This will seriously push me to my limits.
limits. It is about facing what you can't
can't see. I
I want to throw myself into an environment
environment where it is like survive.
survive. That's mental! Woah! Oh my God.
Argh.
SHE
SHE SCREAMS This
This is such a scary place, guys. What
What is he like on a personal level? Boris?
Boris? Yes. Well...
I
I thought it was shameful what you did,
did, Nigel, shameful. They didn't want
want me to have the baby. Pig
Pig testicles! No,
No, no, no... SHE
SHE SCREAMS Camel,
Camel, goat and crocodile anus. Good
Good God, is this what it's come to? LAUGHTER
Jungle
Jungle life started with a bang. And
And the surprises just keep on coming.
Now
Now two of them face a feast they'll never
never forget. You
You need a strong stomach to survive,
survive, here on I'm A Celebrity... ANT
ANT & DEC: ..Get Me Out Of Here!
Hello, good evening, good morning, and
and welcome to
and welcome to a rainy Australia where,
where, after a couple of days, this year's
year's campmates are really getting to
to know each other. Well,
Well, most of them are. Jamie
Jamie Lynn still thinks Grace Dent has
has been in Hollyoaks for 28 years, Josie
Josie Gibson was responsible for Brexit
Brexit and Nigel Farage was in JLS. Poor
Poor old Brian Spears's sister, she'll
she'll get there in the end.
She
She will. LAUGHTER Coming up on tonight's
tonight's jam-packed 90-minute extravaganza,
extravaganza, Fred takes aim at Brexit
Brexit and Jamie-Lynn opens up
Brexit and Jamie-Lynn opens
Brexit and Jamie-Lynn
Brexit and
Brexit
extravaganza, Fred takes aim at
extravaganza, Fred takes aim atat Brexit
Brexit and Jamie Lynn opens up on life
life in the spotlight. Plus,
Plus, after decades of failing to win
win a seat in Parliament, we bring you
you Nigel Farage MP. The
The MP stands for "Munching Penis", but
but he'll take it. But
But before all that, let's rejoin our
our campmates in the middle of the night,
night, when they woke up to the wonder
wonder of the rainforest. The
The biggest wonder being, I wonder if
if I'll ever get any sleep with all this
this noise?'
It's been an eventful morning. Well, in
in terms of being in the jungle anyway.
We
We woke up, we were up at the crack of
of dawn, everyone had a rough night's
night's sleep, lots of crazy sounds. SNORING
The
The noises were mad! The noises were crazy!
There
There was one which, it was a bird, it
it was going like ba-la-la - that was
was terrible - it sounded like a monkey.
monkey. I don't think there are monkeys
monkeys in this Australian jungle.
Nigel,
Nigel, you feeling the burn? Yeah. Do
Do you ever look at people working out
out and just think, like, what are you
you training for? LAUGHTER
No!
What?
A
A spider on my bed. Only little. Game
Game over for you! How big is it? Only
Only little. That's a
Only little. That's been all over you.
you. You don't know what kills you and
and what doesn't out here. I
I know. It
It was the size of a 50p piece. The smaller
smaller ones are the most deadliest. So
So you could be looking at a spider thinking
thinking it is nothing and then all of
of a sudden you're dead. This
This is cool. Rice and beans. You are
are in the jungle now. I'm A
This is cool. Rice and beans. You are in the jungle now. I'm A
Celebrity.
This
This is such a scary place, guys. You
You were sleeping alright. Food-wise!
Food-wise! I'm not looking forward to
to breakfast. I'm not looking forward
forward to rice and beans. I'm looking
looking forward for Ant & Dec coming in
in and telling us who is going to do more
more trials so we can get more kangaroo
kangaroo front or back, because I'm grateful
grateful for whatever we get. Look,
kangaroo front or back, because I'm grateful for whatever we get. Look,
there's...
Don't
Don't make me laugh. LAUGHTER Oh God.
It's
It's edible!
COUGHING
Where
Where is your drink? Do you need a drink?
You
You alright? LAUGHTER
I
I have to say, I do prefer the sausages
sausages that I buy from my local butcher's,
butcher's, but if it is rice and beans,
beans, that's what we'll go with. WATER
WATER RUNNING
Come
Come on. I
I wasn't expecting to see Nigel Farage's
Farage's bottom so soon. I have seen worse.
worse. No, I haven't! LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER No, I haven't. Fair
Fair play to him. He's not shy.
He
He gets on in there, at least he is clean!
clean! No! You
You can look back now. No! Make it go
go away. It's gone away. Burned into my
my brain, though! Wow! Wow! Wow! Not
Not every day you see a politician naked
naked in the shower. I
I know. I know.
Josie
Josie got a fright. Good
Good job he didn't turn round, we might
might have seen the honourable member.
No!
No! LAUGHTER
We
We don't want to see that, do we? Now
Now I'm thinking of it. Oh
Oh dear. And
And Nigel's not the only one bearing all
all in camp. Jamie
Jamie Lynn has started to open up too.
Lovely
Lovely to see that from Brian Spears's
Spears's sister. I
I have to stop you Ant. Before
Before you embarrass yourself any further.
You
You do know that Brian Spears
You do know that Brian Spears isn't actually
actually Jamie Lynn's famous sibling?
What?
Who
Who is it? It's
It's her sister, isn't it? What?
Who's
Who's her sister? It's
It's Britney, bitch. Where
Where do you live? In
In the country.
We
We have 180 acres. It is like a ranch?
Yes.
Yes. Your sister is obviously a superstar.
superstar. You are a superstar.
