WEBVTT 1 00:00:04,482 --> 00:00:04,700 . 2 00:00:04,743 --> 00:00:06,963 - So in honor of Earth Day, we'll be helping 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,617 save the environment by switching 4 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:11,489 to recycled toilet paper and selling 5 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:13,970 "The Day After Tomorrow" on Blu-Ray for half off. 6 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,232 - That should do it. 7 00:00:15,276 --> 00:00:16,799 - Uh, corporate is also asking us 8 00:00:16,842 --> 00:00:20,324 to discuss ways we can all live more sustainably. 9 00:00:20,368 --> 00:00:21,673 Anybody? 10 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:25,025 I turn the faucet off while I'm brushing my teeth. 11 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:26,852 - Oh, I do that. I brush in the bathtub. 12 00:00:26,896 --> 00:00:28,854 - Actually, baths are really bad for the environment. 13 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:31,292 - Yeah, but they're really great for my skin so, 14 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:33,250 give and take. - Jerusha and I have started 15 00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:35,339 unplugging the refrigerator whenever we're not home. 16 00:00:35,383 --> 00:00:38,081 - Doesn't your food go bad? - Actually, yeah, it's awful. 17 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:40,040 We've been throwing away tons of stuff. 18 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:42,694 - I'm a vegan so it's basically like driving four Priuses. 19 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:44,566 - I play a game at home where I try to use 20 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:45,697 less water each week. 21 00:00:45,741 --> 00:00:47,047 Now I only flush my toilet 22 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:48,396 when it's full. 23 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:52,052 - Okay, uh-- that was a good discussion. 24 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:54,576 Last but not least, each branch is now 25 00:00:54,619 --> 00:00:58,232 going to have an employee "green ambassador" to promote 26 00:00:58,275 --> 00:01:00,364 sustainability efforts within the store. 27 00:01:00,408 --> 00:01:03,802 Ours is going to be Jonah, obviously. 28 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:06,370 - A-doy - What up, dork? 29 00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:08,024 - Thank you, everyone. 30 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,373 - Oh, you don't have to speak. 31 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:11,288 - Well, I figured as green ambassador, 32 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:14,074 I should serve the badge. 33 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:15,553 - It's a button. Calm down. 34 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:17,990 - "Now is the time to act on climate change! 35 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:22,212 "If global temperatures rise by just half a degree more, 36 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:23,996 "we will be at the point of no return 37 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:28,784 "towards a worldwide apocalypse in less than ten years. 38 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:32,222 The Obama administration is working t"-- 39 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:34,920 oh, this was printed in 2009. 40 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:37,009 - Well, did we make it? - Just looked it up. 41 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:38,794 No. Not even close. 42 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:41,101 - [groans] - Oh, no. 43 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:43,190 - Somebody should really be paying attention to this. 44 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:46,193 [upbeat music] 45 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:52,808 ♪ 46 00:01:52,851 --> 00:01:55,115 - Hey, guys, I'm supposed to sign people up 47 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:56,464 for some green initiatives. 48 00:01:56,507 --> 00:01:58,248 Anybody feel like helping start a compost? 49 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:00,120 - Isn't that where you put old food in a barrel 50 00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:01,556 and then stir in poop? 51 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:03,123 - Well, that's an over simplification. 52 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:04,559 - Pass! My doctor says 53 00:02:04,602 --> 00:02:06,691 if I get meningitis one more time, I'll die. 54 00:02:06,735 --> 00:02:09,564 - Okay, well, uh, there's other stuff. 55 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:12,175 Uh, this Sunday I'm putting a team together 56 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:13,437 to plant some trees out back. 57 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:14,917 - I'll do that. - Me too. 58 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,614 I could really use the overtime right now. 59 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:19,661 - Oh, yeah, so they're not paying anybody for this. 60 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:21,358 - So you'd be paying us? - Me? 61 00:02:21,402 --> 00:02:22,794 No, I'm-- - Or who's paying us? 62 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:24,796 - Uh, okay. Nobody is paying anybody. 63 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,886 - So you're just asking us as like, a favor? 64 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:31,281 - I don't want to waste a Sunday doing you a favor. 65 00:02:31,325 --> 00:02:33,370 I mean, no offense. We're just not that close. 66 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:37,200 - It's not a favor for me. It's a favor for the Earth. 67 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:39,333 For your children. For your grandchildren. 68 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:40,812 - Mm, no thanks. - I don't know. 69 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:42,249 - I can't even have kids. 70 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:44,207 I fell of a four-wheeler when I was nine. 71 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:46,166 Burst my ball sack clean open. 72 00:02:47,341 --> 00:02:48,994 - Okay, well, I'll just leave the sign-up sheet 73 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:51,823 at customer service in case you change your mind. 74 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:53,912 - I can still have orgasms though! 75 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:55,305 [chuckles] 76 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:57,351 They just hurt really bad. 77 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:59,179 - If you need to use the bathroom, 78 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:01,311 here's a key to the employees' bathroom. 