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All right, I like this.

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When I say cloud, you say nine. Cloud.

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- Nine.
- Cloud.

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- Nine.
- When I say team, you say work.

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- Team! Team!
- Work. Work.

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- Are we cloud one?
- No!

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- Are we cloud two?
- No!

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- Are we cloud three?
- No!

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Are we cloud...

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This chant seems a
little on the long side.

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Gets longer every year.

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When I first started
here, we would just

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put our hands in the
middle and go, "Yay."

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No!

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Are we Cloud 9?

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah! The customer's always right.

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Oh, yeah!

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- They are not wrong.
- Oh, yeah!

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- And that is why.
- Oh, yeah!

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- We sing this song.
- Oh, yeah!

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We are!

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Cloud 9.

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We are Cloud 9.

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Eight, seven, six, five,

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four, three, two, one!

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Blast off!

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Now give me a "C"!

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C!

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- sync and corrections by Caio -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Before we open, I need a volunteer

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to hand out samples of the new

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Cloud 9 brand salsa, Señor Cloud.

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Yes, right here. I'll do it.

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Yes, perfect, and I don't mean

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just because you're Mexican.

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I'm actually Filipino.

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Okay, let's consider all our options.

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Um, Amy, I've got a feeling
this is right up your alley.

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Because I'm Latina?

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No, it has nothing to do with race.

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You just have a certain
natural spiciness.

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No.

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Okay, you know, fine, I'll just, uh,

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pick someone at random.

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Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.

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Jesus saved us long ago.

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Don't believe me, what a shame.

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Judgment day you'll be in flames.

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- The other Latina?
- What?

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I could do it.

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That'd be hilarious.

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You should dress like a matador.

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Honestly, it's fine.

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It beats a day of dressing room duty.

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Thank you. Think fast!

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Mexico hat!

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Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers,

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be sure to stop by grocery

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for a free sample of Señor Cloud salsa.

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And in pharmacy, get
yourself a flu shot,

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available in medium,
mild, ay-yi-yi picante,

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and I'm almost positive that
was written down wrong.

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Yes,
Señor Cloud salsa

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is very good for parties.

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And there are so many flavors.

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She is from Kansas City.

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Why is she talking
like Speedy Gonzales?

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I should say something to her.

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Absolutely not.

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Do not get involved in things
that don't concern you.

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People here are quicksand.
They will suck you in.

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So you're saying never help anyone?

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I'm saying don't help
anyone in this store.

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Within these walls,
helping is quicksand.

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You know, it's funny
that you mention walls.

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Because that summer that I spent
doing Habitat for Humanity,

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I was literally building...

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What? You know,

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you find ways to work that
into conversation a lot.

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Mm-hmm.

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I try not to say words like "hammer"

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or "roof" when I'm around you.

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One time you got there
from Hugh Laurie.

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Look, my point is, there
are people who do nothing

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and there are people who do something,

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and I am one of those people.

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Hmm.

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The... the something group.

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Excuse me.

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Sir, is there something
I can help you with?

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Really? Uh, wow, yes,

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uh, thank you so much.

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Oh, that's great.

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So, uh, just stack 'em in the pharmacy,

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and then there's gonna be a
few more loads in the trucks.

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- Oh, there's more?
- Oh, so many more.

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- Okay.
- Guess I'm gonna grab a coffee.

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All right.

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Have to have the salsa.

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Sometimes I like the tomatillo

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with the quesadilla,
but not all the time.

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- I'm gonna say something.
- Don't do it.

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Now, just walk me through
some of the features

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on some of these guys.

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'Cause a lot of 'em are saying
they do plaque control.

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My concern, specifically, is tartar.

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Okay, well, um...

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I'm a bit of a tartar guy.

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Yeah, my hygienist told me

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she'd never seen someone
with so much tartar.

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I thought that was a good thing.

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Um, it's not.

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Oh.

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You know, you and me, we're the same.

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Mm-hmm. Overachievers.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, am I tough?

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Uh, yeah, but I'm a pharmacist.

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I have to be tough, or people die.

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They don't pay me what
they pay me to slack off.

