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PAIGE: 'Previously on
The Real Housewives Of Cheshire...'

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JONTE: Perfect position.

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You've done plenty of dogs
over the years, love.

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So this is no different,
so get your lips wrapped round it.

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Hot James, we call him.
Hot James.

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Is that his new name?
That's his new name.

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Sheena said that she's tried
to get closer to you.

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How?! Don't listen to other people.

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Use your own judgement.
But I am cautious.

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I thought our friendship
was more than it was.

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So, you're another one that's just
happy just to be quite wary.

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Cos that's how it feels.
Yeah, it is making me wary.

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Wary of what?
Of you!

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But I'm actually gonna invite you
to my diamond soiree.

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Don't want any Butlin vibes.

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THEY GASP
And no see-through catsuits.

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That's aimed at Nermina.

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No-one sends out invites like that.

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Yes. You don't think how
other people are going to feel.

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Do you not understand my opinion on
the matter? Cos there's two sides.

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I've apologised to her.
You sent the invite to me.

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It ends there. With you, it ends.

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'I'm a queen bee,
and I've got a sting in my tail.'

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'Cheshire's in my blood,
but don't make it boil.'

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'I'll pray for peace,
but I'm ready for war.'

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'I might be younger,
but I wasn't born yesterday.'

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'I don't have time for gossip.
I'm too busy building an empire.'

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'Cheshire's my playground,

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'and I'll give you
the ride of your life.'

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♪ Livin' like a billionaire

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♪ Whoa, oh-oh-oh... ♪

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These all make beautiful presents.

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Diamond studs, classics?

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May be the one?
Oh, sod it.

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I'm just gonna do it.
Give me seven of those.

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Thank you.
You're welcome.

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♪ Like a what? Billionaire
Like a what? Billionaire

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♪ Livin' like a billionaire... ♪

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Look at you. Got it all
under control. This is what I love.

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SHANE: I'm grand.

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You do do a good breakfast,
though, babe.

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It's too early for wine, isn't it?

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Champagne? Shall we have a glass?
Shall we wait till Seema comes?

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If she wants one,
we'll get a glass.

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PAIGE: Right, hold your horses.

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BOTH SCREAMING

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You are a thrill-seeker!

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We've got to make this fun,
don't we? Yeah.

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Full speed.
Whoo! You can do it!

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BOTH SCREAMING

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Oh, my God! That's it.
And that's more like it.

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Putting your foot down,

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whizzing us about
like we're in Alton Towers,

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is not quite the etiquette that
these people want on the greens.

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We can let
those ladies hit their balls,

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and we will not be
an obstruction to them.

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So, golf etiquette
is not get in the way? Yes.

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BALL THWACKS
Wow!

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Do you clap?
Is that what you do?

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No, no, no.
Oh, it's gone in the water.

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I wouldn't be clapping.
I would've clapped...

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You've put her off, Paige.

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Can the earth just swallow me up?

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'The golfer
is absolutely frickin' mortified.'

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Paige, not the time, not the place.

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How are wedding plans going?

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I showed David two dresses
that I want to get married in.

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Oh! He said he doesn't want loads
of fuss and loads of razzmatazz.

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Like, "Ampika,
I just want it really low-key."

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Yeah. "Just you and I,
two witnesses, that's it."

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He said, "I really struggle.
I've never proposed to anyone."

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Oh! He said, "So
it's such a big thing for me..."

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Yeah.
"..to make this commitment."

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I am super excited

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because I've waited a long time
for this moment.

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'If I had it my way, I'd have
more of a circus type of feel.'

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But as it's David,
I'll let him have his way,

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cos ultimately, I'm getting wed.

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So, you're gonna go back.

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Keep looking at the ball,
and then go right through.

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Don't let go of the club, Paige.

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Whoo!
Whoo!

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Right, OK. You... You missed.

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There we go.

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Whoo!
Ooh! That's called a skimmer.

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Oh, never mind.
It's gone for a swim.

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It's boring, this, isn't it?

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Whoo!
Ooh! Hit the golf cart.

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I have tried a lot of sport,
but golf is not for me.

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Ooh!

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Oh!
Oh, so close!

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Agh!
Third time lucky!

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Whoo!
Whoo!

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BOTH: High five! Whoo!

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Seema's last week in Cheshire.

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I can't believe it.
It's flown, hasn't it? I know.

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I'm thinking that we maybe do, like,
a really big leaving party.

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Like, glamorous leaving party.

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I've even thought of a place where
we can go, and it's very grand.

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OK.
What about a leaving present?

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I'll do that. Maybe a cute necklace
or bracelet, but I just think...

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Jewellery. Yeah, she loves that.
...just think sweet.

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'I am still really sad
that my bestie, Seema,

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'is leaving Cheshire
to go and live in Dubai.'

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But I have come to terms with it.

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And now I am determined to give her
the biggest and best send-off ever.

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I wanna do maybe, like,
some kind of desert survival kit.

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She's not going on a hen party.
She's going to live in Dubai.

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I know, I thought it'd be funny.

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Trying to think of funny things.
That's ridiculous.

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Desert survival kit? I'm not leaving
Rachel to organise this on her own.

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She'll be getting penis straws next.

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But, I mean, if anything,
a nice bikini.

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A nice bikini?
I hate tacky shit, you know me.

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Not that I'm calling you tacky
right now. However...

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I'm definitely not tacky, darling.
No, you're not.

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Lauren! Tacky, me?

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It's just a bit of humour.
You'll see.

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Hi, girls!
Hello!

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You OK?

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I have only got a few days left
in Cheshire.

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'This is exactly what I've needed.'

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And I'm just gonna go
and have some fun with my girls.

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So, how's the packing going?

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Cos we're keeping the house...
Yes.

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...I feel like
I'm just going on holiday,

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so I just have to pack a few bits.

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Gonna get a new wardrobe there?

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Maybe.
Oh, my goodness!

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You're gonna live in a hotel
for a year. That's my dream.

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I know. I just literally can't wait.

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And you're gonna come
and stay with me.

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Yeah. We need to get
our flights booked. Yeah, yeah.

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Now it's getting closer,
my stomach's in knots.

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It's such a weird feeling
that I'm experiencing at the moment.

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I'm happy, but I kind of feel
a bit anxious about leaving.

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So, who's more excited to go?

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You or Sandeep?
Sandeep, for sure.

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Is he?
Yeah, he can't wait. Yeah.

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Him, the boys, so excited.
Yeah.

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Hi, girls!

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Oh!
LAUREN SQUEALS

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Oh, how are you?

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Ester Dee! Oh, my gosh!

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This woman completely has my heart.

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But how's married life?
Oh, good! No, but...

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How's Mr Dee?
I'm not getting divorced.

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We are happily married.
Good, good.

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I'm not pregnant.

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So, we've just become
a very normal couple.

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Married couple.
Yeah, and I... I do enjoy it.

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Nice.
She looks happier. Look at her.

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Yeah, when you get to that stage,
you kind of feel that you're secure.

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You know where your life's going.
Yes.

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Unlike us two.
Unlike us two.

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So, Dad, when are you next
taking me out for my lesson?

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Right after breakfast. Perfect.
There you go, darling.

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Fill your belly up first.
Thank you.

