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Hey.

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If I buy you a drink, does that
mean you have to go down on me?

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'Cause, you know... feminism.

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ANNOUNCER: FX presents
Better Things.

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♪ Mother, you had me

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♪ But I never had you

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♪

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♪ I wanted you

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♪ You didn't want me.

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♪

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(sighs)

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(sighs)

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(chuckles softly)

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(sighs)

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(sighs)

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(squelching)

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("September" by Earth,
Wind & Fire Playing)

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♪ Do you remember

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Hi!

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Mmm. Sam, the chicken
things are amazing.

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Oh, good! Is that chicken?

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I thought it was tofu.

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(chuckles)

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♪ Away

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♪ Our hearts were ringing

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♪ In the key that our
souls were singing ♪

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♪ As we danced in the
night, remember ♪

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♪ How the stars stole
the night away ♪

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(sighs)

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Frankie, where's your sister?

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Which one?

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The shitty one.

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Uh, she's not here yet. I
don't know where she is.

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Okay, can you text her and
ask her when she's coming?

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No.

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♪ Ba de ya

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♪ Never was a cloudy day

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(groans)

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Sammy. Hey, Jeff.

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I brought beers. Oh.

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Well, you're probably gonna
drink all of that yourself.

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Yeah. Probably.

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Yeah.

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You doing all right there?

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Not really.

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Yeah, well...

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Oh, my sliders.

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Oh, sliders, nice. Yeah.

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Bring it.

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I'll give you one. I mean,
do you not even have,

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like, some carrot sticks
or something simple?

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Oh, God.

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Why don't you just eat the food I made?
I made lots of food.

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Or if I just wanted
a carrot stick.

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Or you could eat
whatever you want,

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even though I made
guac and chips

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and chicken thingies
and lamb sliders

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and two different
kinds of paella.

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Okay. I'm sorry.

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I will eat what you made.

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No, no. I'm just
messing with you.

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Just go in the fridge,
get whatever you want.

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You're not messing with me, are you?
But that's fine.

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Yeah, it's fine, it's fine.

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♪ Ba de ya

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♪ Never was a cloudy day

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You guys want a lamb slider?

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Mmm. I don't know, it depends.
Did you make it?

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You know I made it. All right.

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Which side did your genes come from?
Was your mother beautiful?

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No, no, no. My mother was plain.

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I got it from my father.

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His mother, my grandmother,
was devastating.

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Such a beauty.

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And does Sam look like her?

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Oh, no.

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Sam looks like my mother.

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Not like her dad?

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Well, Sam's father was the
ugliest man I ever saw

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in my life.

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Oh, yes, he was spectacular.

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That's why I noticed him.
(chuckles)

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Is that why you married him?

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No. I married him
because he was funny.

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That's all. He made me laugh.

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But I took notice because
he was breathtakingly ugly.

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That's why Sam just looks...
strange.

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(Max speaking
indistinctly) (laughter)

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(laughing)

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Hi, Max.

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Hi, Mom.

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Hi, Arturo.

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Sam.

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Oh, this is my brother, Pedro.

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Hi.

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Okay.

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Why don't you guys come in
and grab some whatever.

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Sorry.

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DUKE: So, my sister
Max has a boyfriend,

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and he's 35 years old.

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And I saw them kissing
in the backyard.

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Like, really gross kissing.

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And she was sitting on him.

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I never kissed a boy like that.

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But I did kiss Owen last year

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at that harvest party
thing at school.

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Okay, so your turn, Sorrow.

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Truth or dare.

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Um...

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Dare.

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You have to...

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put four Monopoly
houses up your vagina.

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That's the same

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as a hotel.

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Okay, or a hotel.

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You have to put four
Monopoly houses or a hotel

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up your vagina.

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What? You said "dare."

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TRESSA: So how are
you dealing with it?

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What?

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Your daughter is
full-on going out

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with a man in his 30s. (laughs)

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(clears throat)

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Yeah, well, what can you do?

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I can't do anything,
but she's your kid.

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If I want to have my
daughter in my house,

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I have to have him here.

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Is that okay with you?

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No, it's really not, but
it's what's going on.

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TRESSA: How did he go
from being with Macy

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to being with Max?

