[Whitney] Previously on My Big Fat Fabulous Life.
[whoops] Dad.
Dad is about to call Angie for the first time.
-Who's Angie? -My half-sister.
You have a sister?
Glenn and Jackie, you did something,
-which gave you... -Angie.
[Hunter] It's crazy that he fathered a child out of wedlock.
There she is, Dad. There she is.
Look at her.
[Whitney] We are meeting my dad's long-lost daughter
and my older half-sister, Angie, for the first time.
And Angie's daughter, Jamie...
If you treat me like a queen, we'll be okay.
So I can't even eat the food at my own birthday?
Did you think this was your birthday?
Why would we have just a your birthday party
when my birthday is the next day?
So Todd seems to think this is a joint birthday party.
-You're leaving? -Yeah.
I mean, this wasn't meant for me anyway, so it doesn't matter.
[Whitney] This is so stupid.
Where are you?
Met this guy.
He lives in Paris.
-I'm very, very interested. -She's smitten, Kit.
-I know. -Love.
Todd doesn't know about the guy.
Whitney has met a man.
Whitney's getting herself into another long-distance relationship
with another unattainable man.
-We've instituted a new policy. -What?
-A don't ask, don't tell. -Wow.
-Okay. -I was like, are we in an open relationship?
That's the definition of an open relationship.
Logically and practically, I have no idea
how it would work,
but I just keep coming back to,
like, but I really love him.
Yeah, I really love him.
[Glenn] You and Hunter were talking about something.
He said you were born to be a singer and a dancer.
[Glenn] You were born to be a singer and a dancer and work...
At McDonald's.
They probably won't even have McDonald's anymore when I grow up.
You get the speaker, and I'll take her outside.
-Okay. -Come on, honey.
Go, girl!
-Come on, Shuggie. -You got to go outside.
This past year of my life has been,
without question, the most terrifying, sad,
and tumultuous year I have ever experienced
and hope really to ever experience for the rest of my life.
My mother died.
I discovered that I have a sister I didn't know about.
And like an idiot, I'm still running away to France
to be with a man who has absolutely no intention of marrying me.
I've got a little something for us and it's not good,
but neither are we.
I'm great.
Meanwhile, all of my ex-boyfriends are
moving on to bigger and better things.
And I feel like I am just in a black hole of Greensboro
trying to find my way out of the chaos of it all.
And on top of that, I'm adjusting to my body
because I've lost 50 pounds really quickly after my mom died.
So I'm in a weird place.
But instead of wallowing, I want to focus on something
that can quiet that noise.
And I know what that is. It's dance.
Stretch me.
And I'm, see, I've lost everything.
Watch how much I've lost. You're not going to even be.
I've lost everything.
I've lost it.
Remember when you used to be able to go behind my head
-and I've lost the meaning. -This is your max.
[screams] Okay, I got it.
You think?
Yeah, but you can push me further.
[upbeat dance music playing]
That's the one.
Oh!
Ooh, okay, that's good.
No, no, no.
-Exhale. -No. Ah.
[pants]
Oh, my God, I finally saw a show at
Moulin Rouge when I was in France,
and then I went to the Crazy Horse,
but the star attraction was my Frenchman.
My relationship with the Frenchman has felt
a little bit on again, off again.
Even though we technically broke up months ago, I...
I'm still in love with him.
But when it came down to it, I still ended up back in Paris
for almost six weeks, hoping that
maybe something would change.
But it's just not practical.
I'm not able to move to France right now.
He will never move to Greensboro.
And it just felt like it couldn't go anywhere.
So we did say au revoir for the last time.
And that was extremely difficult for me.
Mm.
[sniffles] It sucks, because I really love him.
But I'm going to have to find some way to move on.
I just thought we needed to see what we still had.
We wanted to turn 48, and I'm not gonna go into my 40s
with not being able to do what I could do when I was 30.
I prepared something very simple.
It goes one and two, and then three and four,
-Mm-hmm. -and then five and six,
and then seven, eight.
-Was that two body rolls? -Yeah.
-Oh, I'm not right. -Yeah, you're not right.
I made it back from France just in time to see Buddy
and Courtney get hitched.