79 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:02,834 - Thank you. - The customer bathrooms 80 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:04,445 hit sort of a tipping point, 81 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:06,186 so we stopped cleaning them. 82 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:09,232 Oh, hey, guys! You remember Pastor Craig. 83 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,277 - Oh, yes. Hi. 84 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,582 - He's my pastor and friend. 85 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:12,888 Well, friend first, pastor second. 86 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,498 - Well, pastor first and foremost. 87 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,065 - Yeah, 50/50. - Mm. 88 00:03:16,108 --> 00:03:17,849 - Anyway, this is Amy and Mateo. 89 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:19,329 - Hi. - Amy's divorced 90 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,375 and recently had a child out of wedlock. 91 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:23,115 - Yep. - And Mateo's gay, 92 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:24,639 but not in a way that defines him. 93 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:26,206 - Oh, hallelujah. - Don't worry. 94 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:28,208 Pastor Craig is one of those cool pastors 95 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:29,992 who's down with all the gay stuff. 96 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:32,690 - That's probably not how I would have phrased that, 97 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:35,302 but hey, I did enjoy "The Birdcage." 98 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:37,956 - It was an important film. 99 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,697 - Pastor Craig's handing out these little plants 100 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:41,221 to all the customers for Earth Day. 101 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:42,657 - Yup. I like to say 102 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,267 that God has a "plant" for every one of us. 103 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:45,964 - [laughs] Plant. 104 00:03:46,008 --> 00:03:48,663 - Um, are you setting up a booth in the store? 105 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:50,404 Is this something you ran by me? 106 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:54,277 - Oh--sorry, I've been manager so long, I forgot to ask. 107 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,061 - I'm sorry. Is it gonna be a problem? 108 00:03:56,105 --> 00:03:59,848 - No, it's not a problem. Just, next time, run it by me. 109 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:02,111 - Okay. - Or else I could get mad. 110 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:03,460 [chuckles stiffly] 111 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:05,288 I'm just kidding. Not totally, 112 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,724 because you should run these things by me. 113 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:09,161 - Ab--absolutely. And thank you for doing this. 114 00:04:09,205 --> 00:04:10,685 - Okay. - All right. 115 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:12,991 Oh, and I do enjoy the occasional episode 116 00:04:13,035 --> 00:04:14,471 of "Will & Grace." 117 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:17,344 - I will tell the rest of us. - Yeah. 118 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:18,997 - Thank you, Pastor. 119 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:21,478 [Huey Lewis And The News' "It's Hip To Be Square" plays] 120 00:04:21,522 --> 00:04:24,612 - ♪ It's hip to be square 121 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:27,876 ♪ It's hip to be square 122 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:30,052 - Oh, getting a lot of people to sign up 123 00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:31,358 for your little green thing? 124 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:33,708 - Yeah, everybody's signing up for recycling. 125 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:37,189 I've got "S. SquarePants," "Hannity Rules," 126 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:39,453 "Suck It," and "Yo Skanky Grandma." 127 00:04:39,496 --> 00:04:40,845 - That's a solid team. 128 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:44,109 - Only real employee to sign up is Joe... 129 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:45,372 Nuzzadoosh? 130 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:47,112 - Say it a little faster. 131 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:48,244 - Joe Nuzzadoosh? 132 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,593 "Jonah's a douche." Got it. 133 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:51,203 Well done. - Thank you. 134 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:52,857 - Why am I the only person who cares 135 00:04:52,901 --> 00:04:54,598 that the entire planet is falling apart? 136 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:56,078 - Oh, come on. You live for this stuff. 137 00:04:56,121 --> 00:04:58,123 - What stuff? - You know, finding a cause, 138 00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:00,735 leading a movement, getting to say "unacceptable" a lot. 139 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:03,433 - I'm sorry, I guess I didn't realize that humanitarianism 140 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:06,349 was such a buzz kill. I guess that also means... 141 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:07,742 Bono is not cool. 142 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:09,526 - Oh, okay, so now you're Bono? 143 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:10,788 - No, that's not what I mean. - I see. 144 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:12,137 You're just the Bono of the store? 145 00:05:12,181 --> 00:05:13,617 - I didn't say I was Bono. 146 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:15,140 - All right, look, I'm just messing with you. 147 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:16,316 But it is kind of true though. 148 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:17,708 I mean, I guess if... 149 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:20,450 anybody here was Bono, it would be you. 150 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:22,278 - I mean, I guess. 151 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,063 - Hey, Heather! Jonah thinks he's the Bono of the store! 152 00:05:25,107 --> 00:05:28,328 - No, no, no, that's not--no, he made me-- 153 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:30,330 why do I even talk to you? 154 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:32,375 - Aw, good talking to U2! 155 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:34,812 Get it? Like the letter U-- - Yeah, I got it. 156 00:05:34,856 --> 00:05:36,466 - All right. 