1 00:00:00,585 --> 00:00:01,773 [indistinct chatter] 2 00:00:01,861 --> 00:00:04,781 Order. Order in the store. 3 00:00:04,914 --> 00:00:05,947 [gavel banging] 4 00:00:07,302 --> 00:00:08,950 It's a... it's a judge thing. 5 00:00:09,037 --> 00:00:10,151 All: Ah. 6 00:00:10,238 --> 00:00:12,019 Anyway, our new district manager 7 00:00:12,106 --> 00:00:13,588 is gonna be visiting today 8 00:00:13,675 --> 00:00:16,224 so I've thrown together some fun Halloween events. 9 00:00:16,312 --> 00:00:18,904 First, we're gonna be handing out goodie bags to the kids. 10 00:00:18,992 --> 00:00:21,029 Uh, Sandra, can you take the lead on that? 11 00:00:21,117 --> 00:00:22,458 - Yes. - Glenn and Garrett, 12 00:00:22,546 --> 00:00:23,794 you two are gonna be managing 13 00:00:23,882 --> 00:00:26,171 the haunted house in the garden center. 14 00:00:26,321 --> 00:00:28,569 Aww, man, then I won't get to hear Jonah lecture us 15 00:00:28,656 --> 00:00:30,795 on whatever dumb metaphor his costume's supposed to be. 16 00:00:30,882 --> 00:00:33,101 Uh, actually, I got tired of explaining 17 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:35,138 my costume every year, so this year, 18 00:00:35,226 --> 00:00:37,419 I'm just gonna be a good old-fashioned cowboy. 19 00:00:37,507 --> 00:00:38,613 We get it. 20 00:00:38,700 --> 00:00:41,779 You're herding us to the polls because no one here votes. 21 00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:43,482 - No, really, I'm... - Don't be stupid. 22 00:00:43,570 --> 00:00:46,454 He's obviously toxic American masculinity. 23 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:48,341 Actually, I... I like that better. 24 00:00:48,429 --> 00:00:49,497 I'm switching to that. 25 00:00:49,585 --> 00:00:51,292 Um, should we be selling these? 26 00:00:51,379 --> 00:00:54,365 Didn't they just find another cut-off foot right around here? 27 00:00:54,453 --> 00:00:55,529 Oh, it's awful. 28 00:00:55,616 --> 00:00:58,615 I'm an empath so things like that really affect me. 29 00:00:58,703 --> 00:01:01,052 I just wish they would catch the guy already. 30 00:01:01,140 --> 00:01:02,552 Why are you assuming it's a guy? 31 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,193 Maybe St. Louis finally has a female serial killer. 32 00:01:05,281 --> 00:01:07,225 Oh, yeah. About time. 33 00:01:07,313 --> 00:01:08,961 Uh, hello, glass ceiling? 34 00:01:09,048 --> 00:01:10,063 Ya shattered. 35 00:01:10,150 --> 00:01:12,198 Sorry I'm late. Sorry. 36 00:01:12,285 --> 00:01:14,187 [all gasping, murmuring] Wow. 37 00:01:14,250 --> 00:01:15,693 Hard to get in my car in this thing, 38 00:01:15,781 --> 00:01:17,633 but guess who's winning our costume contest? 39 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:19,468 Oh, by the way, 40 00:01:19,555 --> 00:01:22,208 there will be no costume contest this year. 41 00:01:22,296 --> 00:01:23,091 What? 42 00:01:23,179 --> 00:01:24,295 Corporate didn't want to approve 43 00:01:24,382 --> 00:01:25,974 another racial sensitivity training. 44 00:01:26,062 --> 00:01:28,764 Tita Irma spent an hour this morning sewing me into this. 45 00:01:28,852 --> 00:01:30,400 You're sewed into that? 46 00:01:30,487 --> 00:01:31,751 How are you gonna use the bathroom? 47 00:01:31,838 --> 00:01:33,801 There's actually a lot of padding in here, so... 48 00:01:33,889 --> 00:01:35,812 [all murmuring in disgust] 49 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:38,046 [upbeat music] *SUPERSTORE* 50 00:01:38,133 --> 00:01:40,500 Season 05 Episode 06 Episode Title :"Trick-or-Treat" 51 00:01:40,964 --> 00:01:43,179 ♪ Find skeleton bones outside on the pavement ♪ 52 00:01:43,266 --> 00:01:46,132 ♪ And torture chambers down in the basement ♪ 53 00:01:46,220 --> 00:01:47,874 And we've done a really good job 54 00:01:47,962 --> 00:01:50,001 of organizing employees at other stores. 55 00:01:50,089 --> 00:01:52,063 Oh, I pulled so many digits. 56 00:01:52,165 --> 00:01:53,289 'Cause you were in charge 57 00:01:53,376 --> 00:01:54,491 of getting everyone's contact info. 58 00:01:54,578 --> 00:01:55,725 Point is, we almost have 59 00:01:55,812 --> 00:01:57,594 enough cards signed to unionize. 60 00:01:57,681 --> 00:02:00,030 This is great, guys. We're gonna be a union. 61 00:02:00,117 --> 00:02:02,599 [all cheering] 62 00:02:02,686 --> 00:02:04,668 - [shushing] - Ooh, this sounds fun. 63 00:02:04,755 --> 00:02:06,903 Did Sayid reach a new level of Pokémon? 64 00:02:06,990 --> 00:02:08,571 My girlfriend made me quit. 65 00:02:08,884 --> 00:02:12,809 We were just talking about the u... nicorn union. 66 00:02:12,896 --> 00:02:15,061 No, just... just unicorns. 67 00:02:15,149 --> 00:02:17,613 Um, you guys, you know I'm pro-union. 68 00:02:17,701 --> 00:02:20,257 Why wouldn't you just tell me about the meeting? 69 00:02:20,345 --> 00:02:23,405 We quit telling you weeks ago because you're management. 70 00:02:23,493 --> 00:02:25,085 I mean, she doesn't need healthcare. 71 00:02:25,173 --> 00:02:27,223 She's got a drawer full of Band-Aids in her desk. 72 00:02:27,310 --> 00:02:29,405 Okay, I paid for those Band-Aids, 73 00:02:29,493 --> 00:02:30,850 and they're for everybody. 