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It's just lunch. You're great at lunch.
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You do it every day.
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Yeah, but your family's gonna be there
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and you know my eating style
isn't for everyone.
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Is there a health
inspection or something?
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- Your makeup looks nice.
- Oh, no, just a lunch.
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Oh, good.
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Your blouse is decent too, and I
didn't know what the hell was going on.
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Well, Jonah's parents
and brother are in town,
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so we're having lunch with them.
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Thank you for the almost compliment.
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My nerves feel soothed.
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You have nothing to be nervous about.
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My parents think you're great
and I'm sure Josh will too.
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Which brother is Josh again?
I can't keep track of them all.
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- I only have two.
- Really?
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It feels like you grew up
talking over a large group.
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Wait, isn't Josh the one
who threw that big party
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in high school and then framed
your housekeeper for it?
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Big mistake.
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Anger the head maid, the whole
downstairs can turn on you.
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One floor, one housekeeper.
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My advice...
don't get lost in the siblings.
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It's the parents you want to impress
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if you're gonna inherit
all those servants.
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Zero. Zero servants.
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One would've been nice.
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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com
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- A gecko?
- Yes.
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It was just sitting on her
shoulder like a parrot... look.
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I swear, we get the weirdest
customers at this store.
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I just helped a dad
with three kids on leashes.
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Were they triplets? Or just three kids?
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'Cause in the world
of customer weirdness,
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I'd put reptiles up here
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and children in restraints down here.
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But if we're talking multiples,
now I'm gonna need a photo.
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Oh, okay.
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Let me see if he's still
untangling them in housewares.
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Mm-hmm.
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Wow, you've thought about this a lot.
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Yeah, well, in customer
service, you can get all kinds.
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Yesterday, a lady came in
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and complained about a sandwich
that she made at home.
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Okay, hot nun, face tattoo,
stilettos and sweats.
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Nun, tattoo, stilettos and sweats.
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I just love the way your mind words.
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Oh, Chile was great.
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And they loved us down there.
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You know, they expect
Americans to be fat slobs,
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you know what I mean, but then...
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Chile's never really called to me.
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Too narrow.
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Yeah, he prefers a girthier country.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh.
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Did you guys see the link
that I sent you?
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Amy got her profile
on the Zephra website.
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- They love her over there.
- Yeah, that's terrific.
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We didn't actually get
a chance to read it yet.
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Our printer's out of cartridges.
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- Ah.
- But you have a screen...
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Nah, it's a whole thing. Don't bother.
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I gotta say, Amy,
we never thought any girl
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would compare to Matilda
in his eyes, so...
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Oh, who is Matilda?
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- Irrelevant.
- Our Boston Terrier.
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Lovely dog, really. Very regal.
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Jonah was literally in love with her.
Like, romantically.
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When I was seven, I said
I loved our dog so much
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that I wanted to marry her.
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- That's so cute.
- Thank you.
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That's sick, though,
when you think about it.
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Yeah, like, what would
you guys even do?
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Oh.
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It's the office.
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I'm sorry for the jargon, Jonah.
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An office is one of those
rooms with a desk in it.
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People with careers
have them. How do I...
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Oh, Amy, you have an office.
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Maybe you can explain it to him.
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Yeah.
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I'm pretty sure Jonah has
seen the inside of... okay.
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So I told her, you know, "Don't worry."
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"Jonah's parents are gonna love you.
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But if they're paying,
don't fill up on bread."
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Come on, this is
Amy we're talking about.
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"Filled up on bread" is
gonna go on her gravestone.
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- Yeah.
- Excuse me.
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I need to speak
to the assistant manager.
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Brian, what are you doing here?
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Glenn, this is Dr. Brian Patterson,
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veterinarian and boyfriend.
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Yeah, no, I had a little
window of time open up today.
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- Horse died early.
- Oh.
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So yeah, thought I'd pop in
and surprise you.
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Oh, I didn't know that
veterinarians use tongs.
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Is that for handling dog guts?
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Oh, no. Just salad.
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Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
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Anyways, I missed you
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and I thought maybe I'd see
if I could have a lunch date.
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Well, I have a break in 15 minutes.
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Okay, yeah... well, I will
get us a table at the café.
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- Great.
- Okay, bye.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Oh.
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What is this? He's showing
up during work hours?
