1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:01,495 . 2 00:00:01,535 --> 00:00:02,065 - So without further ado, 3 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:05,137 it's my great pleasure 4 00:00:05,173 --> 00:00:07,343 to welcome our newest part-time employee, 5 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:08,805 Emma Dubanowski. 6 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:13,352 [applause] 7 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:16,521 - That's very nice of you and also very unnecessary. 8 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:19,420 Oh, there's more. 9 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:21,093 - 14 years ago, 10 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:25,092 our Cloud 9 family got a little bigger. 11 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:26,586 - Aww! - Oh! 12 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:27,827 - Adorable. 13 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,201 - Mom... - I don't know 14 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:30,530 how he got those pictures. 15 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:31,834 - Oh, I keep a copy of all the photos 16 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,395 employees get developed here. 17 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:35,104 - What? - That's horrifying. 18 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:36,296 - You don't have any of my photos, 19 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:37,807 because I don't pose for them. 20 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:39,438 [laughs] You know, if I ever got kidnapped, 21 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:41,243 the police would have quite a time 22 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:43,605 finding a current photo to put on the news. 23 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:45,214 - Anyway, over the years, 24 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:50,676 we've watched Amy's daughter Emma grow. 25 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,348 Who could forget the time 26 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,556 that she lost a tooth right here in the store 27 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:57,288 and Elias ate it 'cause he thought it was a Chiclet? 28 00:00:57,325 --> 00:00:58,825 - Glenn, you're drifting. 29 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:02,299 - Oh. Okay, well, we'll finish that later. 30 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:05,300 Anyway, Emma, we are so happy 31 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:09,573 that you're here, and we hope you have a great first day! 32 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:12,113 [cheers and applause] 33 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:13,240 - Emma! 34 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,244 [indistinct chatter] 35 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:17,576 - Oh, also, starting today 36 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:19,451 is Kelly Watson. 37 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:22,420 - [clears throat] Hi, everyone. 38 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:24,490 I'm really excited to be here. 39 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:31,230 [upbeat music] 40 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:34,329 - [clears throat] Oh, excuse me. 41 00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:35,462 Hi. Um... 42 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:37,326 is that guy working here today? 43 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:39,265 Um, I don't know his name, 44 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,870 but he has piercing brown eyes 45 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:42,401 and an amazing butt? 46 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,736 - Scott. 47 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,871 Yeah, he's just fixing one of the coring rigs. 48 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:49,136 - Okay. Well, thank you. 49 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:51,454 - That's so cool. 50 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:53,279 You're starting to move on from Jeff. 51 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:54,584 - Oh, I just like flirting with him. 52 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,445 I mean, just because you're not gonna buy 53 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:57,754 doesn't mean you can't check out the merchandise, 54 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,715 right? 55 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:01,563 Ew. - So are you just 56 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:04,259 gonna stand there till he comes out? 57 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:05,832 - Yeah. I mean, I stand here 58 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,359 or stand over there, what does it matter? 59 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:09,455 This whole job is standing places. 60 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:11,631 - Okay. 61 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:15,495 - So...ninth grade. 62 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,365 Fidget spinners, huh? 63 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:21,577 - Hey. Don't distract Jonah. 64 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:23,439 - I wasn't. - We were just gabbing. 65 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,207 - Go collect the clothes from the dressing rooms, 66 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:26,676 then fold them, hang them, put them on the racks, 67 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:28,384 and I'll come show you how to scrub down the bathrooms. 68 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:29,946 - Seriously? - Yes, seriously. 69 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,353 Lose the attitude. Go. 70 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:33,285 - [huffs] - [scoffs] 71 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:35,191 - Wow. Pretty tough on her. 72 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:37,663 I feel like I barely did anything my first day. 73 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,731 - Yeah, we all felt that way. - Hmm. 74 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,600 - She just has such an attitude since the divorce. 75 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:43,199 That's why I'm making her work here. 76 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:44,601 I'm hoping she gets some discipline. 77 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:46,502 - And you're not worried 78 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:48,944 that if you're too hard on her, Adam gets to be the good guy? 79 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:50,539 - What? No. 80 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,241 - It's just that when my parents separated, 81 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:53,643 they both wanted to be the favorite. 82 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,414 I came home one day and my dad had gotten me 83 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:58,213 a ten-disc box set of Churchill speeches. 84 00:02:58,246 --> 00:02:59,976 - And that was something you wanted? 