And of course, Lennie's in a serious relationship as well.
And I'm thrilled for them. I really am.
But especially after coming off the heels
of my own heartbreak, it can be hard to...
not just see a huge chasm between myself and my friends
who are experiencing all of these wonderful milestones
that I would like to experience, too.
Are you ready to try a fallout?
[scoffs]
Because I can't do a fallout when you're marking
because I don't know what the move is.
Exactly, and what does that mean, that I have all the knowledge
-and you're just... -Because you made it up,
-and so I can't know it until you show it to me. -Exactly.
You admit that I do all the work, exactly.
So you're monopolizing the knowledge in order to
make yourself look better, keeping it from me.
I don't think so.
Todd's been living in my attic for the last several months.
I'm not officially a member of the household,
not like a roommate would be.
Yeah, we have an interesting arrangement.
I mean, when people say, does Todd live there,
I'm like, ah, I mean, basically, yeah, but...
The amount of things that I do, you can never get by without me.
[upbeat hip-hop music playing]
One thing about dance never lets me down,
no matter how long it's been since I danced.
Once I start, I'm the happiest I've ever been.
I could just be like,
you know, you just get into it.
[hip-hop music continues playing]
Hey.
A walker.
Sometimes I slap myself, too.
Like, I'll be in the car, and I'll be like...
[exhales] And I did that when I was a kid.
Is that it? Do we need more?
That's good for now, because we're 40.
We're not 40.
-We're 40. -We're almost 40.
My highest self knows that,
ultimately, my life is wonderful,
and I have so much to be grateful for,
and so I feel really guilty...
admitting that it's also really hard for me to see that.
It feels like everyone that's been by my side
for 20 years is now in front of me.
And I'm just kind of trailing behind.
With a gaping, broken heart.
And that's not the place you wanna be in, you know,
when you're thinking about going into the next phase of your life.
It just feels really dismal.
And I literally, I just don't know,
like, what I'm supposed to do next.
[upbeat music playing]
Honey, we're not going out yet.
-[cell phone ringing] -Mommy's got to work.
Yes?
-Hello. What you doing? -Hey.
Oh, I'm just getting these videos ready to give to you.
Well, I'm out back if you want to meet me out here.
Yeah, I'll come outside.
-All right, cool. -Bye.
No, Goosey stays.
Goosey stays.
[gasps]
I had a baby.
-Stop! -Yeah, I did.
-[exhales] -You want to sit down?
Oh, my God. You almost just, I'm like, I'm passing out.
Oh, my God. I have chills. Oh, my God.
-I'm a dad now. -Oh, my God.
A couple months ago, right before I left for France,
Lennie dropped the biggest bomb on me.
Not only was his girlfriend, Allison, pregnant,
but she's been pregnant for seven months.
So to say the least, I was extremely surprised,
shocked, confusion, also thrilled.
Oh, my Lord.
You want some pics?
Duh. Where is it now?
It's at home with Allison.
It's at home. What is it?
It's a girl.
I was, like, checking the confetti.
I was like, wait a minute. What is it?
I thought it would be pink confetti.
[gasps] Oh, my God.
So the past year I started dating a really wonderful woman
and very quickly I got her pregnant.
At one point I didn't think I would ever have children
just due to my age and all the chaos
that has happened in my life.
But now Allison and I have a little girl named Genevieve
and she's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.
Oh my gosh, congrats to Allison, obviously.
-Am I ever gonna meet her? -Yeah.
I know you told me, like, you guys have to meet each other before
the baby comes, but then I went to France and,
-I know, we didn't have time. -you know, we never did.
Well, we didn't think she was gonna pop out this soon.
Now what?
-Okay, well, we... -Did you play a really fun game without me?
-Have an announcement. -Yeah.
Well, not we. I mean, I didn't have, I wasn't involved.
I had a baby.
No, no, no, he had, like, show.
-What kind? -Show.
-What kind? -What kind?
-Human. -Oh, cool.
-Yesterday. -Oh, God.
What?
-It was the gestational period. -Exactly.
He told me two months ago before I left for France,
but he said I couldn't tell nobody, so I didn't.
