1 00:00:00,781 --> 00:00:03,015 Can we please try and shoo the toddlers away 2 00:00:03,051 --> 00:00:04,684 from the sunglasses stand? 3 00:00:04,719 --> 00:00:06,519 I know that's where they all like to go, 4 00:00:06,554 --> 00:00:08,821 but we're getting a lot of damage there. 5 00:00:08,857 --> 00:00:11,057 Also from the lower yogurts. 6 00:00:11,092 --> 00:00:13,693 They tend to just want to put their fingers in. 7 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:16,238 Something going on with you and Dina? 8 00:00:16,338 --> 00:00:19,205 No. What? No. 9 00:00:19,241 --> 00:00:20,507 I don't know, man, you guys are exchanging 10 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:21,775 little peek-a-boo glances, 11 00:00:21,810 --> 00:00:23,943 and it's making me uncomfortable. 12 00:00:23,979 --> 00:00:25,245 Okay. The other night, 13 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,980 when we were all locked in the store, 14 00:00:27,015 --> 00:00:29,315 Dina kind of... came on to me. 15 00:00:29,351 --> 00:00:30,784 - Wow. - Yeah, right? 16 00:00:30,819 --> 00:00:33,653 I didn't know Dina was into fancy little porcelain doll-men. 17 00:00:33,688 --> 00:00:36,856 So, while we haven't caught the raccoon yet, 18 00:00:36,892 --> 00:00:40,427 I do feel that we're starting to have a better understanding 19 00:00:40,462 --> 00:00:42,429 of his patterns. 20 00:00:42,464 --> 00:00:43,663 So, you tap that? 21 00:00:43,698 --> 00:00:45,198 No, I felt bad. 22 00:00:45,233 --> 00:00:48,301 And I told her that I wasn't comfortable 23 00:00:48,336 --> 00:00:49,903 dating a supervisor, 24 00:00:49,938 --> 00:00:52,739 and she was cool with it. 25 00:00:52,774 --> 00:00:54,174 Quick thinking. 26 00:00:54,209 --> 00:00:58,344 Moving on, one final announcement from Dina. 27 00:00:58,380 --> 00:01:01,080 [clears throat] Effective immediately, 28 00:01:01,116 --> 00:01:02,549 I will be stepping down from my position 29 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:05,118 of assistant manager to associate level 30 00:01:05,153 --> 00:01:09,722 so that I may concentrate on... personal matters. 31 00:01:09,758 --> 00:01:11,191 Well, I think I speak for everyone 32 00:01:11,226 --> 00:01:13,359 when I say that's really, really sad. 33 00:01:13,395 --> 00:01:14,994 I know that I'm gonna miss 34 00:01:15,030 --> 00:01:17,063 your constant criticism of me a lot. 35 00:01:17,098 --> 00:01:18,398 I'm gonna miss that too. 36 00:01:18,433 --> 00:01:20,567 Sure there's nothing we can say to make you stay? 37 00:01:20,602 --> 00:01:21,568 Well, you know, there's always... 38 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:23,536 Oh, too bad, so sad. 39 00:01:23,572 --> 00:01:25,104 Well, let's have an extra fun chant. 40 00:01:25,140 --> 00:01:26,573 Come on, give me a C! 41 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:27,574 All: C! 42 00:01:27,616 --> 00:01:29,650 Why can't I stop smiling? 43 00:01:29,650 --> 00:01:34,550 - Synced and corrected by hawken45 - - www.addic7ed.com - 44 00:01:35,088 --> 00:01:37,389 I can't believe she's stepping down. 45 00:01:37,424 --> 00:01:41,059 Hmm. I wonder what her personal matters could be. 46 00:01:41,094 --> 00:01:42,928 Hey, Jonah. You got any ideas? 47 00:01:42,963 --> 00:01:45,430 Me? No, I don't... Mm-mm. 48 00:01:45,465 --> 00:01:47,199 Are her birds okay? 49 00:01:47,234 --> 00:01:49,601 Has anybody checked the live webcam? 50 00:01:49,636 --> 00:01:52,604 Maybe she has gambling debts and she had to take time off 51 00:01:52,639 --> 00:01:56,208 to do favors for the mob boss that she owes money to. 52 00:01:56,243 --> 00:01:59,978 [gasps] Or maybe it's something else. 53 00:02:00,013 --> 00:02:02,180 No, I wonder who's gonna replace her. 54 00:02:02,410 --> 00:02:04,910 A lot of people have been suggesting it should be me. 55 00:02:04,945 --> 00:02:06,011 Kind of a groundswell. 56 00:02:06,046 --> 00:02:07,579 You know, she did mention a few weeks ago 57 00:02:07,615 --> 00:02:09,314 that her grandmother was sick. 58 00:02:09,349 --> 00:02:11,983 Oh, that's great! 59 00:02:12,019 --> 00:02:15,053 No, I didn't mean... No, it's, uh... 60 00:02:15,089 --> 00:02:17,022 I was just saying, you know, like, if I get that age, 61 00:02:17,057 --> 00:02:19,391 somebody put a bullet in me. [chuckles] 62 00:02:20,795 --> 00:02:22,127 [The Fixx's "One Thing Leads to Another" playing] 63 00:02:22,162 --> 00:02:24,228 ♪ Do what they say, say what you mean ♪ 64 00:02:24,265 --> 00:02:26,465 ♪ One thing leads to another♪ 65 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:27,833 ♪ You told me something...