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Miss Dalton,
I am really impressed.

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Thank you. And
please call me Nic.

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Nic.

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I really appreciate
you coming in today.

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It was a pleasure meeting you.

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And we're gonna let all our
candidates know on Monday, okay.

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Um, okay, I'm sorry,
we've been talking here

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for the last 45 minutes, so.

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Are you blowing me off?

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Just level with me, because...

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You're nine credit
hours short of obtaining

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your Associates Degree,
is that correct?

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Because I am assuming
that you dropped out.

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Well, I had some
family issues that I,

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that required me to
leave school, yes.

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Mmmhmm. And you also list
your current employment

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as a bartender at, um,
yeah, at the Soggy Weasel.

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And your only reference,
a Murphy Dalton.

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Is there any relation?

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Um, yes, he's my father.

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Right.

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Dolores if you just
give me a minute,

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60 seconds to explain.

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After that if you're
not fully convinced

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that I'd be a valuable
team member here at PNR

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then I'll walk out that
door, no hard feelings.

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Okay.

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Yes I work for my father.

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He needed a bartender,
and I needed a job.

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But in the six months
that I've worked there,

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I've crafted a strong
social media presence.

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I've spearheaded promotions

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that have almost
doubled his revenue.

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So if you're
looking for somebody

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with real life marketing
experience, I'm your girl.

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Okay, Nic, PNR is a
Fortune 500 company.

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Okay, it's not a dive
bar whose livelihood

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depends on two for one drink
specials and, you know,

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wet t-shirt contests put on by

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the owner's tattoo
covered daughter.

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Look I appreciate your
enthusiasm, I really do,

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but when it all comes down to it

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you're a college drop out with
a great memorization skill

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for our about us
section of our website.

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I just, I don't see a
place for you here at PNR.

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Ah, you know I can
tell that this bridge

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is already like covered
in gasoline right now.

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- Excuse me?
- So I'm gonna light a match

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and I withdraw my
application, you know,

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and I would tell you to
go straight to hell but

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you already managed to
find your way there.

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Welcome home honey.

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Mr. Cooper, what's happening?

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Oh, just running a
diagnostic on the mainframe.

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Hmm.

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I'm sorry sir,

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I don't have a record of
a maintenance visit today.

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That's strange. I know I
have an email from the boss

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in here somewhere.

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Oh, I'm sorry, here it is.

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Here, sign right there.

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Nothing to worry about,
just a mislabeled directory.

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Have a good weekend.

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Sir, aren't you
forgetting something.

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Eager to get your
weekend started, huh?

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You have no idea.

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♪ Well my old man swore
up 'til the day he died ♪

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♪ He was a diesel driver ♪

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♪ Gave Kristofferson a ride ♪

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♪ In the Louisiana
rain with Bobby McGee ♪

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Just ridiculous.

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I know, I'm late.

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Consistently late.

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You're consistently large.

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So how'd the interview go?

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Fantastic, they
hired me on the spot.

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I'm putting in my two
weeks notice right now.

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Really?

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No.

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Thank god.

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I didn't mean that
like it sounds.

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I just, I need somebody here

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for a couple more
months that can...

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Basically do all
your bookkeeping,

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take care of the bar, keep
your ass out of the fire.

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Really Nic?

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Really is it that bad?

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You know what they say?

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Family first right.

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Oh wow, that's, that's great.

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Look, put your shirt on
and get to work please.

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Murph.

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What's shaking, little sexy?

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Everything, I don't know
if it's 'cause I'm hungover

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or the DT's.

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Oh god, girl, the tequila
you gave me last night

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really put me in a situation.

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Oh do tell.

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Let's just say I had to
make a ninja like exit.

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Uh so who's the lucky girl?

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Guy.

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Tim, you met my
flavor of the week.

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Oh, I think I need to get
you to start spreading your...

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Watch it.

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Horizons.

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Okay check it.

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Old friend from school,
just moved back to town.

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She's hot, right?

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Uh, she's too
blonde, too blonde.

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You really need to
lower your standards.

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Uh, I'm gonna be a
professional bar wench

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for the foreseeable future.

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Yeah, you know, I've compromised
everything in my sad life

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so I'm not going to
compromise on my dream girl.

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She's out there somewhere.

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What about that cute little
brunette you were seeing?

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Her vagina smelt
like breath mints.