74 00:02:30,938 --> 00:02:33,155 - Can I have one? - Do you have a cut? 75 00:02:33,243 --> 00:02:35,522 Ah, see? There's always a catch. 76 00:02:35,610 --> 00:02:38,678 Look, the union rep just said that in order to be safe, 77 00:02:38,766 --> 00:02:40,093 we should probably keep management 78 00:02:40,181 --> 00:02:41,758 at, like, you know, a distance, 79 00:02:41,846 --> 00:02:45,229 and obviously you're not, like, a "manager" manager 80 00:02:45,316 --> 00:02:47,462 or anything, but, you know, still. 81 00:02:49,714 --> 00:02:51,062 Oh, you want me to leave. 82 00:02:51,150 --> 00:02:52,639 Obviously, I don't want that. 83 00:02:52,727 --> 00:02:54,205 - I clearly... that's not... - Really? 84 00:02:54,292 --> 00:02:55,876 - 'Cause it kinda seems like - No, no, 85 00:02:55,964 --> 00:02:57,157 - you're trying to get me out of the - we're just trying... 86 00:02:57,244 --> 00:02:58,462 door but... 87 00:02:58,587 --> 00:03:00,962 Oh, my God, they're so cute when they bicker. 88 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:02,513 - No, no, we're not. - We're... that's... 89 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:03,821 That's... no. 90 00:03:03,909 --> 00:03:05,626 All right, go ahead. Have fun in there. 91 00:03:05,714 --> 00:03:06,928 Don't steal anything. 92 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:09,079 [Halloween music plays over speakers] 93 00:03:09,340 --> 00:03:11,391 It's my first Halloween since the diabetes. 94 00:03:11,479 --> 00:03:12,923 Mm. 95 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,798 You're so lucky you don't have a family. 96 00:03:15,886 --> 00:03:18,845 You could eat yourself to death and no one would care. 97 00:03:20,051 --> 00:03:21,799 I mean, it's okay. 98 00:03:21,886 --> 00:03:25,069 I guess I'll just be here all day watching you eat that. 99 00:03:25,156 --> 00:03:26,626 Works for me. 100 00:03:27,938 --> 00:03:28,954 - You know what? - Oh! 101 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,807 I'm just gonna get rid of it, you know, 102 00:03:30,895 --> 00:03:31,937 - to save us from being tempted. - What? 103 00:03:32,024 --> 00:03:34,013 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Whoa! 104 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:37,615 No, it's best for both of us, not to mention this guy. 105 00:03:37,702 --> 00:03:39,610 Hey, man, don't touch my tummy! 106 00:03:40,152 --> 00:03:42,634 Okay, Halloween question. 107 00:03:42,773 --> 00:03:45,897 If anyone in our store was chopping off feet... 108 00:03:45,985 --> 00:03:47,124 Glenn. 109 00:03:47,211 --> 00:03:49,160 Well, it's always the churchy ones who snap first. 110 00:03:49,247 --> 00:03:51,328 Really? What about Garrett? 111 00:03:51,415 --> 00:03:53,282 'Cause, you know, he's a sneaker guy 112 00:03:53,370 --> 00:03:55,070 and you know where people keep their sneakers. 113 00:03:55,157 --> 00:03:56,618 Glenn? Garrett? 114 00:03:56,706 --> 00:03:57,923 Really? 115 00:03:58,011 --> 00:03:59,703 Did you see those crime scene photos? 116 00:03:59,790 --> 00:04:01,205 That foot was a precision cut. 117 00:04:01,292 --> 00:04:02,740 I'm thinking a reciprocating meat saw. 118 00:04:02,827 --> 00:04:05,087 Oh, you've given this foot chopper a lot of thought. 119 00:04:05,175 --> 00:04:06,677 Oh, they're not just cutting off feet. 120 00:04:06,764 --> 00:04:08,899 If you ask me, they're dismembering whole bodies. 121 00:04:08,987 --> 00:04:10,181 Sure, they're releasing the feet, 122 00:04:10,268 --> 00:04:12,347 but there's a trophy room somewhere with heads, 123 00:04:12,435 --> 00:04:14,612 hands, and select genitals. 124 00:04:18,705 --> 00:04:22,597 You don't think that, uh... Yeah, no. 125 00:04:23,065 --> 00:04:24,815 But do you? 126 00:04:24,925 --> 00:04:27,907 What, that Dina's a serial killer? 127 00:04:27,995 --> 00:04:29,884 [laughing] No, no. 128 00:04:29,972 --> 00:04:31,486 - I mean, that would be insane. - Yeah. 129 00:04:31,573 --> 00:04:34,110 [laughing] Oh, but also kinda. 130 00:04:34,198 --> 00:04:35,805 [whispering] Right? 131 00:04:35,893 --> 00:04:38,227 Well, I just hate having to be so out of it, 132 00:04:38,315 --> 00:04:40,626 especially now that we're so close to the finish line. 133 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:43,977 It's like this union is my baby and I don't even get 134 00:04:44,065 --> 00:04:45,493 to drop it off at college. 135 00:04:45,581 --> 00:04:47,759 - Our baby. - Okay, yeah, sure. 136 00:04:47,847 --> 00:04:51,200 I mean, you help, obviously, and I so appreciate it, 137 00:04:51,287 --> 00:04:53,268 and I love that you have a connection with the baby. 138 00:04:53,355 --> 00:04:54,813 Are we still talking about the... 139 00:04:54,901 --> 00:04:56,471 - The union, yeah. Of course. - Right, yeah. 140 00:04:56,558 --> 00:04:59,079 Look, it's... it's almost done. You don't have to worry. 141 00:04:59,167 --> 00:05:01,391 I mean, I'm meeting with somebody later today 142 00:05:01,479 --> 00:05:03,181 from Fenton to get the last of the signed cards, 143 00:05:03,268 --> 00:05:04,447 - and then... - [knocking] - Knock, knock. 