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Is this, like, a test
or some kind of weird kink?
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Okay, Dina, relax.
It's just a surprise date.
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Enjoy this.
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The beginning of a
relationship is the best part.
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Yeah, I know. I know that.
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Well, I thought you might not,
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you know, 'cause this is
your first real...
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I know romance, Glenn, okay?
I've seen "You've Got Mail."
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40 minutes of it.
I was getting my tires rotated.
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Point is romance equals
spontaneity plus fun.
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- Mm-hmm.
- So how about this?
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Huh? How's this for fun?
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- Oh, I love it.
- You should let it all down.
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Glenn, we're still at work,
not an opium den.
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I did not notice that
the kids' leashes had
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studded leather on them,
so that bumps it up some.
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Did you see the gecko has
painted nails, though?
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I did not.
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I'm sorry, Cheyenne.
Gecko lady's weirder.
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- Yes, I win.
- Whatever... lame.
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What'd you win? I'll play.
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Oh, no. It's not a game...
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- I wanna play too.
- Guys, seriously, no games.
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Amy's gone,
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so it's up to us to be
responsible employees.
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I'm kidding. Obviously we're
gonna make this a game.
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"Customer Safari."
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It's a $10 entrance fee,
and as you can see,
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I got 35 categories on the board.
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Why is "blowing nose in towels"
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worth more than "juggalo"?
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'Cause juggalos aren't as rare.
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ICP just played St. Louis.
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Yeah, it was fun. It's a real community.
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Only one winner per category.
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You see something, snap a pic,
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submit it to me for verification.
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Oh, and make sure
the customer doesn't see you.
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For some reason,
privacy's hot right now.
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Okay, so everybody's in.
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That means the winner's
gonna get 200 bucks.
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Oh, hell yeah.
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I am gonna be so good at this game.
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I'm constantly taking
creep shots of dads in parks.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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A lot of foam. Somebody didn't tilt.
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So Josh, is he, like, in a bad mood...
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He's a dick. Yeah, I'm sorry.
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You were just so nervous
about today already,
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I kind of bluffed about
how tolerable he is.
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Okay, yeah, so he is a dick.
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- And I can say that?
- Definitely.
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Good because he is a dick.
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Look, don't hold back on my account.
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If you wanna fire back at him,
like, go for it.
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Nah, I'm not stooping to his level.
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It's better to take the high road.
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Really? Come on, I can barely stand it.
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And your parents, they're
just, like, laughing along.
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I don't even see what
they like about him.
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I mean, I get it...
he's their son or whatever.
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But I would hate Parker
if he snapped his fingers
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to get a bus boy's attention
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or, like, got an innocent
housekeeper fired.
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Actually, my parents don't
know about the Rita thing.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Oh, well, bring that up.
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It's not worth it.
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I only see my family
a couple times a year.
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Let's just get through the meal
and be the bigger people.
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And then we can, you know,
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talk trash about him
behind his back for weeks.
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Okay, fine,
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but this high road thing
looks better on Michelle Obama.
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That's fair. Everything looks
better on Michelle Obama.
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Aggressively patriotic
T-shirt... oh, yeah.
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"Love this land or I'll bury you in it"?
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- Wow, 50 points.
- Yes.
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Disturbingly long nails. 15 points.
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Ride it. Come on, ride it, you tease.
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I only asked for one tuxedo kid, man.
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15 points is all I can give you.
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- Is this even a category?
- It's gotta be, right?
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I love when you ask for it al dente
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and it comes al dente.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Best feeling.
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Wow, this is huge. I'm never
gonna be able to finish this.
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Oh, come on, buddy. You can finish.
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It's not business school.
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- Zing, Joshie.
- That's funny.
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Also, you know, if a school isn't
the right fit for somebody...
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It's fine. Do you want some bread?
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- He's just teasing, sweetie.
- He's our little comedian.
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That's me.
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Oh, hey, speaking of funny,
has Jonah ever told you
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about the play that
he wrote in theater camp?
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"The Architecture of Hope and Fear."
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- Ugh.
- Yeah.
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Let's just say it wasn't
bound for Broadway.
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Yeah... oh, and don't forget
the heroine's name.
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- Tell her, Jonah.
- Matilda.
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- Matilda.
- Ew, the dog wife.
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He never got over it.
