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Thank you.
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Jesus.
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What's good, Shannon?
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Oh, Sam. Hey, hey.
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- Hey.
- Did you got my message?
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So, so sorry about this.
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What? Something else wrong with the van?
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Yeah, so, um, we're still
looking into things,
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but it seems like
someone made off pretty clean
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with a couple vehicles last night.
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It was stolen?
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Yeah. But don't worry.
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You're completely covered
by our insurance.
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And I-I know you got that
tracker LoJack thing in there,
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so... might turn up.
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No, no. That's okay.
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It's probably totally gone forever.
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C-Can you sign this, though,
for the insurance?
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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- Sorry, Sam.
- Yeah.
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We did fix that vibrating
in the steering wheel,
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- so, you know, if it does turn up...
- Mm.
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Not cool, Shannon.
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- Yeah, not... not cool.
- Sorry, Sam.
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Not cool. Yes!
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Sync and corrections by btsix
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I was fine, you know?
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And then he comes over
to tuck the kids in.
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And just having him back in the house...
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I practically begged him to stay.
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- Mm.
- I am such a loser.
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Uh, uh, uh. Don't say that.
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Ooh.
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Um, honey?
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I am. I'm one of those people now.
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- I'm my mama.
- No, you're not.
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Is that a diaper bag?
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It's like I just keep punching myself
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in the face right in front of him.
Like, "Ain't I cute?
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Don't you want all this mess?"
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And then he comes home for 15 minutes
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at the end of the day
to tuck the kids in,
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and it's Captain Daddy Bedtime Champion.
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He can't do that.
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Oh, uh, you know what, though?
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He actually can.
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Because you don't have a mediator
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or a schedule or an attorney,
so he can do whatever he wants.
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You have no boundaries for him.
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Sorry, broken record,
but I will continue
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to be a broken record
until you get professional help.
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I'm sorry. I know that you're right.
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I know you're right. It's just
this waiting that's killing me.
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Waiting for?
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I just want things to go back to normal.
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Oh!
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Ooh!
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These are g... This isn't gonna hold.
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- No, no, no.
- I need a backup.
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That's so nasty. I'm not...
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Everybody should have diapers
in the car.
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- Girl, that's not...
- Whether you have kids or not.
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- That's so nasty. I'm not...
- It may look weird, but...
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Oh. Ooh!
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Okay.
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Ready to go. Here comes gym.
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That's some white people shit.
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Oh, buddy.
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Guess why I'm smiling right now.
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Because I'm ridiculous?
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No.
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Because I see what's
on the other side for you.
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In this case,
the journey is not the reward.
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The reward is being on the other side
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and being free of this pain
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and knowing that he did you a favor.
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You could have used less
of a blindside, but...
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garbage into gold.
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Let's go.
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Oh, hi.
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Do you want to know why she's crying?
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Is that why you're looking?
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Well, she's 49.
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Her husband just left her.
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She's got macular degeneration.
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She's got a six-year-old
and a semi-new baby.
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Oh, no.
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And, uh, she's gonna be 50.
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So...
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She's 50!
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I never did that when I was pregnant,
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and I have three.
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Hmm.
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And now I wish I had done more sit-ups.
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This is my fifth.
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I said, "I'm not doing this for you.
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I'm doing this for the man
that I'm leaving you for."
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Amen.
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I mean "A-women."
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Oh. He knows I love his fat ass.
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I just don't love mine.
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Sam? Sam!
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I love seeing you here.
It's Toussaint, President's mom.
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We worked on the bake sale
together all those years.
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And I made those super
strawberry scones, and you were
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like, "These are the best things
I've ever had."
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- Yup.
- It's so good to see you.
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- I didn't know you go here.
- Yeah. I go here.
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President told me
that Frankie skipped a grade.
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How did you pull that one off?
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I bet you had to really do
some backflips for that one.
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And boy, oh, boy, that is...
I don't want to scare you,
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but that is social suicide
to the max element degree.
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I mean, don't freak out...
It's not like she has to go
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to the hospital or anything...
But you skip someone ahead,
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- and they could...
- Who knows?
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How do I get my kids to give
a two clown shit about school?
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What's your magic?
I mean, all my kids want to do
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is eat toast and masturbate.
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I can't believe what you do.
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You're like an adolescent
freak whisperer.
