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You guys, look.
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He's just like...
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- Cool.
- Great, a rat.
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- Can I pet him?
- No.
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- Come on.
- You ask me that every year.
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One of these days,
I'm gonna wear you down.
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[laughs] Your poor husband.
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Actually, um, no, we, uh,
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we got a divorce a few months ago.
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Oh no, I'm sorry to hear that.
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Oh, no, it's totally fine,
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I'm in a healthy
relationship with my DVR.
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[laughs]
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Okay, this might be
a little bit out of left field,
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but, um, I know this
awesome steak house.
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Let me buy you dinner,
and then I can answer
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all of your groundhog-related questions?
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Um, oh, so, like,
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you and I, we would...
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we would go to the steak house and,
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like, eat the steak or maybe,
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like, order some sides
or something like that?
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Yeah, yeah, something like that.
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Oh, my God, this is so hard to watch.
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I know.
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So, the thing is, like,
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I just got out of a really
long-term relationship...
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[groundhog squeaks] Oww!
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Watch it! Gary!
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Oww, he bit me.
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Oh, come on, come on,
little buddy, you okay?
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He's gonna be okay.
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Does that mean we go straight to summer?
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[upbeat music]
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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com
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Attention shoppers,
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our groundhog meet and greet
has been cancelled.
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But if you were coming here
to meet a rodent,
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your day was probably
not gonna be amazing anyway.
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Ugh, I mean, that poor groundhog.
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Look, I just got flustered.
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I'm not used to being flirted with.
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Well, at least you're
getting back out there.
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Oh, yeah? You're greasing
up the old gears?
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Hitting the road again?
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Seeing if that rusty hull
is still seaworthy?
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What vehicle is this?
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No, I'm not ready to start dating.
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You sure?
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I have, like, five cousins
who are very single.
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Well, thank you, but no.
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I am taking this time to focus on me.
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I bought a bunch of succulents,
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and also, I'm trying Sudoku.
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I feel like I missed that craze
the first time around.
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You are a very, very boring woman.
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- Okay.
- Okay, thank you.
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- Thanks for the Band-Aids.
- That's all right.
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That's the embryo
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right before they implanted
it in Dina's uterus.
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Isn't it cute?
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Yeah, I suppose it's cute,
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as far as amoeba-looking things can be.
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Well, I know it's just
a bunch of cells now,
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but if everything goes well,
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that's my and Jerusha's baby.
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Look, I don't wanna freak you out,
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but are you sure it's yours?
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'Cause it kinda looks like Elias.
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To be fair, all babies look like Elias.
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Hey, I need you to sign
this accident report.
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I'm gone for one morning,
and Amy spikes a groundhog.
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What are you doing here?
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The doctor said to spend
the rest of the day resting.
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I'm fine, I've never
missed a day of work before,
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and I'm not about to start
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because I had a few
boba balls shot up my runway.
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The miracle of life.
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Okay, no, I am taking you home.
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Come on.
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I'm not leaving the store.
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This is dumb.
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If I wanna relax, I fly to Ohio.
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I don't just sit and do nothing.
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Dina, please,
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if this implantation fails,
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I don't have enough money to try again.
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Fine, but I want it on
the record that this is stupid.
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Noted, and thank you.
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- [sigh]
- All right.
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You know, you might be surprised.
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A little fresh air and quiet
might be just the thing
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to, you know, put a smile
back on your face.
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Enjoy.
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[water trickling]
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I need you to give me that walkie.
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Excuse me. Jessica.
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So, word on the street is
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you are horny and looking for love.
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Uh, no, who said that?
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Let's just say a little dumb bird
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and her gay friend bird told me.
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Well, turns out
you have bad information.
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Shh, shh, look,
here's what we're gonna do.
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The second our shift ends,
we're going to my place,
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we're getting in my water bed,
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and we're not leaving till we figure out
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this whole will they, won't they,
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Kermit and Miss Piggy thing
we got going on.
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Wait, sorry, am I Kermit or...
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Yeah, 'cause you're
smart with skinny legs
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and I'm Miss Piggy because I'm a star.
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So, what do you think?
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I just think it might be weird
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to date someone I work with, so...
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Okay, fine, then screw it.
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- I will quit right now.
- No.
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- I no longer work here.
- No, no.
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I need someone to cover for Dina today.
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Any volunteers?
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- Well, I guess I could.
- Question.
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Is it possible to hook up an Xbox
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to the security monitors
in Dina's office?
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I suppose so, yeah.
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You know, Glenn,
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I've always had an
interest in management.
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- I'll cover for Dina.
- Great.
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Ooh, Glenn, if he's doing that,
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can I do the announcements?
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Well, Garrett's assistant manager now,
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so it's up to him.
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I once did a radio play in college.