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Actually, Matilda had some
pretty steamy scenes in it.
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It wasn't intentional.
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I guess my subconscious
took the wheel there.
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I guess so.
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But he didn't really
wanna marry the dog.
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I mean, he was just a kid.
He said a weird thing.
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Kids say weird things all the time.
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- They made a show about it.
- Mm, yeah.
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Have you seen the new one?
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I really enjoy that Tiffany Hasheesh.
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Oh, yes, she's marvelous.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
- I said adult baby.
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This is an adult with a baby.
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Hey, do you guys know
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why there's no one working checkouts?
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Well, I heard something
about a big spill.
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- Yeah?
- All hands on deck situation.
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Guys, come on. I know what it's like
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when the manager's away.
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Yeah, you take a little
longer break, eat a hot dog,
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turn all the screens
in electronics to MTV.
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Yeah, well, I guess you got us.
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- We're just a bunch of rebels.
- Aw, come on.
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So tell me what's going on.
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Oh, okay. Well...
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And Sandra, you'd better confess
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because I already asked Garrett,
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and he sold you down the river.
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When? We've been
together the entire time.
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- Hmm?
- Yeah, Glenn.
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If you wanna play us
against each other,
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you have to separate us first.
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Sandra, could I see you
outside or a minute?
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I don't think so, Glenn.
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- Garrett, could I see...
- Come on, man.
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This is nice.
246
00:09:20,356 --> 00:09:23,524
I'm really glad that you
came here unannounced
247
00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:28,055
and now we are having
a completely unscheduled lunch.
248
00:09:28,171 --> 00:09:30,897
- Yeah.
- Hope this hair isn't freaking you out.
249
00:09:31,310 --> 00:09:32,722
No, not at all. I like it.
250
00:09:32,724 --> 00:09:34,158
- Me too. Me too.
- Yeah.
251
00:09:34,203 --> 00:09:35,636
It just kinda happened. Wasn't planned.
252
00:09:35,931 --> 00:09:37,695
A bit spontaneous.
253
00:09:37,747 --> 00:09:40,756
Dibs on the steampunk
guy in electronics!
254
00:09:42,545 --> 00:09:46,108
Wow, kind of a Friday
energy on a Thursday, huh?
255
00:09:46,175 --> 00:09:47,933
- I love that.
- Yeah, same.
256
00:09:48,478 --> 00:09:49,482
Same.
257
00:09:49,758 --> 00:09:51,545
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
258
00:09:55,019 --> 00:09:56,983
Glenn, you smell scared. What's up?
259
00:09:57,079 --> 00:09:58,879
Not much. Everything's mostly great.
260
00:09:59,128 --> 00:10:01,027
Just that something's up
with the employees.
261
00:10:01,029 --> 00:10:03,020
I'm not sure what, but the good news is
262
00:10:03,021 --> 00:10:05,506
is that it's very quickly
getting out of hand,
263
00:10:05,512 --> 00:10:07,329
so it'll probably blow up
and be over soon.
264
00:10:07,330 --> 00:10:09,327
Do I need to get involved?
It feels like I need to get involved.
265
00:10:09,328 --> 00:10:12,444
No, no, no, go have lunch
with your boyfriend.
266
00:10:12,475 --> 00:10:14,655
Go ahead. Don't worry, I've... I've...
267
00:10:15,471 --> 00:10:16,837
I've got this.
268
00:10:19,975 --> 00:10:22,543
Everything good?
269
00:10:22,632 --> 00:10:25,288
Yeah, Glenn's got this
handled and, you know,
270
00:10:25,327 --> 00:10:28,767
his mind and body are... fine.
271
00:10:29,278 --> 00:10:31,211
Yeah. He seems great.
272
00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,619
Totally. I just remembered,
273
00:10:32,634 --> 00:10:33,830
I left all my felt tips uncapped
274
00:10:33,876 --> 00:10:35,408
in the security office,
and those are just gonna be
275
00:10:35,485 --> 00:10:37,613
drying out like crazy,
so I just need to go
276
00:10:37,614 --> 00:10:40,074
and put the-the little
helmets on the soldiers.
277
00:10:40,076 --> 00:10:41,137
Okay.
278
00:10:47,836 --> 00:10:49,011
K-Fai, What the hell?