85 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,353 - Uh, yeah. [laughs] 86 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,853 I'm still closer with him than I am with my mom. 87 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:07,215 Although that might be because he doesn't send me 88 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:09,315 long, pointless texts about book club. 89 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:11,387 - Yeah, see, Latino parents are different. 90 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,355 We don't really need our kids to like us. 91 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,934 We just break their spirit so the world doesn't. 92 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:17,703 - Huh. 93 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:19,571 And why--why do you pierce your babies' ears so earl-- 94 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,600 - I am not on a panel. This is not "ask a Latina." 95 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:24,235 - Got it. I'll just find out on Reddit. 96 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:28,712 - * Don't you know you're my everything * 97 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:31,612 * Whoa, whoa, sweet thing 98 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,475 - Hey, listen. 99 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,254 I know we haven't been having sex recently, 100 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:37,293 so I thought I should explain what's going on. 101 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:39,318 - Dina, I'm with a customer right now. 102 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,663 - Oh. I'm sorry. 103 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:43,319 Step back, please. - Can I just put this-- 104 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:44,727 - Step back. 105 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:45,988 There. Happy? 106 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,456 - Mm. - Anyway, 107 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:49,455 I have been experiencing 108 00:03:49,497 --> 00:03:51,997 some anxiety recently, and... 109 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,502 please don't spread this around, 110 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,344 but I've started going to a shrink. 111 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:57,609 Actually, two shrinks. One's a control. 112 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,308 Long story short, 113 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:00,940 I've been dealing with some personal crap. 114 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:03,284 - Okay. Well, um, 115 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:05,011 maybe we just take a little break. 116 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,945 Let you work on you. 117 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,350 - Oh. 118 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:09,682 Yeah, that would probably be good. 119 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:12,747 At least until I get my head together. 120 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:16,356 We can't take that back if it's broken. 121 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:20,961 - Um... hi, sorry. 122 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,964 I-I'm a rookie, or a newb. 123 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,627 I don't know what we call it here. 124 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,026 Anyway, um, 125 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:29,037 no one has told me exactly 126 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,499 what I should be doing. 127 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:31,808 - Okay, I just really don't have time 128 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,309 to hold your hand right now, 129 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:35,341 so just go zone softlines or something. 130 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:37,706 - Okay, but when you say "zone" 131 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:40,005 and also when you say "softlines"... 132 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,377 - Ugh! Okay, you are impossible. 133 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:42,775 Just go away. Go away. 134 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,646 - Oh. - Go. 135 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,415 Uh-oh. [laughs] 136 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:47,724 Beam me up, Scotty! 137 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:50,655 [scanner beeping] 138 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:54,401 - Okay. So flip, flip, voilà. Got it? 139 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:55,598 [snaps fingers] Hey! 140 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,529 Pay attention. Who are you texting? 141 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:59,825 - Relax. It's just Dad. 142 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,835 Okay, it's flip... 143 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:06,841 - So what were you and your dad texting about? 144 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:09,784 - Uh, inside joke. You wouldn't get it. 145 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,980 - Wow. Since when do you have inside jokes with your dad? 146 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:15,553 - It was just something that happened at Six Flags. 147 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:16,623 - Oh! 148 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,420 You guys went to Six Flags. 149 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:21,562 Fun. Cool, cool, cool. 150 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:23,519 - Um, is--is this right? 151 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:26,387 - No. So look, I was thinking maybe, 152 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:28,057 I don't know, we could go see 153 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:30,425 that horror film you want tomorrow night? 154 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:31,674 I mean, I know I said you were too young, 155 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:33,429 but, eh... 156 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,437 - I can't. Um, I'm seeing Twenty One Pilots 157 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:37,809 in concert tomorrow with Dad. 158 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:38,968 - Oh. 159 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,566 So many activities. 160 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:43,708 [uncomfortable music] 161 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:46,114 - So apparently, Emma loves her dad now. 162 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:48,976 - That's... terrible? 163 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,586 - No, I mean, obviously, I want her to love her dad, 164 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:53,089 but she's been pushing me away, 165 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,820 and all of a sudden, they're like besties. 166 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,115 - I thought Latinos don't care if their kids like them. 167 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:57,586 - I really think you're painting 168 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:58,855 with too broad a cultural brush here. 169 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:00,462 - No, that was-- - First, it's that 170 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:01,864 he's more fun, then she's gonna want 171 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,695 to live with him, and before you know it, 172 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:05,571 it's, "Sorry, Mom, can't make it to your birthday party. 