144 00:05:04,534 --> 00:05:06,665 Oh, hey. Uh, new DM. 145 00:05:06,753 --> 00:05:07,782 Yes. Maya. 146 00:05:07,870 --> 00:05:08,584 Jonah. Hi, nice to meet you. 147 00:05:08,671 --> 00:05:09,852 Hi, nice to meet you, too. 148 00:05:09,939 --> 00:05:12,055 Amy was just telling me about some 149 00:05:12,143 --> 00:05:14,723 of her favorite RBG dissents. Uhhuh. 150 00:05:14,810 --> 00:05:20,997 Yep, and I said all of them, so dismissed. 151 00:05:21,085 --> 00:05:22,445 Okay. 152 00:05:23,359 --> 00:05:25,232 Amy Sosa. So nice to meet you. 153 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:26,133 You, too. 154 00:05:26,221 --> 00:05:27,498 I just thought it would be a fun day 155 00:05:27,585 --> 00:05:28,655 to come by and meet you guys 156 00:05:28,742 --> 00:05:30,326 now that I'm taking over for Laurie. 157 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:31,740 Yeah, yeah. 158 00:05:31,828 --> 00:05:33,696 She... she left kind of suddenly, huh? 159 00:05:33,799 --> 00:05:36,507 Did that have anything to do with her, um... 160 00:05:37,287 --> 00:05:39,289 - Her hobbies? - You mean her coke habit? 161 00:05:39,377 --> 00:05:42,201 - Oh, um, I... wow. That... - It's okay. 162 00:05:42,289 --> 00:05:43,841 - We're all talking about it. - Okay. 163 00:05:43,928 --> 00:05:45,809 At the last retreat, she was so coked up, 164 00:05:45,896 --> 00:05:48,341 she roundhouse kicked the CEO into the omelet station. 165 00:05:48,429 --> 00:05:49,435 - No. - Yeah. 166 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:50,320 [both laughing] 167 00:05:50,408 --> 00:05:51,724 Did anybody get a video of that? 168 00:05:51,812 --> 00:05:54,171 - Girl, I wish! - [both laughing] 169 00:05:54,298 --> 00:05:55,872 No, but seriously, it's very sad. 170 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:58,830 Yeah, no, I really hope she gets the help she needs. 171 00:06:01,999 --> 00:06:05,167 Aww, I left my cell phone in the garden center. 172 00:06:08,694 --> 00:06:11,388 Well, I'm just spitballing here, 173 00:06:11,476 --> 00:06:13,185 but maybe you could just go in and get it? 174 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:14,738 Yeah. 175 00:06:15,109 --> 00:06:17,488 Haunted houses are a little loaded for me. 176 00:06:17,576 --> 00:06:18,857 When I was a kid, 177 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:21,328 my dad took me to Skele-Tony's Spook Shack, 178 00:06:21,416 --> 00:06:23,835 and I accidentally let go of his hand 179 00:06:23,923 --> 00:06:27,163 and I couldn't find my way out for 45 minutes. 180 00:06:27,449 --> 00:06:29,401 I ended up eating the spaghetti brains 181 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,404 and grape eyeballs just to survive. 182 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:34,890 So because of that traumatic snack, 183 00:06:35,038 --> 00:06:36,843 you're too scared to go into the garden center 184 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,445 that we saw Elias decorate with crepe paper? 185 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:42,601 No, no. That'd be silly. 186 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,333 Of course I can go in there. 187 00:06:44,421 --> 00:06:45,718 Mm-hmm. 188 00:06:45,976 --> 00:06:47,224 But you know what'd be easier? 189 00:06:47,312 --> 00:06:49,555 I can check my voicemail remotely. 190 00:06:49,906 --> 00:06:51,857 Go into the store, use the phone, 191 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:54,851 dial nine for an outside line, call my cell phone, 192 00:06:54,968 --> 00:06:56,935 press star, and then enter my password. 193 00:06:57,023 --> 00:06:58,164 Easy peasy. 194 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,599 Yeah. 195 00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:02,390 [Halloween rock music] 196 00:07:02,485 --> 00:07:05,434 [♪♪] 197 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,173 I am Maya, the new DM. 198 00:07:07,406 --> 00:07:09,075 Hi, I'm Garrett. Nice costume. 199 00:07:09,163 --> 00:07:11,014 Yeah, we both know I just threw on the first thing 200 00:07:11,101 --> 00:07:12,233 that I found in the store, okay? 201 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:13,638 [laughs] Yeah. Me, too. 202 00:07:13,726 --> 00:07:15,481 [all laughing] Excuse me. 203 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:17,302 I mean, that looks pretty elaborate. 204 00:07:17,390 --> 00:07:18,545 Well, you know, it was just sitting 205 00:07:18,632 --> 00:07:19,652 in the front of the store, so I just grabbed it. 206 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:21,921 Um, could you excuse me for just a minute? 207 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:24,247 - And Crestwood came around... - Hey! 208 00:07:24,335 --> 00:07:26,520 [gasps] Hey, lady! 209 00:07:26,608 --> 00:07:28,327 Hey! 210 00:07:28,414 --> 00:07:30,614 I saw you walk in and I thought, 211 00:07:30,702 --> 00:07:31,950 "Is that Kelly?" 212 00:07:32,038 --> 00:07:34,280 'Cause Jonah mentioned that someone from Fenton 213 00:07:34,374 --> 00:07:36,591 was coming to meet him, but he didn't say who. 214 00:07:36,679 --> 00:07:40,146 So yeah, Kelly brought the union cards so we got Fenton! 