Does she cry, like, eat and sleep?
I mean, she's a baby.
She drinks milk, and she cries and [bleep] herself.
Ooh, diapers. Y'all, you should get them some diapers.
[cell phone chimes]
Hey, Dad. What are you doing?
[Glenn] I'm just in my room working on the computer.
-Oh, are we being loud? -No.
Well, come out here. I got something to tell you.
-Oh, okay. -I'm on the porch. Okay, love you, bye.
Bye.
Get, get, get, get, get, get.
-Do we have any more? -Yeah, I got it.
Shh, shh, shh. How many do we have?
-I didn't get one. -Here.
-From when I got to find out. -What is this?
-Silly string. -Silly string.
Oh my God, my dad is going to freak out.
[all exclaiming, laughing]
-Now what was that? -I had a baby.
-Do what? -I had a baby.
I'm a dad now.
-You're a dad? -Yeah.
Did you know?
No, well, I know. I mean, I've just found out
just now that he's had the child.
It's a girl?
Oh.
When did this relationship start?
-At least nine months ago. -Like a year ago, yeah.
About a year.
So what's the future?
Um...
I think he wants to know, are you getting married?
-I haven't asked her yet, but I plan on it, so... -[gasps]
Seems like that would have been something you'd have been talking about.
Dad, he's going to ask.
I mean, she doesn't have any idea now.
Are you going to stick around or not?
Yeah, she knows. We're close, Glenn.
We're pretty close.
-Dad cannot... Again-- -Obviously, you were pretty close.
Here we go again. Dad acting like he is
the most traditional man to ever walk the planet
when, in fact, we know that he had
a secret daughter his whole life.
And he's like, "I don't understand having sex outside of marriage."
I think you do understand it, Daddy.
How are we going to announce...
How are you going to announce this to the bigger community?
He said, how are we?
We didn't have a baby shower, so we're thinking,
-surprise, we have a baby. -Yeah.
So can you, like, help me?
You want to, like, host, like, a little surprise baby thing?
I mean, I'll, yeah, I'll do it.
All right, well, I trust you.
Some people might think it's strange for
an ex-girlfriend to be throwing a baby reveal party,
but personally, I think baby reveal parties are strange.
This whole situation is strange.
And honestly, I do wish that I maybe could have met Allison
before I also meet her baby, like, all at the same time.
You know, what if we don't get along,
or what if it's just awkward and weird?
Like, a year ago...
Lennie and I were kissing in St. Lucia.
And fast forward to today, and he is basically married
with a baby.
And I'm just sitting at home alone
with my cats about to turn 40.
Tell Allison I said congratulations,
-and I can't wait to meet her. -I have to start cleaning.
Todd!
-Okay, I followed mom's recipe. -[thuds]
[bleep] What's that?
It was eggs that got thrown at the house.
That's on the doorbell cam.
[Whitney] It's hate mail that someone dropped off
before they egged my house.
[bleep] you fat bitch.
It's just scary how invested people are into hating me.
[upbeat music playing]
-Hello. -Hey, girl.
-How are you? -Good.
-You look so pretty. -Thank you.
So do you.
-Well, isn't it just Christmas? -I know.
-It comes earlier every year. -Oh, my God.
-[gasps] -Starts, like, August, September.
Buddy has been living in Southern Pines for a few years
with Courtney, and I've never actually been before today.
-I haven't seen you since the wedding. -I know.
I just wanted to stop in.
It's been over a month since Buddy and Courtney got married,
and I am ready to check out the town
and see what Buddy's newly married life is like.
-How does it feel to be married? -It feels good.
Me and dad loved the wedding. It was beautiful.
-Oh, thank you. -Yeah, it was.
Everything was perfect. You looked so beautiful.
-Oh, thank you. -The whole thing.
-Oh, hey. -Hey, what's up?
Hey.
I didn't see you behind the tree.
How was the drive?
I was behind a state trooper for like 45 minutes,
so I couldn't.
Yeah, I don't really, I don't pass them either.
-No, certainly not. -As daring as I am.
Oh, [bleep].
[Lennie] Sorry, I tried to catch it. I failed.
