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(thunder rumbling)

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(chainsaw ignition pulling)

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(motor revs)
(woman screams)

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ANNOUNCER:
FX presents Better Things.

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(crying)

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Hi.

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Do you want to buy her
the earrings?

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'Cause that's
why she's crying,

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because of six dollar
earrings that--

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She has them
at home already.

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But she wants them
for right now, so--

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You should go into that store
and buy them for her.

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'Cause I'm not doing it.

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Or stop looking.

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(crying)

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(sighs)

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You want
Hot Dog on a Stick?

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(Sam sighs)

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* Mother, you had me

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* But I never had you

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* I wanted you

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* You didn't want me.

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(water running)

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(cell phone buzzing)

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Oh.

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Yeah. What happened?

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Hi, Richard.

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Hey. Hey. Uh--

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Look, uh, Richard--

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Um, uh, uh, uh--

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Yeah, look, Richard,
I, I--

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-Uh-oh.
-Richard?

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I'll see you
at school things.

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Yeah, ok-okay

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(groans)

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Who is that?

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Sophie's dad.

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Ew.
Ew!

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Yeah, that was
a big mistake.

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What about
Charlize's dad?

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What about him?

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Mm.

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Is he tall?

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To me.

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WOMAN:
Listen, Jack.

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I started this firm,

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and you are not
getting rid of me.

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Listen, Jack.

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Listen,
Jack.

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Listen, Jack.
I started this firm.

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And you're not
getting rid of me.

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I don't care what you
and that bimbo try to pull,

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I will eat your goddamn
lunch on this deal!

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Listen, listen.
Listen, Jack.

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Listen,
Jack.

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Listen, Jack.

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(groans)
Figures.

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(laughs)

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Of course.

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Of course you're here.

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Of course you're here.

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(clears throat)

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(exhales)

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Listen, Jack.
I started this firm,

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and you're not--
(laughs)

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You're not, you're
not gonna do that.

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Don't do that.

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It's good to practice.

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It is.

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Shh!
Be...

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(whispering): How are you?
What's goin' on?

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(sighs)

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Well, I wish
for one boring day.

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I really hate you, Mom.
You are so unfair!

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Good.
Fine.

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Go live with
your father.

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Yeah, I'm leaving
right now.

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Very crazy good.

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House full of young girls
kicking my ass.

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You are so unfair!
Get in the house.

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Go to bed.
I'm gonna make
your life a living hell.

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Chewie!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa,

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whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
(horn honking)

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I hear you.
I only have one,

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so I can't even imagine.

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You have kids?
You have a kid?

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I do.
I have one.

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That's so weird to me.

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What?
No, I didn't--

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You don't seem maternal.

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Thanks.
I appreciate that.

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That's what, they all
say that, too, um,

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Are you dating Luke

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Thatcher?
What? No.

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I don't know.
Somebody said that.

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No.
No?

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Ew. No, I'm dating
my daughters.

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They're my love life.
The whole day.

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Oh, okay.

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All right.
Focus, focus.

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Listen, Jack.

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I started this firm,
and you're not--

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I mean, who
writes this shit?

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I don't know.
I don't understand.

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I mean, do we st--?

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(laughing):
Oh, my God.
Thank you.

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I know!
It is so good to see you.

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Oh, it's so good
to see you, too.

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I'm glad you're back. I mean,
this is gonna be great.
No, I...

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Are you kidding me?

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Yeah.
Are you gonna go?

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Yeah, it's Julie Bowen.

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Yeah, you're right.

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* There will always be
someone better than you *

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Oh, it's fantastic.
Bye.

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* Even if you're the best

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* So let's stop
the competition now *

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* While we will both
be losers *

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(beeping)

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Wait! Don't go in there.

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The wizard will see us,

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and he'll try to rez us down.

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(cell phone buzzing)

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(beeping)

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SAM:
Hello?

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Hi, Miss Jacobs.

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Yes. I'm sorry.

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Duke had her homework,
but I forgot it in my van.

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I took her
to the dentist today.

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Yeah.

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(mouthing)

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Yeah, I understand that.

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Yes, I know.

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Amanda, will you
give me a break?

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I have three of them,
and you know I work.

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No. No, he doesn't help.

