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And while it is wildly unconventional,
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there's nothing in the manual
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against wearing
a blue polo with a blue vest.
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It ain't natural.
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Okay, ten minutes is enough on this.
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We still have a lot to do
for our health and safety
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inspection on Friday.
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Marcus, can you please
make sure your guys
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store all the new inventory
according to code?
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Could we just have one day
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without trucks to unload?
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No... you work in a warehouse.
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I'm sorry, that's your whole job.
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- Fake apology... not accepted.
- Okay, that's fine.
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Glenn, you're our
emergency captain, so...
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Come on, Glenn... you, too?
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Oh, no, I just have
a really bad headache.
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You know, the kind
where your body tingles
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all over and your lungs shrink...
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Oh, my butt tingles
when I sit for too long.
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I'm thirsty. I'm gonna get some water.
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Glenn, why don't you sit down
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and someone else can get you water?
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No, Glenn, that's not...
you're... that's my phone.
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Stop! Glenn, stop, please.
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What... just go on with the meeting.
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I'm just gonna have a little fall.
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Glenn... are you okay?
We were so worried.
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But then Earl egged
Sarah's car, so a lot of people
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kind of moved over to that.
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Oh, yeah, no, I am fine.
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In fact, I'm not pre-diabetic anymore.
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You're cured? How's that possible?
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Oh, no I'm not cured.
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I'm just completely diabetic now.
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I bonked out because
my body thought that I had
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too much sugar in my bloodstream.
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Agree to disagree.
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But anyway, my doctor says
I can manage it all
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with just a few tweaks to my lifestyle.
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Tweaks? You face plant
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in the break room and your
doctor prescribes tweaks?
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Not bad, huh?
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Looks like I picked the right doctor.
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How could he not
notice your patchy skin,
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your weight gain,
how your breath smells
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like a Jolly Rancher no matter
what you've just eaten?
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Hey, Jerusha loves that.
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Every morning she asks me
to breathe into her car.
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Okay... tweaks aren't gonna cut it.
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You need to do a complete
lifestyle overhaul.
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I carried your baby for nine
months and I'm not gonna let
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her get abandoned the way I did.
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It's not fun going to a baseball game
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with your principal
or learning how to skip stones
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from a pamphlet
you had to send away for.
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I am not going to abandon Rose.
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The Sturgises all live into their 90s.
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We have kind of a deal...
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Anyway, I'm gonna be fine. Hey, Masoud!
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Guess who's not pre-diabetic anymore!
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So they finally got
the sprinklers working
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for the inspection,
but I didn't get home
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until 3:00 a.m.,
and then Parker was awake...
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I know, I'm so sorry.
I tried to put him back down,
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but I think he finds
my stories too stimulating.
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What is this?
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I... I asked you to put
up the Halloween decorations.
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You said St. Patrick's Day.
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Oh, my God, I'm sorry guys.
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This is my bad. I'm really tired.
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Can you please just
make this into Halloween?
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Come on.
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I just got all this
stuff out of storage.
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I saw a bunch of silverfish.
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You need to get more sleep.
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Oh, my God, did you just come
up with that all by yourself?
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Are you a doctor?
'Cause I might just take a nap
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right now, Mr. Sleep Doctor.
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I know you said that with
a nuclear level of sarcasm,
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but I think you could
actually take a nap.
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Just in the middle of my work day?
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You're ready for
the inspection tomorrow.
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I can't just take a...
I mean, of course I want to...
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Oh, my God, why did you
even say the word nap?
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I can now feel my whole
body just shutting down.
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No... I am not gonna take a nap.
I'm gonna...
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where am I going?
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I was probably going to my office.
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I'll just start there.
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So you might be working
with Dan the optometrist?
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Weird dude.
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I don't even care.
They can hire me because
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it's run by a separate company.
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Kind of like with Dolly
Parton and her husband,
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who live under the same roof
but never talk to each other.
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- Right, like that.
- But it doesn't matter.
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These interviews all
go the same way anyway.
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I slay with the Q&A, it's electric...
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then they ask for my Social
and I go, "I don't have one."
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Then they go, "Thanks,
we'll be in touch."
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Guess if they're ever
in touch, Garrett.
