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Can we please try and
shoo the toddlers away
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from the sunglasses stand?
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I know that's where they all like to go,
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but we're getting a lot of damage there.
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Also from the lower yogurts.
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They tend to just want
to put their fingers in.
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Something going on with you and Dina?
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No. What? No.
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I don't know, man, you guys are exchanging
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little peek-a-boo glances,
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and it's making me uncomfortable.
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Okay. The other night,
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when we were all locked in the store,
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Dina kind of... came on to me.
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- Wow.
- Yeah, right?
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I didn't know Dina was into fancy
little porcelain doll-men.
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So, while we haven't caught the raccoon yet,
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I do feel that we're starting
to have a better understanding
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of his patterns.
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So, you tap that?
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No, I felt bad.
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And I told her that I wasn't comfortable
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dating a supervisor,
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and she was cool with it.
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Quick thinking.
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Moving on, one final
announcement from Dina.
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[clears throat] Effective immediately,
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I will be stepping down from my position
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of assistant manager to associate level
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so that I may concentrate
on... personal matters.
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Well, I think I speak for everyone
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when I say that's really, really sad.
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I know that I'm gonna miss
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your constant criticism of me a lot.
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I'm gonna miss that too.
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Sure there's nothing we
can say to make you stay?
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Well, you know, there's always...
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Oh, too bad, so sad.
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Well, let's have an extra fun chant.
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Come on, give me a C!
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All: C!
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Why can't I stop smiling?
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- Synced and corrected by hawken45 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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I can't believe she's stepping down.
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Hmm. I wonder what her
personal matters could be.
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Hey, Jonah. You got any ideas?
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Me? No, I don't... Mm-mm.
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Are her birds okay?
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Has anybody checked the live webcam?
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Maybe she has gambling debts
and she had to take time off
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to do favors for the mob
boss that she owes money to.
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[gasps] Or maybe it's something else.
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No, I wonder who's gonna replace her.
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A lot of people have been
suggesting it should be me.
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Kind of a groundswell.
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You know, she did mention a few weeks ago
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that her grandmother was sick.
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Oh, that's great!
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No, I didn't mean... No, it's, uh...
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I was just saying, you know,
like, if I get that age,
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somebody put a bullet in me. [chuckles]
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[The Fixx's "One Thing Leads to Another" playing]
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♪ Do what they say, say what you mean ♪
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♪ One thing leads to another♪
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♪ You told me something...♪
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I'm here, reporting for duty.
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Oh, you're gonna be working here?
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With me?
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Yep. But I don't want
this to be awkward for you
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just because I used to be above you,
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so go ahead, boss lady.
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Tell me what to do.
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Okay, well, I'm the boss now,
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so you better do what I say.
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I make that joke. You don't make that joke.
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Okay, where do we start?
Look at all these fun colors.
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[knocking on door]
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Hey, Glenn, you wanted to see me?
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Amy, come look out this window with me.
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See, most people would see a loading dock,
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but I see a...
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I don't want to be Assistant Manager.
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But you didn't even look out the window.
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I know. Look, I really
appreciate the offer, I do.
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But it's basically more work
for the same amount of money.
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Since when have you
been in this for the money?
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Pretty much from day one.
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Oh!
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Things are crazy for me right now.
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I'm taking these night college courses...
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I can't.
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Okay. I'll figure something out, I guess...
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but at least come over and
look out the window with me.
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[hydraulic brakes hissing]
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It is a nice loading dock.
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It's a nice loading dock.
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Good morning, Ma'am.
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Do you want to not look so tired?
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Your loss.
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Hey, you. Where have you been?
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Me... oh, big store. You know, I...
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Sometimes I'll run into
people, and they'll say,
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"Hey, have you been on vacation?"
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and I'll be like, "Nah,
I was here the whole time."
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I love how you observe things.
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Yeah. Listen, Dina, the...
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- Do you like risotto?
- Huh?
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I make a nice risotto. I was thinking
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if you wanted to come over later tonight,
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I could make us some.
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And I have "Hoosiers" on Blu-ray.
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Well, that sounds like a great evening.
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Yeah. Gene Hackman, so...
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Right. Dina, do you think
this is really a good idea?