173 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:06,899 I'm too busy listening to Churchill speeches with Dad." 174 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:09,874 - Oh, that would be a crazy coincidence. 175 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:11,473 - I don't know. Maybe I-- 176 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:13,035 maybe I should be a little less strict with her, 177 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:14,643 at least until I'm number one again. 178 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,605 - [scoffs] You're an intense mom. 179 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:18,714 I do not want to be around when Emma starts dating. 180 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:21,446 - [shouting] Why would you even mention that? 181 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:26,947 . 182 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:27,717 - Oh, yeah, that's what we heard. 183 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,690 - Oh, no! - It's sad but true. 184 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,085 Oh. - Oh. 185 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:35,825 - Hey. 186 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:38,733 - [sympathetically] Hey...Garrett. 187 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:40,196 - How's it going, big guy? 188 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,843 - I'm fine. 189 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:44,139 - Listen, some of us get together on Thursdays 190 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,741 and do a little wine club thing. 191 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,113 You could join us if you want. 192 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,580 - Why would I do that? 193 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:52,910 - Well, you know, 'cause of what happened. 194 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,616 With you and Dina. 195 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:57,489 [whispering] How she dumped you. 196 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:58,918 - What? 197 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:01,462 - You are going to find someone so great. 198 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:02,859 - I don't know what you guys heard, 199 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:06,130 but I did not get dumped. It was mutual. 200 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,929 - No. 201 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:10,501 It's never mutual. - It's never mutual. 202 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:12,231 - Mm-mm. - Mm-mm. 203 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,165 - I know it's not Six Flags, 204 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:16,641 but go-backs can be fun. 205 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:19,140 * I like to go back, go back 206 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,912 * I like to...go back! 207 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,841 * I like to go back, go back 208 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,776 * I like to go back 209 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:27,152 - I like the enthusiasm! 210 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,750 * I like to go back 211 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,182 * I like to go back * 212 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:33,617 * I like to go back, I like to go back * 213 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:35,224 * Go way back, back 214 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,525 - So how's school? What's going on? 215 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:38,988 What's the hot goss? 216 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:40,586 - "Hot goss"? 217 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:42,058 - You know what I mean. Come on, spill it, girl. 218 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,725 - Excuse me. You were gonna check to see 219 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:45,174 if you had any floor cleaner in the back? 220 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,698 - Oh, yeah, sorry, I forgot. - You forgot? 221 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:49,035 Listen, if you don't feel like doing something, 222 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,199 don't waste my time. 223 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:51,837 - [shouting] Excuse me, sir. 224 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:54,812 You need to back off. She is 14. - Yeah, well... 225 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:56,612 - Also, you're upset about floor cleaner. 226 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,554 Who even uses floor cleaner anymore? 227 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,209 What are you, an orderly from the '50s? 228 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,747 - No. - [mockingly] No. 229 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,722 Right. So go away. 230 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,959 - Wow. 231 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,088 That was awesome. 232 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:11,692 - I can be awesome. 233 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:12,725 - [laughs] 234 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,700 - Stop, no, it's hideous. 235 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:15,958 - No, no, I'm serious. 236 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,256 Not everyone can pull off a vest. 237 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:18,797 - Oh, believe me, I know. 238 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,872 I work here. - [laughs] 239 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,301 I gotta run. 240 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,095 Uh, my break's almost over. 241 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,607 Hey, actually, 242 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:26,769 do you think it'd be cool 243 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:27,937 if I borrowed your badge 244 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:29,705 to use the employee bathroom? 245 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,083 I mean, we have porta-potties, 246 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:33,011 but, uh, you know, kinda gross, so... 247 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:35,046 - Uh, yeah, yeah. 248 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:37,152 Of course. Not a problem at all. 249 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,694 Just go to town. 250 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,249 - Thanks. 251 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:41,247 You're the best. 252 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:44,288 - [giggling nervously] 253 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:46,264 It's happening! 254 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,963 - Uh-huh. 255 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,596 - Uh, okay. 256 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:52,271 What is that supposed to mean? 257 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:54,329 - Just that... you know, sometimes 258 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,767 people flirt with people to get stuff. 