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- [whimpers]
- Shh. It's gonna be okay.
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[whimpering]
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- What happened?
- Jeremy died this morning.
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- [gasps]
- No.
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Jeremy died?
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Jer... the tall guy? He was so young.
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Oh, I called it. You can't
be that tall and live.
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No. [chokes up]
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Not stupid, tall Jeremy.
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I wish he'd die.
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My bird Jeremy.
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One day he was alive, and then the next...
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[sobs]
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[sighs]
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I had him since he was a little...
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[holding back sobs]
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[snorts]
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[sobbing]
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Bird? Little bird?
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She was probably gonna say "little bird."
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[upbeat music]
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♪
♪
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[Chatter] ♪
♪
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I'm sure he's in a better place.
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Right, Mateo?
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Yeah, I bet he's in bird heaven.
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You think so? But he was so violent.
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Damn, man, I tried to get it off,
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but no one would cover my shift.
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I would've stayed home,
but Emma needs braces
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and they just cut back
on Adam's hours at work,
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so I need the money.
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Hey, maybe it won't be so
bad. Just got to let it happen.
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What's going on? What's today?
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Oh, you don't
know. - K-know what?
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Know this.
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Hmm.
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Oh, thought I heard the
music. Guess I timed it wrong.
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It's Color Wars!
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Whoo. [all groan]
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What's Color Wars?
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Two teams... one gold, one red...
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And whoever sells the most
by the end of the day wins.
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Please, I'm not in the mood.
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What do we win?
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Oh, this year the winning team gets...
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[imitates drumroll]
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A pizza party.
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[all groan]
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Sometimes I just want to get in my car
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and drive and drive, drive.
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Buckle your seat belt,
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because you are about to experience Cloud 9
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as you have never experienced it before.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[sighs]
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Hey, Dina, what you doing
over here in the bleachers?
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It's Color Wars.
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Do birds go to Heaven?
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No, they don't have souls.
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They just become dirt.
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- Oh.
- Okay?
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Okay.
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Hey, if it would cheer you up,
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you could help me plan the pizza party.
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What's there to plan?
You're just buying a pizza.
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No, that's a pizza dinner.
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The word "party" changes things.
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There are certain expectations.
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I mean, I could do it on my own,
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but it'd be way more fun to do with you.
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[clears throat]
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All right, I'll help you
with the stupid party.
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But wait. Not if you don't want to.
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Well, you've begged me,
so, yeah, I'll help you,
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but I got to say, I've got some
major problems with your ideas.
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You haven't even heard them yet.
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I've heard them for years.
They always suck.
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No, they don't.
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Which ones?
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All right, now, when you check out,
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they're gonna ask you if
you were helped by someone
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on the Red Team or the Gold Team.
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This next part's very important.
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I do not care.
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[indistinct chatter]
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No one's into the contest.
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I don't think the promise
of pizza has the same effect
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it had on us when we were kids.
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It's a pizza party.
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Besides, that's not the only prize.
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Everyone on the winning team gets $100.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Why didn't you tell us that before?
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I was saving it.
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I wanted to have a nice surprise incentive
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for the end of the day.
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No, you have to tell people
about incentives beforehand.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, should I tell people, then?
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Should I make an announcement?
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Um, I can. I can do it.
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Each member of the
winning team takes home...
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$100.
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[all gasp]
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I could really use that money.
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I've been saving up for one
of those 3D ultrasounds...
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You know, the one where
the baby's all like...
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And the best part is that the Red Team
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doesn't even know about the money.
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- Jonah?
- I'm sorry. Just... I don't...
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I-I am a little uncomfortable
pushing people
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to buy things that they don't want or need.
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- [all groan]
- Seriously? Just stop it.
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I will kill myself before I go
back to 2D ultrasound, okay?
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I will kill myself.
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- Withdrawn.
- Okay.
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Let's stick to departments
that play to our strengths.
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Jenny, cosmetics is not your...
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[clears throat]
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- Hey...
- All: Hey.
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What's up, girl? [chuckles awkwardly]
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[vending machine whirring]
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Oh, just...
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[bill scratching]
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[scoffs]
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[vending machine whirring]
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I was putting it in wrong.
