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One, two, three...

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Stop moving!

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Damn it, made me lose count.

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Who's Grandpa Mort on the phone with?

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Grandpa's Mort is taking us
to the Bahamas.

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Really? We're going to the Bahamas?

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No, I'm not hearing music anymore.

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So either my hearing aids died or...

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the travel agent did.

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Oh, here, Grandpa.
We can book your rooms on...

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Hotels.com.

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You're not giving me that, man.

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I mean, what's the poing in getting
beat-up all-through highschool

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if you can show your grandfather
how to use technology, right?

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You don't have to be a nerd to use this.

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So, uh, you pick the resort you want.

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Right.

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Just like that.

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Matt, you're so good.

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You're like a hacker.

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What? Oh, come on, Mom.

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I mean, anyone can do that.

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Says the guy who didn't do it.

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Now let's get to the flights.

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- Okay.
- I only fly Pan Am,

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and I need to be in the smoking section.

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Wow!

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- This place is amazing.
- Oh!

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I feel bad. Mort's missing so much.

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Mort. Look.

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Oh, Matthew Jerome,
I cannot believe you did this.

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He didn't do anything.
I mean, did everyone see?

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I tipped the driver.

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Greg, you're still holding
the money in your hand.

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- This is so beautiful.
- Well, you think

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the outside's beautiful...

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... wait until you see the inside.

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Wow, wow, wow, wow.

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- Greg, you got this cabana just for us?
- Huh?

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Yeah, one second. Hey, everybody!

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I got us a cabana!

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You just screamed that
directly into my face.

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Well, then, they definitely heard me.

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Why aren't they all running
in here and chanting "Greg"?

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Because this isn't college and
you're not doing a keg stand?

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Well, they had no problem
celebrating Matt

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when all he did was
just touch a little screen.

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God. Are you serious?
You got this cabana

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just because Matt booked the rooms?

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You're damn right I did.

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What, you think I spent all this money

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to impress you? You're not my family...

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You're just my wife...
Oh, hey, uh, Heather, hey...

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Check it out.

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I got this cabana for the whole family.

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Oh, that's so nice. Hey, do you
have a bathroom in there?

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No.

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Okay. I think I'm gonna just
go swimming instead.

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Go, Dad!

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Oh, my God!

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Man, I love this resort.

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I wish we had our honeymoon
at Baha Mar.

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Greg?

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Remember our honeymoon?

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- You were there.
- Look at them.

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It is like they are
addicted to the pool.

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And they have one at home.
I mean, we got a color TV in here.

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Yeah, I always love connecting with you.

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I don't get it.

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I just... I do not understand it.

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Okay, Greg, if you really
want your family

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to come in here so bad,
just tell 'em we want to be alone.

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That usually brings 'em running.

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That's a great idea.

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I'll be right back.
And easy on the grapes, all right?

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Those are for everyone.

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Come on.

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Huh?

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How about this?

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Welcome to our cabana.

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We've got a fully-stocked
bar over there.

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Full color TV.

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Some magazines. My, uh...

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... beautiful wife.

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Always fun to come in
right under magazines.

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Um, can I go back in the pool?

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Uh, yeah, sure.

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Just, uh, uh, be sure to tell everybody

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how lit it is in here. Okay?

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I guess if it comes up organically.

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But it kind of feels
desperate otherwise.

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So... bye.

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Wh-What do you mean, desperate?

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Greg, honey, who cares
if your family thinks

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you're less generous than Matt?

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Who is poor, by the way. I mean,

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let's see him get
a cabana for the family.

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It's a lot harder than just,
you know, booking rooms.

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Is it, though?

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No, it's pretty much
the exact same thing. But still!

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He just booked it for the free nights.

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Wait, what was that?

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Free nights?

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Yeah. On Hotels.com,
you get a free night

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for every ten you stay.

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Colleen was telling me all about it

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on the flight over. By the way,

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she will still keep talking

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even if you pretend you're asleep.

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Unbelievable.