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All right, yeah.

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It's $116,670 a year.

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Oh, wow.

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Yeah, so I'm doing
pretty well for myself.

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Well, listen, uh, if
you need anything else

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you know where to find me.

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Great, so grab some
alcohol wipes, bandages,

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and sterile gauze pads.

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Bring in the first
patient and prep him.

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Man, we got a long day ahead of us.

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♪ Though I never felt
like this before ♪

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Hey, you know Glenn's not allowed

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to ask you to put on
that accent, right?

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I mean, I know he's the manager,

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but it just means he
can use the bathroom

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without asking anyone.

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No, I know that. I
decided on the accent.

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Oh my God, people love it.

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Hola, señorita,

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you want to make your day a fiesta?

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Sure. Thank you.

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See? Yep, some people love it,

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and, uh, and some people
might find it offensive.

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Offensive? Like, who?

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Oh, I don't know...

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maybe Latino people
who would think that

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you're exploiting your heritage

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and demeaning yourself.

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Okay, all right,

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I don't know who made
you Latino police,

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Amy, but I'm just trying to sell salsa.

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- No, I am not policing you.
- Okay, if you could keep...

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I'm merely suggesting that maybe
you don't need to resort...

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Hola, señorita! Como estas?

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Ooh, is that Mexican ketchup?

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"Jess, es berry" good.

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You mean, "Yes, it's very good."

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Oh, don't listen to her.

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You speak the language beautifully.

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Gracias, señorita.

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You want to try something special?

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This is, cómo se dice, pineapple.

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Okay, you know what? Stop.

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No! You stop.

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Talk like a normal person!

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Excuse me, miss, but she
is a normal person.

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That's exactly what I'm saying!

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Ow! Damn it!

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Mother, Amy! , aye!

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What the!

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- See? Fake accent.
- Oh, God!

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This is what you get when
you've got weak joints.

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That's why I have a dedicated
ankle day at the gym.

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I really am sorry, Carmen.

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I-I-I feel awful.

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Yeah, you should, Amy. It
was none of your business.

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Well, just to clarify,

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uh, I feel awful you hurt yourself.

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I still stand by my comments.

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Okay, there you go.

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Oh, and feel free to take a water.

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I'm an Uber driver in my spare time.

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I'll put your stuff in
your locker for you.

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And I already clocked out for you,

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so you're not gonna get paid

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for any of the time you missed.

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Don't you worry about that.

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Are you sure I can't drive her?

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No, I've been meaning to
drop by the hospital anyway.

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I like staring at the newborn babies

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until someone asks me to leave.

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Oh, but I do need someone

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to take over the Señor
Cloud salsa stand.

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Fine, I'll get somebody else.

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But it's a real shame,
because that sombrero

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really pops on darker skin.

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Okay, so do you have any questions

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about the hydrochlorothiazide?

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No, uh, could you also ring up

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a few other things for me, please?

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Sure, yeah.

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I have a doctorate in pharmacy,

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so this is a great use of my time.

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I live to serve. Thank you.

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Bernice, he said it's fine.

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Oh, God.

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One moment.

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Hey, J-dog, I have to, uh,

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go do some tranquility lunges,

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so could you give that
guy his shot for me?

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Oh, no, I can't. I'm not a pharmacist.

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Yeah, and I'm not a clerk,

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but I guess the world's all
topsy-turvy today, isn't it?

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Just think!

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I'm just basically looking
for an every day brush.

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Yeah, just kind of that workhorse,

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you know, that's in the collection.

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That I can know I'm just gonna

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put in the minutes with.

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Señor Cloud salsa...

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Um, I'll be right back.

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Uh, excuse me.

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I have some questions
about bristle density.

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Yes, es bueno por Cinco de Mayo,

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y quinceañeras, la biblioteca.

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Hola.

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Hey, what do you think you're doing?

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I... I am selling salsa
to support mi abuela.

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My burro has run away.

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Right, uh, whatever
this is, Mateo, I...

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No Mateo. Soy Jose!

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Jose was born in a small
village near Oaxaca.

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Okay, I get it.