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You know, the whole
giving up your job thing?
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Oh, quitting that job
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was the best thing that's
ever happened to me.
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- It was?
- Heck, yeah.
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I was getting a stress rash in
the shape of Abraham Lincoln.
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But now it's disappearing.
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I mean, his hat's almost completely gone.
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Why am I going on about it?
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I mean, you're gonna see it soon enough.
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Um...
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But...
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I needed a change, honestly.
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Ever since my Nana died,
I've just been in such a rut.
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Oh, no, I'm s... I didn't... I'm so sorry.
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Yeah, sweet lady.
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But it was probably for the best, though.
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- I'm sure.
- I mean, she would not
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have been cool with the whole...
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I don't really know how else to say it...
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Jewishness of this relationship.
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Uh, the relationship [clears throat]
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Is something that we should talk about.
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Yeah. You know, I'm not
normally an insecure person,
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but now that it's all out in
the open, I gotta tell you,
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there was a couple of
times where I thought,
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"Am I being delusional?"
"Does he even like me?"
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"Like, I think he does." [laughs]
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Or is he just stringing me
along like some sociopath?"
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[forced laugh] Yeah, no.
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Nope, nope, that's not
me. I'm not a psychopath.
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- Sociopath.
- What's even the difference?
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A psychopath doesn't have a conscience.
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A sociopath knows what he's doing is wrong
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but does it anyway.
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8:00 tonight?
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I can't say no.
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[Laughs]
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Hate to see you go, but
love to watch you leave.
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[thud]
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God, you look exhausted too.
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So I realized the answer to
our assistant manager problem
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has been right in front
of us, literally forever.
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You're gonna promote Myrtle?
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I decided to promote based on seniority,
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and she has both kinds.
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Plus, she has leadership experience.
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She was head switchboard operator
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for the Pall Mall cigarette company.
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Uh, yeah, but...
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maybe you should interview
some other people first.
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Well, I'm not very good with interviews.
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I like just about everybody I meet.
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I have virtually no standards.
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Okay, well, I could help you find someone.
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That is, if you haven't
already offered Myrtle the job.
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No...
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Well, I did, but I
don't think she heard me.
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Whoo! Ooh! Aah! [laughs]
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So, instead of just telling
her you were not interested,
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you said you would go to
her house to eat risotto
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and watch Gene Hackman
inspire a small town?
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I'm not the bad news guy.
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I'm the good news guy, you know?
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"Nicole had a baby!" "Aden made varsity!"
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"Did you hear about Dean? He beat Lupus!"
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People love hearing good news from me.
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Yeah, and you're totally
unique in that way.
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You need to toughen up.
All right, see this dude?
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Whatever I ask you, the answer is no.
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What?
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- I need to return this blender.
- Oh, okay.
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Well, it looks like you've got the receipt,
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It has not been opened,
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and you purchased it within 14 days.
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Can I give him a refund?
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Sorry, no refunds.
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What do you mean? Why not?
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Yeah, it seems like a pretty valid return.
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I do not have a good answer for that.
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So...
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Why don't we give him store credit?
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- Would that work for you?
- Yeah, that's fine.
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No store credit.
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I'd like to speak to your manager.
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No.
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You haven't seen the last of me.
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So what was the point of that?
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I don't know. I'm bored.
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All right, ma'am. I
cannot stress this enough.
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You need to be... so still.
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Like a... statue.
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Dina? Do you want me
to take over anything
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near the eyes?
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Nope. I'm fine. Learning on the job.
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Her eyes are so pretty, though.
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I'm almost wondering,
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what if you don't do any eyeliner at all?
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Well, we've got to do
something to draw attention
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away from that chin.
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I said don't move.
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Or do you want me to
strap you into this chair?
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Don't look at her. She
can't help you right now.
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[The Carpenters' "Rainy
Days and Mondays" plays]
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♪ Rainy days and Mondays always get me down ♪
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Strength of a lion. [growls]
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Okay, this seems like something
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I need to know more about.
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Oh, I'm working on my presentation
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for assistant manager.
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I'm want to show them that I
have the strength of a lion,
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the intelligence of a dolphin,
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and the determination of a worker ant.
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And this is just what
I look like on a rabbit.