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Hey, Jen.

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I got your text.

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You want to make fun of Greg in private?

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Ha! No.

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I sent that text from Jen's phone,

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and you came running
like a little idiot.

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Oh, my God. Greg,

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you said you would let me
leave before you did this.

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No, Jen, I want you here
to witness this.

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Prepare to be even more attracted to me.

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I know that you booked
this whole vacation

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so that you could get some free nights.

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- Yeah.
- Don't deny it.

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Colleen and I haven't taken
a trip by ourselves, ever.

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Oh, yeah, she did mention
that on the plane.

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Then she used my credit
card to order a Bistro Box.

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Well, ha-ha, how about that?

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You know, I bet the whole family
would love to know

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that you did all of this
just for your own benefit.

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I told 'em.

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They were all really happy

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that we could finally
take a honeymoon together.

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Wow.

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It would appear that...

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you've covered all of your bases

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and I have...

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wasted a lot of money.

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Wow, Greg.

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This is so hot.

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Really sorry that this
upset you so much.

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How 'bout I pay for this cabana?

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That make you feel better?

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Yes. Yes, it would.

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Okay.

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Boy, it's a scorcher out there.

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It's a good thing you got
this cabana, Greg.

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Actually, I'm the one
who's paying for it,

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so you should probably
be thanking me.

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Right, Greg?

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- My hero.
- Oh!

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- Mwah.
- Mwah.

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Hey, everybody, welcome
to the cabana that I'm paying for.

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- There's water, grapes.
- Oh!

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- Make yourselves at home.
- Thank you. So generous.

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Beautiful.

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There's a color TV.

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_

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- Ooh!
- Okay!

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Feeling lucky. All I need
are some numbers.

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All right, kids' birthdays. Tyler.

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Sam.

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And Sophia.

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No.

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- Sophia's...?
- No. Not even close, babe.

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Red,

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- the color of Sophia's eyes.
- Mm.

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Help! We need a doctor!

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- Somebody help!
- Honey, that guy's choking.

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- Oh, my God.
- Okay. Hey.

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Look out! I'm a doctor!

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I'm a doctor! It's okay.

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It's okay. You're all right, sir.

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You're all right, sir.
I got you. You ready? You ready?

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Okay. Come on, come on.

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Here we go. All right.

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And one more.

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Let's do it!

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Oh! Babe, you did it!

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That's my husband! That's my husband!

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The-the doctor, not the choking guy!

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Oh, God!

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- Yes! Yes!
- Thank you. Oh.

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And he's good in bed!

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Really... just, good in bed!

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And then, just like that... boom,

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your dad saved this guy's life.

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Way to go, Dad.

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Hey, does that help
with your malpractice suit?

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That's a whole separate thing.

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- Oh.
- That is so amazing.

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Hey, you know, maybe
I should be a doctor.

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Yeah, sure.

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Sure.

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And if that wasn't enough,

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it was a rich guy.

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That's worth, like,
two normal people lives.

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Good for you, Dad.

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Oh, I wouldn't use
the word "hero," sweetie,

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but... I'm not gonna stop you if you do.

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You know what, honey, I think I'm having

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a hard time breathing, and...

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I might need you to get
behind me later tonight.

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- No.
- Ooh.

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Ooh.

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You're literally surrounded
by your children.

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Oh, oh, you guys,
there he is. Right there.

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This is the guy who owes
his life to your dad.

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Oh, he doesn't have
to stop a say thank you,

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but I'm not gonna deny
him the opportunity to.

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Hey. Doc...

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That's weird.

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- Maybe he's still in shock.
- Yeah. Yeah.

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You know what?
I think I'm in shock, too.

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I think I might need someone

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to knock some life
into me later tonight.

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Mom!

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- Oh, what?
- We're in a public place.

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I can't believe he didn't say thank you.

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I thought you said he was in shock.

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No. Shock's not a real thing.

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It's just something doctors say
when we don't know what's wrong.

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Well, go over there.