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I get it, I get that it's fun

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to play make believe,

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but this is offensive.

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Oh.

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Like, I am sorry. I will "estop."

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Yes, please stop.

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I am trying to.

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I'm not kidding.

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Me neither. It's like when I "estart"

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doing the accent I cannot "estop."

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That's an interesting tattoo.

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Is that a unicorn?

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It's a horse

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with a railroad spike through his head.

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I see that now.

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It's not quite as magical, but...

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- I think it's clean.
- Right.

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Will you just give me the shot already?

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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The shot which comes
out of this needle.

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Okay, uh, huh.

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Okay.

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I think this does something.

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Should I have a belt?

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It's a tiny little needle, all right?
Just do it!

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All right, uh, just,
uh, you know, breathe.

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Or count to ten or something like that.

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And, uh, and away we go.

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I'm... I'm really sorry.

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Drink a lot of water.

265
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Told you. That's what happens

266
00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,608
when you try to help people out.

267
00:10:11,608 --> 00:10:13,607
What is that? What are you doing?

268
00:10:13,608 --> 00:10:15,607
That's quicksand.

269
00:10:15,608 --> 00:10:17,607
I'm dating this girl. She
teaches sign language.

270
00:10:17,608 --> 00:10:19,607
This is quicksand, and this
is you drowning in it.

271
00:10:19,608 --> 00:10:21,608
"Oh, I'm trying to help.

272
00:10:21,609 --> 00:10:24,607
I'm building houses for poor people!"

273
00:10:24,608 --> 00:10:25,608
Excuse me.

274
00:10:25,609 --> 00:10:28,607
Do you know how much longer
this is going to take?

275
00:10:28,608 --> 00:10:31,607
I don't know how long
I can keep standing.

276
00:10:31,608 --> 00:10:33,607
Uh...

277
00:10:35,608 --> 00:10:38,607
You know what, young lady?

278
00:10:38,608 --> 00:10:41,607
I'm sure there's a way
that we can help you out.

279
00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:42,608
Right this way.

280
00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:45,607
Thank you! Such a gentleman.

281
00:10:45,608 --> 00:10:47,607
Hey, why does she get to cut?

282
00:10:47,608 --> 00:10:50,607
Because white people help their own.

283
00:10:54,608 --> 00:10:56,607
It's like I forgot how to "espeak."

284
00:10:56,608 --> 00:10:58,607
I cannot stop playing the role.

285
00:10:58,608 --> 00:11:01,607
It's not a role. It's a stereotype.

286
00:11:01,608 --> 00:11:03,607
How would you feel if I was handing out

287
00:11:03,608 --> 00:11:04,608
Asian food and I was all like,

288
00:11:04,609 --> 00:11:07,607
"Oh, eh,
me grow up on a rice patty.

289
00:11:07,608 --> 00:11:10,607
"Eh, pwease, it most
honorable teriyaki chicken.

290
00:11:10,608 --> 00:11:12,608
Uh, so, ching-chong."

291
00:11:16,608 --> 00:11:18,607
That
would be messed up.

292
00:11:18,608 --> 00:11:21,607
Nice work on those
spreadsheets, Laquisha.

293
00:11:21,608 --> 00:11:23,607
Racism, you hear a lot about it,

294
00:11:23,608 --> 00:11:25,607
but what is it, really?

295
00:11:25,608 --> 00:11:26,608
Over the next 60 minutes...

296
00:11:28,608 --> 00:11:30,607
We are gonna take a journey
through time and race.

297
00:11:30,608 --> 00:11:31,608
Thanks a lot, guys.

298
00:11:31,609 --> 00:11:33,607
When I woke up this morning,

299
00:11:33,608 --> 00:11:34,608
I was hoping to learn about
racism from a white lady.

300
00:11:34,609 --> 00:11:36,608
No matter how good of
a dancer Jerome is.

301
00:11:42,608 --> 00:11:43,608
I need help with my

302
00:11:43,608 --> 00:11:43,608
toothbrush selection.

303
00:11:45,608 --> 00:11:48,607
Toothbrushes.

304
00:11:51,608 --> 00:11:52,608
You work here?