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Are you enjoying your lessons?
I can't wait for, like,

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the freedom of being able
to go out whenever I want.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not having to rely
on you guys to take me places.

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I can't wait
till you can take me places.

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KEAVY: Morning!
TARA: Morning!

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Hello!
How are you?

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Shane's sisters, Keavy and Tara,

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live just walking distance
from us,

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and they are joining us
this morning

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cos Shane's cooking up
an Irish breakfast.

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It's so funny. This is not how we
had gatherings when we were little.

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It was absolute carnage
in our house, wasn't it?

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Yeah. Free-for-all.

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The majority of Shane's sisters
were also in the music industry.

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'Keavy was a part of B*Witched,

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'and Tara was also
in a pop band called Fab.'

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There is a whole heap of talent
in that family.

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When we were little, performance was
part of our life, wasn't it? Yeah.

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Poor Shane was probably dragged
into it more than wanting to do it,

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and all we ever did
was play musicals.

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We did. He knows all the words.

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That's why he knows
every single musical.

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I'll give you that one.
Yeah, you did.

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You do.
He was really tolerant.

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The main thing is,
I have five sisters.

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I'm the only boy.
The hand-me-downs were awful.

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THEY LAUGH

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When Shane came home,
saying he was in a boy band,

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it was like, "What?!"
THEY LAUGH

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I remember going to the first show,

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and it was brilliant to watch
from the very beginning.

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Yeah, it was.

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To obviously now,
after your entire amazing career,

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and now youse are doing a stadium,
and we're joining!

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KEAVY SQUEALS
Oh, I can't wait!

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So excited.
I know. It's gonna be so exciting.

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These upcoming Boyzone gigs,

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Shane's sisters
that were in B*Witched

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are also gonna be supporting them,
so it's gonna be a Lynch-fest.

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We weren't meant
to go on tour ever again.

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We weren't meant to do any of this.

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It was the documentary, and people
said, "Please do something."

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We went, "OK,
let's get our heads together."

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I'm really looking forward
to the girls

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being able to see their dad
in a different light.

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They're used to their dad

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who drives them everywhere,
makes them breakfast,

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but he's gonna be on stage
in front of thousands.

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My two wanna go into
entertainment industry.

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Mm-hm. I didn't really push them
to do any kind of acting or...

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It was something that I possibly
even steered them away from.

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As a kid, you know,
I always wanted to perform.

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Only really this year,
it kind of came to me that, like,

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I can do that, and go into,

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cos I can't see myself
doing anything else.

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Anything else. I'm always trying
to sing with these two.

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I'm always like,
"Come on, let's do a duet."

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THEY LAUGH
We can do it!

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At the dinner table sometimes,
they'll just start harmonising,

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and they're like, "Join in!"

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Everybody gets embarrassed
by their parents.

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And how about your auntie?
Just cool?

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No embarrassment about me.
No, it's just cool.

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So, who's this gentleman?

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He's a guy I met a few months ago

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when I went to Wales,
funnily enough.

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Wales? And he lives there,
and he's really cute.

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He owns nightclubs,
works for himself.

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Things are going really well
with James,

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and I think I might be ready
to introduce him to the girls.

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Lauren, er, blossomed,
so he must do something right.

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You look very glammed.
Well, she's probably having sex now.

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Yeah, lots of it.
Yeah, you still like?

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I love sex, don't you?
No, I do. But sometimes, it goes...

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My age, you lose it.

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I haven't had it since last year!
No, girls.

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You do, you switch off.
You switch off.

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00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,479
Because it's like cobwebs.
You know, you look.

237
00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,479
Don't always do it.
It's like anything.

238
00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,959
You can have Champagne and caviar
every day, it's boring.

239
00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:54,959
LAUGHTER

240
00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,960
Oh, someone's phone ringing.
Ooh, sorry! Yeah.

241
00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,959
PHONE RINGING
Who is it?

242
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,959
Sandeep.
No!

243
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,959
Oh, stop it!
SQUEALING

244
00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:04,959
Dawn!

245
00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:07,959
'Hi, everybody!'
Oh, my God, how are you?

246
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,799
'I'm just a little bit hot.'

247
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,319
Has she got a beer?
LAUREN LAUGHS

248
00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,959
'No, I've got Champagne,
my darling.'

249
00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,799
Ah!
I leave next week.

250
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,959
'Are you excited?'
When I see that sun and everything.

251
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:20,959
But I am gutted cos I'm gonna miss
the girls. I'm so jealous.

252
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:23,959
'Been here four-and-a-half years
now. Best thing I've ever done.'

253
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,959
Oh! 'You will absolutely love it,
Seema, honestly.'

254
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,959
This is so bittersweet,
leaving my girlies.

255
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:33,959
The memories we've actually made
over the years are unreal.

256
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:37,959
I just figured that today,
we'd all run as big tits.

257
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,959
LAUGHTER
Come on. Come on, you bunch of tits.

258
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,959
ALL: Three, two, one.

259
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,959
CHEERING,
KLAXON BLARES

260
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,959
'Since I've lived here,
I've never exercised

261
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,959
'and played so many sports
and drank less alcohol.'

262
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,999
You'd have been dead if you'd
stayed here in the UK with me.

263
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,959
'Come on, let's... let's...
compare stomachs and waistlines.'

264
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,959
Oi, don't be horrible, you!

265
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,959
I'm glad to see
the mouth hasn't changed.

266
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,999
The stomach might have done,
but the gob hasn't.

267
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,959
I'm so happy
you're coming over, Seema.

268
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,959
Oh, we're gonna have so much fun.

269
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:12,959
I'm really happy that Seema's got
Dawn there when she goes to Dubai.

270
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:13,999
God help her!

271
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,959
'I actually am a bit jealous
I'm not with all you girls today.'

272
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,799
ALL: Aw!
We wish you were here.

273
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:19,959
And we wanna be with you.

274
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,959
SEEMA: And we'll celebrate
when we come over, yeah?

275
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,959
Oh, gorgeous.
'I can't wait.'

276
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,959
All right, love. Love you!
'Love you all!'

277
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,960
Bye, darling! See you later!
Love to you.

278
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,959
♪ Too hot to handle
Baby, that's me

279
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,959
♪ We heatin' up
With that one, two, three

280
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,959
♪ Y'all better listen

281
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,959
♪ Hear the crowd screaming out
Go get 'em... ♪

282
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,959
I've had some dodgy Botox.

283
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:41,959
STYLIST: Oh, have you?
I can't smile.

284
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,959
Where did you get that?
Near up to here?

285
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,959
Oh, girlies!

286
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,959
Hello!
Look at you! You look beautiful.

287
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,959
I have a hair extension brand,

288
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:53,639
and today is the launch
of my hair care range

289
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,639
in a local beauty salon.

290
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,959
And I'm gonna be trying my products
on the girls. Ooh!

291
00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,639
I am so excited.

292
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,959
Do you think I look like a dentist?
No. No!

293
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,959
You look like a boss bitch.
Oh, thank you kindly.

294
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,959
You do. You look amazing.
Do you like my new fringe?

295
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,959
I do. Can I have one put in?
Yeah.

296
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:09,959
What have you got for me?

297
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,639
We're gonna give you a new look.
I'm not good with them.