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They haven't seen him
in, like, a month.

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I didn't say
that was your problem!

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I--
(exhales)

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Okay. All right.

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Amanda?

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And I'm so sorry.

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Thank you.

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Whoo. Okay, Vernon.
I am so sorry.

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One more time.
Almost done.

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Adrenaline.

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(clears throat)

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(beeping)

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Wait! Don't go in there.

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The wizard will see us,
and he'll try to-- Goddamnit.

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That woman is
pure shit on a stick.

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I cannot wait till my daughter
leaves that school,

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so I can tell her
what a cock-biting douche

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her teacher was!

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Ooh, Vernon!

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Okay.

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One more for the wizard.

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(whoops)

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Where is the freakin'
graph paper?

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I mean, this place is like
a pre-apocalyptic nightmare.

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Oh, calm down, Mom.

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Okay, graph paper,
journal notebook,

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dictionary...

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That woman smelled like
my dad's girlfriend.

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Ew.
What?

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What?

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Oh, headphones, that's
great, and speakers,

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and calc-- Where's the
freakin' graph paper?!

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I don't know, Mom!

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Now get the binders
and the rest of the stuff.

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(sighs)

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Does anyone actually work here?

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Hello!

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Does anybody actually work here?

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MAN:
Yes, I do!

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But I'm with customers
right now.

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Wait, but can you tell me

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at least where I can
find the graph paper?

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Aisle eight.

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This is aisle eight.

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Oh, here it is.

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That was great, Mom.

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Just freak out in the store,
why don't you?

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I didn't freak out.
Just nobody works there.

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I wish
you smoked pot, Mom.

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What?

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It would be
good for you.

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Stoners aren't losers, Mom.

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And it would
mellow you out.

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I'm perfectly mellow.

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Can I ask you something?

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(chuckles)
No, you know what?

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Never mind.
You'll just freak out.

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Okay, you don't have to,

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but now you know
you're going to.

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Could you get pot for me?

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What?

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Gabby Shuster's mom told her
if she ever wanted

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to smoke pot,
she'd get it for her.

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Like, don't you want me
to have clean, organic pot?

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You should want me
to have good nugs.

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"Good nugs"?

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(laughs)

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I don't even know
what to say!

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That's amazing.

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I don't know
how to get pot.

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I don't even know
where to get--

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Gabby Shuster's mom
said that to you?

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Okay, that's great.

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I can't even get Gran
pot for her arthritis.

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How about this?
How about this?

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No. No, Max, I'm
not gonna get you pot.

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It's so easy, Mom.
Sorry.

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You get a prescription.
Oh.

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00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,113
You just have to be 18.
Oh.

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00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:09,683
Max, honey, can
we just go back

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to the regular hard things,
like school supplies?

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You should be happy
I'm honest with you.

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I could just get it
and not tell you.

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Oh, yeah, well, that
might be a little better.

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Seriously?

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Yeah, these things
are normal,

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but you should be
ashamed of them.

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Why? You're--
Little bit.

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You're my mom.
I want you to know

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if I have sex
or if I want to get high.

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Aah!

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No! Hide things from me.

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Please!

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* Dunkin' bagels,
dunkin' bagels *

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* Dunkin' bagels

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* Smash! In the coffee

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* Dunkin' bagels

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* Smash! In the coffee.

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Why?

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Wait, why'd she say that?

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00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:05,138
(playing notes on piano)

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00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:22,122
Come here.

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00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,791
Yeah.

241
00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:26,326
You're a good dog.

242
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,328
I'm a bad dog mom.

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Mom?

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What?

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00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:36,804
What?

246
00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:37,838
What?

247
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,306
Mom, I didn't
say anything.

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Neither did I.

249
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Then why are
you mad at me?

250
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,645
Baby, just--
(sighs)

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I love you.
What?

252
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,117
You want me
to make you a burrito?

253
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,618
Yeah.

254
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,221
This is a burrito,

255
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burrito,
my little burrito.

256
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Did you brush
your teeth?

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00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,461
Yes.

258
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,163
Let me smell.

259
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,834
Why do you say you brush
when you didn't brush?

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00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,836
I don't know.

261
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,503
I'm so tired.