157 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:39,513 - Well, it is shaping up in here. 158 00:05:39,556 --> 00:05:41,471 I see you opted against the standing desk. 159 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:42,820 You just gonna join a gym instead? 160 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:44,866 - What? - Did you say it was okay 161 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:47,172 for Glenn's pastor to set up a booth in the store? 162 00:05:47,216 --> 00:05:49,653 - Yeah, he's just handing out little plants. 163 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:51,176 - Well, that's how it starts. 164 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:53,135 Then, next thing you know, cult leaders are handing out 165 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:54,615 little tiny cups of Kool-Aid. 166 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,965 Drink up, everybody! - That's a big, dark leap. 167 00:05:57,008 --> 00:05:59,184 Look, it's fine. It's just this one time. 168 00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:01,535 Plus, Glenn had already told him he could do it, so... 169 00:06:01,578 --> 00:06:03,363 - Yeah, but you're the manager. You can't let Glenn 170 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:04,494 start walking all over you. 171 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:06,104 You need to come down on him hard. 172 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:08,150 - I think you just want to watch me yell at Glenn. 173 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:09,717 - This has nothing to do with my personal feelings. 174 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,545 Would I enjoy watching you yell at Glenn? 175 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:12,676 Of course I would. 176 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,374 Would I prefer to do the yelling? 177 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:15,766 Great question. No. 178 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,420 I think it would be more fun to be a spectator. 179 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:18,856 - Hmm. - Would I judge you 180 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,510 if you lost it all and it became physical? 181 00:06:20,554 --> 00:06:23,383 Of course not. Would it be our little secret? 182 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:24,775 Absolutely. 183 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:27,996 [Men Without Hats' "Safety Dance" plays] 184 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:31,956 ♪ 185 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,915 - ♪ We can dance if you want to, we can... ♪ 186 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:36,744 - [scoffs] Who switched the white coffee filters 187 00:06:36,787 --> 00:06:38,572 with the brown ones that taste like dirt? 188 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:41,575 - I did. The white filters contain dioxins which-- 189 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:43,011 - I like dioxins. 190 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:44,839 And is one person using white coffee filters 191 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:46,318 really going to ruin the planet? 192 00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:47,711 - No, but if everybody said that-- 193 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,409 - I'm not talking about everybody. 194 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:50,932 I'm talking about me. 195 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:52,629 - Were you also the one who replaced the straws 196 00:06:52,673 --> 00:06:54,457 with these paper things? - Yes. 197 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:56,677 - These have no structural integrity. 198 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,243 Why did I even leave Syria? 199 00:06:58,287 --> 00:06:59,419 - Okay, you know what? 200 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:00,637 Somebody had to be green ambassador, 201 00:07:00,681 --> 00:07:01,986 so I said sure, but I'm tired of being 202 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:03,466 the only one who volunteers around here, 203 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:06,251 so if anybody else wants to take over for me-- 204 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:08,471 - Okay, I'll do it. - Huh? 205 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:10,952 - I'll be the green guy or whatever. 206 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:14,390 - O--okay, gr--great. There you go. 207 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,739 Finally, somebody's stepping up. 208 00:07:15,783 --> 00:07:17,480 So let's hear it for Cheyenne. 209 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,177 [claps awkwardly] 210 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:21,658 - I'll clap when I get some decent coffee. 211 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:24,269 - "And sometimes the hardest thing to accept 212 00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:26,446 is that we are not in control." 213 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:28,099 - So true. So true. 214 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:32,103 - "For only by losing ourselves completely to God 215 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:33,453 can we find"... 216 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:34,671 - Ourselves. - "God's mercy." 217 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,499 - God's mercy. both: Amen. 218 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:38,283 - Glenn, again, just feel free to listen. 219 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:39,894 Don't try and guess what I'm going to say. 220 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:41,461 I'm about to say it. You're going to hear it. 221 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:43,027 - Okay, no problem at all, my friend. 222 00:07:43,071 --> 00:07:43,985 - Pastor. - Glenn. 223 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:45,508 - Mm-hmm? - Can I talk to you 224 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:48,729 for a minute? - Uh, yeah, I gue-- 225 00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:50,121 do you think you can press pause? 226 00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:52,428 Maybe take a fiver? - We'll keep going. 227 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,951 - Okay, I've got the book anyway. 228 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:55,518 It's great. - All right. 229 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:56,693 - Glenn, you said that he was 230 00:07:56,737 --> 00:07:57,955 just going to be handing out plants. 