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What?

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Landon! Ice! Now!

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Breath mints, really?

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It's better than the sweaty
sausage wallet, am I right?

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Hello Landon.

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Uh, ugh Nic put on a shirt.

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You are boner repellent,
you know that?

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It's like your superpower.

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Boner repellent.

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LeighAnne just say the word.

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Balls.

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And we're open people,
let's stop playing grab ass.

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Nice shot.

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Why thank you.

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Chug, chug, chug, chug.

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Chug, chug, chug.

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Are those our tequila shots?

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Yeah.

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You drinking to
celebrate or to forget?

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Celebrating, I think.

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Oh I pity the groom.

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So how's my girl tonight?

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Living the dream, Terence.

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Hey what's the chance of you
coming home with me tonight?

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I just gave myself a
new porn star trim.

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Oh Jesus Terence, I've
already puked once today.

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Here you go guys.

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Oh yeah.

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- And your extra.
- Oh that one's for you girl.

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Hell yeah it is, cheers.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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So about that bench.

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Yeah back to my bench press.

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You're old enough, it's okay.

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Another sack of hormones

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determined to take
you home tonight?

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Bring on the
douchiest of the douches

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as long as he tips.

156
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Be careful what you wish for.

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Hey, check her, she's hot right?

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Yeah like too hot.

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There's no help for
you, do you know that?

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Excuse me.

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I need this table.

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Need's a strong word bro.

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Oh so we are negotiating now?

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Look by the way,
it's a little bit early

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for you to be putting
on the fake tipsy.

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If you're not careful you're
gonna be fake drunk by 11.

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Those guys will be gone by 11.

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The strip club will be calling.

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Maybe earlier.

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Jackpot.

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Promise you won't judge.

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Look at me, I have
no room to judge.

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Time to make some
money, here you go.

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Good?

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00:11:33,181 --> 00:11:34,180
Yeah, generally whoreish
but yeah it's great.

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Just the way I like it.

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Hi there honey.

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What can I get you?

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00:11:49,764 --> 00:11:51,163
Yeah, I'll have a vodka martini.

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Up with no olives.

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Sure thing.

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Today, please.

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00:12:07,348 --> 00:12:08,848
What'd you need cupcake?

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Martini straight up, no olives

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says the dick who's
too good to be here.

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Yeah is he giving trouble?

187
00:12:14,222 --> 00:12:16,222
No he's just being an asshole.

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00:12:16,224 --> 00:12:18,758
Well he looks corporate,
probably drives a Porsche,

189
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most likely meeting some
schlub here to sucker

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him into one of those
pyramid schemes.

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You know, taking from the poor,
making his rich ass richer.

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You know insurance on a Porsche
is very expensive LeighAnne.

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You know if I didn't
know you'd quit school

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I would say you got
a degree in bullshit.

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So hey, I never asked
you, what does your,

196
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your dream girl
look like anyway?

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Well she's petite,
well proportioned,

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preferably a dancer, dark hair,
dark eyes, dark complexion,

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dark everything but
most importantly...

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Can I get a drink over here?

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00:12:49,023 --> 00:12:52,158
Okay and this is
where I leave you.

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One martini, enjoy.

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Check back with me every
five minutes, is that clear?

204
00:13:01,169 --> 00:13:02,334
Sure thing.

205
00:13:03,871 --> 00:13:07,339
Hey, I'm not joking
lady, every five minutes.

206
00:13:09,877 --> 00:13:14,280
I would let go of my arm,
before you piss him off.

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00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,592
I dabbled in the
arts for a while,

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00:13:26,594 --> 00:13:28,961
sculpting, composing,
you know shit like that,

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00:13:28,963 --> 00:13:31,197
but bartending just, you know,
kind of fit my lifestyle.

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Staying out late,
making new friends,

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meeting beautiful women.

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00:13:35,169 --> 00:13:37,536
That's fantastic, can I
have a drink now please.

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00:13:37,538 --> 00:13:41,207
God, of course, right,
what can I get for you?

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00:13:41,209 --> 00:13:43,309
Whatever you dropped on
the floor looked pretty good.

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00:13:43,311 --> 00:13:45,911
A martini, very high brow.

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00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:53,319
Well hello young lady,
you snuck in on me.

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00:13:53,321 --> 00:13:55,087
Do you happen to
have your ID on you?