262
00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:13,506
But isn't it easier
to just go brush?

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00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:16,209
Do you want to be a kid
with orange teeth?

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00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,344
I don't know.

265
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,579
I'm so tired.

266
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:22,182
You promise to brush
in the morning?

267
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,217
Yes, Mama.

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Okay.

269
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,688
Good girl.

270
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,690
Mama, come.

271
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,692
Oh, no, baby.

272
00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,995
I can't lay down.

273
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,030
It's late.
I have too much to do.

274
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:39,032
Come on, Mama, please?

275
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,568
(sighs)
Okay.

276
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:45,072
Just for a minute.

277
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,540
(sighs)

278
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,678
All right.

279
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,681
No, Mama, under.

280
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,050
No, no,
I can't get under.

281
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,518
Please?
No.

282
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,220
And don't touch me.

283
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,622
I swear to God, if your
little baby hands touch me,

284
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:05,759
I'll fall asleep and then
I'll be in a lot of trouble.

285
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,694
I'll play you a song.

286
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,862
Okay.

287
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,430
Okay?

288
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,668
*

289
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:37,090
* Wandering
through starry skies *

290
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:42,262
* And when tomorrow's
day arrives *

291
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,966
* Arrives, arrives, arrives

292
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:49,402
* Arrives, arrives,
arrives *

293
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,939
* Arrives, ah

294
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:56,743
* Wandering
through starry skies *

295
00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:02,282
* And when tomorrow's
day arrives *

296
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:05,886
* I'll be a morning
closer to-- *

297
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,192
(groans)

298
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,129
Oh!

299
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,534
(music playing,
indistinct chatter)

300
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,676
GIRL:
No, it's--
(laughing)

301
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,580
Hi, Mom.

302
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:38,451
You were asleep,
so I just had...

303
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,187
had them come over.

304
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:43,891
Oh, my God, Sam, I cannot
believe this is you.

305
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:47,360
You were, like, Duke's age.
Oh, I love this show.

306
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,863
Yep, that's me.

307
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,064
(high-pitched voice):
Life sucks.

308
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,900
(laughter)

309
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,634
(chuckles)

310
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,236
Uh...

311
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,671
Mom?

312
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,640
Can you get us
some food, please?

313
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,943
(laughing)

314
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,047
(cell phone chimes)

315
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:14,354
*

316
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:33,573
* Rolls and flows

317
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,242
* Of angel hair

318
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,476
Okay, fine.

319
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,413
* And ice cream castles

320
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:44,217
* In the air

321
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,753
* And feather canyons

322
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:51,091
* Everywhere

323
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,493
* I've looked at clouds
that way *

324
00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:00,467
* But now they only
block the sun *

325
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:07,740
* They rain and they snow
on everyone *

326
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:14,314
* So many things
I would've done *

327
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,686
* But clouds got in my way

328
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,391
* I've looked at clouds

329
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:28,628
* From both sides now

330
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:31,298
* From up and down

331
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:35,235
* And still somehow

332
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,837
* It's cloud illusions

333
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:41,774
* I recall

334
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,911
* I really
don't know clouds *

335
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,015
*

336
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,229
(distant siren)

337
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,836
(door opens)

338
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,674
(door closes)

339
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,610
Mama.

340
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,446
Hi, baby.
You up?

341
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,480
Why are you up?

342
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,315
You left.

343
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:23,950
Yes, I did, baby.

344
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,820
But I stayed in there
with you for a long time.

345
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,389
Long time.

346
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:41,268
It's been a really
long day and--

347
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,009
(sighs)

348
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,246
(sighs)

349
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,154
MAN:
Sammy.

350
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,255
Wake up.

351
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,490
Hey, wake up, baby.

352
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,259
Hey! Hi.
Hey, cookie.

353
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:09,162
Sammy, cookie,
you want to hear a story?

354
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,563
I got a good one for you.
Let me tell you--

355
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,031
WOMAN:
No, don't get in there
and wind her up,

356
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,334
I just got her down.

357
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,069
(shouts)

358
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,737
Listen, Sammy,

359
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:18,771
your dad had a great day.

360
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,207
I had a great day.

361
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,008
Okay, I got irons
in the fire, kid.