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Okay, fine, just don't tell
me one more word about it.
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This is a good team.
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[slow exhale]
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Come on.
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Relax.
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[inhales]
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Relax, relax, relax, relax, relax.
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Relax, damn it.
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Come on.
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Ugh.
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Nailed it.
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I... sorry, I mean,
I would help him myself,
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but he insisted on
speaking with a manager.
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Hi, I'm Amy, the floor manager.
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I'm Castor.
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You look really nice.
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Okay, how can I help you?
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Uh, Castor mentioned
that he works in insurance,
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which is a very stable industry.
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I used to work in textiles,
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but insurance was a dream of mine,
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so now I work in insurance.
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He took the leap.
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I'm sorry, do you two know each other?
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- No.
- Mateo's my cousin.
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Hmm.
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Cousin, in, like, you know,
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all Filipinos are related... [laughs]
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Our mothers are sisters.
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Okay.
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[mellow music]
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- What is wrong with Castor?
- Uh, he's weird,
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I'm not attracted to him,
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and when you mentioned that
he "worked" in insurance,
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you could've mentioned
it was horse insurance.
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There's a lot of money in that.
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Horses' lives are crazy.
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I can handle my own
love life, thank you.
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Are you sure, 'cause you are
taking forever to smash it out.
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Again,
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I am not ready to start
dating, and if I were,
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why is that the cousin
you set me up with?
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How about the one who always comes in
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to buy his protein powder?
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[scoffs]
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You think you can land Rogelio?
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Straight girl, please.
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Cheyenne, back me up here.
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I mean, I am way
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out of Castor's league, right?
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Oh, for... oh, you?
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Right now? I...
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Castor seems good.
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Attention Cloud 9 shoppers.
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Sushi is on sale at the deli.
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Mmm, discount sushi
from a big box store.
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Why just eat when you can
gamble at the same time?
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You know what, that sounded
harsher than what I meant it to.
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If you like the sushi,
just get the sushi.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I just, I'm trying
to do it like Garrett,
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but I'm a little better,
I think, feeding off someone,
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you know, riffing in the moment.
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Yeah, sure, like a co-host,
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like, like, Kelly Ripa.
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Yes, or Hoda.
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Okay, all right...
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[giggles]
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Then let's riff.
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Oh, all right. You ready?
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Yeah.
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[mic switch clicks]
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[both speak simultaneously]
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Maybe we need to rehearse a little bit.
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Okay.
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No, I am at work.
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I'm getting paid to sit around
and play video games all day.
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Aww, sorry, Craig,
I forgot you got fired,
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Hey, Garrett,
can I leave a little early?
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I teach water aerobics
to seniors after work,
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and they yell at me if I'm late.
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It can get racist.
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They don't know what I am,
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so it's kind of all over the place.
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Kinda busy, I say you just do you.
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Really? Dina normally says that...
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Just do whatever you want.
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No, not you, Craig,
you need to go back to Staples
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and make things right.
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Amy, I'm gonna give you some
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gay man tough love right now.
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Okay? You ready?
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I wanna make sure you're ready.
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[stammers] What, Mateo?
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[sighs]
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Okay, no tea, no shade...
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you're not a ten right now.
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It's not about your looks.
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You just have some major dings.
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You're over 30, you're divorced,
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you have a kid.
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Cheyenne has a baby,
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does that give her a ding?
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No, because I have a baby
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the way that Chrissy Teigen has a baby.
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You have an old baby,
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- so that's a double ding.
- Yeah.
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Plus, you're probably really
out of practice sex-wise.
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Excuse me?
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And I'm guessing your
downstairs is a jungle?
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Mm, retro. [Bottle cap pops]
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Nothing wrong with that.
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No, it is a manicu... you know what?
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I am not gonna defend myself.
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This whole system
of rating people is gross.
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What's my number?
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Um, you're a four, Justine's a three.
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But it's cool, 'cause
I clean up on twos.
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Girl's trip! [Giggles]
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No, Sarah's a seven, Brett's an eight,
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Tate's a ten because
he has a good job and abs.
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That's correct, I'm
the complete package.
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Wait, what number is Amy? Are we tied?
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God, no.
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I'm sorry, that was not...
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no, I think you're beautiful.
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See, this whole system
just sets us back.
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You're just a little bit
higher than Justine.
261
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A little higher?
262
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No offense, Justine,
we're all God's creatures.
263
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[silent mouthing] What?
264
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Attention Cloud 9 shoppers.
265
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Roma tomatoes are now $2.99 a pound.
266
00:09:05,872 --> 00:09:07,172
$2.99, Kelly...
267
00:09:07,207 --> 00:09:10,209
a small price to pay
for a taste of Italy.
268
00:09:10,243 --> 00:09:11,377
That's for sure.
