian angel."
308
00:10:58,334 --> 00:11:00,200
Aww.
309
00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:03,003
Whoa, there's a lot of stuff in here.
310
00:11:03,005 --> 00:11:05,939
Gift certificates, grocery coupons,
311
00:11:05,941 --> 00:11:07,774
and an e-reader?
312
00:11:07,776 --> 00:11:10,644
Nice, I could sell this
to some nerd and make bank.
313
00:11:10,646 --> 00:11:12,179
Wow, you're so lucky.
314
00:11:12,181 --> 00:11:14,982
Yes. Lucky ducky, quack quack.
315
00:11:14,984 --> 00:11:16,817
What, don't you think it's nice
316
00:11:16,819 --> 00:11:18,528
that someone helped out Cheyenne?
317
00:11:18,529 --> 00:11:21,021
Oh, yeah, but where's my guardian angel?
318
00:11:21,023 --> 00:11:23,578
I've got two kids and
an underwater mortgage.
319
00:11:23,805 --> 00:11:25,905
And my heat broke,
so I have to stay with friends.
320
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:27,252
I have lots of offers,
321
00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:29,395
but if anyone wants to throw
their hat into the ring.
322
00:11:29,396 --> 00:11:32,352
Wow, looks like lots of folks
are having a rough time, huh?
323
00:11:32,353 --> 00:11:34,016
Yeah, but it figures
324
00:11:34,017 --> 00:11:36,366
only Cheyenne would get a care package.
325
00:11:36,367 --> 00:11:39,673
I bet this guardian angel
is just some sort of pervert.
326
00:11:39,675 --> 00:11:40,848
What? No!
327
00:11:41,856 --> 00:11:44,290
I mean, unless you mean
a pervert for giving.
328
00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:46,480
I mean a pervert for pervin'.
329
00:11:46,482 --> 00:11:48,482
Guys, I'm sure the guardian angel
330
00:11:48,484 --> 00:11:50,684
is gonna give everyone a care package.
331
00:11:50,686 --> 00:11:52,496
Otherwise, it's just unfair.
332
00:11:57,559 --> 00:11:59,426
Ah, I was probably 25
333
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,328
when I finally heard
of dryer sheets.
334
00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:03,931
Before that, it was just like
wrinkles, shminkles, you know.
335
00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:06,033
Let's hit the club.
336
00:12:06,035 --> 00:12:07,734
You know who else
likes dryer sheets?
337
00:12:07,736 --> 00:12:10,000
Jonah's girlfriend. Which he has.
338
00:12:11,499 --> 00:12:13,099
Your total is $26.17.
339
00:12:13,175 --> 00:12:14,674
Oh, I'll round up for charity.
340
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,448
No. No rounding up.
341
00:12:17,746 --> 00:12:18,848
Not like this.
342
00:12:20,716 --> 00:12:21,742
Are you...
343
00:12:22,364 --> 00:12:24,574
sorry, thank you so much.
344
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,231
Sandra, you have to stop.
345
00:12:27,342 --> 00:12:29,943
I know you and Jerry don't,
like, talk to a lot of people,
346
00:12:30,059 --> 00:12:32,676
but this is just meaningless banter.
347
00:12:32,678 --> 00:12:34,945
'Scuse me. 'Scuse me. Hi. Jonah.
348
00:12:34,947 --> 00:12:37,113
Oh, hey, yeah. You were here before.
349
00:12:37,232 --> 00:12:39,232
Yeah, Judy, yeah. Culinary student.
350
00:12:39,234 --> 00:12:41,935
Yeah, right.
351
00:12:41,937 --> 00:12:43,770
Yeah, I don't usually do this,
352
00:12:43,772 --> 00:12:46,479
and maybe I'm crazy,
but I feel like we had a...
353
00:12:47,249 --> 00:12:48,557
- connection.
- Ah.
354
00:12:48,558 --> 00:12:50,607
And I just...
I'm just wondering,
355
00:12:50,608 --> 00:12:52,905
would you like to have coffee sometime?
356
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,381
You know what?
357
00:12:54,383 --> 00:12:56,817
I did enjoy our...
our friendly conversation.