362
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,244
This guy called me, he thinks he
wants to do one of my stories.

363
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,845
You remember the one
about the junk man?

364
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,780
He could see things
other people couldn't.

365
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,182
Could turn garbage into gold.

366
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,683
He thinks it could
go to television.

367
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,085
I'm talkin' TV,
the big game.

368
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:34,621
You, me, the big game.
Everything could change.

369
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,589
Even for her.
Don't tell her I woke you up.

370
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,291
All right, go back to bed.
Good night.

371
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,499
(hip-hop song
playing in Spanish)

372
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:01,648
No, no, no, no,

373
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,950
no, no, no, no, no!

374
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,285
GIRL:
Mom?
(door slams)

375
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,353
No, don't come in here.

376
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:09,789
Mom!
Don't come in here.

377
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,791
Don't come
in here.

378
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:12,792
Don't come in here!

379
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,962
Jesus, Mom,
you're so bi-polar!

380
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,564
I said get out.

381
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,133
Did you know
that in Africa,

382
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,568
girls get their
clitoris cut off

383
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,836
when they're, like,
13 on their birthday?

384
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,072
What if I did that
as, like, a protest?

385
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,441
That would be so,
like, real.

386
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,343
Get out.

387
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,245
Get out of my room.
Get out.

388
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,413
Get out of my room.
No.

389
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,581
Get out.

390
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,616
Get out of my room.
No.

391
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,852
Frankie!

392
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:43,523
You didn't even knock.

393
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:44,991
(door slams)

394
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,527
And no, you're not getting
your clit cut off!

395
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,196
WOMAN:
Oh, sweetie.

396
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,998
Okay.

397
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,533
What are you looking for?

398
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,702
What do you
want to look at?

399
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,304
Like--
(sighs)

400
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,439
I want to see
something real.

401
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,174
You know, I--
Uh-huh.

402
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,809
Real.

403
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:06,979
Like, I want it
to at least feel real.

404
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,216
Can they just, like,
make it feel real?

405
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,550
What are
your search words?

406
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,785
I don't--
What?

407
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,020
I don't know what that is.

408
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,655
Everything you want
is out there.

409
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,291
You just need to know how to
narrow it down to search words.

410
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,893
Close your eyes
and picture anything,

411
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,995
and there is porn
of that on the Internet.

412
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,897
If you want to see

413
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,634
a fat man farting
into a girl's mouth,

414
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:31,238
type in fat fart mouth.

415
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,072
Oh.
Try it.

416
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,074
Think about
what you really want,

417
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,076
and boil it down
to three words.

418
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,246
Mm.

419
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,381
What do you got?

420
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,082
Penis.

421
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:46,653
Maybe.

422
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,987
Close up.

423
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,556
(man laughs)

424
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:52,058
Don't--

425
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,794
You probably knew
I was gonna say that.

426
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,934
I don't give a shit.
I just want to be with you.

427
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,170
No, Stan, we're not
a couple anymore.

428
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,172
We're business partners.
Oh, screw the business.

429
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,940
I'd burn the whole
business to the ground

430
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,277
if I could just get one
sniff of your panties.

431
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,744
Oh.
Come on, baby.

432
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:14,514
Oh...
I want to taste you.

433
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,849
(moaning)

434
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,851
I love you.
(sighs)

435
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,120
(groaning)

436
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,790
Hold on.

437
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,224
Hang on.
Huh?

438
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,093
Can I just--?
John?

439
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,795
One--?
Can I have one second?

440
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,029
WOMAN:
Cut!

441
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,264
You okay?
MAN:
Cutting.

442
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,532
You all right?
Yeah, I'm okay.

443
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,633
Thank you.

444
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,001
(grunts)

445
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,178
(sighs)

446
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,817
Sorry, Gary.
I love you.

447
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,084
That's okay, Sammy,
take your time.

448
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,119
I love you, baby.

449
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,153
Hey, you okay?

450
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,154
Hi.
Yes.

451
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,590
I just--
Come here.

452
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,559
I want to--
John?

453
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,461
Okay, you know
I'm a gamer.

454
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,763
I come here,
I throw down.

455
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,798
That... that's
why I love you.

456
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,800
Okay, so you know
I have three kids.