♪ 66 00:02:29,669 --> 00:02:31,736 I'm here, reporting for duty. 67 00:02:31,771 --> 00:02:34,505 Oh, you're gonna be working here? 68 00:02:34,542 --> 00:02:35,741 With me? 69 00:02:35,775 --> 00:02:37,542 Yep. But I don't want this to be awkward for you 70 00:02:37,578 --> 00:02:38,911 just because I used to be above you, 71 00:02:38,946 --> 00:02:41,580 so go ahead, boss lady. 72 00:02:41,615 --> 00:02:43,348 Tell me what to do. 73 00:02:43,383 --> 00:02:46,451 Okay, well, I'm the boss now, 74 00:02:46,487 --> 00:02:48,120 so you better do what I say. 75 00:02:48,154 --> 00:02:50,701 I make that joke. You don't make that joke. 76 00:02:52,226 --> 00:02:56,128 Okay, where do we start? Look at all these fun colors. 77 00:02:56,163 --> 00:02:57,362 [knocking on door] 78 00:02:57,397 --> 00:02:59,230 Hey, Glenn, you wanted to see me? 79 00:02:59,265 --> 00:03:03,501 Amy, come look out this window with me. 80 00:03:03,537 --> 00:03:06,171 See, most people would see a loading dock, 81 00:03:06,207 --> 00:03:07,406 but I see a... 82 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:09,340 I don't want to be Assistant Manager. 83 00:03:09,375 --> 00:03:11,375 But you didn't even look out the window. 84 00:03:11,411 --> 00:03:15,580 I know. Look, I really appreciate the offer, I do. 85 00:03:15,616 --> 00:03:18,717 But it's basically more work for the same amount of money. 86 00:03:18,751 --> 00:03:21,052 Since when have you been in this for the money? 87 00:03:21,087 --> 00:03:22,587 Pretty much from day one. 88 00:03:22,622 --> 00:03:23,921 Oh! 89 00:03:23,957 --> 00:03:25,590 Things are crazy for me right now. 90 00:03:25,626 --> 00:03:27,693 I'm taking these night college courses... 91 00:03:27,728 --> 00:03:28,994 I can't. 92 00:03:29,028 --> 00:03:32,663 Okay. I'll figure something out, I guess... 93 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:36,068 but at least come over and look out the window with me. 94 00:03:39,707 --> 00:03:41,607 [hydraulic brakes hissing] 95 00:03:42,942 --> 00:03:44,408 It is a nice loading dock. 96 00:03:44,444 --> 00:03:47,044 It's a nice loading dock. 97 00:03:48,014 --> 00:03:49,113 Good morning, Ma'am. 98 00:03:49,149 --> 00:03:52,251 Do you want to not look so tired? 99 00:03:52,286 --> 00:03:54,419 Your loss. 100 00:03:54,455 --> 00:03:56,388 Hey, you. Where have you been? 101 00:03:56,422 --> 00:03:58,689 Me... oh, big store. You know, I... 102 00:03:58,726 --> 00:04:00,459 Sometimes I'll run into people, and they'll say, 103 00:04:00,494 --> 00:04:02,194 "Hey, have you been on vacation?" 104 00:04:02,229 --> 00:04:04,663 and I'll be like, "Nah, I was here the whole time." 105 00:04:04,697 --> 00:04:07,465 I love how you observe things. 106 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:10,201 Yeah. Listen, Dina, the... 107 00:04:10,236 --> 00:04:11,969 - Do you like risotto? - Huh? 108 00:04:12,005 --> 00:04:13,204 I make a nice risotto. I was thinking 109 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:14,640 if you wanted to come over later tonight, 110 00:04:14,682 --> 00:04:15,858 I could make us some. 111 00:04:15,858 --> 00:04:18,359 And I have "Hoosiers" on Blu-ray. 112 00:04:18,393 --> 00:04:22,128 Well, that sounds like a great evening. 113 00:04:22,164 --> 00:04:25,031 Yeah. Gene Hackman, so... 114 00:04:25,067 --> 00:04:29,341 Right. Dina, do you think this is really a good idea? 115 00:04:29,451 --> 00:04:32,285 You know, the whole giving up your job thing? 116 00:04:32,321 --> 00:04:33,553 Oh, quitting that job 117 00:04:33,589 --> 00:04:35,155 was the best thing that's ever happened to me. 118 00:04:35,190 --> 00:04:36,690 - It was? - Heck, yeah. 119 00:04:36,725 --> 00:04:38,925 I was getting a stress rash in the shape of Abraham Lincoln. 120 00:04:38,961 --> 00:04:39,993 But now it's disappearing. 121 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:42,162 I mean, his hat's almost completely gone. 122 00:04:42,197 --> 00:04:43,563 Why am I going on about it? 123 00:04:43,599 --> 00:04:46,166 I mean, you're gonna see it soon enough. 124 00:04:46,201 --> 00:04:48,902 Um... 125 00:04:48,937 --> 00:04:50,437 But... 126 00:04:50,472 --> 00:04:52,039 I needed a change, honestly. 127 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:54,541 Ever since my Nana died, I've just been in such a rut. 128 00:04:54,576 --> 00:04:57,878 Oh, no, I'm s... I didn't... I'm so sorry. 129 00:04:57,913 --> 00:04:59,346 Yeah, sweet lady. 130 00:04:59,381 --> 00:05:01,048 But it was probably for the best, though. 131 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:02,449 - I'm sure. - I mean, she would not 132 00:05:02,484 --> 00:05:04,451 have been cool with the whole... 