How
How come the both of you made it? I think
think every family fights and has their
their stuff. I talked to her before I
I came here and we love each other. It
It is a lot... The
The both of you became so famous and big,
big, that is what I mean? My mamma, not
not in a cocky way, my mom believed we
we were the best in the world. All
we ever did was sing and dance and that
that was our whole household. Then I auditioned
auditioned for All That, and I was on
on that for three years before I was
on Zoey. I never watched it. It was very
very successful, was it? Yes.
Yes. And after I finished Zoey, I got
got pregnant and I decided to keep the
the baby.
I
I had a baby, the whole world was like
like you are a slut. Really?
Really? You felt it? I got pregnant young.
young. Your parents were good with you?
They
They had a lot going on. I just think
think they were just sad I was in that
that situation, but also it is your baby
baby having a baby. I had to hide away.
away. What do you mean? They were relentless.
relentless. The press? I was moved to
to Mississippi and hid, put... You disappeared
disappeared completely? I
I had 24-hour paparazzi on me every day.
day. They came and lived in Mississippi,
Mississippi, it was horrible. So, I was,
was, like, I hated it so much, I wanted
wanted to be normal. I wanted my baby
baby to be normal. Everyone told me I
I was going to be a horrible mom. I had
had to raise it by myself. She had a child
child at 16-years-old to bring up a daughter,
daughter, wow. I have goosebumps thinking
thinking about it right now. Wow. When
When you went away, you hadn't given birth
birth yet? No, when I went away, it gets
gets more complicated. When I first got
got pregnant, erm... Sorry, we don't have
have to talk about this. No, when I got
got pregnant, they didn't want me to have
have the baby. Who
Who was that? A
A lot of people around me. You have been
been amazing, what you have done is amazing.
amazing. Yeah. But... You have so much
much strength of character to do what
what you did. When
When I got out of that, I told my parents
parents I was going to emancipate them
them so I could make my own decisions.
What
What did you do? I
I was secretly telling her I was going
going to doctor's appointments and I went
went to see a lawyer. You become an adult
adult or free of parental authority before
before the time? Yes, so what I did was,
was, I told mom I was going to get gas
gas and I showed up at the house with
with a lawyer. My poor mom, we put her
her through it. That
That is proper teenage stuff. Then, she
she was, like, she didn't want me to do
do that. She knew that would mean I would
would probably marry the father's child
child and lose my fortune I had amassed.
She
She was like, just go. It was the first
first time in the world I had no-one else.
else. Did your parents come and visit?
My
My mom did. Of course. I don't know what
what is wrong with me, why I wouldn't
wouldn't take the easier route. I am proud
proud of where I'm at now. It is, like,
like, I don't know, I just am really thankful.
Welcome back to I'm A Celebrity... Get
Get Me Out Of Here, live from Australia
Australia on a Tuesday morning.
It's
It's Tuesday! I
I know. We are ahead of you. Right,
Right, it was always going to happen but
but talk in camp has turned to politics.
Here
Here we go. Kicking
Kicking off with Nigel's take on Boris
Boris Johnson. Evening,
Evening, former Prime Minister. You
You what? He's
He's not going to be watching. Why
Why not? He's
He's got a new show on GB News, hasn't
hasn't he? Has
Has he?! All their viewers will be well
well excited. Hi,
Hi, Keith. Hi,
Hi, Linda.
What
What is he like on a personal level? Boris?
Boris? Yes.
Entertaining,some
Entertaining,some smoul
Entertaining,some small doses.
Surprisingly
Surprisingly introverted. You see this
this big act, fluffing the hair. Is he
he quite a fumbler in real life or is
is that on the stage? He is one of the
the most disorganised human beings that
that possibly ever lived. The whole thing
thing is bloody chaos.
Shambles.
Shambles. I sound it so interesting to
to listen just to Nigel, just sat with
with him picking his brains and having
having a chat and it got heated. What
What is the benefit of Brexit then? For
For the country? If you were an average
average person from Britain, what is the
the benefit for them? To know we are independent,
independent, we stand on our own two feet
feet in the world. The thing is the intolerance
intolerance that came.
Brexit
Brexit was about immigration and I remember
remember your poster, which... I
I thought it was shameful what you did.
did. Sadly, it was absolutely true. What
What was the poster, sorry? It was a poster
poster of mass young men moving illegally
illegally through borders. It was about
about demonisingdemonising... No, it wasn't...
illegally
illegally through borders. It was about
about demonisingdemonising... Let's
Let's get back to the original argument.
Would
Would you like to do some washing up?
Yes.
Yes. What you campaigned for, is we don't
don't want any Europeans coming in. We
We want to control our borders. That is
is not no more Europeans coming in, don't
don't be daft. Don't be daft. What
What we have now is more immigration from
from other countries. The net figures
figures are off the charts. It
It is way above my pay grade. Grace is
is like do you want the wash the pots?
pots? Yes. I can tell where this is going.
Brexit
Brexit has been a big problem because
because of the red tape. Everything has
has gone up.
50%
50% of our product come from Europe because
because we can't grow all our food here.
here. We can buy food from all over the
the world. You have costed the country
country a lot of money. You are responsible
responsible for that. You are
responsible for that.