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It's pretty clear from the context.
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They're not! They're never in touch.
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How did Elias get locked
in the storm shelter?
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Uh, I think he went
in there to sneak beans.
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That's weird... he eats beans
out in the open all the time.
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It's not even locked.
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- It's a Nap Attack.
- Welcome to the Nap Zone.
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Cheyenne, we agreed on Nap Zone.
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You agreed on it.
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- You guys...
- Just a 15 minute power nap.
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Look, I've recreated
your ideal sleep scenario.
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Okay so warm light,
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one pillow for your head,
one pillow to hug.
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A laptop cued to the 11 o'clock news...
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Oh, and here's my night
guard, in case you need it.
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Um... no, thank you.
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Guys... I'm the manager of the store.
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I can't take a nap.
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Oh, come on.
You need to recharge a little.
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You don't wanna end up collapsing
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in the store like Glenn.
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Yeah, or, like,
falling asleep on the toilet
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with your underwear around your ankles,
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so when we find you,
it looks like you passed out
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from pooing too hard,
and then every time we look
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at you we're gonna think,
"Oh, my God, that's the lady
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that pooed so hard she passed out."
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Is that what you want?
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No, I... I honestly can't say
that I want any of that.
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Mm-hmm.
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I really do need it.
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- Okay, I'm gonna take a nap.
- Yes!
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Yes! You just got nap trapped.
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In... in the Nap Zone, right. Yeah.
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What the... Hey!
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Grilled chicken
is on the list of approved
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foods from my doctor!
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The doctor that
probably gets free vacations
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courtesy of Big Chicken.
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You're a vegan now.
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I got you a kale salad from the café.
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Dina, look, I appreciate your concern,
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but I can take care of my own health.
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There. Good as new.
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Well you're clearly qualified
and I've always thought
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you were one of the coolest guys here.
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You waved at me once, do you remember?
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Yes, of course. Yeah.
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I was like... and you were like...
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Yeah, exactly. Yes, right.
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Well, anyway.
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You got the job. Can you start today?
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Yes, definitely! I'd love to.
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Great, I'll show you the ropes.
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Oh, my God... that's just
a figure of speech,
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you know that, right? There's no ropes.
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Got that.
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Uh, don't you need my info, though?
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Oh, whoops! How silly of me.
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I completely forgot to do
any sort of paperwork.
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I didn't really forget.
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It's because you're undocumented.
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Oh.
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So, you know.
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Know what?
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Did you see the... the wink I did?
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Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
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You really are doing
a great thing for me.
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I know. I read this thing online
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about "white savior complex,"
and I guess that's me.
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- Did you read the whole thing?
- Wow.
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Dan, the White Savior. Wow.
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Wow, yeah.
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- Amy... time to wake-y.
- Hey, hey, hey.
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She really needs this and we
can cover for her, right?
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Plus, you know,
waking someone up in the middle
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of a REM cycle can be very jarring.
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I get it.
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Bo's the same way with his soup.
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He's always like, "I gotta
finish this round of soup!"
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Yeah, yeah. It's the same thing.
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- Pretty good, right?
- I don't know...
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I'm not sure how often
Amy stands motionless
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with her face against the door.
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- Oh.
- No, no, no, no.
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- Amy Sosa speaking.
- What are you doing?
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- Absolutely.
- Is Amy in?
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Uh, yes, she just stepped out.
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Tell them you'll call them back.
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She wanted me to put
in a display for some
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of our new hot sauces.
Just need you to sign here.
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I have you on speakerphone in my Volvo.
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Just anything... an X, a scribble...
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Uh, yeah. There you go.
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Oh, stock market? A lot going on there.
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- Hang up the phone.
- Oh, hey.
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I just need the keys
to the storm shelter.
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I like to call Jerry
from somewhere private.
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Our conversations
can get a little NSFW.
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Uh... no, you can't...
you can't do that.
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First, it's still W
and second, you can't go
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to the storm shelter because
there's a surprise there.
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- Oh, my God, is it a puppy?
- Uh, yes, it's that.
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Uh, Amy got a puppy for
the store and it's sleeping,
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so you can't go in there.
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Aw, it'll be so cute!
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I make $109,000 a year.