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Give him a chance to say thank you.

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He had his chance.
He walked right by me.

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He embarrassed me
in front of Clementine,

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my very own daughter-in-law.

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Well, you know, honey,
he probably didn't recognize you.

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I mean, the whole thing,
it happened so fast.

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- I do look like a local.
- Oh, yeah.

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- Yeah, watch my drink.
- Yeah, you got it.

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I'm gonna watch
something else, too, there.

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Walk away slowly, hero.

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Don't. You know I hate that.

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I can still see it.

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Yeah, there's a lot there to see.

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... play tennis in the morning.
I'm gonna take a lesson.

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Hey, buddy.

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What can I do for you?

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Dr. Tim Hughes, lifesaver.

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Want to get get
your hands off me, please ?

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I saved you from choking.

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My hands were all over you.

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Sir, I think that you've had

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a little too much to drink.

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Maybe this will jog your memory.

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Huh?

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It's the olive you almost choked on.

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I mean, it's not the exact same one,

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but I did find it on the ground.

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I have no idea what
you're talking about.

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Honey, let's get out of here.
The guy's putting the moves on me.

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Okay?

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You're welcome.

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- He say thank you?
- No.

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Man, I was so stupid to think
I could have gotten a selfie

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of the two of us posing with the olive.

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Okay, honey, you know what?

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You have all of these patients

260
00:09:06,694 --> 00:09:07,961
that really appreciate you.

261
00:09:07,986 --> 00:09:09,466
Okay, so one doesn't. Big deal.

262
00:09:09,491 --> 00:09:11,536
No, it is a big deal, Heather.
I'm an ENT.

263
00:09:11,561 --> 00:09:15,067
I never get to swoop in and save
someone's life like a rock star.

264
00:09:15,092 --> 00:09:18,528
It's all just polyps
and throat cultures.

265
00:09:18,756 --> 00:09:20,302
That saves lives.

266
00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:22,270
Yeah, but they're asleep when I do it.

267
00:09:22,483 --> 00:09:25,558
No one's ever awake enough
during surgery to say thank you.

268
00:09:26,259 --> 00:09:27,368
Except Mr. Samson,

269
00:09:27,393 --> 00:09:29,165
but we really shouldn't
be talking about the lawsuit.

270
00:09:29,190 --> 00:09:30,190
No.

271
00:09:30,435 --> 00:09:32,524
Honey, you did the right thing.

272
00:09:32,981 --> 00:09:34,368
Okay? Remember that.

273
00:09:34,393 --> 00:09:36,327
You are a great doctor.

274
00:09:37,980 --> 00:09:39,407
I should've let him die.

275
00:09:42,798 --> 00:09:44,188
French fries.

276
00:09:44,221 --> 00:09:45,480
Oh. Mmm.

277
00:09:45,505 --> 00:09:46,845
Look at him over there.

278
00:09:47,116 --> 00:09:49,649
- Breathing, living.
- Oh, my God.

279
00:09:49,674 --> 00:09:51,313
Hoarding his gratitude.

280
00:09:51,338 --> 00:09:53,454
All right, Tim, honey,
you've got to just let it go.

281
00:09:53,479 --> 00:09:54,634
All right? I mean,

282
00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:58,114
maybe he's just the kind of
guy who doesn't say thank you.

283
00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,877
Thank you. Thank you so much.
You're a lifesaver.

284
00:10:00,902 --> 00:10:01,916
Extra pickles.

285
00:10:01,941 --> 00:10:04,327
- Okay, that's it.
- Tim, honey, I...

286
00:10:04,352 --> 00:10:06,643
- Hey! What's your problem?
- Oh.

287
00:10:06,985 --> 00:10:09,252
This lemon meringue, again.
Okay, what do you want?

288
00:10:09,331 --> 00:10:10,631
I want to hear you say, "Thank you"

289
00:10:10,656 --> 00:10:12,674
for saving my life in the casino."

290
00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:15,432
No. I don't know
what you're talking about.