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You come to my house,
I'll make you spaghetti.
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- I'll do anything you want.
- I fucking love you, Sam Fox.
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And you're popular.
But you've got roots.
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Jessica. We worked together
on The Prowler.
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Yes. I'm sorry. Baby Jess.
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- You were the...
- Demon hell child.
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How many times did they make you
do that vomit sunflower?
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No, no, don't.
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Because I still can't go
anywhere near clam chowder.
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- Right?
- How are you?
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I heard you just signed with Mal.
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Oh.
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And the thing about you is,
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you are so brave in your work.
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And I love that you have real thighs
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and you aren't afraid to show them.
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My wife is gonna die. She loves you.
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- Huh.
- This is really gonna work.
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He is the best.
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He just got me a three-show deal
at Yougooglelu.
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Oh, shit.
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I was eavesdropping
before on the machines.
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You are effing hilarious.
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Oh, well, her pain is pretty funny.
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Men are shit.
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I want to do something with you.
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I've got some ideas. I'm gonna call Mal.
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Are you in town for a while?
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Um, sure. Yeah.
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So, here is the best part.
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We get to go home now.
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Longest time ever before more gym.
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I'm proud of you.
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It does feel pretty good.
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Yes!
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The endorphins live!
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Now we drink.
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Just me.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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U-Untether me, please.
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Why? Are you showering?
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I don't track
your grooming habits, do I?
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Well, you're not supposed to take it off
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- unless you're showering.
- Ugh.
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Please.
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- Okay. Mm-hmm, well...
- And the straps.
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Hey, Mom, I need you
to sign this for me for school.
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Nice tits, Gran.
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Thank you, dear.
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Is that a new stained glass?
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It's pretty.
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No, it's been there for 20 years, Phil.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Okay.
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Uh...
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- Okay, what is it... for?
- Thank you.
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What did I sign?
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- Hello.
- Not your manager,
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but I have very crazy
professional news for you.
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Tasco's rebooting Ching of the Mill.
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- What?!
- Donnie wants to meet with you
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out in Simi Valley tomorrow.
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I will send you all the details.
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Oh, my God.
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It's gonna be huge.
Everyone wants in on this show.
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So I personally suggest you do it.
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This is so good!
Maybe I can fix my roof.
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I'm almost poor.
Did I tell you I'm poor now?
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Sorry to hear that.
Regardless, I'm taking 15%
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if this thing is a go.
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Also, I'm not your manager.
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Also, I will see you Saturday
with the kids.
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- Love you! See you Saturday.
- Love you.
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Oh!
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Yes! Yes!
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We must cover the ribs
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so as not to burn them.
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Hi. Hi.
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Do you have a lady dealer available?
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I'm sorry, all of our sales associates
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are busy at the moment.
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Did you make an appointment online?
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Oh, I didn't know that...
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Uh, I thought this was just,
like, a car dealership
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and you could walk in and look at a car.
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We don't take walk-ins.
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- Hey. Sorry I'm late.
- I told you.
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Nobody will help me.
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Are you looking
for a new car experience today?
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I think it's my wife here
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that needs your help. Come here, Pooh.
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Oh.
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She's such a different person
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since she went
through the change last year.
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Do you need your fan?
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Do you need some water?
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So, what's the story?
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You want to look at the Pacifica?
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I'm not getting another van.
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But you have a lot of people.
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I really don't. Max drives herself,
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and I'm usually alone now.
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You're never alone.
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So that's it? I'm just neutered.
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I used to drive an
eight-cylinder '88 Fox-body
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which was absorbed into the dealership
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when I traded it in for the mommy van.
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You're a mommy.
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I want something cool.
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Why do you get to drive this truck?
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- You have kids.
- You have kids.
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It's different for guys.
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I know.
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Jesus.
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Look how fucking low I am.
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I need, like, ten pillows.
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I feel like I'm driving my dad's car.
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Do you have anything with
a stick? Like, anything fun?
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Pretty much everything's
automatic these days.
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- Mm...
- Can you even drive a stick?
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What are you talking about?
Zombie escape plan.
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I tell all the girls that they
have to learn to drive a stick.
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Because in the apocalypse,
there's gonna be
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one lone prospector
with a gas pump, a slash of rope
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and a landline, and he's gonna
fix the end of the world.
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- She actually tells them this.
