1 00:00:04,801 --> 00:00:07,594 As a matter of fact, it is very European. 2 00:00:07,627 --> 00:00:09,073 - You know? - I just don't... 3 00:00:09,112 --> 00:00:10,703 In France, they don't. 4 00:00:10,756 --> 00:00:12,659 You know, the kids aren't shaving now, either, 5 00:00:12,709 --> 00:00:15,770 which is amazing because they've finally caught up to me. 6 00:00:15,805 --> 00:00:17,943 - Yeah, well... - They shave everything. 7 00:00:18,005 --> 00:00:20,401 All of Max's friends, they shave... 8 00:00:20,436 --> 00:00:21,825 I don't like it. 9 00:00:21,860 --> 00:00:24,518 - Everything off the down... - I don't like it. 10 00:00:24,570 --> 00:00:26,655 - On the front bottom. - The downstairs. 11 00:00:26,709 --> 00:00:29,431 And they're armpit hair... Mine is nothing compared to theirs. 12 00:00:29,485 --> 00:00:31,387 Theirs is like this. 13 00:00:31,437 --> 00:00:32,776 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 14 00:00:32,854 --> 00:00:37,390 Legs, armpit hair, everything they keep, 15 00:00:37,468 --> 00:00:39,025 and no bushes. 16 00:00:39,059 --> 00:00:40,928 They all look like Barbies. 17 00:00:40,961 --> 00:00:44,198 You used to walk around, and it was upsetting to me. 18 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:46,410 Did I really? 19 00:00:46,474 --> 00:00:48,989 Yes. I have images that are burned into my head. 20 00:00:49,051 --> 00:00:51,473 - Oh, please let's not talk about it. - I don't like the things... 21 00:00:51,550 --> 00:00:52,818 Shall we not? 22 00:00:52,941 --> 00:00:54,732 - Oh, dear me. - Well, you know, 23 00:00:54,792 --> 00:00:57,275 you could have thrown on a skirt once in a while. 24 00:00:57,310 --> 00:00:58,668 Your father liked it, though. 25 00:00:58,715 --> 00:01:00,747 - Oh, can... No. - No, no, no. 26 00:01:00,780 --> 00:01:01,601 La, la, la, la. 27 00:01:01,636 --> 00:01:03,174 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 28 00:01:06,636 --> 00:01:09,606 - Fine lady, ride a cock-horse. - Ride a cock-horse. 29 00:01:09,641 --> 00:01:12,872 With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes, 30 00:01:12,926 --> 00:01:16,115 She shall have music wherever she goes. 31 00:01:16,150 --> 00:01:16,818 There we are. 32 00:01:41,258 --> 00:01:43,819 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 33 00:01:44,718 --> 00:01:46,163 Did anything happen? 34 00:01:46,237 --> 00:01:47,571 Did you two do stuff? 35 00:01:47,634 --> 00:01:50,183 No, we just hung out. 36 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:52,183 Honey, you did things. 37 00:01:52,218 --> 00:01:53,514 There's no way you didn't. 38 00:01:54,926 --> 00:01:56,135 Well... 39 00:01:56,168 --> 00:01:58,178 yeah, we did stuff. 40 00:01:58,228 --> 00:01:59,930 You said you weren't going to. 41 00:02:00,025 --> 00:02:01,744 I know, but I realize that 42 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:03,779 I was using him for sex. 43 00:02:03,838 --> 00:02:06,926 I knew what I was getting into. I know about it... Him. 44 00:02:08,148 --> 00:02:10,391 I want to... 45 00:02:10,433 --> 00:02:12,852 You know, I want to have something real with you. 46 00:02:14,244 --> 00:02:15,473 Really? 47 00:02:17,768 --> 00:02:20,711 It's a mutual thing, I don't care about him, 48 00:02:20,746 --> 00:02:22,281 he doesn't care about me. 49 00:02:40,012 --> 00:02:41,015 But wait. 50 00:02:43,382 --> 00:02:44,917 Do you...? 51 00:02:44,951 --> 00:02:46,533 Do you have a condom? 52 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:50,338 Uh... 53 00:02:52,427 --> 00:02:53,446 No. 54 00:02:55,454 --> 00:02:57,600 We totally used condoms. 55 00:02:57,754 --> 00:02:59,657 No, you didn't. 56 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,934 No, you didn't, Sam. 57 00:03:01,968 --> 00:03:04,361 Yes, we did. 58 00:03:04,421 --> 00:03:06,472 Okay, you want to keep pretending you did, go ahead. 