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I'm sold, but... what are you gonna do
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for the talent portion of the interview?
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Talent portion?
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I see we got some work to do.
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Okay, so, let's address
the elephant in the room.
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Why does a pharmacist want to
slum it as an assistant manager?
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I mean, is this a prank show?
Is there a camera watching?
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Are we being Plunked?
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Just...
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Truth is, I need a break.
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Have you ever held a
dying man's hand in yours
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while you had to tell him
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that we don't accept rewards
points for his medication?
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He literally died while
I was holding his hand.
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I don't think that's true.
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Well, I guess we'll never know.
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I got to say, Sandra, I am impressed.
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I did not expect you to
be interested in this job,
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but way to go, showing initiative.
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[gasps]
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Oh.
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You're right. I'm sorry.
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I shouldn't have come here.
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Ow! Sorry.
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Sorry.
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Is this about the headphones?
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- What headphones?
- Oh! I don't know.
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I mean, I didn't take them.
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They probably forgot to
load them on the truck.
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Right.
258
00:10:08,959 --> 00:10:10,926
I mean, if that's what was stolen.
259
00:10:10,961 --> 00:10:13,161
We don't know if something was, first.
260
00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:14,930
That should be the first question we ask,
261
00:10:14,965 --> 00:10:18,867
before we make... accusations.
262
00:10:18,902 --> 00:10:21,703
- Is this your family?
- Oh, yeah.
263
00:10:21,738 --> 00:10:23,905
They're so clean.
264
00:10:23,941 --> 00:10:27,142
Your resume says you have a
lot of experience babysitting.
265
00:10:27,177 --> 00:10:31,680
Actually, it just says, "watching kids."
266
00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,149
Here's what I'm gonna need.
I'll need a 40% salary bump,
267
00:10:34,184 --> 00:10:36,618
access to a company car...
268
00:10:36,653 --> 00:10:37,819
Does the position come with stock options?
269
00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:38,787
- Um...
- You know what,
270
00:10:38,822 --> 00:10:40,055
let me answer that.
271
00:10:40,090 --> 00:10:43,091
The position will be
coming with stock options.
272
00:10:43,126 --> 00:10:45,193
When I was a teenager,
273
00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:48,930
I crashed my father's Hudson Super
274
00:10:48,966 --> 00:10:51,466
and blamed it on a Chinese.
275
00:10:51,501 --> 00:10:55,971
Okay, and what about your
three greatest weaknesses?
276
00:10:56,006 --> 00:10:57,272
If you don't believe me, then why don't you
277
00:10:57,307 --> 00:10:59,708
go check the tapes, okay?
Just check the tapes, man.
278
00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,843
It's all in the tapes. Check the tapes.
279
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,945
Check the tapes. check the tapes.
280
00:11:03,981 --> 00:11:05,614
Yeah, all right, we will.
281
00:11:05,649 --> 00:11:07,649
You guys actually tape us?
282
00:11:07,684 --> 00:11:09,184
That's so messed up.
283
00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,993
Let me make this very easy for you.
284
00:11:18,028 --> 00:11:21,429
I'm gonna give you five
seconds to make a decision,
285
00:11:21,465 --> 00:11:24,032
and then I walk.
286
00:11:25,135 --> 00:11:28,336
Five... four...
287
00:11:28,372 --> 00:11:30,905
This one's eyes are dead,
288
00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:33,775
but this one's eyes are alive.
289
00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:36,311
- What do you call her?
- Oh, her name is...
290
00:11:36,346 --> 00:11:38,813
- Do not tell him her name.
- Okay.
291
00:11:38,849 --> 00:11:40,415
[imitates buzzer noise]
Nope... offer's off the table.
292
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,416
You blew it.
293
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,852
- Oh, I knew it.
- Oh, well, so sad.
294
00:11:43,887 --> 00:11:45,353
Thanks for coming in anyway.
295
00:11:45,389 --> 00:11:46,788
But it's your lucky day.
296
00:11:46,823 --> 00:11:48,390
I'm gonna give you one more chance.
297
00:11:48,425 --> 00:11:49,858
Now my demands are doubled.
298
00:11:49,893 --> 00:11:52,827
Okay... ten, nine... Agh!