133 00:05:04,486 --> 00:05:06,053 I don't really know how else to say it... 134 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:08,455 Jewishness of this relationship. 135 00:05:08,490 --> 00:05:10,924 Uh, the relationship [clears throat] 136 00:05:10,959 --> 00:05:12,559 Is something that we should talk about. 137 00:05:12,594 --> 00:05:14,828 Yeah. You know, I'm not normally an insecure person, 138 00:05:14,863 --> 00:05:16,863 but now that it's all out in the open, I gotta tell you, 139 00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:18,899 there was a couple of times where I thought, 140 00:05:18,934 --> 00:05:21,401 "Am I being delusional?" "Does he even like me?" 141 00:05:21,437 --> 00:05:23,236 "Like, I think he does." [laughs] 142 00:05:23,272 --> 00:05:27,040 Or is he just stringing me along like some sociopath?" 143 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:30,544 [forced laugh] Yeah, no. 144 00:05:30,579 --> 00:05:33,213 Nope, nope, that's not me. I'm not a psychopath. 145 00:05:33,248 --> 00:05:34,981 - Sociopath. - What's even the difference? 146 00:05:35,017 --> 00:05:36,349 A psychopath doesn't have a conscience. 147 00:05:36,385 --> 00:05:37,718 A sociopath knows what he's doing is wrong 148 00:05:37,753 --> 00:05:39,286 but does it anyway. 149 00:05:39,321 --> 00:05:40,670 8:00 tonight? 150 00:05:41,824 --> 00:05:43,023 I can't say no. 151 00:05:43,047 --> 00:05:44,504 [Laughs] 152 00:05:44,505 --> 00:05:47,573 Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave. 153 00:05:47,601 --> 00:05:48,934 [thud] 154 00:05:48,969 --> 00:05:50,869 God, you look exhausted too. 155 00:05:51,124 --> 00:05:54,842 So I realized the answer to our assistant manager problem 156 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:58,839 has been right in front of us, literally forever. 157 00:06:00,141 --> 00:06:02,175 You're gonna promote Myrtle? 158 00:06:02,210 --> 00:06:04,344 I decided to promote based on seniority, 159 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:06,613 and she has both kinds. 160 00:06:06,649 --> 00:06:09,183 Plus, she has leadership experience. 161 00:06:09,218 --> 00:06:10,517 She was head switchboard operator 162 00:06:10,553 --> 00:06:12,987 for the Pall Mall cigarette company. 163 00:06:13,021 --> 00:06:15,321 Uh, yeah, but... 164 00:06:15,358 --> 00:06:18,025 maybe you should interview some other people first. 165 00:06:18,059 --> 00:06:20,126 Well, I'm not very good with interviews. 166 00:06:20,162 --> 00:06:22,529 I like just about everybody I meet. 167 00:06:22,565 --> 00:06:24,565 I have virtually no standards. 168 00:06:24,599 --> 00:06:27,934 Okay, well, I could help you find someone. 169 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:30,637 That is, if you haven't already offered Myrtle the job. 170 00:06:30,672 --> 00:06:31,838 No... 171 00:06:31,874 --> 00:06:34,475 Well, I did, but I don't think she heard me. 172 00:06:36,544 --> 00:06:40,213 Whoo! Ooh! Aah! [laughs] 173 00:06:40,248 --> 00:06:42,415 So, instead of just telling her you were not interested, 174 00:06:42,451 --> 00:06:45,185 you said you would go to her house to eat risotto 175 00:06:45,221 --> 00:06:47,121 and watch Gene Hackman inspire a small town? 176 00:06:47,155 --> 00:06:49,288 I'm not the bad news guy. 177 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,225 I'm the good news guy, you know? 178 00:06:51,260 --> 00:06:53,861 "Nicole had a baby!" "Aden made varsity!" 179 00:06:53,896 --> 00:06:56,163 "Did you hear about Dean? He beat Lupus!" 180 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:58,132 People love hearing good news from me. 181 00:06:58,166 --> 00:06:59,766 Yeah, and you're totally unique in that way. 182 00:06:59,802 --> 00:07:02,870 You need to toughen up. All right, see this dude? 183 00:07:02,905 --> 00:07:05,072 Whatever I ask you, the answer is no. 184 00:07:05,106 --> 00:07:06,172 What? 185 00:07:06,207 --> 00:07:08,975 - I need to return this blender. - Oh, okay. 186 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:11,412 Well, it looks like you've got the receipt, 187 00:07:11,447 --> 00:07:12,913 It has not been opened, 188 00:07:12,948 --> 00:07:15,282 and you purchased it within 14 days. 189 00:07:15,317 --> 00:07:18,485 Can I give him a refund? 190 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,053 Sorry, no refunds. 191 00:07:20,088 --> 00:07:21,721 What do you mean? Why not? 192 00:07:21,756 --> 00:07:24,590 Yeah, it seems like a pretty valid return. 193 00:07:25,693 --> 00:07:29,195 I do not have a good answer for that. 194 00:07:29,230 --> 00:07:30,863 So... 195 00:07:30,899 --> 00:07:32,265 Why don't we give him store credit? 