59 00:03:06,548 --> 00:03:07,682 Thank you. 60 00:03:08,575 --> 00:03:10,277 What's going on with you? 61 00:03:10,309 --> 00:03:12,345 With, like, Grant's-his-name? 62 00:03:12,686 --> 00:03:14,348 Ugh, nothing. 63 00:03:14,488 --> 00:03:16,349 I got rid of that loser. 64 00:03:16,569 --> 00:03:17,572 Good. 65 00:03:19,586 --> 00:03:21,415 Honey, no. 66 00:03:21,479 --> 00:03:23,570 Let me suck your dick, I'll get out of your hair. 67 00:03:24,991 --> 00:03:27,957 I miss you. When are you coming to see the girls? 68 00:03:28,007 --> 00:03:29,485 I miss you, too. 69 00:03:32,835 --> 00:03:34,930 Sam, this is totally awesome. 70 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,749 I can't believe we're gonna see Joe Walsh live. 71 00:03:36,807 --> 00:03:38,144 I am... 72 00:03:38,228 --> 00:03:40,402 Freaking our tits off! 73 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:41,877 I know! 74 00:03:41,966 --> 00:03:44,214 - Did I do good? Did I do good? - Yeah, you did good. 75 00:03:44,249 --> 00:03:46,426 - Yes, my sweet. - Yes! 76 00:03:46,461 --> 00:03:48,004 - Hi, hi. - Hi. 77 00:03:48,039 --> 00:03:50,553 We have these, so can we please? 78 00:03:50,616 --> 00:03:52,250 Okay. Go on in. 79 00:03:52,308 --> 00:03:54,378 - Thank you. - They can't drink. 80 00:03:54,447 --> 00:03:56,382 Yeah, we know. 81 00:03:56,531 --> 00:03:58,634 - Ooh, we can't drink! - We can't drink. 82 00:03:58,689 --> 00:04:01,133 - You can't drink. - You can have a sip of mine. 83 00:04:01,211 --> 00:04:03,564 - I'm gettin' a beer. - Oh, we're fine, Mommy. 84 00:04:03,653 --> 00:04:05,020 Thanks. You guys should go get your beers, though. 85 00:04:05,068 --> 00:04:08,105 Sam, you are my second mom. I can't believe this. 86 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:11,272 I've literally been obsessed with Joe Walsh since I was, like, seven. 87 00:04:11,340 --> 00:04:12,218 Thank you, thank you. 88 00:04:12,291 --> 00:04:14,055 Oh, honey, you're welcome. 89 00:04:14,134 --> 00:04:16,629 Oh, also, my parents want you guys to come over for a family dinner soon. 90 00:04:16,664 --> 00:04:18,738 Oh, my God, yes, Mom, we have to. Please. 91 00:04:18,790 --> 00:04:20,603 Who are you telling? I want to more. 92 00:04:20,657 --> 00:04:21,949 This is nervous. 93 00:04:21,982 --> 00:04:23,583 Oh, it's okay, honey, just breathe. 94 00:04:23,617 --> 00:04:25,315 Yeah. Okay. 95 00:04:25,388 --> 00:04:26,313 - Hi. - Hello. 96 00:04:26,373 --> 00:04:29,339 Hi, can we get on the floor with these? 97 00:04:29,388 --> 00:04:31,380 Uh, no, you need a bracelet. 98 00:04:31,442 --> 00:04:34,549 Oh. Can you maybe make an exception and just be nice? 99 00:04:34,584 --> 00:04:36,827 Mm, I'm sorry, love. 100 00:04:37,011 --> 00:04:39,487 Really? Okay. 101 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:41,430 You know what? I totally understand. 102 00:04:41,485 --> 00:04:43,436 - You're doin' your job. - Yep. 103 00:04:43,497 --> 00:04:44,996 - Yeah. - Respect that. 104 00:04:45,238 --> 00:04:47,273 - Okay. - Hey, hang on. 105 00:04:47,349 --> 00:04:50,177 Ain't you that lady from that therapist show? 106 00:04:50,210 --> 00:04:51,445 Yes. 107 00:04:51,629 --> 00:04:52,837 - Right? - This is her. 108 00:04:52,896 --> 00:04:55,564 Yeah. Couple years ago. Yeah, that was me. 109 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:57,429 That was crazy shit. 110 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:00,233 - Oh, cool. Thank you. - Nice. 111 00:05:00,352 --> 00:05:03,223 So, still no on the floor? 112 00:05:03,446 --> 00:05:06,351 Yep. Still no on the floor. Sorry, love. 113 00:05:06,398 --> 00:05:07,694 Okay, bye. 114 00:05:07,729 --> 00:05:08,892 See ya. 115 00:05:10,930 --> 00:05:12,384 I'm sorry, you guys. 116 00:05:12,453 --> 00:05:14,079 I really wanted to get you on the floor, 117 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:16,561 but this is cool, right? 