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♪ Mother, you had me ♪

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♪ But I never had you ♪

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♪ I wanted you ♪

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♪ You didn't want me. ♪

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(SIGHS)

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(SIGHS)

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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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(SIGHS)

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(SIGHS)

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(SQUELCHING)

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("SEPTEMBER" BY EARTH,
WIND & FIRE PLAYING)

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♪ Do you remember ♪

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Hi!

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Sam, the chicken
things are amazing.

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- Oh, good!
- Is that chicken?

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I thought it was tofu.

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(CHUCKLES)

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♪ Away ♪

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♪ Our hearts were ringing ♪

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♪ In the key that our
souls were singing ♪

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♪ As we danced in the
night, remember ♪

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♪ How the stars stole
the night away ♪

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(SIGHS)

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Frankie, where's your sister?

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Which one?

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The shitty one.

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Uh, she's not here yet. I
don't know where she is.

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Okay, can you text her and
ask her when she's coming?

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No.

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♪ Ba de ya ♪

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♪ Never was a cloudy day ♪

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(GROANS)

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- Sammy.
- Hey, Jeff.

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- I brought beers.
- Oh.

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Well, you're probably gonna
drink all of that yourself.

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Yeah. Probably.

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Yeah.

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You doing all right there?

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Not really.

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Yeah, well...

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Oh, my sliders.

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- Oh, sliders, nice.
- Yeah.

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Bring it.

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I'll give you one. I mean,
do you not even have,

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like, some carrot sticks
or something simple?

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Oh, God.

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Why don't you just eat the food I made?
I made lots of food.

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Or if I just wanted
a carrot stick.

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Or you could eat
whatever you want,

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even though I made
guac and chips

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and chicken thingies
and lamb sliders

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and two different
kinds of paella.

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Okay. I'm sorry.

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I will eat what you made.

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- No, no.
- I'm just messing with you.

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Just go in the fridge,
get whatever you want.

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You're not messing with me, are you?
But that's fine.

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Yeah, it's fine, it's fine.

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♪ Ba de ya ♪

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♪ Never was a cloudy day ♪

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You guys want a lamb slider?

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Mmm. I don't know, it depends.
Did you make it?

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- You know I made it.
- All right.

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Which side did your
genes come from?

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Was your mother beautiful?

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No, no, no. My mother was plain.

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I got it from my father.

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His mother, my grandmother,
was devastating.

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Such a beauty.

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And does Sam look like her?

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Oh, no.

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Sam looks like my mother.

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Not like her dad?

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Well, Sam's father was the
ugliest man I ever saw

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in my life.

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Oh, yes, he was spectacular.

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- That's why I noticed him.
- (CHUCKLES)

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Is that why you married him?

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No. I married him
because he was funny.

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That's all. He made me laugh.

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But I took notice because
he was breathtakingly ugly.

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That's why Sam just looks...
strange.

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(MAX SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY) (LAUGHTER)

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(LAUGHING)

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Hi, Max.

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Hi, Mom.

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Hi, Arturo.

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Sam.

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Oh, this is my brother, Pedro.

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Hi.

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Okay.

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Why don't you guys come in
and grab some whatever.

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Sorry.

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DUKE: So, my sister
Max has a boyfriend,

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and he's 35 years old.

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And I saw them kissing
in the backyard.

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Like, really gross kissing.

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And she was sitting on him.

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I never kissed a boy like that.

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But I did kiss Owen last year

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at that harvest party
thing at school.

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Okay, so your turn, Sorrow.

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Truth or dare.

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Um...

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Dare.

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You have to...

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put four Monopoly
houses up your vagina.

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That's the same

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as a hotel.

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Okay, or a hotel.

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You have to put four
Monopoly houses or a hotel

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up your vagina.

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What? You said "dare."

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TRESSA: So how are
you dealing with it?

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What?

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Your daughter is
full-on going out

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- with a man in his 30s.
- (LAUGHS)

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Yeah, well, what can you do?