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(sighs)

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Thank you. Oh! I
love you so much.

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I am so proud of you.

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This was such a good show!

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MACY: It was such a good show.

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I don't know how you did everything.
She directed it.

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MAX: Yeah, well,
it's almost easier

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to, like, direct
than to be in it.

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You were the director?

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Yeah.

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SAM: Think he was into it.

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♪

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(speaking indistinctly)

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I like a good musical. Well, I
mean, but what does that mean?

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SUNNY: But wouldn't you love,
like, a trip to New York?

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That would be so much fun.
Sunny.

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Hey, Jeff.

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Hey, Mark. How's it going?

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PHYLLIS: So...

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I thought you two were married.

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Aren't you married?

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Uh, uh,

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not anymore, Phil. We, uh...

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we got divorced this year.

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Oh. So now you're with...

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Yeah.

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PHYLLIS: And you?

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What are you doing?

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Me? Nothing.

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Oh, well,

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at least you didn't
have children.

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(laughs)

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Um, we have three
kids, actually.

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Oh, well, they must
be devastated.

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I know Sam's girls were reeling
since she left Xander.

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They've never quite
bounced back.

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(scoffs)

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Ah! I'm gonna get another one.

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Do you want one?

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(indistinct chatter)

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Mom, do you have

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any port?

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Port?

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Yeah. Arturo wants some port.

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ARTURO: Your food is
delicious, but I won't

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quite taste it until I have a
little bit of port on my lips

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and a little bit of
hash smoke in my lungs.

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Okay. Well,

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the booze is in there.
Help yourself.

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Don't give any to my daughter.
She's underage.

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And please smoke outside.

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(chuckling): Of course.

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Wha...?

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(indistinct chatter)

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I'm not doing it, Duke.
You have to.

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I don't want to!

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I did mine.

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No! Pepper!

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Do it!

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Oh, my God. Okay.

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(sighs)

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(indistinct chatter
and laughter nearby)

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(sighs)

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Penis!

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(laughing): All right.

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(footsteps approaching)

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Duke, tone it down with them.

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Hi, Pepper.

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(crying)

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I didn't do anything.

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Okay, well, now
that's your problem.

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(Pepper sobs)

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(piano music plays)

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♪ I don't know much

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♪ From night till dawn

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♪ But I am sure (chuckles)

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♪ That you are gone

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♪ And like a monkey on a bough

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♪ I'm hanging on

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(clears throat) ♪ I'm hanging on

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♪

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♪ I'm hanging on

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♪ Until I know where you are

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♪ I can't move on

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♪ And you might
not get too far ♪

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♪ With me hanging on.

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♪

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(speaks indistinctly)

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(cheering and clapping)

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Jason, you're quite
good at that piano.

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I suppose it comes natural.

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Yeah, I guess so; my dad plays.

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You should learn classical
music, you might like it.

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Hmm.

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(playing classical piano)

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It's so nice when
underprivileged children

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learn the classics. Phil,

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he lives in Bel Air.

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His grandfather is
Harry Belafonte.

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Go.

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Oh.

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Hey!

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(singing opera)

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(singing continues)

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(laughing and applause)

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(cheering and whistling)

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Grazie, grazie, grazie.

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Grazie bella.

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WOMAN: Bravo, bravo.

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You've heard of the running
of the bulls in Pamplona?

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Oh, sure. That's where

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the bulls run through the town
and people, like, get gored.

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Mm-hmm.

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Have you done that?

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Oh, yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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But the real thing,

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the truly rare experience

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happens the night before.

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What's that?

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(inhales)

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You go into the stables
where the bulls sleep,

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and you climb in and you
sleep with the bulls.

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Oh, my God. Mm-hmm.

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No, no, no.

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It's fine. Falling asleep
with a dangerous animal

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by your side, it's...

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(sighs) I want to say it's...

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it's exhilarating.

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I don't think I could do that.

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Oh, yeah, you could.

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You're a lion.

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I'm not a lion.

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You are.

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You are a lion.

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PEDRO: Sam.

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(sighs)

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Can I ask you a question?

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You already did.

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Um, I was just wondering...

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Are you open?

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Am I what?

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Well, are you open?

275
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,937
Am I open?