118 00:05:16,596 --> 00:05:19,263 - This is nice. - Yeah. You're so sweet, and you're really cute, 119 00:05:19,338 --> 00:05:21,507 but we're gonna try and get on the floor before they start. 120 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:23,416 You guys have fun, okay? 121 00:05:23,451 --> 00:05:25,259 I love you guys. I'll see you after. 122 00:05:25,318 --> 00:05:27,987 But they're not gonna let you on the floor, honey, with those. 123 00:05:28,022 --> 00:05:29,825 Thank you. Thank you. 124 00:05:32,564 --> 00:05:33,784 I was never that. 125 00:05:33,859 --> 00:05:35,621 - Huh? - I was never, never that. 126 00:05:35,684 --> 00:05:36,698 No. 127 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:39,717 I didn't even know how to try to get into things. 128 00:05:39,752 --> 00:05:41,630 I wore my brother's hand me downs. 129 00:05:41,685 --> 00:05:43,826 I didn't even give a crap how I looked. 130 00:05:43,905 --> 00:05:46,535 I just like... I was a friggin' fat shit, 131 00:05:46,605 --> 00:05:50,196 and I just sort of shoved my tits in the faces of people who would look. 132 00:05:50,257 --> 00:05:51,715 Or touch. 133 00:05:51,780 --> 00:05:54,011 How come she didn't even want a sip of my beer? 134 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:57,196 Because, honey, they are vaping their faces off at the moment. 135 00:05:57,234 --> 00:05:58,096 - Oh, yeah. - I know. 136 00:05:58,131 --> 00:06:00,296 - Okay, fine, you want to get drunk? - Yes. 137 00:06:00,331 --> 00:06:02,682 Oh, no, but I have this. Wait. 138 00:06:02,744 --> 00:06:04,350 Wait. Hold, please. 139 00:06:04,384 --> 00:06:06,175 I have devil. 140 00:06:06,277 --> 00:06:08,640 Jesus, Macy, throw that away. 141 00:06:08,695 --> 00:06:10,341 - Stop it. - I'm not throwing it away. 142 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:11,358 Sorry, Mom. 143 00:06:13,322 --> 00:06:14,903 - Don't throw it away. - I'm not throwing it away. 144 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,278 It's great to be back here at the Avalon. 145 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,927 I love it here. 146 00:06:19,055 --> 00:06:21,777 Uh, we-we've had some great, great times here. 147 00:06:21,812 --> 00:06:24,647 I... I don't remember a lot about that, 148 00:06:24,682 --> 00:06:29,194 but, uh, my band tells me we just had a great time here. 149 00:06:29,549 --> 00:06:33,245 And so here we go. Enjoy. 150 00:06:38,018 --> 00:06:40,663 Whoa. So sorry about that. 151 00:06:40,725 --> 00:06:43,724 Oh, it's okay. That's what vodka is clear for. 152 00:06:43,785 --> 00:06:45,758 At least we're sanitized. 153 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:50,317 Hey. You look familiar to me. 154 00:06:50,374 --> 00:06:53,118 That's 'cause I go out to clubs every night. 155 00:06:53,156 --> 00:06:55,858 No. Do you know who you look like? 156 00:06:55,938 --> 00:06:57,293 Jillian Michaels. 157 00:06:57,382 --> 00:06:59,635 - Ooh, yeah. - You have her vibe. 158 00:06:59,713 --> 00:07:00,739 Oh. 159 00:07:05,178 --> 00:07:06,725 My name is Aaron. 160 00:07:06,795 --> 00:07:08,148 Oh. Oh! 161 00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:10,953 Hello, Aaron, I'm Sam. 162 00:07:10,988 --> 00:07:12,569 - Nice to meet you. - You, too. 163 00:07:12,623 --> 00:07:13,985 Hello. 164 00:07:25,563 --> 00:07:30,469 ♪ I have a mansion, forget the price ♪ 165 00:07:31,044 --> 00:07:34,829 ♪ Never been there, they tell me it's nice ♪ 166 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:38,626 Dude. 167 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:40,016 Dude. 168 00:07:41,343 --> 00:07:42,445 Dude! 169 00:07:44,412 --> 00:07:46,010 Little dude! 170 00:07:47,130 --> 00:07:48,951 It's funny how they come running to dude. 171 00:07:51,177 --> 00:07:53,151 Hi. Hi. 172 00:07:53,186 --> 00:07:54,226 - What? - Isn't this great? 173 00:07:54,288 --> 00:07:55,697 Don't I take you to fun things? 