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Ooh.

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Hi.

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Come here.

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Oh, my God, Mom!

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I can't help it.

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It's only elementary school.

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- Mm.
- It's okay.

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Mm.

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Mm.

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What?

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Mm.

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All right, listen, Mom.

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By the time Duke graduates
high school at 18,

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she's gonna be such a
bitch that you're gonna be

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so happy she's off to college.

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And Max will have moved
in and out of the house

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by then probably ten or so times?

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So, you're not gonna have to
worry about being frail and old

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and alone and not have
anyone to feed and bathe you.

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- Thank you?
- And if you don't have someone,

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don't worry.

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We're all gonna die from climate change.

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- Frankie!
- Frankie!

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Don't say that!

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<i>Ka nui nga mihi.</i>

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I'm proud of you.

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Don't worry. Teenagers
are gonna fix the world.

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I mean, preteens have
already figured out

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how to break down Styrofoam.

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And now there are
machines that can suck CO2

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out of the atmosphere.

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Oh, thank God.

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But before you get too excited,

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oil companies are the ones
funding these machines,

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so as long as they can
take CO2 out of the air,

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they're still gonna sell gas.

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♪ <i>My little dearie</i> ♪

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♪ <i>You're not the only one</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Who cares for me</i> ♪

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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- Thanks. Yeah. Welcome.
- Hi!

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Look who's here!

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- Hello, Samuel.
- Hi!

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- How are you?
- Hi.

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- Hi, Caroline.
- Hi!

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- How are you?
- How are you?

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- Good to see you.
- Mom.

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- Hello.
- Hello, Marion.

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Hello, Caroline.

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- Nice to see you again. Oh.
- Hello. Oh.

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Okay.

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Uh, come in, please. Everyone, please.

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- Oh.
- Welcome. Come in.

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Yes. Whoa. Oh!

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Yeah.

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I love these old Hancock Park homes.

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- Right?
- Wow!

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Echo. Echo.

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The chandelier is so cool. It's huge!

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Is it secure, Marion?

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Yes. Yes, it's secure.

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During earthquakes,
those are the first to go.

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- You're fine.
- Well, I'd prefer not to stand here.

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Who's forcing you
to stand there, Phyllis?

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Come in, please.

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Look, there's more house.

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Whoa!

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Look at this living room!

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House Targaryen.

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- Uh, well...
- Wow.

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Yes, Caroline decorated the place,

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chose all the art herself.

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- Mm.
- She deserves all the credit.

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- Thank you.
- Please.

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Yeah. Congratulations.

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Uh, so how do you,
uh, like living in L.A.?

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Oh, well, technically,
we're not living here.

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The house in Texas
is still our home base.

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- Mm.
- But we bought this place

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because we felt we needed
an L.A. presence,

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with Dormin being a junior at Stanford,

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and Marion being...

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Well, he comes out here
so often on a whim.

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And my work bringing me here.

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Well, your work doesn't
really bring you out here.

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Occasionally it does.

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Sure. Every now and then.

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- Yes, that's what "occasionally" means.
- Yeah. That's right.

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Every so often. Yeah.

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I'm gonna get a drink, but,
anyway, this is so cool.

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- Come on, Mom.
- Should we get a lemon drop?

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Yeah. Let's get a...

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I don't like that bottom.

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You look beautiful, by the way.

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- Thank you.
- Yeah.

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And The Kid says...

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"The hell do you think?"

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Oh, my God.

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I love when Uncle Marion does this.
He's, like, a genius.

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No, those impressions are
so old and expired and lame.

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It's like he's speaking a dead language.

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Sometimes it happens. It goes. Ooh.

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My favorite nephew.

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- Hi, baby. How's school?
- I hate everyone there.

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Good.

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You're the only communist
to ever endure business school.

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- I love that.
- Thanks. You want a drink?

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Yeah. Set me up.

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Oh, are we having a little nip?

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Yeah. He made me a ginger mule?

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- Ginger mule.
- Mule.

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It's really good, actually.

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<i>- L'chaim.
- L'chaim.</i>

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<i>L'chaim.</i>

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Oh, burns right there. Hee-up-ah!