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♪ All I want to do is have
fun with my loved ones ♪
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♪ The thug ones,
relatives, and my cousins ♪
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♪ And I got them by the dozens ♪
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♪ When they buzzin', quick
to say [...] your husband ♪
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♪ This is for my
[...] locked away ♪
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♪ Extra love for the ones
who ain't got no date ♪
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♪ But when we hit checkmate
with Ice Cube the great ♪
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♪ As soon as I get a word,
we can rush the safe ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Freaky gyration is
close to fornication ♪
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♪
♪
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Wow. Looks like you guys
are doing pretty good.
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What? Oh, pssh. Whatever. okay.
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Looks like somebody's
taking the competition
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a little too seriously all of a sudden.
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I can't believe you're even
looking at the board, Garrett.
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Well, I wasn't.
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I just turned my head, and
my eyeballs went with it.
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That's how faces work,
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but it looks like you were
studying it pretty closely.
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Um, okay, whatever you say.
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I'm gonna go chill in the break room.
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Lates.
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"Lates"?
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Hey, Mateo, you notice
anything funny about this?
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- Big guy, tiny shirt...
- Classic. I already Instagrammed it.
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No, I mean, why is the
Gold Team selling so hard?
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I don't know.
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Let me do a little investigating.
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Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow.
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There's a $100 prize for the winning team.
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Thank you very much.
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[exhaling deeply]
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Obviously, don't have sex
with any of the customers,
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but if a man is under the impression,
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however misguided, that the more he buys,
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the less impossible it might be
that he could have sex with you,
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well, that's on him.
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But, uh, you're a lady, and I respect you.
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Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers,
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we'd like to welcome the members
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of our Second Chances
Program in the gold T-shirts.
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If you'd prefer to work with someone
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who hasn't committed
a violent crime,
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our red-shirted employees
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will be more than happy to help out.
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Yes, the Cloud 9 Second
Chances Program...
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'cause knowledge is worth 100 bucks.
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[Edwin Starr's "War"]
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♪ Huh, yeah ♪
♪ What is good for? ♪
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♪ Absolutely nothing, say it again, y'all ♪
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♪ War ♪
♪ Huh, huh, good God ♪
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Dina, we have to prioritize.
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We don't need a piñata.
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Piñatas are awesome.
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You're hitting things,
eating candy, taking turns.
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what more do you want?
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Our party budget is only $60,
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and the tiny clown alone is $40.
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We don't need a tiny clown.
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I already agreed to cut
the fat clown, remember?
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So pretty soon this party
is gonna have zero clowns.
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Is that what you want...
A party with zero clowns?
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This one's twice as much,
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but it comes with a built-in bean hopper.
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Yeah, I-I doubt you'd ever
use most of these features.
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Are you sure?
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'Cause I'm leaning
toward the expensive one,
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and I can't stress
enough, money is no object.
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Honestly, unless you're, like, a barista,
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I think you're better off
with just a regular auto-drip.
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All right, I guess I'll spend
the difference on lotto tickets,
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although, realistically, what
are my chances of winning twice?
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Jonah, so the Red Team
knows about the money now,
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so it's time for the Gold Team
to stop pussyfooting around.
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I'm not doing that with my feet.
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I-I just have trouble pressuring people
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into buying stuff they don't need.
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Well, that's selfish.
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Actually, I think it's
the opposite of selfish.
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Come on, Jonah, you're better than this.
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Look at the Red Team.
Brett just sold a shelf.
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Not the items on the shelf...
He sold an actual shelf.
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Yeah, well, that's Brett. Guy's a machine.
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Okay, look...
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money's a little tight for me right now.
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So maybe $100 doesn't
mean that much to you,
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but some of us could really use it.
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So can you please start selling
people crap they don't need?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Believe me... that bean
hopper has come in handy
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more times than I can count.
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That's what I said.
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- Gold pride?
- Gold pride.
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Don't take "No" for an answer.
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And then in blue icing, have
it say, "Congratulations."
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Got that?
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No, not "Congratulations. Got that?"
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Just "Congratulations."
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No, I don't want you to write
"Congratulations. Got that?
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"No, not 'Congratulations. Got that?'
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Just 'Congratulations.'"
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- What do I do here?
- He doesn't know English.
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He's just transcribing phonetically.
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Well, what language does he speak?
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You hired him.
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That's why, if it was up to
me, I'd fire half the staff.
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No, don't put that on the cake.
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Need some help with the grill?
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Uh, no, no, no, no. I'm just browsing.
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I already got the base model.
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Ah.
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She's a beaut, huh?
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- Yeah.
- She's a-a real beaut.