Partly
Partly responsible, not 100% responsible.
responsible. Partly responsible. I
I see quite a few people start to leave
leave and I was like, oh no. Then I got
got into the chat. Brexit is about one
one thing and one thing only. Being self-governing.
self-governing. We are in charge. We can
can get it right. We can make an absolute
absolute mess of it but we are in charge
charge and the people who make those decisions,
decisions, we can "hire and fire" at elections.
elections. The average person has lost
lost out. Partly
Partly because of what you have done.
done. They have lost out. They
They haven't lost out. We have all lost
lost out. We will have to agree to disagree.
disagree. Brexit was his entire idea.
idea. Right. It is his specialist subject.
subject. Like, Fred is not going to change
change his mind on anything. I would 100%
100% rather wash up than listen to another
another single word about Brexit. I was
was like, oh my God, I will put my head
head in that stream! Have
Have you got that out of your system now?
No.
No. Just having a conversation. I don't
don't think it is a case of getting it
it out of my system. I feel like you had
had things to say. I felt it. I think
think it's having a conversation. I
think that what's important for me is
is integrity. And speaking the truth and
and not kind of hiding behind facts
and just going from one argument to another
another and not facing reality. Look,
Look, Nigel Farage is in the jungle with
with me so we were bound to have this
this conversation. At the end of the day,
day, nothing is going to change because
because Nigel believes what he believes,
believes, I believe what I believe. It
It was only a matter of time. You
You are right. It
It was only a matter of time... Quicker
Quicker than I thought, though.
It
It was a lot quicker. Day two! I bet that
that is not the last we'll hear of it
it either. I wouldn't think so. And
And talking of votes, yesterday your votes
votes meant Nigel and Nella would face
face the next Bushtucker Trial. They
They make a good team, those two, Nigel
Nigel and Nella - you know what they should
should call themselves?
Nella-Gell!
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER Nigella. Nigella,
Nigella, yeah, Nigella.
Of
Of course. APPLAUSE Oh
Oh my God. Nella and Nigel, the duo we
we never knew we needed. I have never
never been so scared in my Life Stories
never been so scared in my Life my
my life with Farage. It could be an Eating
Eating Trial. Definitely
Definitely eating. You will do great.
great. I believe in y'all very much. The
The pressure. I'm so happy that I didn't
didn't get chosen. Thank
Thank you, thank you, thank you. How
How did we get here? I can't think why
why they picked Nigel and Nella! LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER What do you reckon my technique
technique is? Swallow
Swallow and don't think about it. Don't
Don't think about it. Is it the idea of
of it that is disgusting? Yes.
Yes. Or is it disgusting? It
It is probably the idea of it. I have
have had balls before. My dad does it
it all the time for breakfast. If you
you think sit
you think it's BLEEP! You
You have to be here to understand what
what it means to get full stars so you
you can have a proper meal.
What
What did you do the last time, five minutes,
minutes, keep doing that. They are talking.
talking. We will do our absolute best.
best. We are motivated. Yes. OK.
OK. Rose and Farage, let's go. Come
Come on, team. This
This is it! CHEERING
Go
Go on, Nella. Go on, Nigel. Nella
Nella and Nigel. Ant
Ant & Dec were stood right there. You
You going to do that every single day?
day? Do it every day. Eventually,
Eventually, it will get normal. They are
are like TV royalty over here. That is
is what I heard, yeah. I'm so nervous.
This
This is it. I'm
I'm going to try my best. Mind over matter.
Everything
Everything is mental. LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER Farage... You will be fine.
You
You are talking positively now. It
It is a big change from the other day.
day. She is going to do it! Yes. Hello.
Giggling
Giggling already. LAUGHTER
She's
She's a giggler.
Hi,
Hi, Nella. Thank you very much. Have a
a seat.
Welcome
Welcome to the Bushtucker Trial clearing.
clearing. How you feeling about facing
facing this one? Great(!) LAUGHTER What
What about you, Nella? I'm happy to be
be here. It is what it is. Would
Would you like to know what you are facing
facing today? No!
No! LAUGHTER I will tell you anyway. This
This is the Jungle Pizzeria.
This is the Jungle
No! LAUGHTER I will tell you anyway. This is the Jungle Pizzeria.
You
You are both guaranteed a slice of the
the action! Very nice. Pizza! I get it.
You
You will take it in turns to eat a slice
slice of pizza. You have to eat the whole
whole slice of pizza to win the star.
There
There are five rounds each. Ten stars
stars on offer to feed ten celebrities
celebrities in camp. You
You can pass on a slice of pizza but you
you can't go back to it. OK. Nobody
Nobody is ever forced to do a trial. You
You can go back to camp but you will be
be going back empty-handed. Farage,
Farage, what are we going to do?! LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER The question is: Who is going
going first? I
I can tell you it's Nella! You are first.
first. Ranger, can we have the first pizza,
pizza, please? Hot from the oven! LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER This is... SHE
SHE SCREAMS
Welcome back to I'm A Celebrity... Get
Get Me Out Of Here live from Australia.
Before
Before the break, Nella and Nigel had
had just sat down to an exclusive dinner
dinner for two in the Jungle Pizzeria.
Nigella!
And
And this one was guaranteed to be a real
real scream.
And this one was guaranteed to be a real scream.
Can
Can we have the first pizza please, hot
hot from the oven? LAUGHTER
This
This is... SHE
SHE SCREAMS It's
It's called a pepper-groan-i, right? It
It contains giant mealworms, cockroaches
cockroaches and it's topped off with scorpions.
scorpions. You can see one in the middle.
middle. You do need to eat everything
everything on the slice, including the
the base. Nigel, I need you to give me
me that mental help, as I'm eating. This
This is mind over matter, gas light, gas
gas light! Gas light LAUGHTER I know,
know, yeah. SHE
SHE SCREAMS
LAUGHTER
Put
Put it back on because you will only have
have to eat it. There is more underneath!
underneath! LAUGHTER You have touched
touched it so now you have to eat it.