291
00:10:15,457 --> 00:10:18,549
I... No, sir. I was not in the casino.

292
00:10:18,830 --> 00:10:19,830
The casino?

293
00:10:20,643 --> 00:10:21,846
Yeah, you promised you'd stop.

294
00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,025
Honey, please.

295
00:10:23,050 --> 00:10:24,353
Uh, uh, he's crazy.

296
00:10:24,378 --> 00:10:26,518
Okay? I've never seen him
before in my life.

297
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,611
- You're a lying bastard.
- S... Honey, please.

298
00:10:28,636 --> 00:10:29,658
Please!

299
00:10:30,032 --> 00:10:31,494
Oh, you're an idiot.

300
00:10:31,650 --> 00:10:33,611
I told her that I would
never gamble again.

301
00:10:33,636 --> 00:10:35,299
She said if she caught me,
she'd leave me.

302
00:10:35,324 --> 00:10:36,324
Thanks a lot.

303
00:10:36,349 --> 00:10:38,447
Hey, I'm a doctor.

304
00:10:38,967 --> 00:10:40,432
No "thank you" necessary.

305
00:10:41,770 --> 00:10:42,770
This guy.

306
00:10:47,661 --> 00:10:49,575
_

307
00:10:49,835 --> 00:10:52,121
Honey, I know your grandpa
paid for the entire trip,

308
00:10:52,146 --> 00:10:54,442
but doesn't five bucks
feel a little cheapy?

309
00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:56,724
That's twice as much as he ever
gave me for my birthday.

310
00:10:56,749 --> 00:10:58,582
- All right, here we go.
- Okay.

311
00:10:58,607 --> 00:10:59,998
This won't take long.

312
00:11:07,139 --> 00:11:08,139
Matt.

313
00:11:08,164 --> 00:11:09,830
Okay, this machine has to be broken

314
00:11:09,855 --> 00:11:11,201
because we're never lucky.

315
00:11:11,226 --> 00:11:12,615
Yeah. The last thing I won

316
00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,810
was a BMX bike a radio call-in.

317
00:11:14,835 --> 00:11:16,983
And then when I went to go pick it up,
it was a sting operation

318
00:11:17,008 --> 00:11:19,381
to arrest my dad
for unpaid parking tickets.

319
00:11:20,529 --> 00:11:21,819
There was no bike.

320
00:11:29,537 --> 00:11:30,803
Where are Matt and Colleen?

321
00:11:30,828 --> 00:11:32,936
I thought it was going
to be the four of us.

322
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,085
Yeah, I know.

323
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,786
Well, that might have been
the reason some of us

324
00:11:35,811 --> 00:11:37,698
even agreed to do
this in the first place.

325
00:11:37,723 --> 00:11:38,803
Oh, well.

326
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,678
How often do you and I get to do

327
00:11:40,703 --> 00:11:44,092
a quiet activity alone together
for two and a half hours?

328
00:11:44,832 --> 00:11:46,934
This is two and a half hours?

329
00:11:47,129 --> 00:11:48,285
Wow. Well...

330
00:11:49,055 --> 00:11:51,163
If your critique of my art is
anything like your critique

331
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,991
of my breakfast choices,
this is gonna be a lot of fun.

332
00:11:54,575 --> 00:11:58,147
Who eats sushi before
11:30 in the morning?

333
00:11:58,436 --> 00:12:00,116
No, don't raise your hand.

334
00:12:00,141 --> 00:12:01,749
I'm asking the class.

335
00:12:06,147 --> 00:12:07,811
This is insane.

336
00:12:09,561 --> 00:12:11,045
I'm starving and I have
to go to the bathroom.

337
00:12:11,070 --> 00:12:13,193
I know, I know. Me too.
I know, but we can't leave.

338
00:12:13,218 --> 00:12:14,716
- N-No.
- Everybody knows

339
00:12:14,741 --> 00:12:16,225
that this is a hot machine,

340
00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:18,381
and the vultures are circling.