259 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:59,044 Like, there's this cashier at the Steak 'n Shake 260 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,882 who always gives me free fries when I wear shorts. 261 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:04,179 - Yeah, well, that's not what's happening here, so... 262 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,911 - Okay. - You can tell by his eyes. 263 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,746 - Okay. - You don't know him. 264 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,351 - I'm sorry. You're right, I don't. 265 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,782 - Yeah. 266 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,816 - Hey, Dina. 267 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:16,715 - Ninja Turtles are still a thing, huh? 268 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,587 No wonder this country's a garbage fire. 269 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,826 - Hey, why did you tell Justine that you broke up with me? 270 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,631 - Because she asked me, "What's new with you," 271 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,163 and so I told her. 272 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,827 One of my birds has pinkeye, I broke up with you, 273 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,126 and I just signed up for golf lessons. 274 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,897 - Okay, but you didn't break up with me. 275 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:30,896 It was mutual, and if anything, I suggested it. 276 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,808 - But I took you up on it. If you had suggested it 277 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,780 and I said, "No, I don't want that," 278 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,308 would we still be sleeping together? 279 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:38,383 - I-I don't know. I guess, but... 280 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,781 - Well, there you go, champ. 281 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,823 [laughs quietly] 282 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,624 - Hey. Hi. 283 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:47,793 I'm sorry. Do you know what a softline is? 284 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:50,221 - I don't have time for this. 285 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,927 - Excuse me. 286 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:53,689 Do you know what a softline is? 287 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,957 - I don't live here. I'm from Tampa. 288 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,300 - [humming] 289 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,101 - Haley's dating a junior. 290 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,203 - Huh? 291 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:02,904 - I mean, it's not really 292 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,336 "hot goss," but... 293 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,211 she doesn't sit with us at lunch anymore, 294 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,139 and she goes off campus with Connor. 295 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,235 - Wow. 296 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:13,947 And, um, how does your dad feel about that? 297 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,321 - Oh, I haven't told him. 298 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:16,648 - Nice. 299 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:19,354 Oh, uh, no, you're not done. 300 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,956 - The floor's so dirty, how can you even tell? 301 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:25,829 - Well, because the floor is still slippery. 302 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,029 - Okay. Fine. 303 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:32,833 - Actually, you know what? 304 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,366 It'd be kind of punk rock if we just left it. 305 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,842 How about you and I go get a soda? 306 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,371 Come on. - Okay. 307 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:42,106 - Slippery floors, that could be our little inside thing. 308 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,712 - Like how? 309 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,084 - [yelps] 310 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:48,152 [groaning] - Like, I could text you 311 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,421 the banana emoji, and you would know what I was talking about. 312 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:53,716 . 313 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:54,824 - So now Justine might have to get her jaw wired shut. 314 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,856 You see, this is what happens 315 00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,131 when you try to be friends with your kid. 316 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,289 She could be zoning, 317 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,927 she could be cleaning, but no. 318 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,432 She's just standing there. 319 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,773 - Do you think any of this might be stemming 320 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:05,898 from the fact that you feel 321 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,333 like you're losing control of-- 322 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,767 - See, this is how it starts. 323 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,372 First, she's texting at work. 324 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,713 And then she's not doing her homework. 325 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,940 And then she's hanging out with the bad kids. 326 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,005 And before you know it, she's pregnant 327 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:20,154 and addicted to pills and dancing for strangers. 328 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,450 - Oh, those were-- 329 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,021 those are really bad kids. 330 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,080 You want me to, uh-- 331 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,747 want me to go yell at her? 332 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:28,986 - Yes. Actually, yeah. that would be great. 333 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,762 - Oh, no, no, no, no. I was just kidding. 334 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,391 I never yell. Even when I'm mad, 335 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,185 I just push it down really deep, 336 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,457 and then sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, 337 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:39,026 panicked and sweaty for no reason. 338 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:44,274 - Oh. [laughs] I'm, like, obsessed with the gym. 339 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:48,044 I live there. I'm really into, like, 340 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:51,905 core stuff and just all sports in general. 