305
00:11:52,609 --> 00:11:54,607
Here's a riddle for you:

306
00:11:54,608 --> 00:11:56,607
what do Martin Luther King, Malcolm X,

307
00:11:56,608 --> 00:11:58,607
and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

308
00:11:58,608 --> 00:12:03,607
They were all prominent
African-American leaders.

309
00:12:03,608 --> 00:12:06,607
It's okay to goof around,
but you should never...

310
00:12:06,608 --> 00:12:09,607
So how long you been a racist?

311
00:12:09,608 --> 00:12:11,607
Just today. You?

312
00:12:11,608 --> 00:12:12,608
Me too.

313
00:12:12,609 --> 00:12:14,607
So far it's not really
working out for me.

314
00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:16,607
- Hmm.
- Because when we look

315
00:12:16,608 --> 00:12:19,607
past stereotypes, we
learn to appreciate

316
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:22,607
all the colors of the cloud.

317
00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:24,607
That sounds heavenly.

318
00:12:24,608 --> 00:12:28,607
Oh, MC Cool Cloud, you are too much.

319
00:12:31,608 --> 00:12:33,607
Too much.

320
00:12:33,608 --> 00:12:37,607
I think if there is any
takeaway from today, it's this:

321
00:12:37,608 --> 00:12:42,607
anyone can be a racist. Anyone.

322
00:12:42,608 --> 00:12:43,608
Okay, yes,

323
00:12:43,609 --> 00:12:45,607
I should not have done that impression,

324
00:12:45,608 --> 00:12:48,607
but I want to be clear that
I was not being racist.

325
00:12:48,608 --> 00:12:52,607
I was making a comment about racism.

326
00:12:52,608 --> 00:12:54,607
Well, yes, personally

327
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:55,608
I'm not a fan of racist comments, so...

328
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,608
No, it's not what...

329
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,607
I was exaggerating on
purpose to make a point.

330
00:12:59,608 --> 00:13:00,608
Parody.

331
00:13:00,609 --> 00:13:02,607
She was making a joke about racism.

332
00:13:02,608 --> 00:13:04,607
Yes!

333
00:13:04,608 --> 00:13:05,608
Well, are racist jokes okay again?

334
00:13:05,608 --> 00:13:06,608
What?

335
00:13:06,608 --> 00:13:07,608
Okay, uh, did you hear the one

336
00:13:07,609 --> 00:13:10,607
about the Jewish bird? You know what?
Never mind.

337
00:13:10,608 --> 00:13:11,608
Ooh, fun fact.

338
00:13:11,609 --> 00:13:13,607
The dude that voiced MC Cool Cloud

339
00:13:13,608 --> 00:13:14,608
committed suicide in 1994.

340
00:13:14,609 --> 00:13:16,608
- That's terrible.
- That makes sense.

341
00:13:16,609 --> 00:13:18,607
We also need to remember

342
00:13:18,608 --> 00:13:21,607
that helping people just
because they're white

343
00:13:21,608 --> 00:13:23,607
is almost as bad as discriminating

344
00:13:23,608 --> 00:13:26,607
against them if they're not white.

345
00:13:26,608 --> 00:13:27,608
It's exactly as bad.

346
00:13:27,609 --> 00:13:30,607
Well, he was still helping.

347
00:13:30,608 --> 00:13:33,607
I was helping that lady
because she was old,

348
00:13:33,608 --> 00:13:35,607
not because she was white.

349
00:13:35,608 --> 00:13:37,607
Ageism is just as racist as racism.

350
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:40,607
- That seems untrue.
- It is very true, Jonah.

351
00:13:40,608 --> 00:13:42,607
Okay, well, I think we can all

352
00:13:42,608 --> 00:13:45,608
go back to work, um, unless anyone

353
00:13:45,609 --> 00:13:49,608
wants to file an official
complaint of racial bias?

354
00:13:51,608 --> 00:13:52,608
Sandra?

355
00:13:52,609 --> 00:13:55,607
I often feel uncomfortable
in the stock room.