- Sounds like a good plan.
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Just maybe I should do
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the responsibly thing
and get an electric job.
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Oh, we got the i3 over here.
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Whoa.
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That car is ugly as shit.
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Some people really like it.
It's good for the environment.
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You should take it for
a couple days and try it out.
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I don't have a charger thingy.
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Just go to the mall or any parking lot.
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They've got them everywhere.
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"Almost Nude Maids"? What the hell?
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That's how I met my wife.
260
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I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
261
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Hey, hey.
262
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Oh. Hey, Brad.
263
00:12:20,188 --> 00:12:22,048
Hey, Sam. What happened to the minivan?
264
00:12:22,090 --> 00:12:24,027
Oh, this is a loaner.
265
00:12:28,096 --> 00:12:31,324
So, you know, we really like your mom.
266
00:12:31,366 --> 00:12:33,627
- Oh, God.
- But she's been swimming
267
00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:35,029
in our pool.
268
00:12:35,071 --> 00:12:36,797
A-Actually, that's not even the issue.
269
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I mean, we don't mind
if she wants to swim, but...
270
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if she could just...
271
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cover herself up?
272
00:12:43,645 --> 00:12:45,972
It's just, we got young boys,
and, well, y-your mother
273
00:12:46,014 --> 00:12:50,877
doesn't exactly have
the body of a woman her age.
274
00:12:50,919 --> 00:12:53,547
God. Brad, I'm so sorry.
275
00:12:53,589 --> 00:12:57,485
We-we really don't want to make
this into a thing, you know?
276
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Actually, you know,
we're thrilled that she dropped
277
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the lawsuit against our dogs.
278
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If she could wear
a swimsuit or something,
279
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:07,193
- we'd be really grateful.
- Yeah.
280
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- No. I know.
- Say anything, just...
281
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- Can you...? Bye.
- Oh. Oh.
282
00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:12,232
Sorry.
283
00:13:12,274 --> 00:13:14,302
- Say hi to your wife.
- Okay.
284
00:13:14,344 --> 00:13:17,130
- Laura? Laura, I think.
- Lisa. It's Lisa.
285
00:13:20,686 --> 00:13:23,581
♪ Paradise, feeling's nice ♪
286
00:13:23,623 --> 00:13:25,683
♪ When you turn out the lights ♪
287
00:13:27,058 --> 00:13:28,452
♪ La, la, la... ♪
288
00:13:28,494 --> 00:13:30,420
Okay, what's the point?
289
00:13:30,462 --> 00:13:33,256
So good to see you.
My God, how cool is this?
290
00:13:33,298 --> 00:13:35,326
- Huh?
- Oh, my God, it's amazing.
291
00:13:35,368 --> 00:13:37,761
- How are the girls doing?
- They're great, they're great.
292
00:13:37,803 --> 00:13:40,030
I mean, they're all older
than me now, but...
293
00:13:40,072 --> 00:13:43,333
Well, yeah. I mean, uh, Milo
just graduated from Cal Poly.
294
00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:45,236
- Jack's studying to be a vet.
- Wow.
295
00:13:45,278 --> 00:13:47,170
- I know.
- I hear it's harder to be a vet
296
00:13:47,212 --> 00:13:48,723
- than to be a human-people doctor.
- That's true.
297
00:13:48,765 --> 00:13:51,225
That's ac... Yeah, 'cause you
got to master all the, uh,
298
00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:54,295
all the, uh, you know,
additional, uh, anatomies...
299
00:13:54,337 --> 00:13:57,097
- ...and stuff like that.
- Oh, my God. This is so great.
300
00:13:57,139 --> 00:13:58,145
- I can't believe...
- Yeah, so listen, uh,
301
00:13:58,187 --> 00:13:59,200
thanks for doing this.
302
00:13:59,242 --> 00:14:00,835
- I know it's just like...
- When do we start?
303
00:14:00,877 --> 00:14:02,467
...it's crazy awkward, and...
304
00:14:07,355 --> 00:14:09,343
Oh, God. Your manager didn't
305
00:14:09,385 --> 00:14:11,713
explain the, uh, the situation.
306
00:14:11,755 --> 00:14:13,714
- Oh, shit.
- Well, what?
307
00:14:13,756 --> 00:14:15,550
I'm kind of in between
managers right now.