I've been thinking about coming to Courtney's shop many a time.
And I had never imagined myself coming in and, like,
wrecking merchandise.
But hopefully, I didn't break it.
Oh, before I forget, I want to invite you both to a party.
And it's themed. It's just to wear pink.
-Pink party? -It literally just is.
I just want to have a party because I haven't seen everybody in so long.
But why pink?
I just thought it would be fun to wear pink.
-All right. -You got pink?
No, I don't.
-You don't have a salmon, a sensible salmon? -I will.
Courtney, get this man a sensible salmon.
We like black.
I know for a fact Whitney doesn't even like the color pink,
so I don't know what the hell's going on.
Pink took me, got me off guard a little bit,
but all right, we can do it.
-Okay, okay, okay. -Cool.
So how does it feel being a married man?
Feels fantastic.
I married the love of my life, no question.
I think about it every day, and I'm getting choked up now.
All right.
I'm just thrilled, happier than
I have ever been in my life.
-Y'all have fun. -We will.
-Yeah. -Buddy and I have been through a wide range
of things over the last decade,
and I have felt every feeling that you could feel for him,
including romantic feelings.
Can we do one of those marriage pacts where, like,
if we're both single by the time we're 40,
we'll just, like, marry each other?
I already got, like, four girls on the back burner, man.
-Excuse me. All right, this is your pizza right here. -Thank you.
-All right. Thank you.
All right, I'll bring your change back.
Do I need to legally bind you to this?
I feel like I can't trust you.
If you need my signature here, I'll sign this box right here.
I will marry... WWT.
He has been my best friend, and he's always been my boo bear.
And that's the thing that's kind of disorienting,
because I realize that he's not my boo bear anymore.
[train horns]
Whenever I hear train in the distance,
I always think it just sounds romantic.
Oh, man.
-Ah. -Yeah.
-How are you doing? -This is cute.
-I'm good. -How was your trip?
Oh, it was wonderful.
Wonderful?
-No, it was. That's why I'm miserable. -Right, yeah.
I didn't even realize you guys were back on, honestly.
It just sucks. Like, I've never gone through a breakup with somebody that,
like, I didn't feel like there was a reason,
like a good reason.
Well, I guess the good reason is what?
-[bleep] 5,000 miles. -No, I know.
But I mean, just like, you know, him.
Like, I have never loved somebody the way I love him.
Sorry, man.
I was really disappointed to hear Whitney
and the French man decided to go their separate ways.
I guess now that they're both kind of,
you know, decided that they want to stay where they are,
it doesn't make sense to go forward.
Yeah.
It took you a while to find him,
but you did find him, you know?
I mean, I know it's... I don't... I don't want to,
like, say anything too dismissive,
but it's... And plus, you got to...
You got to hurt your hurt, too, you know?
I came home, went to your wedding, and then,
like, the next day, I was, like, in a black hole.
And I'm not anywhere near out of it.
Still on the descent.
-I'm so sorry, dude. -[sighs] Yeah.
I got to do something to change my life around
because I am just not.
Yeah, me and you both. See, that's the thing.
You just got married.
You are like on the cusp of like a whole new life.
I know.
And talking to you is making me appreciate
what I do have and what I don't have.
Yeah, anytime you need to remember what you have,
you call me.
No, but it's like, you know, I don't have a career and,
-you know, I'm like up to my [bleep]. -Yeah.
hair follicles in debt.
But, you know, the grass is always greener, right?
-I'm like, you know, I would love a partner and... -Exactly.
Yeah.
I'm suddenly, like, just really, like,
-right lonely, I feel, you know? -Mm-hmm.
Well, you do have a whole new family.
-True, but I can't [bleep] them. -[both laughing]
Maybe you could find a distant cousin or something.
[both laughing]
-[train horns] -Ooh, train.
Perfect timing.
I hear we are having the most depressing conversation
-on Earth by the tracks. -By the train tracks.
And here comes the train.
-Hold me down. -With Stelman Moise.
I want to remain, like, optimistic
that things could change or get better. [sniffles]
And being that I'm coming up on my, you know,
my 40th birthday, it's a milestone birthday.