298
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,480
Be open to it. Be open to it.
You might like it.

299
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,959
No, but look at my face.

300
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,159
Ooh, that is so...
Look, when I laugh.

301
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,639
Oh, stop it. It's not recovered yet.

302
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,959
Have you done it?
I did a little course on that.

303
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,799
I did lips.
Did you?

304
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,159
I'd never do it again.
I've just got a bad face, like...

305
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,639
You've got a great face.

306
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,959
Maybe you should stop sticking
so many injections in it.

307
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:39,639
♪ We on a mission
They won't know... ♪

308
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,639
Hi!
Hi!

309
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,479
♪ Get in position, go get 'em! ♪

310
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,959
NERMINA: I'm really excited
to be here.

311
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,959
And I can't wait for you
to wash Rachel's hair.

312
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:48,959
Come on.

313
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,479
Now I'm worried.
Tan's washing my hair.

314
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:51,959
Come on.
Oh, my goodness!

315
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,959
I don't even wash my own hair.

316
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,959
Am I making a big mistake?
Am I gonna regret this?

317
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,959
Ooh! Hey!
LAUGHING

318
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,959
Put your gown on, love.
Oh, I have to put my own gown on?

319
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,959
Interesting.
Here you are. I'll sit here.

320
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,159
RACHEL CHUCKLING
Oh, my gosh.

321
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,999
I can't wait to see this.
Tan?

322
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,959
Oh. Yeah?
That's quite tight.

323
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,959
Oh! Sorry.
RACHEL LAUGHING

324
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,959
Right, come back, honey. Come back.
Ooh!

325
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,959
Right, shuffle your bum back.
It can't go any further back.

326
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,799
Shuffle it. Shuffle it.
Ow! Oh, my God!

327
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,159
Why did I agree to this?

328
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:24,959
I no longer need a blow-dry,
I need a blinking neck brace!

329
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,959
Ooh! Me bra's popped!

330
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,959
What is that? Oh, it's my belt.

331
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,959
RACHEL LAUGHING
It's just my belt.

332
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,959
Lauren, what have I agreed to do?

333
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,999
Exactly what I didn't.

334
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,960
Oh!
CHUCKLING: Sorry.

335
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,959
Oh!
Ooh! Oh, come back!

336
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,959
Come back.

337
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:49,799
Oh, God. We've got
a make-up artist, don't worry.

338
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,999
Close your eyes.
MUFFLED: Oh, my God!

339
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,959
Ooh.

340
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,959
Tan!
Don't. Keep your eyes closed.

341
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,959
Oh, no, your hair's got stuck
in the plug.

342
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,959
What?!
LAUREN LAUGHS

343
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,959
Just kidding!
'Make it stop, please!'

344
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,319
When is this torture over?

345
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,959
There we go, honey bunny.
Thank God.

346
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,959
I think she's coming back
next week again.

347
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,959
I'm never coming back here
ever again.

348
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,960
I've never in my life
had my hair washed like that, ever.

349
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,959
Nermina, will you please appreciate
the puddle in this chair?

350
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,959
Oh!

351
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,960
There we go.
HAIRDRYER WHIRRING

352
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,960
Oh, she's wet at the back.

353
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,959
CHUCKLES

354
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,960
♪ I love myself

355
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,959
♪ I love myself
Love me like nobody else

356
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,959
♪ I love myself... ♪

357
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:44,959
AMPIKA: Wow!
PAIGE: Oh!

358
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:48,799
SHEENA: Look at that view!
Oh, my gosh, this is gorgeous!

359
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,960
This is our little oasis of heaven.

360
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,479
Is it nice?
That is wonderful!

361
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,319
Oh, wow.
Oh, you've got your own pool!

362
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,959
Own pool!
This is the norm for you, Ampika.

363
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,959
Do you do this every single day?

364
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,959
'I am very, very lucky.'

365
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:11,799
I have two pools in Essex
and a pool at my house in Cheshire.

366
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,959
I love the water. I'm a water baby.
What more can I say?

367
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,959
Thank you. Ooh!
Oh, careful.

368
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,639
Oh, this is...
this is like a Jacuzzi! It is.

369
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,959
That's the most glamorous
swimming costume I've ever seen.

370
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,959
You could actually wear that
on a night out.

371
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,959
It's so cute!

372
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,959
I actually like skinny-dipping.
Is this something you and David do?

373
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,959
When we've got
a private yacht, 100%.

374
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,959
Not every day you're on a superyacht
with your own pool in the Caribbean.

375
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:34,959
Absolutely.
Might as well make use of it.

376
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,959
Get absolutely butt naked
and do whatever the hell you want.

377
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:41,799
Well, I'd absolutely love
an invite aboard your yacht, Ampika,

378
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,959
but I'm not skinny-dipping.

379
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,959
I think people
do make horrible assumptions

380
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,959
about yours
and David's relationship.

381
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,959
All the time. And I think
if they just got to know you,

382
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,959
they would see
how much you love David.

383
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,479
Aw! You'll make me cry.

384
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,959
You're a right soppy pair
of buggers, you two!

385
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,319
I've bought myself
six wedding dresses.

386
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,479
I am a bit disappointed
that the girls won't see me

387
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,959
on my wedding day,
in my beautiful wedding dress.

388
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,959
But do you know what? I've got
a few sneaky wedding outfits

389
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,959
that I'll show them
just before the event.

390
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,959
Oh, my God, Ampika, you're so brave!

391
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,799
Yes!
Oh, no!

392
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,959
Our Ampika is crazy!

393
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:21,639
There is no way you're getting me
in that cold plunge pool.

394
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:25,959
Fucking hell! Oh!
SHEENA LAUGHING

395
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,959
SQUEALING: Ooh!
Oh, my God!

396
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,959
Oh, my God!
Oh, it's like losing your virginity!

397
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,799
SCREAMING

398
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,960
Oh, my God.
Well done!

399
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,959
I don't think I suit a fringe.
Lauren?

400
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,959
I used to be a hairdresser,
unlike Tan.

401
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:48,159
I was on, erm, £30 a week.

402
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,959
I've lost a ginger fringe.
Looks like an octopus.

403
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,959
What, is this a fringe?
Have you given her a calamari?

404
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,960
Does anyone know what they're doing
in this place? Be quiet.

405
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,959
What's everyone been up to?

406
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,959
Well, Lauren and I actually went...

407
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,320
RACHEL WHEEZES,
LAUREN LAUGHS

408
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:10,959
Hold on, I thought Tanya's fringe
was gonna give me Hollywood glamour,

409
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,959
not Shih Tzu chic.

410
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,999
I'm obviously trying to work out
this whole leaving party and things.

411
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,959
Seema and some of the other girls

412
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,959
haven't really been
getting on that well.

413
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,959
I mean, it's not been great
at the moment.

414
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,959
She's been crying her eyes out.
Everyone's been horrible to her.

415
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,640
She does not deserve any of that.

416
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,639
Seema was very quiet that evening.

417
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,959
I told her that, yeah,
I'm a little bit wary of her now,

418
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,959
but I'm not NOT speaking to her.
No.

419
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,959
Her party's going to be
a gorgeous send-off

420
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,959
with all of her close friends
and family. Good.