196 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:34,834 - Would that work for you? - Yeah, that's fine. 197 00:07:36,404 --> 00:07:38,538 No store credit. 198 00:07:38,573 --> 00:07:40,206 I'd like to speak to your manager. 199 00:07:42,110 --> 00:07:43,176 No. 200 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,014 You haven't seen the last of me. 201 00:07:50,485 --> 00:07:51,851 So what was the point of that? 202 00:07:51,886 --> 00:07:54,320 I don't know. I'm bored. 203 00:07:54,355 --> 00:07:57,657 All right, ma'am. I cannot stress this enough. 204 00:07:57,693 --> 00:08:00,094 You need to be... so still. 205 00:08:01,664 --> 00:08:05,500 Like a... statue. 206 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:09,115 Dina? Do you want me to take over anything 207 00:08:09,737 --> 00:08:10,904 near the eyes? 208 00:08:10,939 --> 00:08:13,339 Nope. I'm fine. Learning on the job. 209 00:08:14,028 --> 00:08:15,496 Her eyes are so pretty, though. 210 00:08:15,521 --> 00:08:16,854 I'm almost wondering, 211 00:08:16,889 --> 00:08:19,023 what if you don't do any eyeliner at all? 212 00:08:19,058 --> 00:08:20,324 Well, we've got to do something to draw attention 213 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,992 away from that chin. 214 00:08:22,028 --> 00:08:23,227 I said don't move. 215 00:08:23,262 --> 00:08:25,196 Or do you want me to strap you into this chair? 216 00:08:25,231 --> 00:08:27,465 Don't look at her. She can't help you right now. 217 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,266 [The Carpenters' "Rainy Days and Mondays" plays] 218 00:08:29,302 --> 00:08:35,272 ♪ Rainy days and Mondays always get me down ♪ 219 00:08:37,744 --> 00:08:40,478 Strength of a lion. [growls] 220 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:44,148 Okay, this seems like something 221 00:08:44,183 --> 00:08:45,616 I need to know more about. 222 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:47,651 Oh, I'm working on my presentation 223 00:08:47,687 --> 00:08:49,086 for assistant manager. 224 00:08:49,122 --> 00:08:51,956 I'm want to show them that I have the strength of a lion, 225 00:08:51,991 --> 00:08:55,626 the intelligence of a dolphin, 226 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:58,456 and the determination of a worker ant. 227 00:08:58,656 --> 00:09:01,657 And this is just what I look like on a rabbit. 228 00:09:01,692 --> 00:09:05,026 I'm sold, but... what are you gonna do 229 00:09:05,062 --> 00:09:06,728 for the talent portion of the interview? 230 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,763 Talent portion? 231 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,866 I see we got some work to do. 232 00:09:10,901 --> 00:09:13,668 Okay, so, let's address the elephant in the room. 233 00:09:13,704 --> 00:09:17,739 Why does a pharmacist want to slum it as an assistant manager? 234 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:20,642 I mean, is this a prank show? Is there a camera watching? 235 00:09:20,677 --> 00:09:23,211 Are we being Plunked? 236 00:09:23,247 --> 00:09:24,412 Just... 237 00:09:24,448 --> 00:09:27,215 Truth is, I need a break. 238 00:09:27,251 --> 00:09:29,918 Have you ever held a dying man's hand in yours 239 00:09:29,953 --> 00:09:31,319 while you had to tell him 240 00:09:31,355 --> 00:09:34,222 that we don't accept rewards points for his medication? 241 00:09:34,258 --> 00:09:36,591 He literally died while I was holding his hand. 242 00:09:36,627 --> 00:09:37,993 I don't think that's true. 243 00:09:38,028 --> 00:09:39,895 Well, I guess we'll never know. 244 00:09:39,930 --> 00:09:42,164 I got to say, Sandra, I am impressed. 245 00:09:42,199 --> 00:09:45,033 I did not expect you to be interested in this job, 246 00:09:45,068 --> 00:09:47,536 but way to go, showing initiative. 247 00:09:47,571 --> 00:09:48,670 [gasps] 248 00:09:48,705 --> 00:09:49,938 Oh. 249 00:09:49,973 --> 00:09:51,540 You're right. I'm sorry. 250 00:09:51,575 --> 00:09:53,508 I shouldn't have come here. 251 00:09:54,912 --> 00:09:56,945 Ow! Sorry. 252 00:09:56,980 --> 00:09:58,680 Sorry. 253 00:09:58,715 --> 00:10:00,815 Is this about the headphones? 254 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:04,553 - What headphones? - Oh! I don't know. 255 00:10:04,588 --> 00:10:06,254 I mean, I didn't take them. 256 00:10:06,290 --> 00:10:07,822 They probably forgot to load them on the truck. 257 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:08,924 Right. 258 00:10:08,959 --> 00:10:10,926 I mean, if that's what was stolen. 