1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:02,573 Quick COVID safety reminder: 2 00:00:02,606 --> 00:00:04,653 Please stop asking customers for gum. 3 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:06,553 Actually, that's not a COVID thing. 4 00:00:06,555 --> 00:00:08,264 You should probably never do that. 5 00:00:08,497 --> 00:00:11,310 As many of you know, today is my last day. 6 00:00:11,603 --> 00:00:13,672 And given the crazy circumstances, 7 00:00:13,719 --> 00:00:15,878 Glenn has agreed to step back in as manager. 8 00:00:15,925 --> 00:00:18,269 So, yay! Glenn again! 9 00:00:19,479 --> 00:00:21,212 Guys, let's look on the bright side. 10 00:00:21,282 --> 00:00:22,648 At least we don't lose Jonah 11 00:00:22,716 --> 00:00:25,183 for another 13 days and 11 hours. 12 00:00:25,252 --> 00:00:27,953 Do you have my flight inf... Anyway, yes. 13 00:00:28,022 --> 00:00:30,650 Amy is heading out with Parker and Emma now, 14 00:00:30,696 --> 00:00:32,081 and I'm gonna tie up some loose ends, 15 00:00:32,082 --> 00:00:35,586 and then join her in that amount of time. 16 00:00:35,587 --> 00:00:37,157 I just can't believe you're actually leaving. 17 00:00:37,158 --> 00:00:38,669 I thought you and me were gonna work here 18 00:00:38,670 --> 00:00:40,568 till we got old and died together. 19 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:44,536 I mean, not here at the store. But probably. 20 00:00:44,777 --> 00:00:47,544 Nope, these two are gonna die in California. 21 00:00:47,655 --> 00:00:49,341 Of old age, hopefully, but who knows? 22 00:00:49,410 --> 00:00:51,243 I heard Long Beach is a chlamydia pocket. 23 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:53,211 - You don't die of chlamydia. - Yeah. 24 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:54,834 It just goes away on its own. 25 00:00:54,901 --> 00:00:57,449 That is not true, Marcus. 26 00:00:57,518 --> 00:01:00,959 Wow, you guys are gonna go off into the sunset, 27 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,088 - together forever. - Okay. 28 00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:05,610 - California's so lucky! - Guys, we're just moving. 29 00:01:05,726 --> 00:01:08,126 Yeah, I can see it... Jonah and Amy, 30 00:01:08,195 --> 00:01:10,996 old as hell just sitting on a porch, 31 00:01:11,065 --> 00:01:13,098 looking out at the Golden Gate. 32 00:01:13,167 --> 00:01:15,843 You know, making out under the light of the Hollywood sign. 33 00:01:15,929 --> 00:01:19,004 I have map questions, but nice. 34 00:01:19,073 --> 00:01:21,425 You guys did it. You beat the odds, 35 00:01:21,555 --> 00:01:24,432 and now you're gonna be together forever... 36 00:01:24,486 --> 00:01:26,818 Okay, we're gonna be in this meeting forever 37 00:01:26,819 --> 00:01:27,979 if you guys don't knock it off. 38 00:01:28,048 --> 00:01:29,715 So Sandra, you're cleaning carts. 39 00:01:29,783 --> 00:01:32,384 Her last time handing out assignments! 40 00:01:32,453 --> 00:01:34,519 Sarah, you're repricing maternity wear in Softlines. 41 00:01:34,588 --> 00:01:37,707 Her last time asking Sarah to reprice maternity in Softlines. 42 00:01:37,708 --> 00:01:39,159 Brett, if you could please be... 43 00:01:39,161 --> 00:01:40,894 - This is history! - On toilet duty... Glenn! 44 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,375 All right, let's talk going away party. 45 00:01:50,398 --> 00:01:52,037 I want to lower your expectations. 46 00:01:52,106 --> 00:01:54,392 We have some mylar balloons, no helium. 47 00:01:55,008 --> 00:01:57,242 - Hey, close the door. - Oh, yeah. 48 00:01:59,446 --> 00:02:03,248 So, this might be nothing, but a couple days ago, 49 00:02:03,317 --> 00:02:05,117 I realized that this turquoise ring 50 00:02:05,185 --> 00:02:07,185 I keep on my bedside table disappeared. 51 00:02:07,254 --> 00:02:09,020 Oh, so Emma started stealing from you? 52 00:02:09,089 --> 00:02:12,557 - For drugs probably. - No, I-I think Jonah took it. 53 00:02:12,626 --> 00:02:15,026 - For drugs. - No, no drugs. 54 00:02:15,095 --> 00:02:17,159 I think he took it to get my ring size. 55 00:02:17,985 --> 00:02:19,592 For an engagement ring. 56 00:02:20,583 --> 00:02:22,583 - Oh! - Eh... 57 00:02:22,652 --> 00:02:23,884 What is that? 58 00:02:23,953 --> 00:02:25,499 I thought you inexplicably loved him. 59 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,534 I do, I do, I love him. 60 00:02:27,535 --> 00:02:30,558 I Just... I just don't know if we're there yet. 61 00:02:30,581 --> 00:02:32,271 I mean, I was already nervous about 62 00:02:32,273 --> 00:02:33,962 this big move across the country, 63 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:36,141 and now everybody's talking about forever... 