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Believe me... I wish I could afford it,
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but, I mean,
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how much am I gonna really use
a motorized rotisserie burner?
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I use mine all the time.
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It's... it's gotten me out
of some pretty crazy jams.
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Are you a... you a grill guy?
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So much.
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Okay. Charcoal or gas?
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If you need to ask, then
you are not a grill guy.
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- Yes, exactly. That's good.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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I should use that in one of my videos.
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Your, uh... what videos?
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I do these... these
grilling videos on YouTube.
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It's not a... it's not
a big deal or anything.
257
00:10:37,097 --> 00:10:38,363
Sounds like a big deal to me.
258
00:10:38,365 --> 00:10:40,132
- I got nine subscribers.
- What?
259
00:10:40,134 --> 00:10:41,333
I don't even know three of them.
260
00:10:41,335 --> 00:10:43,468
- Wow.
- Total strangers. Yeah.
261
00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:46,438
That's, uh... I guess, then, one could say
262
00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,040
you almost need this.
263
00:10:49,042 --> 00:10:51,576
Yeah, maybe, maybe. Let
me run it by my wife.
264
00:10:51,578 --> 00:10:53,145
I think she's around here
somewhere, and I'll...
265
00:10:53,147 --> 00:10:54,379
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
266
00:10:54,381 --> 00:10:55,547
Hold on. Come on.
267
00:10:55,549 --> 00:10:57,048
Uh, let's not... [clears throat]
268
00:10:57,050 --> 00:10:58,683
Let's not bring a lady into this, right?
269
00:10:58,685 --> 00:10:59,818
This is guy stuff...
270
00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:02,020
You know, grills, football,
271
00:11:02,022 --> 00:11:05,090
cars, porn.
272
00:11:08,162 --> 00:11:11,096
Yeah, I'll just... I'll,
uh... I'll call her.
273
00:11:11,098 --> 00:11:13,298
Yeah, all right.
274
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:16,201
You think you're a bigger
Minions fan than me?
275
00:11:16,203 --> 00:11:19,337
I don't think so, 'cause if you were,
276
00:11:19,339 --> 00:11:22,374
you would have a Minions blanket
277
00:11:22,376 --> 00:11:25,644
and a Minions night-light
278
00:11:25,646 --> 00:11:28,713
and some Minions candy
279
00:11:28,715 --> 00:11:31,783
and this princess thing.
280
00:11:31,785 --> 00:11:33,318
[cell phone vibrates]
281
00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,320
One second. Hey, babe, what's up?
282
00:11:35,322 --> 00:11:38,390
Uh, yeah, yeah, I just wanted
to run something by you.
283
00:11:38,392 --> 00:11:40,091
Oh, I'm really busy right now. Can it wait?
284
00:11:40,093 --> 00:11:41,960
Well, I was just at home, and I realized
285
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:44,129
we were out of AA
batteries, so I had the...
286
00:11:44,131 --> 00:11:45,630
Oh, AA batteries. I'll bring some home.
287
00:11:45,632 --> 00:11:46,998
Okay, I love you, bye.
288
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,968
That was the head Minion,
289
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:54,139
and he told me to tell you to tell your mom
290
00:11:54,141 --> 00:11:56,107
to get you a new Xbox.
291
00:11:56,109 --> 00:12:00,479
Um, she couldn't talk. [chuckles]
292
00:12:00,481 --> 00:12:02,481
Well...
293
00:12:02,483 --> 00:12:05,650
it's, uh, not like you didn't try, right?
294
00:12:05,652 --> 00:12:06,852
- Yeah.
- Huh?
295
00:12:06,854 --> 00:12:08,954
- Yeah, I tried.
- Yeah.
296
00:12:08,956 --> 00:12:10,355
- Let's do this.
- Okay.
297
00:12:10,357 --> 00:12:11,556
- Yeah.
- All right.
298
00:12:11,558 --> 00:12:13,692
- Yeah.
- Look out, cookout.
299
00:12:13,694 --> 00:12:15,193
[chuckles] What?
300
00:12:15,195 --> 00:12:17,229
My Nana used to say that all the time.
301
00:12:18,573 --> 00:12:20,941
Trust me, you don't want the RX 5.
302
00:12:20,943 --> 00:12:22,576
The Vilano Forza's the way to go.
303
00:12:22,578 --> 00:12:24,911
The RX 5 got five spokes on RoadPro,
304
00:12:24,913 --> 00:12:26,179
and it's half the price.