215 00:07:40,234 --> 00:07:41,381 - Yay! - Whoo! 216 00:07:41,468 --> 00:07:44,194 He also didn't mention that this was gonna be happening 217 00:07:44,282 --> 00:07:46,124 in the store on the same day 218 00:07:46,212 --> 00:07:48,221 that our new district manager is here, 219 00:07:48,309 --> 00:07:50,202 but I guess this is your thing now 220 00:07:50,290 --> 00:07:52,718 and it's not really up to me to make better choices. 221 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,291 - [gasps] Hey, lady! - Kelly! 222 00:07:55,379 --> 00:07:57,461 Hi. [laughing] Oh, hello! 223 00:07:57,549 --> 00:07:59,030 Oh, no. 224 00:07:59,118 --> 00:08:00,933 You two are wearing a couple's costume. 225 00:08:01,072 --> 00:08:02,186 Both: Oh. - [blows raspberry] 226 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:03,695 - I guess it does, uh... - Well, that's... 227 00:08:03,782 --> 00:08:04,696 ...funny. Look like that. 228 00:08:04,791 --> 00:08:07,257 Well, one of you definitely has to change. 229 00:08:07,345 --> 00:08:09,960 Oh, Kelly, you can switch costumes with Amy. 230 00:08:10,063 --> 00:08:12,753 Wait, no, that's not gonna work because Amy's so much bigger. 231 00:08:12,841 --> 00:08:14,423 Okay, Sandra, we're good on the costumes. 232 00:08:14,510 --> 00:08:16,132 Thank you. 233 00:08:16,421 --> 00:08:18,209 It's just so funny that Jonah never mentioned 234 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:19,648 that you guys are working together. 235 00:08:19,735 --> 00:08:21,764 Um, yeah. I guess I just... 236 00:08:21,852 --> 00:08:24,317 I didn't know if it was... it'd be weird or... 237 00:08:24,405 --> 00:08:26,059 Weird? Why would it be weird? 238 00:08:26,178 --> 00:08:28,389 'Cause it's Kelly? It's... it's Kelly. 239 00:08:28,477 --> 00:08:31,530 She's my... she's my lady. 240 00:08:31,647 --> 00:08:33,686 The only weird thing is that you didn't tell me. 241 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:34,583 - Well, it's not really, - Because 242 00:08:34,671 --> 00:08:35,794 - like, a big deal. - I'm already so out of 243 00:08:35,881 --> 00:08:36,647 - And plus it - the loop with the union stuff. 244 00:08:36,735 --> 00:08:37,608 - Was like a few - So it's kind of a bummer 245 00:08:37,696 --> 00:08:38,843 - phone calls. So... - to find out this way that the 246 00:08:38,930 --> 00:08:40,678 two of you are raising my baby. 247 00:08:41,829 --> 00:08:45,991 You guys, I am dying right now. [laughs] 248 00:08:47,468 --> 00:08:49,747 Oh, wow. You finally flipped Simon. 249 00:08:49,835 --> 00:08:51,989 Yeah, I told him that thing you said about union 250 00:08:52,077 --> 00:08:53,817 being spelled with U and I. 251 00:08:53,905 --> 00:08:56,426 Oh, you mean the quote he got from the pamphlet I gave him? 252 00:08:56,514 --> 00:08:57,725 Here you are. 253 00:08:57,813 --> 00:08:58,961 Hey. 254 00:08:59,049 --> 00:09:00,762 Hi. I got to know some of your people. 255 00:09:00,850 --> 00:09:02,684 - Huh. - Justine invited me 256 00:09:02,772 --> 00:09:04,129 to her erotic sip 'n' paint. 257 00:09:04,217 --> 00:09:05,732 You don't want anything to do with that. 258 00:09:05,819 --> 00:09:08,592 [laughs] Kelly? 259 00:09:09,077 --> 00:09:10,624 Kelly, right? 260 00:09:10,805 --> 00:09:12,684 Yeah, I met you at the Fenton store. 261 00:09:12,772 --> 00:09:14,733 Uh, yeah. I'm just... 262 00:09:14,859 --> 00:09:17,137 - She's here because... - Well, uh... 263 00:09:17,225 --> 00:09:19,592 - They're dating. - Oh, that's great. 264 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:22,754 Yeah, she comes over every day and... and they have coffee. 265 00:09:22,842 --> 00:09:23,678 Aren't they cute? 266 00:09:23,766 --> 00:09:24,929 - So cute. - Did you notice their 267 00:09:25,016 --> 00:09:26,085 couples costumes? 268 00:09:26,173 --> 00:09:28,575 - Yep. - She's my cowgirl. 269 00:09:28,663 --> 00:09:30,934 Ride 'em, cowgirl. [chuckles] 270 00:09:31,022 --> 00:09:33,926 I mean, like, ride a horse, not Jonah. 271 00:09:34,014 --> 00:09:36,522 That would be inappropriate for work. 272 00:09:36,683 --> 00:09:39,153 Well, I was just about to grab some coffee anyway. 273 00:09:39,241 --> 00:09:40,567 Why don't we all go? 274 00:09:40,655 --> 00:09:43,801 It's on me. That would be so fun. 275 00:09:43,889 --> 00:09:45,585 [unenthusiastically] So fun. 276 00:09:52,866 --> 00:09:55,803 Glenn, do you want me to go in and get your phone? 277 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,684 I mean, if you're going in there anyway... 278 00:09:57,772 --> 00:09:59,301 [exhales] Sure. Okay. 279 00:09:59,389 --> 00:10:01,439 [sighs] 280 00:10:03,243 --> 00:10:05,241 Haunted house. Already been in there a ton. 281 00:10:05,361 --> 00:10:07,528 Sick of it. [chuckles] 282 00:10:09,452 --> 00:10:11,965 Oh, thank God. How was it? 283 00:10:12,335 --> 00:10:13,700 [dazed] It was pretty cool. 284 00:10:14,561 --> 00:10:16,264 Are you crying blood? 285 00:10:16,405 --> 00:10:17,881 Huh? 286 00:10:19,249 --> 00:10:20,307 Huh. 287 00:10:20,592 --> 00:10:22,209 Yeah, I guess I am. 288 00:10:22,475 --> 00:10:23,684 I'm sure it has nothing to do 289 00:10:23,787 --> 00:10:26,124 with what I just saw or experienced. 290 00:10:27,768 --> 00:10:30,083 Elias did a great job with the crepe paper, though. 