64 00:02:36,142 --> 00:02:37,580 You don't have to get married right away. 65 00:02:37,581 --> 00:02:38,613 Wait a couple years. 66 00:02:38,648 --> 00:02:39,815 Oh, we could have a double wedding. 67 00:02:39,816 --> 00:02:41,416 The theme is winter lumber mill. 68 00:02:41,484 --> 00:02:42,583 It's not negotiable. 69 00:02:42,652 --> 00:02:44,552 I'll think about it. 70 00:02:44,554 --> 00:02:46,954 It's just this move is a lot of pressure on the relationship. 71 00:02:47,090 --> 00:02:48,556 And what if it doesn't work out? 72 00:02:48,625 --> 00:02:50,508 Jonah's uprooting his whole life for me. 73 00:02:50,509 --> 00:02:51,692 That may not be true. 74 00:02:51,761 --> 00:02:53,728 That place is a land of liberal, small-boned men 75 00:02:53,797 --> 00:02:57,287 who drink kombucha and collect sea glass without shame. 76 00:02:57,288 --> 00:02:59,839 Chances are, Jonah would end up in California eventually. 77 00:03:00,370 --> 00:03:03,198 Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. 78 00:03:03,412 --> 00:03:05,880 Maybe this isn't all about me. I mean, get over yourself, Amy. 79 00:03:06,242 --> 00:03:08,075 - And the ring... - Emma has a drug problem. 80 00:03:08,144 --> 00:03:09,577 Okay, thank you. 81 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:13,478 Hey, do we think moccasins are cultural appropriation? 82 00:03:13,479 --> 00:03:14,615 I feel like I can pull them off. 83 00:03:14,684 --> 00:03:17,285 And in a warm, dry climate, you can rock mocs year-round. 84 00:03:17,353 --> 00:03:18,686 Rock mocs? 85 00:03:18,755 --> 00:03:20,760 California Jonah's gonna be a lot. 86 00:03:21,077 --> 00:03:23,983 Hey, so I know you're gonna make fun of me or whatever, 87 00:03:24,013 --> 00:03:27,514 but I just wanted you to know that I'm gonna miss you. 88 00:03:29,699 --> 00:03:33,434 - I'm gonna miss you too. - Okay, there it is. 89 00:03:33,627 --> 00:03:36,504 Ha ha, I showed my emotions, so I'm a loser. 90 00:03:36,573 --> 00:03:38,808 - No, man, I'm being serious. You're a good guy. 91 00:03:38,860 --> 00:03:40,293 Yeah, okay, all right. Yeah, yeah. 92 00:03:40,362 --> 00:03:41,561 You know what I'm not gonna miss? 93 00:03:41,630 --> 00:03:44,898 This... this... this whole firing squad of sarcasm. 94 00:03:44,967 --> 00:03:47,767 No, I'm being serious. Look, it's been a crazy year. 95 00:03:47,836 --> 00:03:49,669 I've taken some stock of my life, 96 00:03:49,738 --> 00:03:51,438 and I'm glad I got to know you. 97 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:55,506 Oh, wow. Really? 98 00:03:55,677 --> 00:03:56,705 Yeah. 99 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,769 Ah! Ha ha! 100 00:03:59,770 --> 00:04:00,900 You almost had me! 101 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:03,983 [bleep] you, dude! [Bleep] you! 102 00:04:05,654 --> 00:04:07,287 Come in. 103 00:04:07,356 --> 00:04:09,689 Hey, hey, Matt... oh, wow! 104 00:04:09,758 --> 00:04:11,891 So cute and cozy in here! 105 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,728 I bet this is what Santa's toy workshop looks like. 106 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:15,996 Well, not the main floor, 107 00:04:16,064 --> 00:04:17,697 but, you know, payroll or something. 108 00:04:17,766 --> 00:04:19,366 Thanks! 109 00:04:19,434 --> 00:04:20,600 Oh, by the way, 110 00:04:20,669 --> 00:04:22,769 thanks for keeping this little assistant arrangement going. 111 00:04:22,838 --> 00:04:24,771 I know it's kind of unusual. 112 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:27,440 Of course, and I won't change a thing, 113 00:04:27,509 --> 00:04:29,509 because I wanna help you too. 114 00:04:29,771 --> 00:04:31,906 And also I don't totally understand 115 00:04:31,907 --> 00:04:33,406 what you and Amy came up with. 116 00:04:33,475 --> 00:04:35,576 - I appreciate it. - Oh, now business. 117 00:04:35,577 --> 00:04:38,114 I was thinking of doing a little slideshow 118 00:04:38,115 --> 00:04:40,909 for Amy's goodbye party, and I was hoping that you could 119 00:04:40,910 --> 00:04:43,468 come up with some electronic photos of her time here. 120 00:04:43,996 --> 00:04:45,519 You know the type of photos I mean? 121 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,464 Like, you can't hold them in your hand. 122 00:04:47,470 --> 00:04:49,472 I do. And happy to. 123 00:04:49,749 --> 00:04:50,756 Oh, hey! 124 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:54,303 Maybe we could videotape people saying goodbye to Amy, 125 00:04:54,304 --> 00:04:55,825 and then take those video clips 126 00:04:55,826 --> 00:04:57,671 and, like, put them next to each other. 