341
00:12:18,414 --> 00:12:21,883
Excuse me. Uh, I believe there's
a time limit on these machines.

342
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,624
Sorry. Go fly away, little birdie.

343
00:12:23,649 --> 00:12:25,561
- Fly away.
- Okay, okay. Okay.

344
00:12:25,586 --> 00:12:26,788
All right. We have to take a break.

345
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,350
- We have to do something.
- Okay.

346
00:12:30,267 --> 00:12:32,311
Okay, Grandpa.

347
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:34,920
We're just gonna go ahead
and put you right here,

348
00:12:34,945 --> 00:12:36,516
and if anyone tries to wheel you away,

349
00:12:36,541 --> 00:12:37,788
you just scream, okay?

350
00:12:37,912 --> 00:12:39,813
Okay, thanks. Bye.

351
00:12:40,185 --> 00:12:41,780
I don't know this show.

352
00:12:42,183 --> 00:12:43,553
What is this show?

353
00:12:44,069 --> 00:12:45,483
Where's Andy Rooney?

354
00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:52,082
Oh, look. Hi, kids.

355
00:12:52,107 --> 00:12:53,874
- Hi!
- Oh, hey.

356
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,592
Hi. Have you seen Matt and Colleen?

357
00:12:55,617 --> 00:12:57,514
We've been searching
for them everywhere.

358
00:12:57,539 --> 00:13:00,407
They've been holed up in
the casino, missing all of this.

359
00:13:00,432 --> 00:13:01,678
- Ooh.
- Oh, yeah, no.

360
00:13:01,703 --> 00:13:03,319
- You help yourself.
- Wait a minute.

361
00:13:03,344 --> 00:13:05,011
They've been hiding out
in the casino all day?

362
00:13:05,397 --> 00:13:07,397
Man, why didn't I think of that?

363
00:13:08,029 --> 00:13:10,194
Didn't you have fun at art class?

364
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:13,391
Well, no, I mean, the second hour

365
00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:15,545
really was a banger.

366
00:13:18,749 --> 00:13:20,260
All right. Whoa.

367
00:13:20,285 --> 00:13:22,396
- Oh, no, no. It's just us. It's okay.
- Oh.

368
00:13:22,421 --> 00:13:24,807
I'm glad you're back.
I'm sick of sitting here.

369
00:13:24,832 --> 00:13:27,158
I came to Nassau for the ocean view.

370
00:13:27,183 --> 00:13:28,183
Say no more.

371
00:13:33,402 --> 00:13:34,407
There you go.

372
00:13:34,504 --> 00:13:37,121
I'm not so old that I
don't know the difference

373
00:13:37,146 --> 00:13:39,269
between a wall and the ocean.

374
00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:41,770
Oh.

375
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,715
It's windy today.

376
00:13:49,168 --> 00:13:51,027
There you are.

377
00:13:51,052 --> 00:13:52,910
What are you two doing?

378
00:13:52,935 --> 00:13:54,965
You've been in here all day.

379
00:13:55,129 --> 00:13:56,613
You should be outside,

380
00:13:56,638 --> 00:13:58,793
enjoying paradise.

381
00:14:00,575 --> 00:14:02,957
And why is Mort in a time-out?

382
00:14:03,129 --> 00:14:05,096
Oh, no. He didn't say
that word again, did he?

383
00:14:05,121 --> 00:14:07,121
Oh, no, that's just where
we're storing him.

384
00:14:07,185 --> 00:14:08,660
Storing him?

385
00:14:08,824 --> 00:14:10,034
Until we need him to hold the machine

386
00:14:10,059 --> 00:14:11,308
when we go to the bathroom and get food,

387
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:12,394
take naps and stuff.

388
00:14:12,546 --> 00:14:14,793
Wow. Just what he wants
to be doing on what is...

389
00:14:14,818 --> 00:14:17,082
Let's be honest... His final vacation.

390
00:14:17,371 --> 00:14:19,871
I'll be in the Bahamas next month.