259 00:10:10,961 --> 00:10:13,161 We don't know if something was, first. 260 00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:14,930 That should be the first question we ask, 261 00:10:14,965 --> 00:10:18,867 before we make... accusations. 262 00:10:18,902 --> 00:10:21,703 - Is this your family? - Oh, yeah. 263 00:10:21,738 --> 00:10:23,905 They're so clean. 264 00:10:23,941 --> 00:10:27,142 Your resume says you have a lot of experience babysitting. 265 00:10:27,177 --> 00:10:31,680 Actually, it just says, "watching kids." 266 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,149 Here's what I'm gonna need. I'll need a 40% salary bump, 267 00:10:34,184 --> 00:10:36,618 access to a company car... 268 00:10:36,653 --> 00:10:37,819 Does the position come with stock options? 269 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:38,787 - Um... - You know what, 270 00:10:38,822 --> 00:10:40,055 let me answer that. 271 00:10:40,090 --> 00:10:43,091 The position will be coming with stock options. 272 00:10:43,126 --> 00:10:45,193 When I was a teenager, 273 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:48,930 I crashed my father's Hudson Super 274 00:10:48,966 --> 00:10:51,466 and blamed it on a Chinese. 275 00:10:51,501 --> 00:10:55,971 Okay, and what about your three greatest weaknesses? 276 00:10:56,006 --> 00:10:57,272 If you don't believe me, then why don't you 277 00:10:57,307 --> 00:10:59,708 go check the tapes, okay? Just check the tapes, man. 278 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,843 It's all in the tapes. Check the tapes. 279 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,945 Check the tapes. check the tapes. 280 00:11:03,981 --> 00:11:05,614 Yeah, all right, we will. 281 00:11:05,649 --> 00:11:07,649 You guys actually tape us? 282 00:11:07,684 --> 00:11:09,184 That's so messed up. 283 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,993 Let me make this very easy for you. 284 00:11:18,028 --> 00:11:21,429 I'm gonna give you five seconds to make a decision, 285 00:11:21,465 --> 00:11:24,032 and then I walk. 286 00:11:25,135 --> 00:11:28,336 Five... four... 287 00:11:28,372 --> 00:11:30,905 This one's eyes are dead, 288 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:33,775 but this one's eyes are alive. 289 00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:36,311 - What do you call her? - Oh, her name is... 290 00:11:36,346 --> 00:11:38,813 - Do not tell him her name. - Okay. 291 00:11:38,849 --> 00:11:40,415 [imitates buzzer noise] Nope... offer's off the table. 292 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,416 You blew it. 293 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,852 - Oh, I knew it. - Oh, well, so sad. 294 00:11:43,887 --> 00:11:45,353 Thanks for coming in anyway. 295 00:11:45,389 --> 00:11:46,788 But it's your lucky day. 296 00:11:46,823 --> 00:11:48,390 I'm gonna give you one more chance. 297 00:11:48,425 --> 00:11:49,858 Now my demands are doubled. 298 00:11:49,893 --> 00:11:52,827 Okay... ten, nine... Agh! 299 00:11:55,586 --> 00:11:58,322 No, Mateo, your future is not here, 300 00:11:58,358 --> 00:11:59,824 in Manila... 301 00:11:59,859 --> 00:12:02,860 It lies in America. 302 00:12:05,065 --> 00:12:08,831 All aboard! Next stop, Ellis Island. 303 00:12:10,036 --> 00:12:13,438 No, Rodrigo, stand back. You're too close to the edge. 304 00:12:13,473 --> 00:12:15,206 You'll fall! 305 00:12:15,241 --> 00:12:17,642 No, Mateo, I want to be the first to touch... 306 00:12:17,677 --> 00:12:20,144 Lady Libertyyyyyyyy... 307 00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:23,981 Oh, my God, you were right, Mateo... you're always right! 308 00:12:24,017 --> 00:12:26,217 It actually goes on for much longer. 309 00:12:26,251 --> 00:12:30,053 I've seen enough. I like it. 310 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:31,823 You got the steak. 311 00:12:31,858 --> 00:12:33,591 Now it's time to make it sizzle. 312 00:12:35,227 --> 00:12:37,361 Thank you so much for shopping at Cloud 9. 313 00:12:37,397 --> 00:12:39,263 Have a heavenly day. 314 00:12:39,299 --> 00:12:41,866 Next custom... Dina. 315 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:42,866 - Hey. - Hey. 316 00:12:42,901 --> 00:12:44,101 Just on my break, 317 00:12:44,137 --> 00:12:46,371 so I thought I'd pick up a couple odds and ends. 318 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,906 Cool, cool. 319 00:12:53,046 --> 00:12:54,879 Famous risotto. 320 00:13:00,018 --> 00:13:03,220 Box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get. 321 00:13:08,727 --> 00:13:10,127 Multiple sizes. 