I mean, from the outside, people would think
I'm functioning fine, right?
Like, whatever, but I'm not happy. [sniffles]
And I just, you know, I want certain things
for my life, and if I have to ask for help
to get those things, then I just feel like I should do that.
[sniffles]
-I feel so grateful for you. -Thanks for saying so.
Yeah.
I miss you.
-Okay, I followed Mom's recipe. -Uh-huh.
-Chicken and dumplings. -Uh-huh.
Of course, I have no faith in that
it's gonna taste anything like hers.
-Well, we'll give it a try. -It doesn't look totally wrong.
Well, it doesn't look the same.
They're firmer.
And homemade ranch for the salad.
Well, don't eat too much.
-We gotta be... -What, are we going swimming?
We gotta save some space for Thanksgiving dinner.
Well, Daddy, that's not... If I got at least 24 hours, I...
Now, I can understand if Thanksgiving was in
about two hours.
-Right, right. -But it is not.
My nephew, Ryne, and his girlfriend, Lizzie,
live in Kentucky, and they have invited us,
along with all of the Alabama family, of course,
to celebrate Thanksgiving at their house.
So we're super pumped.
Well, while you were in Europe,
Hunter and I went to Dauphin Island.
We had a good time, and, you know, it got me thinking.
When we were in Switzerland talking about moving to Alabama,
I wanted to spend some more time
getting to know Angie and her family.
-You sure did? -Let's bring up the trauma.
-You sure did, Doc. -Let's just bring it up.
[Glenn] But, you know, I never really considered a permanent move.
You know, it hasn't been that long
since your mom's not been with us.
And Babs is only about 15 minutes away from here.
And I visit her at least once a week,
sometimes two or three times.
And I just couldn't bear the thought
of not being close to visiting her.
I was able to go to Alabama and spend some time
with Angie and her family, but, you know,
really moving to Alabama after I thought about it
was probably not the right thing for me at this point.
I mean, losing Babs is something that is
catastrophic in my life, and that's a good reason for me
to stay close to family and have their support
because I miss her terribly.
I've been thinking, you know, this has become my...
You know, my home, really.
We've got that big house, and I think we ought
to consider...
selling it.
I mean, we don't need 4,000 square feet home
for Hunter and a couple of cats.
I didn't know that you were permanently...
-here. -I haven't made my mind up about any of it.
I'm just thinking out loud.
Well, that'll make me sad, honestly.
I'm... I don't know.
I don't know what we're doing with the house,
but I never envisioned not having it.
And I just feel like Mommy's still kind of there.
-[thuds] -[bleep] God.
-[dog barking] -[thudding]
[dog barking]
[doorbell rings]
[Glenn] What is that?
[laughs]
Oh.
[car speeding away]
[man] What was that?
-Did you guys see anything? -No.
[dramatic music playing]
What the [bleep]?
There was eggs that got thrown at the house.
I think whoever did this waited until they saw
a TV crew at my house.
And it makes me even more angry
because now they're getting the attention from this
that they obviously so desperately crave.
-Oh, my God. -Give me that.
Give me that. Give me that. Give it to me.
No, we're not doing this.
Oh, my God. One minute.
-[sniffles] -What is it?
Let me see.
It's hate mail that someone dropped off on my doorstep
along with some flowers before they egged my house.
It's not the first nasty card or comment, certainly.
I get comments that I couldn't even speak out loud.
You can't even imagine it.
But it is a little different when it comes to your home.
And you know that it wasn't even mailed to your home.
There was a person on your doorstep.
Well, look. This is who did it.
Who?
That's on the doorbell cam.
[bleep] is that?
[Glenn] Somebody's got a mask on.
-That looks like a man to me. -That was definitely a guy.
That's a guy?
But this looks like a woman.
"What a sad, pathetic life you lead.
You're the most annoying, selfish, and disgusting woman.
-Don't read that stuff. -on TV."
No.
"How does it feel to know everyone is
laughing at you all over the world?
Your friends are all paid, ha ha. [sniffles]
No man will ever love you. You are too ugly and gross.
No one likes you and you will die alone.
I hope as soon so your dad and brother are rid of you.