269
00:09:11,411 --> 00:09:13,078
Now, Jonah, I always forget...
270
00:09:13,113 --> 00:09:15,714
are tomatoes a fruit
or are they a vegetable?
271
00:09:15,749 --> 00:09:17,483
Oh, I say vegetables
272
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so I get credit for eating my veggies.
273
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- [laughs]
- I know, right?
274
00:09:20,754 --> 00:09:22,521
Busted, okay, I'm busted.
275
00:09:22,555 --> 00:09:24,623
[water trickling]
276
00:09:27,527 --> 00:09:30,696
Well, someone's looking relaxed.
277
00:09:30,730 --> 00:09:32,665
Huh? Oh, yeah.
278
00:09:32,699 --> 00:09:35,034
I've been staring at these
rocks for the past hour.
279
00:09:35,068 --> 00:09:36,339
If you soften your focus,
280
00:09:36,340 --> 00:09:38,570
it kinda looks like
two bats making paella.
281
00:09:38,605 --> 00:09:40,572
Oh yeah, yeah.
282
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Yeah, anyway, um,
283
00:09:42,108 --> 00:09:44,570
if you really wanna get
up, I guess it's okay,
284
00:09:44,571 --> 00:09:46,445
but you have to promise to take it easy.
285
00:09:46,479 --> 00:09:48,747
Actually, I'd like another
ten minutes if it's okay.
286
00:09:48,782 --> 00:09:51,250
A hummingbird flew by and
I wanna see if he comes back.
287
00:09:51,284 --> 00:09:53,382
Take all the time you need.
288
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Can I get you anything?
289
00:09:55,433 --> 00:09:56,955
- Really?
- Yeah.
290
00:09:56,990 --> 00:09:58,757
I mean, I could use a snack...
291
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just some baby carrots.
292
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Okay.
293
00:10:00,612 --> 00:10:02,127
- And pita chips.
- Mm-hmm.
294
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,253
Ooh, and dips...
295
00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,769
hummus, vegan tzatziki, maybe a guac.
296
00:10:05,932 --> 00:10:07,232
Yeah, for sure a guac.
297
00:10:07,267 --> 00:10:08,951
And if you could stack them in a bowl...
298
00:10:08,952 --> 00:10:11,070
preferably glass
so I can see the layers...
299
00:10:11,104 --> 00:10:12,805
that'd be great, thanks.
300
00:10:12,839 --> 00:10:14,273
Okay.
301
00:10:14,307 --> 00:10:15,941
I'll see what we have that wasn't
302
00:10:15,975 --> 00:10:17,594
part of the listeria outbreak.
303
00:10:19,079 --> 00:10:20,117
You think it fits?
304
00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:22,588
Yeah, I don't say this very often,
305
00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,750
but that Cloud 9 suit
looks really great on you.
306
00:10:24,784 --> 00:10:25,577
Oh, thanks.
307
00:10:27,153 --> 00:10:29,455
Hey, um, can I ask you a question?
308
00:10:29,489 --> 00:10:30,217
Yeah.
309
00:10:30,218 --> 00:10:33,953
Would you go out on a date
with someone like me?
310
00:10:33,954 --> 00:10:35,213
Oh, I'm married.
311
00:10:35,214 --> 00:10:36,895
Oh, no, no, no, I'm not asking you out.
312
00:10:36,930 --> 00:10:38,630
I just mean, like, theoretically.
313
00:10:38,911 --> 00:10:40,966
Like, say your wife died
and you're single now.
314
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,468
What? Why would she have died?
315
00:10:42,502 --> 00:10:43,802
Okay fine, she never existed,
316
00:10:43,837 --> 00:10:44,710
or she was abducted.
317
00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,009
And you're not sad, you're fine.
318
00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:47,172
You were looking for a way out,
319
00:10:47,207 --> 00:10:48,192
and it led you to me,
320
00:10:48,193 --> 00:10:50,342
so on a scale from one to ten,
321
00:10:50,377 --> 00:10:54,102
I'm like a eight minimum, right?
322
00:10:55,181 --> 00:10:57,149
Uh, yeah, um, you know what?
323
00:10:57,183 --> 00:10:59,818
I, uh, I have a lot
of great clothes at home,
324
00:10:59,853 --> 00:11:01,620
so I'll just...
325
00:11:01,654 --> 00:11:03,856
I'll just wear those
before I go out shopping.
326
00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:04,752
Thank you.
327
00:11:04,753 --> 00:11:05,800
Okay.
328
00:11:07,394 --> 00:11:09,094
Garrett, what happened?
329
00:11:09,129 --> 00:11:11,497
Yeah, I don't know,
Sandra was on softlines.
330
00:11:11,531 --> 00:11:12,396
What...
331
00:11:12,397 --> 00:11:13,665
Oh, you know what?