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It is. It's a thrill.
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So I'm thinking of moving some of these
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uglier frames to the back.
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Wait, those look like my frames.
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Are these ugly?
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No... I just meant they were, um...
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have you ever thought
about something like these?
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I really don't think about
my appearance that much.
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I kind of let my
personality speak for itself.
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You should try these on.
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Wow.
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Hey...
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do something else on me.
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Well, we could loosen you up a bit.
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- All right.
- Okay...
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There you go.
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Hey... man.
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Hello, Nate Silver.
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It's the best!
I'm not just Dan's assistant,
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I'm also his personal stylist.
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We spent lunch shopping for him.
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So you have two jobs,
one paycheck, and no lunch.
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You're missing the point, okay?
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Dan is the only person here
who appreciates the wisdom
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- I have to offer.
- Oh, really, yeah?
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What... what wisdom
is it that I'm missing out on?
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Well, you dress like a kid
from a cereal commercial
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and you put way too much
energy into the shoe thing.
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But I guess at least you
figured out the beard trick.
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- Beard trick?
- I just mean how you use it
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to hide your weak chin.
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No, I don't have a weak chin.
I just like having a beard.
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Sorry, Garrett... looks
like our chin secret's out.
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No, we don't share a chin secret.
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Excuse me. I'm not the kind of person
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who likes to complain
and I am not the kind of person
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who's easily offended,
but I have a complaint
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about that display.
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It's offensive.
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I'm sorry, what display?
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Fire in the hole!
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I can see how it might
not be for everyone.
252
00:10:16,619 --> 00:10:19,756
Oh, my gosh,
that vendor is always trying
253
00:10:19,803 --> 00:10:21,237
to push that hot sauce on us.
254
00:10:21,238 --> 00:10:22,801
Can't believe Amy fell for it.
255
00:10:23,444 --> 00:10:25,694
Yeah, she really dropped the ball.
256
00:10:26,616 --> 00:10:28,867
Mateo, you have changed my life.
257
00:10:28,868 --> 00:10:30,384
You're a genius.
258
00:10:30,385 --> 00:10:33,571
Well, I wouldn't say genius.
Style icon, maybe.
259
00:10:33,573 --> 00:10:34,776
Social influencer?
260
00:10:34,778 --> 00:10:36,229
I mean, yeah, at the very least.
261
00:10:37,372 --> 00:10:40,445
Oh, it's my wife.
She's making salmon tonight.
262
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Ah, it's so dry.
263
00:10:44,115 --> 00:10:46,938
Hang on... you always
know what to do and say.
264
00:10:46,939 --> 00:10:48,650
Maybe you could call her for me
265
00:10:48,651 --> 00:10:50,429
and let her know I hate her salmon.
266
00:10:50,839 --> 00:10:53,249
Uh... yeah, I could... I could do that.
267
00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:56,825
I'm sorry, um... I just...
268
00:10:57,192 --> 00:10:59,393
technically I don't
think it's part of my job.
269
00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,589
Well, technically...
270
00:11:01,769 --> 00:11:03,507
you probably shouldn't
even have the job, you know,
271
00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:06,154
'cause the whole
undocumented thing, so...
272
00:11:06,215 --> 00:11:08,032
we're kind of off the map here, huh?
273
00:11:08,594 --> 00:11:09,960
We're helping each other out.
274
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:11,928
Doing each other a couple of solids.
275
00:11:11,953 --> 00:11:13,486
Two guys, two solids.
276
00:11:14,732 --> 00:11:16,074
And... there we go.
277
00:11:19,171 --> 00:11:22,369
Hi, this is Mateo.
I... I work with your husband.
278
00:11:24,633 --> 00:11:27,088
Um... what's for dinner?
279
00:11:27,161 --> 00:11:29,332
That's perfect... that's perfect.
280
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,658
So first you say Glenn
is needed in Housewares,
281
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,459
then Softlines, then the Garden Center.
282
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,927
Shorter intervals each time.
283
00:11:36,343 --> 00:11:37,388
I'm trying to get him
in shape because...
284
00:11:37,389 --> 00:11:39,343
Got it, messing with Glenn.
I don't care why.
285
00:11:39,528 --> 00:11:40,833
Uh, while I have you here...