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I can't do anything,
but she's your kid.

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If I want to have my
daughter in my house,

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I have to have him here.

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Is that okay with you?

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No, it's really not, but
it's what's going on.

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TRESSA: How did he go
from being with Macy

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to being with Max?

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(SIGHS)

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- Thank you. Oh!
- I love you so much.

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I am so proud of you.

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This was such a good show!

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MACY: It was such a good show.

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I don't know how you did everything.
She directed it.

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MAX: Yeah, well,
it's almost easier

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to, like, direct
than to be in it.

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You were the director?

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Yeah.

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SAM: Think he was into it.

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♪ ♪

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(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

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I like a good musical. Well, I
mean, but what does that mean?

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SUNNY: But wouldn't you love,
like, a trip to New York?

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That would be so much fun.
Sunny.

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Hey, Jeff.

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Hey, Mark. How's it going?

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PHYLLIS: So...

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I thought you two were married.

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Aren't you married?

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Uh, uh,

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not anymore, Phil. We, uh...

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we got divorced this year.

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Oh. So now you're with...

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Yeah.

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PHYLLIS: And you?

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What are you doing?

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Me? Nothing.

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Oh, well,

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at least you didn't
have children.

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(LAUGHS)

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Um, we have three
kids, actually.

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Oh, well, they must
be devastated.

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I know Sam's girls were reeling
since she left Xander.

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They've never quite
bounced back.

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(SCOFFS)

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Ah! I'm gonna get another vodka.

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Do you want one?

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Mom,

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do you have any Port?

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Port?

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Yeah. Arturo wants some Port.

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ARTURO: Your food is
delicious, but I won't

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quite taste it until I have a
little bit of Port on my lips

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and a little bit of
hash smoke in my lungs.

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Okay. Well,

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the booze is in there.
Help yourself.

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Don't give any to my daughter.
She's underage.

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And please smoke outside.

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(CHUCKLING) Of course.

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Wha...?

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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I'm not doing it, Duke.
You have to.

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- I don't want to!
- I did mine.

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- No!
- Pepper!

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Do it!

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Oh, my God. Okay.

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(SIGHS)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER
AND LAUGHTER NEARBY)

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(SIGHS)

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Penis!

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(LAUGHING) All right.

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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Duke, tone it down with them.

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Hi, Pepper.

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(CRYING)

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I didn't do anything.

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Okay, well, now
that's your problem.

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(PEPPER SOBS)

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(PIANO MUSIC PLAYS)

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♪ I don't know much ♪

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♪ From night till dawn ♪

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♪ But I am sure ♪ (CHUCKLES)

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♪ That you are gone ♪

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♪ And like a monkey on a bough ♪

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♪ I'm hanging on ♪

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(CLEARS THROAT) ♪
I'm hanging on ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ I'm hanging on ♪

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♪ Until I know where you are ♪

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♪ I can't move on ♪

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♪ And you might
not get too far ♪

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♪ With me hanging on. ♪

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♪ ♪

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(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

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(CHEERING AND CLAPPING)

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Jason, you're quite
good at that piano.

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I suppose it comes natural.

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Yeah, I guess so; my dad plays.

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You should learn classical
music, you might like it.

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Hmm.

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(PLAYING CLASSICAL PIANO)

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It's so nice when
underprivileged children

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learn the classics.

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Phil, he lives in Bel Air.

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His grandfather is
Harry Belafonte.

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- Now, go.
- Oh.

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Hey!

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(SINGING OPERA)

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(SINGING CONTINUES)

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(LAUGHING AND APPLAUSE)

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(CHEERING AND WHISTLING)

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Grazie, grazie, grazie.

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Grazie bella.

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WOMAN: Bravo, bravo.

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You've heard of the running
of the bulls in Pamplona?

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Oh, sure. That's where

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the bulls run through the town
and people, like, get gored.

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Mm-hmm.