174 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,431 Yes, Mom, thank you. What? 175 00:07:57,493 --> 00:07:58,630 We have really good spots right up front. 176 00:07:58,676 --> 00:08:02,127 Well, I just wanted you guys to meet J.J., and this is his friend Aaron. 177 00:08:02,199 --> 00:08:03,828 He said he knows Paisley. 178 00:08:04,922 --> 00:08:07,859 Uh... yeah. 179 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:09,190 Hi. 180 00:08:10,104 --> 00:08:11,073 Hi. 181 00:08:11,889 --> 00:08:14,974 Um... We're gonna go. 182 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,970 Thanks, Mom, see you later. 183 00:08:21,429 --> 00:08:23,441 Where the hell is Macy? 184 00:08:23,496 --> 00:08:26,258 Mom, don't even. I can't believe you. 185 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,449 What did I do? 186 00:08:34,317 --> 00:08:36,005 Okay, I'm gonna say it. 187 00:08:36,793 --> 00:08:38,471 Paisley blew Aaron. 188 00:08:39,284 --> 00:08:41,268 Did Paisley blow Aaron? 189 00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:44,351 I think Paisley blew Aaron, and I introduced everybody, 190 00:08:44,386 --> 00:08:46,966 - and it was all very awkward. - Mom. 191 00:08:48,307 --> 00:08:49,642 Mom! 192 00:08:51,327 --> 00:08:53,465 So I guessed it. Right? 193 00:08:54,123 --> 00:08:55,523 I think I'm right. 194 00:08:56,675 --> 00:08:58,765 I know I'm right, too. 195 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,339 Oh, my God. 196 00:09:01,824 --> 00:09:04,243 That's why you're upset. Paisley... 197 00:09:04,707 --> 00:09:06,337 I am so sorry. 198 00:09:06,376 --> 00:09:09,995 It's okay, Sam, but please don't tell my mom. 199 00:09:10,065 --> 00:09:11,769 Of course not. 200 00:09:11,804 --> 00:09:15,330 Honey, I'm so sorry, I get it. 201 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:19,938 And if it's any consolation, I see people I blew all the time. 202 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:21,759 We all live in the same town. 203 00:09:22,136 --> 00:09:23,262 Really? 204 00:09:23,577 --> 00:09:25,377 Oh, my God, I never thought about that. 205 00:09:25,448 --> 00:09:27,908 Jesus Christ, Mom. Just stop. 206 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,533 No, it's okay. 207 00:09:30,017 --> 00:09:34,415 I mean, you can either live with it, or not go out. 208 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,541 Or blow less people. 209 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,376 But this is more fun, to go out, right? 210 00:09:39,411 --> 00:09:40,889 - Yeah. - Going out's fun. 211 00:09:40,934 --> 00:09:41,667 Yeah. 212 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:45,184 Okay. Good girl. 213 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:47,902 Okay, the Lyft's here. 214 00:09:49,124 --> 00:09:51,326 I think Macy's in the bathroom. 215 00:09:51,361 --> 00:09:52,674 Sorry. 216 00:09:56,823 --> 00:09:59,386 Hey. Hey, Max, Max. 217 00:09:59,472 --> 00:10:00,031 It's okay. 218 00:10:00,065 --> 00:10:02,417 - No, it's not okay. - Yes, it is. 219 00:10:02,452 --> 00:10:07,082 Your mom's hard core, yeah, but she's so real. 220 00:10:07,143 --> 00:10:09,446 Like, she talks to me. 221 00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:13,211 And she notices things, and she cares. 222 00:10:13,627 --> 00:10:16,429 Not like my mom would ever talk to me like that. 223 00:10:16,539 --> 00:10:19,572 Like straight up without freaking out. 224 00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:23,823 Or you can just talk to me. 225 00:10:24,503 --> 00:10:25,784 No. 226 00:10:27,268 --> 00:10:28,788 - Yeah. - Yeah. 227 00:10:33,012 --> 00:10:35,381 Come on. 228 00:10:37,822 --> 00:10:39,558 - Eww. Yeah. - Eww. 229 00:10:39,603 --> 00:10:41,964 Yeah, I know. 230 00:10:41,999 --> 00:10:43,781 I'm gonna go now. Mom's calling. 231 00:10:43,816 --> 00:10:47,512 Oh, Lordy. Right, goodbye, lovely. 