299
00:11:55,586 --> 00:11:58,322
No, Mateo, your future is not here,
300
00:11:58,358 --> 00:11:59,824
in Manila...
301
00:11:59,859 --> 00:12:02,860
It lies in America.
302
00:12:05,065 --> 00:12:08,831
All aboard! Next stop, Ellis Island.
303
00:12:10,036 --> 00:12:13,438
No, Rodrigo, stand back.
You're too close to the edge.
304
00:12:13,473 --> 00:12:15,206
You'll fall!
305
00:12:15,241 --> 00:12:17,642
No, Mateo, I want to
be the first to touch...
306
00:12:17,677 --> 00:12:20,144
Lady Libertyyyyyyyy...
307
00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:23,981
Oh, my God, you were right,
Mateo... you're always right!
308
00:12:24,017 --> 00:12:26,217
It actually goes on for much longer.
309
00:12:26,251 --> 00:12:30,053
I've seen enough. I like it.
310
00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:31,823
You got the steak.
311
00:12:31,858 --> 00:12:33,591
Now it's time to make it sizzle.
312
00:12:35,227 --> 00:12:37,361
Thank you so much for shopping at Cloud 9.
313
00:12:37,397 --> 00:12:39,263
Have a heavenly day.
314
00:12:39,299 --> 00:12:41,866
Next
custom... Dina.
315
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:42,866
- Hey.
- Hey.
316
00:12:42,901 --> 00:12:44,101
Just on my break,
317
00:12:44,137 --> 00:12:46,371
so I thought I'd pick up
a couple odds and ends.
318
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,906
Cool, cool.
319
00:12:53,046 --> 00:12:54,879
Famous risotto.
320
00:13:00,018 --> 00:13:03,220
Box of chocolates... you never
know what you're gonna get.
321
00:13:08,727 --> 00:13:10,127
Multiple sizes.
322
00:13:10,163 --> 00:13:12,463
You never know what you're gonna get.
323
00:13:15,134 --> 00:13:17,434
I'm sorry, can you explain the order again?
324
00:13:17,469 --> 00:13:19,436
As you go from left to right,
325
00:13:19,472 --> 00:13:21,739
then each one is worse
than the one before it.
326
00:13:21,774 --> 00:13:23,507
- Okay.
- But,
327
00:13:23,543 --> 00:13:26,067
If you go from right to left,
328
00:13:26,817 --> 00:13:30,385
then... each one is worse
than the one before it.
329
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,493
Maybe your standards are too high.
330
00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:35,964
I mean, we're a retail department store.
331
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,433
We're not hiring the King of England here.
332
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,002
I just don't want to hire someone
333
00:13:40,037 --> 00:13:42,004
who's gonna make our daily lives miserable.
334
00:13:42,936 --> 00:13:47,999
Amy, come have a look
out the window with me.
335
00:13:48,299 --> 00:13:50,065
You know, in times of crisis,
336
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:53,468
good people do what
needs to be done, and...
337
00:13:54,905 --> 00:13:57,172
Amy! Are you leaving or just peeing?
338
00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:58,373
Leaving.
339
00:13:58,409 --> 00:14:00,776
Okay. Just wanted to know if I should wait.
340
00:14:00,811 --> 00:14:02,044
[Iggy Azalea's "Fancy" plays]
341
00:14:02,079 --> 00:14:05,247
♪ I'm so fancy you already know ♪
342
00:14:05,282 --> 00:14:08,450
♪ I'm in the fast lane ♪
343
00:14:08,485 --> 00:14:10,485
♪ From LA to Tokyo ♪
344
00:14:10,521 --> 00:14:15,791
♪ I'm so fancy can't you taste this gold ♪
345
00:14:15,826 --> 00:14:20,696
♪ Remember my name 'bout to blow ♪
346
00:14:20,731 --> 00:14:23,198
♪ Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y ♪
347
00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:25,901
♪ That do that, do that, I-G-G-Y ♪
348
00:14:25,936 --> 00:14:28,503
♪ Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y ♪
349
00:14:28,539 --> 00:14:30,272
♪ Blow ♪
350
00:14:30,307 --> 00:14:31,473
Okay.