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Have you done that?

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Oh, yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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But the real thing,

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the truly rare experience

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happens the night before.

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What's that?

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(INHALES)

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You go into the stables
where the bulls sleep,

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and you climb in and you
sleep with the bulls.

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- Oh, my God.
- Mm-hmm.

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No, no, no.

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It's fine. Falling asleep
with a dangerous animal

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by your side, it's...

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(SIGHS) I want to say it's...

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it's exhilarating.

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I don't think I could do that.

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Oh, yeah, you could.

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You're a lion.

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I'm not a lion.

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You are.

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You are a lion.

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PEDRO: Sam.

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(SIGHS)

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Can I ask you a question?

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You already did.

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Um, I was just wondering...

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Are you open?

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Am I what?

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Well, are you open?

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Am I open?

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What, according to
you, does that mean?

270
00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:43,181
Well, some people are closed,

271
00:13:43,191 --> 00:13:45,315
some are open.

272
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,482
Um, the Shah of Iran
might be closed.

273
00:13:48,492 --> 00:13:50,949
Jerry Falwell, closed.

274
00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:53,982
Lady Gaga, Iggy Pop...

275
00:13:53,992 --> 00:13:56,015
open.

276
00:13:56,025 --> 00:13:57,648
Okay.

277
00:13:57,658 --> 00:13:59,224
So?

278
00:13:59,234 --> 00:14:03,048
(INHALES) Are you... open?

279
00:14:04,298 --> 00:14:05,849
I still don't have
enough information

280
00:14:05,859 --> 00:14:07,615
to answer the question.

281
00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:08,849
Also,

282
00:14:08,859 --> 00:14:10,548
this is boring.

283
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,048
(LAUGHING) Well, what I...

284
00:14:12,058 --> 00:14:14,315
Hold on. What I
mean is that, um...

285
00:14:14,325 --> 00:14:17,548
Well, uh, you see Max

286
00:14:17,558 --> 00:14:21,281
and Arturo, they... you know?

287
00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:23,281
Right, so...

288
00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:26,148
I thought, maybe... me and you.

289
00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:28,048
Are you asking me

290
00:14:28,058 --> 00:14:31,648
if I want to have sex with
my teenage daughter's

291
00:14:31,658 --> 00:14:35,382
35-year-old boyfriend's
little brother?

292
00:14:35,392 --> 00:14:38,115
(LAUGHS) Oh.

293
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:41,048
We go to the point.

294
00:14:41,058 --> 00:14:44,949
Yes. Let's do that, shall we?

295
00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:48,215
- (LAUGHS)
- You're asking me

296
00:14:48,225 --> 00:14:51,415
(WITH SPANISH ACCENT) if I
will fool around with you.

297
00:14:51,425 --> 00:14:54,949
Well, I mean... (SIGHS)

298
00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:59,348
Fool around is such a
(GROANS) general vulgarity.

299
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:02,882
Um, it depends on the specifics.

300
00:15:02,892 --> 00:15:04,782
Okay.

301
00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:07,582
Well... (SIGHS)

302
00:15:07,592 --> 00:15:11,115
Why don't you give me
some specifics, Pedro?

303
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:13,448
What are you proposing?

304
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:15,901
You want me to say specifics.

305
00:15:15,911 --> 00:15:18,983
- Yes.
- Okay.

306
00:15:18,993 --> 00:15:23,081
I could, um, rub your
shoulders with warm oil.

307
00:15:23,091 --> 00:15:24,949
No. Boring.

308
00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:28,949
Mm. I could, uh, massage your
feet in a bath filled...

309
00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:31,382
- (GROANS)
- Nep. Nope.

310
00:15:31,392 --> 00:15:33,582
Okay. How about if
I eat your pussy

311
00:15:33,592 --> 00:15:36,558
while you talk to your
mother on the phone?

312
00:15:38,525 --> 00:15:40,115
There you go.

313
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,391
I like that one.