421
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,959
I just don't think it's a place
where anyone would want to...

422
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,999
I will... Don't jinx
the frickin' moment, Paige.

423
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,959
Well, yeah.
You need to stop being the firework.

424
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,959
You think no to getting
the other girls involved

425
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,639
in any kind of speech?
I...

426
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:53,479
You think they'd take it as a chance
to kind of have a bit of a go back?

427
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,959
I went over the other night,
and she was sat there, and...

428
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,959
Who, Paige?
Yeah, and she was like,

429
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,959
"I thought the girls
would have given me grace tonight."

430
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,959
Was this Paige's event?
Yeah. And I went...

431
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,959
Paige?
I said, "Are you joking?"

432
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,959
The way she invited us?
I said... I said the invite...

433
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,959
I said,
"You can't cause loads of shit."

434
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,319
No.
So, I stomped off.

435
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,959
Then I had to stomp back
to get Seema.

436
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,960
Aw, mate, honestly.

437
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,959
Then I stomped back
over to McDonald's.

438
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,959
We are the queens of Cheshire.
We are.

439
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,959
Ooh, f...!
Ooh, I told Phil I weren't drinking.

440
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,959
So, you two left as well?
I'm not proud of myself.

441
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,959
I think when you invite someone
to something,

442
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,159
you want them to feel welcome.

443
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,959
You know what the problem is?

444
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,959
It's the second time
she's done an invite like that.

445
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,959
And it's her way to elevate herself,
ask for support

446
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,959
but put other people down
at the same time,

447
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:43,999
and I've got a big problem
with that.

448
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,959
My whole invitation is getting...

449
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,959
every word is getting nit-picked,
and it's like, why?

450
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,959
It's pointless, and you really...
Defending myself all the time.

451
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:57,639
I get that Paige's invite went down
like a lead balloon.

452
00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,959
We've all moved on from that,
but what I will not move on from

453
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,959
is Rachel's behaviour
towards Paige on that night.

454
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,319
Unacceptable. End of.

455
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,959
What gets me is the fingers.

456
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,959
I will not have anybody...
SHEENA: What fingers?

457
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,639
I will not have anybody pointing...
Pointed in my face.

458
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,959
Was she?
Yeah, that's when Amir came over.

459
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,479
That's really hostile!
I find it really, really offensive.

460
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,639
Amir actually saw that,
cos he was in the corner.

461
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,959
All he could see
was loads of shouting

462
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,319
and her pointing fingers.
I don't like pointing fingers.

463
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,959
He came over and was like, "What is
going on?" We're at a party.

464
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,639
My family and friends are here.
The brand is watching. Yeah.

465
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,959
I've just finished a gorgeous speech
about why we're all here.

466
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,479
There's two sides to every story.
There's no helping you.

467
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,639
Why is my side less valid?
Let's send an invite out,

468
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,959
have a dig at everybody else
and hope they support me?

469
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:39,959
It's not...
And stupidly...

470
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,959
Oh, my God!
...we do support you all the time!

471
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,959
She broke Lauren's heart,
and, Lauren,

472
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,959
I don't care whether
you've accepted the apology.

473
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,999
I saw your face when the invite
was shown. They knew I was upset.

474
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,999
I'm really worried about Seema's
party, with all these tensions.

475
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,959
I just hope the girls
are on their best behaviour.

476
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,959
You can't send an invite like that
and not... Expect.

477
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,959
...expect that
people don't react to it,

478
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,959
then be like, "Actually..."
She does it on purpose.

479
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,479
Of course.
She does that on purpose.

480
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,960
No, she did it for a reaction,
and she got one.

481
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,639
♪ Hello, hello, pick up the phone
It's the future calling

482
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,479
♪ It's time to go, better move now
Don't stop, no stalling

483
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,959
♪ Ready to blow
If you don't move

484
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,959
♪ You get left behind... ♪
How are you, hon? Hola!

485
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,959
You OK? Seema, she's upstairs
getting her things together.

486
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:23,959
Hello!
Hi.

487
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,959
This is heaven!
Have you got anything for me?

488
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,799
Take what you want, honestly.
I will.

489
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,999
'It's really pulling
at my heart strings, this.'

490
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,959
We bought this house
in our early 30s.

491
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,799
'We've got so many memories.
We had the kids here.'

492
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:39,959
Doing this packing,
every two minutes,

493
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,959
I have to sit down,
I keep having a little cry.

494
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,959
What do you think of these, Lauren?

495
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,959
Oh, they're beautiful.
Try them on.

496
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,959
They don't look very comfy.
They're so comfy!

497
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,959
Are you a six?
I'm a four. Are you a four?!

498
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,959
Little hands and little feet,
but a big mouth.

499
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,959
THEY LAUGH

500
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:56,959
Look in the mirror.

501
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,959
Have a look, yeah.
Oh, Sim, they're beautiful.

502
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,959
It's actually hitting home
that she's going.

503
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,959
I can't actually believe it.
I'm gonna miss her so much.

504
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,479
Got you a couple of things, so...

505
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,959
Have you?
Yes.

506
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,959
OK.
BOTH CHUCKLE

507
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,959
Oh, I love that!
That's nice, isn't it?

508
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,959
I've not showed it Rach yet,
actually,

509
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,959
but I just thought
it was a really nice picture.

510
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,639
Yeah, that's gorgeous.
Oh, look at that.

511
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,959
And this one...
Yeah.

512
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:23,960
...just makes me giggle.

513
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,959
We've not changed!

514
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,959
Oh, look at your fringe!
I mean...

515
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,959
And look at me! But you
actually look really pretty there.

516
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,959
I don't remember you
being that pretty.

517
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,959
Seema and I met at school,
and from day dot,

518
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,959
we formed a really close friendship
where we could be completely honest

519
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,319
but never, ever hold a grudge.

520
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,959
You wanna box it off and move on,
and you know what?

521
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:46,959
That's so my style.

522
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,959
Well, I'm sorry
if I disappointed you.

523
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,479
You know what? Let's move on.
But you are Screaming Seema.

524
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,959
I am, and you better watch out.

525
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,959
Don't scream at me again.
I'll fucking knock you out.

526
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:58,959
Beautiful house.

527
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,319
We've been in here for
over 30 years, you know what I mean?

528
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,479
Can you believe? So many memories.
I know.

529
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,319
You know when you start packing,
that's when it becomes really real.

530
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,959
But I am stressed a bit
about this party as well,

531
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,959
cos I just think,
with everything that's going on,

532
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,959
I mean, are some of them
actually gonna turn up?

533
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,959
And you've had
a really tough time recently.

534
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,959
I mean, I can't actually get over
the fact you've said,

535
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,959
"I'm going away,
I'm leaving Cheshire,"

536
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,799
and then they've all started
with you.

537
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,959
With everything with the move,
and now the party,

538
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,479
I feel like my head's everywhere.

539
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:31,959
And, yeah, with some of the girls,
it does feel a little bit awkward.

540
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,959
But if I'm honest,
I'm done with trying.

541
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,959
I mean, you've really not had
a good time, have you?

542
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,959
I just don't get
what I've done that's so wrong.

543
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:44,319
I've created memories with
every single one of those girls,

544
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,959
so I really want them to be here.

545
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,959
I just hope they show up.