286
00:11:40,914 --> 00:11:43,414
you don't think I have
a weak chin, do you?
287
00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:46,653
No... I assume you have
no chin, hence the beard.
288
00:11:46,983 --> 00:11:48,349
No, no, no. I have a chin.
289
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:49,897
You can come feel it.
290
00:11:50,553 --> 00:11:53,024
I can't believe Amy would
approve something like this.
291
00:11:53,025 --> 00:11:54,722
I think she did, though.
I think she signed
292
00:11:54,762 --> 00:11:55,865
for it in her office.
293
00:11:56,615 --> 00:11:59,082
So we need to take this thing
down and cover butthole
294
00:11:59,084 --> 00:12:01,102
on every single bottle
so we can re-shelve them?
295
00:12:01,337 --> 00:12:02,669
That's a lot of buttholes, Jonah.
296
00:12:02,670 --> 00:12:04,962
I know, Sayid. It's a ton of buttholes,
297
00:12:04,963 --> 00:12:06,930
but Amy said that the store
298
00:12:06,932 --> 00:12:08,299
is responsible
for the product, now, so...
299
00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,645
- Where is Amy, anyway?
- She's busy.
300
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,112
She's very, very busy.
301
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,283
Mm-hmm, yeah. Awake and busy.
302
00:12:17,132 --> 00:12:18,298
Is Amy sleeping?
303
00:12:18,688 --> 00:12:22,097
No.
304
00:12:23,296 --> 00:12:26,093
What are you even saying right now?
305
00:12:26,095 --> 00:12:28,353
That is so random.
306
00:12:28,354 --> 00:12:30,459
- She is... she's sleeping.
- Guys, okay, look.
307
00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:32,159
She's been working very hard.
308
00:12:32,161 --> 00:12:34,412
Unlike us? I haven't stopped working
309
00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:35,663
since my shift started.
310
00:12:35,665 --> 00:12:37,656
Yeah, that's... that's
kind of the deal.
311
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,599
You guys, I found one more butthole.
312
00:12:39,786 --> 00:12:40,825
It's Amy.
313
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,886
This is going so bad.
314
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,214
Look, guys, I'm sorry.
I... it was supposed
315
00:12:49,215 --> 00:12:50,812
to be a really quick,
316
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,745
15 minute power nap.
317
00:12:53,012 --> 00:12:56,547
But my alarm decided
it knew better than me,
318
00:12:56,549 --> 00:12:59,083
and let me sleep for four hours.
319
00:12:59,085 --> 00:13:01,652
It sounds like your alarm
just wanted you to have
320
00:13:01,654 --> 00:13:02,936
a little self care, you know?
321
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:06,894
Well, I think self care means
the self is doing the care.
322
00:13:07,099 --> 00:13:10,000
She's been up late all
week with this inspection
323
00:13:10,063 --> 00:13:12,315
and Parker's been a little
difficult lately, so...
324
00:13:12,436 --> 00:13:13,968
Amy's not the only one
325
00:13:13,969 --> 00:13:15,543
- with kids here.
- Marcus, you don't have kids.
326
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:17,310
No, but Janet does.
327
00:13:17,312 --> 00:13:19,646
And one of these days,
she's gonna let me watch them.
328
00:13:19,648 --> 00:13:22,148
- No, I'm not.
- What about non-parents?
329
00:13:22,348 --> 00:13:24,818
We need self care, too.
I've been working so hard
330
00:13:24,820 --> 00:13:27,136
I've barely had time
to get frozen custard.
331
00:13:27,624 --> 00:13:29,111
I had to Postmates it.
332
00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:31,414
Look, guys... can we just please
333
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:33,429
move past this and get back to work?
334
00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:37,065
Oh, so we have to work while
you lie on a diamond bed
335
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,988
and have unicorns feed you grapes?
336
00:13:38,989 --> 00:13:42,017
Yeah, if you can do self care
at work, why can't we?
337
00:13:42,018 --> 00:13:43,356
Fine... you know what,
338
00:13:43,357 --> 00:13:46,882
if you feel like you
need some self care,
339
00:13:46,883 --> 00:13:49,614
then you should take
a break every now and then.