231 00:07:57,999 --> 00:07:59,522 - I know! Who knew we'd be getting 232 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:01,437 a live reading of his book too? 233 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,526 - Uh-huh, yeah. It's just that this 234 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,615 kind of goes beyond what we had discussed-- 235 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:07,617 - Yeah, way beyond, baby! 236 00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:09,619 [chuckles] - Uh, I just don't think 237 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:12,056 that corporate is going to be too excited to hear that 238 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,929 a Christian pastor was doing a book reading in the store. 239 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:16,539 - Okay, but I'm not worried about that. 240 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,149 - Well, you might not be worried about it but-- 241 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:19,934 - Can we talk about this later? It's just that, 242 00:08:19,977 --> 00:08:21,849 I do have the book, but nothing beats live, 243 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:23,285 so I just... - Glenn. 244 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:25,766 - "Let's praise him in a way that pays him." 245 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:28,508 . 246 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:30,118 - Hey, dude. Did you drop these 247 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:31,902 cool wraparound sunglasses? 248 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:33,948 - No, I don't think-- 249 00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:35,340 ah, I get it. 250 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:37,168 Because they look like Bono sunglasses? 251 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:38,779 - Yeah. - Do we even sell those here? 252 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:41,564 - No, I had to go to CVS to get these, but it was worth it. 253 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:44,175 - Jonah, hey. I need to talk to you 254 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:46,090 about the green ambassador thing. 255 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:48,179 - Oh, uh, sure. Happy to help. 256 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:50,660 - Oh, you forgot to give me the button. 257 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:54,272 - Right, the button. Here is your one button. 258 00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:56,057 Wear it with pride. - Thanks. 259 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:59,060 - And again, if you need any help with ideas, you know, 260 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:00,844 or just like a-- like a sounding board, 261 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,367 you can always come to me. 262 00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:04,239 - That's okay. I don't want to. 263 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:05,719 - Oh, shoot. I was going to return these, 264 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,764 but I think there's a scratch on the inside. 265 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,461 You see that? - No. 266 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:12,552 - You have to, like, get them close. 267 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,162 - No, I don't... 268 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:15,511 okay-- - Ey, Bono! 269 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,339 It's Bono, everybody! - You know what? 270 00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:19,384 - I understand that. - Hey, Amy? 271 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,212 - Yes? - Pastor Craig told this lady 272 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:22,997 that if she bought a signed copy of his book, 273 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,389 she would get a free watch. 274 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:25,739 Should I give her a watch? 275 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:28,045 - Wait, now he's selling his book in the store? 276 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,394 - I told you you should have screamed 277 00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:31,309 at Glenn from the start. 278 00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:33,529 It's okay. It's a learning curve. 279 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,750 - When we haven't accepted God in our hearts, we feel empty! 280 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:40,275 And then we try to fill that emptiness 281 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:42,277 by buying things. 282 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:45,628 New phone, jewelry, that fancy blender. 283 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:48,065 - This is just for nut butters. - Okay, that's all right. 284 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,371 - Hey, what are you doing? 285 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:51,155 You can't sell your book in the store. 286 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:53,636 - Oh, it's fine. Glenn okayed it. Hallelujah. 287 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,420 - Well, it doesn't really matter what Glenn okayed 288 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,422 because I'm the manager. - Maybe I should go get Glenn. 289 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:58,902 - No, we don't need Glenn for this. 290 00:09:58,946 --> 00:10:00,469 - Well, I know we don't need him, but it would just be-- 291 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:01,862 it'd be fun. - Guys, I really think 292 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:03,603 we should talk about this another time. 293 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,256 I have customers, and this is unprofessional. 294 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,128 Hallelujah. - These are not your customers. 295 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,825 - She is. She bought two books. 296 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:11,480 - I'm gonna have to ask you to please leave the store. 297 00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:12,742 - Oh, so I guess you're kicking me out. 298 00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:14,701 - You can take it that way, yes. 299 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:16,703 - All right, uh, as you guys heard, 300 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,618 I've been asked to leave. 301 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:19,619 [group groans] 302 00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:21,011 That's okay. I implore you all 303 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:24,275 to handle this like good Christians 304 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:25,625 and not escalate it to violence. 305 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:26,974 - Nobody was talking about violence. 