391
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,058
That's now, Mort.

392
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:23,611
Here,

393
00:14:23,636 --> 00:14:25,361
let me wheel you to a different wall,

394
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,082
give you a change of scenery.

395
00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:28,107
Oh.

396
00:14:28,132 --> 00:14:29,722
- Wonderful.
- This is

397
00:14:29,747 --> 00:14:32,394
a couples excursion to a private island.

398
00:14:32,419 --> 00:14:36,043
Take it, please,
and start having a real vacation.

399
00:14:39,026 --> 00:14:40,058
All right.

400
00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:44,647
Oh, my God.

401
00:14:45,303 --> 00:14:46,785
This is...

402
00:14:47,448 --> 00:14:48,824
I mean, look.

403
00:14:48,885 --> 00:14:50,457
Your mom is a genius.

404
00:14:50,482 --> 00:14:51,746
I can't believe we almost missed this.

405
00:14:51,771 --> 00:14:53,480
I know, right? I mean, this is...

406
00:14:53,505 --> 00:14:54,754
- paradise.
- Mm.

407
00:14:58,988 --> 00:15:00,504
What's that noise?

408
00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:03,871
- I think that's the ocean.
- Oh.

409
00:15:04,391 --> 00:15:06,855
- It's very loud. Can't... Yeah.
- Mm.

410
00:15:09,027 --> 00:15:10,227
That sun is...

411
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:11,938
It's really blinding.

412
00:15:11,963 --> 00:15:13,129
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm.

413
00:15:13,154 --> 00:15:14,869
Matt, ugh, this suck

414
00:15:14,894 --> 00:15:16,142
Yeah, no, this is ridiculous.

415
00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:17,504
I can't relax like this.

416
00:15:17,575 --> 00:15:19,438
- We need to get back to our machine.
- Yep.

417
00:15:19,471 --> 00:15:21,105
Why do we ever listen to my mom?

418
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:22,816
- She's an idiot.
- Yes.

419
00:15:22,841 --> 00:15:24,269
What was she thinking?

420
00:15:25,488 --> 00:15:27,638
Hit it. Hit it. Hit it.

421
00:15:28,646 --> 00:15:30,058
- Aah!
- Yes!

422
00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:32,080
Bring us our money!

423
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:34,227
We want our money!

424
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:35,996
- Money person?
- But, seriously,

425
00:15:36,021 --> 00:15:37,246
who does bring that money?

426
00:15:38,149 --> 00:15:39,457
Hello?

427
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,646
_

428
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,732
I want to stand up
to make an announcement.

429
00:15:51,552 --> 00:15:53,232
It'll sound the same sitting.

430
00:15:54,693 --> 00:15:57,771
I didn't just bring you
here for a vacation.

431
00:15:58,134 --> 00:16:01,880
I wanted to introduce you to
someone special in my life.

432
00:16:01,905 --> 00:16:03,919
What, you're already dating someone?

433
00:16:03,944 --> 00:16:05,486
Mom just died.

434
00:16:05,511 --> 00:16:08,506
Oh, but, to be fair,
she was a horrible person.

435
00:16:08,531 --> 00:16:09,701
I'm not dating.

436
00:16:09,726 --> 00:16:11,802
I would never betray
your mother like that.

437
00:16:12,357 --> 00:16:13,419
Now, I'd like you to meet

438
00:16:13,444 --> 00:16:15,747
the son I had behind your mother's back.

439
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,747
- What?
- Stuart.

440
00:16:19,489 --> 00:16:20,826
Hello, family!

441
00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:22,036
Hello!

442
00:16:22,061 --> 00:16:23,310
Hi. How are you?

443
00:16:23,335 --> 00:16:25,388
Nice to see you. I'm your Uncle Stuart.

444
00:16:25,413 --> 00:16:27,029
- How do you do?
- The olive guy.

445
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,388
Ah, it's a pleasure.

446
00:16:29,682 --> 00:16:30,772
You, I know.