308
00:14:15,592 --> 00:14:17,218
What-what situation?
309
00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:19,753
It's just a formality, okay?
310
00:14:19,795 --> 00:14:23,757
But, uh, we need you
to read for the part.
311
00:14:23,799 --> 00:14:25,026
Oh, that's fine.
312
00:14:25,068 --> 00:14:27,395
- Which part?
- Uh, Rooster.
313
00:14:27,437 --> 00:14:29,731
Look, w-we don't know,
we don't know if we're gonna,
314
00:14:29,773 --> 00:14:31,433
uh, age him up, age him down
315
00:14:31,475 --> 00:14:33,367
or do something completely,
you know, different.
316
00:14:33,409 --> 00:14:34,869
- Oh...
- Listen, listen, listen.
317
00:14:34,911 --> 00:14:36,570
- I know what you can do. Okay?
- Mm-hmm.
318
00:14:36,612 --> 00:14:38,772
I mean, you know that. It's not me.
319
00:14:38,814 --> 00:14:42,511
It's just these new...
exquisite corpse corps.
320
00:14:43,302 --> 00:14:46,547
Yeah. They want me to read for my part?
321
00:14:46,589 --> 00:14:48,650
The part that I did for ten years.
322
00:14:48,692 --> 00:14:51,585
The part I won
a Genie Golden Halo Award for?
323
00:14:51,627 --> 00:14:53,155
And well-deserved.
324
00:14:53,197 --> 00:14:55,633
I mean, I mean, well-deserved, right?
325
00:14:58,548 --> 00:15:00,027
There she is.
326
00:15:00,069 --> 00:15:01,630
- Hey.
- Hey.
327
00:15:02,056 --> 00:15:03,998
- What's up?
- How are you?
328
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,800
- How are the girls?
- Good. They're great. They're great.
329
00:15:06,842 --> 00:15:09,470
- How are your girls?
- Uh, the girls are great. Yeah.
330
00:15:09,512 --> 00:15:11,940
And then I got-got
other kids, too. They're good.
331
00:15:11,982 --> 00:15:14,809
- Oh. You do?
- Um, yeah. Long story short,
332
00:15:14,851 --> 00:15:19,446
I-I had a vasectomy and...
didn't work, and so basically,
333
00:15:19,488 --> 00:15:22,516
I've got six kids... They're all 13.
334
00:15:22,558 --> 00:15:25,152
- Ah.
- Not sextuplets.
335
00:15:25,194 --> 00:15:27,856
- 13, yeah. Um...
- Wow. Yeah.
336
00:15:27,898 --> 00:15:30,671
And that's why we're doing the reboot.
337
00:15:30,713 --> 00:15:34,051
Yeah, you got to get
that orthodontia money.
338
00:15:34,093 --> 00:15:36,480
- Yeah. But, uh, hey.
- Okay, well...
339
00:15:36,522 --> 00:15:37,832
Kill the people, Sammy.
340
00:15:37,874 --> 00:15:39,133
- Cool. Yeah.
- You're gonna crush it.
341
00:15:39,175 --> 00:15:41,636
- Amazing. Okay.
- Come on. All righty.
342
00:15:41,678 --> 00:15:42,688
Good luck. Or...
343
00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:43,971
- You don't need it. We'll see you.
- Thanks.
344
00:15:44,013 --> 00:15:45,507
- Thanks, boss.
- All righty. - Close... Mike.
345
00:15:45,549 --> 00:15:47,275
- Close the fucking door, dude. Come on.
- Oh, yeah.
346
00:15:47,317 --> 00:15:49,285
This is just a formality, all right?
Everyone is doing it.
347
00:15:49,327 --> 00:15:50,605
- Okay. Yeah.
- Okay? You know?
348
00:15:50,647 --> 00:15:52,680
I mean, Maddie, Brittany,
Carlos, Henry...
349
00:15:52,722 --> 00:15:54,832
- Oh, they all...?
- Yeah.
350
00:15:54,874 --> 00:15:57,185
- That makes me feel better.
- Yeah.
351
00:15:57,227 --> 00:15:59,087
And you're, you know,
you're Rooster, for God's sakes.
352
00:15:59,129 --> 00:16:01,690
- Just give me a little, would you?
- Okay.
353
00:16:01,732 --> 00:16:03,491
Poop-poop, pop, purple,
354
00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:05,651
- people, pretzel.