306 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:28,802 - Lord! Bow your heads. 307 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:31,282 - No, please do not. Sir-- - Lord forgive her! 308 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:33,981 She knows not... crowd: Mm-hmm. 309 00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,156 - What she does. - I know exactly 310 00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:36,548 what I'm doing. 311 00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:37,767 - And if anyone wants any more information 312 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,116 about our church, you can reach us 313 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:42,206 at lifesworkschurch.org/donate. 314 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,643 - Okay, you're done. - All right, 315 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,645 just so you all know, this was not a race thing. 316 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,821 We're kicking him out for practicing his religion. 317 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,474 - No, that is not true. 318 00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:50,737 - All right, I stand corrected. 319 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,261 Race may have had a little to do with it. 320 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:54,654 - Okay. 321 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:57,352 [classic rock music plays over speakers] 322 00:10:57,395 --> 00:11:04,359 ♪ 323 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:07,449 - Okay, so welcome to the first meeting 324 00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,320 of the new and improved green team. 325 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:11,061 [scattered applause] 326 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,673 Now let's all think of some ways to help the environment. 327 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,326 - Yeah, and nothing super annoying 328 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,328 that turns coffee into hot turd juice. 329 00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:18,634 Oh, sorry, Jonah. I didn't see you there. 330 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,157 [whispering] I saw him. 331 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,898 - I didn't make the filters myself, 332 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,378 so it's not a burn on me. 333 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,249 - We should post something on social media. 334 00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:28,426 - Okay, what about something like #oceans? 335 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:30,951 - [gasps] Yes, I love that. That's so good. 336 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,648 - Um, I'm sorry. 337 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,564 What exactly would a hashtag accomplish? 338 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:38,393 - Well, it's about starting a conversation. 339 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:40,177 - What conversation? 340 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,397 - This conversation. - Yeah. 341 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,486 - Yup. - Oh, what if we took turns 342 00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:46,531 teaching dumb kids to read? - Mm. 343 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:49,665 - Ooh, that's good. Or prison reform. 344 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,754 - Okay, again, um, sorry-- none of my business, 345 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:54,583 but, uh, wondering if maybe your scope 346 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:55,889 is getting a little wide. 347 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,412 - Look who hates prison reform. 348 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,066 - I'm actually with Jonah on this one. 349 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:01,068 I've been to prison, and honestly, 350 00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:03,244 it's perfect as is. 351 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:07,248 - Wait--wha-- where's Pastor Craig? 352 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,772 - Oh, didn't you hear? Amy kicked him out. 353 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,687 - What? - Yeah, he was really upset 354 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,820 about it too. Like, devastated. 355 00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,212 I think he may have said something about 356 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:16,910 being disappointed in you personally. 357 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,607 I don't remember exactly. 358 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:21,305 Anyway, I hate to be the one to break it to you. 359 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:24,613 - What--what are you... 360 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,093 [shouts] - It's really important 361 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,790 to break down cardboard waste. 362 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,358 - [shouts] - You know, Earth Day and all. 363 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:31,663 - Oh! 364 00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,970 You kicked Pastor Craig out of the store? 365 00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,058 I want the truth. - Yes. 366 00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,843 - Don't--don't lie to me, Amy. 367 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,367 You kicked him out! - I said yes! 368 00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:41,108 He was selling his book in the store, Glenn. 369 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,587 I didn't agree to that. 370 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:45,242 - You--you are out of control, missy! 371 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,070 And--and you are going to pick up the phone 372 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,680 and you are gonna call Pastor Craig 373 00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,682 and apologize to him right now! 374 00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,510 - No. 375 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,469 - Then you can't be manager anymore. 376 00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:55,775 - What? - Yeah, I'm sorry. 377 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,820 I thought-- I thought you could handle it, 378 00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:00,388 but you immediately came in and started 379 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,825 whizzing all over the place and changing up 380 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:06,002 a perfectly good office and, "Oh, look. 381 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,264 "Look at our window. 