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00:13:55,089 --> 00:13:56,055
Murph.

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00:13:56,057 --> 00:13:58,324
Ah business is business Nic.

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Don't wanna be fined.

221
00:14:00,027 --> 00:14:01,227
Excuse me.

222
00:14:01,229 --> 00:14:02,229
Thank you.

223
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:06,098
Pleasure to meet you
Brooke, I'm Murphy.

224
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:09,635
I hope you have a
wonderful night, carry on.

225
00:14:11,873 --> 00:14:14,573
Brooke, that's my favorite name.

226
00:14:16,477 --> 00:14:19,245
Another martini for
douchebag Mr. Moneybags.

227
00:14:19,247 --> 00:14:22,081
Just say the word
and I'll kick his ass.

228
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,949
Nic, I need some more tequila,

229
00:14:23,951 --> 00:14:25,618
these bridesmaids
are insatiable.

230
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:27,353
Landon, will you
wait your turn please?

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00:14:27,355 --> 00:14:29,388
Oh I'm sorry I
don't speak skank,

232
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,290
could you say that for
me in English please.

233
00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:32,358
Oh it's on.

234
00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:33,225
You son of a bitch.

235
00:14:33,227 --> 00:14:34,059
Get over here.

236
00:14:34,061 --> 00:14:35,061
Oh shit!

237
00:14:36,364 --> 00:14:37,364
You pig.

238
00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:41,333
You're dead!

239
00:14:41,335 --> 00:14:44,570
Excuse me children, we
have paying customers.

240
00:14:44,572 --> 00:14:45,938
Can we do this after hours?

241
00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:46,572
She started it.

242
00:14:46,574 --> 00:14:48,307
Come on bring it on.

243
00:14:48,309 --> 00:14:50,576
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Landon tequila.

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00:14:50,578 --> 00:14:53,646
- Thank you.
- LeighAnne, martini.

245
00:14:53,648 --> 00:14:54,914
What?

246
00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:56,415
Alright go, go.

247
00:14:57,251 --> 00:14:58,250
What?

248
00:14:58,252 --> 00:15:00,219
I'm, I'm just impressed.

249
00:15:00,221 --> 00:15:01,954
Great.

250
00:15:01,955 --> 00:15:03,688
Can't I just one time,
pay you a compliment.

251
00:15:03,691 --> 00:15:05,124
Look can this wait
until after hours,

252
00:15:05,126 --> 00:15:07,693
I've got a lot of drinks
to make right now.

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00:15:07,695 --> 00:15:08,695
Yeah.

254
00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:23,242
- Is that the owner?
- Yes.

255
00:15:23,244 --> 00:15:26,278
Pretty ballsy thing
to say to your boss.

256
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,447
Yeah well, he also
happened to knock up my mom.

257
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:29,615
And then promptly
disappear after that

258
00:15:29,617 --> 00:15:31,317
until my 26th birthday so.

259
00:15:31,319 --> 00:15:32,451
That was your father.

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00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,153
Subject change.

261
00:15:34,155 --> 00:15:35,521
So, would you like
another drink?

262
00:15:35,523 --> 00:15:37,556
I don't know if I should.

263
00:15:37,558 --> 00:15:40,125
Oh right, it must
be a school night huh.

264
00:15:40,127 --> 00:15:41,360
A school night?

265
00:15:41,362 --> 00:15:43,996
Yeah girl, 'cause
you got so much class.

266
00:15:43,998 --> 00:15:46,098
Your martini's suck,
give me something else.

267
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:47,099
What'll it be.

268
00:15:47,101 --> 00:15:48,267
Surprise me.

269
00:15:48,269 --> 00:15:49,535
In order to do that

270
00:15:49,537 --> 00:15:51,370
I'd probably have to take
you back to my place.

271
00:15:51,372 --> 00:15:53,272
That's a little too
forward for me, lady.

272
00:15:53,274 --> 00:15:54,440
Oh come on, it was a joke.

273
00:15:54,442 --> 00:15:56,709
You're not from around
these parts are you?

274
00:15:56,711 --> 00:15:59,144
These parts, no.

275
00:15:59,146 --> 00:16:02,381
Should I go back to that
thar place I came from.

276
00:16:02,383 --> 00:16:04,216
Uh, probably be for the best.