- Good.
355
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,342
- Pencil.
- Good. All right, listen,
356
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,758
I'm gonna turn my back on you.
357
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,276
All right? So, I know you know
that doesn't mean I'm being rude
358
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,054
- or anything, okay? Right?
- Oh, no.
359
00:16:13,096 --> 00:16:14,868
You did this at
my original audition, and...
360
00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:17,005
- All right. All right.
- Ain't no... Okay.
361
00:16:17,047 --> 00:16:18,514
Okay, so,
362
00:16:18,556 --> 00:16:21,016
- whenever you're ready. Action.
- Okay.
363
00:16:21,058 --> 00:16:23,344
A bee stung my head.
364
00:16:23,386 --> 00:16:25,412
Okay, good. Uh, just try,
365
00:16:25,454 --> 00:16:27,535
just try pitching it up
a little bit, Sam.
366
00:16:27,577 --> 00:16:29,184
Okay, sure.
367
00:16:29,226 --> 00:16:32,658
A bee stung my head.
368
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:36,958
Teacher said my toaster
was pandiculated.
369
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,926
Santa can't bring me an uninfect...
370
00:16:38,968 --> 00:16:40,594
All right, fine. Good, stop.
371
00:16:40,636 --> 00:16:42,363
Jesus, God.
372
00:16:42,405 --> 00:16:44,366
God, you're brilliant. You are.
373
00:16:44,408 --> 00:16:47,175
I mean, you were always
so good off the page. Right?
374
00:16:47,217 --> 00:16:49,396
- Yeah.
- I'm serious. Huh?
375
00:16:49,438 --> 00:16:51,205
- Thanks.
- You gonna be in town for a while?
376
00:16:51,247 --> 00:16:52,638
Yeah, sure, I'm in town.
377
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,008
- Where am I going?
- Yeah, right?
378
00:16:54,050 --> 00:16:56,210
- Yeah.
- Hey, hey.
379
00:16:56,252 --> 00:16:58,545
Hey. Wait.
380
00:16:58,587 --> 00:16:59,948
It's Curly. You remember,
you remember Curly.
381
00:16:59,990 --> 00:17:02,182
- Yes! Yes.
- Yeah.
382
00:17:02,224 --> 00:17:04,318
You're the P.A.
who would stock the green room
383
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:05,920
with all our favorite snacks.
384
00:17:05,962 --> 00:17:08,802
Slim Jims and wasabi peanuts.
385
00:17:08,844 --> 00:17:10,937
- Still my favorite.
- Amazing.
386
00:17:10,979 --> 00:17:13,460
I want to get some for the road,
if you don't mind.
387
00:17:13,502 --> 00:17:16,698
Oh, uh, I'm-I'm actually
not a P.A. anymore.
388
00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:19,296
I'm one of the executive producers now.
389
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:23,123
- I-I'm happy to-to get you some Slim...
- Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
390
00:17:23,165 --> 00:17:25,225
- You said Slim Jims?
- No, no, no, no, no. You know what?
391
00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:27,494
There's a 7-Eleven
down the street anyway.
392
00:17:27,536 --> 00:17:28,929
- Congratula... That's great.
- Yeah... Thank you.
393
00:17:28,971 --> 00:17:30,396
- Okay. Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.
394
00:17:30,438 --> 00:17:32,332
- I love you. I adore you.
- Love, yes.
395
00:17:32,374 --> 00:17:33,566
So, I'm gonna see you soon, eh?
396
00:17:33,608 --> 00:17:35,885
Gee, I hope I get my own part.
397
00:17:35,927 --> 00:17:37,185
Peace.
398
00:17:37,227 --> 00:17:39,327
How'd it go?
399
00:17:39,714 --> 00:17:41,607
Awkward as fuck.
400
00:17:45,042 --> 00:17:48,959
♪ I'll be a sky so full of empty now ♪
401
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:52,986
♪ That little falcons dive into, lover ♪
402
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:57,489
♪ So when I'm restless
they can lead somehow ♪
403
00:17:57,531 --> 00:18:01,928
♪ What in the world
I'm gonna do out here ♪
404
00:18:01,970 --> 00:18:05,632
♪ I feel that I'm a little lost
most of the time ♪
405
00:18:05,674 --> 00:18:08,610
♪ But I don't really mind. ♪
406
00:18:11,017 --> 00:18:12,423
Serious?