276
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,541
What, according to
you, does that mean?

277
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:04,945
Well, some people are closed,

278
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,047
some are open.

279
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:10,183
Um, the Shah of Iran
might be closed.

280
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,552
Jerry Falwell, closed.

281
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,588
Lady Gaga, Iggy Pop...

282
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,624
open.

283
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,326
Okay.

284
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,994
So?

285
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:24,664
(inhales) Are you... open?

286
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,500
I still don't have
enough information

287
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,302
to answer the question.

288
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,503
Also,

289
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,272
this is boring.

290
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:33,673
(laughing): Well, what I...

291
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,076
Hold on. What I
mean is that, um...

292
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:39,279
Well, uh, you see Max

293
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:43,050
and Arturo, they... you know?

294
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,052
Right, so...

295
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,955
I thought, maybe... me and you.

296
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,689
Are you asking me

297
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:53,360
if I want to have sex with
my teenage daughter's

298
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:57,097
35-year-old boyfriend's
little brother?

299
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,699
(laughs) Oh.

300
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,635
We go to the point.

301
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:06,573
Yes. Let's do that, shall we?

302
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,977
(laughs) You're asking me

303
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:13,146
(with Spanish accent): if I
will fool around with you.

304
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:16,583
Well, I mean... (sighs)

305
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:21,088
Fool around is such a
(groans) general vulgarity.

306
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:24,524
Um, it depends on the specifics.

307
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,459
Okay.

308
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,296
Well... (sighs)

309
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,732
Why don't you give me
some specifics, Pedro?

310
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,202
What are you proposing?

311
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,971
You want me to say specifics.

312
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:41,308
Yes. Okay.

313
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,711
I could, um, rub your
shoulders with warm oil.

314
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,613
No. Boring.

315
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:50,617
Mm. I could, uh, massage your
feet in a bath filled...

316
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,153
(groans) Nep. Nope.

317
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,322
Okay. How about if
I eat your pussy

318
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,358
while you talk to your
mother on the phone?

319
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,528
There you go.

320
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,063
I like that one.

321
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:08,735
And then... I would

322
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,238
put my manhood into...

323
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,472
No, you lost me.

324
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:13,540
No penises,

325
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,408
especially not yours, hmm.

326
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,510
MAX: Mom.

327
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,179
Can I talk to you?

328
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,617
You want to talk to me?

329
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,286
Oh.

330
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,321
That's so interesting.

331
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,190
Yeah, Mom, I would
like to talk to you.

332
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,559
Hmm.

333
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:36,263
Hmm. Excuse me.

334
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:39,366
Mmm.

335
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,634
All right, then.

336
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:45,138
Shall we step into my office?

337
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,349
So, what can I do for you?

338
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,251
What's going on
with you and Pedro?

339
00:16:58,285 --> 00:16:59,719
Me and Pedro?

340
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,254
Yeah, Mom.

341
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:02,422
He's all over you.

342
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,790
What's going on?

343
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,592
Well, I don't know, Max.

344
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,194
He's super cute.

345
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,795
I'm seeing what happens.

346
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,797
My God, Mom.

347
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,600
How could you do that?

348
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,702
Well, why not? Everything's
such a big old mess,

349
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,538
so who cares?

350
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,174
He's Arturo's brother, Mom.

351
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,311
Yeah, well, you want to
be all grown-ups, Max.

352
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,379
Right? All of 16,

353
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,715
and you want to be adults
with all the adults.

354
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,383
So, whatever-- you could have

355
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,319
a 36-year-old boyfriend,
and I could have,

356
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,454
like, a 31-year-old boyfriend,

357
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:37,357
and you're 16, and I'm...

358
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,859
And it's all just fine.

359
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,828
No, that's not what I want.

360
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,330
I... It's not?

361
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,098
Because you're doing it, Max.

362
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,334
You chose to skip about
a thousand steps...

363
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,569
No, Mom, I don't want that.

364
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,771
It's too much.

365
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,740
Oh, but you can handle it, Max.

366
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,675
Right? You're a grown-up

367
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,577
who's ready to have a Spanish,

368
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,879
world-traveling,
many-diseased man

369
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,781
in her life... No, Mom,
I don't want that.