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Oh, no. Take it by the stem,

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- and then you get a better sound.
- Oh, my God.

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Okay. Let's see.

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No difference.

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Hi. Hi, everyone.

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Thank you so much for coming.

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Yes. Thank you.

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To all of our L.A. friends, welcome.

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Drink the wine, taste the cheeses.

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Uh, the Surrey White Stilton
Gold was flown in from England,

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so only a few dozen blocks were made.

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Yes, thank you, everyone, for coming.

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I hope you enjoy our new house.

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And, uh, paraphrasing our
favorite Lieutenant Columbo,

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Think of this as a great place

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to come home to to finish getting drunk.

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See? She gets it.

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I can do it, too.

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Are you all right?

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I saw you were choking a second ago.

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Oh, no, I wasn't choking. I was gagging.

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You see, the Stilton was cold.

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You can't do that. Ruins the cheese.

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- Y-You know what?
- What?

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I simply told her her Stilton
should not be served cold,

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and I was absolutely right.

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Mm.

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What should I do with this?

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Is there a dog anywhere?

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Can we go and eat now?

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- I'm starving.
- Mm.

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I think we've put enough time
into this family root canal.

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Yeah. Okay.

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I just want to take
a family picture. Bro!

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Come here. Let's take a family picture.

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- Over there.
- Family photo.

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- How did we not do this already?
- Oh, excuse me.

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Do you mind taking a picture

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of me and my family?

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- Thank you so much.
- There we are. Oh.

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You just press the camera.

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Oh!

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Ooh.

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Oh, hang on. Let me just move this.

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- No! Don't touch this...
- I apologize.

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Ready? And... on three.

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Take several. They're cheap.

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Yeah. That's good.

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- Cute!
- That's nice.

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All right, one more,
but this time, only blood.

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Sure.

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Hmm.

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There we are.

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- Lovely. Good.
- Okay.

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Right. Uh, good night, Marion.

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Unbelievable pleasure, Mom.

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We're going. Sorry, bro.

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- We're starving, so...
- No.

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Yeah. You want to go?
We're gonna go to Tacos Mexico.

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I knew it. I said to her,

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"People are gonna leave hungry."

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We argued about it for days.

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Now look at this.
People are leaving hungry.

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- You were right.
- Well, I love you.

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- You, too.
- I'll see you later.

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- All right.
- Bye, Uncle Marion.

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- I'm gonna miss you the most.
- I love you.

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Don't tell the others.

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What's up?

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- What?
- Hi. I'm not...

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- Uh, come here.
- What?

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- I want... Let's talk for one sec.
- Okay.

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- Hi.
- Hey, how's it going?

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I was just wondering
h-how-how you doing?

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How are you and Caroline doing?

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What? We're fine.

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What do you want? Stop. Seriously.

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You're looking at me like a weirdo.

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Nothing. I want you to be happy.

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When did I say I'm not?

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Not everyone needs to be divorced, okay?

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Whoa, that's not fair.

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That's not what I'm saying.

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It must become tiresome
at some point, right?

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Waving the singledom flag

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with such self-righteousness.

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Knocking on everyone's door.

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"Are you guys okay?"

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"You sure you don't need a break?"

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Throwing everyone's relationship

206
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off its axis with your adorable voice.

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Maybe, I don't know,

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some couples actually want
to work through their shit.

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Crazy.

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- You're right. I'm a dick.
- Hmm.

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But if you actually do ever need help,

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I want you to blink twice.

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Because I can't tell if that rant

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was your wife's opinion or your own.

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Such a world-class pain in the ass.

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I know.

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That's because I love
you like a brother...

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- Mm-hmm.
- ... who is actually my brother.

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- Turns out.
- Yo.

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All right.

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- Sorry I'm leaving.
- Don't.

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Get out of my face.

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All right. Remember.

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Blink twice.

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How's this? Is this a blink?

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Yeah, that's kind of a b-b-blink-blink.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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It was fun.

229
00:10:03,419 --> 00:10:04,934
Oh, yeah.

230
00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:08,797
Have a good time being
impacted by the cheese wheel.

