1 00:00:03,366 --> 00:00:05,032 I can't believe Myrtle's gone. 2 00:00:05,067 --> 00:00:08,602 Yeah, she was so sweet, and lived through so much. 3 00:00:08,638 --> 00:00:11,438 Her e-mail address was from Yahoo. 4 00:00:11,474 --> 00:00:13,174 When I first hired Myrtle to be my assistant, 5 00:00:13,209 --> 00:00:16,243 she used to leave loose hot dogs on my desk every day. 6 00:00:16,279 --> 00:00:18,078 I think she thought I'd asked for that, 7 00:00:18,114 --> 00:00:20,581 but she just really cared. 8 00:00:20,622 --> 00:00:22,255 She did. 9 00:00:22,285 --> 00:00:23,584 And she was really getting 10 00:00:23,619 --> 00:00:25,486 a lot less racist towards the end. 11 00:00:25,521 --> 00:00:26,628 Yeah. 12 00:00:26,702 --> 00:00:28,255 She still called me Moana sometimes, 13 00:00:28,291 --> 00:00:30,157 but at least she saw the movie. 14 00:00:30,193 --> 00:00:31,992 Representation matters. 15 00:00:32,328 --> 00:00:33,594 All right, Glenn, I got it all cued up. 16 00:00:33,629 --> 00:00:34,635 Oh, good. 17 00:00:34,636 --> 00:00:37,598 We still have the projection from Myrtle's virtual greeter, 18 00:00:37,633 --> 00:00:39,733 so I thought it'd be nice to see her again. 19 00:00:39,768 --> 00:00:41,963 Oh, like when Tupac played Coachella. 20 00:00:41,964 --> 00:00:43,864 Welcome to Cloud 9. 21 00:00:43,899 --> 00:00:45,032 Aww. 22 00:00:45,067 --> 00:00:49,236 Check out our great deals on batteries. 23 00:00:49,597 --> 00:00:53,710 Check out our great deals on sporting goods. 24 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:59,257 Check out our great deals on paper products. 25 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:00,725 How many of these do we have to watch 26 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:01,975 so we're not bad people? 27 00:01:01,976 --> 00:01:04,313 - I'm gonna say ten. - Avocados. 28 00:01:05,948 --> 00:01:08,795 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 29 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:13,137 Feels kind of weird just going back to work, huh? 30 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:14,873 Yeah. Should we just call it? 31 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,342 No, we can just think about Myrtle while we work. 32 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:18,776 Great, now I gotta do two things. 33 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:21,212 Hey, guys, Myrtle's nephew just came in 34 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,548 and dropped off this envelope they found in her stuff, 35 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:26,034 and it's addressed to "Sweet Prince Jonah" 36 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:27,416 from Cloud 9. 37 00:01:27,417 --> 00:01:28,486 Wow. 38 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:29,821 And she meant me? 39 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:31,813 I mean, I played a prince 40 00:01:31,814 --> 00:01:33,224 in "Into the Woods" in high school, 41 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,345 but there's no way she could've... 42 00:01:34,346 --> 00:01:35,393 I don't know why this... 43 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,228 There's 1,000 bucks in it. I already opened it. 44 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:38,396 - Oh, my God. - What? 45 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:41,316 For Jonah? Were you guys even close? 46 00:01:41,317 --> 00:01:44,045 She never mentioned that when I made her tea every morning, 47 00:01:44,046 --> 00:01:46,271 or when I took her to her doctor's appointments. 48 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:48,573 I mean, I was nice to her, but, you know, 49 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:51,087 like a regular amount of nice. 50 00:01:51,088 --> 00:01:52,577 And she fell right into your trap. 51 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:53,645 There was no trap. 52 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,179 It's the way of the world. The rich get richer. 53 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:56,147 Who's rich? 54 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:58,149 How many cruises did you go on as a kid? 55 00:01:58,184 --> 00:02:01,152 That's not the point. 56 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:03,175 Sure, I grew up comfortable, 57 00:02:03,176 --> 00:02:06,024 but now I have tons student loan and credit card debts. 58 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:08,593 Look, guys, I have no idea why she gave me the money, 59 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:11,697 and I'm just saying I'm not the spoiled wealthy guy 60 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:12,797 you all see me as. 61 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:15,366 I mean, you did start working in retail on a whim. 62 00:02:15,367 --> 00:02:16,893 Can you back me up here, please? 