356
00:13:55,608 --> 00:13:56,608
There's a man there, Sal,

357
00:13:56,609 --> 00:13:58,607
who makes comments about my breasts.

358
00:13:58,608 --> 00:13:59,608
Yeah, okay, what you're talking about

359
00:13:59,608 --> 00:14:00,608
is sexual harassment,

360
00:14:00,608 --> 00:14:01,608
and that's a whole other video.

361
00:14:01,609 --> 00:14:03,607
Okay.

362
00:14:03,608 --> 00:14:05,607
It's just that sometimes
he calls me at home.

363
00:14:05,608 --> 00:14:07,607
Yeah, we're not gonna watch
another video, Sandra.

364
00:14:07,608 --> 00:14:11,607
Okay. Sorry.

365
00:14:11,608 --> 00:14:14,607
Okay, let's get back out there,

366
00:14:14,608 --> 00:14:15,608
and, uh, let's remember,

367
00:14:15,609 --> 00:14:17,607
"Color blind is"...

368
00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:19,607
"Color kind."

369
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:20,608
Thank you.

370
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:24,607
Amy, could you stick
around for a second?

371
00:14:26,608 --> 00:14:28,607
♪ No mires y no hables,
carnal, lo que no debes ♪

372
00:14:28,608 --> 00:14:31,607
Try a free sample of
our new salsa, sir?

373
00:14:31,608 --> 00:14:34,607
It's good. Nope, absolutely not.

374
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,607
People are not gonna buy salsa from you

375
00:14:36,608 --> 00:14:38,607
unless they think it's authentic.

376
00:14:38,608 --> 00:14:40,607
You got to add some "indigenous-ness."

377
00:14:40,608 --> 00:14:42,607
You know?

378
00:14:42,608 --> 00:14:44,607
Just put a little Vergara on it.

379
00:14:44,608 --> 00:14:47,607
You
want to buy some salsa?

380
00:14:47,608 --> 00:14:49,607
Is for charity!

381
00:14:49,608 --> 00:14:52,607
Oh, Jay, thank you for my necklace!

382
00:14:52,608 --> 00:14:54,607
No, stop it.

383
00:14:54,608 --> 00:14:55,608
I'm not going to put on a fake accent

384
00:14:55,609 --> 00:14:58,607
and I'm not gonna make
up fake charities.

385
00:14:58,608 --> 00:15:00,607
The charity is real.
Yeah, check it out.

386
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,607
All the proceeds go to the
La Benevolencia Orphanage

387
00:15:03,608 --> 00:15:05,607
in Los Nogales, Mexico.

388
00:15:05,608 --> 00:15:07,607
There's a different child on every jar.

389
00:15:07,608 --> 00:15:09,607
I think it's a collect
'em all situation.

390
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:12,607
Well, fine, that's great.

391
00:15:12,608 --> 00:15:15,607
That's a very worthy cause,

392
00:15:15,608 --> 00:15:18,607
but I think my dignity is
worth a little bit more

393
00:15:18,608 --> 00:15:19,608
than a few bucks for charity.

394
00:15:19,609 --> 00:15:21,607
Ah, these are all Juan S's.

395
00:15:21,608 --> 00:15:23,607
I've already got that one.

396
00:15:23,608 --> 00:15:26,607
Oh, score, Luisa M.!

397
00:15:26,608 --> 00:15:28,607
She was born without knees,

398
00:15:28,608 --> 00:15:30,607
but she loves to dance.

399
00:15:30,608 --> 00:15:33,608
Must be mostly upper body stuff.

400
00:15:35,608 --> 00:15:38,607
I think this one is good for "tar-tar."

401
00:15:38,608 --> 00:15:39,608
"Tar-tar."

402
00:15:39,609 --> 00:15:44,607
Nope, it's "tartar."

403
00:15:44,608 --> 00:15:46,607
Tartar, tartar, tartar, tartar.

404
00:15:46,608 --> 00:15:47,608
I... it's all just
sounding like gibberish.

405
00:15:47,609 --> 00:15:50,607
But um, let me just
take a run up on it.

406
00:15:50,608 --> 00:15:52,607
Um, I like my fish
with "tar-tar" sauce.