358
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:59,286
- Mm-hmm.
- So why not?
359
00:12:59,288 --> 00:13:00,981
Oh, good.
360
00:13:01,423 --> 00:13:03,790
And Eddie in bakery
does this drag show,
361
00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:05,993
so I usually just give him
our extra packing material
362
00:13:05,995 --> 00:13:07,127
for hip and boob pads.
363
00:13:07,129 --> 00:13:08,395
I love that.
364
00:13:08,397 --> 00:13:09,563
Yeah, I mean, you know,
365
00:13:09,565 --> 00:13:10,640
it's just like this event today.
366
00:13:10,641 --> 00:13:12,151
All you have to do
is show you care.
367
00:13:12,152 --> 00:13:13,333
I really think
that's a big reason
368
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,602
why I've been able to earn
my employees' respect.
369
00:13:15,604 --> 00:13:17,604
- Rodriguez.
- Over here.
370
00:13:17,606 --> 00:13:18,616
Now.
371
00:13:19,441 --> 00:13:21,568
She calls me... I've never known...
372
00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:23,789
it's not racist, I don't think.
373
00:13:23,912 --> 00:13:25,178
'Scuse me.
374
00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:26,446
I've told you
375
00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:28,081
not to call me that
in front of people.
376
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,683
How's the interview going?
377
00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:31,761
Honestly, really great,
378
00:13:31,762 --> 00:13:32,986
and I know that sounds braggy,
379
00:13:32,988 --> 00:13:35,355
but bragging is really working
for me right now.
380
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,823
I think I've won her over.
381
00:13:36,825 --> 00:13:38,291
Oh, that is awesome.
382
00:13:38,293 --> 00:13:39,860
That means it probably
won't even matter
383
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,762
when this whole thing goes to [bleep].
384
00:13:41,764 --> 00:13:43,597
- What?
- We're short on care packages.
385
00:13:43,599 --> 00:13:45,132
There won't be enough
once the next bus arrives.
386
00:13:45,134 --> 00:13:47,300
I probably should've led with that,
but you just kept talking and talking
387
00:13:47,302 --> 00:13:48,402
about how great you're doing.
388
00:13:48,404 --> 00:13:51,772
Anyway, guess these needy
women are gonna stay needy.
389
00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,104
How is this possible?
390
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:02,428
I made sure that there were
enough for everybody coming.
391
00:14:02,495 --> 00:14:04,073
Stealing from the poor? Ugh.
392
00:14:04,074 --> 00:14:05,646
There's a special place in hell.
393
00:14:06,252 --> 00:14:09,052
Yeah, or maybe, like,
the worst part of heaven.
394
00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:10,445
This is a Class C felony.
395
00:14:10,889 --> 00:14:13,490
20 care packages valued at,
what, 500 bucks a pop?
396
00:14:13,499 --> 00:14:14,932
10,000. That's the total.
397
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,531
I mean, who would even...
398
00:14:17,596 --> 00:14:18,656
wait.
399
00:14:18,971 --> 00:14:20,101
Could this be Jeff?
400
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,386
I don't know why,
but he has been trying
401
00:14:22,455 --> 00:14:24,322
to tear me down all day today.
402
00:14:24,623 --> 00:14:26,331
Okay, don't be mad,
403
00:14:26,418 --> 00:14:28,096
but I think it's
because I told him
404
00:14:28,097 --> 00:14:30,186
that you set me up with your brother.
405
00:14:30,188 --> 00:14:32,418
Mateo. Why would you even...
406
00:14:32,419 --> 00:14:33,590
I said don't be mad!
407
00:14:33,592 --> 00:14:34,672
Okay, fine, just...
408
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,697
go stall Isabel and
we'll go talk to Jeff.
409
00:14:38,743 --> 00:14:40,442
I can't believe he
would stoop this low.
410
00:14:40,565 --> 00:14:43,335
I mean, love makes you do crazy things.
411
00:14:43,488 --> 00:14:44,988
You're enjoying
this, aren't you?
412
00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:46,524
I'm trying not to!
413
00:14:48,927 --> 00:14:50,504
Jeff, what the hell?