63 00:02:16,894 --> 00:02:18,397 Why? You're doing great. 64 00:02:29,856 --> 00:02:30,988 Hey, Dina. 65 00:02:31,042 --> 00:02:33,977 Are you mad at something far way? 66 00:02:34,113 --> 00:02:35,346 Just thinking about Myrtle. 67 00:02:35,594 --> 00:02:38,128 I always meant to tell her how much I admired her work ethic. 68 00:02:38,163 --> 00:02:39,663 I mean, she didn't know what she was doing, 69 00:02:39,698 --> 00:02:41,431 but, man, could she randomly move things around. 70 00:02:41,467 --> 00:02:43,667 Yeah. I miss her, too. 71 00:02:43,702 --> 00:02:45,969 We used to go to the same water aerobics class at the gym. 72 00:02:46,011 --> 00:02:47,540 I don't want to picture your hair wet. 73 00:02:47,541 --> 00:02:49,780 - We wear swim caps. - Sandra, please. 74 00:02:50,809 --> 00:02:52,932 It's just, when someone dies, it... 75 00:02:53,979 --> 00:02:55,756 brings up a whole lot of regrets, you know? 76 00:02:55,757 --> 00:02:57,007 Makes you think about all the things you wish 77 00:02:57,008 --> 00:02:58,620 you could've done differently. 78 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,693 It's really been making me think about my dad. 79 00:03:00,729 --> 00:03:03,841 Aww. Yeah, maybe you should reconnect before it's too late. 80 00:03:03,842 --> 00:03:05,011 Oh, God, no. 81 00:03:05,012 --> 00:03:06,778 I want him to feel this kind of regret. 82 00:03:06,814 --> 00:03:09,081 I wanna cause him the pain that he caused me. 83 00:03:09,717 --> 00:03:12,855 I started smiling before I heard what you said. 84 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:18,056 Hey, Glenn, how you holding up? 85 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:20,525 Not great. 86 00:03:21,028 --> 00:03:23,819 I found a snail in my car this morning, 87 00:03:24,479 --> 00:03:26,011 and I didn't even name him. 88 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,656 I didn't have it in me. 89 00:03:27,915 --> 00:03:29,512 Yeah, that's... that's rough. 90 00:03:30,170 --> 00:03:33,138 Hey, you know, I was watching 91 00:03:33,173 --> 00:03:36,174 the weather this morning, and it was so crazy. 92 00:03:36,210 --> 00:03:38,430 The guy was talking about a cold front 93 00:03:38,431 --> 00:03:41,013 off the coast of Myrtle Beach. 94 00:03:41,048 --> 00:03:42,114 - Really? - Yeah. 95 00:03:42,149 --> 00:03:45,584 Yeah, he said Myrtle, like, five times, you know? 96 00:03:45,619 --> 00:03:46,952 Who knows? Maybe... 97 00:03:46,987 --> 00:03:49,425 maybe it's a sign, you know, that she's, um... 98 00:03:50,090 --> 00:03:52,057 she'll always be here with us. 99 00:03:52,092 --> 00:03:53,559 Yeah. 100 00:03:54,461 --> 00:03:56,662 Or maybe she's trying to communicate with us. 101 00:03:56,710 --> 00:03:58,877 Yeah, or that was just the whole message. 102 00:04:00,081 --> 00:04:01,854 - What's... - Jonah. 103 00:04:02,603 --> 00:04:04,770 - Ketchup packets. - Uh... 104 00:04:04,805 --> 00:04:07,005 Myrtle loved to eat ketchup packets. 105 00:04:07,041 --> 00:04:09,007 Is love the right word for what that was? 106 00:04:09,043 --> 00:04:10,576 This could be a sign. 107 00:04:10,611 --> 00:04:12,044 I don't think... 108 00:04:12,079 --> 00:04:14,046 My eyes are open, Myrtle! 109 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:17,556 This lipstick is stay all day, 110 00:04:17,718 --> 00:04:20,719 all organic, and only $13. Cash only. 111 00:04:21,229 --> 00:04:22,741 Just put the money on the counter, 112 00:04:22,742 --> 00:04:24,841 and then I'll shake your hand with the lipstick in my palm. 113 00:04:24,842 --> 00:04:28,678 Um, I really just popped in for chunk salmon and water. 114 00:04:28,713 --> 00:04:30,106 Okay. 115 00:04:30,548 --> 00:04:32,515 You're selling bootleg makeup. 116 00:04:32,550 --> 00:04:33,616 Shh. 117 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,751 Corona turned me on to her little side hustle 118 00:04:35,787 --> 00:04:38,721 selling this makeup, and she's been making bank. 119 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:41,057 She keeps Instagramming herself rolling around in money. 120 00:04:41,092 --> 00:04:42,825 Ew. Money is filthy. 121 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:45,061 Yeah, she got a staph infection from it, 122 00:04:45,096 --> 00:04:47,496 but she can afford mad antibiotics now. 123 00:04:47,532 --> 00:04:48,831 Lucy May? 124 00:04:48,866 --> 00:04:49,965 Cheyenne, I've heard about this. 125 00:04:50,001 --> 00:04:51,218 This is a pyramid scheme. 126 00:04:51,219 --> 00:04:53,869 No, no, no, it's called multi-level marketing. 127 00:04:53,905 --> 00:04:56,472 The different levels get smaller and smaller as you go up. 128 00:04:56,519 --> 00:04:58,113 It's kind of shaped like a triangle. 129 00:04:58,114 --> 00:04:59,123 Trust me. It's a scam. 130 00:04:59,190 --> 00:05:00,842 It'll just make your money problems worse. 