351
00:14:32,576 --> 00:14:34,076
You're so welcome.
352
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,412
I can't believe we reuse this stuff.
353
00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:38,914
Doesn't seem sanitary.
354
00:14:38,949 --> 00:14:41,450
Well, there's usually
not so much blood on them.
355
00:14:41,485 --> 00:14:42,684
Well, even a little bit of blood...
356
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,586
There's never any blood!
357
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:47,956
Hey, can I talk to you for a second...
358
00:14:47,992 --> 00:14:49,558
privately?
359
00:14:49,593 --> 00:14:51,493
Yeah, you can talk to
me whatever way you like.
360
00:14:51,528 --> 00:14:53,195
Step into my office.
361
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:54,363
Okay.
362
00:14:55,733 --> 00:14:58,266
♪ Housewares, groceries,
and sporting goods ♪
363
00:14:58,302 --> 00:15:00,802
♪ I know all the departments
like a manager should ♪
364
00:15:00,838 --> 00:15:02,604
Good. More street.
365
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,140
♪ Time cards, schedules,
have I got your attention? ♪
366
00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:07,843
♪ 'Cause I wanna talk to
y'all about Loss Prevention ♪
367
00:15:07,878 --> 00:15:09,511
Mateo for Assistant Manager!
368
00:15:09,546 --> 00:15:12,080
Mew mew mew. Peace!
369
00:15:12,116 --> 00:15:13,448
[pen clatters lightly]
370
00:15:16,487 --> 00:15:18,320
I think you can go bigger.
371
00:15:20,891 --> 00:15:22,758
Okay, look. Dina...
372
00:15:23,927 --> 00:15:26,928
This... this is
tricky, um...
373
00:15:26,964 --> 00:15:29,164
[giggling] Shh, you're being too loud!
374
00:15:29,823 --> 00:15:30,956
Sorry, sorry.
375
00:15:31,081 --> 00:15:32,367
Okay! It's not a motel.
376
00:15:32,403 --> 00:15:35,003
Love's just in the air today, I guess.
377
00:15:35,039 --> 00:15:37,706
- Yeah, listen.
- Dina, the...
378
00:15:37,741 --> 00:15:40,842
There are some things that
I wanted to say to you,
379
00:15:40,878 --> 00:15:43,111
and I've been having
a tough time saying it,
380
00:15:43,147 --> 00:15:46,848
so I recorded it on my phone
381
00:15:46,884 --> 00:15:48,216
and I would like to play it...
382
00:15:48,252 --> 00:15:49,885
Hey, relax.
383
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:53,689
Whatever it is, we will deal
with it together, as a couple.
384
00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:56,558
Okay, I'm just gonna...
I'm gonna press play, okay?
385
00:15:56,593 --> 00:16:02,898
Just... just force
myself to press play.
386
00:16:02,933 --> 00:16:05,133
Gala apples, hummus, kale chips.
387
00:16:05,169 --> 00:16:06,702
Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.
388
00:16:06,737 --> 00:16:08,103
Skinny girl margarita mix...
That's not... that's not it.
389
00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:09,538
- Hey, it's okay.
- It's the wrong voice memo.
390
00:16:09,573 --> 00:16:11,339
Everything's awkward in
the beginning, you know?
391
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:12,974
When you're still
getting to know someone...
392
00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:15,444
- Maybe if I sort by date.
- Before you've even kissed.
393
00:16:15,479 --> 00:16:17,312
- Just one second.
- Maybe we should just
394
00:16:17,347 --> 00:16:18,780
get that part out of the way.
395
00:16:18,816 --> 00:16:19,877
What part?
396
00:16:21,318 --> 00:16:23,377
This part.
397
00:16:24,221 --> 00:16:25,454
Uh...
398
00:16:29,293 --> 00:16:31,393
Oh, your teeth taste so good.
399
00:16:31,428 --> 00:16:33,161
Thank y...
400
00:16:33,197 --> 00:16:35,297
[phone falls, clatters] Dina, I'm so sorry,
401
00:16:35,332 --> 00:16:38,500
but I don't have the same feelings for you
402
00:16:38,535 --> 00:16:40,836
that you do for
- Oh, I'm sorry.