305
00:12:26,181 --> 00:12:28,782
- Mm, okay.
- What's that mean?
306
00:12:28,784 --> 00:12:33,186
[sighs] Look, man, I
used to own the 5, okay?
307
00:12:33,188 --> 00:12:35,055
And it was good...
308
00:12:35,057 --> 00:12:36,423
till the pedals came loose
309
00:12:36,425 --> 00:12:38,725
when I was crossing a busy street.
310
00:12:41,330 --> 00:12:43,630
Oh, I... Oh, I'm sorry.
311
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,265
But, hey, you know what?
312
00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:47,701
I like to focus on the positive.
313
00:12:47,703 --> 00:12:49,503
I'll ring you up for the RX-5.
314
00:12:49,505 --> 00:12:52,973
Actually, let's go with the Vilano.
315
00:12:52,975 --> 00:12:54,441
Hell, yeah!
316
00:12:54,443 --> 00:12:56,776
And let's get you one of
these fancy racer helmets too.
317
00:12:56,778 --> 00:13:00,013
"I wish I had a better helmet"
was my first full sentence
318
00:13:00,015 --> 00:13:03,183
when they taught me how to speak again.
319
00:13:03,185 --> 00:13:07,754
♪ All our times have come ♪
320
00:13:07,756 --> 00:13:09,156
The woman is a maid.
321
00:13:09,158 --> 00:13:10,724
She needs to do what I tell her to do.
322
00:13:10,726 --> 00:13:11,958
How will you be paying?
323
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,461
I just said, "You can quit if you want",
324
00:13:14,463 --> 00:13:16,563
but I can call INS if I want."
325
00:13:16,565 --> 00:13:18,031
That shut her up.
326
00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:20,200
I don't know. Something about
her car catching on fire.
327
00:13:20,202 --> 00:13:21,535
The point is, she was late.
328
00:13:21,537 --> 00:13:24,204
So call an Uber. Exactly.
329
00:13:24,206 --> 00:13:26,406
I mean, she walked all the
way here from Guatemala,
330
00:13:26,408 --> 00:13:29,209
but she can't make it a
couple of miles across town?
331
00:13:29,211 --> 00:13:31,244
Place the ribs at a direct heat
332
00:13:31,246 --> 00:13:33,713
and let them cook
for almost two hours.
333
00:13:40,589 --> 00:13:41,988
I love this.
334
00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:43,490
- Oh.
- Yeah.
335
00:13:43,492 --> 00:13:44,791
Thanks. Thanks.
336
00:13:44,793 --> 00:13:46,760
Yeah, I hate it on cooking
shows how they start a dish
337
00:13:46,762 --> 00:13:48,361
and then they cut to
later after it's cooked.
338
00:13:48,363 --> 00:13:49,462
Yeah.
339
00:13:49,464 --> 00:13:51,198
So all my videos are done in real time.
340
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,399
You never see that.
341
00:13:52,401 --> 00:13:54,701
You never see that.
342
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,303
No, and you know what?
343
00:13:56,305 --> 00:14:00,740
This'll be even better in 4K Ultra HD, huh?
344
00:14:00,742 --> 00:14:02,209
Oh, I don't know.
345
00:14:02,211 --> 00:14:04,511
That seems like a lot to spend on a hobby.
346
00:14:04,513 --> 00:14:06,213
Oh, whoa, whoa!
347
00:14:06,215 --> 00:14:07,981
Stop calling this a hobby.
348
00:14:07,983 --> 00:14:10,383
- This is a career.
- Yeah?
349
00:14:10,385 --> 00:14:12,419
My wife kind of thinks
my videos are stupid.
350
00:14:12,421 --> 00:14:15,288
Well, no offense, but I kind
of think your wife is stupid.
351
00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:17,657
Oh, nice. Yeah. [both laugh]
352
00:14:17,659 --> 00:14:19,993
But, you know, she probably
wouldn't be very happy
353
00:14:19,995 --> 00:14:21,361
if I spend any more money right now.
354
00:14:21,363 --> 00:14:23,597
Hey, what about what makes you happy?
355
00:14:23,599 --> 00:14:25,632
You need to give yourself permission
356
00:14:25,634 --> 00:14:28,768
to do something for
yourself, just for once.
357
00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:30,270
That's true.
358
00:14:30,272 --> 00:14:31,404
- Yeah.
- Huh?