127 00:04:57,791 --> 00:05:01,363 Like, but when one would stop, the other one would begin, 128 00:05:01,432 --> 00:05:03,732 - sort of like a parade. - Yes, I get it, yeah. 129 00:05:03,801 --> 00:05:05,775 Please stop. This is hurting me. 130 00:05:07,304 --> 00:05:09,370 Sandra, just a heads-up, with Amy leaving, 131 00:05:09,371 --> 00:05:11,274 you're on track to being my best friend in the store. 132 00:05:11,275 --> 00:05:12,117 - Really? - Yeah. 133 00:05:12,118 --> 00:05:13,915 Obviously, I'm not thrilled with this situation, 134 00:05:13,916 --> 00:05:15,270 so I am interviewing other candidates, 135 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:17,237 but if I crap out, it's you. 136 00:05:17,671 --> 00:05:19,138 Understood. Good luck. 137 00:05:19,825 --> 00:05:21,569 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 138 00:05:21,594 --> 00:05:22,640 Where are you going? You're not done here. 139 00:05:22,641 --> 00:05:24,337 You think corona just sticks to the handles? 140 00:05:24,338 --> 00:05:25,987 You think it plays by your rules? 141 00:05:25,988 --> 00:05:27,966 Put some elbow grease into it, for God's sake! 142 00:05:27,967 --> 00:05:29,998 - What's wrong with you? - Sorry, sorry. 143 00:05:30,823 --> 00:05:32,797 Anyway, I'll keep you posted on the best friend thing. 144 00:05:36,168 --> 00:05:38,220 Hey, how's your last day going? 145 00:05:38,730 --> 00:05:40,375 - Exhausting. - Yeah? 146 00:05:40,376 --> 00:05:41,576 Justine made me do a bunch of 147 00:05:41,577 --> 00:05:43,580 "Charlie's Angels" pictures with her. 148 00:05:43,581 --> 00:05:45,281 Don't ask to see them. 149 00:05:45,852 --> 00:05:47,352 It's gonna be hard to leave this place, huh? 150 00:05:47,432 --> 00:05:49,699 Plus, I have all these Zephra forms I have to fill out. 151 00:05:49,722 --> 00:05:51,789 Yeah, well, your mistake was leaving with the job. 152 00:05:51,845 --> 00:05:53,474 I got nothing to sign. 153 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,960 - Kinda makes it feel very real, huh? - Yeah. 154 00:05:56,961 --> 00:05:59,294 Can't believe I'm moving out to California. 155 00:05:59,295 --> 00:06:01,369 Although part of me feels like you probably 156 00:06:01,370 --> 00:06:03,000 would've ended up out there anyway, right? 157 00:06:03,001 --> 00:06:04,768 I don't know, I never really thought about California. 158 00:06:04,769 --> 00:06:06,943 I always figured I might end up back in Chicago. 159 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:07,969 Hmm. 160 00:06:08,334 --> 00:06:12,334 Man, Zephra's life insurance policy is incredible. 161 00:06:13,579 --> 00:06:16,081 The surviving spouse makes out like a bandit. 162 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,275 If you die, I'm set for life. 163 00:06:18,277 --> 00:06:20,450 You better watch out. 164 00:06:20,693 --> 00:06:22,127 There's a lot of cliffs out there, you know? 165 00:06:22,220 --> 00:06:23,887 Two of us go hiking, 166 00:06:23,903 --> 00:06:25,683 and we get a little too close to the edge... 167 00:06:25,751 --> 00:06:27,210 Accidents happen, you know? 168 00:06:27,211 --> 00:06:28,228 If I don't shave, 169 00:06:28,229 --> 00:06:30,015 I could sell the whole grieving husband thing... 170 00:06:30,016 --> 00:06:32,082 I don't think we really have to talk about this right now. 171 00:06:33,092 --> 00:06:35,292 Yeah, no, I'm... I was just joking. 172 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:37,227 - It just... - Yeah, no, I mean, I loved it. 173 00:06:37,229 --> 00:06:38,829 You know, the whole, like, cliff thing. 174 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,962 Aah! Ha! Dead! Ha! 175 00:06:43,502 --> 00:06:45,169 - I just, I have... - yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 176 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:47,237 Yeah, sing... sign your papers. 177 00:06:51,529 --> 00:06:55,052 Maybe not best friends, right, but two levels down? 178 00:06:55,053 --> 00:06:57,040 Like we don't go out to eat lunch, 179 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,896 but sometimes we eat it here together. 180 00:06:58,897 --> 00:07:00,526 Mm, I don't really like watching you eat. 181 00:07:00,527 --> 00:07:02,666 It's not that you're bad at it. It's just... small mouth. 182 00:07:03,419 --> 00:07:04,887 What would three levels down look like? 183 00:07:04,888 --> 00:07:07,631 We eat lunch at different tables 184 00:07:07,632 --> 00:07:09,332 and kind of go, "'Sup?" 185 00:07:09,401 --> 00:07:11,667 "'Sup?" Okay, that'll be fun. 186 00:07:11,736 --> 00:07:13,236 I think that's the right level for us. 187 00:07:13,304 --> 00:07:15,571 - Great, thanks. - Thank you. 188 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:16,727 'Sup? 189 00:07:17,342 --> 00:07:19,668 To be honest, I'm not sure what's going on with Amy. 190 00:07:19,944 --> 00:07:22,211 Things have felt off recently. 