447
00:16:30,797 --> 00:16:32,364
You, I don't like so much.

448
00:16:32,528 --> 00:16:33,833
But I saved your life.

449
00:16:33,858 --> 00:16:35,592
Yeah, you saved my life,
you killed my marriage.

450
00:16:35,863 --> 00:16:37,430
How could you, Dad?

451
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,474
I told you... I hated your mother.

452
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:41,667
But, over time, I...

453
00:16:41,692 --> 00:16:43,224
I grew to hate his, too.

454
00:16:43,249 --> 00:16:44,462
Oh, she's a horrible woman.

455
00:16:44,487 --> 00:16:45,493
Your mother, not mine.

456
00:16:45,518 --> 00:16:46,633
God rest her soul.

457
00:16:46,751 --> 00:16:47,844
My mother, not yours.

458
00:16:47,869 --> 00:16:50,504
Okay, okay. So, I'm related to this guy?

459
00:16:50,947 --> 00:16:52,797
What do you say you put out
your shaking hand and I say,

460
00:16:52,822 --> 00:16:54,165
"You put that thing away"

461
00:16:54,190 --> 00:16:55,665
and we hug like brothers?

462
00:16:55,690 --> 00:16:58,321
What do you say you and
my good-for-nothing father

463
00:16:58,346 --> 00:16:59,399
go to hell?

464
00:16:59,891 --> 00:17:01,524
And then we'll hug like brothers.

465
00:17:03,961 --> 00:17:05,641
I'm so sorry, honey.

466
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,149
I can't imagine how you feel.

467
00:17:08,174 --> 00:17:10,075
The rest of us are just reeling.

468
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,454
Well, Sophia didn't seem to care much.

469
00:17:12,479 --> 00:17:13,930
Oh, but she's a child.

470
00:17:14,202 --> 00:17:16,704
Yeah, well, I'm not
giving her a birthday gift.

471
00:17:16,729 --> 00:17:18,141
Who's the child now?

472
00:17:18,503 --> 00:17:19,503
John.

473
00:17:20,475 --> 00:17:22,282
How did he have time for another family

474
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:24,415
when he never had time for ours?

475
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,844
You know, he worked non-stop.

476
00:17:27,084 --> 00:17:28,891
Yeah, but when you think about it,

477
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,133
what kind of a gym teacher
takes business trips?

478
00:17:34,258 --> 00:17:36,469
I like these. What are these, tuna?
These tuna fish?

479
00:17:36,494 --> 00:17:37,954
Uh, stingrays.

480
00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:39,620
- Stingrays?
- Yeah.

481
00:17:40,094 --> 00:17:41,993
Oh, okay, yeah. Okay, I can see that.

482
00:17:42,164 --> 00:17:44,344
- You okay, Johnny?
- Yeah.

483
00:17:44,519 --> 00:17:47,352
I want to make sure you
give Junior a fair shake.

484
00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:50,282
Junior? Who's Junior?

485
00:17:50,307 --> 00:17:52,001
Oh, I don't like where this is going.

486
00:17:52,026 --> 00:17:53,344
Stuart's my middle name.

487
00:17:53,455 --> 00:17:55,508
My first name is Mort, just like Dad.

488
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,868
Mort Stuart Short?

489
00:17:58,531 --> 00:18:00,915
Why do you get the most
beautiful name in the family?

490
00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,719
No, honey, don't worry.

491
00:18:02,744 --> 00:18:05,594
I-I'm sure John is
a family name, too. Right?

492
00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:07,141
We let the nurse name you.

493
00:18:10,893 --> 00:18:12,672
I should've known when I saw Dad

494
00:18:12,697 --> 00:18:14,516
having lunch with another family.

495
00:18:14,751 --> 00:18:17,038
- What? When did that happen?
- Yeah.

496
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,633
At his nursing home.

497
00:18:18,658 --> 00:18:22,227
He said he wanted to eat
with his other family.