[bleep] you fat bitch."
This kind of criticism focusing on a family,
I've never heard it so much, the amount of people
that told me, Whitney, I hope you watch yourself on TV
and I hope you see how embarrassed your father is of you.
And I'm so glad he has a new daughter
who's pretty and thin and has been married and has kids.
Like, thank God, Glenn finally has someone normal.
But my dad loves me.
My dad thinks...
that I'm the best thing in the world.
The thing I've never questioned in life,
no matter what I've been through in life,
I've never questioned how much my parents love me.
And I am so fortunate for that.
This is not the first time, you know,
something like this has happened.
I mean, bricks through the car windows twice,
and the van, when the van got vandalized.
It said something, whatever, fat bitch
or whatever, that says, "[bleep] you fat bitch."
Like, why do people, like, hate me that much?
[sniffles]
When I say that people hate fat people,
yeah, they do.
And even though I try to not let it affect me,
like, I don't think that I'm ugly.
But when you hear on a daily basis,
people tell you that you are hideous,
disgusting, they wouldn't touch you
with a 10-foot pole, there's no one
that could possibly ever be interested in you, it affects you.
It does. There's no way that it can't.
All I ever wanted to do with this is just
is make people happy and help people.
That is literally the only reason I've sacrificed
my entire personal life to do this.
You know, that's the only thing that makes me feel good
is to know that somebody is seeing me on TV
and feeling good about themselves.
That's the only reason why I would ever do this [bleep].
[clears throat] I know.
I don't want to, like, I've dealt with this for so long.
But you know the thousands of people
that you have affected positively.
I mean, people who've sent you message after message
about how their life's been changed by you.
-[sobs] -So don't dwell on that.
[sighs]
People just are so miserable and so hateful,
[sniffles] and they just project all of that onto you.
You're just a thing for them to just,
you know, throw everything onto.
[Glenn] Let's get the hose and we'll just rinse it off.
If it dries, you won't ever get it off.
Right.
It's just scary how invested people are...
into hating me.
[sighs]
Thank you so much for gathering here.
You'll be introduced to someone new.
Whitney was just in France.
And even though things didn't work out with
the French man, some baby-making activities
may have still occurred.
Are you pregnant?
[upbeat music playing]
Did you see my decorations?
Uh-huh. It looks great.
That's where Allison and Lennie will sit.
Now, when everybody comes in,
they're all going to get a pacifier.
Throwing this kind of party is a very new experience.
I've literally never heard of a surprise baby party in my life.
And I certainly didn't expect to be throwing one
for my ex-boyfriend and his new partner,
whom I have literally never met.
This is for everybody to sign.
[Jessica] Hello?
-Oh. Hang on. -[Jessica] Whitney, we are here.
-[Jessica] Can we come in? -No.
Oh, hi.
Look at the tutu.
-There's pink stuff everywhere. -Is that Gucci?
-[gasps] -Sorry.
This is one of Todd's dog sitting clients.
Okay, why did I think you had a new dog?
This isn't a new dog for you.
No, this isn't like, this is not like a paw party.
Okay.
We thought you were introducing your new dog.
No, but welcome to the pink party.
I've never been to one. I don't know what it is.
-Are we gonna do... -Is this a baby shower?
-Are we about to do drugs? -No, I'm very terrified.
This is rave.
Glenn, what are we doing here?
-So... -[Glenn] I can't tell.
Thank you so much for gathering here today.
Um...
I do have an announcement to make.
In the coming months, you'll be introduced
to someone new.
I do have some food available for us.
There is only one bun, though, and it is in the oven.
-[Jessica] Oh, my God. -Okay, Whitney.
Whitney was just in France.
And even though things didn't work out with
the French man, some baby-making activities
may have still occurred.
So is this a surprise I'm pregnant with a girl party?
Sometimes we have to learn to expect the unexpected.
Whitney. Whitney.
Are you pregnant?
-No. -Oh.
-[both laughing] -You bitch.
But somebody that we care about has a surprise,
wanted me to throw a little party.
So if everybody will come, come, come.
At this point, I'm honestly not sure if
I'm more excited to meet this newborn baby
or Lennie's girlfriend of like the past year,
who I still have never met.