191 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,981 Like, earlier, I made a joke, and she just flipped out. 192 00:07:25,049 --> 00:07:26,749 - What was the joke? - Nothing. 193 00:07:26,818 --> 00:07:28,351 It was just like how I was gonna murder her. 194 00:07:28,420 --> 00:07:30,820 - Murder her? - Yeah, like for insurance. 195 00:07:31,458 --> 00:07:33,258 Guys who look like you should not make jokes 196 00:07:33,259 --> 00:07:34,811 about murdering their girlfriends. 197 00:07:34,812 --> 00:07:37,195 I don't have a murderer face, I don't. 198 00:07:37,196 --> 00:07:38,584 No one's ever said that to me before. 199 00:07:38,585 --> 00:07:40,512 Because they don't wanna get murdered. 200 00:07:41,567 --> 00:07:43,390 Okay, when I say "Amy," 201 00:07:43,391 --> 00:07:46,084 what's a fun story that springs to mind? 202 00:07:46,639 --> 00:07:48,471 She once borrowed $30 from me 203 00:07:48,472 --> 00:07:50,586 so she could buy us a 6-foot party sub. 204 00:07:50,942 --> 00:07:53,876 Everybody said, "Oh, thank you, sweet Amy!" 205 00:07:54,045 --> 00:07:55,563 She never paid me back. 206 00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:59,309 I don't think that's a very fun story. 207 00:07:59,763 --> 00:08:03,763 Hey, Amy, it's so great that you're going to "California." 208 00:08:04,221 --> 00:08:06,322 My sister went to "California," 209 00:08:06,323 --> 00:08:08,807 and it really helped turn her life around. 210 00:08:08,808 --> 00:08:10,392 The main thing I remember about Amy 211 00:08:10,461 --> 00:08:12,294 is her and Jonah doing it on camera 212 00:08:12,296 --> 00:08:13,795 during that town hall meeting. 213 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:16,832 Free live porn? Uh, yes, please! 214 00:08:18,936 --> 00:08:20,435 Good luck drying out in there. 215 00:08:20,571 --> 00:08:22,538 In "California." 216 00:08:22,546 --> 00:08:24,212 What's your favorite memory of Amy? 217 00:08:24,214 --> 00:08:25,860 I just met her this morning, so... 218 00:08:26,911 --> 00:08:28,444 today's my first day here. 219 00:08:28,512 --> 00:08:30,179 Oh, wow, fun! 220 00:08:30,247 --> 00:08:32,214 Let's hear your hot take on Amy. 221 00:08:32,283 --> 00:08:35,184 She seems... really nice. 222 00:08:35,252 --> 00:08:37,119 Oh, could you be more specific? 223 00:08:37,188 --> 00:08:39,964 She's nice and... short. 224 00:08:40,951 --> 00:08:43,084 - This is a mistake. - Yeah, okay. 225 00:08:43,294 --> 00:08:45,227 It was nice meeting you guys. 226 00:08:45,296 --> 00:08:46,979 Hey, are these all clean? 227 00:08:47,043 --> 00:08:48,976 Yup, freshly sanitized. 228 00:08:50,761 --> 00:08:52,823 Ugh, I hate the squeakers. 229 00:08:52,857 --> 00:08:55,298 Ooh, we got a curvy one. 230 00:08:55,406 --> 00:08:56,745 Ma'am, if you could... 231 00:08:56,898 --> 00:08:58,764 you're touching all of them, it's just... 232 00:08:58,833 --> 00:09:01,300 Oh, this one's still warm. Yikes. 233 00:09:01,369 --> 00:09:02,635 Sorry. 234 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,537 Um... 235 00:09:05,203 --> 00:09:08,592 Hey, so I just wanted to apologize 236 00:09:08,593 --> 00:09:09,889 for my joke earlier. 237 00:09:09,890 --> 00:09:12,495 You know where I stand on violence against women. 238 00:09:12,564 --> 00:09:14,631 Yes, I know, you're against it, we're cool. 239 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:16,599 Okay, cool, 'cause you seemed uncomfortable, 240 00:09:16,668 --> 00:09:18,301 - and I don't wanna... - Yeah. 241 00:09:18,370 --> 00:09:20,198 It wasn't... it wasn't that. 242 00:09:20,544 --> 00:09:22,399 Um... it's just... 243 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:26,208 there's been a lot of talk about our future lately, 244 00:09:26,209 --> 00:09:27,929 and it's just a little overwhelming. 245 00:09:28,502 --> 00:09:32,502 - Oh, uh... oh, I'm sorry. I guess I'm just excited. 246 00:09:32,586 --> 00:09:35,186 No, me too! I'm... I'm excited too. 247 00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:38,143 It's just... don't you also sort of feel like, 248 00:09:38,212 --> 00:09:40,514 "Aah, I'm drowning! Ha ha!" 249 00:09:40,934 --> 00:09:42,815 Mine's kind of a purer excitement, 250 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,281 without the drowning part. 251 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:47,730 Yes... just... Jonah, please just don't listen to me, okay? 252 00:09:47,731 --> 00:09:49,837 I don't... I'm spinning out today. 