332
00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:16,699
She had to do something,
so I told her she could bounce.
333
00:11:17,404 --> 00:11:18,482
All right, I'll see you later.
334
00:11:18,483 --> 00:11:19,538
No, wh-wh-wh-wh-whoa.
335
00:11:19,572 --> 00:11:22,107
You can't go home
until this is cleaned up.
336
00:11:22,142 --> 00:11:22,908
Seriously?
337
00:11:22,909 --> 00:11:24,476
Well, it's gotta get done,
338
00:11:24,511 --> 00:11:26,574
Mr. Acting Assistant Manager.
339
00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:27,946
[sighs]
340
00:11:27,981 --> 00:11:30,558
Oh, why are these pants moist?
341
00:11:31,017 --> 00:11:32,484
Oh yeah, that happens.
342
00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:33,852
Ugh.
343
00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:35,835
Hey, so, um,
344
00:11:35,836 --> 00:11:36,932
I know this might sound weird,
345
00:11:36,939 --> 00:11:38,765
but on a scale from one to ten...
346
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,492
Sorry, hang on, one second.
347
00:11:40,527 --> 00:11:42,394
Hey, do you wanna run it once
before we get on the mic,
348
00:11:42,429 --> 00:11:45,397
or just kinda dive in and
use that opening night energy?
349
00:11:45,432 --> 00:11:46,698
Let's just go for it.
350
00:11:46,733 --> 00:11:48,367
- That's what I thought.
- [giggle]
351
00:11:48,401 --> 00:11:50,623
[chuckles] Sorry, what were you saying?
352
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:52,511
Uh, you're busy.
353
00:11:52,939 --> 00:11:54,173
I'll come back later.
354
00:11:54,207 --> 00:11:57,009
Okay, what do you think?
355
00:11:57,043 --> 00:12:00,012
♪ ...hear percussion ♪
356
00:12:00,046 --> 00:12:02,347
♪ Turn it upside down ♪
357
00:12:02,382 --> 00:12:03,882
[phone shutter clicks]
358
00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:06,185
Both: ♪ Swiss cheese is on sale now ♪
359
00:12:06,219 --> 00:12:07,553
♪ On sale now ♪
360
00:12:07,587 --> 00:12:09,012
♪ Better get it fast ♪
361
00:12:09,013 --> 00:12:11,557
both: ♪ 'Cause it will sell o-out ♪
362
00:12:11,591 --> 00:12:14,059
Ugh, maybe we should
allow bullying in schools
363
00:12:14,093 --> 00:12:15,604
if it'll prevent stuff like this.
364
00:12:15,605 --> 00:12:17,001
Yeah, tell me about it.
365
00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:18,864
Tough day at the office?
366
00:12:18,898 --> 00:12:20,499
I'm just kidding,
you don't have an office.
367
00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:23,068
You know, it hasn't been great, Tate.
368
00:12:23,102 --> 00:12:24,891
I killed a groundhog... probably...
369
00:12:24,892 --> 00:12:26,538
and if it lives,
it'll never be the same.
370
00:12:26,573 --> 00:12:28,874
And I learned that
on a scale from one to ten,
371
00:12:28,908 --> 00:12:30,342
I am immensely unappealing.
372
00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:32,077
You can't listen
to what people here say.
373
00:12:32,111 --> 00:12:33,251
They're all idiots.
374
00:12:33,713 --> 00:12:35,280
Today, one of them asked me
whether he's supposed
375
00:12:35,315 --> 00:12:37,082
to eat the cotton
inside the pill bottle.
376
00:12:37,116 --> 00:12:38,555
- Elias?
- Elias, yeah.
377
00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:40,886
Look, I know everyone here
378
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,454
is trying to hook you up
with a bunch of randos,
379
00:12:42,489 --> 00:12:44,056
but you should hold out for a good one.
380
00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:45,397
You deserve that.
381
00:12:48,127 --> 00:12:48,903
Well, that...
382
00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:50,729
that kinda sounds like a line,
383
00:12:50,763 --> 00:12:52,067
but, um, thank you.
384
00:12:52,465 --> 00:12:54,266
Well, listen, I don't know
if you feel like a drink,
385
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,885
but I know a great little spot.
386
00:12:56,302 --> 00:12:58,103
I told them that I'm a veteran,
387
00:12:58,137 --> 00:12:59,696
so I drink for half price.
388
00:13:01,774 --> 00:13:03,575
♪ We do whatever we want ♪
389
00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:04,376
[moans]
390
00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:05,544
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
391
00:13:05,578 --> 00:13:07,112
Okay, good to know. That's fine.
392
00:13:07,146 --> 00:13:09,281
Um, more drinks please.
393
00:13:09,315 --> 00:13:11,283
Mm, mm.