403
00:16:40,871 --> 00:16:42,237
I felt like I Need to tell you
404
00:16:42,272 --> 00:16:44,673
before either of us did anything that we regret..
405
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:46,508
I'm... that wasn't... I'm so sorry...
406
00:16:46,543 --> 00:16:48,443
I gave you the wrong imprison.
407
00:16:48,479 --> 00:16:50,078
That phone has a really good speaker on it.
408
00:16:50,114 --> 00:16:52,147
An amazing person, and yr
friendship means so much-
409
00:16:52,182 --> 00:16:53,381
Dina. Dina!
410
00:16:54,545 --> 00:16:56,144
I just hope we can we can continue...
411
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:57,646
[sighs]
412
00:16:59,216 --> 00:17:00,549
[whispering] Okay, they're gone.
413
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,951
- Wow, can you believe...
- That guy was a wuss!
414
00:17:02,987 --> 00:17:05,187
Yeah, he was the worst. Bend down a little more.
415
00:17:05,222 --> 00:17:06,822
I'm trying to look at myself in the mirror.
416
00:17:06,857 --> 00:17:07,923
Mm.
417
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:13,601
I should say something to her.
418
00:17:13,603 --> 00:17:16,671
But you just broke up with
the lady over voice memo.
419
00:17:16,673 --> 00:17:18,808
Maybe just let her chill
out for a little bit.
420
00:17:20,444 --> 00:17:22,877
You know what? I'm not
leaving it like this.
421
00:17:22,879 --> 00:17:24,913
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, no, no, no, don't...
422
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:27,916
Attention, shoppers:
423
00:17:27,918 --> 00:17:30,518
Are you about to do
something you might regret?
424
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,822
We here at Cloud 9
encourage you to reconsider.
425
00:17:33,824 --> 00:17:34,873
Just ask yourself,
426
00:17:35,258 --> 00:17:36,925
"Am I doing this to help someone else
427
00:17:36,927 --> 00:17:39,661
or to make myself feel better?"
428
00:17:54,678 --> 00:17:58,028
Yeah, I'm still waiting
on a shipment for Housewares.
429
00:17:58,356 --> 00:17:59,002
Mm-hmm.
430
00:17:59,002 --> 00:18:00,401
Hey, Glenn?
431
00:18:00,403 --> 00:18:02,637
Weren't the shift schedules
supposed to come out today?
432
00:18:02,639 --> 00:18:03,938
Yeah, I'm on the phone.
433
00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:06,107
Okay, I just need to know
if I should come in tomorrow.
434
00:18:06,109 --> 00:18:07,442
Yeah, come in tomorrow. Sure...
435
00:18:07,444 --> 00:18:08,576
What time?
436
00:18:08,578 --> 00:18:10,145
I don't care! Any time!
437
00:18:10,147 --> 00:18:12,680
No, no, not anytime for the shipment.
438
00:18:12,682 --> 00:18:14,015
Hello?
439
00:18:14,017 --> 00:18:16,017
- Hey, Glenn?
- Mm?
440
00:18:16,019 --> 00:18:17,285
Is everything okay?
441
00:18:17,287 --> 00:18:20,255
Yeah, just trying to do two jobs here.
442
00:18:20,257 --> 00:18:23,558
I think if I can just start
sleeping in tiny little bursts
443
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,026
while I'm already blinking...
444
00:18:25,028 --> 00:18:27,428
So, you're gonna try and do
both of these jobs yourself?
445
00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:29,497
- That's crazy.
- What if someone had told
446
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:32,433
Ben Affleck that he
couldn't act and direct?
447
00:18:32,435 --> 00:18:35,904
Then we never would've had
that movie about Iran, or...
448
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,805
Or, whatever... I'm sorry, I never saw it.
449
00:18:37,807 --> 00:18:38,881
- Glenn!
- What?
450
00:18:39,609 --> 00:18:41,776
I'll take the job.
451
00:18:41,778 --> 00:18:43,211
Oh, thank you!
452
00:18:43,213 --> 00:18:46,080
You have no idea how hard this has been.
453
00:18:46,082 --> 00:18:47,615
Though it has dramatically increased
454
00:18:47,617 --> 00:18:49,951
my respect for Ben Affleck.