279
00:10:49,013 --> 00:10:50,814
I told you to make sure
no one took a pic of you
280
00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:51,913
before I did.
281
00:10:51,954 --> 00:10:55,055
Okay, he's hella sneaky.
I did not see him.
282
00:10:55,411 --> 00:10:56,786
Wait, you're K-Fai?
283
00:10:57,146 --> 00:10:58,720
Oh, my God, you're cheating.
284
00:10:58,821 --> 00:11:00,955
You totally tried to stage
"clothes same shade as skin."
285
00:11:01,070 --> 00:11:03,904
Shh! Yes, but only because
I, like, wanted to win.
286
00:11:03,906 --> 00:11:05,731
Okay, I feel like if
Garrett knew about this,
287
00:11:05,735 --> 00:11:07,377
he would totally kick
you out of the game,
288
00:11:07,724 --> 00:11:10,291
but I'm your friend,
so I'm just gonna extort you.
289
00:11:10,659 --> 00:11:12,793
Fine. 50 bucks if I win?
290
00:11:12,835 --> 00:11:14,040
Deal.
291
00:11:14,610 --> 00:11:16,510
I'm Mateo, by the way.
I'm sure you've heard of me.
292
00:11:16,832 --> 00:11:19,165
Uh, I-I've heard of Brett.
293
00:11:20,048 --> 00:11:21,467
Okay.
294
00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,914
Ooh, a passion fruit Bellini.
295
00:11:26,916 --> 00:11:28,368
Should I order a carafe?
296
00:11:28,638 --> 00:11:29,804
Oh, none for us.
297
00:11:29,852 --> 00:11:32,023
I'm actually booze-free these days.
298
00:11:32,135 --> 00:11:33,934
Plus, Kelce and I are off sugar, so...
299
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,763
Yeah, way more energy.
300
00:11:35,972 --> 00:11:38,439
Yahoo actually says sugar
is extremely addictive.
301
00:11:38,514 --> 00:11:41,094
Well, I mean, sugar is bad for you,
302
00:11:41,123 --> 00:11:42,489
but it's actually not addictive.
303
00:11:42,504 --> 00:11:44,282
- That's just a myth.
- Oh-oh-oh-oh.
304
00:11:44,393 --> 00:11:45,952
Dr. Jonah's in the house.
305
00:11:46,201 --> 00:11:48,735
That's so funny,
because I thought you lied
306
00:11:48,764 --> 00:11:50,538
about going to med school
for three years,
307
00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:51,560
But maybe I'm just mixed up.
308
00:11:51,593 --> 00:11:54,027
Maybe after lunch you could do
some brain surgery on me.
309
00:11:54,063 --> 00:11:55,563
I can do it.
310
00:11:55,570 --> 00:11:57,110
Okay, high road. I got it.
311
00:11:57,112 --> 00:11:59,011
Jalapeno margarita.
312
00:11:59,074 --> 00:12:00,270
Do we think that's too spicy?
313
00:12:00,272 --> 00:12:01,897
No, I've had it.
You'll love it, trust me.
314
00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:03,898
Trust him, Mom, he only
deceived you for three years.
315
00:12:04,246 --> 00:12:06,020
"Trust me, Mom, in med school."
316
00:12:06,022 --> 00:12:08,245
"Trust me, Mom, Matilda
and I are just friends."
317
00:12:08,271 --> 00:12:09,900
Now this jagoff?
318
00:12:10,346 --> 00:12:13,228
Hey, man, real talk,
that med school lie was messed.
319
00:12:13,639 --> 00:12:14,832
You broke Mom's heart.
320
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,300
Oh, are we doing real talk now?
321
00:12:16,326 --> 00:12:17,999
No, no, they're doing real talk.
322
00:12:18,093 --> 00:12:19,726
We're doing spicy margs.
323
00:12:19,762 --> 00:12:21,528
It's just 'cause I happen
to know that Jonah is not
324
00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:23,770
the only family member
who's lied to Marilyn.
325
00:12:25,401 --> 00:12:26,879
Who else has lied?
326
00:12:27,336 --> 00:12:30,388
Okay, I, uh... I may have told Amy
327
00:12:30,392 --> 00:12:32,337
some family stuff that she...
328
00:12:32,339 --> 00:12:33,792
They're talking about me.
329
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,145
Marilyn, I...