407
00:15:52,608 --> 00:15:53,608
It's still weird. No.

408
00:15:53,609 --> 00:15:55,607
Guys, um...

409
00:15:55,608 --> 00:15:57,607
this is benefitting a
very worthwhile cause.

410
00:15:57,608 --> 00:16:00,607
If you like orphans and
fire-roasted peppers,

411
00:16:00,608 --> 00:16:03,607
you truly couldn't make
a better purchase.

412
00:16:06,608 --> 00:16:10,608
Señor
Cloud es muy deliciosa.

413
00:16:14,608 --> 00:16:15,608
It's amazing, isn't it?

414
00:16:15,609 --> 00:16:18,608
Two pills so similar in appearance,

415
00:16:18,609 --> 00:16:22,609
but one can save a life
and one can destroy it.

416
00:16:26,608 --> 00:16:28,607
Look, I think the people
are getting impatient.

417
00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:31,607
Oh, oh, would you look at us? Huh?

418
00:16:31,608 --> 00:16:33,607
Gabbing like best friends

419
00:16:33,608 --> 00:16:35,607
who hang out, socially, I think.

420
00:16:35,608 --> 00:16:37,607
Um, why don't you open up

421
00:16:37,608 --> 00:16:38,608
another box of vaccines,
and we'll get to work.

422
00:16:38,609 --> 00:16:40,607
Okay, where are the other boxes?

423
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,607
Well, no, the ones you
brought in this morning.

424
00:16:42,608 --> 00:16:45,608
Oh, those? We're done.
We went through those.

425
00:16:46,608 --> 00:16:49,607
Okay. Yeah, okay.

426
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:52,607
Uh, don't panic, don't
panic, don't panic.

427
00:16:52,608 --> 00:16:54,607
- You okay?
- Don't panic!

428
00:16:54,608 --> 00:16:58,607
Ah! Ah, what'd I tell you?

429
00:16:58,608 --> 00:17:01,607
Don't panic, because we... we
still have one vaccine left.

430
00:17:01,608 --> 00:17:03,607
What I need you to do is go out there

431
00:17:03,608 --> 00:17:07,608
and tell everyone that. Yeah.

432
00:17:14,608 --> 00:17:16,607
Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

433
00:17:16,608 --> 00:17:18,608
Do I have that?

434
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,607
Wall to wall, brother.

435
00:17:23,608 --> 00:17:24,608
- Oh, no.
- Yeah.

436
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:25,608
Oh, gosh, that's what that is.

437
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,607
It happens to the best of us.

438
00:17:27,608 --> 00:17:29,607
There's celebrities that
have too much tartar.

439
00:17:29,608 --> 00:17:31,607
- Okay.
- Lionel Richie.

440
00:17:31,608 --> 00:17:33,607
- No.
- Yeah.

441
00:17:33,608 --> 00:17:36,607
Is it similar to what you
would eat in your village?

442
00:17:36,608 --> 00:17:40,607
Sí. Sí, sí, sí.

443
00:17:40,608 --> 00:17:42,607
Es muy autentica.

444
00:17:42,608 --> 00:17:43,608
It
is just like the salsa

445
00:17:43,609 --> 00:17:47,607
my mother would make in a
bowl made from a giant rock.

446
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:52,607
You must have enjoyed
many fiestas growing up.

447
00:17:52,608 --> 00:17:53,608
Where are you from?

448
00:17:53,609 --> 00:17:56,607
Um...

449
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:57,608
My
sister and I grew up

450
00:17:57,609 --> 00:18:00,607
in a small village near the
banks of the Rio Grande.

451
00:18:00,608 --> 00:18:02,607
Ooh!

452
00:18:02,608 --> 00:18:04,607
Jose.

453
00:18:04,608 --> 00:18:06,607
Gracias, Jose.

454
00:18:06,608 --> 00:18:09,607
There's two of them.

455
00:18:09,608 --> 00:18:12,607
Anybody who doesn't get a shot
today will get one tomorrow.

456
00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:14,607
I can't take another day off of work.

457
00:18:14,608 --> 00:18:15,608
Well, ma'am...