I truly don't know the first thing about her.
I've never seen her. I've never seen her social media.
And I just really hope that she likes
animal safari themes.
Oh, my God.
-Hello. -Hello.
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
I've heard so much about you, of course.
Okay, wait, I'm being a big soul to show
what it means, what everybody else means.
Hi, baby.
Whitney told me to trust her for this party.
I'm doing that.
-Hi, Genevieve. -[Lennie] Allison's very nervous for
everyone to meet her and our child.
You know, she's a shy person, um, you know, which is fine.
I can do all the talking.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay. All right, well, welcome to your...
Wait a minute.
[clears throat] Um, the special guest?
-[all exclaiming] -Oh, my God.
Look what I got.
-It's Lennie's baby. -Lennie, you had a baby?
-Oh, my... -She had one.
This is Allison, my girlfriend.
-Hi. -Buddy.
Yes, they literally had a baby.
That's your baby?
-Congratulations. -Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness.
-[Jessica] You guys are parents. -Yeah, I know.
Lennie walked in with a whole ass human being.
He walked in with a baby.
-[Isaiah] What's her name? -[Lennie] Genevieve.
-[Isaiah] Genevieve. -[Jessica] Beautiful name.
That's a strong name.
[Jessica] I knew that he had a girlfriend that
he really liked a lot, and things were very serious.
But I didn't know he was hiding a child.
Okay, well, let's raise a bottle to Allison and Lennie.
-And... -Bottoms up.
We're gonna have a milk chugging contest.
[Jessica] Oh, I'm about to win.
-Milk is my favorite thing to drink. -Okay.
Now, there's $100 at stake.
Tal, we know you have the most experience with sucking, but okay.
Here we go.
One, two, three.
-[Buddy] Oh, no. Hell, no. -[Isaiah] No, I'm not drinking.
I can't do it.
You gotta put it as far in your mouth as you can.
[all laughing]
[Todd] Just when I think I haven't gone to a weirder party.
[all cheering]
All right, so now we know something
-about Jessica that we didn't know before. -Yeah.
-[Hunter] I got a question. -[Whitney] Yeah?
Was it hard to keep it a secret?
[Lennie] Oh, yeah, we wanted to tell everybody.
[Buddy] So why did you? I mean...
'Cause we're not married, and we don't want everybody
[bleep] judging us and [bleep].
Like Glenn Thore?
Dad's ready to just be like, when is the wedding?
You said that you were still working, like,
basically until the day you gave birth.
-Like, full on your feet. -Yeah.
-She's a massage therapist. -Oh, wow.
Yeah, I had to cancel clients because my water broke.
[Whitney] And Lennie, do you want to give
another announcement about that?
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to school for massage therapy.
Wow.
Allison and her family are massage therapists.
Seeing how much Allison makes doing it,
I think it would be great if we both did it at the same time.
So I'm no longer working for No BS Active anymore
because I'm working full time again and going to school full time.
And I'm a dad. That's a lot.
-Hey, we're going to have to go soon. -Oh, my gosh.
-Can I hold? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is surreal.
Hi, baby.
Oh, my goodness.
Hi.
Hi, honey.
Did you always want to be a mom?
Were you, like, relieved, too, or, like, scared and relieved?
Scared and relieved, yeah. I'm glad it happened for me.
-Yeah, definitely. -I thought I was going to miss it, so.
Right, that's what I'm going through right now.
I'm just like, I guess I've really literally, I've missed it.
When I froze my eggs a few years ago,
I think in my mind, I always envisioned age 40
as kind of the cutoff point for when I would want
to have a child
just because of my age and, you know, having to hopefully
have found a partner in order to do that with.
So now that I'm approaching this age
and I'm holding this adorable little baby,
it's got me wondering what I am gonna do with my eggs?
[Lennie] We're gonna have to get out of here.
-We'll see you guys. -Nice to meet you.
-Congrats again. -My baby.
Go ahead, read all of 'em.
"You're the most annoying, selfish, and disgusting women."
[Jessica] It is despicable, the things that are said.
I mean, I just can't even imagine all the emotions
she's feeling right now.