330
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,981
I started sleeping with Shelley again.
331
00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:43,520
What?
332
00:12:46,396 --> 00:12:47,753
I thought that was over.
333
00:12:48,199 --> 00:12:50,100
It was, I swear.
334
00:12:50,301 --> 00:12:52,144
Absolutely nothing happened for years.
335
00:12:52,203 --> 00:12:54,334
I mean, she was a great
secretary and nothing more.
336
00:12:54,639 --> 00:12:56,305
And then the holidays rolled around,
337
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,834
we had the holiday party,
338
00:12:58,376 --> 00:13:00,335
and Shelley debuted
this new wig, and...
339
00:13:01,212 --> 00:13:04,363
I just... I-I forgot myself.
340
00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:06,231
Jesus, Dad.
341
00:13:06,264 --> 00:13:08,184
I'm so sorry, this is
not at all what I was trying...
342
00:13:08,219 --> 00:13:09,429
Jonah, how did you know?
343
00:13:09,431 --> 00:13:11,097
Did I accidentally text you
instead of Shelley?
344
00:13:11,556 --> 00:13:13,438
- Oh.
- Oh, no, was there a...
345
00:13:14,225 --> 00:13:15,856
- a visual component?
- Oh, God.
346
00:13:15,953 --> 00:13:18,237
No, Dad, no, I didn't know.
347
00:13:18,271 --> 00:13:20,194
When Amy mentioned the lying,
348
00:13:20,231 --> 00:13:21,797
she was talking about Josh and Rita.
349
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,313
- What?
- I...
350
00:13:23,835 --> 00:13:25,501
I-I don't even know
what you're talking about.
351
00:13:25,536 --> 00:13:28,045
Ah, come on. The house party, Rita.
352
00:13:28,298 --> 00:13:29,807
Oh, yeah, I remember that,
she stained the rugs,
353
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:32,475
and then she filled up all
the vodka bottles with water,
354
00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:34,714
and we found this strawberry
gelatin in the shower.
355
00:13:34,715 --> 00:13:37,074
No, Dad, Josh and his
friends did all of that.
356
00:13:37,075 --> 00:13:38,951
- Joshie wouldn't do that.
- No, I didn't.
357
00:13:39,029 --> 00:13:40,883
Just a quick outsider's perspective.
358
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,219
A 60-year-old Colombian woman
359
00:13:43,254 --> 00:13:44,820
doing gelatin shots in the shower
360
00:13:44,856 --> 00:13:46,088
just seems kind of odd.
361
00:13:46,123 --> 00:13:47,890
Okay, well, forget it.
It doesn't matter.
362
00:13:47,925 --> 00:13:50,025
We obviously have more
important things that are...
363
00:13:50,061 --> 00:13:51,327
Wait.
364
00:13:51,362 --> 00:13:53,229
There were a ton of
empty liquor bottles
365
00:13:53,264 --> 00:13:54,672
when I came home from Sam's wedding,
366
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:55,999
and my place was trashed.
367
00:13:56,093 --> 00:13:57,459
You told me to fire my dog walker.
368
00:13:57,529 --> 00:13:59,017
Kelce, it was the dog walker. Remember?
369
00:13:59,023 --> 00:14:00,322
- I don't even drink.
- Okay.
370
00:14:00,605 --> 00:14:02,351
Excuse me. Excuse me.
371
00:14:02,353 --> 00:14:03,185
Mom.
372
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,941
I just wanted to have a nice lunch
373
00:14:05,977 --> 00:14:07,410
with my family.
374
00:14:08,779 --> 00:14:10,412
- I should go talk to her.
- No. No, no, no, no.
375
00:14:10,448 --> 00:14:11,580
- No, I really need to.
- No, you don't need to go.
376
00:14:11,616 --> 00:14:13,182
I can't stop myself. I'm going.
377
00:14:13,217 --> 00:14:14,350
Amy...
378
00:14:14,934 --> 00:14:16,585
Listen, I'm-I'm really sorry.
379
00:14:16,621 --> 00:14:20,256
I just got caught up
in the... in the felt tips.
380
00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:21,423
Which are here.
381
00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:23,092
Don't look for them, but they are here.
382
00:14:23,127 --> 00:14:25,345
Look, Dina, if you're busy,
383
00:14:25,663 --> 00:14:27,161
I can just take off.