277
00:16:04,218 --> 00:16:05,551
Please elaborate.

278
00:16:05,553 --> 00:16:07,586
Well the Soggy Weasel's
known for its cheap drinks

279
00:16:07,588 --> 00:16:08,754
and its loose women.

280
00:16:08,756 --> 00:16:10,389
How do you know I'm not cheap?

281
00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:11,423
Loose.

282
00:16:11,425 --> 00:16:12,358
Whatever.

283
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,559
So what do you do?

284
00:16:13,561 --> 00:16:15,127
Guess.

285
00:16:15,129 --> 00:16:16,495
You're a dancer?

286
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:18,330
Corporate liaison.

287
00:16:18,332 --> 00:16:19,465
Company car, insurance.

288
00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:20,299
Whole nine.

289
00:16:20,301 --> 00:16:21,784
That's pretty sweet.

290
00:16:21,785 --> 00:16:23,268
It depends on your perspective.

291
00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:24,470
How so?

292
00:16:24,472 --> 00:16:25,704
What time do you
get up in the morning?

293
00:16:25,706 --> 00:16:27,006
5:00 p.m..

294
00:16:27,008 --> 00:16:28,073
6:00 a.m..

295
00:16:29,076 --> 00:16:30,476
What's your take home pay?

296
00:16:30,478 --> 00:16:31,610
Like 1,600.

297
00:16:31,612 --> 00:16:32,444
A week?

298
00:16:32,446 --> 00:16:33,779
A month.

299
00:16:33,781 --> 00:16:35,447
How about you?

300
00:16:35,449 --> 00:16:39,284
More than 1,600 but
we have a dress code.

301
00:16:39,286 --> 00:16:40,386
Oh that sucks.

302
00:16:40,388 --> 00:16:42,121
Yeah tell me about it.

303
00:16:42,123 --> 00:16:44,757
Our lot always took a lot
of pride in our appearance.

304
00:16:44,759 --> 00:16:46,525
This is Terence.

305
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:49,061
He used to work for
a company called R&P.

306
00:16:49,063 --> 00:16:50,295
The shaving cream guys?

307
00:16:50,297 --> 00:16:51,430
They're a bunch of bastards,

308
00:16:51,432 --> 00:16:53,799
suckered me into
early retirement.

309
00:16:53,801 --> 00:16:56,468
Said I had a drinking problem.

310
00:16:56,470 --> 00:16:58,604
That's what I'm
talking about. Terence

311
00:16:58,606 --> 00:17:01,040
may or may not have an
alleged drinking problem

312
00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:03,609
and yet he gets
early retirement.

313
00:17:03,611 --> 00:17:05,210
Living the dream.

314
00:17:05,212 --> 00:17:06,478
Enough of this idle chit chat.

315
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,180
I wanna know more about you.

316
00:17:08,182 --> 00:17:09,481
So what are your hopes, your
dreams, your aspirations?

317
00:17:09,483 --> 00:17:11,216
One more drink.

318
00:17:11,218 --> 00:17:12,584
Then I have to go.

319
00:17:19,627 --> 00:17:20,793
What's in this?

320
00:17:20,795 --> 00:17:21,795
Vodka.

321
00:17:23,531 --> 00:17:26,098
It just tastes strong.

322
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:28,233
I'll tell the bartender
to take it easy.

323
00:17:30,471 --> 00:17:31,437
Hey who wants another?

324
00:17:31,439 --> 00:17:32,471
Yes.

325
00:17:32,473 --> 00:17:33,589
Cool.

326
00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:34,706
I think I've had
enough for a while.

327
00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:36,708
Oh whoa, whoa, whoa,
that's crazy talk.

328
00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:39,445
Michelle, come on, tell
her that's crazy talk.

329
00:17:39,447 --> 00:17:40,846
I think my friend here

330
00:17:40,848 --> 00:17:43,849
wants to make sure that she
has all her wits about her.

331
00:17:43,851 --> 00:17:47,419
Otherwise she'll have an
excuse to act inappropriately.

332
00:17:48,656 --> 00:17:50,522
When did I become the bad guy?

333
00:17:50,524 --> 00:17:52,858
Ladies, do not
listen to this man.

334
00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:54,526
Don't trust this man.