394
00:13:11,317 --> 00:13:13,285
- Just one second, okay.
- Sure, sure.
395
00:13:13,319 --> 00:13:14,286
[long, low burp]
396
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,621
- Let's go.
- Okay.
397
00:13:16,894 --> 00:13:19,327
♪ Jebediah Grey's
got a baby on the way ♪
398
00:13:19,362 --> 00:13:20,996
♪ Oh goodness me ♪
399
00:13:21,030 --> 00:13:22,546
♪ A papa he will be ♪
400
00:13:23,626 --> 00:13:25,086
♪ For the lord... ♪
401
00:13:25,968 --> 00:13:26,435
Dina?
402
00:13:26,469 --> 00:13:27,469
[inhales sharply]
403
00:13:27,503 --> 00:13:28,870
Were you here all night?
404
00:13:29,324 --> 00:13:30,017
Hm?
405
00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:33,108
Oh, yeah, I guess I fell asleep.
406
00:13:33,463 --> 00:13:35,677
Oh wow, I feel rested.
407
00:13:36,568 --> 00:13:38,147
You know, some of my birds
have night terrors,
408
00:13:38,148 --> 00:13:40,083
so it's usually hard
for me to get that deep REM.
409
00:13:40,117 --> 00:13:41,619
Well, ah, that's, that's great.
410
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,135
I'm glad you got some rest.
411
00:13:43,705 --> 00:13:45,499
Yeah, why don't you, uh, you know,
412
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,791
get changed and we'll get to work, huh?
413
00:13:47,825 --> 00:13:48,907
Yeah, okay.
414
00:13:48,908 --> 00:13:51,010
Hey, it's gonna be a big day.
415
00:13:51,011 --> 00:13:52,262
Quarterlies are due.
416
00:13:52,296 --> 00:13:54,631
Plus, we're doing
double coupons on catheters,
417
00:13:54,665 --> 00:13:56,066
and at least two retirement homes
418
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:57,600
are bussing in the oldies.
419
00:13:57,635 --> 00:13:59,498
[sharp inhale] Ooh, boy.
420
00:13:59,694 --> 00:14:01,361
- What?
- Oh, I...
421
00:14:01,505 --> 00:14:03,106
Just got this feeling like a marble
422
00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:05,308
rolling around in my uterus, I mean,
423
00:14:05,351 --> 00:14:07,112
gosh, I wonder what that's about.
424
00:14:07,265 --> 00:14:08,498
Probably nothing.
425
00:14:08,744 --> 00:14:10,121
Anyway, up and at 'em.
426
00:14:10,123 --> 00:14:12,390
No, no, no, no, you stay on that couch!
427
00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:13,983
That sweet little marble
428
00:14:14,018 --> 00:14:15,352
is the only thing that matters.
429
00:14:15,386 --> 00:14:17,754
Okay, I mean, I will continue to lay,
430
00:14:17,788 --> 00:14:18,940
but only if that's what you want.
431
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:19,702
I do.
432
00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:20,997
You relax.
433
00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:23,827
Hey, would you mind grabbing me
434
00:14:23,861 --> 00:14:25,662
some wet wipes and a bottle of Febreze?
435
00:14:25,696 --> 00:14:28,465
I wanna take a little whore's
bath before the store opens.
436
00:14:32,203 --> 00:14:34,033
Well, hey there, brown hair.
437
00:14:34,472 --> 00:14:35,260
Hi.
438
00:14:35,431 --> 00:14:36,281
Hi.
439
00:14:37,188 --> 00:14:39,089
Okay, bye.
440
00:14:39,343 --> 00:14:42,612
Well, I woke up feeling
very satisfied this morning.
441
00:14:42,646 --> 00:14:44,614
Must've been the great
night I had last night.
442
00:14:44,648 --> 00:14:47,174
Cool, um, I threw up in my driveway.
443
00:14:47,175 --> 00:14:48,186
Oof.
444
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,285
So, um, Tate,
445
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,822
last night was fun and impulsive.
446
00:14:52,857 --> 00:14:54,524
- Mm-hmm.
- And expensive.
447
00:14:54,558 --> 00:14:56,467
Yeah, sorry I forgot my credit card.
448
00:14:57,061 --> 00:14:58,344
Yeah, uh,
449
00:14:58,729 --> 00:15:01,364
but I think it would be great
if we kept it between us.
450
00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:02,562
You know how people around here
451
00:15:02,593 --> 00:15:05,128
talk and gossip,
and we don't want that, so...
452
00:15:05,366 --> 00:15:06,231
Understood.
453
00:15:06,234 --> 00:15:07,668
Your secret's safe with me.
454
00:15:08,038 --> 00:15:10,198
When I journal about this...
and I will...
455
00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:12,768
I will call you Consuela.