414
00:14:51,096 --> 00:14:52,428
You've got a lot of gall.
415
00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:54,030
In fact, if I measured
your gall level,
416
00:14:54,032 --> 00:14:55,765
you would break
the gall level device.
417
00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:59,054
It's called revenge, Amy.
I did what I had to do.
418
00:14:59,055 --> 00:15:01,886
What, you did... you did? Are you sure?
419
00:15:02,147 --> 00:15:04,480
How is stealing packages
from poor people
420
00:15:04,629 --> 00:15:05,838
"what you had to do?"
421
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:07,657
What? No, I didn't take any packages.
422
00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:10,446
I just... I farted in your office.
423
00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:11,547
Ew. What?
424
00:15:11,549 --> 00:15:14,584
But if somebody is taking
packages from a charity,
425
00:15:14,586 --> 00:15:15,718
that's a horrible person.
426
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:16,916
Yeah, I mean,
427
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,554
unless they're doing something
428
00:15:18,556 --> 00:15:20,533
equally charitable
with the packages,
429
00:15:20,534 --> 00:15:22,371
but, you know, that would be
really hard to know.
430
00:15:22,372 --> 00:15:24,372
Well, the next bus is gonna
get here in 20 minutes.
431
00:15:24,374 --> 00:15:25,841
What am I gonna give
these women?
432
00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:27,588
Why don't we just
give them some cash?
433
00:15:27,589 --> 00:15:29,077
I'm happy to contribute.
I've got...
434
00:15:29,079 --> 00:15:30,643
Glenn, don't worry about it.
435
00:15:30,644 --> 00:15:33,512
I'll go figure out how to not
send them away empty-handed.
436
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,053
If you ever fart
437
00:15:38,055 --> 00:15:39,583
in my best friend's office again,
438
00:15:40,724 --> 00:15:43,091
it will be the last fart you ever fart.
439
00:15:46,930 --> 00:15:48,630
I got you this.
440
00:15:48,632 --> 00:15:51,566
This is a map of the night stars
441
00:15:51,568 --> 00:15:53,650
over St. Louis where we met.
442
00:15:54,805 --> 00:15:58,206
That's... ah, wow, that is so...
443
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:01,888
useful to anyone in St. Louis, really.
444
00:16:02,279 --> 00:16:03,712
I just... I just...
445
00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:06,776
oh, you just make me feel so electric
446
00:16:06,777 --> 00:16:08,917
since you started flirting with me.
447
00:16:08,919 --> 00:16:11,225
I mean, that is just...
448
00:16:13,423 --> 00:16:15,090
No, no, no, no.
449
00:16:15,092 --> 00:16:16,758
Sorry. I'm so sorry, Judy.
450
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,427
I just... this... I think
there was a misunderstanding.
451
00:16:19,429 --> 00:16:21,730
- Oh.
- I was only being friendly.
452
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:24,432
I was definitely not flirting.
453
00:16:24,434 --> 00:16:27,469
I guess I felt that
that was understood
454
00:16:27,471 --> 00:16:30,338
because we're... obviously!
455
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:33,275
I mean, not obvious,
'cause you know,
456
00:16:33,277 --> 00:16:36,177
you're gorgeous really,
for your cohort.
457
00:16:36,179 --> 00:16:37,946
He was just doing
it for charity.
458
00:16:37,948 --> 00:16:39,481
So you'd round up.
459
00:16:39,483 --> 00:16:40,782
Oh, oh... oh, you did this...
460
00:16:40,784 --> 00:16:43,351
you did this to me for 57 cents?
461
00:16:43,353 --> 00:16:45,620
- Oh, I feel so stupid.
- No.
462
00:16:45,622 --> 00:16:48,290
Oh, my God,
is this what catfishing is?
463
00:16:48,292 --> 00:16:50,458
No, no, no, no, it's not.
464
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:52,594
- Catfishing is...
- No, not the time.
465
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:54,763
- What?
- Tell you later.
466
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:57,532
Sorry for the wait, ladies.
467
00:16:57,534 --> 00:16:59,301
Here you go. Zephra cares.