253 00:09:49,838 --> 00:09:52,980 I just... the truth is, I lost a ring 254 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:55,954 and I thought you took it, and I just, like... 255 00:09:55,983 --> 00:09:57,983 I got scared that you were thinking about, like, 256 00:09:58,199 --> 00:10:00,299 - proposing to me, and... - Wow. 257 00:10:00,368 --> 00:10:01,493 What? 258 00:10:01,494 --> 00:10:03,454 I just... I didn't realize that the idea 259 00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:06,309 of, um, marrying me was so horrifying. 260 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:08,377 - No, no, that's not... - No, I mean, I'm just... I'm surprised 261 00:10:08,378 --> 00:10:10,721 because you asked me to move out with you. 262 00:10:10,722 --> 00:10:14,031 I mean, well, technically you offered to move with me. 263 00:10:14,032 --> 00:10:15,581 - Seriously? - And I love it! 264 00:10:15,650 --> 00:10:17,724 I loved the idea of you moving with me. 265 00:10:17,725 --> 00:10:20,352 I just... I didn't realize that that meant 266 00:10:20,381 --> 00:10:22,889 everything was gonna move so quickly. 267 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,325 What are you... what's... what are you doing? 268 00:10:25,326 --> 00:10:27,159 Where's... where is this coming from? 269 00:10:27,228 --> 00:10:29,672 It's just... 270 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,368 I married Adam because I felt like I had to. 271 00:10:36,437 --> 00:10:38,637 And that was the wrong thing to do. 272 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:42,706 And I just feel like this move is pushing us down this path, 273 00:10:43,023 --> 00:10:45,757 and I don't think we'd be talking about marriage 274 00:10:45,759 --> 00:10:48,059 if I didn't get this job, right? 275 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:50,785 I... 276 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:55,054 No, yeah. You're probably right. 277 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:58,662 Here is your ring back, by the way. 278 00:11:00,628 --> 00:11:02,628 Um, I'm gonna... I gotta get back to work. 279 00:11:02,697 --> 00:11:04,871 I will see you, uh, in a little bit. 280 00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:14,180 Oh, hey, I'm coming back here to do some work. 281 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,267 Uh-huh, the old "I'll check in the back for you" trick. 282 00:11:18,288 --> 00:11:19,448 It's all good. 283 00:11:19,449 --> 00:11:22,490 I kinda wanna hide away today too... it's been a rough one. 284 00:11:22,928 --> 00:11:26,457 Yeah... oh, hey, I apologize for Jonah's murder joke. 285 00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:28,647 I've been a little generous with my laughs. 286 00:11:28,648 --> 00:11:30,043 I'm just, you know, 287 00:11:30,044 --> 00:11:31,811 trying to make things nice in these last couple weeks. 288 00:11:32,237 --> 00:11:33,390 Guy's just amped up. 289 00:11:33,391 --> 00:11:35,225 I'm sure he'll level out once he gets out to California. 290 00:11:35,954 --> 00:11:38,155 Yeah, I mean, I'm not sure 291 00:11:38,224 --> 00:11:39,756 that's even happening anymore, but... 292 00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:42,188 What? Dude. 293 00:11:42,189 --> 00:11:45,128 I think he's ready for a much bigger step than I am. 294 00:11:45,197 --> 00:11:46,697 He's talking about marriage. 295 00:11:46,765 --> 00:11:48,332 I mean, you can't be that surprised 296 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,800 that the guy wants to marry you, right? 297 00:11:49,869 --> 00:11:51,922 I mean, he's been in love with you since day one. 298 00:11:52,318 --> 00:11:54,352 You remember the whole stars on the ceiling thing? 299 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,271 Of course I remember. I mean... 300 00:11:56,428 --> 00:11:58,445 which, by the way, I barely knew the guy. 301 00:11:58,446 --> 00:11:59,939 It could've been a little creepy. 302 00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:02,100 Oh, I totally see that. It's a big swing. 303 00:12:02,715 --> 00:12:03,951 But you're right. 304 00:12:04,296 --> 00:12:07,355 I mean, he's been all in since day one, 305 00:12:07,913 --> 00:12:11,913 and he has such a big heart and he's a good person and... 306 00:12:14,915 --> 00:12:16,727 God, I don't know what I'm doing. 307 00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:19,630 Well, I'm sure you'll figure something out. 308 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,018 Thanks. 