384
00:14:27,684 --> 00:14:29,150
You know what?
385
00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:31,734
It might be for the best.
386
00:14:31,782 --> 00:14:33,102
I'm just gonna come out and say this.
387
00:14:33,137 --> 00:14:35,294
I'm new to the whole relationship thing,
388
00:14:35,368 --> 00:14:38,793
and I know I'm supposed
to be like a free-wheeling,
389
00:14:38,894 --> 00:14:41,410
pizza parlor roller girl,
but that's just...
390
00:14:41,443 --> 00:14:42,958
it's-it's not me.
391
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:46,215
Oh, no, no, no, Dina. I'm the one
who showed up unannounced.
392
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,915
I totally get it,
393
00:14:47,946 --> 00:14:49,779
and we can do lunch another time.
394
00:14:49,987 --> 00:14:51,649
- Really?
- Absolutely.
395
00:14:51,956 --> 00:14:52,971
Thank you.
396
00:14:53,157 --> 00:14:54,618
Because something's going
on with the employees,
397
00:14:54,658 --> 00:14:56,685
and I need to interrogate this suspect.
398
00:14:57,868 --> 00:15:00,137
Oh, wow, you're not just
the assistant manager.
399
00:15:00,139 --> 00:15:02,807
You're like a detective. That is cool.
400
00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:04,821
Do you ever need any backup?
401
00:15:04,915 --> 00:15:06,314
No, never work with a partner.
402
00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:08,273
No, they're either dead
weight or they turn on you.
403
00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:10,673
Oh, wait, you meant you.
404
00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:13,142
- If that's okay.
- Oh, yeah!
405
00:15:13,177 --> 00:15:14,470
- Yeah.
- Yeah, no, this is great.
406
00:15:14,519 --> 00:15:15,751
Okay.
407
00:15:19,815 --> 00:15:20,815
Hey.
408
00:15:21,719 --> 00:15:23,032
How you doing?
409
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:24,490
Oh, I'm okay.
410
00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:26,956
Richard and I survived
Shelley once before,
411
00:15:26,991 --> 00:15:28,157
and we will do it again.
412
00:15:28,192 --> 00:15:30,813
That's, uh, good.
413
00:15:31,228 --> 00:15:32,595
- Yeah.
- But I am sorry
414
00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:33,929
about how it all came to light.
415
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:35,864
I didn't mean to upset you or Kelci,
416
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,986
which, by the way,
how do we feel about her?
417
00:15:38,764 --> 00:15:41,293
I like her... purse.
418
00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:44,607
Yes, same. Me too.
419
00:15:44,642 --> 00:15:45,708
Oh.
420
00:15:45,743 --> 00:15:48,477
But, um, anyway, it's just that
421
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,546
Josh is really hard on Jonah,
422
00:15:50,581 --> 00:15:53,349
and I was just getting
a little protective,
423
00:15:53,384 --> 00:15:55,818
and I get it, that
the med school lie was nuts,
424
00:15:55,853 --> 00:15:57,486
but, you know, it was one lie,
425
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,054
and it didn't hurt anybody,
426
00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:00,723
because Jonah doesn't hurt people.
427
00:16:00,758 --> 00:16:03,033
He's... he's good.
428
00:16:04,161 --> 00:16:06,144
You really care for him. Hmm?
429
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:08,441
That's really nice.
430
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,465
Let's get back out there, hmm?
431
00:16:14,171 --> 00:16:15,638
Sorry, I got caught up in the moment.
432
00:16:15,673 --> 00:16:17,398
I actually really have to pee.
433
00:16:18,209 --> 00:16:20,042
Hey, Sandra.
434
00:16:20,077 --> 00:16:22,532
Just wanted to introduce you
to my boyfriend, Brian.
435
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,752
Brian the vet.
436
00:16:23,914 --> 00:16:26,548
So nice to meet you.
I've heard so much about you.
437
00:16:26,584 --> 00:16:28,550
Well, one thing I bet you haven't heard
438
00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:30,526
is that I'm also a veterinarian.
439
00:16:30,921 --> 00:16:32,588
That's right, you just said that.
440
00:16:33,072 --> 00:16:35,724
Listen, I've got a vet
and you've got a messed-up cat.