322 00:13:10,163 --> 00:13:12,463 You never know what you're gonna get. 323 00:13:15,134 --> 00:13:17,434 I'm sorry, can you explain the order again? 324 00:13:17,469 --> 00:13:19,436 As you go from left to right, 325 00:13:19,472 --> 00:13:21,739 then each one is worse than the one before it. 326 00:13:21,774 --> 00:13:23,507 - Okay. - But, 327 00:13:23,543 --> 00:13:26,067 If you go from right to left, 328 00:13:26,817 --> 00:13:30,385 then... each one is worse than the one before it. 329 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,493 Maybe your standards are too high. 330 00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:35,964 I mean, we're a retail department store. 331 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,433 We're not hiring the King of England here. 332 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,002 I just don't want to hire someone 333 00:13:40,037 --> 00:13:42,004 who's gonna make our daily lives miserable. 334 00:13:42,936 --> 00:13:47,999 Amy, come have a look out the window with me. 335 00:13:48,299 --> 00:13:50,065 You know, in times of crisis, 336 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:53,468 good people do what needs to be done, and... 337 00:13:54,905 --> 00:13:57,172 Amy! Are you leaving or just peeing? 338 00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:58,373 Leaving. 339 00:13:58,409 --> 00:14:00,776 Okay. Just wanted to know if I should wait. 340 00:14:00,811 --> 00:14:02,044 [Iggy Azalea's "Fancy" plays] 341 00:14:02,079 --> 00:14:05,247 ♪ I'm so fancy you already know ♪ 342 00:14:05,282 --> 00:14:08,450 ♪ I'm in the fast lane ♪ 343 00:14:08,485 --> 00:14:10,485 ♪ From LA to Tokyo ♪ 344 00:14:10,521 --> 00:14:15,791 ♪ I'm so fancy can't you taste this gold ♪ 345 00:14:15,826 --> 00:14:20,696 ♪ Remember my name 'bout to blow ♪ 346 00:14:20,731 --> 00:14:23,198 ♪ Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y ♪ 347 00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:25,901 ♪ That do that, do that, I-G-G-Y ♪ 348 00:14:25,936 --> 00:14:28,503 ♪ Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y ♪ 349 00:14:28,539 --> 00:14:30,272 ♪ Blow ♪ 350 00:14:30,307 --> 00:14:31,473 Okay. 351 00:14:32,576 --> 00:14:34,076 You're so welcome. 352 00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,412 I can't believe we reuse this stuff. 353 00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:38,914 Doesn't seem sanitary. 354 00:14:38,949 --> 00:14:41,450 Well, there's usually not so much blood on them. 355 00:14:41,485 --> 00:14:42,684 Well, even a little bit of blood... 356 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,586 There's never any blood! 357 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:47,956 Hey, can I talk to you for a second... 358 00:14:47,992 --> 00:14:49,558 privately? 359 00:14:49,593 --> 00:14:51,493 Yeah, you can talk to me whatever way you like. 360 00:14:51,528 --> 00:14:53,195 Step into my office. 361 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:54,363 Okay. 362 00:14:55,733 --> 00:14:58,266 ♪ Housewares, groceries, and sporting goods ♪ 363 00:14:58,302 --> 00:15:00,802 ♪ I know all the departments like a manager should ♪ 364 00:15:00,838 --> 00:15:02,604 Good. More street. 365 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,140 ♪ Time cards, schedules, have I got your attention? ♪ 366 00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:07,843 ♪ 'Cause I wanna talk to y'all about Loss Prevention ♪ 367 00:15:07,878 --> 00:15:09,511 Mateo for Assistant Manager! 368 00:15:09,546 --> 00:15:12,080 Mew mew mew. Peace! 369 00:15:12,116 --> 00:15:13,448 [pen clatters lightly] 370 00:15:16,487 --> 00:15:18,320 I think you can go bigger. 371 00:15:20,891 --> 00:15:22,758 Okay, look. Dina... 372 00:15:23,927 --> 00:15:26,928 This... this is tricky, um... 373 00:15:26,964 --> 00:15:29,164 [giggling] Shh, you're being too loud! 374 00:15:29,823 --> 00:15:30,956 Sorry, sorry. 375 00:15:31,081 --> 00:15:32,367 Okay! It's not a motel. 376 00:15:32,403 --> 00:15:35,003 Love's just in the air today, I guess. 377 00:15:35,039 --> 00:15:37,706 - Yeah, listen. - Dina, the... 378 00:15:37,741 --> 00:15:40,842 There are some things that I wanted to say to you, 379 00:15:40,878 --> 00:15:43,111 and I've been having a tough time saying it, 380 00:15:43,147 --> 00:15:46,848 so I recorded it on my phone 381 00:15:46,884 --> 00:15:48,216 and I would like to play it... 382 00:15:48,252 --> 00:15:49,885 Hey, relax. 383 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:53,689 Whatever it is, we will deal with it together, as a couple. 