382 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:08,962 Now we can all stare at Manager Amy." 383 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,442 - Glenn, you can't just take the job back. 384 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:12,966 - Yes, I can. Get out of my office. 385 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,489 - That's not gonna happen. 386 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:17,318 - So...you're just keeping the job? 387 00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:20,930 - Yeah. - Well then, what can I do? 388 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,803 - Nothing. - But then I can't do anything! 389 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,848 - I know. - So what? I mean, 390 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,850 I've just gotta do whatever you say? 391 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,373 - Yeah. - But then I can't do 392 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,940 what I want. 393 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,681 And I want to do it. 394 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,640 - [sighs] - This is so unfair! 395 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,512 Can I even slam the door? 396 00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:40,689 - I'd rather that you didn't. - [whines loudly] 397 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:43,953 . 398 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:47,565 - And Jesus put forth his hand and the leper was cured. 399 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:50,438 So what miracles have you experienced in your lives? 400 00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,614 And please, nobody say their kids, okay? 401 00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:55,922 - One time, I saw Lily Tomlin in an airport. 402 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,445 I mean, it looked like her. I don't know. 403 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,708 - Hey, what's going on over here? 404 00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:03,016 - Oh, nothing. Just having a little employee Bible study. 405 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,452 Would you care to join us? 406 00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,671 You could probably use some guidance. 407 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,195 - Ha-ha, well, can't we all? 408 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,284 - Mm-hmm. - But, uh, no. 409 00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:13,374 Unfortunately, there's no religious gatherings allowed 410 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:14,810 during company time, 411 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,291 so everyone has to get back to work. 412 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,814 - Wow. 413 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,338 So first Amy throws a man of the cloth out of the store, 414 00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:23,471 and now we're not even allowed to talk about the Bible. 415 00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,299 - And we can't say "merry Christmas" anymore. 416 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:27,083 - Shut up, Earl. This isn't about that. 417 00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,694 - Glenn, can we speak privately, please? 418 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,131 - I don't know. Can we? 419 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:34,612 - Okay. Glenn, I know you're having some issues 420 00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:35,962 with not being in charge anymore, 421 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,267 and so you're lashing out at me. 422 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,182 And I'm trying to be very cool about it, 423 00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:42,316 but I can't keep doing that because it makes me look bad, 424 00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:46,059 so I am asking you politely. Please knock it off. 425 00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:48,409 Okay? - Fine. 426 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,498 But I have three minutes left on my break. 427 00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,674 Am I allowed to talk about anything? 428 00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,502 - Yes. Obviously you can talk. 429 00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:55,851 - Fine. 430 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,985 I'm gonna talk about, um... 431 00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,509 John Cusack. - Knock yourself out. 432 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:04,294 - Because John Cusack died for our sins, 433 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,949 which is why we worship John Cusack, 434 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,909 King of the Jews. - Okay, that is it, Glenn! 435 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,999 You need to stop being a whiny, 436 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,957 snotty little baby man 437 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,699 and get back to work, or I'm going to write you up! 438 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,962 Do you understand me? 439 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,877 I said, "Do you understand me?" 440 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,183 - [mumbling] Yes... - What? 441 00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,315 - Yes. I said yes. - Good. 442 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,977 - I liked "High Fidelity," but I'm not sure 443 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,327 how it holds up post-#MeToo. 444 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,288 - All right, everybody. Let's show pollution 445 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:43,072 what we think about it. 446 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,378 [shutter snapping] 447 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:47,076 Oh, yeah. Really good job, everybody. 448 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,209 - Can we take it again? I forgot to cover my chin 449 00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:51,167 with my hand the way Barbra Streisand always does. 450 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:53,387 - Okay. - How is this doing anything? 451 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,215 They're just posing for selfies 452 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,607 and then congratulating themselves. 