458
00:18:15,609 --> 00:18:17,607
And it's not just me, it's for my baby!

459
00:18:17,608 --> 00:18:19,607
- I'm sorry...
- And she's all that I have left

460
00:18:19,608 --> 00:18:23,607
of my husband who died in the
war fighting for America!

461
00:18:23,608 --> 00:18:25,607
Okay, no, well, all right.

462
00:18:25,608 --> 00:18:28,607
We'll give you the shot,
if you just come around...

463
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,608
Wait, you're gonna give her my shot?

464
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,607
Well, sir, it should
probably go to the person

465
00:18:31,608 --> 00:18:32,608
who needs it the most, don't you think?

466
00:18:32,609 --> 00:18:35,607
Uh, what about me? I teach preschool.

467
00:18:35,608 --> 00:18:37,608
I'm an actor!

468
00:18:43,608 --> 00:18:44,608
- This is Eugenics!
- Who are you to play God?

469
00:18:46,608 --> 00:18:48,607
Okay, again, again, again!

470
00:18:48,608 --> 00:18:50,607
To put it into perspective,

471
00:18:50,608 --> 00:18:51,608
anybody who doesn't get a vaccine today

472
00:18:51,609 --> 00:18:54,607
will just have to take a short
car ride to another store,

473
00:18:54,608 --> 00:18:55,608
or come back tomorrow.

474
00:18:55,609 --> 00:18:57,607
That's what the Nazis said.

475
00:19:00,608 --> 00:19:02,607
Olé!

476
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:06,607
Yes, yes, we are so happy
you liked our dance,

477
00:19:06,608 --> 00:19:09,607
but it is also important
to remember that

478
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:13,607
Latinos can be doctors, and lawyers,

479
00:19:13,608 --> 00:19:15,608
and architects.

480
00:19:16,608 --> 00:19:18,607
Never mind, I'm just playing.

481
00:19:18,608 --> 00:19:20,607
You should see the look
on your gringo faces.

482
00:19:20,608 --> 00:19:21,608
Arriba!

483
00:19:21,608 --> 00:19:22,608
Uno mas!

484
00:19:29,608 --> 00:19:30,608
No, Carmen, it's not
what it looks like.

485
00:19:33,608 --> 00:19:35,607
It's for charity!

486
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,607
Olé!

487
00:19:37,608 --> 00:19:39,607
Attention, shoppers, it is 2:00.

488
00:19:39,608 --> 00:19:41,607
All associates working
the morning shift,

489
00:19:41,608 --> 00:19:43,607
it is time for you to leave.

490
00:19:44,609 --> 00:19:46,607
Where you going?

491
00:19:46,608 --> 00:19:47,608
We're not finished here!

492
00:19:47,609 --> 00:19:49,607
We are not finished!

493
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,607
If you are leaving,

494
00:19:53,608 --> 00:19:54,608
I hope you learned that no good deed

495
00:19:54,609 --> 00:19:56,607
goes unpunished, but, also,

496
00:19:56,608 --> 00:19:58,607
no matter how bad a day you had,

497
00:19:58,608 --> 00:20:01,607
at the end of your shift
you get to clock out

498
00:20:01,608 --> 00:20:03,608
and leave the job at the door.

499
00:20:04,608 --> 00:20:07,607
Anyway, this does not
pertain to most of you,

500
00:20:07,608 --> 00:20:11,608
so green beans are on sale for 89¢.

501
00:20:36,608 --> 00:20:37,608
I can't do this.

502
00:20:46,608 --> 00:20:50,607
- Tough day, huh?
- Yeah.

503
00:20:50,608 --> 00:20:51,608
I just needed to sit.

504
00:20:51,609 --> 00:20:54,607
Mind if I join you?

505
00:20:54,608 --> 00:20:57,608
Be my guest.

506
00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:17,607
I was reading this
article about UV rays...

507
00:21:17,608 --> 00:21:19,608
Shh.

508
00:21:28,608 --> 00:21:31,608
Got it! Great day, guys.

509
00:21:32,173 --> 00:21:33,776
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