456
00:15:13,744 --> 00:15:14,508
Okay.
457
00:15:14,604 --> 00:15:17,032
Adios, Consuela.
458
00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:20,850
[exhales]
459
00:15:20,885 --> 00:15:22,552
Protip... if you cup the mic,
460
00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:24,204
you get a nice voice-of-God effect.
461
00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:25,889
Oh, why don't you go out to Los Angeles
462
00:15:25,923 --> 00:15:27,390
and give Laura Dern some acting tips?
463
00:15:27,425 --> 00:15:29,325
- Always with Laura Dern.
- She's amazing.
464
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,095
Okay, I gotta go feed Dina's birds,
465
00:15:32,129 --> 00:15:33,930
so today's the same as yesterday.
466
00:15:33,964 --> 00:15:34,946
Garrett, you're AM,
467
00:15:34,947 --> 00:15:36,723
Jonah and Kelly,
you're on announcements.
468
00:15:36,724 --> 00:15:38,141
- Wait, no, I just...
- No. No.
469
00:15:38,142 --> 00:15:39,370
I don't have time to argue, okay?
470
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:42,399
I gotta go Google how
to give insulin to a parrot.
471
00:15:44,608 --> 00:15:45,503
[giggle]
472
00:15:45,754 --> 00:15:47,583
So, this is my cousin, Nestor.
473
00:15:47,611 --> 00:15:49,078
He is studying to be a receptionist,
474
00:15:49,113 --> 00:15:50,583
and he sleeps on the top bunk.
475
00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:51,647
- Hard pass.
- [sighs]
476
00:15:51,648 --> 00:15:54,017
Okay, you can't just wait
for the Rogelios of the world.
477
00:15:54,051 --> 00:15:55,185
You gotta lower the bar a little.
478
00:15:55,219 --> 00:15:56,886
Yeah, eventually you're gonna
479
00:15:56,921 --> 00:15:58,755
have to put yourself back out there.
480
00:15:59,145 --> 00:16:00,084
Okay,
481
00:16:00,658 --> 00:16:02,892
not that it's any of your business,
482
00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:05,059
but, um, last night,
483
00:16:05,569 --> 00:16:07,136
I did put myself out there.
484
00:16:07,398 --> 00:16:09,599
Wait, you hooked up? With who?
485
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:11,018
Doesn't matter, all you need to know
486
00:16:11,019 --> 00:16:12,916
is that I can definitely
do better than Nestor.
487
00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:14,230
Was it a guy or a girl?
488
00:16:14,688 --> 00:16:16,322
- Guy.
- Does he work here?
489
00:16:16,474 --> 00:16:18,608
- Yes, but I really shouldn't...
- Does he wear a hat?
490
00:16:18,642 --> 00:16:21,113
Sometimes, I don't know.
We're not playing "Guess Who?"
491
00:16:21,145 --> 00:16:23,336
Was it Brett? 'Cause
I've been shipping you guys.
492
00:16:23,337 --> 00:16:24,025
No.
493
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,107
Oh, my God, did you have
a three-way with Elias?
494
00:16:26,108 --> 00:16:28,218
What? These are your guesses?
495
00:16:28,252 --> 00:16:30,960
No, it was somebody better-looking,
496
00:16:30,961 --> 00:16:32,989
someone more on my level.
497
00:16:33,023 --> 00:16:34,624
- Marcus.
- Cody.
498
00:16:34,658 --> 00:16:36,426
- [gasp] Mary.
- Okay, it was Tate.
499
00:16:36,869 --> 00:16:38,328
- Tate?
- You bitch.
500
00:16:38,362 --> 00:16:40,163
Yeah, and it wasn't a big deal,
501
00:16:40,197 --> 00:16:42,298
and technically, he's a ten,
502
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:43,800
and he was totally into it.
503
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:46,235
So, maybe do the math on that.
504
00:16:48,939 --> 00:16:50,395
[laughing] So, hang on now,
505
00:16:50,396 --> 00:16:52,642
Sandra, you're from Hawaii,
506
00:16:52,676 --> 00:16:53,977
but you've never been to the beach?
507
00:16:54,011 --> 00:16:55,116
- [gasp]
- What?
508
00:16:55,117 --> 00:16:57,369
No, I am deathly afraid of the water.
509
00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:57,909
Uh!
510
00:16:57,910 --> 00:16:59,231
Never even saw the ocean.
511
00:16:59,232 --> 00:17:01,054
- [laughs]
- Wow, that is too much.
512
00:17:01,055 --> 00:17:02,860
Now, are you afraid of all water,
513
00:17:02,861 --> 00:17:04,233
or just the ocean?
514
00:17:05,055 --> 00:17:07,700
I'd like to answer your
question with another question.
515
00:17:07,701 --> 00:17:09,183
Where do hermit crabs live?