Do
Do it! Three,
Three, two, one, go! You have done it.
it. You can do it. You are doing it. You
You are halfway towards the first star.
RETCHING
That
That was a big one. Calm
Calm down, you can do it. It's gone down.
down. Yes, Nella. Well done. APPLAUSE
APPLAUSE I'm a bad bitch! You are doing
doing well. LAUGHTER
Divide
Divide and conquer! Is there we go. Keep
Keep chewing. You have cracked it. You
You are there.
They
They are going to love you. Get
Get it down. Just
Just one bite. Let's
Let's go. That's
That's it! Chew,
Chew, chew, chew. Let's
Let's get that star. You are a star! You
You are a star! You are nearly there.
Yes,
Yes, you are. Well
Well done. This
This is easier than I thought it was!
was! Where's my water?! This is easier
easier than you thought?! Wow.
What
What was the worst bit? The
The worst part is crunching into them
them knowing what they are. Well done.
done. That is one star, one meal for camp.
camp. Nigel, something different for you.
This
This is... SHE
SHE SCREAMS
Is
Is a marghe-teat-a! A camel udder, and
and a sheep udder with a cow's teat. Did
Did you prepare this yourselves? We can't
can't take all the credit. Bloomin'
Bloomin' tough! Oh
Oh Farage! Farage! Does
Does look quite moist... Kind of creamy.
You
You have to describe it! LAUGHTER Is there
there a taste, Nigel? Not much. No?
No? We are smashing it. Well
Well done. Very
Very good. Jungle
Jungle Pizzeria. Two out of two so far.
far. Great start. Nella, back to you.
you. Oh my days. Farage... This
This is... SHE
SHE SCREAMS
LAUGHTER
A
LAUGHTER this
this slice contains duck tongue and snails
snails topped off with spiders and of
of course our sauce is made of cow's anus.
anus. One hopes you do enjoy. This is
is the anus? That is the anus. They blended
blended it as well? Yes.
Yes. LAUGHTER Ooh. My hands. Go on, girl.
girl. You have dropped it!
Difficult
Difficult not to.
Any
Any good? You are so strong, Nella. The
The person who was scared of everything,
everything, you are scared of nothing.
nothing. Very good. You are getting there.
there. It's a bit tough. It wants to come
come back up! Yeah. You
You are doing great, you know. You are
are doing great. There we go. Get this
this down to make it three stars. Nearly
Nearly there. Come
Come on, you can do it! Yes! Well
Well done. That's another star, another
another meal for camp. No-one is ever
ever going to marry me after this! LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER Nigel, over to you for your second
second pizza. Thank you. This
This is a feet feast! That might be tricky.
tricky. Sheep feet and goat feet topped
topped off with chicken feet! Right. With
With this one, you also get the gar-lick
gar-lick dip. A blended bull's tongue.
This
This is wrong! I
I don't want to lose any! Mmm. The feet
feet are a bit chewy. Mmm. Which
Which ones? There are three pairs on there!
Is
Is it a bit feety? Indifferent.
You
You are smashing it. Farage! I can't say
say I'm enjoying this one much. For me,
me, this one is off the menu! OK. He wants
wants it taken off the menu. We
We have four points, means they won't
won't starve. I see where you are going
going with this! You can't think like
like this. As
As soon as he downs this, it is two each.
Yes.
Yes. Empty mouth.
Four
Four in total. Can we have the next pizza
pizza please? This is a good one. This
This is ball's season...
This is ball's
This is
This
pizza please? This is a good one. This
This is boar's season! How many times
times you getting me to eat arse on national
national TV? We are going to scoop and
and eat, Somerton and Frome brains, some
some anus and the testicles and put that
that in there. As
As you can see, there's some sort of pig
pig souffle - we love it. Can I have a
a countdown?
Farage...
Farage... Five, four, three, two, one,
one, go!
Amazing.
Amazing. Good technique this for you.
you. How does it taste? Surprisingly it
it takes like raw fish. I'm OK. Can
Can I have a countdown please, Farage?
Five,
Five, four, three, two, one go! I thought
thought you would get all that in. No
No bother. Never
Never in doubt. All
All you have to do is eat that bit of
of testicle and then you are done. Farage...
Three,
Three, two, one go! You are doing it.
Try
Try not to breathe through your nose.
nose. Well done. Have a drink. Three
Three out of three, Nella. Five stars
stars in total. The next pizza, please.
Back
Back to you, Nigel. A special, this. This
This is a vege-scarian! It is topped with
with a fermented plum! You
You have got this. This
This is looking tough, this one. LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER You have got this Big Nige. Nigel,
Nigel, oh yes, Nigel! Yes. This one is
is horrible. Rank. Is
Is this staying on the menu? You must
must be joking. This is not good. You
You took the whole plum in one go there!
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER Vomit fruit, fermented tofu and
and fermented plums. This is the potential
potential to depress you for weeks. Good
Good God! Oh God. Is this what it's come
come to?! LAUGHTER There is a bit dripping...
dripping... That is the worst thing I
I have ever eaten! He
He can't speak, it is that bad. It was
was so awful! Oh dear oh dear oh dear!
dear! LAUGHTER Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
dear. Is it all gone? LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER You are over halfway now. Over
Over halfway. Nella, back to you. Ranger,
Ranger, this is a spew-yorker, it is topped
topped with one lovely Witchetty grub.
grub. You have to bite the head off and
and spit that out. All the rest is edible.
edible. This is fine. Mind over matter.
I
I know you can do this. You are a winner.
I'm
I'm going to do it. I
I need some time. What name is that? Why
Why Witchetty grub? I
I don't know.