131 00:05:00,878 --> 00:05:02,411 But it's so easy. 132 00:05:02,447 --> 00:05:04,647 I just recruit people, and then I get a cut. 133 00:05:04,682 --> 00:05:06,782 It's like I'm a makeup pimp. 134 00:05:06,818 --> 00:05:09,552 Oh, Garrett, do you want to try some hand lotion? 135 00:05:09,587 --> 00:05:11,387 Nah, not really a hand lotion guy. 136 00:05:11,422 --> 00:05:12,788 Yeah, obviously. 137 00:05:12,824 --> 00:05:15,257 Okay, well, if you're gonna be rude, come on. 138 00:05:15,293 --> 00:05:16,592 Oh, all right. 139 00:05:20,377 --> 00:05:22,375 Now just watch the money roll in. 140 00:05:23,119 --> 00:05:25,152 I can't be the guy that keeps this money, right? 141 00:05:25,196 --> 00:05:26,562 I don't even know why I have it. 142 00:05:26,704 --> 00:05:27,737 'Cause you're the sweet prince. 143 00:05:27,772 --> 00:05:30,873 I'm just gonna give it back to the family. 144 00:05:30,908 --> 00:05:33,342 Then they'll have the money and everyone here will know 145 00:05:33,377 --> 00:05:35,578 that I'm just like a regular man of the people. 146 00:05:35,613 --> 00:05:38,547 The people would never turn down $1,000. 147 00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:40,182 Everybody here would keep that money. 148 00:05:40,218 --> 00:05:41,450 Some would try to steal more of it. 149 00:05:41,486 --> 00:05:43,285 Okay, well, then what if I gave it to you? 150 00:05:43,321 --> 00:05:44,687 I mean, I'm living in your house. 151 00:05:44,722 --> 00:05:45,821 It's the least I can do. 152 00:05:45,857 --> 00:05:48,017 Yeah, you know, I haven't wanted to say anything, 153 00:05:48,018 --> 00:05:50,281 but you do owe me, like, 19 grand, 154 00:05:50,282 --> 00:05:51,827 but I'd prefer you pay me back in sex. 155 00:05:51,863 --> 00:05:53,295 Mm, that's a lot of sex. 156 00:05:53,331 --> 00:05:55,798 Okay, well, how about we just share it, then? 157 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:58,334 We could spend it on something nice like a trip. 158 00:05:58,369 --> 00:06:01,070 Ooh, I have always wanted to go to Florida. 159 00:06:01,105 --> 00:06:03,890 Like the Florida from the news? 160 00:06:03,891 --> 00:06:04,907 Well, if you ignore all the people, 161 00:06:04,908 --> 00:06:06,406 it's basically Hawaii. 162 00:06:07,111 --> 00:06:09,512 So I was able to get my dad's phone number from his Facebook. 163 00:06:09,547 --> 00:06:11,340 Luckily, old people still trust the internet. 164 00:06:11,649 --> 00:06:13,716 - Cool. - And I'm here for support. 165 00:06:13,751 --> 00:06:15,864 No. You're gonna call him. 166 00:06:16,420 --> 00:06:18,799 Look, my dad... scum of the earth, 167 00:06:18,863 --> 00:06:20,963 human equivalent of a Band-Aid in a salad... 168 00:06:21,225 --> 00:06:22,658 left me 23 years ago. 169 00:06:22,693 --> 00:06:24,360 He deserves to suffer. 170 00:06:24,395 --> 00:06:26,395 So you're gonna call him 171 00:06:26,430 --> 00:06:29,465 and tell him you're my friend Sandra Johnson from work. 172 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:30,766 Sandra Johnson? 173 00:06:30,802 --> 00:06:34,170 Kaluiokalani sounds made-up. Anyway, just tell him I'm dead. 174 00:06:34,205 --> 00:06:35,253 What? 175 00:06:35,392 --> 00:06:36,458 Hello? 176 00:06:36,459 --> 00:06:40,576 Uh, this is Sandra Johnson. 177 00:06:40,611 --> 00:06:43,317 I work with your daughter Dina at Cloud 9, 178 00:06:43,318 --> 00:06:47,091 and I just wanted to tell you that Dina... 179 00:06:48,452 --> 00:06:49,618 passed away. 180 00:06:49,654 --> 00:06:51,287 What? 181 00:06:51,322 --> 00:06:53,859 Yeah, I'm sorry. She's dead. 182 00:06:54,058 --> 00:06:58,027 Oh, God. 183 00:06:58,062 --> 00:07:00,930 Actually, she's not dead. 184 00:07:00,965 --> 00:07:02,264 - What? - Nope. 185 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:03,933 She's dying. 186 00:07:03,968 --> 00:07:05,334 Dead. Fully dead. 187 00:07:05,369 --> 00:07:07,002 The doctor said she stabilized 188 00:07:07,038 --> 00:07:09,172 and she might pull through. 189 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:11,846 But I think they were just trying to be nice. 190 00:07:11,882 --> 00:07:13,661 They seemed like liars. 191 00:07:14,011 --> 00:07:16,111 I'm sorry, what are you... 192 00:07:16,147 --> 00:07:17,257 Damn it, Sandra. 193 00:07:17,258 --> 00:07:18,928 If you can't even convince my dad I'm dead, 194 00:07:18,929 --> 00:07:20,929 what the hell can you do? 195 00:07:24,308 --> 00:07:25,674 Hi, Sandra? 196 00:07:25,709 --> 00:07:27,008 Sandra Johnson? 197 00:07:27,467 --> 00:07:28,473 Yes? 198 00:07:28,474 --> 00:07:29,545 Yeah, we talked earlier on the phone. 199 00:07:29,546 --> 00:07:31,285 I'm Dina's dad, Howard. 200 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:33,428 I... I called the number back and they gave me the store address. 201 00:07:33,429 --> 00:07:35,134 The app said it was a 47-minute drive. 202 00:07:35,135 --> 00:07:37,413 - I made it in 40 flat. - Congrats. 203 00:07:37,414 --> 00:07:39,414 Our conversation left me with more than a few questions. 