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Hi.

232
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Um, how does this work, exactly?

233
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You just give me your ID,

234
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- and I check you in.
- Okay.

235
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Cool, cool. Here you go.

236
00:10:34,404 --> 00:10:36,278
Uh, could you take it
out of your wallet, please?

237
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Oh, okay.

238
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See, it's just...

239
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It's kind of hard for me to...

240
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I'm actually here for my hands.

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It's so funny.

242
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Okay.

243
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This is so weird.

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It used to be very, very scary and hard

245
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to buy pot.

246
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I remember there used to be this guy

247
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who was, like, this amazing musician,

248
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but he was also starving,
so you used to call and say,

249
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"Hey, man, you got any music?"

250
00:11:04,795 --> 00:11:06,941
Girl, I used to score from a guy

251
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:10,470
from Studio 54, Johnny Bag O' Doughnuts.

252
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He's in Sing Sing now.

253
00:11:13,201 --> 00:11:15,316
I once got kicked out of a store

254
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for calling a bong a bong.

255
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I mean, this was in the Poconos,
for Christ's sakes.

256
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Those were the days.

257
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- Mm-hmm.
- Here's your ID back.

258
00:11:23,248 --> 00:11:24,855
You were born in '69?

259
00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,730
I was copping weed in '69.

260
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- I'm 68.
- What?

261
00:11:30,451 --> 00:11:32,949
- I look good.
- Yeah, you do.

262
00:11:32,974 --> 00:11:35,129
- I'll buzz you in.
- Thank you.

263
00:11:35,154 --> 00:11:37,738
- Bye-bye.
- You really... You're 68?

264
00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:39,762
- Hallelujah.
- Damn.

265
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:44,850
We got a lot of weed stuff.

266
00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:48,879
"Cannabis-infused pineapple."

267
00:11:48,904 --> 00:11:53,782
"Relief, best of the planet's
pain-fighting cannabinoid."

268
00:11:53,807 --> 00:11:55,621
You're not allowed to have this.

269
00:11:55,646 --> 00:11:56,941
Only Mommy.

270
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,887
How the f... do you even get this open?

271
00:11:59,912 --> 00:12:02,910
See, this is the problem.
People with bad hands...

272
00:12:03,883 --> 00:12:05,982
... can't open anything.

273
00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,699
Here we go.

274
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,146
Is it lighting up?

275
00:12:17,264 --> 00:12:19,835
Did it the wrong way.

276
00:12:27,568 --> 00:12:30,411
Hmm. What do you think
is supposed to happen?

277
00:12:30,436 --> 00:12:31,971
Mm-hmm.

278
00:12:35,383 --> 00:12:36,817
Nothing.

279
00:12:37,884 --> 00:12:39,453
Nothing.

280
00:12:40,649 --> 00:12:42,019
Nothing.

281
00:12:49,325 --> 00:12:50,552
Whoa.

282
00:13:10,576 --> 00:13:12,075
Oh, yeah.

283
00:13:13,345 --> 00:13:14,849
Oh.

284
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,185
Better. Better.

285
00:13:38,064 --> 00:13:40,400
Nice. Cold.

286
00:13:40,499 --> 00:13:43,691
Hi, Chewy. Who's my baby?

287
00:13:43,716 --> 00:13:45,552
Hold me.

288
00:13:45,577 --> 00:13:47,013
Oh.

289
00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:49,943
Okay.

290
00:13:50,318 --> 00:13:52,020
Okay.

291
00:13:52,209 --> 00:13:54,959
_

292
00:13:54,984 --> 00:13:57,427
Oh, shit.

293
00:13:57,996 --> 00:13:59,669
Oh.

294
00:14:01,843 --> 00:14:04,302
Mm. "Hi, Elise.

295
00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:05,915
"Oh, man.

296
00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:07,224
"I am so sorry.

297
00:14:07,249 --> 00:14:10,605
"I can't come over to your
house right now, period.

298
00:14:10,630 --> 00:14:13,605
"My car is broken, period.

299
00:14:13,630 --> 00:14:15,529
Is there..."