407
00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:51,386
Yes.
408
00:18:53,555 --> 00:18:54,713
Oh.
409
00:18:54,755 --> 00:18:57,325
Hi.
410
00:18:58,793 --> 00:19:00,319
Need something?
411
00:19:00,361 --> 00:19:01,587
Uh, yeah.
412
00:19:01,629 --> 00:19:03,590
Can you help me?
413
00:19:03,632 --> 00:19:04,961
Depends how you mean it.
414
00:19:05,599 --> 00:19:07,380
That your golf cart?
415
00:19:09,137 --> 00:19:10,896
Uh, ha! Yeah.
416
00:19:10,938 --> 00:19:12,731
I need a tow truck.
417
00:19:12,773 --> 00:19:14,500
Or an extension cord.
418
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:17,069
And my cell phone's being stupid, so...
419
00:19:17,111 --> 00:19:18,837
There's not very good reception
around here
420
00:19:18,879 --> 00:19:20,340
at the end of the world.
421
00:19:20,382 --> 00:19:22,985
Mm.
422
00:19:28,386 --> 00:19:30,992
Feel free to use my landline.
423
00:19:33,284 --> 00:19:34,353
Oh.
424
00:19:41,645 --> 00:19:42,807
Bango.
425
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,143
What do you got under there?
426
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,435
You want me to take it out?
427
00:19:55,477 --> 00:19:57,372
Oh, no. No, that's cool.
428
00:19:57,414 --> 00:20:02,419
No. Any excuse to get her out.
429
00:20:06,698 --> 00:20:08,383
I love looking at this car.
430
00:20:09,826 --> 00:20:12,287
- Yeah.
- Whoa.
431
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,230
Yes!
432
00:20:16,384 --> 00:20:17,677
Chromey beauty.
433
00:20:18,191 --> 00:20:20,428
Run your fingers along these edges.
434
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,296
Like here and underneath.
435
00:20:22,997 --> 00:20:24,265
You feel that?
436
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:27,134
Yeah, there's no rough spots
on this car anywhere.
437
00:20:27,176 --> 00:20:30,772
When I was a kid,
my neighbor had a car like this,
438
00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:33,408
and it had this weird back thing.
439
00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:34,775
What is this called?
440
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,687
- They call it a truck bed.
- Mm.
441
00:20:39,255 --> 00:20:41,149
- Get in.
- Oh, no.
442
00:20:41,191 --> 00:20:42,816
I couldn't. I don't want to hurt it.
443
00:20:42,858 --> 00:20:45,852
A lot of people will tell you
a car like this,
444
00:20:45,894 --> 00:20:48,622
you should just bring it
to auto shows on Sunday.
445
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,567
- It's shameful.
- Mm.
446
00:20:52,301 --> 00:20:54,570
This is a driving car.
447
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:59,167
I feel like a getaway driver.
448
00:20:59,209 --> 00:21:01,102
Not with your hands off the wheel.
449
00:21:01,144 --> 00:21:03,603
Ooh.
450
00:21:03,645 --> 00:21:04,705
And it's wood.
451
00:21:04,747 --> 00:21:06,750
How bad is it for the environment?
452
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,418
Really bad.
453
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,278
Mmm.
454
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,082
Har-loo!
455
00:21:14,124 --> 00:21:17,785
Hello. I have something
very life-changing
456
00:21:17,827 --> 00:21:19,387
to share with you.
457
00:21:19,429 --> 00:21:22,090
Or change of life-ing. Hmm.
458
00:21:22,132 --> 00:21:23,323
- Mom. Mom, Mom.
- What?
459
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,891
Can you make me
a grilled cheese sandwich
460
00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:26,160
with the Cheshire cheese you bought?
461
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,829
- What?
- Can you make me, uh, the...
462
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:29,330
With the Cheshire cheese that...
463
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:30,898
Excuse me.
464
00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:33,301
- Hello.
- Hi.
465
00:21:33,343 --> 00:21:36,989
Hi. How are you?
466
00:21:37,031 --> 00:21:39,739
Could you please... move...
467
00:21:39,781 --> 00:21:41,775
to the side?
468
00:21:45,855 --> 00:21:48,592
Hmm. Mm-hmm.