309 00:12:21,789 --> 00:12:23,200 I'm gonna play this game. 310 00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:24,639 Play away. 311 00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:26,173 Best friend? Jeez! 312 00:12:26,174 --> 00:12:28,350 I'm so thrilled you thought of me. 313 00:12:28,351 --> 00:12:29,951 You're just in the running, okay? 314 00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:31,687 And with you, I'm mostly interested in your ability 315 00:12:31,688 --> 00:12:33,521 to donate any organs I may need in the future. 316 00:12:33,590 --> 00:12:35,190 Well, I hope you don't need a vagina, 317 00:12:35,258 --> 00:12:37,659 because I'll be using it. 318 00:12:37,728 --> 00:12:39,486 Also, my kidneys aren't great. 319 00:12:40,687 --> 00:12:42,738 Hi, Amy. It's Glenn. 320 00:12:43,467 --> 00:12:46,953 I just wanted to say how very proud I, 321 00:12:48,006 --> 00:12:49,568 Glenn, am of you. 322 00:12:49,673 --> 00:12:52,173 Sorry, Glenn. Um, she can see you. 323 00:12:52,242 --> 00:12:54,075 So you don't have to keep saying your name. 324 00:12:54,144 --> 00:12:57,512 Oh, of course, right. She'll know. Okay. 325 00:12:57,933 --> 00:13:00,050 Hi Amy, it's me. 326 00:13:02,719 --> 00:13:04,057 Stop. 327 00:13:06,022 --> 00:13:08,256 Hey, there you are. 328 00:13:08,925 --> 00:13:10,258 I've been looking for you. 329 00:13:10,327 --> 00:13:13,586 I wanted to say I'm sorry 330 00:13:13,588 --> 00:13:14,880 and I love you, 331 00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:16,729 and I got you something. 332 00:13:21,671 --> 00:13:23,471 - Aqua socks? - Yeah. 333 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,256 Well, I wanted to get you moccasins, 334 00:13:25,257 --> 00:13:26,540 but the only pair left in the store 335 00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:28,323 is covered with what I'm hoping is Silly Putty 336 00:13:28,324 --> 00:13:29,708 and not something from an animal. 337 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:30,765 But you get it. 338 00:13:31,618 --> 00:13:32,884 I-I actually don't. 339 00:13:32,886 --> 00:13:36,821 It means I'm excited about California, 340 00:13:36,843 --> 00:13:39,544 and you and me and us in California! 341 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:42,291 It's a gesture, Jonah. I'm gesturing. 342 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,825 I'm doing the Jonah thing. 343 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,489 Okay, so you're saying... 344 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,927 I'm saying maybe I'm wrong, and... and... and... 345 00:13:48,968 --> 00:13:51,262 and probably you're right, and we should just get married. 346 00:13:51,323 --> 00:13:53,690 Maybe not right away, or, you know, 347 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,612 maybe not for a few years, but then eventually... 348 00:13:55,614 --> 00:13:57,848 Amy, Amy, do you wanna marry me? 349 00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:59,274 Are you... 350 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,363 I'm not proposing to you. I'm asking a question. 351 00:14:01,364 --> 00:14:03,089 Do you wanna marry me? Yes or no? 352 00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:05,066 I... that's not a fair question! 353 00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:07,163 That's not fair? I'm blowing my life up for you. 354 00:14:07,164 --> 00:14:08,979 The least you could do is answer the question. 355 00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:11,048 - Do you wanna marry me? - I don't know! 356 00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,883 That's not answer! Yes or no? 357 00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:14,452 Then no! 358 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,497 No, Jonah... 359 00:14:20,886 --> 00:14:24,421 I don't know why I have to make this decision right now. 360 00:14:24,783 --> 00:14:26,583 Can't we just get to California 361 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,430 and then we'll just see how it goes? 362 00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:30,037 I'm not coming to California. 363 00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:31,561 What? 364 00:14:31,562 --> 00:14:33,610 Amy, we've been together for years. 365 00:14:34,481 --> 00:14:37,047 We live together, we work together, 366 00:14:37,048 --> 00:14:38,796 we're raising Parker together. 367 00:14:38,797 --> 00:14:41,400 I don't know what else you need to know. 368 00:14:41,401 --> 00:14:44,645 And I think I deserve a little more than just see how it goes. 369 00:14:45,558 --> 00:14:47,084 Okay, then... then... 370 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,953 then don't come to California. 371 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:51,689 We can... we can do long-distance. 