341 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,745 - I mean, whatever you're doing, 342 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,481 it's...[inhales sharply] It's working. 343 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,045 - Oh. [giggles] 344 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,254 - Hey, um, you think I could get that badge 345 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,386 for the bathroom again? 346 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:04,761 - Oh. Oof. Um. You know what? 347 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,092 I would love to, um, 348 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,297 but I could actually get into trouble with my boss. 349 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,029 - Oh. 350 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,304 - Yeah, I mean, 351 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:16,372 I am a bad boy, but not that way. 352 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,543 - Sure. I'll just, uh... 353 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,771 use the porta-potty, then. 354 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,908 - Okay, well, don't take too long. 355 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,913 We haven't even traded stretching tips yet. 356 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,216 [sighs] 357 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,790 - Excuse me, hi. - Hey, listen, 358 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:32,949 I'm sorry about before. 359 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,416 I hadn't eaten anything, and, uh, 360 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,994 I got a weird call from my wife. 361 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,423 - Okay, let me stop you right there. 362 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,427 I was wrong for yelling at you earlier. 363 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,089 That girl, she messed up, 364 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,358 and the only way she's gonna learn 365 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:43,455 how to do her job right 366 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,466 is if customers yell at her. 367 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:46,528 - Okay. 368 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,036 - So if you wanted to, like, 369 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,498 go over there and really give it to her, 370 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:50,866 that would be fine. 371 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,574 I mean, like, don't hold back. 372 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,065 Obviously, don't hit her, 373 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,537 but if you wanted to shake her a little, 374 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,075 that would be cool. 375 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,810 - I'm not gonna shake a little girl. 376 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:01,276 - No, no, I'm her mom. I'm not gonna report it. 377 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,815 - Little tip: 378 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,294 it works better if you scan 379 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,991 from, like, six inches away. 380 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,223 - Oh, okay. 381 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,488 Thank you. 382 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,185 [sighs] You're, like, the only person 383 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,397 who's actually helped me. 384 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,298 - Oh, aren't you sweet? 385 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,500 I think we're gonna be good friends. 386 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:20,832 - I hope so. 387 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,138 - Wanna hear a secret? 388 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,469 - Sure. 389 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,343 - I have a plan to get Jerry back. 390 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,372 - I'm sorry. I don't know who-- 391 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,006 - Sandra's boyfriend. 392 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,541 Well, my boyfriend that she stole from me. 393 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:32,006 He's in a coma, but I'm going to sneak 394 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,975 into his hospital room when she's not there. 395 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,384 I climb up on the bed, and oopsy! 396 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,116 I forgot my underwear. 397 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,591 Next thing you know, I'm pregnant with Jerry's baby. 398 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,890 - [chuckles nervously] 399 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,492 - Now, stay with me, 400 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,163 because this is where it starts to get a little dark. 401 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,432 - That's okay. 402 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,429 - You don't want to hear the rest? 403 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,260 - No, I'm cool. 404 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,104 - Oh, uh, no, the tuna goes one aisle over. 405 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:57,274 It's, uh--it's not a bean product. 406 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,114 - It's a can. 407 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,339 - Sure, yeah, yeah, it's a can, 408 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,014 yeah, but, um, you know, 409 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,883 we don't really organize things here by shape. 410 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,082 So it's not like the cans go over here 411 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,424 and the boxes go over there. 412 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,879 - Whatever. 413 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,248 - N-no, not--no. No! 414 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,886 Not whatever, okay... 415 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,592 missy, and you know what? 416 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,933 You got to put that phone away too. 417 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,258 - You're not my boss. 418 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:22,502 - Yeah, I'm-- Well, I'm the grown-up. 419 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,029 - Hey! - You're not getting paid 420 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,174 to gossip with your little girlfriends, okay? 421 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,139 So get back to work, or your ass is grass, 422 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,538 and I'm--I'm the... lawn mower. 423 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,199 - Jonah! 424 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,668 What--what is wrong with you? She's a child! 425 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,506 - Right, but she-- - You know, I am appalled! 