516
00:17:09,184 --> 00:17:10,860
- [cackles]
- Get a load of her.
517
00:17:10,895 --> 00:17:12,161
Where don't they live?
518
00:17:12,196 --> 00:17:13,663
[laughter] You know what I mean?
519
00:17:13,697 --> 00:17:16,499
♪ I put my hand up on your hip ♪
520
00:17:16,534 --> 00:17:18,134
♪ When I dip you dip we dip ♪
521
00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:19,354
♪ You put your ♪
522
00:17:20,014 --> 00:17:20,997
There she is.
523
00:17:22,072 --> 00:17:23,606
So, I was thinking that maybe we could
524
00:17:23,641 --> 00:17:25,675
head up the Delta Sky Lounge,
525
00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:28,344
drop some miles at the bar,
see where it goes.
526
00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:30,517
- Tate, I was thinking.
- Yeah?
527
00:17:30,518 --> 00:17:34,744
Maybe we should just keep
last night as a one-time thing.
528
00:17:35,553 --> 00:17:36,486
Oh.
529
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,655
It's just that, like,
I was in a weird place
530
00:17:38,689 --> 00:17:40,623
and I was sort of
feeling down on myself,
531
00:17:40,658 --> 00:17:42,025
and people even
in this store were saying,
532
00:17:42,059 --> 00:17:43,226
like, I couldn't bag a ten.
533
00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:44,197
Okay, so,
534
00:17:44,198 --> 00:17:45,517
I was just some kind of trophy
535
00:17:45,518 --> 00:17:46,996
for you to wave around to your friends?
536
00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:47,882
Is that it, huh?
537
00:17:47,883 --> 00:17:49,365
Another notch in your bedpost?
538
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,134
[whispering] Shh, shh, no.
539
00:17:51,168 --> 00:17:53,702
Tate, can we please
just not make a scene?
540
00:17:53,703 --> 00:17:55,238
Well, well, well.
541
00:17:55,272 --> 00:17:57,574
- Look who banged the pharmacist.
- Yeah.
542
00:17:57,608 --> 00:17:59,900
I guess sometimes
Kermit goes home with Beaker.
543
00:17:59,901 --> 00:18:01,444
[mellow music]
544
00:18:02,023 --> 00:18:03,890
I thought you didn't
date people from work.
545
00:18:03,891 --> 00:18:06,096
I didn't, I don't, we're not dating.
546
00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:08,115
Oh, no, you made that abundantly clear.
547
00:18:08,116 --> 00:18:09,693
I guess I'm just a human vibrator,
548
00:18:09,693 --> 00:18:10,806
built for Amy's pleasure.
549
00:18:10,807 --> 00:18:13,530
Okay, um, could we just, you know,
550
00:18:13,564 --> 00:18:15,365
this is a very public space.
551
00:18:15,399 --> 00:18:17,000
May I remind you that I had dibs,
552
00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:20,003
so whatever you did with him,
you also have to do with me.
553
00:18:20,037 --> 00:18:21,271
Yep, that's what's fair.
554
00:18:21,305 --> 00:18:22,372
Um, that's not a thing.
555
00:18:22,406 --> 00:18:23,407
But you promised.
556
00:18:23,408 --> 00:18:25,208
Oh, so you're just
tossing that cat around,
557
00:18:25,242 --> 00:18:26,543
but Nestor can't get a turn.
558
00:18:26,577 --> 00:18:30,113
I'm not tossing anything around,
559
00:18:30,147 --> 00:18:33,616
and I don't want to be
dating anyone anywhere.
560
00:18:33,651 --> 00:18:34,851
Well, that's not
how it seemed yesterday.
561
00:18:34,892 --> 00:18:36,066
You were totally hitting on me.
562
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:37,122
What are you doing here?
563
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,404
It's a store, I'm allowed to be here.
564
00:18:38,424 --> 00:18:39,348
Unbelievable.
565
00:18:39,473 --> 00:18:40,757
Someone's thirsty.
566
00:18:40,758 --> 00:18:41,773
Guys, enough.
567
00:18:42,059 --> 00:18:43,249
Look, I had dibs,
568
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:47,530
so the order goes me,
beard guy, then Nestor,
569
00:18:47,565 --> 00:18:49,299
before we come
back around to Tate again.
570
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,667
What's going on?
571
00:18:50,701 --> 00:18:51,835
Amy hooked up with Tate,
572
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,203
and then asked bearded guy out
573
00:18:53,237 --> 00:18:54,337
even though Marcus has dibs.
574
00:18:54,371 --> 00:18:55,371
Nestor's still in the mix,
575
00:18:55,406 --> 00:18:56,706
and that woman needs Tide,
576
00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:58,341
but no one's helping her.
577
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,210
You hooked up with Tate?