300
00:14:17,411 --> 00:14:18,669
"Is there any way

301
00:14:18,694 --> 00:14:23,044
you can bring Duke home,
exclamation point."

302
00:14:23,982 --> 00:14:25,435
Shit.

303
00:14:26,716 --> 00:14:29,162
I mean, "question mark."

304
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:35,482
_

305
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:37,302
Seriously?

306
00:14:37,327 --> 00:14:38,727
Ugh!

307
00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:50,482
Hi, Mom. The only reason I'm answering

308
00:14:50,507 --> 00:14:52,877
is 'cause I'm in the bathroom.
I can't talk.

309
00:14:52,902 --> 00:14:55,177
I need you to come home right now.

310
00:14:55,202 --> 00:14:56,997
- Mm-hmm.
<i>- What? Why?</i>

311
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,114
I'm very high.

312
00:14:59,139 --> 00:15:01,693
I'm very, fucking very high.

313
00:15:01,718 --> 00:15:04,005
I hate it. I need you.

314
00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:06,269
This is a family emergency.

315
00:15:06,294 --> 00:15:08,235
Duke is coming home.

316
00:15:08,268 --> 00:15:09,622
No, I need you

317
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,413
to bring her home to me.

318
00:15:11,438 --> 00:15:13,006
<i>Mom, I can't come home.</i>

319
00:15:13,039 --> 00:15:14,122
<i>I'm at work.</i>

320
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,888
I can't do it because I'm ossified.

321
00:15:16,913 --> 00:15:19,732
Please, please, honey. I'll pay you.

322
00:15:19,757 --> 00:15:22,114
You got to get somebody
to cover for you.

323
00:15:22,139 --> 00:15:23,607
Who gave you weed, Mom?

324
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:25,810
I went... I went to the...

325
00:15:25,835 --> 00:15:30,599
I went to the weed store because...

326
00:15:30,624 --> 00:15:34,035
And I told them that my hands hurt

327
00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:35,863
and I have a bad knee

328
00:15:35,895 --> 00:15:37,764
and I have anxiety

329
00:15:37,797 --> 00:15:39,566
and I have OCD

330
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,255
and my kidneys move.

331
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,998
They must've given you something like

332
00:15:43,022 --> 00:15:44,782
- Purple Kush OG.
<i>- No.</i>

333
00:15:44,807 --> 00:15:47,083
I got CBD.

334
00:15:47,108 --> 00:15:49,118
I asked for CBD.

335
00:15:49,143 --> 00:15:52,321
Well, you must have got something.
That's THC.

336
00:15:52,346 --> 00:15:53,978
I don't even know.

337
00:15:54,003 --> 00:15:57,718
But kind of my hand
doesn't hurt anymore.

338
00:15:57,743 --> 00:16:00,470
It's just, like, flowing.

339
00:16:00,495 --> 00:16:03,665
This shit really works.

340
00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:05,595
Ooh.

341
00:16:05,818 --> 00:16:09,204
Are you coming?
You got to... you got to come now.

342
00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:17,126
Oh.

343
00:16:17,735 --> 00:16:19,514
Hi.

344
00:16:19,539 --> 00:16:21,074
I'll be right back.

345
00:16:24,621 --> 00:16:26,962
- Hi, honey.
- Hi, Mom.

346
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,297
Shh. Okay.

347
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,322
Mom.

348
00:16:30,347 --> 00:16:32,502
- What's the matter, Mom?
- What's the matter with you?

349
00:16:32,526 --> 00:16:36,173
Why did you have to come home
from the sleepover early?

350
00:16:36,198 --> 00:16:37,360
Why are you laying like that?

351
00:16:37,385 --> 00:16:38,687
Are you really sick?

352
00:16:38,712 --> 00:16:39,981
What's wrong with your car?

353
00:16:40,006 --> 00:16:41,375
Mm.

354
00:16:46,025 --> 00:16:48,069
I don't really have a stomachache.

355
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,537
I just didn't like
being at Elise's house.

356
00:16:52,639 --> 00:16:55,110
Mom got high by accident.

357
00:16:55,135 --> 00:16:56,937
I can't talk about it now.