441
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,426
Maybe we could help each other out,
442
00:16:37,461 --> 00:16:38,861
'cause I need to know what's going on.
443
00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:40,562
What's with all the phones
and the sneaking around?
444
00:16:40,598 --> 00:16:42,898
Dina, please, I can't say.
445
00:16:42,933 --> 00:16:44,700
I don't wanna get anyone in trouble.
446
00:16:44,735 --> 00:16:46,735
Brett just let me
follow him on Instagram.
447
00:16:46,771 --> 00:16:49,181
Okay, well, it's a shame
you won't help us
448
00:16:49,219 --> 00:16:52,854
'cause this guy loves doing
feline lumpectomies.
449
00:16:53,044 --> 00:16:55,516
And refresh my memory,
does Biscuit have lumps?
450
00:16:56,113 --> 00:16:57,357
So many.
451
00:16:57,748 --> 00:16:59,471
It's like holding a bag of marbles.
452
00:16:59,483 --> 00:17:02,017
Well, I'd be happy to smooth
that cat out for you.
453
00:17:02,219 --> 00:17:04,086
- Free of charge, of course.
- Of course.
454
00:17:04,943 --> 00:17:06,282
Okay. Fine.
455
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,602
But I'm only giving you this.
456
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:11,950
White board, warehouse.
457
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,722
Secret photos, customers,
458
00:17:14,965 --> 00:17:16,767
game, $200 prize.
459
00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:19,769
But that's all I can say.
460
00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:26,108
- I can't believe she left.
- Is she serious right now?
461
00:17:26,143 --> 00:17:27,452
Not your fault, son.
462
00:17:27,812 --> 00:17:29,705
Relationships are complicated.
463
00:17:30,481 --> 00:17:32,915
Actually, no.
464
00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:35,951
Actually your relationships
are very simple.
465
00:17:35,986 --> 00:17:38,721
Mom is crushed because
you cheated on her.
466
00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:41,323
And Kelci dumped you
because you're a jackass.
467
00:17:41,378 --> 00:17:43,266
- Jonah.
- I'm sorry, Dad, but it's true.
468
00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:46,162
He's a liar and a mile-wide douche,
469
00:17:46,163 --> 00:17:48,520
and I'm glad Kelci figured that out.
470
00:17:49,637 --> 00:17:51,102
Honey, let me...
471
00:17:51,406 --> 00:17:52,438
I'll be quick.
472
00:17:52,736 --> 00:17:55,236
Amy and I just had
a lovely talk in the bathroom.
473
00:17:55,272 --> 00:17:57,021
You know, what she and Jonah have
474
00:17:57,022 --> 00:17:58,671
is something really very special.
475
00:17:58,672 --> 00:18:00,600
I deserve someone
who loves me like that.
476
00:18:01,133 --> 00:18:02,655
- Look, Marilyn...
- We'll talk later.
477
00:18:03,335 --> 00:18:05,619
Just letting you know, I want a divorce.
478
00:18:09,641 --> 00:18:12,275
Oh, yummy.
479
00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:13,647
The margs are here.
480
00:18:14,392 --> 00:18:16,089
Wait, are we missing people?
481
00:18:20,462 --> 00:18:21,795
I'm really sorry.
482
00:18:22,413 --> 00:18:25,005
If I woulda just stuck to
the high road with you,
483
00:18:25,007 --> 00:18:26,674
none of this would have happened.
484
00:18:26,685 --> 00:18:29,650
Honestly, I think it's good.
485
00:18:30,128 --> 00:18:31,966
She should have left him years ago.
486
00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:34,937
You mean, like, the first
time Shelley happened?
487
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:36,342
- Right around then, yeah.
- Yeah.
488
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,365
I called my brother
a douche to his face.
489
00:18:39,844 --> 00:18:41,239
What? For real?
490
00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:42,807
- Mm-hmm.
- And I missed it?
491
00:18:42,809 --> 00:18:44,479
Mm-hmm, yeah, it was great.
492
00:18:45,229 --> 00:18:48,088
Sometimes the low road gets you there.
493
00:18:48,239 --> 00:18:50,833
Well, I am really proud of you.
494
00:18:51,602 --> 00:18:53,204
And I know Matilda would be too.
495
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,007
He brings that up a lot. I'm sorry.