578
00:19:00,235 --> 00:19:00,953
Um, I...
579
00:19:01,109 --> 00:19:04,814
I mean, wow, it's a big day for you.
580
00:19:04,849 --> 00:19:06,883
Maybe you need to take
a little break from dating
581
00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:07,861
and get tested.
582
00:19:07,862 --> 00:19:09,586
I can't take a break from dating
583
00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:11,221
because I never started dating.
584
00:19:11,255 --> 00:19:14,023
Yeah, guys, she's just
banging out dudes right now.
585
00:19:14,058 --> 00:19:15,525
Bzz, bzz, bzz.
586
00:19:15,559 --> 00:19:17,393
Human vibrator reporting for duty.
587
00:19:17,428 --> 00:19:19,062
Yeah, turn me on, use me up,
588
00:19:19,096 --> 00:19:20,338
and chuck me back in the drawer.
589
00:19:20,339 --> 00:19:21,481
I just want the Tide.
590
00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:23,733
Aisle 17. Stop ruining this.
591
00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:26,464
- [massage chair vibrating]
- Yep, get back in there.
592
00:19:28,205 --> 00:19:30,540
Ohh, mama.
593
00:19:30,574 --> 00:19:32,342
[stammers] I think I wanna call Jerusha
594
00:19:32,376 --> 00:19:33,743
and tell her what we're doing.
595
00:19:33,777 --> 00:19:35,811
Already called her. She's cool with it.
596
00:19:38,315 --> 00:19:39,638
[sighing] There it is.
597
00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:40,583
Yeah...
598
00:19:40,584 --> 00:19:46,504
[moaning]
599
00:19:48,092 --> 00:19:49,008
Hey, Garrett.
600
00:19:49,332 --> 00:19:50,800
So, softlines is all good.
601
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:52,228
Could I maybe take an early lunch?
602
00:19:52,263 --> 00:19:53,396
My cat's in the hospice.
603
00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:54,797
No, if I let you leave early,
604
00:19:54,832 --> 00:19:56,099
then I have to take
somebody off register,
605
00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:57,011
to cover your section.
606
00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:59,536
Yeah, but this is my
last chance to say goodbye.
607
00:19:59,570 --> 00:20:00,788
Shut up, Sandra!
608
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:04,134
I'm not...
609
00:20:05,307 --> 00:20:06,486
this is not...
610
00:20:08,312 --> 00:20:09,400
here, you take it.
611
00:20:09,747 --> 00:20:11,031
You be the assistant manager.
612
00:20:11,032 --> 00:20:11,590
What?
613
00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:12,522
Just take it!
614
00:20:16,687 --> 00:20:17,921
[sighs]
615
00:20:19,857 --> 00:20:21,457
Cloud 9's new bath towels
616
00:20:21,492 --> 00:20:24,127
are extra fluffy and made
from recycled other towels.
617
00:20:24,161 --> 00:20:25,428
And here to talk to us about them
618
00:20:25,462 --> 00:20:27,282
is famous actor, Al Pacino.
619
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,178
How's Hollywood, Al?
620
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,006
Oh, uh, these towels are great.
621
00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:33,968
Hoo-ah.
622
00:20:35,506 --> 00:20:36,739
Are you okay?
623
00:20:36,774 --> 00:20:38,474
[stammers] Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm just,
624
00:20:38,516 --> 00:20:40,219
I'm not really feeling it, so...
625
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:42,249
Oh, okay.
626
00:20:44,215 --> 00:20:45,949
[imitates Al Pacino poorly]
If you like towels,
627
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:46,783
then, uh,
628
00:20:46,817 --> 00:20:49,619
this is "The Godfather" of towels.
629
00:20:49,653 --> 00:20:52,488
You can use them to clean
up your "Scarface."
630
00:20:52,523 --> 00:20:54,690
That is not good.
631
00:20:55,826 --> 00:20:59,014
- These towels are 40% off.
- No...[laughs]
632
00:20:59,015 --> 00:21:00,463
I mean... [laughs]
633
00:21:00,497 --> 00:21:03,192
[as Al Pacino] These towels are 40% off.
634
00:21:03,534 --> 00:21:05,668
And even if it's not a question,
635
00:21:05,703 --> 00:21:07,337
you gotta end up here.
636
00:21:07,371 --> 00:21:08,671
But then you're down,
637
00:21:08,706 --> 00:21:09,973
then you're down here.
638
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,507
Because when you were younger,
639
00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:12,609
when you were in "Serpico"...
640
00:21:12,643 --> 00:21:13,876
No... [giggling]
641
00:21:13,911 --> 00:21:17,513
Hoo-ah, I'm just getting warmed up.
642
00:21:17,548 --> 00:21:20,083
Al Pacino, everyone. He's back.