384 00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:56,558 Okay, I'm just gonna... I'm gonna press play, okay? 385 00:15:56,593 --> 00:16:02,898 Just... just force myself to press play. 386 00:16:02,933 --> 00:16:05,133 Gala apples, hummus, kale chips. 387 00:16:05,169 --> 00:16:06,702 Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. 388 00:16:06,737 --> 00:16:08,103 Skinny girl margarita mix... That's not... that's not it. 389 00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:09,538 - Hey, it's okay. - It's the wrong voice memo. 390 00:16:09,573 --> 00:16:11,339 Everything's awkward in the beginning, you know? 391 00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:12,974 When you're still getting to know someone... 392 00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:15,444 - Maybe if I sort by date. - Before you've even kissed. 393 00:16:15,479 --> 00:16:17,312 - Just one second. - Maybe we should just 394 00:16:17,347 --> 00:16:18,780 get that part out of the way. 395 00:16:18,816 --> 00:16:19,877 What part? 396 00:16:21,318 --> 00:16:23,377 This part. 397 00:16:24,221 --> 00:16:25,454 Uh... 398 00:16:29,293 --> 00:16:31,393 Oh, your teeth taste so good. 399 00:16:31,428 --> 00:16:33,161 Thank y... 400 00:16:33,197 --> 00:16:35,297 [phone falls, clatters] Dina, I'm so sorry, 401 00:16:35,332 --> 00:16:38,500 but I don't have the same feelings for you 402 00:16:38,535 --> 00:16:40,836 that you do for - Oh, I'm sorry. 403 00:16:40,871 --> 00:16:42,237 I felt like I Need to tell you 404 00:16:42,272 --> 00:16:44,673 before either of us did anything that we regret.. 405 00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:46,508 I'm... that wasn't... I'm so sorry... 406 00:16:46,543 --> 00:16:48,443 I gave you the wrong imprison. 407 00:16:48,479 --> 00:16:50,078 That phone has a really good speaker on it. 408 00:16:50,114 --> 00:16:52,147 An amazing person, and yr friendship means so much- 409 00:16:52,182 --> 00:16:53,381 Dina. Dina! 410 00:16:54,545 --> 00:16:56,144 I just hope we can we can continue... 411 00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:57,646 [sighs] 412 00:16:59,216 --> 00:17:00,549 [whispering] Okay, they're gone. 413 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,951 - Wow, can you believe... - That guy was a wuss! 414 00:17:02,987 --> 00:17:05,187 Yeah, he was the worst. Bend down a little more. 415 00:17:05,222 --> 00:17:06,822 I'm trying to look at myself in the mirror. 416 00:17:06,857 --> 00:17:07,923 Mm. 417 00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:13,601 I should say something to her. 418 00:17:13,603 --> 00:17:16,671 But you just broke up with the lady over voice memo. 419 00:17:16,673 --> 00:17:18,808 Maybe just let her chill out for a little bit. 420 00:17:20,444 --> 00:17:22,877 You know what? I'm not leaving it like this. 421 00:17:22,879 --> 00:17:24,913 Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, no, no, no, don't... 422 00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:27,916 Attention, shoppers: 423 00:17:27,918 --> 00:17:30,518 Are you about to do something you might regret? 424 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,822 We here at Cloud 9 encourage you to reconsider. 425 00:17:33,824 --> 00:17:34,873 Just ask yourself, 426 00:17:35,258 --> 00:17:36,925 "Am I doing this to help someone else 427 00:17:36,927 --> 00:17:39,661 or to make myself feel better?" 428 00:17:54,678 --> 00:17:58,028 Yeah, I'm still waiting on a shipment for Housewares. 429 00:17:58,356 --> 00:17:59,002 Mm-hmm. 430 00:17:59,002 --> 00:18:00,401 Hey, Glenn? 431 00:18:00,403 --> 00:18:02,637 Weren't the shift schedules supposed to come out today? 432 00:18:02,639 --> 00:18:03,938 Yeah, I'm on the phone. 433 00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:06,107 Okay, I just need to know if I should come in tomorrow. 434 00:18:06,109 --> 00:18:07,442 Yeah, come in tomorrow. Sure... 435 00:18:07,444 --> 00:18:08,576 What time? 436 00:18:08,578 --> 00:18:10,145 I don't care! Any time! 437 00:18:10,147 --> 00:18:12,680 No, no, not anytime for the shipment. 438 00:18:12,682 --> 00:18:14,015 Hello? 439 00:18:14,017 --> 00:18:16,017 - Hey, Glenn? - Mm? 440 00:18:16,019 --> 00:18:17,285 Is everything okay? 441 00:18:17,287 --> 00:18:20,255 Yeah, just trying to do two jobs here. 442 00:18:20,257 --> 00:18:23,558 I think if I can just start sleeping in tiny little bursts 443 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,026 while I'm already blinking... 444 00:18:25,028 --> 00:18:27,428 So, you're gonna try and do both of these jobs yourself? 445 00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:29,497 - That's crazy. - What if someone had told 446 00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:32,433 Ben Affleck that he couldn't act and direct? 