370
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,284
It's too much. I
can't handle it.

371
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,590
Mom...

372
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,760
(whispers): I'm in trouble.

373
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,863
I'm-I'm in over my head.

374
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,432
I feel so stupid.

375
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,635
And I... I hate
saying this to you.

376
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,139
Shit.

377
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,447
I really like...

378
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,149
Arturo.

379
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,686
It was, like...

380
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:43,590
such a thrill to be
with an older guy.

381
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,359
But I don't want it now.

382
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:49,262
He's... he's too much for me.

383
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:51,864
Mom...

384
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:55,302
we go to parties with
people in their 40s,

385
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,604
and I'm not in control of it.

386
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,306
And, like, I tried

387
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:02,675
to tell him once...

388
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,911
but, like, he's so...

389
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,148
I can't really tell him.

390
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:15,688
I don't know what to do, Mom.

391
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,761
(groans)

392
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,366
(exhales): Ooh...

393
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,237
Go up to your room, okay?

394
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,373
Okay.

395
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,380
(sighs)

396
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:53,793
(indistinct chatter)

397
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,962
♪ There's always someone
to pick up your toys ♪

398
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,898
♪ Always someone to put
up with your noise ♪

399
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,833
♪ At the end of the day...

400
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,235
Hi.

401
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:04,003
Ooh. Mm.

402
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,405
So... Hmm?

403
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,873
I'm good. Okay.

404
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:10,977
Can I, uh, have a word
with you two gentlemen

405
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,546
of Verona? Sure, Sam.

406
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:17,284
How about we go with "Ms. Fox"?

407
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,952
All right, Ms. Fox.

408
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,988
Let's go have a chat.

409
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,356
Both of us?

410
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,858
Yeah. Yeah.

411
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,594
(inhales sharply) Okay.

412
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:30,397
Come on down.

413
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,265
That red one...

414
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,533
I know. is so cool.

415
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,734
I know. It's over there.

416
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:35,968
I love it.

417
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:39,906
Mm. (Sam exhales)

418
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,574
Wait, wait, where's Max?

419
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,744
Oh, uh, she's upstairs
in her bedroom,

420
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:48,815
probably getting
into her jammies.

421
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,451
(inhales) I should say
good night to her.

422
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,886
I don't think that's necessary.

423
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,988
You don't?

424
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,757
No. Oh.

425
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,058
I don't.

426
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,394
I think you need to go home.

427
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,363
And you're not gonna
see Max again.

428
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,500
And you're not gonna
call her again.

429
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,936
And you're not gonna
text her, or e-mail,

430
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:13,406
or Facebook, or
Instagram, or Snapchat,

431
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,741
or WazzApp.

432
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:18,445
You're gonna stay away
from my daughter.

433
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,079
Sam, this is silly.

434
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,648
Yes. Yeah.

435
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,850
Yes, it's very silly.

436
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,352
You know, Sammy,

437
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,320
you try to control her,
you're gonna lose.

438
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:29,789
Yes, I realize that, Arturo.

439
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,491
And I'm sure you do because

440
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,394
I bet you haven't
dated anyone over 17

441
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:36,996
since you were about 14.

442
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,666
(laughing)

443
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:40,867
Please shut up.

444
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:41,834
Sorry.

445
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,570
And I'm not out here

446
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:46,939
making some pathetic attempt
to control my child,

447
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,908
I'm protecting her.

448
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,110
From me?

449
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,513
Yes, from you.

450
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:56,416
She doesn't want to
see you anymore.

451
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:00,487
Um...

452
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:04,591
Maybe I should hear
that from her.

453
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:08,628
Uh, maybe you should
hear it from the police.

454
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:13,533
Kind of the police now.

455
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:19,972
(speaking Spanish)

456
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,876
Okay.

457
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,479
No.

458
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,515
(softly): No?

459
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:32,084
No.

460
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:35,121
(sighs) Aw.

461
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:37,924
(groans)

462
00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,528
(speaking indistinctly)

463
00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:44,030
Okay, everyone out.

464
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,932
(muffled): I love all
of you so, so much,

465
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,133
and get out of my house.

466
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,968
You don't have to go home,

467
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:51,504
but you can't stay here.