426 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,242 You stay away from her. - Okay, okay, Glenn-- 427 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,477 - Oh, oh, oh, you can dish it out, 428 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,682 but you can't take it! Huh? Huh? 429 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,584 Well, I'm the one who's yelling now! 430 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,686 Okay? How you like that, mister? 431 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,218 - I don't--I don't... 432 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,064 - Not so hot, huh? 433 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,259 Huh? 434 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:55,501 - [grunting] 435 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,598 - Let me help you. 436 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,269 - I can do it. 437 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,028 - Come on, come on, hey, hey. Don't be a hero. 438 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,667 Come on. I got it. I got it. 439 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,465 Can I ask you something? 440 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,937 - You can't use my bathroom pass. 441 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,207 - Bathroom pass? 442 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,654 - Oh, is that not what you were gonna-- 443 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,380 Go ahead. 444 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,216 - What are you doing here? 445 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,221 You seem like you are way too pretty to be working here. 446 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,464 Come on. 447 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,519 - [laughs] 448 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,686 Shut up. No, I'm not. 449 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,625 - You have a nice smile. 450 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,430 - [laughs] What? 451 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,032 What are you even saying? 452 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,404 You--you have a nice smile. 453 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:38,973 - Thanks. Oh, sh-- my shirt is soaked. 454 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:43,976 - O...kay, what? 455 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:46,705 - Hey, man. 456 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,582 - * I got a new life 457 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,688 * You would hardly recognize me * 458 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,391 - Hey, can I talk to you for a second? 459 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:57,993 It's kinda personal. 460 00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,585 - Yeah, sure, sure. 461 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,726 - Okay, well, first of all, you need to calm down. 462 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,061 - I'm calm. Calm. Just, you know, 463 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,097 my roomie's coming to me for a little heart-to-heart. 464 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,243 It's, uh--it's a good day. 465 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,068 It's a really-- it's a really good day. 466 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,603 - Basically, Dina and I 467 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,608 decided together to break up. 468 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,280 And now she's going around, 469 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,678 she's telling everybody that she dumped me... 470 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,049 - Oh. - Which is not true. 471 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,208 - Oh. Okay. - It was mutual. 472 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,446 Can you stop active listening? 473 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,750 - Oh, yes, sorry, continue. 474 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,281 - And I feel 475 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,576 like I want to let everyone know, 476 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,417 but Dina's in a rough place, 477 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,693 and I don't want it to look like I'm kicking her when she's down. 478 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,261 - Got it, okay, so...unh. Let's unpack this. 479 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,591 Uh, it sounds to me like you're looking for a way 480 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:37,126 to let everybody know what happened with you and Dina 481 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:40,274 without it reflecting poorly on you. 482 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,100 - That's exactly what I just said. 483 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:47,066 - Okay. That's a toughie. That is a tough, tough toughie. 484 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,377 - Okay, this isn't gonna work. 485 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,138 - Wait, no, no, no, no! I can do better. 486 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,047 Let me-- Give me a do-over. 487 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:56,776 . 488 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:57,216 - [sighs] All right. 489 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,148 I, uh--I messed up before. I'm sorry. 490 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,258 I-I was listening, 491 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,460 but I wasn't really hearing. 492 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,832 So here's what we're gonna do. 493 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,159 Tonight, gonna pop open a couple brewskis, 494 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:13,267 we're gonna get ourselves a nice pie--pizza pie, 495 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,340 not pecan or whatever-- 496 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,698 and we are gonna watch ourselves 497 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,166 a little movie called "Bad Boys 2" 498 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,666 and get you through this breakup thing roomie-style. 499 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,508 - Hmm. 500 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,413 All right. That's enough. 501 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,376 Attention, Cloud 9 employees! 502 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,245 I am fine. 503 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,293 Dina did not break up with me, 504 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:35,519 and actually, if you want to get real about it, 505 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,315 it was my idea. 506 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,857 I was trying to be a nice guy. 507 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,761 - [quietly] If you could just-- - I got this. 508 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,603 So if you want to feel bad for somebody, 509 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,459 feel bad for Dina, 510 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,827 'cause she's the one seeing the shrink. 