340
00:13:49,615 --> 00:13:51,581
Fine, we're doing it right now.
341
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:54,684
I'm gonna self care so hard. Come on.
342
00:13:54,686 --> 00:13:56,787
Right now is probably not the best...
343
00:13:56,789 --> 00:13:58,348
'cause we have an inspection...
344
00:13:58,349 --> 00:14:00,783
I think we'll all feel better
once we cuddle with the puppy.
345
00:14:01,457 --> 00:14:05,042
Oh, Sandra... there is no puppy.
346
00:14:06,148 --> 00:14:07,844
You us, Amy!
347
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,951
Wow, this guy's got you
shopping for his wife now?
348
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:14,685
Okay, look. In my situation
349
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,921
you gotta do what you gotta do.
Okay, and sometimes that means
350
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:20,630
buying shorts for a woman
who gave me no information
351
00:14:20,631 --> 00:14:22,533
about her body type
other than it was quote,
352
00:14:22,843 --> 00:14:24,563
"James Corden in 'Cats.'"
353
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,929
Buddy, I think you're working too hard.
354
00:14:27,165 --> 00:14:28,975
Maybe you should start
messing things up and Dan
355
00:14:28,976 --> 00:14:30,675
will stop asking you to do stuff.
356
00:14:30,724 --> 00:14:32,573
You don't get it, okay?
357
00:14:33,862 --> 00:14:35,861
- Why are you covering your chin?
- I'm not.
358
00:14:35,863 --> 00:14:37,663
I'm just... I'm thinking, dude.
359
00:14:37,665 --> 00:14:39,331
I'm thinking about your problem.
360
00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:43,265
Quite the conundrum, indeed.
361
00:14:51,278 --> 00:14:53,753
Attention Cloud Nine team members,
362
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,583
we need associates on checkouts
363
00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:57,490
two, three, and four.
364
00:14:57,515 --> 00:15:00,194
If anybody out there feels
like they've made their point,
365
00:15:00,384 --> 00:15:01,883
could you please get back to work?
366
00:15:01,885 --> 00:15:02,903
Thank you.
367
00:15:02,904 --> 00:15:05,271
Hey, Amy, this is Wendell,
368
00:15:05,532 --> 00:15:07,799
who you spoke with over the phone?
369
00:15:08,048 --> 00:15:10,396
Remember, when you were
being super professional
370
00:15:10,397 --> 00:15:12,581
and you agreed to move
the health and safety
371
00:15:12,582 --> 00:15:14,115
inspection to today?
372
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:19,019
Yes, hi... how could I forget?
373
00:15:19,427 --> 00:15:20,526
Uh, Wendell,
374
00:15:20,527 --> 00:15:23,562
so nice to put a face
to such a familiar voice.
375
00:15:23,783 --> 00:15:26,197
Maybe we could start in the café.
376
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:30,125
Um... no, no, not the café.
377
00:15:30,126 --> 00:15:33,951
Why don't we start somewhere
else, like, um... not jewelry.
378
00:15:34,031 --> 00:15:35,734
The... let's start in the parking lot.
379
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:37,688
Yeah, this way.
380
00:15:40,195 --> 00:15:43,263
I just found baby
carrots in my pockets.
381
00:15:43,265 --> 00:15:45,065
Weird... might as well eat 'em.
382
00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:47,902
Dina, I know what
you're doing and this has
383
00:15:47,949 --> 00:15:50,136
nothing to do with my diabetes.
384
00:15:50,138 --> 00:15:53,188
It's about your unresolved
feelings toward your father.
385
00:15:53,976 --> 00:15:56,476
Which is why I did a little research
386
00:15:56,787 --> 00:15:59,914
and I tracked down somebody special.
387
00:16:01,909 --> 00:16:03,008
Glenn...
388
00:16:03,368 --> 00:16:04,584
Hang on a second.
389
00:16:04,586 --> 00:16:06,562
He's almost here.
390
00:16:08,442 --> 00:16:11,395
- Oh, no.
- Oh, hey there, Dina.
391
00:16:12,011 --> 00:16:14,043
It's me, your dad.
392
00:16:14,926 --> 00:16:16,062
Mr. Foxx.