Bite
Bite the head off, yeah? I have been through
through worse! Think about the Outback!
Outback! That is it. You can get the whole
whole thing in there. This
This is not a problem for you at all.
all. It might taste quite nice. I have
have never tried one. What is it like?
A
A lot of people say it is like peanut
peanut butter. Would you say that? No.
No. Almond butter? Cashew
Cashew butter? It
It is very salty.
Extremely
Extremely salty, runny peanut butter.
butter. Would you have it again? No. I
I need a small countdown. Three,
Three, two, one go! Three, two, one go
go again!
Good.
Good. There you go. All in. This for number
number seven. Yes! Well
Well done. Four
Four stars you have won. Seven in total.
total. Very good work. Brilliant. Back
Back to you, Nigel. Number eight. This
This is... LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER What is in it? Camel
Camel anus and goat anus, topped with
with crocodile anus. Good Lord. It
It is a slice of arse! I don't know whether
whether I have the bum end of the deal
deal here or not?! Oh
Oh God. Camel,
Camel, goat and crocodile anus. Don't
Don't look at me.
Ooh,
Ooh, Farage! Mmm.
Can't
Can't say I have tried this sort of thing
thing before. It shows how narrow minded
minded we are. I
I never thought I would hear you say that,
that, Nigel. No.
No. Can you differentiate between the
the arses? No.
Don't.
Don't. LAUGHTER If I do this, this is
is eight. It's eight. You have got this.
Two
Two little bits there on the plate. Lovely.
Lovely. Thank you. Eight out of eight.
eight. Pretty good. Can you make it a
a full house? Nella, here is your last
last pizza. Mamma
Mamma mia. This
This is... This is... Move your hand.
hand. Chicago-style deep fish! I can smell
smell it from here. Fermented mudfish
mudfish and beach worms. It is topped
topped with something new to the jungle
jungle for 2023. Salted and fermented
fermented sea herring. That
That smells like death. It does smell
smell bad. That thing here, this... I
I would hate you to go back to camp and
and say I didn't try the last one. That
That is it, just whack all that in in
in one go. You think this is OK? Yes.
No.
No. Sorry. I'm still a lady at the end
end of the day. I shall not - I'm not
not doing it. You sure? 100%
100% sure. I
I can't tempt you to try a little bit?
bit? Once it's gone it's gone. Take it
it away! OK. Ranger,
Ranger, don't take it personally. That
That thing was this long! No
No full house today. I don't feel bad.
bad. I have ate a Witchetty grub. You
You could make it nine out of ten. Yes.
Yes. The final dish. This is a Quattro-for-gaggio!
Sheep
Sheep penis, bull penis, crocodile penis
penis You get value for money in this
this restaurant. You are smashing it.
it. You are smashing it. You are doing
doing just great. Thanks. Yeah.
Yeah. You do this, nine stars, we get
get to go home... Just
Just have a good meal! Yes.
Yes. Go on, Nige, you can do this.
Have
Have you eaten penis before? Not
Not regularly. It's
It's a genuine question. People eat it.
This
This will not be top of the list. No.
No. You are smashing it. You are doing
doing so good, so good. Get it all on
on there! You are doing so good. You
You have got quite a bit to... Try
Try and tidy up that plate a bit. Very
Very good. I'm
I'm proud of us. We
We did very well. Nine
Nine out of ten is good going. I'm really
really happy. You can go back and tell
tell them the good news. We are going
going to. Hopefully, I don't see you guys
guys again. Have
guys again. Have a good afternoon.
going to. Hopefully, I don't see you guys again. Have a good afternoon.
Jungle
Jungle Pizzeria, nine out of ten. I feel
feel like we smashed it. They
They will be very happy. Yes. And I'm
I'm proud of us. Josie, come here. Marvin,
Marvin, come here. What is it? Come
Come now. Oh
Oh my God! How has that got in here? Dinner!
Dinner! I have seen a lobster with Fred,
Fred, a blue lobster. I would go into
into the creek on a lilo. I don't know
know if I could use the pool with lobsters.
lobsters. It is a tiny bit off-putting.
off-putting. Look, you have two claws,
claws, a tail. How
How has that ended up in the jungle? Everything
Everything is here. Fred is getting out
out of control.
Anything
Anything he sees, he wants to eat it.
it. We will let our lobster friend go.
go. I can't believe we smashed it, you
you know. Yes!
Yes! You're back! We
We got nine out of ten! CHEERING
Nigella
Nigella comes steaming in. It was nice
nice to see them come back with such positive
positive news. Camp reaction was unbelievable.
unbelievable. It was pure vibes. Table
Table for two, very romantic setting.
setting. I got four and Nigel got five.
five. He smashed it. He is so traumatised,
traumatised, guys. He had to eat an anus,
anus, penis... That
That was the least of it! Horrible.
I'm
I'm not jealous of Nigel and Nella's trial.
trial. Fair play to them, nine stars out
out of ten.
Unbelievable!
Unbelievable! I threw up in my mouth and
and I swallowed it. I went... So it filled
filled up and... LAUGHTER To think you
you are doing this not just for Nella,
Nella, who seems to be my permanent partner,
partner, but feeling you have done it
it for everybody else as well is a very
very good feeling. No-one
No-one is going to marry me after that
that trial.
They
They will, they will marry you even more.
The
The idea with the rice, let the water
water evaporate and mix it with the beans.
I
I will pass on this. Too much of a big
big lunch! I'm going to save myself for
for later.
LAUGHTER
Well
Well done. Well
Well done. Nella-Gell.
It
It is not easy.