204 00:07:39,449 --> 00:07:41,783 I mean, she's dead? She's dying... 205 00:07:41,818 --> 00:07:45,554 Sir, the truth is, Dina's fine. 206 00:07:45,589 --> 00:07:48,990 She wanted me to fake her death to make you feel bad. 207 00:07:51,361 --> 00:07:52,506 Well, I guess, uh, 208 00:07:53,630 --> 00:07:55,330 can't say I don't deserve it. 209 00:07:55,365 --> 00:07:58,157 I'm no golden jackal when it comes to parenting. 210 00:07:59,036 --> 00:08:02,604 They're incredible fathers. Is Dina in the store? 211 00:08:02,639 --> 00:08:07,008 Yes, but small heads-up. She's very angry. 212 00:08:07,044 --> 00:08:08,743 If she goes for a choke hold, 213 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:11,119 it's best to just pretend you've passed out, okay? 214 00:08:14,002 --> 00:08:15,099 Dad? 215 00:08:21,725 --> 00:08:23,792 Now that everything's out in the open, 216 00:08:23,827 --> 00:08:25,493 my name isn't actually Sandra Johnson. 217 00:08:25,529 --> 00:08:27,462 It's Sandra Kaluiokalani. 218 00:08:27,497 --> 00:08:29,831 Yeah, sure it is. 219 00:08:29,866 --> 00:08:32,701 "Florida man cuts nose off with samurai sword." 220 00:08:32,736 --> 00:08:35,003 We're going to the other coast. 221 00:08:35,038 --> 00:08:36,871 Jonah, look. 222 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:39,374 I was just in softlines, and then suddenly, 223 00:08:39,409 --> 00:08:40,709 out of nowhere, boom. 224 00:08:40,744 --> 00:08:43,017 This bottle of Mr. Clean appeared. 225 00:08:43,538 --> 00:08:44,965 Myrtle always said that Mr. Clean 226 00:08:44,966 --> 00:08:46,393 was her celebrity crush. 227 00:08:46,394 --> 00:08:48,483 She called him, "My big white genie." 228 00:08:48,518 --> 00:08:52,158 Oh, yeah. That sounds familiar, I think. 229 00:08:52,245 --> 00:08:54,656 Look, I know she means well leaving all these signs 230 00:08:54,691 --> 00:08:56,057 to let me know she's still around, 231 00:08:56,093 --> 00:08:59,394 but it just makes me miss her more. 232 00:08:59,429 --> 00:09:01,796 You shouldn't outlive your employees. 233 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:04,366 It's not right. It's not natural. 234 00:09:04,401 --> 00:09:07,669 You know what, Glenn? You should take the money. 235 00:09:07,704 --> 00:09:09,345 - What? - Really? 236 00:09:09,346 --> 00:09:13,541 Yeah, you were so close with Myrtle and you deserve it. 237 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:15,683 She wrote my name on the envelope, 238 00:09:15,713 --> 00:09:17,646 but who knows who she could've meant, you know? 239 00:09:17,681 --> 00:09:19,581 Could've been you. 240 00:09:19,616 --> 00:09:22,651 Oh, my God. Thank you. 241 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,095 You know, I think you giving me this money 242 00:09:25,136 --> 00:09:27,169 is another sign from Myrtle. 243 00:09:27,204 --> 00:09:30,205 Or maybe it's just a nice thing that I'm doing but enjoy. 244 00:09:30,241 --> 00:09:32,007 It's yours. 245 00:09:33,711 --> 00:09:36,678 The colors are packaged so you know they go together. 246 00:09:36,714 --> 00:09:38,113 It takes out all the think work. 247 00:09:38,149 --> 00:09:40,182 I could use a little less think work. 248 00:09:40,217 --> 00:09:41,541 I'll take one. 249 00:09:43,001 --> 00:09:45,020 - Thank you, baby. - Mm-hmm. 250 00:09:45,055 --> 00:09:47,823 Wait, you made all that money today? 251 00:09:47,858 --> 00:09:51,827 Uh-huh, and this may push me to Lucy May diamond level. 252 00:09:51,862 --> 00:09:54,296 Once you hit diamond, they send you a sweet hoodie. 253 00:09:54,331 --> 00:09:55,898 Well, it's a hoodie. 254 00:09:56,157 --> 00:09:58,557 Hey, Cheyenne, that stuff you gave me, 255 00:09:58,593 --> 00:09:59,824 the lotion or whatever? 256 00:09:59,825 --> 00:10:01,831 Isn't it the best? And it makes your hands 257 00:10:01,833 --> 00:10:03,624 smell like you just washed them with Hawaiian Punch. 258 00:10:03,713 --> 00:10:04,812 You know, I could just, like, 259 00:10:04,848 --> 00:10:06,669 buy a bottle if it'll help you out. 260 00:10:06,670 --> 00:10:08,516 - Really, Garrett? - You're buying Lucy May? 261 00:10:08,551 --> 00:10:10,311 Yeah, to help Cheyenne. 262 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:13,588 Plus, feel my hands. They're soft like puppy fur. 263 00:10:14,791 --> 00:10:16,190 I've never touched you before. 264 00:10:16,226 --> 00:10:17,602 It's weird. 265 00:10:18,228 --> 00:10:20,294 It's been a while since I've been in a store like this. 266 00:10:20,706 --> 00:10:23,965 I just get everything from Jed. He's my neighbor and a hoarder. 267 00:10:24,771 --> 00:10:26,033 - Convenient. - Yeah. 268 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,969 Look, 269 00:10:28,004 --> 00:10:30,413 for what it's worth, when I left you that day, 270 00:10:30,874 --> 00:10:32,974 I was a different man than I am now. 271 00:10:33,647 --> 00:10:35,438 I was young and stupid, 272 00:10:35,845 --> 00:10:39,781 and I had this dream of selling belt buckle knives. 