232 00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:49,815 - Boys. - Bye. 233 00:10:49,848 --> 00:10:51,119 Hey, I'll tell my dad you said hi. 234 00:10:51,154 --> 00:10:53,084 That's so funny that you know him. 235 00:10:53,492 --> 00:10:55,490 Don't tell him in front of your mom. 236 00:10:57,893 --> 00:10:59,877 Bye, Jillian Michaels. 237 00:10:59,912 --> 00:11:00,888 Yeah, bye. 238 00:11:00,923 --> 00:11:03,071 He was so cute. 239 00:11:03,106 --> 00:11:04,531 Oh, Jesus. 240 00:11:04,595 --> 00:11:07,011 Oh, they also definitely 241 00:11:07,074 --> 00:11:09,220 look a lot older than I think they are. 242 00:11:09,255 --> 00:11:10,560 - So that's the plus. - Okay. 243 00:11:10,606 --> 00:11:13,087 They're very like all jobs-having men... 244 00:11:13,122 --> 00:11:16,124 - Yeah, Lyft is here. - I'm very, very confused. 245 00:11:16,164 --> 00:11:17,709 - Okay, but one thing. - Yes, one. 246 00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:20,734 Did you blow that kid's dad? 247 00:11:20,773 --> 00:11:21,664 Yes, sir, I did. 248 00:11:21,727 --> 00:11:23,707 - Yeah. - And yes, sir, I have. 249 00:11:23,777 --> 00:11:25,151 Yeah, I thought so. 250 00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:27,561 So you're, like, Eskimo sisters with Paisley. 251 00:11:27,596 --> 00:11:29,010 - No. I'm not. - That's awesome. 252 00:11:29,045 --> 00:11:31,759 Not really, because we didn't touch the same dick. 253 00:11:31,829 --> 00:11:34,965 I actually... Well, I touched its father's dick. 254 00:11:35,938 --> 00:11:37,292 - So I was... - So you're like... 255 00:11:37,370 --> 00:11:40,248 You're like blowing Eskimo mother and daughter with Paisley. 256 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,665 - Yeah. - You finally had a kid. 257 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:43,735 Good. 258 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:46,705 Oh, my God. You know, they should do a genealogy show 259 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:49,731 about who blew who and who shtupped who, like... 260 00:11:49,766 --> 00:11:53,033 sexual activities connected through the generations. 261 00:11:53,068 --> 00:11:55,272 Yeah. Wow, God, I have a cluster headache. 262 00:11:55,321 --> 00:11:56,359 I do. It's woozy. 263 00:11:56,413 --> 00:11:57,958 It's okay. It's okay. 264 00:11:57,993 --> 00:11:59,944 - We gotta get you home. - Hey, man. 265 00:12:00,022 --> 00:12:01,855 Get her some chamomile tea. 266 00:12:01,925 --> 00:12:03,728 With a lot of hot sauce in it. 267 00:12:03,801 --> 00:12:06,535 It's the best thing for a double headache. 268 00:12:13,604 --> 00:12:15,500 No one would take it. 269 00:12:15,566 --> 00:12:20,444 The Jews, the vets, the gays. 270 00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:23,835 They all rejected it and said it was too big for their, like, 271 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:26,507 showrooms or stores. 272 00:12:26,593 --> 00:12:29,519 Oh. The divorce table. 273 00:12:29,598 --> 00:12:31,162 He had to have it. 274 00:12:31,264 --> 00:12:33,142 I didn't want it, I paid for it, 275 00:12:33,216 --> 00:12:35,843 and guess who is now literally stuck with it? 276 00:12:35,878 --> 00:12:37,380 Oh, honey. 277 00:12:37,951 --> 00:12:39,791 Yeah. This is too big. 278 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:42,433 And people don't really like, uh, 279 00:12:42,468 --> 00:12:44,394 shabby chic stuff anymore. 280 00:12:44,441 --> 00:12:46,229 They can't turn it around. 281 00:12:46,295 --> 00:12:48,664 What? This table is amazingly gorgeous. 