When
When you look at what they ate - cockroach,
cockroach, anus, penis, feet, fermented
fermented tofu. Tour
Tour de France Nigel Farage has well and
and truly joined the tofu-munching wokerati!
He'll
He'll be reading the Guardian next. And
And the next trial is right around the
the corner, so who do you want to see
see facing this? One
One celebrity is on a secret mission to
to collect stars in an underground lair.
lair. The
lair. The security in this place is over
over the top. The further they go, the
the tougher the tests. Dry your eyes because
because there's No Time To Cry. Anything
Anything with a lair in it, that is good.
Looks
Looks good. The
The vote for No Time To Cry is now open.
You
You can have your say via the I'm A Celebrity
Celebrity App. Voting
Voting is free and you can cast up to
to five votes.
The
The vote closes later in the show so get
get on the app and get involved. What
What he said! OK,
OK, we'll be back in just a few minutes
minutes with loads more action from camp.
See
See you then.
Welcome back to I'm A Celebrity... Get
Get Me Out Of Here, live from Australia
Australia at... 7.54am
7.54am on Tuesday morning. Thank
Thank you, Declan. Now,
Now, after pouring her heart out to Fred
Fred earlier, Jamie Lynn was still feeling
feeling a bit emotional, so she took herself
herself off for a walk in the creek to
to clear her head. Oh
Oh my God! Oh my God, I didn't know that
that was you. Sorry.
You
You alright? Yeah,
Yeah, I'm fine.
Just...
Just... You OK?
Hey,
Hey, what's up? Just sad, I miss my kids.
Nothing
Nothing wrong, I'm just tired. Want to
to go for a sit down and chat? Yeah, I
I might want to shower, it will make me
me feel better. It
It really does.
Want
Want me to do you a bath? Hot water in
in the bath or a cold shower? I don't
don't know yet. I will decide. Jamie
Jamie is getting upset, she misses her
her children and I think she feels down.
down. It's been one day, but as soon as
as you take sugar, snacks, chocolate,
chocolate, your mood is a bit low. You
You OK? I'm
I'm fine. I'm just... What's up? I
I said have a little shower. We will run
run you a bath. It
It is nicer than a shower. It is warm.
warm. It is hot. Do you want a bath? Yeah,
Yeah, sure. Let's do the bath! We will
will meet you down there. Are
Are you doing it, guys? Fred, you are
are the plug man! It was a really - I
I felt really bad for Jamie. It was quite
quite nice to actually sort of, like,
like, be there for her and be, like, you
you are part of this team and squadron.
squadron. You want to hold it? I will
will hold it. I will go and get changed.
You
You need to have a continuous movement.
movement. Danielle, be careful. Well done.
I
I don't know what I'm doing here. The
The bath is like gold. That fixes everyone!
How
How cool is that?! You can sit in there
there for an hour. This ghetto is hell.
hell. It is awful. Marvin
Marvin is going to sing you a song. You
You will sing her a song. Is she in the
the spa? In the bath. What shall we sing
sing her? I will do the... Give me a beat.
MARVIN
MARVIN SINGING
You
You are a star #
# I want to show you who you are
# Give you everything you want and need
#
# Maybe your selection
# Show you the way love's supposed to
to be. #
# Baby you should let me love you. # Come
Come on! It was so nice. They were serenading
serenading me and bathing me! That was
was so funny. It was wonderful. I don't
don't think my husband has ever done anything
anything like that for me. It was so nice.
nice. Hold on, hold on a second. What
What the actual hell was going on there?!
there?! She sat in a bath and they are
are all stood around her singing and playing
playing the drums? Yes. It
It was like a renaissance painting. That
That is the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
And
And talking of singing, it's time to meet
meet JLS's number one superfan, Sam Thompson.
What
What the hell was that?! LAUGHTER Talking
Talking of singing, Sam Thompson has seen
seen JLS at the O2, at Wembley Arena.
And
And he's seen one of them having a dump
dump behind a curtain in the jungle. LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER Like we said, number one superfan.
Marvin,
Marvin, when did you first meet your band-mates?
So,
So, I met up with one in Oxford Street,
Street, he wanted to put together an R&B
R&B pop boyband, I said can you sing?
sing? He started singing to me, I started
started singing to him on Oxford Street.
And
And he said he was looking for a couple
couple more people. I knew Aston. JB was
was a friend and we all come together.
together. I started rehearsing, for about
about a year, we knocked on record company's
company's doors and no-one was interested
interested at all. We were about to call
call it a day and then Aston was like,
like, let's give it one more shot at X
X Factor. All worked out. Was
Was that the big break? Yeah, yeah.
100%.
100%. I remember watching it. It was really
really cool picking Marvin's brain about
about his history. What he doesn't understand
understand is that JLS was huge when I
I was first starting to go out and sort
sort of, like, get rejected from nightclubs
nightclubs and women. His band was a huge
huge part of my earlier life. #
# Everybody in love
# Put your hands up... # What
What is the dance to Everyone In Love,
Love, that bit? That is easy, mate. Come
Come here. This
This is really easy. Right arm up, one
one finger. #
# Everybody in love... # Feet
Feet together. And then... #
# Everybody in love
# Don't put your hands up... # We
We need to do more. I have seen you thrust!
Not
Not that song. What
What is the thrusting song? Is it weird
weird that I know that you thrust? Sam
Sam is a top bloke. His
His energy is incredible. I think he's
he's a bit of a fan of JLS, which is amazing.