273 00:10:41,651 --> 00:10:43,017 And I made that dream come true. 274 00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:45,653 Wait, that was in there this whole time? 275 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:46,854 Wow. 276 00:10:46,890 --> 00:10:48,660 Fast as lightning, but sharper. 277 00:10:49,859 --> 00:10:52,693 But I can't forgive myself for leaving you for it. 278 00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:56,374 I watched this belt buckle go from prototype to market ready, 279 00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:59,567 but I didn't see you go from pre-teen to tall lady, 280 00:10:59,602 --> 00:11:01,202 and, uh, 281 00:11:02,047 --> 00:11:03,726 well, that's not okay. 282 00:11:04,774 --> 00:11:06,655 Well, I think it's water under the bridge. 283 00:11:07,043 --> 00:11:08,142 - Really? - Yeah. 284 00:11:08,912 --> 00:11:11,004 Okay, I think I should show you around 'cause this store 285 00:11:11,005 --> 00:11:12,880 is kind of like my own personal belt buckle knife, 286 00:11:12,916 --> 00:11:15,172 though not nearly as surprising or cool. 287 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,159 Look, I know why you did it. 288 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,320 It's just that we talked about maybe sharing the money. 289 00:11:19,355 --> 00:11:20,922 No, you're right. You're right. 290 00:11:20,957 --> 00:11:22,089 I just hope that you don't go around 291 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:24,025 giving away chunks of our money for the rest of our lives. 292 00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:25,560 - Rest of our lives, huh? - What? 293 00:11:25,595 --> 00:11:27,595 No, I meant, like, for the rest of, like, 294 00:11:27,630 --> 00:11:29,030 however long this is. 295 00:11:29,065 --> 00:11:30,035 No, I get it. 296 00:11:30,036 --> 00:11:32,398 Yeah, however long this is, which if you have your way, 297 00:11:32,438 --> 00:11:35,069 - will be 1 million years. - Oh, shut up. 298 00:11:35,104 --> 00:11:38,206 Jonah, Amy, I just got off the phone with Pastor Craig, 299 00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:41,475 and we've decided what I'm gonna do with Myrtle's money. 300 00:11:41,916 --> 00:11:44,212 Oh, you and Pastor Craig decided? 301 00:11:44,247 --> 00:11:46,214 Yeah, he said that all the signs 302 00:11:46,249 --> 00:11:48,049 that Myrtle has been leaving me 303 00:11:48,084 --> 00:11:50,622 means that she hasn't ascended into heaven yet. 304 00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:53,951 But luckily for us, Pastor Craig can get her in. 305 00:11:53,987 --> 00:11:55,567 Wow, that is lucky. 306 00:11:55,568 --> 00:11:58,076 Yeah, it turns out that the amount of money 307 00:11:58,077 --> 00:12:00,625 that Myrtle left is the exact same amount 308 00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:02,521 that she needs to get into heaven. 309 00:12:03,002 --> 00:12:05,135 I mean, tell me that's not a miracle. 310 00:12:11,245 --> 00:12:12,489 Ugh. What a waste of money. 311 00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:13,780 We would spend it so much better. 312 00:12:13,815 --> 00:12:15,763 I still love the idea of a vacation. 313 00:12:15,926 --> 00:12:17,760 Wow, you're really stuck on this vacation thing. 314 00:12:17,795 --> 00:12:19,361 If there's something you're planning on asking me... 315 00:12:19,397 --> 00:12:20,529 I hate this. Please stop! 316 00:12:20,564 --> 00:12:21,697 You can do it right here in town. 317 00:12:33,677 --> 00:12:35,744 Dina, have you seen Glenn? 318 00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:36,979 Not for a while. I've been lucky. 319 00:12:37,014 --> 00:12:38,614 Thanks. 320 00:12:38,649 --> 00:12:39,982 The staff bathroom's cool, right, Dad? 321 00:12:40,017 --> 00:12:41,817 I use it all the time. No big deal. 322 00:12:41,852 --> 00:12:44,920 Oh, Dad, this is my boss, Amy. Show her your belt buckle. 323 00:12:44,955 --> 00:12:47,055 - Oh, my God. - This is... oh, Jesus. 324 00:12:47,091 --> 00:12:48,588 Fast as lightning, but sharper. 325 00:12:49,611 --> 00:12:51,088 Amy, why don't you tell my dad about 326 00:12:51,089 --> 00:12:52,581 how I'm doing as assistant manager? 327 00:12:52,582 --> 00:12:56,064 Um... oh, yeah, she is great. 328 00:12:56,100 --> 00:13:00,030 She's hard-working and dedicated 329 00:13:01,251 --> 00:13:05,253 and, um, uh, very... very serious about security. 330 00:13:05,643 --> 00:13:06,929 She tackled a guy. 331 00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:08,143 - Really? - Uh-huh. 332 00:13:08,179 --> 00:13:10,012 Yeah, I think broke his nose or... 333 00:13:10,047 --> 00:13:12,014 His jaw. Yeah, it's all part of the job. 334 00:13:12,049 --> 00:13:13,582 I mean, you can be super proud if you want, 335 00:13:13,617 --> 00:13:14,783 but that's your call. 336 00:13:14,819 --> 00:13:16,166 Thanks, Amy. 337 00:13:16,654 --> 00:13:18,734 Okay, I want in. 338 00:13:18,735 --> 00:13:20,271 You're obviously making a lot of money, 339 00:13:20,272 --> 00:13:21,927 and you know I can make you even more. 340 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:23,748 Plus, I'm dating the manager's brother, 341 00:13:23,749 --> 00:13:25,627 so I'm basically the first lady of the store. 