447 00:18:32,435 --> 00:18:35,904 Then we never would've had that movie about Iran, or... 448 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,805 Or, whatever... I'm sorry, I never saw it. 449 00:18:37,807 --> 00:18:38,881 - Glenn! - What? 450 00:18:39,609 --> 00:18:41,776 I'll take the job. 451 00:18:41,778 --> 00:18:43,211 Oh, thank you! 452 00:18:43,213 --> 00:18:46,080 You have no idea how hard this has been. 453 00:18:46,082 --> 00:18:47,615 Though it has dramatically increased 454 00:18:47,617 --> 00:18:49,951 my respect for Ben Affleck. 455 00:18:49,953 --> 00:18:53,154 Well, today didn't work out exactly as I planned. 456 00:18:53,156 --> 00:18:56,291 Don't bother asking for details. It's none of your business. 457 00:18:56,293 --> 00:18:58,960 But I did kill it in cosmetics. 458 00:18:58,962 --> 00:19:00,695 Yeah, you sure did. 459 00:19:00,697 --> 00:19:01,930 You could improve, though. 460 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,064 I'm gonna bring a grip squeezer tomorrow. 461 00:19:03,066 --> 00:19:04,699 You need to control their faces more. 462 00:19:11,508 --> 00:19:13,841 Hey, Dina, listen. 463 00:19:13,843 --> 00:19:15,009 I know I should probably leave this alone, 464 00:19:15,011 --> 00:19:17,345 but I just wanted to say I'm really sorry 465 00:19:17,347 --> 00:19:19,013 about the way I handled everything. 466 00:19:19,015 --> 00:19:21,649 I mean, I... you're an amazing person. 467 00:19:21,651 --> 00:19:23,251 It's fine. You don't have to do this. 468 00:19:23,253 --> 00:19:25,086 No, I do, because I mean it. I mean it. 469 00:19:25,088 --> 00:19:27,789 You know, you're gonna meet someone terrific, 470 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:30,458 and I just hope you and I can... 471 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,926 - Hey, Mama. - Hey, you ready? 472 00:19:31,928 --> 00:19:34,195 Yeah, I'm psyched. I've never seen "Hoosiers." 473 00:19:34,197 --> 00:19:36,264 Oh, it'll change your life. Let's go. 474 00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:40,735 That was fast. 475 00:19:40,737 --> 00:19:43,605 Look, this doesn't have to be weird, okay? 476 00:19:43,607 --> 00:19:46,407 It just didn't work out. Sure, you're cute, 477 00:19:46,409 --> 00:19:49,611 but there's, uh... there's a lot of cute around. 478 00:19:49,613 --> 00:19:50,812 See you tomorrow. 479 00:19:52,082 --> 00:19:55,917 Oh, hey, I should ask, are you okay with birds? 480 00:19:55,919 --> 00:19:57,318 I have a lot of birds. 481 00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:00,121 I really appreciate it, Amy, 482 00:20:00,123 --> 00:20:02,123 and I know the job might be tough, 483 00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,891 but there are a lot of perks, 484 00:20:03,893 --> 00:20:06,661 like 5% additional discount, 485 00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:09,030 financial aid for continuing education, 486 00:20:09,032 --> 00:20:11,432 and... oh, and a closer parking spot. 487 00:20:11,434 --> 00:20:12,900 - Wait, what? - Yeah. 488 00:20:12,902 --> 00:20:15,069 You'll be parking next to me. 489 00:20:15,071 --> 00:20:17,372 Open your door with caution, please. 490 00:20:17,374 --> 00:20:19,240 No, they help you pay for college classes? 491 00:20:19,242 --> 00:20:21,676 Oh, yeah, but I think only half. 492 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,247 Half... 493 00:20:26,249 --> 00:20:27,548 Yes! 494 00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:30,385 ['80s music] 495 00:20:30,387 --> 00:20:31,452 Huh. 496 00:20:31,454 --> 00:20:33,888 Interviewing for Assistant Manager, 497 00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:35,023 Mateo... 498 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,124 Fernando... 499 00:20:36,126 --> 00:20:37,292 Aquino... 500 00:20:37,294 --> 00:20:39,327 Liwanag! 501 00:20:39,329 --> 00:20:42,530 [music continues] 502 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,332 ♪ ♪ 503 00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:45,833 Are you ready? 504 00:20:45,835 --> 00:20:49,504 Mateo, I'm sorry, I just offered the job to Amy. 505 00:20:49,506 --> 00:20:52,106 I didn't know you were interested. 506 00:20:53,610 --> 00:20:55,843 Oh. 507 00:20:55,845 --> 00:20:57,779 I see. 508 00:20:59,215 --> 00:21:00,715 Congratulations. 509 00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,183 Thank you. 510 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:07,707 - Synced and corrected by hawken45 - - www.addic7ed.com -