457
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,402
Girls.
Yeah.

458
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,604
Daughters.
Hey, I love those guys.

459
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:14,307
I know... wh-when are they
gonna ever come visit the set?

460
00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:15,808
Huh?
It'd be fun.

461
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:16,909
Okay, you remember Max?

462
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,978
My oldest?

463
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,147
Okay, she's
in high school now.

464
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:25,084
And in the interest
of her carpool

465
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,853
that I drive
every morning...

466
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,288
(hip-song playing in Spanish)

467
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:33,860
What's the problem?

468
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:36,329
Okay, there's this one

469
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,531
moment in this scene,
Right.

470
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:41,000
a little detail that
I just want to dial down

471
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,769
Oh.
a tiny bit.

472
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,604
I'm not sure that
I want to live with it.

473
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,340
Mm-hmm, sure.
Just, uh--

474
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:49,842
That's no problem, here.
Just tell me, tell me what part.

475
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:53,980
It's the part where
my legs are up in the air,

476
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:56,048
and that one
is eating my pussy,

477
00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:58,184
and his son walks in
and sees us.

478
00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,219
Oh, you mean
the funny part.

479
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,856
(clicks tongue)
Mm-mm.

480
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,291
Yeah.

481
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,693
(laughs)

482
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,227
Thanks.
Sammy?

483
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,662
You're the best.

484
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,231
I...

485
00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:15,402
* Now the name of this song
is the flat feet floogie *

486
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:18,137
* The flat feet floogie
with the floy, floy *

487
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,007
* The flat feet floogie with
the floy, floy *

488
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,242
* The flat feet floogie
with the floy, floy *

489
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:26,145
* The floy joy, the floy joy,
the floy joy, the floy joy *

490
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,815
* The flat feet floogie
with the floy, floy *

491
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,917
* The flat feet floogie with
the floy, floy *

492
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:32,685
(groans)

493
00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,320
* The flat feet floogie
with the floy, floy *

494
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,189
* The floy joy, the floy joy,
the floy joy, the floy joy *

495
00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:39,426
* If you feeling sad and blue

496
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:42,829
* You don't know what to do

497
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,565
* If the blues is
hanging around your door *

498
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:48,435
* Just sing this riff
and it bound to go *

499
00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:51,070
* The flat feet floogie
with the floy, floy *

500
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:53,673
* The flat feet floogie with
the floy, floy *

501
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,175
* The flat feet floogie
with the floy, floy *

502
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,111
* The floy joy, the floy joy,
the floy joy, the floy joy *

503
00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:02,281
* Bam-bam, bam-bam,
bama *

504
00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:04,917
* Bam-bam, bam-bam, bama

505
00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:07,454
* Bam-bam, bam-bam,
bam *

506
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:10,322
* Rap-bam, bam-ba-de-loople,
bad boy *

507
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:24,070
(harmonizing)

508
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,908
(record needle skipping)

509
00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:55,868
(muffled screaming)

510
00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,509
ANNOUNCER: Better Things.

511
00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:05,011
All new Thursdays
at 10:00 on FX.

512
00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:11,183
Oh, gosh.
What are you doing?

513
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,986
(men laughing)

514
00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:16,623
(vacuum whirring)

515
00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:19,692
(bed squeaking)

516
00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:22,128
(groaning)

517
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:24,296
(birds chirping)

518
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:26,533
-Ah!
-Whoo-hoo-hoo!

519
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:27,667
MAN: What?

520
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:49,522
You're the Worst. All new
Wednesdays at 10:00.

521
00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:51,423
Only on FXX.

522
00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:54,527
-(snarls)
-EPHRAIM: It's been 23 days

523
00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:56,328
since the nightmare began.

524
00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:59,198
Why do we fight?

525
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:03,870
-Revenge.
-(woman screaming)

526
00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:07,607
ANNOUNCER: The Strain,
all new Sundays at 10:00 on FX.

527
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:13,412
* (orchestra: dramatic)
(screaming)

528
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:18,050
I have to go back
to my sorority!
(screams)

529
00:25:19,418 --> 00:25:22,221
* (harp)

530
00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:25,558
* (orchestra: dramatic)

531
00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:29,061
* (short drumroll)