314
00:15:43,391 --> 00:15:47,348
And then... I would

315
00:15:47,358 --> 00:15:49,715
put my manhood into...

316
00:15:49,725 --> 00:15:51,015
No, you lost me.

317
00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:52,115
No penises,

318
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,949
especially not yours, hmm.

319
00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:56,049
MAX: Mom.

320
00:15:56,059 --> 00:15:57,525
Can I talk to you?

321
00:16:00,825 --> 00:16:03,182
You want to talk to me?

322
00:16:03,192 --> 00:16:04,782
Oh.

323
00:16:04,792 --> 00:16:06,815
That's so interesting.

324
00:16:06,825 --> 00:16:08,648
Yeah, Mom, I would
like to talk to you.

325
00:16:08,658 --> 00:16:11,115
Hmm.

326
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:14,715
Hmm. Excuse me.

327
00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:17,848
Mmm.

328
00:16:17,858 --> 00:16:20,182
All right, then.

329
00:16:20,192 --> 00:16:23,425
Shall we step into my office?

330
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,815
So, what can I do for you?

331
00:16:34,825 --> 00:16:36,748
What's going on
with you and Pedro?

332
00:16:36,758 --> 00:16:38,348
Me and Pedro?

333
00:16:38,358 --> 00:16:39,748
Yeah, Mom.

334
00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:40,949
He's all over you.

335
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,415
What's going on?

336
00:16:42,425 --> 00:16:44,182
Well, I don't know, Max.

337
00:16:44,192 --> 00:16:45,682
He's super cute.

338
00:16:45,692 --> 00:16:47,415
I'm seeing what happens.

339
00:16:47,425 --> 00:16:49,415
My God, Mom.

340
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,182
How could you do that?

341
00:16:52,192 --> 00:16:54,281
Well, why not? Everything's
such a big old mess,

342
00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:57,082
so who cares?

343
00:16:57,092 --> 00:16:59,615
He's Arturo's brother, Mom.

344
00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:02,782
Yeah, well, you want to
be all grown-ups, Max.

345
00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:04,882
Right? All of 16,

346
00:17:04,892 --> 00:17:07,281
and you want to be adults
with all the adults.

347
00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:08,882
So, whatever... you could have

348
00:17:08,892 --> 00:17:10,782
a 36-year-old boyfriend,
and I could have,

349
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,949
like, a 31-year-old boyfriend,

350
00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:15,848
and you're 16, and I'm...

351
00:17:15,858 --> 00:17:18,448
And it's all just fine.

352
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:20,415
No, that's not what I want.

353
00:17:20,425 --> 00:17:21,782
- I...
- It's not?

354
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,515
Because you're doing it, Max.

355
00:17:23,525 --> 00:17:25,782
You chose to skip about
a thousand steps...

356
00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:28,082
No, Mom, I don't want that.

357
00:17:28,092 --> 00:17:30,348
It's too much.

358
00:17:30,358 --> 00:17:32,281
Oh, but you can handle it, Max.

359
00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:34,215
Right? You're a grown-up

360
00:17:34,225 --> 00:17:36,149
who's ready to have a Spanish,

361
00:17:36,159 --> 00:17:38,515
world-traveling,
many-diseased man

362
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,415
in her life... No, Mom,
I don't want that.

363
00:17:40,425 --> 00:17:42,658
It's too much. I
can't handle it.

364
00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:49,149
Mom...

365
00:17:49,159 --> 00:17:52,348
(WHISPERS) I'm in trouble.

366
00:17:52,358 --> 00:17:55,481
I'm-I'm in over my head.

367
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,949
I feel so stupid.

368
00:17:57,959 --> 00:18:01,059
And I... I hate
saying this to you.

369
00:18:02,858 --> 00:18:04,425
Shit.

370
00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:12,949
I really like...

371
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,425
Arturo.

372
00:18:16,192 --> 00:18:18,248
It was, like...