358
00:16:56,962 --> 00:16:59,962
- Leave Mommy alone now.
- Oh, my God, Mom!

359
00:16:59,987 --> 00:17:02,001
I'm sorry.

360
00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:03,962
Just give me a second.

361
00:17:03,987 --> 00:17:06,040
I'm gonna fix you some food.

362
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,955
I think.

363
00:17:08,173 --> 00:17:10,079
But you got to give me a minute.

364
00:17:10,104 --> 00:17:11,573
I can't...

365
00:17:13,306 --> 00:17:14,978
It's like...

366
00:17:15,555 --> 00:17:17,368
I'm trapped.

367
00:17:19,466 --> 00:17:22,504
I just got to stay here for a while.

368
00:17:23,513 --> 00:17:25,183
Love you.

369
00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:34,382
<i>We are proud to introduce our
guest virtuoso of the evening,</i>

370
00:17:34,407 --> 00:17:36,607
<i>Pietro Del Campo.</i>

371
00:17:44,023 --> 00:17:46,406
Mom, I don't like that you smoked weed.

372
00:17:46,431 --> 00:17:48,945
It's rude and hypocritical.
What if I needed you?

373
00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:50,465
Dude, you have to be nicer to Mom.

374
00:17:50,497 --> 00:17:52,275
She's not gonna live forever.

375
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:55,210
- What?
- Don't say that! Spit!

376
00:17:56,745 --> 00:17:58,103
I'm just saying.

377
00:17:58,128 --> 00:17:59,385
I mean, do you remember the scandal

378
00:17:59,409 --> 00:18:01,626
that Max caused last year with Mr. Wong?

379
00:18:01,651 --> 00:18:04,032
The time she had to jump
off that boat to save me?

380
00:18:04,057 --> 00:18:06,064
The time that you fell in the shower?

381
00:18:06,089 --> 00:18:08,023
Max took, like, four years, and I took

382
00:18:08,048 --> 00:18:09,453
at least five years off her life.

383
00:18:09,478 --> 00:18:10,674
And if you're mean to her, too,

384
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:13,001
it's gonna be another
two to three years, at least.

385
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:15,330
Which means she's got
about six months to live.

386
00:18:16,485 --> 00:18:18,525
- Also, she secret smokes.
- Shut up!

387
00:18:18,550 --> 00:18:19,718
Shh!

388
00:18:19,743 --> 00:18:21,536
Everybody shh.

389
00:18:21,561 --> 00:18:23,563
Watch the movie.

390
00:18:23,597 --> 00:18:26,329
- I have to go pee.
- No.

391
00:18:26,354 --> 00:18:28,177
Nobody leaves. Do not leave.

392
00:18:28,202 --> 00:18:29,648
We all stay.

393
00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,618
I swear to God.

394
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:34,517
Are your cell phones charged?
Where's the emergency kit?

395
00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:36,790
- Get the kit.
- I really have to pee.

396
00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:38,784
No. No. If you go,

397
00:18:38,809 --> 00:18:40,579
- we all have to go.
- Oh, my God. Mom!

398
00:18:40,604 --> 00:18:42,978
- We all have to stay together.
- Stop!

399
00:18:43,003 --> 00:18:45,468
- Family pee.
- Oh, my God.

400
00:18:45,493 --> 00:18:47,931
- Here we go. Yes.
- Oh, my God.

401
00:18:47,956 --> 00:18:50,296
W-W-W-Wait. Come here.

402
00:18:50,321 --> 00:18:51,710
Oh, my God!

403
00:18:53,552 --> 00:18:54,564
We're running!

404
00:18:54,589 --> 00:18:57,159
I can't pee with you yelling.

405
00:18:58,204 --> 00:18:59,665
Do you want me to run the water?

406
00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:01,392
Okay, go. Let her...

407
00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:03,345
Shh, shh, shh, shh.

408
00:19:04,315 --> 00:19:05,914
There we go.

409
00:19:07,175 --> 00:19:08,450
Weird.

410
00:19:08,735 --> 00:19:10,843
I kind of feel like I'm peeing.