468
00:16:59,303 --> 00:17:01,803
You can wait till you're on
the bus to open those.
469
00:17:01,805 --> 00:17:03,838
There's just tape
470
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,608
and some loose grapes in here.
471
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,176
Oh! Ooh.
472
00:17:08,178 --> 00:17:12,347
You got the antioxidant package.
473
00:17:12,349 --> 00:17:13,248
Yes.
474
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:15,517
Grapes are so important for the skin,
475
00:17:15,519 --> 00:17:19,220
and skin is so important for the face.
476
00:17:19,222 --> 00:17:20,388
Mm-hmm.
477
00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:22,198
Then how come I
didn't get any grapes?
478
00:17:22,199 --> 00:17:26,494
Well, all of the packages
are different because...
479
00:17:26,496 --> 00:17:29,664
because the female
experience is not a monolith,
480
00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:31,032
am I right, gals?
481
00:17:31,034 --> 00:17:34,218
I mean, we don't all eat grapes.
482
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:36,905
Right?
483
00:17:36,907 --> 00:17:39,306
This hairbrush is clearly used.
484
00:17:40,177 --> 00:17:41,657
Did you go through my desk?
485
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,209
You haul us down here just
to give us a bunch of junk?
486
00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:47,876
What is this, some kind of a joke?
487
00:17:47,878 --> 00:17:49,411
No, I promise you, this is...
488
00:17:49,413 --> 00:17:50,779
You think you can
treat us like crap
489
00:17:50,781 --> 00:17:53,648
just because you have
a nice job and a nice coat.
490
00:17:53,650 --> 00:17:55,750
Ladies, it's not like that.
491
00:17:55,752 --> 00:17:57,786
That coat is from Ross.
492
00:17:57,788 --> 00:17:59,087
I found the thief.
493
00:17:59,089 --> 00:18:01,417
It was Cheyenne.
She took the care packages.
494
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,364
I'm telling you, somebody
just put this in my locker.
495
00:18:04,366 --> 00:18:07,234
I haven't stolen anything
in, like, a really long time.
496
00:18:07,235 --> 00:18:10,467
Okay, I'm sure that there's
an explanation for this.
497
00:18:10,468 --> 00:18:12,147
My employees are not criminals.
498
00:18:12,148 --> 00:18:13,840
Well, actually, some of them are,
499
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,175
but everyone deserves
a second chance.
500
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,476
This is not the point, Amy.
501
00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:18,000
It wasn't Cheyenne!
502
00:18:18,647 --> 00:18:21,047
And I know that
because I have a hunch.
503
00:18:21,049 --> 00:18:22,705
I have a very good hunch.
504
00:18:22,706 --> 00:18:24,057
Wait, it was Glenn.
505
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,553
He's lying right now
because he stole the stuff.
506
00:18:26,555 --> 00:18:28,321
Not so dumb now.
507
00:18:28,323 --> 00:18:30,824
I figured it out.
508
00:18:30,826 --> 00:18:32,225
It was obvious to everyone, huh?
509
00:18:32,227 --> 00:18:33,560
- Yes.
- Pretty obvious.
510
00:18:33,562 --> 00:18:34,895
- So obvious.
- Yeah, we all got that.
511
00:18:34,897 --> 00:18:35,951
- Yeah.
- Fine!
512
00:18:36,626 --> 00:18:38,064
I gave them to the staff.
513
00:18:38,066 --> 00:18:40,711
Why? Glenn, what were you thinking?
514
00:18:40,712 --> 00:18:42,827
Our people are struggling, Amy.
515
00:18:42,857 --> 00:18:44,290
Okay, you know what?
516
00:18:44,406 --> 00:18:47,309
Just... you're gonna have to get
the packages back.
517
00:18:47,311 --> 00:18:48,395
Oh.
518
00:18:48,402 --> 00:18:50,343
Well, you almost pulled off
a Robin Hood,
519
00:18:50,345 --> 00:18:51,545
except you gave to the poor
520
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,313
by stealing from the really poor.
521
00:18:53,315 --> 00:18:55,092
He's picturing the
fox Robin Hood.
522
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:57,233
I'm picturing the man one.