359
00:14:31,406 --> 00:14:32,472
That's true, yes.
360
00:14:32,474 --> 00:14:33,540
Yes? Yes.
361
00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:34,507
- Yes to that?
- I'm gonna do it.
362
00:14:34,509 --> 00:14:35,508
- Yes.
- Yes.
363
00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:37,444
Why should she get time off?
364
00:14:37,446 --> 00:14:39,879
I don't get time off from being a stepmom.
365
00:14:39,881 --> 00:14:41,815
[Amy sighs]
366
00:14:41,817 --> 00:14:43,583
How's it going?
367
00:14:43,585 --> 00:14:45,518
[sighs] Not so great.
368
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:49,189
Brett sold the nacho-cheese
dispenser from the cafe.
369
00:14:49,191 --> 00:14:51,524
The man knows how to
close. How does he do it?
370
00:14:51,526 --> 00:14:53,126
I don't know. And you know what?
371
00:14:53,128 --> 00:14:54,461
This is not gonna help,
372
00:14:54,463 --> 00:14:58,298
but I was this close
to making a $1,000 sale,
373
00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:59,899
and then I opened my big, fat mouth
374
00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:02,836
and talked him into spending $2,000.
375
00:15:02,838 --> 00:15:04,804
- Shut up. No way.
- I did what you said.
376
00:15:04,806 --> 00:15:06,206
I did not take "No" for an answer.
377
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:07,507
- Oh, my God.
- And every time
378
00:15:07,509 --> 00:15:09,142
I felt bad for the guy, I just thought,
379
00:15:09,144 --> 00:15:11,878
"Hey, look, it's either coming
out of his pocket or Amy's."
380
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,547
Yes! Oh, my God, I love
you so much right now.
381
00:15:14,549 --> 00:15:16,750
Um, get back to work.
382
00:15:16,752 --> 00:15:18,018
Okay.
383
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:22,622
- [sighs] I hate balloons.
- Well, we need them.
384
00:15:22,624 --> 00:15:24,624
Balloons are like our souls.
385
00:15:24,626 --> 00:15:26,526
They want to go up, but can't,
386
00:15:26,528 --> 00:15:28,361
and when you pop them, they scream.
387
00:15:28,363 --> 00:15:30,730
Okay, I thought we were
throwing this party together,
388
00:15:30,732 --> 00:15:33,500
but, sure, let's only get things
that are important to Glenn.
389
00:15:33,502 --> 00:15:34,801
God forbid we splurge on a piñata
390
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:37,203
for the lady who woke up
to her dead best friend
391
00:15:37,205 --> 00:15:39,339
and then had to sneak him
into her neighbor's garbage can
392
00:15:39,341 --> 00:15:42,275
before trash pickup.
393
00:15:42,277 --> 00:15:45,045
[whimpers]
394
00:15:46,948 --> 00:15:49,549
Okay. You really want a piñata?
395
00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:50,750
I have an idea.
396
00:15:50,752 --> 00:15:53,119
Oh, who cares? I have ideas all the time.
397
00:15:53,121 --> 00:15:54,821
"I wish I would've bought a Vitamix"
398
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:58,024
was the first thing I said
when I woke up from my coma.
399
00:15:58,026 --> 00:15:59,926
Could save your life, man.
400
00:15:59,928 --> 00:16:03,063
How exactly did a non Vitamix
blender put you in a coma?
401
00:16:03,065 --> 00:16:04,698
That's a very offensive question
402
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,266
to ask a disabled person.
403
00:16:06,268 --> 00:16:10,937
Oh, Amy's husband's here.
404
00:16:10,939 --> 00:16:13,606
Oh, wow. That is not what I...
405
00:16:13,608 --> 00:16:17,811
So is he, like, a...
Like, a really funny guy
406
00:16:17,813 --> 00:16:19,679
or a musician or something?
407
00:16:19,681 --> 00:16:22,148
I don't think so. I think
he makes grill videos.
408
00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:24,651
[scoffs]
409
00:16:24,653 --> 00:16:27,454
Oh, no.
410
00:16:27,456 --> 00:16:28,722
No, no, no, no.
411
00:16:28,724 --> 00:16:33,159
And then we just fill
it up again with candy.
412
00:16:33,161 --> 00:16:36,229
Yeah, I know how a piñata works.
413
00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:40,767
Thanks. This was a good idea.
414
00:16:40,769 --> 00:16:42,302
Aw.