373
00:18:18,258 --> 00:18:21,992
such a thrill to be
with an older guy.

374
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,815
But I don't want it now.

375
00:18:24,825 --> 00:18:27,558
He's... he's too much for me.

376
00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:30,448
Mom...

377
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:33,748
we go to parties with
people in their 40s,

378
00:18:33,758 --> 00:18:36,182
and I'm not in control of it.

379
00:18:36,192 --> 00:18:37,815
And, like, I tried

380
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:41,248
to tell him once...

381
00:18:41,258 --> 00:18:43,425
but, like, he's so...

382
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,458
I can't really tell him.

383
00:18:50,558 --> 00:18:54,125
I don't know what to do, Mom.

384
00:18:58,658 --> 00:19:00,225
(GROANS)

385
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,725
(EXHALES) Ooh...

386
00:19:06,425 --> 00:19:08,558
Go up to your room, okay?

387
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,725
Okay.

388
00:19:16,825 --> 00:19:18,725
(SIGHS)

389
00:19:26,879 --> 00:19:29,881
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

390
00:19:29,891 --> 00:19:32,082
♪ There's always someone
to pick up your toys ♪

391
00:19:32,092 --> 00:19:35,015
♪ Always someone to put
up with your noise ♪

392
00:19:35,025 --> 00:19:36,924
♪ At the end of the day... ♪

393
00:19:37,933 --> 00:19:39,255
Hi.

394
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,515
- Ooh.
- Mm.

395
00:19:40,525 --> 00:19:41,782
- So...
- Hmm?

396
00:19:41,792 --> 00:19:43,348
- I'm good.
- Okay.

397
00:19:43,358 --> 00:19:47,482
Can I, uh, have a word
with you two gentlemen

398
00:19:47,492 --> 00:19:49,949
- of Verona?
- Sure, Sam.

399
00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:53,615
How about we go with "Ms. Fox"?

400
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,448
All right, Ms. Fox.

401
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,482
Let's go have a chat.

402
00:19:58,492 --> 00:19:59,558
Both of us?

403
00:20:00,692 --> 00:20:02,315
Yeah. Yeah.

404
00:20:02,325 --> 00:20:03,982
(INHALES SHARPLY) Okay.

405
00:20:03,992 --> 00:20:06,749
Come on down.

406
00:20:06,759 --> 00:20:08,582
That red one...

407
00:20:08,592 --> 00:20:09,915
- I know.
- It's so cool.

408
00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:11,148
- I know.
- It's over there.

409
00:20:11,158 --> 00:20:12,325
I love it.

410
00:20:14,592 --> 00:20:16,348
- Mm.
- (SAM EXHALES)

411
00:20:16,358 --> 00:20:17,949
Wait, wait, where's Max?

412
00:20:17,959 --> 00:20:21,148
Oh, uh, she's upstairs
in her bedroom,

413
00:20:21,158 --> 00:20:25,248
probably getting
into her jammies.

414
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,782
(INHALES) I should say
good night to her.

415
00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:30,315
I don't think that's necessary.

416
00:20:30,325 --> 00:20:32,515
You don't?

417
00:20:32,525 --> 00:20:34,215
- No.
- Oh.

418
00:20:34,225 --> 00:20:35,582
I don't.

419
00:20:35,592 --> 00:20:37,749
I think you need to go home.

420
00:20:37,759 --> 00:20:39,592
And you're not gonna
see Max again.

421
00:20:42,425 --> 00:20:43,882
And you're not gonna
call her again.

422
00:20:43,892 --> 00:20:46,415
And you're not gonna
text her, or e-mail,

423
00:20:46,425 --> 00:20:49,749
or Facebook, or
Instagram, or Snapchat,

424
00:20:49,759 --> 00:20:51,181
or WhatsApp.

425
00:20:51,191 --> 00:20:54,815
You're gonna stay away
from my daughter.

426
00:20:54,825 --> 00:20:56,582
Sam, this is silly.