291 00:10:30,874 --> 00:10:32,960 D... did you find my phone? 292 00:10:33,679 --> 00:10:35,314 - I... - Never mind. 293 00:10:36,310 --> 00:10:38,091 [clears throat] 294 00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:40,327 So okay, St. Louis talk. 295 00:10:40,467 --> 00:10:42,929 What's this toasted ravioli everyone's talking about? 296 00:10:43,016 --> 00:10:45,278 Mmm, T-ravs. They are great. 297 00:10:45,366 --> 00:10:46,309 You gotta try 'em. 298 00:10:46,397 --> 00:10:47,700 You should go to Stephano's. 299 00:10:47,788 --> 00:10:49,684 Kelly and I used to go all the time 300 00:10:49,772 --> 00:10:53,975 and... and still do, you know, past and present. 301 00:10:54,094 --> 00:10:55,776 Oh, I've never even heard of the place. 302 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:57,177 Which, I mean, makes sense. 303 00:10:57,264 --> 00:10:59,473 There's so much Jonah doesn't tell me. 304 00:10:59,561 --> 00:11:03,395 Uh, Kelly does a great, uh, Stephano impersonation. 305 00:11:03,483 --> 00:11:06,395 Oh. All right. 306 00:11:06,483 --> 00:11:07,766 He's like, um, 307 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,923 [in Midwest accent] "Oh, our toasted ravioli's 308 00:11:10,010 --> 00:11:11,702 been written up in the pay-per." 309 00:11:11,790 --> 00:11:12,922 [laughs] 310 00:11:13,905 --> 00:11:15,028 And that's it. 311 00:11:15,506 --> 00:11:17,063 Uh, when you do go, 312 00:11:17,150 --> 00:11:18,950 um, you should try out this gelato place 313 00:11:19,038 --> 00:11:20,066 - about a block away. - Yeah. 314 00:11:20,153 --> 00:11:23,059 Wow, a second stop on one date. 315 00:11:23,147 --> 00:11:24,819 Who's got that kind of time, right? 316 00:11:24,907 --> 00:11:27,506 Well, when you don't have kids to co home to, y... 317 00:11:27,905 --> 00:11:30,879 Not that having kids is, uh, bad. 318 00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:33,067 That's... I... I actually wish 319 00:11:33,155 --> 00:11:36,663 I were dating someone with kids. 320 00:11:36,842 --> 00:11:37,881 I love this. 321 00:11:37,969 --> 00:11:39,803 You can see why I come here every day. 322 00:11:39,891 --> 00:11:41,472 [clattering] 323 00:11:41,794 --> 00:11:43,374 My bad. I got it. 324 00:11:44,391 --> 00:11:45,439 Oops. 325 00:11:45,573 --> 00:11:48,823 Let me just... excuse me, sir. You're good, you're good. 326 00:11:48,911 --> 00:11:51,182 Okay, there's no way Dina's a serial killer. 327 00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:53,140 She's head of security. Rules are her life. 328 00:11:53,228 --> 00:11:56,611 Yeah, and "don't kill" is, like, such a big rule. 329 00:11:56,699 --> 00:11:58,304 Plus, she's a vegan, okay? 330 00:11:58,392 --> 00:12:00,445 She doesn't even kill to eat, which is insane, 331 00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:02,082 because I would totally eat a lamb alive. 332 00:12:02,169 --> 00:12:03,234 You're right. 333 00:12:03,337 --> 00:12:05,686 She's the last person who'd be a serial killer. 334 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,812 [soft music playing over speakers] 335 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:12,101 Although, it is always the last person who you'd think. 336 00:12:17,211 --> 00:12:20,027 [The Cranberries' "Zombie"] 337 00:12:20,466 --> 00:12:23,210 ♪ In your head ♪ 338 00:12:23,298 --> 00:12:26,913 ♪ In your head, zombie ♪ 339 00:12:27,048 --> 00:12:29,007 This has been great. You have a really fun store. 340 00:12:29,095 --> 00:12:30,203 And you two, hit me up 341 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,383 for the next Stephano's trip, okay? 342 00:12:31,470 --> 00:12:32,617 - Oh, absolutely. - Will do. 343 00:12:32,705 --> 00:12:35,453 - Okay, bye-bye. - Bye. 344 00:12:36,563 --> 00:12:39,140 So many other reasons I could have been in this store. 345 00:12:39,228 --> 00:12:41,515 Sorry. It's the first thing that came to my mind, 346 00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:43,679 and you're the ones wearing the same clothes. 347 00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:46,116 Look, the most important thing is that at least... 348 00:12:46,446 --> 00:12:48,187 Wait, where are the cards? 349 00:12:48,282 --> 00:12:50,070 Oh, I hid them in one of those orange bags 350 00:12:50,158 --> 00:12:52,585 - when Maya came in. - You mean the goodie bags? 351 00:12:52,673 --> 00:12:55,796 There's enough for everyone. Just form a line. 352 00:12:55,884 --> 00:12:58,328 [screams] Where are your parents? 353 00:12:59,617 --> 00:13:01,927 It's just a garden center. It's just a garden center. 354 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,913 Just walking into the garden center. 355 00:13:05,813 --> 00:13:07,628 [in proper English accent] Pardon me, sir. 356 00:13:07,832 --> 00:13:09,747 Are you Glenn Sturgis? 357 00:13:10,147 --> 00:13:11,843 Yeah. Why? 358 00:13:11,931 --> 00:13:16,682 They told me to tell you: don't go in there. 