393
00:16:16,064 --> 00:16:17,797
- Glenn.
- Glenn Foxx.
394
00:16:17,799 --> 00:16:19,766
That wasn't his name. I'm stopping you
395
00:16:19,768 --> 00:16:21,666
because this is dumb.
396
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:24,170
Come on, Dina. Isn't there anything
397
00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:26,566
you wanna say to me? Your... your dad?
398
00:16:28,624 --> 00:16:31,775
I guess I've always wished
that you'd been around
399
00:16:31,777 --> 00:16:33,143
to teach me how to ride a bike.
400
00:16:33,145 --> 00:16:34,227
Great.
401
00:16:34,228 --> 00:16:37,096
Well, maybe I can help you
get some closure there.
402
00:16:38,529 --> 00:16:40,896
Okay, yeah. That would be nice.
403
00:16:42,161 --> 00:16:44,529
How is this teaching
you to ride a bike?
404
00:16:44,751 --> 00:16:46,484
Oh, I'm a visual learner.
405
00:16:48,754 --> 00:16:53,257
As you can see,
a very healthy, very safe
406
00:16:53,693 --> 00:16:55,011
Housewares section.
407
00:16:55,294 --> 00:16:58,518
So, should we head over
to Sporting Goods?
408
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,067
- Sporting Goods.
- Great.
409
00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:03,589
So, again, we're on
our way to Sporting Goods.
410
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,510
- Go, go, go, go.
- Sporting Goods.
411
00:17:07,388 --> 00:17:10,762
Carol is whole. Carol is beautiful.
412
00:17:11,688 --> 00:17:12,697
Carol is...
413
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,400
The inspector came early!
You can't have candles in here.
414
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:18,036
Okay! Where am I supposed to put them?
415
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,871
Who cares? Just get it out of here.
416
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,874
- Come on, come on.
- I'm going, I'm going.
417
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,656
- Wow, nice work.
- Hmm?
418
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:33,217
Uh... nice work, you...
419
00:17:34,062 --> 00:17:36,104
inspecting the hell out of this store.
420
00:17:37,272 --> 00:17:38,904
- Hot towel?
- You guys need to clean
421
00:17:38,905 --> 00:17:40,605
all of this up.
Amy's on her way with...
422
00:17:40,607 --> 00:17:42,631
So you wanna see Grocery
instead of Furniture?
423
00:17:46,579 --> 00:17:49,247
Are you sure you don't
wanna see Furniture first?
424
00:17:49,249 --> 00:17:51,149
It really sets the
context for Grocery...
425
00:17:53,052 --> 00:17:54,123
Fire in the hole.
426
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:59,157
Okay, that... that was not
on fire when I approved it.
427
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,373
I'll start with the positives.
428
00:18:07,861 --> 00:18:09,797
Most of your store was not on fire.
429
00:18:10,111 --> 00:18:12,578
Unfortunately,
the part that was on fire
430
00:18:12,614 --> 00:18:14,714
knocked your score down to a 65.
431
00:18:14,749 --> 00:18:16,221
Oh, my God.
432
00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:18,477
Look, Wendell, could we maybe
433
00:18:18,479 --> 00:18:20,346
just, please, schedule a do-over?
434
00:18:20,655 --> 00:18:22,288
Oh, no, no, no, no. You passed.
435
00:18:22,323 --> 00:18:23,901
You only needed a 60.
436
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,014
- What?
- We passed?
437
00:18:25,015 --> 00:18:26,814
Did you see all the raccoons out...
438
00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:28,950
Cheyenne, stop trying to help.
439
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,917
I use mine all the time.
440
00:18:30,918 --> 00:18:33,929
Soups, stews...
pretty much any wet food.
441
00:18:34,076 --> 00:18:36,427
Okay, great, and what
is the return policy?
442
00:18:36,994 --> 00:18:39,661
And this is a linen blend,
so it should have that
443
00:18:39,696 --> 00:18:41,819
"boardroom to boardwalk"
feel she wanted.
444
00:18:42,044 --> 00:18:45,012
Thank you, Mateo.
Her legs really need the win.