546
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,959
I'm not having any drama.

547
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:54,000
I wanna make this night iconic,
a night to remember.

548
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,959
♪ When the lights go dark
And you feel alone

549
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:03,959
♪ Take it by the reins
You got to keep holdin' on... ♪

550
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,479
RACHEL: 'Nick's back in my life.'

551
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:06,959
I know there's some people

552
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:07,999
that might say
we should both just move on

553
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,799
because it hasn't been
plain sailing,

554
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,960
but we just keep
getting drawn back together.

555
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,959
Did you choose this spot because
it's where we had our second date?

556
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:18,959
Six years ago.
Yeah.

557
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,959
Were you nervous?

558
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,959
Yeah. Yeah, course.

559
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,160
I think that was the first time
you kissed me, actually.

560
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:32,159
'When things are good between us,
they're absolutely amazing.'

561
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:35,959
But we do have some issues
that we just can't get past.

562
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:40,959
I thought the couples counselling
was actually very good.

563
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,159
I thought we were gonna go in,

564
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,959
say what really annoys us
about each other,

565
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,799
and she was gonna referee.

566
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:47,959
Yeah, that's what I thought,
to be fair.

567
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,960
But it wasn't like that at all,
and because of that...

568
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,959
...well, we didn't argue.

569
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,999
No! I... I did...
I was very surprised, actually.

570
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,959
But I think the problems
that exist between us,

571
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,959
we don't fall out
over day-to-day stuff.

572
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,959
It's only over the fact
that I want the relationship

573
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,159
to move to another stage,

574
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,959
and you're not in a position
where that can happen.

575
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,959
You know, I think it's important

576
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,959
to go to bed together
and wake up together.

577
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,959
You want us to live together.

578
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,959
Do you not?
No, it's not that I don't, but...

579
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,959
I can't at the minute,

580
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,959
but I still don't think
it's necessarily a bad thing

581
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,959
because, you know,

582
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,959
the time we spend together
is still quality time.

583
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,799
Yeah, no, that's true.

584
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,959
The therapy session
was really positive,

585
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,959
but we still have issues
that we need to get over.

586
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,959
'I just hope
we can make it work this time.'

587
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,959
I guess there's a reason why
here we are again

588
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:46,960
six years later, right?

589
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,959
What do you mean?
Well, come on.

590
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,959
We're not meant to be apart,
are we, really?

591
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:53,999
I don't think
we're meant to be apart.

592
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,959
I don't think we are.

593
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,959
I don't want to be apart from Nick,
but we've been here before.

594
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:03,959
And now the situation with the puppy
has just complicated things further.

595
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,959
The kids wanted to keep the dog.
What did you want me to do?

596
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,959
Fall out with them?
The kids are all adults.

597
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:09,959
None of them live there, hardly.

598
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,319
And you're the one
that's left walking it, feeding it.

599
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,959
Right, well, that's me,
though, isn't it?

600
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,959
Yeah, that is you. You're right.

601
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,999
You could have actually said,
"What on earth are you doing,

602
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,959
"turning up here, unannounced,
with a dog?"

603
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,959
That's not my character, so...

604
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,159
No, maybe that's what
you should have done.

605
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,799
You'd rather accept a gift
from your ex-husband

606
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,959
and say, "Bugger what Nick thinks."

607
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,959
If I wasn't patient,
I probably wouldn't...

608
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,159
we wouldn't be here, would we?

609
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,959
Plus the fact that I love you.

610
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,160
Do you?
Yeah.

611
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,960
Love you.
I love you, too.

612
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,319
AMPIKA: Do you know,
one thing I am excited about tonight

613
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,959
is to meet James.

614
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,959
I feel like I want to vet him.

615
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,159
I want to know, is he
a suitable suitor for the future?

616
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,959
Cos if he's not, unfortunately
Mama here's gonna have to...

617
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,320
grease his path
and swerve him to the side.

618
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,959
The age thing is bothering me
a little bit, I'm not gonna lie.

619
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,959
Oh, age gap is nothing.
Look at me and David.

620
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:09,959
I know, but yours is the right way.

621
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,159
Cos you... you're
a lot younger than him.

622
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,959
There's no right way or wrong way.
Is there not?

623
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,959
No, I don't think, no.
Are you sure?

624
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,959
I think if your lifestyles,
mentality...

625
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:18,959
You want the same things,

626
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,959
then you've got everything,
that's what I think. Oh, really?

627
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,959
You're making me feel a lot better
cos I am on a wobble at the moment.

628
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,799
This started as a bit of fun,
but the more time I spend with him,

629
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,959
the more I go,
"Actually, I quite like you."

630
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,959
We see it.
But that's not good.

631
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,959
I sometimes feel like I'm the bloke
in our relationship

632
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,959
cos I do all the serenading,
I do all the organisation.

633
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,159
I say, "Right, tonight,
it's gonna be a night of passion.

634
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,959
"Right, what we doing? I'll get
all the sex toys out, then."

635
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,159
Oh, no, not for me.
Literally, I get everything out.

636
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,959
I would never initiate sex.
I'm so vanilla.

637
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,479
I would never go
and hold someone's hand.

638
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:49,959
Would you not?
Well...

639
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,639
Oh, God!
I always grab hold of David.

640
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,959
He thinks I'm a pervert.
I can't stop touching him.

641
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,479
No, do you know...?
BOTH LAUGH

642
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,959
Can I just listen to that?
Cos it is James.

643
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,959
VOICE MESSAGE: 'Erm, I'm about
ten minutes away from you.

644
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:02,959
'I've poured myself a drink
for my nerves.'

645
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:03,959
Oh, bless.

646
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:07,959
Right, I've just told him
there's Champagne in the fridge.

647
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,639
You be nice.
I will be nice.

648
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:10,960
I only bite when you're nasty.

649
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:13,960
BOTH LAUGH

650
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,159
ROYSTON: Nick, it looks
like a cartoon character.

651
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,959
NICK: It looks
like a witch's cauldron.

652
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,959
But then again,
it looks very realistic.

653
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,000
BOTH CHUCKLING

654
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,959
That is AI at its finest, Lauren.

655
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,959
It does look good.
She looks amazing.

656
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,959
I mean, I'm not sure
she looks like that in real life.

657
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,960
BOTH LAUGHING

658
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,639
We certainly know we're at
Seema's event tonight, don't we?

659
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,959
She's 20 years younger on there,
do you not think?

660
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,959
That's not Seema.
It doesn't even look like Seema.

661
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,639
Is that Seema?

662
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:51,959
Wow! Seema's AI younger sister,
she's projected everywhere.

663
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,959
We're not gonna forget her
in a rush, are we?

664
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,960
Anyway, where's my eye candy, James?

665
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,959
This nipple keeps falling out.

666
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,959
Have I got to keep doing this
tonight, then?

667
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,959
That's your job tonight.
Right, OK.

668
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,320
LAUREN CHUCKLES

669
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,959
NICK: Is this your new man?
Yeah.

670
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,639
He's lovely.
You're looking amazing, isn't she?

671
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,319
You do. You're glowing.
You're really happy.

672
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,799
It's called Champagne and sperm!

673
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,959
And a nice man, yeah.
Oh, Mark!