359 00:13:17,109 --> 00:13:18,921 [stammering] W-W-Who said don't... 360 00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:20,546 - Who said that do you? - [shushes] 361 00:13:20,862 --> 00:13:22,310 Glenn, who you talking to? 362 00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:25,859 Th... this boy, did you... He said that I had to... 363 00:13:29,813 --> 00:13:30,890 What's going on, dude? 364 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:33,210 Yeah, I think I'm gonna head to my car 365 00:13:33,392 --> 00:13:35,710 and read my Bible for a bit. 366 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:40,771 Great job. 367 00:13:40,865 --> 00:13:42,154 Didn't ask for the accent, though. 368 00:13:42,241 --> 00:13:44,341 It was a swing. I thought it worked. 369 00:13:45,504 --> 00:13:47,486 You already gave out all the bags? 370 00:13:47,574 --> 00:13:49,355 They were out of control. 371 00:13:49,443 --> 00:13:51,140 I said one per kid, but Amy, 372 00:13:51,228 --> 00:13:52,312 some took two. 373 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,492 Hey, uh, let me see what's in that bag, please. 374 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,657 No way! You're, like, 40! 375 00:13:56,745 --> 00:13:57,945 Buy your own candy! 376 00:13:58,031 --> 00:14:00,458 Hey, that kind of aggression is exactly why people 377 00:14:00,546 --> 00:14:03,177 are turning on your sport. Soccer is coming for you! 378 00:14:03,265 --> 00:14:04,708 Okay. Thank you so much. Yeah. 379 00:14:04,796 --> 00:14:06,132 Why are you checking bags? 380 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,883 Um, because... okay, here's the deal. 381 00:14:09,993 --> 00:14:11,701 The push for the union never really stopped, 382 00:14:11,788 --> 00:14:14,107 and so the cards from Fenton ended up in these goodie bags 383 00:14:14,195 --> 00:14:15,646 and they've all been given away. 384 00:14:15,734 --> 00:14:18,265 Oh, wow. Well, listen. 385 00:14:18,353 --> 00:14:20,263 Company policy states that I need to report 386 00:14:20,351 --> 00:14:21,880 any union activity to my manager, 387 00:14:21,968 --> 00:14:23,531 so there's been union activity. 388 00:14:23,619 --> 00:14:24,546 Now that my hands are clean, 389 00:14:24,634 --> 00:14:25,753 I'll go check the security footage. 390 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,344 Amazing. Thank you, Dina. 391 00:14:27,445 --> 00:14:28,908 Oh, hey, Kelly. 392 00:14:28,995 --> 00:14:31,398 Couple's costume with Jonah? That's a weird choice. 393 00:14:31,486 --> 00:14:33,695 - It's not a couple's costume. - It's a coincidence. 394 00:14:33,796 --> 00:14:35,093 Okay. 395 00:14:35,534 --> 00:14:39,584 ♪ Dracula was putting on moon tan lotion ♪ 396 00:14:39,788 --> 00:14:42,256 ♪ Gnarly dude is what the... ♪ 397 00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:43,935 Hey, Cheyenne, I need help 398 00:14:44,023 --> 00:14:45,390 going over some security footage. 399 00:14:45,507 --> 00:14:46,888 Oh, okay. 400 00:14:46,976 --> 00:14:48,461 [whispering] No, you have a child. 401 00:14:48,795 --> 00:14:49,818 I'll go, Dina. 402 00:14:49,906 --> 00:14:50,959 You don't work for me anymore. 403 00:14:51,046 --> 00:14:52,460 Cheyenne, come on. 404 00:14:52,548 --> 00:14:54,185 Let me just call Bo really quick. 405 00:14:54,273 --> 00:14:56,636 You know, not to say good-bye or anything 406 00:14:56,723 --> 00:15:00,515 but just to say hey and good-bye and stuff. 407 00:15:00,617 --> 00:15:02,141 [clattering] 408 00:15:02,351 --> 00:15:05,912 Oh, uh, or you could take Marcus. 409 00:15:06,132 --> 00:15:07,780 Whoever. Marcus! 410 00:15:08,061 --> 00:15:09,599 Security office, now! 411 00:15:09,687 --> 00:15:11,093 Yep, just give me a second. 412 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,476 If I run too fast, I become airborne. 413 00:15:14,874 --> 00:15:16,756 Thank you. You know, Kelly, 414 00:15:16,843 --> 00:15:18,291 you didn't have to change your costume. 415 00:15:18,378 --> 00:15:20,358 And you didn't have to say I was Jonah's girlfriend, 416 00:15:20,445 --> 00:15:21,661 yet here we are. 417 00:15:21,749 --> 00:15:22,695 Hey, sorry. 418 00:15:22,782 --> 00:15:24,382 Just took off my costume real quick. 419 00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:26,679 The cowboy hat was itchy. 420 00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:30,302 Oh, my God, you two are Danny and Sandy from "Grease"! 421 00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:31,874 "Summer Lovin'," right? 422 00:15:33,288 --> 00:15:37,251 Amy, you need to go change into leather Sandy right now. 423 00:15:38,617 --> 00:15:40,670 All right, no bags in housewares. 424 00:15:40,758 --> 00:15:41,839 Are you getting anything, Marcus? 425 00:15:41,926 --> 00:15:43,499 I gotta be honest, about 60% 426 00:15:43,587 --> 00:15:45,427 of my vision's blocked by the dragon head. 427 00:15:45,515 --> 00:15:46,764 You're exuding, like, a wet heat. 428 00:15:46,851 --> 00:15:48,194 I know. It's the dragon smoke function. 429 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,076 - Now you're fogging up the screen. - - I can't control it. 430 00:15:50,163 --> 00:15:51,343 Oh, this is doing nothing. 