496
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,968
My take, he wants to bang the dog.
497
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:00,676
Classic projection.
498
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,967
I-I don't think...
I mean, none of us want to...
499
00:19:05,376 --> 00:19:06,642
Anyway, she's dead.
500
00:19:07,172 --> 00:19:08,278
Aww.
501
00:19:14,826 --> 00:19:17,393
Did you just take my photo, you pervert?
502
00:19:17,408 --> 00:19:20,468
No, I'm not a pervert
and you're not that cute.
503
00:19:20,638 --> 00:19:22,271
It's for Customer Safari.
504
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,387
You're just "pet in baby carrier."
505
00:19:24,435 --> 00:19:26,435
- Ah-ha!
- Ya stung!
506
00:19:26,744 --> 00:19:28,315
This was a sting operation,
507
00:19:28,385 --> 00:19:30,185
and you confessing that
means we can now
508
00:19:30,187 --> 00:19:32,051
shut the whole thing down.
509
00:19:32,276 --> 00:19:34,177
Actually, I coulda shut it down before,
510
00:19:34,204 --> 00:19:35,606
but I thought this might be fun for you.
511
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,345
Well, you were right,
'cause I loved it.
512
00:19:38,347 --> 00:19:39,746
- Right?
- Yeah.
513
00:19:39,748 --> 00:19:41,169
Oh.
514
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:43,759
Game over, scrodes!
515
00:19:43,828 --> 00:19:45,294
Yeah, scrodes!
516
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:47,921
Hi, uh, I'm Brian, by the way.
517
00:19:47,985 --> 00:19:49,392
I'm Dina's boyfriend.
518
00:19:49,441 --> 00:19:51,374
I met some of you, not everybody,
519
00:19:51,509 --> 00:19:52,826
and this is not mine.
520
00:19:53,071 --> 00:19:55,824
- Borrowed her from a client.
- We know everything.
521
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:57,966
Sorry, this guy tricked me
into taking a photo
522
00:19:58,023 --> 00:19:59,489
of him and his stupid pig.
523
00:19:59,984 --> 00:20:02,051
It's so cute though. Can I pet it?
524
00:20:02,426 --> 00:20:04,353
Yes.
525
00:20:04,509 --> 00:20:07,146
Oh, man, you guys,
Cheyenne really blew it.
526
00:20:07,846 --> 00:20:09,750
Ugh, we're all so mad.
527
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:12,558
All right, Garrett,
give everyone their money back,
528
00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:14,657
and then all of you get back to work.
529
00:20:14,805 --> 00:20:17,197
But if anyone got VSCO Girl,
could you send that me?
530
00:20:17,201 --> 00:20:18,780
I still don't know what that is.
531
00:20:30,748 --> 00:20:32,114
Oh, Amy, there you are.
532
00:20:32,490 --> 00:20:33,538
Hey, Glenn, so sorry.
533
00:20:33,539 --> 00:20:35,350
I think Zephra Corporate
just tried to call me.
534
00:20:35,351 --> 00:20:37,673
Yeah, okay, real quick.
I don't want you to panic,
535
00:20:37,674 --> 00:20:40,374
but there's some kind of
storewide game going on.
536
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:42,275
Now, I don't know what it is,
but I know that...
537
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:43,809
That's so great, Glenn. Keep it up.
538
00:20:43,845 --> 00:20:45,057
Thank you. You're the best.
539
00:20:45,058 --> 00:20:48,214
Okay. If it comes up
on the call, play dumb.
540
00:20:48,933 --> 00:20:51,617
I'm sorry, what position
is this for exactly?
541
00:20:51,653 --> 00:20:54,006
Director of Customer
Experience for Cloud 9.
542
00:20:54,293 --> 00:20:57,729
For, like, all of them?
All the Cloud 9s?
543
00:20:57,759 --> 00:20:59,892
Yep, it'd be at our
headquarters in Palo Alto.
544
00:20:59,928 --> 00:21:01,804
Maya Fonseca at the Chicago office
545
00:21:01,873 --> 00:21:03,773
gave you a glowing recommendation,
546
00:21:03,809 --> 00:21:05,208
and we're holding interviews next week.
547
00:21:05,243 --> 00:21:09,111
Oh, um... wow. Okay.
548
00:21:09,147 --> 00:21:11,981
So are you interested?