427
00:20:56,592 --> 00:20:58,048
- Yes.
- Yeah.

428
00:20:58,058 --> 00:21:00,315
Yes, it's very silly.

429
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:01,682
You know, Sammy,

430
00:21:01,692 --> 00:21:03,648
you try to control her,
you're gonna lose.

431
00:21:03,658 --> 00:21:06,215
Yes, I realize that, Arturo.

432
00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:07,849
And I'm sure you do because

433
00:21:07,859 --> 00:21:10,715
I bet you haven't
dated anyone over 17

434
00:21:10,725 --> 00:21:13,482
since you were about 14.

435
00:21:13,492 --> 00:21:16,048
(LAUGHING)

436
00:21:16,058 --> 00:21:17,315
Please shut up.

437
00:21:17,325 --> 00:21:18,409
Sorry.

438
00:21:18,419 --> 00:21:19,915
And I'm not out here

439
00:21:19,925 --> 00:21:23,382
making some pathetic attempt
to control my child,

440
00:21:23,392 --> 00:21:25,348
I'm protecting her.

441
00:21:25,358 --> 00:21:27,582
From me?

442
00:21:27,592 --> 00:21:29,849
Yes, from you.

443
00:21:29,859 --> 00:21:32,658
She doesn't want to
see you anymore.

444
00:21:35,792 --> 00:21:36,925
Um...

445
00:21:37,933 --> 00:21:39,863
Maybe I should hear
that from her.

446
00:21:41,584 --> 00:21:45,092
Uh, maybe you should
hear it from the police.

447
00:21:47,025 --> 00:21:49,110
Kind of the police now.

448
00:21:54,192 --> 00:21:56,525
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

449
00:21:58,491 --> 00:22:00,391
Okay.

450
00:22:01,758 --> 00:22:03,015
No.

451
00:22:03,025 --> 00:22:04,925
(SOFTLY) No?

452
00:22:06,362 --> 00:22:07,753
No.

453
00:22:08,756 --> 00:22:11,569
(SIGHS) Aw.

454
00:22:11,579 --> 00:22:13,424
(GROANS)

455
00:22:16,159 --> 00:22:18,091
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

456
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,682
Okay, everyone out.

457
00:22:20,692 --> 00:22:22,582
(MUFFLED) I love all
of you so, so much,

458
00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:24,023
and get out of my house.

459
00:22:24,033 --> 00:22:25,615
You don't have to go home,

460
00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:28,015
but you can't stay here.

461
00:22:28,025 --> 00:22:29,348
- Hi.
- Hi.

462
00:22:29,358 --> 00:22:31,415
Jason's dad won't be
here for another hour,

463
00:22:31,425 --> 00:22:33,982
so can we clean up
the party mess?

464
00:22:33,992 --> 00:22:35,415
Are you serious right now?

465
00:22:35,425 --> 00:22:37,481
- Yeah, we want to.
- I got you, Mom.

466
00:22:37,491 --> 00:22:39,381
Jason.

467
00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:40,792
Come here.

468
00:22:43,258 --> 00:22:45,515
My black son, I love you.

469
00:22:45,525 --> 00:22:46,892
I love you, Mom.

470
00:22:48,592 --> 00:22:50,848
That's so nice!

471
00:22:50,858 --> 00:22:52,348
FRANKIE: Good night, Mom.

472
00:22:52,358 --> 00:22:54,092
My clean-up crew.

473
00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,582
Duke,

474
00:23:22,592 --> 00:23:24,548
everybody get ready
for bed, okay?

475
00:23:24,558 --> 00:23:26,582
You guys, party's over.

476
00:23:26,592 --> 00:23:27,758
Okay.

477
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:30,882
♪ Daughter ♪

478
00:23:30,892 --> 00:23:32,582
♪ Daughter, daughter, daughter ♪

479
00:23:32,592 --> 00:23:34,461
♪ Daughter, daughter, daughter ♪