411
00:19:10,868 --> 00:19:12,118
- No, don't!
- No!

412
00:19:12,143 --> 00:19:13,511
There's got to be limits.

413
00:19:13,536 --> 00:19:15,696
- There's got to be boundaries.
- Here. Here, here.

414
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,134
Circle of protection.

415
00:19:17,158 --> 00:19:18,767
What circle of protection?

416
00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:21,130
Mom smoked weed...
that's why we're in this situation.

417
00:19:21,155 --> 00:19:23,514
Shh! You're yelling so loud.

418
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:25,008
I'm just saying.

419
00:19:25,994 --> 00:19:27,265
Mom.

420
00:19:27,649 --> 00:19:29,478
- Huh?
- Can we talk for a second?

421
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:30,853
In my room?

422
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,968
Oh. That's your serious voice.

423
00:19:33,993 --> 00:19:35,035
I don't...

424
00:19:35,069 --> 00:19:36,868
You want to have a conversation?
I don't think

425
00:19:36,892 --> 00:19:39,639
- this is good in my condition.
- Mom, it's not a thing.

426
00:19:39,673 --> 00:19:41,463
Please don't make it a thing.
If it was a thing,

427
00:19:41,487 --> 00:19:42,627
I wouldn't be telling you about it.

428
00:19:42,651 --> 00:19:45,337
Just please... could we go to my room?

429
00:19:45,362 --> 00:19:48,495
But I have the... munchies.

430
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,905
- Am I in trouble? I didn't mean to...
- Jesus, Mom,

431
00:19:51,930 --> 00:19:54,759
- not everything's about you.
- Okay, <i>fine.</i>

432
00:19:56,003 --> 00:19:58,103
Oh, Jesus Christ.

433
00:19:58,128 --> 00:20:01,470
- It was my choice, Mom.
- But, Frankie...

434
00:20:01,495 --> 00:20:02,898
Put the pillow up, Mom.

435
00:20:03,304 --> 00:20:05,413
Please?

436
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,392
- Is it up?
- Yes.

437
00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:09,071
Yeah, it's up, I swear.

438
00:20:09,096 --> 00:20:10,587
It's up.

439
00:20:11,472 --> 00:20:13,704
Oof...

440
00:20:15,063 --> 00:20:16,298
I just...

441
00:20:16,323 --> 00:20:19,181
needed it to be my
choice when it happened.

442
00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:20,376
I just didn't want some guy

443
00:20:20,401 --> 00:20:23,259
to take it away from
me without my consent.

444
00:20:23,284 --> 00:20:24,927
I just needed it to be done

445
00:20:24,952 --> 00:20:27,040
and gone, get rid of it.

446
00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:29,845
Hy-man. Bye-man.

447
00:20:31,529 --> 00:20:33,131
Oh...

448
00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:35,362
You're my baby, you know.

449
00:20:35,396 --> 00:20:37,517
- This is killing me.
- I know, Mom.

450
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:39,508
I just wanted to get it out of the way.

451
00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:40,979
I kind of wanted to
see what it was like,

452
00:20:41,003 --> 00:20:43,110
but honestly,
I don't want to do it again,

453
00:20:43,135 --> 00:20:44,637
not for a long time.

454
00:20:44,662 --> 00:20:46,497
I'm just letting you know what happened.

455
00:20:46,522 --> 00:20:48,540
It was more clinical than anything,

456
00:20:48,565 --> 00:20:50,201
and honestly, the person I did it with

457
00:20:50,226 --> 00:20:52,195
said that he felt like
he had stumps for hands

458
00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:54,837
and that he wasn't really,
like, in his body.

459
00:20:55,563 --> 00:20:57,985
I feel way worse for him.

460
00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:07,540
Okay, you can ask me one question now.

461
00:21:11,282 --> 00:21:14,189
- Are you okay?
- Yes, I'm fine.

462
00:21:17,228 --> 00:21:19,509
Can I take you to see
the nurse practitioner?

463
00:21:19,534 --> 00:21:21,173
Oh, my God, Mom, that's two things.

464
00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:23,415
- I...
- Jesus.

465
00:21:25,423 --> 00:21:27,179
Oof...