#
# She makes me wanna... # LAUGHTER#ColourWhite
LAUGHTER#ColourWhite LAUGHTER That is
is hard. #
# She makes me wanna... # Three,
Three, two, one... Left, right, up, down.
down. Hello! #
# She makes me wanna... # I
I feel great. That wasn't easy. He
He was pretty good. We are working on
on maybe a tour when we get out of here,
here, Sam and Marv, suave.
To
To be fair, tricky routine that, the old
old left, right, left, right, up, down.
A
A lot of lefts and rights. That's
That's the intermediate version, obviously.
Not
Not for novices! No.
No. Nigel gave it a go. He couldn't get
get it. Yeah,
Yeah, he just kept going to the right.
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Welcome back to I'm A Celebrity... Get
Get Me Out Of Here. The
The vote for the next trial is closing
closing shortly, so make sure you get
get on the app and have your say. Right,
Right, strap yourselves in
Right, strap yourselves in folks because
because it's time for the return of Kev's
Kev's Deals on Wheels. Love
Love it here! And this one saw the brilliantly
brilliantly versatile TV presenter Josie
Josie Gibson joined by actor Nick Pickard.
And
And Nick's very versatile too, you know.
Down
Down the years, we've seen him in shows
shows as richly varied and diverse as
as Hollyoaks, Hollyoaks: Moving
Moving On, and who could forget Hollyoaks:
Hollyoaks: Later. THAT
THAT is what you call range.
That's
That's range. Watch
Watch out Robert DeNiro.
That's range. Watch out Robert DeNiro.
Hello.
Hello. Here we are. Look. What's all this
this then? Finger
Finger painting. Oh no. Hello! LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER Look, it is never going to be
be easy. G'day celebrities.
In
In today's Deals On Wheels challenge,
challenge, I have created The Bungee Painting.
Painting. All you need to do is paint
paint five masterpieces. If it is more
more after a disaster-piece you will have
have to paint another one. Paint five
five masterpieces before the timer runs
runs out, you will get 100 Dingo Dollars!
Dollars! Let's do it. Paint a snooker
snooker table starting position in its
its true colours. That
That one there. The
The green first? Green, red - Nick was
was on one, I was on another. We had to
to run and meet in the middle! Hang
Hang on. Come on. Come
Come here. I can't breathe! He had to
to paint my picture and we had to get
get all the colours right. The reds, screw
screw back... I
I couldn't breathe at times. I was worried
worried she was going to get catapulted
catapulted down the mountain. Oh
Oh no. It was hard to keep still. You
You had to pull yourself and then hold
hold yourself. We have to put it on here
here and see what they are after. I
I can't get it. There
There you go.
Right.
Right. Those balls are pink. Not the best.
best. OK. What the hell is that?! Here
Here we go. Disaster-piece! Oh no. You
You done well. It was so nearly there.
I
I knew the colours. Paint the Earth in
in its true colours. Green and blue. That
That was easy. It was two colours. Green
Green and blue. Reckon
Reckon that is good enough? We happy?
happy? I think that is good. Come on,
on, Kev. What do you reckon? Masterpiece!
Masterpiece! Yeah, get in there. Slow
Slow starter. We moved into second gear
gear then. LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER Paint a football shirt in its
its true colours. Newcastle United. That
That one is easy, black and white. We
We getting better? You are getting really
really good. Masterpiece.
Yeah,
Yeah, baby! Paint
Paint the rainbow in its true colours.
Paint
Paint a rainbow. Red
Red and yellow and pink and green, orange
orange and purple and red. Hold on,
orange and purple and blue. I
I have been teaching my little boy the
the rainbow colours. Red and yellow and
and pink and green... I
I messed the rainbow up. Orange and purple
purple and blue! The blue is at the top,
top, or red at the top? Red and yellow
yellow and pink - go from the bottom.
bottom. Red and yellow and pink and green,
green, orange and purple and blue. Oh
Oh my God. This is the worst effort. I
I can sing
I can see a rainbow, too. It is sing a
a rainbow, isn't it? That doesn't look
look like a rainbow. See or sing, whatever
whatever one it is. Disaster-piece.
Disaster-piece. We were way off. What
What is that song? The song is all wrong.
I
I can't believe that. Paint a flamingo.
flamingo. Nick wasn't very good at keeping
keeping in between the lines. Very well
well done. At the end of it, he was like
like Picasso! That is not a bad one. Masterpiece.
Masterpiece!
Masterpiece! Masterpiece! Yes!
Yes! And we have to do one of them. Yeah!
Yeah! We spend all this - thanks, love
love - let's spend all this in the tuck
tuck shop. Let's go and find Kev. They
They did it. Although
Although those paintings were an absolute
absolute mess, a proper eyesore. They
They were far from being a masterpiece!
masterpiece! Do we know what happened
happened to them? They're
They're on display in the Australian Museum
Museum of Art. They're
They're like the Mona Lisa to this lot.
Are
Are they? The
The vote is now closed and very shortly
shortly we'll be heading into camp to
to reveal who's facing the next trial.
So,
So, Nick and Josie had their Dingo Dollars
Dollars and now it was time to visit our
our old friend Kiosk Kev. Ah,
Ah, I forgot to tell you, he's not Kiosk
Kiosk Kev anymore.
He
He made so much money on the bike last
last year when the celebs got all the
the questions wrong, he's had an upgrade.
We
We have done all this work, let's go and
and see him. We have been in the rain
rain for hours. Come
Come on. So
So cold. I
I will keep you warm. An ice-cream van
van this year. Look at all those ice-creams.
ice-creams. Hello, Kev. You alright, mate?
Kev
Kev is... Cheerful
Cheerful as ever. What
What can we get for that mate, please?
please? Is this for us here?