523
00:18:58,378 --> 00:19:00,387
Your total is $23.87.
524
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,888
Would you like to
round up for charity?
525
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,948
- Sure.
- What's 13 cents, right?
526
00:19:04,754 --> 00:19:07,254
I'd rather not comment
on your finances.
527
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:13,967
Jerry.
528
00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:16,236
You didn't have to come.
I told you to forget about it.
529
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,104
I did, but then I remembered again.
530
00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:19,197
Hey, Jerry.
531
00:19:19,608 --> 00:19:20,826
Sandra told me
532
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,111
you tried to make her do stuff
with men for money.
533
00:19:23,726 --> 00:19:26,026
What... oh, oh. Earlier today?
534
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,014
No, that was... that was just talking.
535
00:19:28,016 --> 00:19:29,846
Let me make myself perfectly clear.
536
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,852
I don't like that.
537
00:19:32,387 --> 00:19:34,628
Jerry, please calm down.
538
00:19:34,957 --> 00:19:36,778
I've never seen him this angry.
539
00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:38,718
If you ever mess
with my marriage again,
540
00:19:39,061 --> 00:19:41,157
I will hate it.
541
00:19:42,143 --> 00:19:43,643
Got it. Understood.
542
00:19:43,894 --> 00:19:45,771
Sandra, could you bring
home some magazines?
543
00:19:46,448 --> 00:19:47,516
Bye, Jonah.
544
00:19:47,823 --> 00:19:49,126
Bye, Jer.
545
00:19:50,425 --> 00:19:51,836
Take notes, Jonah.
546
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,954
That's marriage material.
547
00:19:55,077 --> 00:19:57,751
And yes, he reads magazines.
548
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:04,217
So probably doesn't look
great for the profile
549
00:20:04,219 --> 00:20:06,252
that we were robbing
the homeless, huh?
550
00:20:06,254 --> 00:20:07,954
I mean, robbing the homeless
551
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,502
is probably not exactly
how I'll frame it,
552
00:20:10,993 --> 00:20:13,660
but, you know,
it's kind of a nice story.
553
00:20:13,662 --> 00:20:15,595
Coworkers helping each other.
554
00:20:15,597 --> 00:20:17,753
One big Zephra family.
555
00:20:17,769 --> 00:20:19,966
Um, Cheyenne, could you come
over here for a second?
556
00:20:20,221 --> 00:20:21,515
Oh, yeah, sure.
557
00:20:21,636 --> 00:20:25,149
I would actually love to get
just, like, a quick shot
558
00:20:25,199 --> 00:20:27,266
of Amy handing you
one of the care packages,
559
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,613
you know, just, like,
helping an employee in need.
560
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,034
Oh, I'm not in need.
561
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:34,280
If you wanna talk to a sad person,
562
00:20:34,282 --> 00:20:35,782
you should go find Justine.
563
00:20:35,784 --> 00:20:38,318
Yeah, we probably don't need a photo.
564
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,181
It'll just take one second. Great.
565
00:20:41,182 --> 00:20:43,490
Oh, wait, so that's gonna end up online,
566
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:46,044
like, with my face on it and stuff?
567
00:20:46,361 --> 00:20:47,427
Mm-hmm.
568
00:20:47,429 --> 00:20:49,648
Yeah, I think maybe
you don't wanna post those
569
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:52,165
'cause of, like, optics, right?
570
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,700
I mean, it could come off
571
00:20:53,702 --> 00:20:56,336
that Zephra employees get paid so little
572
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,752
that they rely on charity to...
573
00:20:57,753 --> 00:21:01,156
Oh, I don't really think
anyone's connecting those dots.
574
00:21:01,175 --> 00:21:03,585
Plus you guys look so awesome, right?
575
00:21:03,826 --> 00:21:04,904
Cute.
576
00:21:07,791 --> 00:21:09,576
She took so many photos today
577
00:21:09,577 --> 00:21:11,577
that one probably won't even get posted.
578
00:21:11,676 --> 00:21:14,046
It will Amy. I'm gorgeous.
579
00:21:16,373 --> 00:21:17,499
Sucks.