466
00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:28,949
Oh, God.

467
00:21:28,974 --> 00:21:32,384
Oh, Jesus...

468
00:21:33,842 --> 00:21:36,603
Fine, I can go Wednesday after school.

469
00:21:37,228 --> 00:21:38,345
Okay.

470
00:21:38,370 --> 00:21:40,657
Now, can you please
just go back to being high?

471
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,337
No problem.

472
00:21:42,362 --> 00:21:43,763
I never stopped.

473
00:21:43,796 --> 00:21:45,231
I can't stop.

474
00:21:45,264 --> 00:21:47,250
I can't get un-high.

475
00:21:47,275 --> 00:21:52,140
And all I want in the world is
peppermint Christmas ice cream,

476
00:21:52,165 --> 00:21:53,532
and it's summer.

477
00:21:53,557 --> 00:21:54,883
You want to go get food?

478
00:21:54,908 --> 00:21:57,070
Let's go see what
we have in the kitchen.

479
00:21:57,095 --> 00:22:00,447
'Cause I was gonna go anyway,
and then you dropped this...

480
00:22:00,481 --> 00:22:02,917
fucking huge bomb on me.

481
00:22:02,949 --> 00:22:05,157
- Sorry.
- Come here.

482
00:22:05,182 --> 00:22:06,853
- Are you okay?
- Yes.

483
00:22:06,878 --> 00:22:09,380
- Do you need a cane?
- I think <i>you</i> need a cane.

484
00:22:09,405 --> 00:22:11,566
Yes, I do. Do you feel different?

485
00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:13,393
- Not really.
- You look different.

486
00:22:13,427 --> 00:22:16,071
- Taller, maybe?
- Yeah. Little bit.

487
00:22:37,195 --> 00:22:38,453
One sec.

488
00:22:38,478 --> 00:22:39,743
Where are you going?

489
00:22:39,768 --> 00:22:41,071
Getting mints.

490
00:22:41,096 --> 00:22:43,281
You wanted peppermint ice cream,
didn't you?

491
00:22:43,306 --> 00:22:45,437
Mmm!

492
00:22:45,462 --> 00:22:47,673
Got to put mints in
peppermint ice cream.

493
00:22:52,659 --> 00:22:53,712
Ow.

494
00:22:53,737 --> 00:22:55,048
You broke it.

495
00:22:55,073 --> 00:22:56,446
Oh, my God.

496
00:22:58,714 --> 00:22:59,806
Ooh...

497
00:22:59,831 --> 00:23:02,407
- I see what you're gonna do.
- Mm-hmm.

498
00:23:02,432 --> 00:23:03,700
Ah...

499
00:23:03,725 --> 00:23:05,493
- Oh...
- See, these are the ones...

500
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:07,525
- There we go.
- Whoa.

501
00:23:07,550 --> 00:23:10,392
- It's really soft. It's great.
- It's <i>really</i> soft.

502
00:23:10,657 --> 00:23:12,578
Whoa. Okay.

503
00:23:12,603 --> 00:23:14,064
Little bit of agave.

504
00:23:14,089 --> 00:23:16,671
Mmm. Perfect.

505
00:23:25,993 --> 00:23:29,044
- Okay, I'm gonna stir it.
- Yes!

506
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,446
- You want to help?
- Yeah!

507
00:23:31,471 --> 00:23:33,173
Oh, my God.

508
00:23:35,074 --> 00:23:36,143
Bro!

509
00:23:36,168 --> 00:23:38,229
- Good?
- Mmm!

510
00:23:39,235 --> 00:23:40,789
Follow me.

511
00:23:40,814 --> 00:23:42,173
Oh.

512
00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:44,291
Ah...

513
00:23:44,728 --> 00:23:46,853
The air.

514
00:23:47,235 --> 00:23:49,267
The air feels nice.

515
00:23:51,090 --> 00:23:52,693
Yes.

516
00:23:52,725 --> 00:23:54,685
Mm!

517
00:23:55,376 --> 00:23:57,423
We should have marshmallows.

518
00:24:18,994 --> 00:24:20,994
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