511 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:48,765 - Whoa. 512 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:52,871 - That...was something I shouldn't have said. 513 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,535 Sorry about that. 514 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,344 Please pretend you didn't hear that. 515 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:57,876 Have a good day. 516 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,580 [growls] 517 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:02,722 - I'm gonna just put these back. 518 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,359 - Oh, hey, is this where Justine fell? 519 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,888 - Yeah. 520 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:13,532 - I gotta write it up for her workman's comp claim. 521 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,400 She says the floor was slippery, 522 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,798 but you know Justine. Glug, glug, glug! 523 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,526 - Hey, Glenn. - Mm-hmm? 524 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:27,240 - Do you think Emma's doing okay? 525 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:30,544 - Emma? She's a delight. Why? 526 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,707 - I don't know. I just-- 527 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:35,575 Ever since the split with Adam, I just feel like 528 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,375 everything I do is screwing her up, 529 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,787 or maybe I've already screwed her up 530 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,748 and it's too late, but she talks back to me, 531 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,388 she sometimes wears a lot of eyeliner 532 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,664 and I don't know what that means. 533 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,492 I just feel like I'm losing control. 534 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,557 - Amy, can I ask you something 535 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,896 but without you taking it the wrong way? 536 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,271 - Sure. 537 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,170 - Are you stupid? 538 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,939 - Um... - She's a teenager. 539 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,682 - Yeah, no, I know. I know she's a teenager. 540 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,239 But it's just-- it's more than that. 541 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,607 She's secretive. She's distant. 542 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,746 She doesn't listen to anything I say anymore-- 543 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,181 Oh my, God, I am stupid. She's a teenager. 544 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,392 [sighs] Thank you. 545 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,361 - Anytime. 546 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,559 - I can go back to yelling at her. 547 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,960 - Mm-hmm. Fun. 548 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,833 - When he smiles at you, 549 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,732 it feels like the sun is coming up. 550 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,465 - You know, I'm not even mad. 551 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,200 I got to flirt with a cute guy. 552 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,936 That's the first time that's happened since Jeff. 553 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,670 - Well, Scott is way cuter than Jeff. 554 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,865 - Bo's a troll! 555 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,505 I'm sorry. [weakly] Love you. 556 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,405 - I don't want to force you. - [laughs] Oh. 557 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,747 Just be careful. - All right. 558 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,252 You wouldn't want it to get...lost. 559 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,385 Oops. 560 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,849 - Oh. 561 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:51,457 - Why does he have to go to the bathroom so much? 562 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,631 - I don't know. 563 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,334 - [sighs] 564 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,863 Hey, uh, 565 00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,467 I'm sorry about the whole intercom thing. 566 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,000 I got carried away, and... it wasn't cool. 567 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,895 - It's okay. Um... 568 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,737 maybe we both cared more about this thing between us 569 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,443 than we wanted to admit. 570 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:09,875 - It is possible, yeah. 571 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,609 - And maybe what I actually need 572 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,314 as I'm processing this tornado stuff 573 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:17,246 is not to be alone but to have some support. 574 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:20,324 - Are you saying you want to get back together? 575 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:23,793 - I mean, is that crazy? 576 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:27,263 - I don't think so. Let's do it. 577 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:29,834 - Okay. 578 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,632 Yeah, this isn't working out. I'm dumping you. 579 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,625 - What? - You're dumped. Unambiguous. 580 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,837 Sir, did you just see that I dumped him? 581 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,808 - Attention, Cloud 9 employees. 582 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,709 We have a nonverbal confirmation 583 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,381 I dumped Garrett. 584 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,610 - You're a monster. 585 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,284 - Enjoy wine club. 586 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,283 - [sighs] 587 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,519 - Hey, Kelly! 588 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:54,051 I wanted to say good job today. 589 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,056 - Really? - Yeah. 590 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,718 - I felt a little lost. 591 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,957 I mean, I'm not even totally sure what go-backs are. 592 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,533 - You did great. 593 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:03,902 - Wow. I'm--I'm glad to hear that. 594 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,870 - Yeah. Just, tomorrow, 595 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,468 try and remember to clock in, 596 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,870 'cause that way, you'll get paid. 597 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,941 But, you know, great dry run. 598 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,641 - Oh, nobody told me I needed to clock in. 599 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,043 - Good night!