674
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,319
How you doing?
Your face looks amazing, Mark.

675
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,959
Are you pleased with it?
It is very, very weird.

676
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,959
So, when are you gonna be ready

677
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,959
to go out with me and Nick
into Canal Street?

678
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,959
RACHEL: This is insane!
TANYA: Oh, amazing!

679
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,959
Beautiful. Rachel, just pull
this dress down a minute.

680
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,959
Where?
It's just stuck up my bum.

681
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,639
I'm not pulling it out of your bum.

682
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,479
No, just pull it down
at the bottom bit.

683
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,959
Oh, my God!

684
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,959
BOTH LAUGH

685
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,959
Come on. Try and look sexy.
Right, OK.

686
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,959
I've just got a problem with the
left nipple, it keeps popping out.

687
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,959
PAIGE: Oh, no!
James, this is Paige. This is Amir.

688
00:29:58,960 --> 00:29:59,959
You look great together.

689
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:01,959
Yeah, it was good.
Yeah?

690
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,639
I should be feeling really nervous,

691
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,959
introducing James
for the first time to the girls,

692
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:06,959
but I'm not, I'm super cool.

693
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,959
I'm actually enjoying his company,
so let's hope they do.

694
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,959
How are you?
NICK: You remember Erik, of course.

695
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,959
Erik is way more interesting
than me, of course. Of course.

696
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,959
ROYSTON: Very much so.

697
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,959
How loved up is Lauren?
Oh! James!

698
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,959
I know!
He's so lovely, though.

699
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,959
They're so cute together!

700
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,959
Are you good with everyone?
I've not really spoken to Sheena.

701
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,959
Oh, right, right. You know,
cos we had that little thing.

702
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,959
And I think... Other than that,
I think it's fine.

703
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,959
I think the whole thing happened
with the invite from Paige.

704
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,959
I think when you send
an invite like that,

705
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,959
you need to be able
to just back it up.

706
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,479
I call it Benidorm vibes.
Hi, guys! I think that was...

707
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,959
Yeah. Oh, there she is.
Oh, hello! Hello!

708
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,959
Look at you!
ROYSTON: Talk of the devil.

709
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,959
Miss Trouble herself.

710
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,960
We've just been talking
about the invite.

711
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:54,959
Invitation-gate
never gets forgotten about.

712
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,959
Nermina was a bit upset.
I thought we were fine.

713
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:01,159
Catsuit, no catsuit.
Classy, not classy.

714
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,959
I don't think
she should have gone there at all.

715
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,959
We've gone through this,

716
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,959
so I don't really understand
why we're going through it again.

717
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:10,959
I was surprised when I heard
that message on the invite.

718
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,799
Yes. "No see-through catsuits." I'm
like, why would you bring that up?

719
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,999
For God's sake, Nermina,
can you just let this go?

720
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,959
You are exhausting!

721
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,959
That invitation was completely
and utter tongue-in-cheek.

722
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,959
Now, I'm so sorry
you couldn't understand my banter.

723
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,959
I didn't get the joke.
You've taken it the wrong way.

724
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,959
Obviously, that's how you feel.
There's nothing for me to feel.

725
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,959
But it wasn't the truth
of how the invitation went.

726
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,479
My husband supports me
whatever I wear, if I'm...

727
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:36,959
I said you looked insane.

728
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,479
So I think
we've got to go back to that,

729
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,959
the first part of the conversation.
For me, it's not a big thing.

730
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,959
Straightaway,
Paige walks in the room,

731
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,639
someone's having a go at her.

732
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,959
Can you just please give the girl
a bloody break?

733
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,479
The conversation was,
you look great, Erik's missing out.

734
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,479
Shall we calm down the conversation?
Yeah.

735
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,959
That's fine, but you are
just talking, talking...

736
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,799
Well, also, you are talking,
talking, talking.

737
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,959
I thought we were fine.
I'm happy you apologised.

738
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,960
I am happy to move on and leave it.
Yeah. Mm-hm. Good.

739
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,959
Sheena came over to my house
the other day,

740
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,959
and we did something very special
for tonight.

741
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,959
So, Rachel thought
it'd be a really good idea

742
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,959
if we baked some cupcakes
for tonight.

743
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:20,959
Oh, dear!

744
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,959
The lumps won't stay.

745
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,960
That looks absolutely terrible.

746
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,959
For me and you
to spend time like that together

747
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,999
was what we needed.
Yeah, it was actually lovely.

748
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,959
TANYA: Hello!

749
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,959
Hi!
OTHERS SQUEALING

750
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,959
'Here she is,
our Lee-Lee-Leanne Brown.'

751
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,959
Didn't read all the way down
the invite, did you, Leanne?

752
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,959
Gorgeous. Was it meant to be
in black and white?

753
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,959
You look beautiful.
Black, white or silver.

754
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,960
Oh, my God, I didn't get that memo!
Lovely to see you.

755
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,319
SANDEEP: She's quite fit.
SEEMA: Wow!

756
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,959
You look really happy.
I am happy.

757
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,959
By the way, it's so hard, divorce.
I've not even divorced yet.

758
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,959
There might be somebody, a friend.

759
00:32:58,960 --> 00:32:59,959
Ooh!
TANYA: What? What have I missed?

760
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,960
A friend.
CHEERING

761
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,960
Seeing everyone in the room...

762
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,959
...and having Leanne here as well,

763
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,959
you girls,
I am gonna miss you so much.

764
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:14,959
Rachel and I
have got Seema a present.

765
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,959
Why did we not know about this?
Ooh!

766
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,959
OK.
Where's Rachel gone?

767
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,959
No, I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
Oh, no.

768
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,959
Not with the fucking cupcakes!

769
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,960
No!
What is that? Oh.

770
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:28,999
Oh!
Hurry up.

771
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,159
The way Rachel is holding
onto these cakes,

772
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,959
you'd think we're giving her
the Crown Jewels.

773
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,959
I don't think
they're gonna like how they taste.

774
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:36,960
They're gorgeous.

775
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,959
Thank you!
Very pretty.

776
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,959
I just...
Aw!

777
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,959
So, from diamonds to something
made with a lot of love. Yes.

778
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,959
Right? With you in mind.
Yes. Are they nice?

779
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,959
Lauren!
Look where those fingers have been!

780
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,959
OK.
SEEMA: Oh, there's pictures of me!

781
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,959
I'm not sure if I should feel
envious or grateful

782
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,959
that I haven't been offered
a cupcake.

783
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,960
Oh, my God, they're so nice.
Paige?

784
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,959
I'm sorry.
Oh!

785
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,960
Lovely friendship.
Thank you. I appreciate that.

786
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,959
Aw!
PAIGE MOUTHS

787
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,959
It took a lot for me
to say sorry, Paige,

788
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,159
but where's the apology back?

789
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,959
Whoo! Cheers!
To the cakes!

790
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,320
Yay!
Yeah, to Seema! Yes.

791
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,959
NICK: Tonight, you look incredible.
Thank you!

792
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,959
You're the best-looking grandma
I've ever seen.

793
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,959
Ooh!
Thank you very much.

794
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,959
TANYA: Leanne?

795
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,959
Yeah? Wait, wait, wait.
All right, I'm panicking.