415
00:16:43,505 --> 00:16:45,472
Hey, this stuffing looks like clouds.
416
00:16:45,474 --> 00:16:47,707
We could use this as, uh,
decorations for the party.
417
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,476
Cloud 9!
418
00:16:49,478 --> 00:16:51,916
Look at us working together,
419
00:16:52,016 --> 00:16:54,941
riffing off each other's ideas, huh?
420
00:16:54,942 --> 00:16:57,876
It's kind of like jazz, you know?
421
00:16:57,879 --> 00:17:01,213
[scatting awkwardly]
422
00:17:01,215 --> 00:17:03,082
[scatting]
423
00:17:03,084 --> 00:17:05,284
Yeah. Yeah, go, go, go.
424
00:17:05,286 --> 00:17:07,053
[scatting]
425
00:17:07,055 --> 00:17:09,422
[scatting awkwardly]
426
00:17:09,424 --> 00:17:11,624
Xylophone sound.
427
00:17:11,626 --> 00:17:13,459
♪ We're jazzin', we're snazzin' ♪
428
00:17:13,461 --> 00:17:14,961
[both scatting]
429
00:17:14,963 --> 00:17:17,263
- Hey.
- Hey.
430
00:17:17,265 --> 00:17:18,864
I don't think you should buy this stuff.
431
00:17:18,866 --> 00:17:20,600
Huh? You just said that I should.
432
00:17:20,602 --> 00:17:22,201
Yeah, but then I realized,
433
00:17:22,203 --> 00:17:23,936
what if part of the lightning in the bottle
434
00:17:23,938 --> 00:17:25,805
you were able to capture in those videos
435
00:17:25,807 --> 00:17:29,075
was actually the old-school grill, right?
436
00:17:29,077 --> 00:17:30,543
Uh, I don't think that's true.
437
00:17:30,545 --> 00:17:32,078
Sure, sure. You know what?
438
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,379
Hey, how about this? how about this?
439
00:17:33,381 --> 00:17:34,981
You head out to the car,
440
00:17:34,983 --> 00:17:36,549
and I'm gonna bring this stuff out to you.
441
00:17:36,551 --> 00:17:39,018
Oh, I still got to pay for it, so...
442
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:41,420
- It's on me.
- What?
443
00:17:41,422 --> 00:17:44,323
I would like to pay for this... all of it.
444
00:17:44,325 --> 00:17:47,259
What, you mean you want to, like, invest?
445
00:17:47,261 --> 00:17:48,661
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
446
00:17:48,663 --> 00:17:50,630
I want to get in on the ground floor.
447
00:17:50,632 --> 00:17:52,365
You know what? Partners?
448
00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:54,567
Well, what percentage are we talking?
449
00:17:54,569 --> 00:17:56,268
Ah, you... whatever you think is fair.
450
00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:57,536
We can talk about it later.
451
00:17:57,538 --> 00:17:59,805
No, no, no, no. I don't think so.
452
00:17:59,807 --> 00:18:01,207
I mean, that's how people get in trouble.
453
00:18:01,209 --> 00:18:03,876
I could see maybe going 80-20.
454
00:18:03,878 --> 00:18:07,580
Uh, 80 20 is a deal.
You got yourself a deal.
455
00:18:07,582 --> 00:18:09,348
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
456
00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:11,517
I just... I'm not sure I want
to give up that kind of equity.
457
00:18:11,519 --> 00:18:12,585
I don't need equity.
458
00:18:12,587 --> 00:18:14,553
I just need you to get
out of here before...
459
00:18:14,555 --> 00:18:17,590
- Adam?
- That happens.
460
00:18:19,408 --> 00:18:21,375
We can't afford a grill right now.
461
00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:22,709
But we can afford for you to take
462
00:18:22,711 --> 00:18:24,644
all the college classes in the world.
463
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:25,945
Excuse me?
464
00:18:25,947 --> 00:18:27,747
This is not Adam's fault. This is my fault.
465
00:18:27,749 --> 00:18:29,315
Jonah, stay out of this.
466
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,985
Those college courses are gonna help me
467
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,721
make more money for us.
468
00:18:34,723 --> 00:18:37,357
So will the videos.
Jonah's already invested.
469
00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:39,125
I wouldn't use the word "invested."
470
00:18:39,127 --> 00:18:40,393
We're 90 10 partners.
471
00:18:40,395 --> 00:18:41,694
I thought you said 80 20?