431 00:15:51,431 --> 00:15:53,351 - It's just moving it around. - Yeah. 432 00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:57,396 [both coughing] 433 00:15:57,492 --> 00:16:00,685 Okay, this is it. There's no one in there now. 434 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:04,068 Just a chance for me to face my fears head-on. 435 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:07,464 - Yes, go for it. - [screaming] 436 00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:09,200 Whoa. Okay. Well... 437 00:16:09,287 --> 00:16:10,735 [key turning] 438 00:16:10,822 --> 00:16:13,045 [clears throat] Good luck, buddy. 439 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,182 [exhales deeply] 440 00:16:16,449 --> 00:16:19,068 Sorry, haunted house is closed. 441 00:16:19,185 --> 00:16:21,732 [sighs] Sorry. 442 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:25,076 I think we found the cards. Well, I found them. 443 00:16:25,164 --> 00:16:26,998 Marcus knocked all my felt tips on the floor, 444 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,084 some of them lost their caps, 445 00:16:28,172 --> 00:16:29,624 and now it's just a race against the clock 446 00:16:29,711 --> 00:16:31,759 until they dry out. Dina, where are the cards? 447 00:16:31,847 --> 00:16:32,996 I saw footage of Maya grabbing 448 00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:34,864 - a goodie bag on her way out. - What? 449 00:16:35,003 --> 00:16:37,052 No! She left, like, 20 minutes ago. 450 00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:38,045 Actually, no. 451 00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:39,881 She stopped in housewares and had what looked like 452 00:16:39,968 --> 00:16:41,464 a very emotional moment with Brett, 453 00:16:41,552 --> 00:16:42,607 then she went to grocery. 454 00:16:42,695 --> 00:16:43,877 Picked up eggs and bell peppers. 455 00:16:43,964 --> 00:16:44,945 I think it's a Denver omelet night. 456 00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:46,107 Dina, where is she now? 457 00:16:46,195 --> 00:16:47,337 She just went out to the parking lot. 458 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,738 Well, we need to stop her. 459 00:16:48,826 --> 00:16:49,907 Amy, wait! 460 00:16:49,995 --> 00:16:51,277 Do I still need to be a part of this? 461 00:16:51,364 --> 00:16:53,279 Because, I hate to keep beating the same drum, 462 00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:55,415 but the felt tips... I'll get you new felt tips! 463 00:16:55,503 --> 00:16:56,912 I don't want new felt tips! 464 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,501 I have perfectly good felt tips on my floor! 465 00:17:01,947 --> 00:17:04,364 Sorry. It's just me. 466 00:17:04,561 --> 00:17:06,084 Not a carjacker. 467 00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:08,038 - I didn't mean to startle you. - It's okay. 468 00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:11,008 It's just that, um, we need you back in the store. 469 00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:12,248 Why? 470 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,802 Attention, everyone. 471 00:17:13,890 --> 00:17:18,160 Give it up for the winner of our Halloween costume contest, 472 00:17:18,248 --> 00:17:19,402 - Maya! - Whoo, whoo! 473 00:17:19,490 --> 00:17:20,290 [cheers and applause] 474 00:17:20,377 --> 00:17:23,105 So there is a contest, and cat ears won it? 475 00:17:23,193 --> 00:17:25,428 Okay, you don't need to suck up to the new DM. 476 00:17:25,515 --> 00:17:27,330 - What? - No. 477 00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:29,285 No, girl. You won. 478 00:17:29,373 --> 00:17:32,182 You look good and you better get your prize, 479 00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:33,869 which is... 480 00:17:33,957 --> 00:17:37,738 Which is, uh, this, um, bottle of Sprite! 481 00:17:37,826 --> 00:17:39,959 Are you [bleep] kidding me? 482 00:17:40,174 --> 00:17:41,722 [scraping] 483 00:17:41,865 --> 00:17:43,713 You don't think she's gonna wait in the back 484 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,740 - of someone's car and then... - No. 485 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,951 But we should probably check to see if the killer 486 00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:51,162 has a history of breaking into cars 'cause... 487 00:17:54,336 --> 00:17:57,041 Oh, my God. They found another foot. 488 00:17:57,129 --> 00:17:58,535 - [gasps] - Out in Richmond Heights. 489 00:17:58,623 --> 00:18:00,310 Really? 490 00:18:00,469 --> 00:18:02,755 [laughs] Apparently it's fresh. 491 00:18:02,843 --> 00:18:04,634 Some guy's probably bleeding out as we speak. 492 00:18:04,721 --> 00:18:07,207 Oh, that's amazing. It can't be Dina. 493 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,808 We've been watching her all day. 494 00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:10,230 Such good news. 495 00:18:10,318 --> 00:18:11,874 I'm so glad the killer struck today. 496 00:18:11,961 --> 00:18:13,743 Wow. Not that I thought it was her, but... 497 00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:15,341 I know. I mean, she's weird, 498 00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:16,812 - but she's not a criminal. - No. 499 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:19,052 [both chuckling] 500 00:18:20,778 --> 00:18:23,980 And look at these cat ears. Amazing! 