796
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:36,959
LEANNE CHUCKLES

797
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,959
It's gonna pull your knickers down!
Wait a minute!

798
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,319
I'm panicking! Argh!

799
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,959
Why do I do this to myself?

800
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,959
Ah! Ah, ah!

801
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,799
It's like a rolled-up condom.
It's getting tighter and tighter.

802
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:49,959
Ah! Ah!

803
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,960
Oh, here.
TANYA SIGHS

804
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,959
Rachel just gave Paige
a peace offering. A cake.

805
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,959
That's so good. I don't know
really what to say right now.

806
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,159
I'm just gonna keep quiet.
Keep it like that.

807
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,959
You should take it
in the spirit it was given.

808
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,999
NERMINA: Hi there, ladies.
Hi! Hello, you OK?

809
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,319
We were just saying that, erm...
We were loving the moment...

810
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,959
The cake.
...when Rachel gave her a cake.

811
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,479
Yes.
She said, "Oh, I'm sorry."

812
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,959
It was a gorgeous moment.
It was a gorgeous moment.

813
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,639
But talking about apologies,
I think you and I...

814
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,959
I've been trying to have this chat
with you for a while,

815
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,959
and I don't know if you want
to have the conversation.

816
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,959
Sheena and I had
quite a big disagreement

817
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:27,959
at Rachel's murder mystery.

818
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,959
I'm gonna leave this conversation

819
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,959
cos I just feel like
I can't say anything anyway.

820
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,999
Yeah, I think you should, yeah.
Sorry?

821
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,959
I think you should leave.

822
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,959
I-I will decide it for myself.
Because I'm talking to Seema,

823
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,639
and you're constantly butting in
and getting involved.

824
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,959
I just really want
to have a one-to-one with her

825
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:44,959
where we can clear the air.

826
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,159
I feel like there is
some kind of awkwardness there.

827
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,959
And maybe you don't want
to talk about it,

828
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,959
and maybe you don't want
a friendship here.

829
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,959
Maybe you don't care enough.

830
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:54,959
It's not necessarily...

831
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,959
Maybe I'm trying here to,
you know, talk about what happened.

832
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,959
There was never one moment
where you actually said,

833
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,959
"Let's clear the air between us."
Yeah.

834
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:02,959
I think, at the time,
I thought we did.

835
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,959
It comes across quite dismissive.

836
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,959
Like, "Actually, I don't care," but
I don't know because you don't talk.

837
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,959
Someone needs to teach Nermina how
to have a conversation.

838
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,479
The lady does not let me talk.

839
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,959
There's never been any kind
of step forward from your side.

840
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,959
Please...
That's the energy you are giving me.

841
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,959
OK, but, please...
Look, you're going around.

842
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,959
Just get straight to the point.

843
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,959
Like, I actually just want to know.
Do you want to hear?

844
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,959
You're not letting me talk.
I would love to.

845
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,959
You haven't actually let me speak.

846
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,959
I would love to know because
that's why I made the effort.

847
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,319
Nermina, are you OK, hon?

848
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,959
This is absolute nonsense.

849
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:40,959
You said, "Look, nobody's listening
to me. I'm gonna go."

850
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,799
And I said, "Yeah, I think
you should," because I did.

851
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,959
But... And I think you took
that massively...

852
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,959
No, it was the tone. I said...
Oh, 100%.

853
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,479
The tone that I said it in, I meant.
It feels like you do not care.

854
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,959
I think we should form a friendship,
but I think if we just squash it,

855
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,959
move on, and start from scratch...
Yeah.

856
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,959
...how do you feel about that? Yeah?
Well, that's fine, yeah.

857
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,960
Let's do it.
OK.

858
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,479
'So fake.'

859
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:13,159
What I think is that
I'm going to walk away gracefully.

860
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,959
It just comes across
really, you know, not real.

861
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,479
But that's OK. That's fine.
OK, all right. OK. All right.

862
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,479
Jesus!

863
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,960
What on earth was that?

864
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:33,319
If you had to describe Lozza
in three words, what would it be?

865
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,959
Loves big cock.

866
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,800
Loves big cock!
THEY LAUGH

867
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:39,959
In three words.

868
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,960
OK, we'll start with a word.
So, immature.

869
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,959
Funny.
Yes!

870
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,960
And absolutely beautiful.
Aw!

871
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,800
SHE MOUTHS

872
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,959
♪ Girls, girls

873
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,959
♪ Girls... ♪

874
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,959
Hello, everybody, and welcome.

875
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,959
Please step back
so you can see the screen.

876
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,959
♪ Girls, girls... ♪

877
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:05,959
WOMAN: What now?

878
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,959
'Now for something special.'

879
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,959
Move over Seema's AI.
Let the girls have a moment.

880
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:15,159
'Yo, yo, yo!
Seema, come on, bitches!'

881
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,799
LAUGHTER
I love her!

882
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,959
'And you're going to enjoy
your new life. Love you loads!'

883
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:25,959
'Go live your big, best life.
God bless.'

884
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,479
Look!
Rachel!

885
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,639
We're just looking
at your tits, Rach.

886
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,959
No-one is listening to a word.
No-one's listening!

887
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,959
RACHEL: 'That's not underwear.
That's a top!'

888
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,320
Now everyone thinks
I'm doing OnlyFans.

889
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,959
'We just wanna say
we're gonna miss you so, so much.'

890
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:42,959
'Oh, my God, Sim,

891
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,959
'Cheshire is just not gonna be
the same without you.

892
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,960
'Love you lots, Sim.'

893
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,319
This is just, honestly,

894
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,959
a sign of great friendships
that I've built with these girls,

895
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,959
and I'll never forget them.

896
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,959
'Seema! Got me lollies out.

897
00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:03,799
'Erm, just want to say
good luck in Dubai.

898
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,959
'Love, love, love you!'

899
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,959
♪ All my girls

900
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,959
♪ Girls

901
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,159
♪ This goes out to my girls. ♪

902
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,959
I've been waiting
for this moment all night.

903
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:15,959
Sim.

904
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,959
SEEMA: Yeah?

905
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,959
Want you to promise me one thing,
that you will wear it every day.

906
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,959
What is it?
THEY CHUCKLE

907
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,960
Stop it!
SEEMA LAUGHS

908
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,959
We've got Paige and Sheena
on the butt.

909
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,959
SCREAMING,
LAUGHTER

910
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,959
And, Ampika, if you wish,
I could put you on the inside.

911
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,959
SHEENA: Hilarious!

912
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,959
"Oh, Ampika, as an afterthought,

913
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:46,959
"your face could go
where Seema's vagina goes."

914
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,959
Do you think I'm laughing?
Do you think it's funny?

915
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,959
Far from it, sweetheart.

916
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,999
Love that! Sandy-pops,
there was only one place for you.

917
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,959
SANDEEP: It's too high.
It's what? Too high?

918
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,960
Sandeep!
LAUGHTER

919
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:02,959
'Literally, my heart feels
so full right now.'

920
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,960
We just wanna thank everyone for
all the memories that we've created.

921
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,959
Ten years of my girls.

922
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,959
You are the most beautiful,
amazing people,

923
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,959
and I'll never,
ever forget any of you.

924
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:19,959
Ooh! Yeah. Oh, can I have a tissue?