342 00:13:25,663 --> 00:13:27,663 Wouldn't Jonah be the first lady of the store... 343 00:13:27,698 --> 00:13:29,321 Okay, it doesn't matter. 344 00:13:29,322 --> 00:13:31,862 The vision center sucks, and I need money. 345 00:13:31,916 --> 00:13:34,549 I'm running out of options, so please put me on the team. 346 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:36,705 Okay, you're in. 347 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:38,554 I'll get you some product to get you started. 348 00:13:38,555 --> 00:13:40,447 Yes! Chateo back in business. 349 00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:44,601 - What? - Chateo. 350 00:13:44,748 --> 00:13:46,648 It's the business that we were gonna start. 351 00:13:46,684 --> 00:13:49,541 Oh, I don't remember a lot of things we talk about. 352 00:13:51,755 --> 00:13:53,055 Hey, buddy. 353 00:13:53,090 --> 00:13:54,556 Oh, hey, Amy. 354 00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:57,793 Is it okay if I step out to do a wire transfer? 355 00:13:57,828 --> 00:13:59,795 Pastor Craig's on Lake Como time. 356 00:13:59,830 --> 00:14:02,743 Uh-huh, maybe. Look, Glenn, I was thinking. 357 00:14:02,744 --> 00:14:05,467 When was the last time that you got Jerusha 358 00:14:05,503 --> 00:14:07,069 something really nice? 359 00:14:07,104 --> 00:14:11,206 Oh, I bought her a bone-in parma ham last Monday. 360 00:14:11,242 --> 00:14:13,208 As far as she's concerned, that's as good as it gets. 361 00:14:13,244 --> 00:14:17,579 Uh, because we just thought it's kind of a lot of money 362 00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:19,306 to be giving to Pastor Craig. 363 00:14:19,307 --> 00:14:20,816 I thought so too at first, 364 00:14:20,851 --> 00:14:23,819 but then Pastor Craig told me about all the extras. 365 00:14:23,854 --> 00:14:25,254 - Extras? - Yeah. 366 00:14:25,289 --> 00:14:28,343 Like for $600, Myrtle can get into heaven, 367 00:14:28,344 --> 00:14:31,193 but it's, you know, regular heaven, economy class. 368 00:14:31,228 --> 00:14:32,764 But for the thousand, 369 00:14:32,896 --> 00:14:34,826 she can get into first-class heaven. 370 00:14:35,045 --> 00:14:37,445 I mean, I bet that's where the saints hang out. 371 00:14:37,635 --> 00:14:41,503 Okay, Glenn, we're not saying that... 372 00:14:41,539 --> 00:14:43,105 - it's just that... - You can't have the money. 373 00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:44,760 What? 374 00:14:44,909 --> 00:14:46,311 Dad, this is Garrett. 375 00:14:46,444 --> 00:14:47,511 Dad? 376 00:14:47,584 --> 00:14:49,351 Oh, wow, okay. Nice to meet you. 377 00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:51,013 - Yeah. - Garrett killed all my birds. 378 00:14:51,048 --> 00:14:52,714 - Oh, well... - Then he had sex with me. 379 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,709 - Okay. - Wow. Busy guy. 380 00:14:55,986 --> 00:14:58,053 Smell like Hawaiian Punch here? 381 00:14:58,088 --> 00:15:00,789 Oh, yeah. 382 00:15:00,824 --> 00:15:02,758 What is that? 383 00:15:03,174 --> 00:15:04,593 We heard about you two... 384 00:15:04,628 --> 00:15:07,062 about how you don't want Myrtle to have a good afterlife. 385 00:15:07,097 --> 00:15:08,170 What? No. 386 00:15:08,224 --> 00:15:10,700 We want her to have the best afterlife. 387 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:14,202 Oh, I see. So you want Myrtle to get into heaven. 388 00:15:14,238 --> 00:15:15,804 You just don't want to pay for it. 389 00:15:15,839 --> 00:15:17,512 It's how rich guys stay rich. 390 00:15:17,513 --> 00:15:18,950 They just hold on to their money. 391 00:15:18,976 --> 00:15:22,136 - No helping nice old ladies get to heaven. - Mm-hmm. 392 00:15:22,137 --> 00:15:25,581 No taking their best friend out for sushi on his birthday, 393 00:15:25,616 --> 00:15:27,115 even when I made the reservation. 394 00:15:27,151 --> 00:15:29,151 You can't assume someone's taking you out to dinner. 395 00:15:29,186 --> 00:15:31,086 Yeah, well, I learned that one the hard way. 396 00:15:31,121 --> 00:15:33,589 Look, buying your way into heaven, that's... 397 00:15:33,624 --> 00:15:36,521 that's just not how it works, and what is that fruity smell? 398 00:15:36,522 --> 00:15:37,491 I smell it, too. 399 00:15:37,492 --> 00:15:39,161 Definitely coming from this area. 400 00:15:39,196 --> 00:15:40,459 We're getting off track here. 401 00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:42,611 Stop complaining about some random good smell. 402 00:15:42,612 --> 00:15:45,000 Okay, do you honestly think that paying 403 00:15:45,035 --> 00:15:48,170 to get Myrtle into heaven is the best use of this money? 