That
That looks fantastic. He
He is making a call at least. PHONE
PHONE RINGS The
The phone! Somebody answer it. We are
are so excited. Rainforest 101. Nick
Nick and Josie have completed today's
today's Deals On Wheels Challenge. You
You must answer the following correctly.
correctly. What do you get when the add
add the ages of all the campmates together?
together? Is it 414, 404, or 394? You
You are 59, I'm 51. Grace? I am 50. 31.
31. 62 plus 32 would be - 62 plus 32...
32... I don't know, guys. 60, 59... Grace!
I
I have no idea. 394.
394. I'm happy to go 394. C, yeah? Option
Option C, 394. You
You are joking?! LAUGHTER No. We
We get nothing. All I wanted was a cup
cup of tea! I
I will give you a nice cup of boiling
boiling hot water! LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER Let's do some interior design.
design. I'd get a few scatter cushions.
The
The fire is up here. Hello. Yes,
Yes, mate.
Alright,
Alright, guys. You
You look miserable? It wasn't fun. Did
Did we get it wrong? You got it wrong.
wrong. These lot couldn't work out everybody's
everybody's ages. So they got the question
question wrong, not that I'm holding it
it against them. But it was just a bit
bit of adding up! LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER Do you know what the treat was?
was? It was stale popcorn. Popcorn?! Popped
Popped corn! Like in the cinemas, like
like it's a luxury. It is not. We are
are happy they are back in the warmth.
warmth. Nobody cared about having no coloured
coloured popcorn anyways!
Welcome back to I'm A Celebrity... Get
Get Me Out Of Here. We're
We're on our way into camp to reveal who
who you've chosen to do the next trial.
Get
Get off it! But
But first, let's go back to last night's
night's dinner. The
The main course would involve cutting
cutting up some meat, but the starter
starter was Sam butchering another JLS
JLS song. #
# Everybody in love
# Put your hands up
# Everybody in love...
# If you're in love... # Feet
Feet together. #
# Everybody in love
# Go put your hands up
# Everybody in love
# Go put your hand up
# If you're in love
# Put your hands up. # My
My guy, yeah. Felt
Felt good. More JLS dance moves tonight,
tonight, baby!
Here
Here comes dinner, Fred. Get
Get your pans ready, guys. It looks huge.
huge. The bucket comes railing through
through and everyone is looking up, like
like they are looking at baby Jesus. As
As a result of Nella and Nigel winning
winning nine stars in today's trial you
you have buffalo tail... I have never
never had buffalo tail before. But it
it looks nice. We are very hungry. It's
It's meat. This
This is where you step up, Fred! You will
will make something banging! Fred being
being Fred this, is why I love him so
so much, he looks at it and goes, it will
will have to be braised. I don't know
know what braised means. Want to do something?
Yeah.
Yeah. Can I chop? Yes.
Yes. Yes, I have a purpose. Oh my God!
God! They almost turn into cave men. I'm
I'm really trying to show Fred I can do
do this. I don't know... You
You have picked the worst meat... When
When you feel like such a useless person.
person. This will be so lovely. Dinner
Dinner tonight was a labour of love. The
The buffalo tail we had was so tough,
tough, it needed to be cooked for much
much longer than we cooked it for. We
We were so hungry. We are the most useless
useless bunch of girl this is show haefRz
haefRz seen. You
You talk for yourself. What do you do
do for camp? I have been getting wood,
wood, water, washing up. I have been erm...
Helping
Helping prepare stuff sometimes. LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER Sometimes. We ladies, we do the
the washing up, we do our bit. If they
they want to fuss over the fire and cook
cook a meal, then I'm going to sit back
back and let them. This is unbelievable.
unbelievable. A couple of hours, I think.
think. We will wait. We have vegetables
vegetables to eat to start. Thank
Thank you so much. Mmm...
Mmm... This is the Beyonce of corn! I
I have let them get on with it.
The
The boys need the meat a lot more than
than I do. Well done, brother. That is
is real - you have conquered it, mate.
mate. It was such a long cook, by the
the end of it the girls were asleep. I
I don't mean dozing off, I'm talking passed
passed out. Grace is the only one who
who stayed up. Grace was keen. She tried
tried it. We offered her seconds, she
she went to bed! Nothing worse than a
a tail that takes hours! Stop
Stop your chatter, let's get in there
there and tell them who is doing the next
next trial. There they are. Oh God. Good
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
morning. APPLAUSE Nice to see you all.
all. You know why we are here. The
The public have been voting for the trial
trial and this one is called No Time To
To Cry.
In
In no particular order: Nick,
Nick, the public have decided it's not
not you. Josie,
Josie, it's not you. Marvin, it's not
not you. Grace, it's not you. Danielle,
Danielle, it's not you. Sam,
Sam, it's not you. Jamie Lynn, it might
might be you. My God. Fred,
might be you. My God. Fred...
It's
It's me. It's
It's not you. Nigel,
Nigel, it's not you. That means Nella,
Nella, it might be you. It
It is between Jamie Lynn and Nella. The
The public have decided the person they
they want to see face No Time To Cry is...
Nella.
Nella,
Nella, we will see you at the Bushtucker
Bushtucker Trial clearing later on. Have
Have a lovely day, everyone. See
See you later. ALL SPEAK AT ONCE
I
I will wear a swimsuit. What
What are they doing to you? At least we
we will have a laugh. Or a scream! That's
That's it from us. We
We are back here tomorrow night at 9pm
9pm to see Nella face No Time To Cry.
Cry. See you then. Good night, everybody.
Bye.
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