372 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:54,066 We'll Zoom date, and you can have your couscous 373 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,136 - and me with my Hot Pockets... - Amy. 374 00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:58,262 Please. 375 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:01,521 I don't wanna lose you. 376 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,750 When we first met, you told me that... 377 00:15:06,059 --> 00:15:10,059 all your days felt the same, and you felt trapped. 378 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:13,175 And I don't wanna be the reason 379 00:15:13,177 --> 00:15:14,631 that you feel like that again. 380 00:15:21,328 --> 00:15:22,479 Jonah. 381 00:15:22,916 --> 00:15:24,235 What if I'm wrong? 382 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,645 What if I get out there and I realize that I made a mistake? 383 00:15:28,735 --> 00:15:30,409 I'm guessing you'll know where to find me. 384 00:15:39,285 --> 00:15:42,586 - Aqua socks, Amy? [bleep] aqua socks? 385 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,477 I hate you, 2020! 386 00:15:48,336 --> 00:15:50,624 And that's why you're the best, Amy. 387 00:15:50,873 --> 00:15:54,167 Yours, and warmest regards, 388 00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:56,543 Glenn... Sturgis. 389 00:16:05,304 --> 00:16:09,957 Hi Amy, thanks for looking out for me all these years. 390 00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:13,143 You were kinda like a second mom to me. 391 00:16:13,212 --> 00:16:15,178 You taught me so much. 392 00:16:15,247 --> 00:16:18,515 And now that you're moving away, 393 00:16:18,584 --> 00:16:20,717 it's kinda like you're saying, "Okay, Cheyenne, 394 00:16:20,719 --> 00:16:22,285 "like, you know it all now. 395 00:16:22,334 --> 00:16:23,976 You have nothing left to learn." 396 00:16:27,145 --> 00:16:29,111 You know, for me, this has always just been a job. 397 00:16:29,207 --> 00:16:31,241 - You know, a job I hated. - What? 398 00:16:31,243 --> 00:16:33,696 I'd clock in, do as little work as possible, clock out. 399 00:16:33,978 --> 00:16:36,400 And that's still gonna be the case, but... 400 00:16:37,302 --> 00:16:39,069 I'm just gonna hate it a little more without you here. 401 00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:40,438 Aww. 402 00:16:45,611 --> 00:16:46,939 - Aww. - Aww. 403 00:16:46,979 --> 00:16:49,910 Amy? I don't, uh... it doesn't ring a bell. 404 00:16:49,948 --> 00:16:51,214 There's an Amy that works here? 405 00:16:51,283 --> 00:16:52,553 Cloud 9? 406 00:16:52,951 --> 00:16:55,586 Just kidding. Dumb joke. 407 00:16:55,588 --> 00:16:58,933 Anyway, congrats. You're awesome. 408 00:16:58,934 --> 00:16:59,958 You're the best thing that ever happened to me, 409 00:16:59,959 --> 00:17:01,660 I love you, blah blah blah blah blah. 410 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:04,405 I don't really need to say goodbye, 411 00:17:04,406 --> 00:17:06,132 so I will just say, 412 00:17:06,576 --> 00:17:08,682 "See you in California." 413 00:17:08,683 --> 00:17:09,849 Can't wait. 414 00:17:09,918 --> 00:17:11,050 - Aww. - Aww. 415 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:12,585 Okay, my turn. 416 00:17:12,654 --> 00:17:14,053 Shh, guys, best part! 417 00:17:14,122 --> 00:17:17,000 Amy, you've done so much for me. 418 00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:18,988 You gave me this job, 419 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,808 you've helped me through some... 420 00:17:22,616 --> 00:17:25,541 some hard times. and if it weren't for you, 421 00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:27,800 I never would've met my boyfriend. 422 00:17:27,869 --> 00:17:29,117 Right? 423 00:17:29,118 --> 00:17:30,623 Because even though I said, 424 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,355 "Stop, I'm not gonna date your brother," 425 00:17:32,614 --> 00:17:35,373 even when it became a clear HR violation... 426 00:17:35,476 --> 00:17:36,842 - It is. - You just kept pushing. 427 00:17:37,112 --> 00:17:39,075 And, Amy, you were right. 428 00:17:39,981 --> 00:17:43,981 ♪ Who can say if I've been changed for the better? ♪ 429 00:17:45,672 --> 00:17:48,213 ♪ Because I knew you ♪ 430 00:17:48,795 --> 00:17:51,663 ♪ Because I knew you ♪ 431 00:17:52,127 --> 00:17:55,539 [harmonizing] ♪ Because I knew you ♪ 432 00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:59,910 ♪ I have been changed ♪ 433 00:18:01,402 --> 00:18:03,478 ♪ For good ♪ 434 00:18:04,914 --> 00:18:06,676 - That'll do, pig. - Excuse me? 435 00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:16,311 Oh, wow. All packed up. 436 00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:17,925 Yup, just about. 