282 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:51,438 It's not shabby chic. What even is that? 283 00:12:51,615 --> 00:12:54,687 I can get rid of it for you. Do you want me to? 284 00:12:54,798 --> 00:12:56,467 Yes. 285 00:12:56,629 --> 00:12:59,015 200 bucks I'll take it to the dump. 286 00:12:59,614 --> 00:13:02,690 What? Me pay you? 287 00:13:02,737 --> 00:13:06,561 You want me to pay you $200 to take it to the dump, 288 00:13:06,624 --> 00:13:08,265 which you're not, I mean, 289 00:13:08,313 --> 00:13:09,659 what do you have, like, a warehouse 290 00:13:09,698 --> 00:13:12,601 where you take people's shit that they want to give away? 291 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,572 Yes, that's what's going to happen. 292 00:13:15,768 --> 00:13:17,048 Oh. 293 00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:18,583 So you sell it. 294 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:20,509 And you make crazy cash. 295 00:13:20,603 --> 00:13:24,402 Well, that's really... I mean, wow. 296 00:13:29,562 --> 00:13:31,226 Oh, you know what? I am so sorry 297 00:13:31,299 --> 00:13:32,896 to drag you guys out here for nothing, 298 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:35,755 but I think I'm gonna keep it. 299 00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:37,371 I don't want to part with it. 300 00:13:43,285 --> 00:13:46,308 But, you know what? I have something for you. 301 00:13:46,363 --> 00:13:48,443 You're here. I have something for you. 302 00:13:48,496 --> 00:13:50,319 I have... Here. 303 00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:52,693 I have books. I have some books. 304 00:13:52,845 --> 00:13:56,014 Um, like, there's... Some of these are vintage. 305 00:13:56,049 --> 00:14:00,092 And, uh, you guys can totally sell these. 306 00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:02,570 You can sell the shit out of these if you want. 307 00:14:02,605 --> 00:14:06,652 Here. Here. Take. Good. Nice. 308 00:14:06,735 --> 00:14:08,040 There ya go. 309 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,977 Also, I... Oh! 310 00:14:12,063 --> 00:14:13,564 I have a chicken. 311 00:14:14,218 --> 00:14:15,186 I have a chicken. 312 00:14:15,258 --> 00:14:17,911 Oh! I have three chickens in here, 313 00:14:17,968 --> 00:14:19,303 and I don't know how to defrost, 314 00:14:19,362 --> 00:14:21,648 and I would love to give you one. Okay? 315 00:14:21,747 --> 00:14:23,282 Nice? Good? 316 00:14:26,777 --> 00:14:30,689 Yes, we will take two of the chickens and the books. 317 00:14:30,724 --> 00:14:33,433 That's great. I'm so happy. 318 00:14:33,522 --> 00:14:35,999 I'm happy to give you these, 319 00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:40,687 because, seriously, I don't know how to defrost. 320 00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:42,642 Uh, at all. 321 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:46,437 Okay, thank you guys. So nice to meet you. 322 00:14:46,472 --> 00:14:51,183 Thank you. But can I just ask you guys one thing. 323 00:14:51,277 --> 00:14:52,970 Where are you from? 324 00:14:53,224 --> 00:14:55,204 I'm from Bulgaria. 325 00:14:55,258 --> 00:14:57,394 Oh. Cool. 326 00:14:57,561 --> 00:14:59,771 I don't know that part of the world at all. 327 00:14:59,806 --> 00:15:01,675 North of Greece. 328 00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:03,783 So, do you cook? 329 00:15:03,818 --> 00:15:06,899 I have always been cooking. My father taught me. 330 00:15:07,934 --> 00:15:10,815 So how are you gonna cook that, 331 00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:12,121 the chicken? 332 00:15:12,351 --> 00:15:14,577 I have a way of cooking chicken 333 00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:17,814 that makes the meat fall off the bones. 334 00:15:26,706 --> 00:15:28,250 Hi, guys. Hi. 335 00:15:28,305 --> 00:15:32,172 Um, I was wondering... I just need two guys. 336 00:15:32,584 --> 00:15:35,253 Two to do a little bit of work. 337 00:15:35,326 --> 00:15:38,501 You know, for maybe, like, 50 bucks or something. 338 00:15:38,536 --> 00:15:40,323 Two of you guys? 339 00:15:40,413 --> 00:15:42,382 All right, great. How are you? 340 00:15:42,655 --> 00:15:45,070 No, no, no, you can, uh, follow me. 341 00:15:45,105 --> 00:15:46,576 In your car. Right? 