453 00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,696 - Yeah, dude. That's what Instagram is. 454 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,220 - It's just dumb. - Hmm. 455 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,700 It almost seems like you want to be in charge. 456 00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,137 - That's not what I meant. 457 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,226 - Look, man, I get it. It's hard. 458 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,793 One day you're on top of the world, winning Grammys, 459 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,230 performing Live Aid, 460 00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,362 forcing your music onto people's iPhones-- 461 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:13,624 - I'm not Bono! 462 00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,148 - Okay, okay. What if we did, like, 463 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,584 a Jimmy Kimmel kind of thing 464 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,455 where we call people and we tell them 465 00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,066 that their kids are dead? But then we're like, 466 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,416 "Just kidding. But they will be in 50 years 467 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,940 if we don't take action against climate change." 468 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,596 - Yes, I love it. Such a good idea. 469 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,209 - Knock-knock. 470 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,603 Heard that Amy came down pretty hard on you. 471 00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:37,170 - Yeah, I bet you loved that, huh? 472 00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,433 - What? Oh, come on. Give me some credit. 473 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,261 I know we've had our issues over the years, 474 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:43,959 but I hate to see you brought down like that. 475 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,613 You think that's fun for me? 476 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,963 - You're smiling. - I'm always smiling. 477 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,530 [in strained voice] I'm a happy person. 478 00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:52,141 And I know what you're going through, okay? 479 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:53,838 I can only imagine how hard it is that someone 480 00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:57,059 that you took under your wing like a father and daughter 481 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,496 would just rip into you like that. 482 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:02,804 I mean, that's got to be a gut punch. 483 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:03,805 What does it feel like? 484 00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,807 - What? What? 485 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,113 - Just that... 486 00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,811 total, complete, all-encompassing impotence. 487 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,813 - You think I'm impotent? - Idon't. 488 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,293 - Oh--oh, no. Hold up! 489 00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,643 I will show you exactly how impotent I am. 490 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,297 I'm gonna do something. - Go. You should do it. 491 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:18,994 - I'm gonna do something! - Yeah, do it, Glenn! 492 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,126 - I'm doing it! - Do it, Glenn! 493 00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,215 - I'm doing it! 494 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,347 - This doesn't concern you. 495 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,132 - Gotcha. 496 00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,744 - I get that there's value to spreading awareness 497 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:32,094 and getting the word out. I'm not opposed to that, 498 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,487 but that can't just be all you do. 499 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,358 That's just posturing. You know, there's-- 500 00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:36,620 there's the kind of people who do things, 501 00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,274 and then there's the kind of people 502 00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,667 who talk about doing things. 503 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:42,365 - And you're both of those? - Exactly. 504 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,280 Well... Glenn: Attention, shoppers. 505 00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:46,108 I would like to read to you from a book 506 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:49,024 that was recently banned from the store by management. 507 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,157 - What is this? What is happening? 508 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,549 - Proverbs 10:22 says, 509 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:53,985 "The blessings of the Lord make you rich." 510 00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:55,335 - Glenn, stop it! Open the door! 511 00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,685 - Wanna know the best-kept secret of the Bible? 512 00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:00,383 "All the riches of the Lord make you blessed, 513 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,255 but I never feel"... - Wow. 514 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,431 He is having an epic meltdown. 515 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,172 - ..."through the window of my jet, 516 00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:09,262 a Cessna Citation CJ4." 517 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,177 - I'm not kidding. You need to stop this 518 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,569 or I'm going to have to write you up. 519 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,354 - "So let us praise him in a way that pays him. 520 00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:16,182 - Glenn! 521 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:21,317 - ♪ This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine ♪ 522 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:23,014 - What am I supposed to do about this? 523 00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,452 - I'll get the battering ram. - We have a battering ram? 524 00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:26,540 - Better to have it and not need it 525 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,019 than need it and not have it. 526 00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:30,196 - ♪ This little light of mine 527 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,067 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine 528 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,288 ♪ Let it shine, let it shine, let it sh-- ♪ 529 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:38,291 . 