469
00:21:49,759 --> 00:21:51,352
Mm-hmm.
470
00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:52,753
What?! No!
471
00:21:52,795 --> 00:21:54,088
What is that?!
472
00:21:54,130 --> 00:21:56,490
Oh, you got to get out.
473
00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:58,025
Can you please get out? Get out.
474
00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,694
Please, go to your own homes.
475
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,562
Or to a parking lot. I don't care.
476
00:22:01,604 --> 00:22:04,198
But just... don't be
in my house right now.
477
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,432
Mom.
478
00:22:05,474 --> 00:22:07,101
- Mom, Mom, look at me. Mom.
- Ooh!
479
00:22:07,143 --> 00:22:09,070
Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
480
00:22:09,112 --> 00:22:10,470
- Ugh.
- It's-it's a chinchilla.
481
00:22:10,512 --> 00:22:12,105
It's like a giant furry mouse.
482
00:22:12,147 --> 00:22:13,908
Ooh!
483
00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:17,277
Oh, so, how did this get here?
484
00:22:17,319 --> 00:22:19,779
Did somebody close a zoo?
Who paid for this?
485
00:22:19,821 --> 00:22:21,381
Did somebody pay for this?
486
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,917
We didn't do it on purpose.
487
00:22:22,959 --> 00:22:26,053
We went to the store
to get boneys for the dogs.
488
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,420
And Duke fell in love with it.
489
00:22:27,462 --> 00:22:30,024
She hasn't had a pet like this
since Mandy Patinkin died.
490
00:22:30,568 --> 00:22:33,227
Mm-hmm. Okay, so I'm just
curious, though.
491
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,662
So you guys went to a store.
492
00:22:35,704 --> 00:22:40,133
So that means that you
paid money for this.
493
00:22:40,175 --> 00:22:42,969
So I'm just wondering
how you got the money.
494
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,055
I paid for it.
495
00:22:46,816 --> 00:22:49,377
- Oh.
- On your credit card.
496
00:22:49,419 --> 00:22:51,179
Oh, that's awesome.
497
00:22:51,221 --> 00:22:55,448
Max, pick the box up with that thing,
498
00:22:55,490 --> 00:22:57,450
and bring it outside.
499
00:22:57,492 --> 00:22:59,253
- Now. Now.
- Mom, Mom, its name is Priscilla.
500
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:00,454
Priscilla the Chinchilla.
501
00:23:00,496 --> 00:23:02,853
Pick up Priscilla,
502
00:23:02,895 --> 00:23:04,792
and bring her outside
503
00:23:04,834 --> 00:23:08,094
to my new car,
which I was gonna celebrate,
504
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:10,307
but you thunder-stealing chinchilla...
505
00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:11,998
- Wait, when did you get a new car, Mom?
- New car?
506
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,266
Did you say new car?
507
00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:14,602
Mom, you promised me the minivan.
508
00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:15,803
You're full of shit, Mom.
509
00:23:16,241 --> 00:23:17,980
No, I am not.
510
00:23:19,340 --> 00:23:21,588
Did this thing even pass smog check?
511
00:23:21,630 --> 00:23:24,144
I don't know. I highly doubt it would.
512
00:23:24,186 --> 00:23:26,443
Mom, this car doesn't fit all of us.
513
00:23:26,485 --> 00:23:29,460
I know. Max, get in.
514
00:23:29,502 --> 00:23:30,943
No fair!
515
00:23:30,985 --> 00:23:33,153
Too bad, sucka. That's what you get
516
00:23:33,195 --> 00:23:35,488
for buying a chinchilla behind my back.
517
00:23:35,530 --> 00:23:36,690
Go inside.
518
00:23:41,136 --> 00:23:42,572
Yeah, baby!
519
00:23:47,012 --> 00:23:50,523
Unfortunately, there's no return
on pets, only store credit.
520
00:23:50,565 --> 00:23:54,494
I'm not trying to spend $300
on dog food and bones.
521
00:23:54,536 --> 00:23:57,560
We have a very fine selection of
pets that you can choose from.
522
00:23:57,602 --> 00:24:00,800
I don't want another pet.
I want my money back.
523
00:24:00,842 --> 00:24:02,834
You're the one who sold this dog mouse
524
00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:05,638
to a minor without parental consent.