498
00:18:22,252 --> 00:18:24,487
You know, I-I smiled and just left,

499
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,204
knowing I'd done the right thing,

500
00:18:26,229 --> 00:18:27,696
putting him in that home.

501
00:18:27,872 --> 00:18:30,587
Oh, well, now maybe you don't
have to visit him so much.

502
00:18:30,612 --> 00:18:32,063
And you always complained

503
00:18:32,088 --> 00:18:34,266
about that difficult parking lot anyway.

504
00:18:34,453 --> 00:18:37,688
I think my dad loves the
man he named after himself

505
00:18:37,713 --> 00:18:39,227
more than he loves me.

506
00:18:39,962 --> 00:18:42,055
And I'll bet that nurse named me

507
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,008
a-after a corpse in the hallway.

508
00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:47,361
John Doe Short, don't even say that.

509
00:18:47,386 --> 00:18:49,743
You're focusing on the wrong thing.

510
00:18:49,768 --> 00:18:52,494
I mean, you can be angry
with your father

511
00:18:52,519 --> 00:18:55,251
or you can be happy you have a brother.

512
00:18:55,276 --> 00:18:57,634
I mean, you always wished
for a brother, right?

513
00:18:57,659 --> 00:19:00,228
Yeah. To teach me to play the guitar.

514
00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:02,517
But does Stuart even know how?

515
00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:05,220
I mean, he's obviously a cool guy,

516
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,626
but who knows if he's musical?

517
00:19:07,651 --> 00:19:10,704
Well, why don't you talk
to him and find out?

518
00:19:12,414 --> 00:19:14,470
Oh, sure. Yeah, jazz,

519
00:19:14,650 --> 00:19:16,282
classical, calypso,

520
00:19:16,646 --> 00:19:18,720
rock, blues.

521
00:19:19,238 --> 00:19:20,860
I hate every kind of guitar.

522
00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:24,110
- Oh. Oh, well, then,
- Hmm.

523
00:19:24,135 --> 00:19:27,024
Uh, maybe you two can find
something else to bond over.

524
00:19:27,049 --> 00:19:28,049
No.

525
00:19:28,442 --> 00:19:30,978
No, I'm a man of very few interests.

526
00:19:31,258 --> 00:19:34,298
I'm just a guy who spent
his life in the skies.

527
00:19:34,653 --> 00:19:36,587
Oh, you're a pilot, too?

528
00:19:36,612 --> 00:19:37,845
Flight attendant!

529
00:19:38,366 --> 00:19:40,000
Oh. Yeah.

530
00:19:40,025 --> 00:19:42,757
W-Well, we'll-we'll find something.

531
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:01,950
Wow!

532
00:20:02,724 --> 00:20:03,850
Great!

533
00:20:06,014 --> 00:20:07,419
Look, uh, I'm...

534
00:20:07,444 --> 00:20:09,873
sorry I was so cold when we first met.

535
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,325
Oh, put that thing away.

536
00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:12,762
Come on, come on. Bring it in.

537
00:20:16,959 --> 00:20:18,147
Listen, Johnny boy,

538
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,661
having a brother takes a
little getting used to.

539
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,776
I know it took me a long
time to get used to Gary.

540
00:20:22,897 --> 00:20:25,030
Oh, I don't like where this is going.

541
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:26,290
Who's Gary?

542
00:20:26,315 --> 00:20:27,957
He's your other brother.

543
00:20:27,982 --> 00:20:29,483
Dad got around a lot.

544
00:20:29,508 --> 00:20:30,911
- You got to be kidding.
- No, no, no.

545
00:20:30,936 --> 00:20:32,662
You're gonna love Gary. He's the best.

546
00:20:32,687 --> 00:20:35,665
Yeah. It's Mitch
that's the real bastard.

547
00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:38,569
But that's teenagers for you.

548
00:20:39,295 --> 00:20:40,351
Mitch?

549
00:20:42,082 --> 00:20:44,514
Maybe Mitch knows
how to play the guitar.

550
00:20:55,414 --> 00:21:00,414
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