404 00:15:48,205 --> 00:15:49,605 - Yeah. - If that's what Myrtle wants. 405 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,107 Okay, well, if that's how everybody feels, 406 00:15:52,142 --> 00:15:53,632 why don't we all chip in? 407 00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:55,143 - You know what? - Great idea, Amy. 408 00:15:55,179 --> 00:15:58,641 I'll start. Here's 5 bucks, Kay? 409 00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:00,829 I'm onto you. 410 00:16:00,830 --> 00:16:03,018 Hey, I'd love to chip in, but I'm still paying off 411 00:16:03,053 --> 00:16:04,848 that sushi dinner I had to buy myself. 412 00:16:04,849 --> 00:16:06,355 Okay, all right, Marcus is a pass. 413 00:16:06,390 --> 00:16:08,690 - Justine? - I've just got big bills on me. 414 00:16:08,726 --> 00:16:12,294 - Oh, come on, everybody. - This is a good cause. 415 00:16:12,329 --> 00:16:14,239 Yeah, well, so far, we only have... 416 00:16:14,652 --> 00:16:16,960 wait, where's my five? Who took my five? 417 00:16:16,974 --> 00:16:18,478 I don't care what you say. 418 00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:20,542 I'm giving this money to Pastor Craig. 419 00:16:20,624 --> 00:16:22,056 - You should. - Good for you, Glenn. 420 00:16:22,206 --> 00:16:23,872 - I'm sorry. - Now I'm smelling the fruit. 421 00:16:23,907 --> 00:16:25,107 Is it coming from over there? 422 00:16:25,142 --> 00:16:27,209 - This is a joke. - We all know who it is. 423 00:16:27,244 --> 00:16:29,679 What we don't know is why. 424 00:16:30,714 --> 00:16:32,948 - Watch this, Dad. - Right in the pocket. 425 00:16:32,983 --> 00:16:35,150 That's my girl. 426 00:16:35,185 --> 00:16:38,153 Wow! Sure know how to lift that fork. 427 00:16:38,188 --> 00:16:40,769 - Take after your old man. - You want to try it? 428 00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:42,224 I won't tell the assistant manager. 429 00:16:42,259 --> 00:16:43,825 I hear she can be a bit of a hard-ass. 430 00:16:43,861 --> 00:16:46,323 You know something, Dina? 431 00:16:47,898 --> 00:16:50,232 I am really proud of the woman you've become. 432 00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:51,802 Thanks, Dad. 433 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:55,003 Yeah, I mean, seeing you today, 434 00:16:55,039 --> 00:16:56,441 I'm starting to think 435 00:16:57,274 --> 00:16:59,289 maybe it was a good thing that I left. 436 00:17:00,077 --> 00:17:02,369 Otherwise, you wouldn't be the strong woman you are today. 437 00:17:04,948 --> 00:17:06,815 Yeah. 438 00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:08,350 I hadn't thought about it that way. 439 00:17:08,385 --> 00:17:09,751 All right, let me try this, all right? 440 00:17:09,787 --> 00:17:11,386 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 441 00:17:11,422 --> 00:17:14,189 Yeah! 442 00:17:16,825 --> 00:17:18,726 Hey, Dina, your dad's looking for you. 443 00:17:18,728 --> 00:17:19,894 Uh-huh. 444 00:17:19,896 --> 00:17:21,961 Uh, so what should I tell him? 445 00:17:22,527 --> 00:17:23,531 I don't know. 446 00:17:23,533 --> 00:17:24,999 I can't hang out with my dad all day. 447 00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:26,134 I mean, I have a job. 448 00:17:26,136 --> 00:17:29,003 I have responsibilities I can't just walk away from 449 00:17:29,005 --> 00:17:30,672 because I feel like it, you know? 450 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,173 I still have to go through all the security footage 451 00:17:32,175 --> 00:17:33,905 form this morning, so... 452 00:17:34,911 --> 00:17:36,921 Oh, come on. Damn it. 453 00:17:37,847 --> 00:17:39,914 I'll... I'll tell him you're on a call. 454 00:17:42,018 --> 00:17:45,226 Don't worry. I'm in heaven now. 455 00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:48,423 Don't worry. I'm in heaven now. 456 00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,692 Guys, what is this? 457 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,260 It just started doing that a little while ago, 458 00:17:52,262 --> 00:17:53,485 and hasn't stopped. 459 00:17:53,486 --> 00:17:55,930 Did I hear her say, "I'm in heaven"? 460 00:17:55,932 --> 00:17:57,732 Yeah. Wow, Glenn. 461 00:17:57,734 --> 00:18:00,802 You were totally right about this signs thing. 462 00:18:00,804 --> 00:18:03,304 I mean... What a relief. 463 00:18:03,306 --> 00:18:07,531 Guys, I'm not the chicken that forgot his hat, okay? 464 00:18:07,532 --> 00:18:10,878 - I know you faked this. - What are you talking about? 465 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,915 I mean, come on. The editing is so choppy. 466 00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:14,949 Okay, my bad. 467 00:18:14,951 --> 00:18:17,218 In the future, I'll be better at faking miracles. 468 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:19,161 Still, it's true. 469 00:18:19,447 --> 00:18:21,623 A nice lady like Myrtle... I mean, there's no way 470 00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:23,057 she's not getting into heaven, right? 