437 00:18:17,941 --> 00:18:19,906 Well, I wanted to give you something. 438 00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:25,454 Aww, that's pretty. Thank you. 439 00:18:25,508 --> 00:18:26,577 It's Myrtle. 440 00:18:27,063 --> 00:18:29,656 Remember how she always wanted to go out to California? 441 00:18:29,657 --> 00:18:31,031 So I talked to her family, 442 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,133 and they said you can take her out there. 443 00:18:33,202 --> 00:18:35,169 You know, make her dreams come true. 444 00:18:35,238 --> 00:18:37,705 Oh, that's really sweet, actually. 445 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,414 Yeah, her sister said you got about a third of her in there. 446 00:18:40,892 --> 00:18:41,939 - Oh. - Yeah. 447 00:18:41,975 --> 00:18:43,050 And... and... 448 00:18:44,461 --> 00:18:46,160 I also wanted to give you this. 449 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:52,993 An I-9? Thank you. 450 00:18:53,062 --> 00:18:56,864 It's your I-9 from when you were a summer hire, remember? 451 00:18:56,933 --> 00:19:00,434 And now here we are, 17 years later, 452 00:19:00,503 --> 00:19:02,903 and you're off to some fancy corporate job. 453 00:19:03,347 --> 00:19:05,406 I couldn't be prouder. 454 00:19:05,474 --> 00:19:07,228 I can't believe you saved this. 455 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:10,945 Well, I always knew you were gonna be special. 456 00:19:13,122 --> 00:19:15,722 Also, I saved everyone's, for auditing purposes. 457 00:19:15,985 --> 00:19:18,285 Well, it's still very cool. 458 00:19:20,156 --> 00:19:22,690 It's gonna be really weird not seeing your face, 459 00:19:22,758 --> 00:19:25,950 'cause your face has just always been there. 460 00:19:33,402 --> 00:19:34,673 - Not yet! - Okay. 461 00:19:46,015 --> 00:19:47,448 Wow. 462 00:19:50,019 --> 00:19:52,019 It's a going-away present from me and Bo. 463 00:19:52,021 --> 00:19:54,054 We found a ton of fireworks at the dump. 464 00:19:54,190 --> 00:19:57,925 Ohh, Cheyenne, that's really sweet, thank you. 465 00:19:58,961 --> 00:20:00,728 You know you can call me, right? 466 00:20:00,796 --> 00:20:02,930 - For anything. - Oh, yeah. 467 00:20:02,999 --> 00:20:04,765 I probably won't call you, though. 468 00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:06,456 I'll just text, if that's okay. 469 00:20:06,936 --> 00:20:08,903 Yeah, no, I... that's what I meant. 470 00:20:08,971 --> 00:20:11,071 Okay. Ooh, I'm empty. 471 00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:12,895 Go get it. 472 00:20:20,049 --> 00:20:21,340 - Hey. - Hey. 473 00:20:21,341 --> 00:20:23,317 How's the search going? 474 00:20:23,318 --> 00:20:24,919 Eh, kinda striking out. 475 00:20:24,947 --> 00:20:26,514 I'm staring down the barrel of Sandra right now, 476 00:20:26,515 --> 00:20:28,182 so I think I may have to resort to the night shift. 477 00:20:28,591 --> 00:20:30,470 - Yikes. - How are you doing? 478 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,572 The whole Jonah thing? 479 00:20:33,029 --> 00:20:34,445 Feels pretty bad. 480 00:20:34,864 --> 00:20:36,854 But also not wrong, so... 481 00:20:37,934 --> 00:20:39,204 I'll miss him. 482 00:20:40,477 --> 00:20:41,503 I'll miss you. 483 00:20:41,963 --> 00:20:43,092 Yeah. 484 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,866 You know, the harder I try to replace you, 485 00:20:45,908 --> 00:20:47,444 the more I realize that, uh, 486 00:20:48,817 --> 00:20:50,444 maybe you're not replaceable. 487 00:20:50,513 --> 00:20:52,680 I don't know. I'm probably wrong. 488 00:20:52,748 --> 00:20:54,181 Yeah, just tired or something. 489 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,676 That's... that's probably it. 490 00:20:56,677 --> 00:20:58,325 Yeah, I mean, we're still gonna see each other. 491 00:20:58,326 --> 00:20:59,950 Sure, I mean, I'm never going to California, 492 00:20:59,951 --> 00:21:01,522 but we can meet in Fort Collins. 493 00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:02,770 It's a deal. 494 00:21:06,562 --> 00:21:08,296 Thought you might need something a little stronger. 495 00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:12,477 Thanks. 496 00:21:12,849 --> 00:21:14,649 Want me to start talking trash about her? 497 00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:16,300 No, man, come on. 498 00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:20,916 Maybe tomorrow. 499 00:21:45,298 --> 00:21:48,394 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com