525
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,416
No, I didn't. I sold it to her.
526
00:24:08,749 --> 00:24:10,042
Anyway,
527
00:24:10,084 --> 00:24:11,543
he's been returned too many times.
528
00:24:11,585 --> 00:24:13,178
They'll probably put him down.
529
00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:15,223
- Oh, shit.
- Oh...
530
00:24:16,391 --> 00:24:18,150
- Huh, fella?
- Jesus.
531
00:24:21,062 --> 00:24:23,232
I'll be right back.
532
00:24:24,966 --> 00:24:27,226
- Hello.
I just would like
533
00:24:27,268 --> 00:24:29,762
to start this phone call by
saying I'm not your manager.
534
00:24:29,804 --> 00:24:32,063
- Stop saying that.
- Well, it's true.
535
00:24:32,105 --> 00:24:36,334
And, okay, so they're going
with all the original cast...
536
00:24:36,376 --> 00:24:38,103
That's great!
537
00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:40,487
...except for Rooster.
538
00:24:40,529 --> 00:24:41,607
What?
539
00:24:41,649 --> 00:24:44,409
They're getting Lazlo Barber.
540
00:24:44,451 --> 00:24:46,411
Lazlo Barber is dead.
541
00:24:46,453 --> 00:24:47,580
I know.
542
00:24:47,622 --> 00:24:49,849
So, what are you talking about?
543
00:24:49,891 --> 00:24:53,285
Th-They're doing something,
a new technology
544
00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:55,822
called Vocology Sernagraphio.
545
00:24:55,864 --> 00:24:57,857
They piece together his voice.
546
00:24:57,899 --> 00:25:00,025
I mean they have, like,
over 10,000 hours
547
00:25:00,067 --> 00:25:01,438
of recordings of him.
548
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:05,497
Okay, so you're telling me
that an actually dead person
549
00:25:05,539 --> 00:25:10,436
is getting a part over me,
which is my actual part?
550
00:25:10,478 --> 00:25:13,206
Ugh, I hate being the bearer
of bad news. Jesus.
551
00:25:13,248 --> 00:25:15,345
It's nothing personal, Sam.
552
00:25:15,387 --> 00:25:18,043
They just wanted to go
in a different direction.
553
00:25:20,207 --> 00:25:22,076
It just wasn't the right fit.
554
00:25:22,537 --> 00:25:25,818
It was the right fit... for a decade.
555
00:25:26,226 --> 00:25:28,487
The guys said they love you
and they will keep you in mind
556
00:25:28,529 --> 00:25:30,121
for incidental characters.
557
00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:35,726
Oh, well.
558
00:25:37,561 --> 00:25:39,564
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
559
00:25:39,606 --> 00:25:40,748
Exactly.
560
00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:55,090
Oof.
561
00:26:01,194 --> 00:26:04,724
Mom. Mom.
562
00:26:04,766 --> 00:26:05,957
She's nice.
563
00:26:05,999 --> 00:26:07,259
Whoa.
564
00:26:07,301 --> 00:26:09,328
- It's a girl?
- Yeah, it's a girl.
565
00:26:09,370 --> 00:26:11,840
- Look.
- Huh.
566
00:26:17,111 --> 00:26:19,304
Okay.
567
00:26:25,018 --> 00:26:26,255
Mom?
568
00:26:28,221 --> 00:26:29,849
What the fuck?
569
00:26:29,891 --> 00:26:34,863
Welcome to my midlife crisis!
570
00:26:38,732 --> 00:26:40,191
Can I drive your new whip?
571
00:26:40,233 --> 00:26:42,460
Hmm.
572
00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:45,297
Okay.
573
00:26:46,030 --> 00:26:48,841
I have to tend to the livestock anyway.
574
00:26:49,925 --> 00:26:51,412
Let's go home, baby.
575
00:26:52,579 --> 00:26:54,206
Let's go, snakey.
576
00:26:54,248 --> 00:26:56,876
Oh, cool, it's raining again.
577
00:26:56,918 --> 00:26:58,687
It's so cool.
578
00:27:02,190 --> 00:27:03,549
Be careful.
579
00:27:03,591 --> 00:27:05,318
You got the windshield wipers?
580
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,838
I think we should call her Betty White.
581
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,225
Betty White?
582
00:27:13,977 --> 00:27:18,730
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