501 00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:27,757 I think it says back here they were, uh, made in Taiwan. 502 00:18:27,844 --> 00:18:29,559 Have you ever been to Taiwan? 503 00:18:29,646 --> 00:18:31,334 Amy, is there a second place? 504 00:18:31,422 --> 00:18:32,995 Because I am drenched in urine. 505 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,931 Okay, um, maybe we wrap this up. 506 00:18:35,138 --> 00:18:38,404 Uh, I am so honored to receive this Sprite, 507 00:18:38,521 --> 00:18:40,261 especially because so many of you 508 00:18:40,349 --> 00:18:43,042 had such great costumes here. You know, like these two. 509 00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:45,441 They had multiple couples costumes. 510 00:18:45,528 --> 00:18:46,584 Are they cute or what? 511 00:18:46,672 --> 00:18:48,105 Jonah and Kelly aren't a couple. 512 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:49,878 Yeah, Jonah's in love with Amy. 513 00:18:49,966 --> 00:18:52,279 - Wait, what? - What? 514 00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:54,138 I don't know. That's... 515 00:18:54,226 --> 00:18:56,748 Jonah, is that true? 516 00:18:57,051 --> 00:18:59,670 It's true. I love her. 517 00:18:59,896 --> 00:19:01,189 Um, sorry, Kelly. 518 00:19:01,277 --> 00:19:03,005 I... I probably should have told you 519 00:19:03,138 --> 00:19:05,628 before telling the entire store, 520 00:19:05,715 --> 00:19:08,277 but I am breaking up with you. 521 00:19:08,365 --> 00:19:10,715 Okay, it seems like I should give you guys a little privacy. 522 00:19:10,802 --> 00:19:13,287 - Uh... - Uh, no, no, no, 523 00:19:13,426 --> 00:19:15,971 because I need to explain more to you, Kelly. 524 00:19:16,201 --> 00:19:19,208 Uh, you're a great gal, but, uh, 525 00:19:19,295 --> 00:19:21,978 Amy and I just have a connection. 526 00:19:22,185 --> 00:19:23,894 I hate coming to this stupid store. 527 00:19:23,982 --> 00:19:25,013 I'm really gonna go now. 528 00:19:25,101 --> 00:19:30,084 You can't because the costume contest is not over yet. 529 00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:32,822 And now it's done! 530 00:19:32,909 --> 00:19:34,657 Another round of applause for Maya the Cat. 531 00:19:34,744 --> 00:19:35,958 [applause] 532 00:19:36,045 --> 00:19:37,393 - Man. - [sighs] 533 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,495 Garrett, help! [banging] 534 00:19:39,582 --> 00:19:41,297 The doors are stuck! 535 00:19:41,384 --> 00:19:44,067 Oh, I should have listened to that English boy. 536 00:19:44,154 --> 00:19:45,521 Hang on. 537 00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:48,716 [cell phone ringing] 538 00:19:52,395 --> 00:19:54,277 Hey, Garrett. It's Glenn from work. 539 00:19:54,364 --> 00:19:56,628 Um, first of all, I found my phone. 540 00:19:56,716 --> 00:19:57,576 Yay. 541 00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,181 Uh, anyway, if you get this, 542 00:19:59,269 --> 00:20:01,199 I am stuck in the haunted house, 543 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:05,388 so, um, call me back. All right, bye-bye. 544 00:20:06,783 --> 00:20:09,232 Help! Somebody! [banging] 545 00:20:09,329 --> 00:20:10,761 [banging] 546 00:20:11,781 --> 00:20:13,981 [glass shattering] Oh! 547 00:20:15,185 --> 00:20:18,146 [breathing heavily] 548 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:21,115 Honestly, I've seen scarier. 549 00:20:21,631 --> 00:20:23,951 - [groans] - That was exhausting. 550 00:20:24,127 --> 00:20:26,873 Yeah, well, breakups are exhausting. 551 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,365 Um... 552 00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:32,732 so the cards are all here. 553 00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:33,623 Great. 554 00:20:33,711 --> 00:20:37,435 But also some empty candy wrappers. 555 00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:40,156 Okay. 556 00:20:40,498 --> 00:20:41,841 Okay, well... [stammers] 557 00:20:41,929 --> 00:20:42,966 Let's not panic. 558 00:20:43,054 --> 00:20:46,503 Maybe she just, um, reached in and grabbed some candy 559 00:20:46,591 --> 00:20:47,696 and didn't see the cards, 560 00:20:47,784 --> 00:20:50,500 or... or maybe those candies are from somewhere else 561 00:20:50,587 --> 00:20:52,795 and she just ditched the wrappers in there. 562 00:20:53,435 --> 00:20:55,810 Or maybe she saw the cards. 563 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:58,817 But if she saw the cards, she would have said something. 564 00:20:59,052 --> 00:21:01,896 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, definitely. 565 00:21:02,665 --> 00:21:04,065 Right? 566 00:21:05,193 --> 00:21:06,741 [door opens] 567 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,996 Hey, so Maya left her Sprite. 568 00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:10,480 - Just take it. - Yes! 569 00:21:10,568 --> 00:21:12,755 We did it, Tita! Your boy won! 570 00:21:12,842 --> 00:21:14,193 [quirky music] 571 00:21:14,288 --> 00:21:15,830 Synchronized by srjanapala