472
00:18:41,696 --> 00:18:42,796
Stop it, Jonah.
473
00:18:42,798 --> 00:18:44,197
For once in my life,
474
00:18:44,199 --> 00:18:48,010
I want to give myself permission
to do something for myself.
475
00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:50,377
For once in your life, Adam?
476
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,945
- Yes.
- Come on.
477
00:18:51,947 --> 00:18:54,247
- What about the kickboxing gym...
- Yeah.
478
00:18:54,249 --> 00:18:56,716
- Or the Reggaeton album...
- Ooh.
479
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,186
And the home brewed beer?
480
00:18:59,188 --> 00:19:01,621
Wow. That is so low that
you would bring that up.
481
00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:03,590
- That is still aging.
- It smells.
482
00:19:03,592 --> 00:19:05,559
Yeah? Jonah says I have potential.
483
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,313
What about that?
484
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,270
Oh, oh, that's what Jonah says?
485
00:19:08,370 --> 00:19:10,437
Tell her.
486
00:19:10,439 --> 00:19:12,105
Um, sorry, ma'am?
487
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:13,139
Crock-Pots?
488
00:19:13,141 --> 00:19:16,409
Yes, Crock-Pots are just over here.
489
00:19:16,411 --> 00:19:18,245
[Glenn and Dina scatting]
490
00:19:18,247 --> 00:19:20,714
♪ Many hands make for
less work for everyone ♪
491
00:19:20,716 --> 00:19:22,883
♪ Many hands make for
less work for everyone ♪
492
00:19:22,885 --> 00:19:27,320
[scatting]
493
00:19:27,322 --> 00:19:29,623
Both: ♪ Teamwork ♪
494
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:32,259
Oh, come on, guys, I mean...
495
00:19:32,261 --> 00:19:35,161
[light applause]
496
00:19:35,163 --> 00:19:36,863
So who won?
497
00:19:36,865 --> 00:19:38,932
Gold Team won, Myrtle.
498
00:19:38,934 --> 00:19:41,101
He's told you that, like, six times.
499
00:19:42,537 --> 00:19:45,305
Victory is sweet. Hoo hoo.
500
00:19:45,307 --> 00:19:46,473
But you know what?
501
00:19:46,475 --> 00:19:49,576
The real victory is
that we did it together.
502
00:19:49,578 --> 00:19:50,977
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
503
00:19:50,979 --> 00:19:52,779
Wait. You're on the Red Team.
504
00:19:52,781 --> 00:19:55,315
I'm on the Take One of Each T-shirt Team.
505
00:19:55,317 --> 00:19:56,683
[chuckles]
506
00:19:59,121 --> 00:20:01,855
This feels about right
as the ending to the day.
507
00:20:03,825 --> 00:20:06,493
[sighs] Yeah.
508
00:20:06,495 --> 00:20:08,161
Is your husband still here?
509
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,297
No, he went home.
510
00:20:10,299 --> 00:20:12,599
He seems nice.
511
00:20:12,601 --> 00:20:14,267
[chuckles]
512
00:20:14,269 --> 00:20:16,136
Yeah, he is.
513
00:20:17,606 --> 00:20:19,773
Hey, uh, I'm really sorry about...
514
00:20:19,775 --> 00:20:22,676
It's not your fault.
515
00:20:24,446 --> 00:20:25,812
So how'd you guys meet?
516
00:20:25,814 --> 00:20:27,981
I don't really want to
talk about my home life.
517
00:20:27,983 --> 00:20:29,349
Got it.
518
00:20:33,021 --> 00:20:37,657
I was in high school, and
he was a football player.
519
00:20:43,765 --> 00:20:45,165
"You hired him.
520
00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:47,968
That's why, if it was up to
me, I'd fire half the staff.
521
00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:51,204
No, don't put that on the
cake. Glenn, make him stop. See?
522
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,872
Not so cocky now, are you, Dina?
523
00:20:52,874 --> 00:20:54,808
I swear to God, one of these days,
524
00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:56,142
I'm going to strangle you.
525
00:20:56,144 --> 00:20:58,812
I'd like to see...
526
00:20:58,814 --> 00:20:59,980
you try.
527
00:20:59,982 --> 00:21:02,115
Is that a threat? You threatened me."
528
00:21:05,187 --> 00:21:06,953
Is it working?
529
00:21:09,531 --> 00:21:18,000
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