342 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:49,168 No, señora. We don't have a car. 343 00:15:49,289 --> 00:15:50,040 Oh, shit. 344 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,491 Hey. 345 00:15:51,526 --> 00:15:52,630 Hey. 346 00:15:54,098 --> 00:15:55,765 I have a car. 347 00:15:56,017 --> 00:15:57,604 I can follow you. 348 00:16:00,029 --> 00:16:01,075 To where? 349 00:16:01,678 --> 00:16:03,115 Your house? 350 00:16:20,608 --> 00:16:22,354 Thank you so much. 351 00:16:27,177 --> 00:16:29,580 Girls. Come down. 352 00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,297 Help me carry things. 353 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,940 We're eating outside. 354 00:16:37,347 --> 00:16:38,615 We're really eating outside? 355 00:16:38,650 --> 00:16:40,388 - Yeah. - Yay! 356 00:16:40,423 --> 00:16:41,591 Yay! 357 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:45,552 Max. Frankie. Come on, dinner. 358 00:16:46,103 --> 00:16:48,930 Mom, I have too much homework. Can I just eat in my room? 359 00:16:49,063 --> 00:16:51,118 No. Please come down. 360 00:16:51,189 --> 00:16:53,163 Get your sister. 361 00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:06,763 This is very annoying! 362 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,688 I made dinner and it used to be hot! 363 00:17:21,732 --> 00:17:22,981 Here, you want to take these? 364 00:17:23,016 --> 00:17:24,048 Sure. 365 00:17:25,036 --> 00:17:27,421 Thank you. Hello. Jesus! 366 00:17:27,487 --> 00:17:28,754 What, Mom? 367 00:17:28,825 --> 00:17:31,503 I made chicken. I got a new way to make it. 368 00:17:31,538 --> 00:17:33,505 - Mm? - Where are we eating it, out front? 369 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:35,304 No. In the backyard. 370 00:17:35,339 --> 00:17:36,278 Go. 371 00:17:36,350 --> 00:17:38,565 Here, you want to take these? You got 'em? 372 00:17:38,609 --> 00:17:40,111 Don't drop 'em. 373 00:17:40,701 --> 00:17:41,631 Oh! 374 00:17:45,129 --> 00:17:46,606 I know, we did that when we were at Altared. 375 00:17:46,641 --> 00:17:47,903 I've done that with my friends before. 376 00:17:47,962 --> 00:17:49,597 - Dry your teeth first. - Mom. 377 00:17:49,754 --> 00:17:50,935 Who are those guys? 378 00:17:51,013 --> 00:17:52,414 That's Herman and Paul. 379 00:17:52,484 --> 00:17:55,273 They helped me move the dining table, they're staying for dinner. 380 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,351 - It's fine. - Mom, that's really weird. 381 00:17:57,386 --> 00:17:58,832 - No. - Mom, that's really sweet. 382 00:17:58,898 --> 00:18:00,214 Thank you. 383 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,969 - I'm excited. Hi, guys. - Hi. 384 00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:04,082 Outdoor dining table. Isn't this fun? 385 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,739 Isn't it gonna get ruined out here? 386 00:18:05,789 --> 00:18:07,215 - Who cares? Let's live. - Yeah, whatever. 387 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,453 I'm sick of it being in the garage. 388 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,571 This is nice. 389 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:14,323 - Nan! Hi. - I heard lots of voices and I thought... 390 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,793 I must just come and see what's happening. 391 00:18:15,856 --> 00:18:18,163 - Yeah. Join us. - How are you, Grandma? 392 00:18:18,209 --> 00:18:20,683 I... I mean, I know I'm not asked, but I could... 393 00:18:20,718 --> 00:18:22,264 I could maybe sit there, couldn't I? 394 00:18:22,299 --> 00:18:24,384 Absolutely. I'm happy you're here. 395 00:18:24,419 --> 00:18:27,231 Are you? Darling, look, look. 396 00:18:46,741 --> 00:18:51,741 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com