925
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,959
All my friends, my family,
I love you dearly.

926
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,959
'It's really hitting home now.'

927
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,640
This is it. I am actually leaving.

928
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,959
I just want you
to have a little memory of me.

929
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,959
Hers are bigger than mine!

930
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:36,959
NEIL: I just wanna say thank you.

931
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:40,959
We've... We've become family
with all you guys. Aw.

932
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:41,959
I know she loves you all deep down.

933
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,959
The highs and the lows,
the smiles, the laughter,

934
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,959
the tears, the nagging,
the menopausal.

935
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,960
Love you all. Thank you.
Aw, we love you!

936
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,959
The only words to say
is let's party!

937
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,479
CHEERING

938
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:59,959
♪ Let's go! Girls, girls

939
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:03,959
♪ Girls, girls... ♪

940
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,959
TANYA: Aw, memories!
Let's do a sambuca!

941
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,319
LAUGHTER

942
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:11,799
I need you to know
from the bottom of my heart,

943
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,959
Sheena, I love you, and I'm sorry.

944
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,959
I don't wanna leave like...
You don't need to think about that.

945
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,959
Yeah.
From the bottom of my heart, babe...

946
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,959
I love you. We are great.
We're good.

947
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,319
Honestly, promise you,
no more apologising.

948
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,959
I do wanna see you
in that swimsuit, though.

949
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,959
Could have got
a better picture of me.

950
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,959
I'm gonna see if it fits.
LAUREN LAUGHS

951
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,959
Oh, my God!

952
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,959
Oh, my left nipple!

953
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:37,999
Do you wanna see you?

954
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,639
LAUGHING: No, I don't.
I do not want to see it.

955
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,959
You look lovely, earrings and dress.
Thank you, so do you.

956
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,319
You went for black.
I went for white.

957
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,959
We look like a chessboard.
BOTH LAUGH

958
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,959
Whose move is it next?
Well, let's see.

959
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,960
Sandeep! Ooh!

960
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,959
WOMAN: Lauren!
LAUREN LAUGHING

961
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,959
♪ You gotta do
What makes you feel good... ♪

962
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,959
Tonight, when you handed me
that cupcake, I was thankful.

963
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,959
That's actually really nice of you
to do that.

964
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,479
I thought maybe by handing it to you
and saying I'm sorry,

965
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,959
you might say, "And I'm a dick too,"
but you didn't.

966
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:09,959
You just went, "Thank you."

967
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:13,959
Sure, we're doing tequila
and sambuca.

968
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:14,959
I'll have a little sip.

969
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,479
CHEERING

970
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,959
I kind of walked away thinking,
"That was embarrassing."

971
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:23,959
It was just what you said
kind of shat on the whole party.

972
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:24,959
It wasn't nice, what you said.

973
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,959
I'm only pulling out
of what you said about

974
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,959
"make sure
you don't wear anything fake,

975
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,959
"and you wear
all your best diamonds..."

976
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,959
You said in front of the brand,
who I'm working with...

977
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,959
So, when you said...
Hi, ladies. Are we all happy?

978
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,959
Positive vibes?

979
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,959
Of course, here comes Ampika,

980
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,959
butting her nose in,
crashing the party.

981
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,959
We don't need your input.

982
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,999
No-one knew
you were dissing Lauren's event

983
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,959
until we heard it on the invite.

984
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,799
Now I'm actually getting a bit sick
of the same innuendos

985
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,959
that come out about Paige
all the time. Well, this is why...

986
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,479
Don't point your finger
at me, Rachel.

987
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,959
Can you make sure that you point
your finger down, not at me.

988
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,959
This is why...
Cos I find it really offensive.

989
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:02,959
I have not point...
Look at my hands. OK.

990
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,959
There was no pointing.
Right.

991
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:08,959
Rachel, I'm not a horse, you know.
I'm not one of your five children.

992
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,799
Stay out of it, then.
And I'm here...

993
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,959
Because Paige and I can deal with it
by ourselves.

994
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,959
...to be able to help you.
No, cos you've come two-on-one.

995
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,959
See? You've come two-on-one.
I'm not having a go at you. But...

996
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,159
No, I handed the cake...
It was two-on-one with Paige...

997
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,960
No, I'm not doing it.
Not doing it, not doing it.

998
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:28,959
Rachel, you need to grow up.
Come back here.

999
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,959
'I'm certainly not done
with you yet.'

1000
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,959
Rachel, why won't you talk to me?

1001
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:33,959
Don't follow me and start.

1002
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,959
Paige and I were having
a conversation,

1003
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,959
and then you had a problem with it,
so just leave it be.

1004
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:40,959
I haven't got a problem with it.
Leave me alone, because she...

1005
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,959
We were just talking...
I'd reached out to Paige. I don't...

1006
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,959
You're trying to start something.
I'm not doing this.

1007
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:47,959
I didn't think you were coming...

1008
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,959
Not doing it here.
Not doing it here.

1009
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,959
She seems a bit distressed.
What's happened?

1010
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,959
Nothing's happened. Nothing's
happened. We were just talking.

1011
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,799
'For God's sake, Ampika,

1012
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,959
'you're following me around
like a bad smell.'

1013
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,959
Not tonight! Stay out of it.
Leave me alone.

1014
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,959
Honestly, it's not like...

1015
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,959
Why are you so hostile towards me?
Hostile?

1016
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,959
I was talking to Paige then.
I was trying to explain.

1017
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,479
You're having a go at me
pointing at you, and I wasn't.

1018
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:12,959
Yeah.
I don't have a problem with you.

1019
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,959
SEEMA: Girls!
Hi!

1020
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,959
We've had a gorgeous,
gorgeous night.

1021
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:20,959
The earrings, thank you so much.
Oh, girls!

1022
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,800
I'll just give you a cheers.
They are beautiful.

1023
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:24,959
Between you and I...
AMPIKA: Yeah. Yeah.

1024
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,959
...what's been the problem?

1025
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,959
Well, pointing the finger
at Paige when she was talking to you

1026
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,959
at her edit event.
So the finger pointing is a problem?

1027
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,159
And what a selfish BLEEP
you were tonight.

1028
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:38,160
You've done a swimming costume
for Seema. Where's my fucking face?

1029
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:44,959
Have you seriously
just called me that?

1030
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,959
That is disgusting. You are vulgar.

1031
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,959
My face should not be placed
near anyone's BLEEP

1032
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:51,959
cos it's too beautiful.

1033
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,959
Did you actually call me BLEEP?

1034
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,959
BLEEP, yeah, I did.
Wow.

1035
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,959
What type of a BLEEP goes
and does a really nice gesture

1036
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:04,159
and puts everyone's face
on a swimming costume as a memento,

1037
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,959
and then miss my face out?

1038
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,159
Like, why would you do that
to someone? That's BLEEP.

1039
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:11,319
I wouldn't do that to you, Rachel.
Wow! Wow, big words.

1040
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,959
See you later, Rachel!
All right.

1041
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,959
Ampika thinks
she's the queen of Cheshire,

1042
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,959
but she's nothing but common trash
that needs taking out.

1043
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,959
Rachel, don't think
you've got away with it so easily,

1044
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,960
sweetheart,
cos there's always next time.

1045
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,480
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