I know what I'm feeling, and I'm feeling angry.
You're like my dad. My dad still bends down to tie my shoe.
My parents will sometimes still cut my meat.
Uh-huh. My dad cut my meat until I went to college.
My parents hate me.
No.
Do not give it to me.
I only want the frosting.
Don't leave it there for Goosey, either,
-because she knows she'll be there. -She can eat chocolate.
-I know, but she will. -You can't eat chocolate.
-You raised her that way. -Lord.
[Whitney] It has been a week.
Like, I had a scary thing happen at the house.
Those people who were still here who broke in.
Somebody broke in recently?
No, no, it didn't break in, but I'll show you.
Come here, I'll show you. It's wild.
Well, you have footage, yeah.
So... [sighs]
we were sitting there at dinner.
It's not like somebody hit like a ball or something
on the window. You'll see.
[gasps]
[Whitney] Eggs.
Then they went to the front door.
[Jessica] They brought flowers?
This.
[Todd] I never read that.
-Oh, you haven't read it yet? -[Todd] Uh-uh.
Oh.
Go ahead, read it out loud.
[Buddy] "You're the most annoying, selfish,
and disgusting women on TV."
It is despicable, the things that are said in this letter.
I mean, I just can't even imagine all the emotions
she's feeling right now.
I know what I'm feeling, and I'm feeling angry.
When everybody thinks, they say, Todd's the only one
of Whitney's friends who I like because he hates her.
-Oh, my God. -[all laughing]
I've never seen that. I've never seen somebody say that.
People always think that you actually hate them.
But that's not how they put it.
No, he says he tells her the truth.
All her other friends let her slide.
-[all laughing] -And I'm like, that's true, and I tell her.
You're the one that's hard to handle.
[Todd] Right, well...
You're not my only friend who hates me,
but you're my only friend who will let it be known
-I don't think friends hate their friends. -that hate me.
He's the only one that's honest with her.
He's the voice of all of us.
[all laughing]
When I hate someone or think something's gross or horrible
or whatever, like, I don't devote my time and energy to it.
And the amount of, like, the harassment
and the level of how deep it is and the fact that
these people come to my home and do [bleep] like this, like,
it scares me just, like, and how bad people are.
Whitney, I don't really think I have words
to make you feel better at all,
but just know that I care about you so much.
[Whitney] I wish I could say that none of this harassment bothers me,
but it does.
I feel like between my mother dying
and breaking up with the Frenchman,
I've experienced a lot of significant loss
in the last year, and this vile hatred
on top of it doesn't help.
And I'm not seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.
There are parts of me that are strong,
but right now I feel like everyone I know has moved on
in life and I'm just like a leftover woman
who didn't get picked
for marriage or for motherhood.
And I don't wanna waste my life
and I don't wanna waste the time that I do have,
but I truly think that I am experiencing like
a midlife crisis and I'm desperate to change it.
[Todd] Let's open it wide up.
[Whitney] This season on My Big Fat Fabulous Life...
[Todd] We're doing a ritual.
-He had to put walnuts in my womb. -Okay.
Do you think that you are ready to move on
I still talk to the Frenchman very regularly.
Am I pathetic? Probably.
Hunter is bringing a date.
Wow.
You look great.
When I first saw Karen, knocked me out.
-Yes. -[gasps]
So I'm about to turn 40. I want to do a big trip.
We're all going to go to Spain.
-Oh, okay. -Wow.
I'm hoping that this birthday in a different time zone,
in a different country, could finally give me
what I am looking for.
[thunder rumbling]
This doesn't look like the coast of the sun.
[Whitney] Another confirmation from the universe
or something that I'm like, am I [bleep] cursed?
La vida es loca.
Okay, so nobody freak out. I...
This could literally be the man I will marry.
I know I sound insane.
Me and Kenny were walking down the stairs, and he goes,
I'll take you on a real date, but you know
I only like small women.
That's disgustingly mean.
I'm a childless woman in the midst of a midlife crisis,
and I'm determined to find joy in my fourth decade.
[trills]
[grunting]
[all exclaiming]
[screaming]
We're on a nude beach!
[screams]