530 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,989 - "Name: Glenn Sturgis. 531 00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:45,428 "Violations: Disruption within the store. 532 00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:48,649 "Outward display of religion. 533 00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,390 Insubordination." 534 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,435 - [mimicking] "Insubordination." 535 00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:53,828 That's you. 536 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,438 - I don't like having to write you up. 537 00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:58,354 You're forcing me to do this. - I don't care! 538 00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,095 'Cause I'm writing you up too, 539 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,229 and my boss doesn't send you to the unemployment line. 540 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:05,318 He sends you to hell. 541 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:06,841 That was too far. I'm sorry. 542 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,931 - Come on, Glenn. Don't make me send this in. 543 00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:12,542 Just--it's not too late. Please? 544 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:15,719 Look, just tell me that this is never gonna happen again 545 00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,765 and we can forget the whole thing. 546 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:22,117 [sighs] 547 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,510 Okay. 548 00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:25,599 "Submit." 549 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,820 Ugh. It's not going through. 550 00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:32,780 - Stinks for you up the wazoo. 551 00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,391 - What is wrong with this thing? 552 00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:41,005 - Are you logged in as Admin? - Yes, obviously. 553 00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:43,399 - Well, sometimes it helps to uncheck all the boxes 554 00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:45,314 and then check them again. I don't know why it does that. 555 00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:49,623 - You mean, like, clear all or manually uncheck each box? 556 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,364 - No, I mean like... 557 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,453 Okay, well, first of all, you got the wrong violation 558 00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:54,932 from the pull down menu. 559 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,760 - What? I thought I selected the right one. 560 00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:58,109 - Yeah, but sometimes if you hit a key 561 00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,416 it accidentally resets. Just start over. 562 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:03,027 - Okay. - "Glenn Sturgis." 563 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,987 - So we will start with just this store but eventually 564 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,337 we'll recruit employees from other stores, 565 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,860 and it just builds from there. 566 00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:13,212 So it could go national or even international. 567 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:16,127 - Or past that. - Um, yeah. 568 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:17,825 - So whatcha guys doing over here? 569 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,348 - We're starting an environmental group. 570 00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:22,525 The Green Posse. - We haven't settled on that. 571 00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:23,831 - So kind of like Cheyenne's group? 572 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,268 - Well, yes, but there is room 573 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,139 for more than one group, you know? 574 00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:30,751 There's plenty of work to be done, and we are a little more 575 00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:32,579 about taking direct action, you know? 576 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:33,754 Getting our hands dirty. 577 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,146 - Let me guess. Jonah's in charge? 578 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,758 - No, no, no, no. I mean-- 579 00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,847 We're--it's more of, like, a collective action 580 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,415 kind of a thing. - You said you were in charge. 581 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,155 - Yeah--yeah, I did. 582 00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:46,810 But I--but I--but that's-- I said that because 583 00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,551 somebody, you know, has to be in charge, 584 00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,988 and I'm kind of like the-- I'm the reluctant leader. 585 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:52,729 You know, it could be anybody. - I'll do it. 586 00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,296 - Absolutely not. 587 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,124 - What do you do when an employee wants to change 588 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,865 their emergency contact info? - Don't tell me. 589 00:20:57,908 --> 00:20:59,475 Justine's fighting with her mom again? 590 00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:01,912 - Yes. They have a really complicated relationship. 591 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,350 - They are the strangest pair. Have you met her sisters? 592 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,829 - No. - They are-- 593 00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:07,178 - Don't tell me Justine's the normal one. 594 00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:08,919 - No, Justine's the normal one. 595 00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:10,486 - Aww, that's nice. 596 00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:11,705 Looks like they patched things up. 597 00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,054 - It's not nice. 598 00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:15,317 You have no idea what nice is, idiot! 599 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:16,927 - What the--