445
00:18:45,795 --> 00:18:47,998
By the way, you know,
you really got in her head
446
00:18:47,999 --> 00:18:49,409
about the salmon thing,
447
00:18:49,601 --> 00:18:51,701
so I was thinking it might
just be easier if you
448
00:18:51,736 --> 00:18:53,681
came over and cooked
dinner for us tonight.
449
00:18:55,022 --> 00:18:56,111
Oh...
450
00:18:56,582 --> 00:18:57,790
uh...
451
00:19:01,661 --> 00:19:04,079
Whoops! I'm so clumsy.
452
00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:06,960
God, you probably can't even
trust me with dinner.
453
00:19:07,002 --> 00:19:08,478
I would just drop
it all over the floor.
454
00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:10,817
Relax, it's fine.
I mean, what am I gonna do?
455
00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:13,753
Ask someone else?
I mean, someone documented
456
00:19:13,755 --> 00:19:15,781
probably wouldn't do any
of this stuff anyway, right?
457
00:19:16,144 --> 00:19:17,320
I guess not.
458
00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:19,139
So, anyway... toward the end of dinner,
459
00:19:19,177 --> 00:19:21,276
I'm gonna go to the bathroom
and then you can tell Donna
460
00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:22,917
I'm not ready to have kids.
461
00:19:23,105 --> 00:19:26,346
What? I'm supposed to tell
your wife that? Absolutely not.
462
00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:28,276
Huh?
463
00:19:28,383 --> 00:19:30,683
My job is not to fix your life, okay?
464
00:19:30,738 --> 00:19:32,370
It's to work in the Vision Center.
465
00:19:32,974 --> 00:19:35,021
And maybe the fun fashion
stuff, but that's it.
466
00:19:38,807 --> 00:19:40,470
Mateo, you're right.
467
00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:42,693
I've been exploiting you.
468
00:19:43,786 --> 00:19:45,961
I wasn't meaning to, but you...
you're just so cool
469
00:19:46,029 --> 00:19:49,645
and you know so much and I
thought it was just, you know,
470
00:19:49,743 --> 00:19:51,551
a standard exchange of solids.
471
00:19:51,748 --> 00:19:54,547
God, I feel like a terrible person.
472
00:19:54,842 --> 00:19:57,031
- Well, I wouldn't say that you're...
- No, I am.
473
00:19:57,953 --> 00:20:00,339
Now let's put our heads
together and figure out
474
00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:02,294
how you're gonna make me a better one.
475
00:20:05,215 --> 00:20:06,267
Fine, Dina.
476
00:20:06,962 --> 00:20:08,529
You know what? Here.
477
00:20:11,054 --> 00:20:12,720
Is that what you wanted? Hmm?
478
00:20:12,881 --> 00:20:14,658
I'll eat your stupid kale.
479
00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:16,980
You know what, Glenn? I don't care.
480
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:18,900
I'll just go back
to waiting for you to die.
481
00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:21,816
Congratulations, Rose!
Welcome to the Bad Dad club.
482
00:20:21,883 --> 00:20:25,051
I am not a bad dad. I am a great dad!
483
00:20:28,457 --> 00:20:29,687
There, you happy?
484
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:35,843
Is it all gone?
485
00:20:37,499 --> 00:20:39,560
Your mouth is entirely full of kale.
486
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:47,234
So Dan the Optometrist,
he seems charming?
487
00:20:47,356 --> 00:20:49,615
He's a giant weirdo,
but the Vision Center's
488
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:52,045
not too busy and the WiFi
in that corner is super fast.
489
00:20:52,432 --> 00:20:54,181
- Good night, guys.
- Holy...
490
00:20:54,242 --> 00:20:55,841
- Whoa.
- Yeah, I shaved.
491
00:20:56,557 --> 00:20:58,931
- At work?
- Had to do it to 'em.
492
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,052
Some people were doubting my chin.
493
00:21:01,796 --> 00:21:03,896
Well... you showed them.
494
00:21:05,252 --> 00:21:08,055
Hey, man, I can cover
for you till it grows back,
495
00:21:08,061 --> 00:21:09,395
- if you want.
- Yeah, I appreciate that.
496
00:21:09,424 --> 00:21:11,061
Should be about a week and a half.
497
00:21:13,818 --> 00:21:16,606
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