468
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:52,772
Hi. Hi.

469
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,774
Jason's dad won't be
here for another hour,

470
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:57,410
so can we clean up
the party mess?

471
00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:58,778
Are you serious right now?

472
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,813
Yeah, we want to.
I got you, Mom.

473
00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:02,749
Jason.

474
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,383
Come here.

475
00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:08,855
My black son, I love you.

476
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,457
I love you, Mom.

477
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:14,126
That's so nice!

478
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,728
FRANKIE: Good night, Mom.

479
00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:17,630
My clean-up crew.

480
00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,958
Duke,

481
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:47,927
everybody get ready
for bed, okay?

482
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,962
You guys, party's over.

483
00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:51,197
Okay.

484
00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:54,200
♪ Daughter

485
00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:55,902
♪ Daughter, daughter, daughter

486
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,037
♪ Daughter, daughter, daughter ♪

487
00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:00,039
♪ Daughter, daughter, daughter

488
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,240
♪ Daughter, daughter

489
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,610
♪ Daughter

490
00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,578
♪ You better leave
those boys alone ♪

491
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,113
♪ Leave those boys alone

492
00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,048
♪ Daughter, leave
those boys alone ♪

493
00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:11,250
♪ Daughter

494
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,052
♪ After school, come
straight home ♪

495
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,787
♪ Leave those boys alone

496
00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,723
♪ Daughter, leave
those boys alone ♪

497
00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:18,257
♪ Go to the store

498
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,159
♪ Come back and mop the floors

499
00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:23,262
♪ Then do your other chores

500
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:26,198
♪ Daughter

501
00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:28,234
♪ You better stop
that messing around ♪

502
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:29,969
♪ Leave those boys alone

503
00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:31,904
♪ Daughter, leave
those boys alone ♪

504
00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:33,973
♪ Daughter

505
00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:35,942
♪ You know those boys
will bring you down ♪

506
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,877
♪ Leave those boys alone

507
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:40,880
♪ Leave those boys alone,
leave those boys alone ♪

508
00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:42,882
♪ Leave those boys alone

509
00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:46,886
♪ Leave those boys alone,
leave those boys alone ♪

510
00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:48,888
♪ Daughter ♪ Leave
those boys alone

511
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:50,890
♪ Daughter ♪ Leave
those boys alone ♪

512
00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:52,892
♪ Daughter ♪ Leave
those boys alone.

513
00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:55,161
(record needle skipping)

514
00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:04,136
Captioned by Media
Access Group at WGBH

515
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,208
Duke, pick something, baby.
Come on.

516
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:12,612
How are you?

517
00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:14,681
(register beeping)

518
00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:19,986
(low, distorted voice)
Duke, I am your mother.

519
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:22,755
(cackles)

520
00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:24,624
(beeping) Duke.

521
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,827
Duke.

522
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:28,995
Come on.

523
00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:33,065
(distorted voice) Hello.

524
00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:36,068
ANNOUNCER: Better Things. All
new Thursdays at 10:00 on FX.

525
00:25:38,237 --> 00:25:42,308
(eerie whistling)

526
00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:44,176
(gasping)

527
00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:45,578
(whistling continues)

528
00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:49,849
(various people
whistling, overlapping)

529
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,951
(metal scraping) (screams)

530
00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:54,320
ANNOUNCER: American
Horror Story: Cult.

531
00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:57,123
All new, Tuesdays
at 10:00 on FX.

532
00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,793
I don't know. The
timing just felt right.

533
00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:03,162
I was like, "Is this
really happening?"

534
00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:05,865
I looked her in the
eyes and just knew.

535
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:08,100
It's a moment I'll never forget.

536
00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:10,202
-(sighs)
-(sighs)

537
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,138
I would dump her again
in a heartbeat.

538
00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:16,142
I hope he's morbidly disfigured

539
00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:17,810
in a horrific Jet
Skiing accident.

540
00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:22,381
An FX original series

541
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,951
from director Guillermo Del Toro

542
00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:27,319
and executive producer
Carlton Cuse.

543
00:26:27,353 --> 00:26:29,321
The final chapter begins.

544
00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:31,190
The Strain.

545
00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:34,193
All new Sundays at 10:00 on FX.