471 00:18:23,059 --> 00:18:24,826 - Definitely. - Yes, exactly. 472 00:18:24,828 --> 00:18:26,694 I mean, it only makes sense. 473 00:18:28,465 --> 00:18:30,131 But I'm still gonna give the money to Pastor Craig 474 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,698 just to be safe. 475 00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:37,071 Hey, you're still here. That's a change of pace for you. 476 00:18:37,073 --> 00:18:39,470 That's a fair joke. 477 00:18:39,471 --> 00:18:41,970 So I was thinking maybe we could have dinner tonight? 478 00:18:42,245 --> 00:18:45,079 Celebrate our reunion. You like meatball subs, right? 479 00:18:45,081 --> 00:18:47,288 I'm a vegan now, but don't beat yourself up. 480 00:18:47,684 --> 00:18:49,232 It's impossible to know stuff you weren't around for. 481 00:18:49,659 --> 00:18:50,972 So we have some catching up to do. 482 00:18:50,973 --> 00:18:52,306 No, Dad. 483 00:18:53,023 --> 00:18:56,119 It's too late. You missed everything. 484 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,259 When I was 13, I broke my arm so bad, 485 00:18:58,261 --> 00:19:00,194 they gave me my own booth at the county fair. 486 00:19:00,196 --> 00:19:03,264 I attended multiple father-daughter dances alone, 487 00:19:03,266 --> 00:19:05,933 and when I was 16, everyone made fun of me 488 00:19:05,935 --> 00:19:07,635 'cause my dad didn't buy me my first gun. 489 00:19:07,637 --> 00:19:09,137 Our neighbor Mr. Gianetti did. 490 00:19:09,139 --> 00:19:11,105 Terry Gianetti was a stand up guy. 491 00:19:11,107 --> 00:19:13,416 I had to navigate all of that without you. 492 00:19:14,344 --> 00:19:16,344 And that may be why I am so strong, 493 00:19:16,346 --> 00:19:19,391 but I am not gonna let you take credit for that, okay? 494 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,949 So I think you should leave. 495 00:19:21,951 --> 00:19:23,184 Oh, come on, Dina. 496 00:19:23,588 --> 00:19:25,872 I mean, I can't take back what I did. 497 00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,071 But I'm here now. 498 00:19:29,292 --> 00:19:31,292 What more do you want me to do? 499 00:19:31,294 --> 00:19:32,960 Do what I did. 500 00:19:32,962 --> 00:19:34,438 Figure it out. 501 00:19:38,134 --> 00:19:39,801 I was on fire. 502 00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:41,402 God, it felt so good to be out there hustling. 503 00:19:41,404 --> 00:19:44,472 Oh, and we sell a sunscreen with glitter in it. 504 00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:46,808 Corona cashes in at music festivals. 505 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:48,810 Two words. Gay pride. 506 00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:50,411 Well, pride will be here before you know it, 507 00:19:50,413 --> 00:19:52,194 so let's stock you back up. 508 00:19:53,407 --> 00:19:55,293 - That's a lot of boxes. - Yeah. 509 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,736 I had to borrow my step-dad's van to fit the rest. 510 00:19:58,922 --> 00:20:00,325 The rest? 511 00:20:01,224 --> 00:20:04,225 Yeah, so half of this is yours now, and once we sell all this, 512 00:20:04,227 --> 00:20:06,360 I'll break even and start making bank. 513 00:20:07,764 --> 00:20:10,570 Wait, so all that cash is not profit? 514 00:20:11,434 --> 00:20:12,900 Cheyenne, it's gonna be ten years 515 00:20:12,902 --> 00:20:14,268 before we make money off this. 516 00:20:14,270 --> 00:20:16,565 What? Ten years? 517 00:20:17,553 --> 00:20:19,958 What am I supposed to do with money in my 30's? 518 00:20:21,885 --> 00:20:24,927 You know it's funny we're putting Myrtle's picture up there. 519 00:20:25,174 --> 00:20:27,946 You know that in 33 years of working here 520 00:20:27,947 --> 00:20:30,639 Myrtle was never once Employee of the Month. 521 00:20:31,426 --> 00:20:33,696 But when Heaven picks an Angel of the Month, 522 00:20:33,698 --> 00:20:35,527 I know who's picture they're gonna hang. 523 00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:38,301 Do you think they'll use that picture, 524 00:20:38,302 --> 00:20:40,007 or would it be her as like a baby? 525 00:20:40,008 --> 00:20:41,631 Or like her in a Halloween costume. 526 00:20:41,632 --> 00:20:44,502 Any way uh, she will be missed. 527 00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:47,130 - To Myrtle. - To Myrtle. 528 00:20:50,505 --> 00:20:53,137 - What is this? - This is Myrtle's favorite drink. 529 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,400 Called "The Rusty Spaniard". 530 00:20:55,494 --> 00:20:57,860 I didn't realize we had gazpacho and Everclear. 531 00:21:01,274 --> 00:21:04,577 Well, it was really nice to have that money. Even for a short while. 532 00:21:04,578 --> 00:21:07,792 Yeah. I mean don't worry. I don't need like a fancy ring. 533 00:21:07,793 --> 00:21:10,244 I want you out of the house by tomorrow.