455
00:18:49,953 --> 00:18:53,154
Well, today didn't work
out exactly as I planned.
456
00:18:53,156 --> 00:18:56,291
Don't bother asking for details.
It's none of your business.
457
00:18:56,293 --> 00:18:58,960
But I did kill it in cosmetics.
458
00:18:58,962 --> 00:19:00,695
Yeah, you sure did.
459
00:19:00,697 --> 00:19:01,930
You could improve, though.
460
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,064
I'm gonna bring a grip squeezer tomorrow.
461
00:19:03,066 --> 00:19:04,699
You need to control their faces more.
462
00:19:11,508 --> 00:19:13,841
Hey, Dina, listen.
463
00:19:13,843 --> 00:19:15,009
I know I should probably leave this alone,
464
00:19:15,011 --> 00:19:17,345
but I just wanted to say I'm really sorry
465
00:19:17,347 --> 00:19:19,013
about the way I handled everything.
466
00:19:19,015 --> 00:19:21,649
I mean, I... you're an amazing person.
467
00:19:21,651 --> 00:19:23,251
It's fine. You don't have to do this.
468
00:19:23,253 --> 00:19:25,086
No, I do, because I mean it. I mean it.
469
00:19:25,088 --> 00:19:27,789
You know, you're gonna
meet someone terrific,
470
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:30,458
and I just hope you and I can...
471
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,926
- Hey, Mama.
- Hey, you ready?
472
00:19:31,928 --> 00:19:34,195
Yeah, I'm psyched. I've
never seen "Hoosiers."
473
00:19:34,197 --> 00:19:36,264
Oh, it'll change your life. Let's go.
474
00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:40,735
That was fast.
475
00:19:40,737 --> 00:19:43,605
Look, this doesn't have to be weird, okay?
476
00:19:43,607 --> 00:19:46,407
It just didn't work out. Sure, you're cute,
477
00:19:46,409 --> 00:19:49,611
but there's, uh... there's
a lot of cute around.
478
00:19:49,613 --> 00:19:50,812
See you tomorrow.
479
00:19:52,082 --> 00:19:55,917
Oh, hey, I should ask,
are you okay with birds?
480
00:19:55,919 --> 00:19:57,318
I have a lot of birds.
481
00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:00,121
I really appreciate it, Amy,
482
00:20:00,123 --> 00:20:02,123
and I know the job might be tough,
483
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,891
but there are a lot of perks,
484
00:20:03,893 --> 00:20:06,661
like 5% additional discount,
485
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:09,030
financial aid for continuing education,
486
00:20:09,032 --> 00:20:11,432
and... oh, and a
closer parking spot.
487
00:20:11,434 --> 00:20:12,900
- Wait, what?
- Yeah.
488
00:20:12,902 --> 00:20:15,069
You'll be parking next to me.
489
00:20:15,071 --> 00:20:17,372
Open your door with caution, please.
490
00:20:17,374 --> 00:20:19,240
No, they help you pay for college classes?
491
00:20:19,242 --> 00:20:21,676
Oh, yeah, but I think only half.
492
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,247
Half...
493
00:20:26,249 --> 00:20:27,548
Yes!
494
00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:30,385
['80s music]
495
00:20:30,387 --> 00:20:31,452
Huh.
496
00:20:31,454 --> 00:20:33,888
Interviewing for Assistant Manager,
497
00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:35,023
Mateo...
498
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,124
Fernando...
499
00:20:36,126 --> 00:20:37,292
Aquino...
500
00:20:37,294 --> 00:20:39,327
Liwanag!
501
00:20:39,329 --> 00:20:42,530
[music continues]
502
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,332
♪
♪
503
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:45,833
Are you ready?
504
00:20:45,835 --> 00:20:49,504
Mateo, I'm sorry, I just
offered the job to Amy.
505
00:20:49,506 --> 00:20:52,106
I didn't know you were interested.
506
00:20:53,610 --> 00:20:55,843
Oh.
507
00:20:55,845 --> 00:20:57,779
I see.
508
00:20:59,215 --> 00:21:00,715
Congratulations.
509
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,183
Thank you.
510
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:07,707
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