335
00:17:56,797 --> 00:17:59,465
Do you know what it's
like to realize that

336
00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:03,569
after this night you will be
sleeping with the same person,

337
00:18:03,571 --> 00:18:06,572
the same five foot
four stockbroker

338
00:18:06,574 --> 00:18:10,342
with chronic, but it's
genetic so you can't judge me,

339
00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:13,512
halitosis, for the
rest of your life.

340
00:18:13,514 --> 00:18:14,613
No idea.

341
00:18:17,284 --> 00:18:20,319
The truth is Landon,
can I call you Landon.

342
00:18:20,321 --> 00:18:21,553
Sure, yeah.

343
00:18:21,555 --> 00:18:23,522
The truth is some
of us bridesmaids

344
00:18:23,524 --> 00:18:26,525
aren't completely happy
with Mr. Stockbroker.

345
00:18:26,527 --> 00:18:29,528
Some of us are wondering why
Mr. Corporate Banker Bigshot

346
00:18:29,530 --> 00:18:32,464
comes home late every night.

347
00:18:32,466 --> 00:18:34,800
And some of us, not
naming names here,

348
00:18:34,802 --> 00:18:38,403
know that you, yes you,
Landon the bartender

349
00:18:38,405 --> 00:18:40,606
might be the best last hope of,

350
00:18:40,608 --> 00:18:43,142
how can I put this delicately,

351
00:18:43,144 --> 00:18:47,579
boning some sense into our
betrothed friend over there.

352
00:18:50,151 --> 00:18:51,850
I would be honored.

353
00:19:09,537 --> 00:19:10,936
Nic, cover me!

354
00:19:16,544 --> 00:19:17,709
Dammit Landon.

355
00:19:19,613 --> 00:19:22,414
♪ Shut this down ♪

356
00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:24,583
♪ Shut this down ♪

357
00:19:24,585 --> 00:19:28,854
♪ I'm leaving the
town, shut this down. ♪

358
00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:33,759
Why don't you lock the door?

359
00:19:33,761 --> 00:19:34,726
Lock the door?

360
00:19:34,728 --> 00:19:36,461
Locks in the men's room stalls,

361
00:19:36,463 --> 00:19:39,831
what kind of establishment
od you think this is?

362
00:19:42,336 --> 00:19:43,635
Yeah I trust you.

363
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,406
It's quitting time.

364
00:19:47,408 --> 00:19:48,941
Closing you out, because you
don't look like you need to be

365
00:19:48,943 --> 00:19:50,242
having any more fun anyway.

366
00:19:50,244 --> 00:19:51,310
What's this?

367
00:19:51,312 --> 00:19:53,512
It's your check.

368
00:19:53,514 --> 00:19:55,480
But, I have, I have...

369
00:19:57,551 --> 00:20:00,786
Whoa, whoa, whoa, sit
down, stop, take it easy.

370
00:20:00,788 --> 00:20:03,555
I hate to break it to you,
but you're not going anywhere

371
00:20:03,557 --> 00:20:06,358
unless it's in a cab.

372
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,360
Shit.

373
00:20:08,762 --> 00:20:11,563
Nicki, shift's up, I'm out.

374
00:20:11,565 --> 00:20:12,698
Hang onto these.

375
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:13,966
Are these Mr. Moneybags?

376
00:20:13,968 --> 00:20:15,400
Yes, he's completely
wasted, total lightweight,

377
00:20:15,402 --> 00:20:16,635
looks like I'm
not getting a tip.

378
00:20:16,637 --> 00:20:18,437
Alright what do you
want me to do with him?

379
00:20:18,439 --> 00:20:20,339
I don't know, give him
an hour. Call him a cab.

380
00:20:20,341 --> 00:20:22,007
A really, really, shitty cab.

381
00:20:22,009 --> 00:20:24,543
I'm gonna call him the
shittiest of shittiest of cabs.

382
00:20:24,545 --> 00:20:26,011
And that's why I love you.

383
00:20:26,013 --> 00:20:27,613
I'm going to Tim's.

384
00:20:27,615 --> 00:20:29,948
Hey you should come,
'cause I plan to be wasted.

385
00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:30,950
Alright.

386
00:20:33,621 --> 00:20:37,389
Whoa, when did you go
all Megan Fox on me.

387
00:20:38,392 --> 00:20:39,258
Bye Murph.

388
00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:39,992
Bye sweetheart.

389
00:20:39,994 --> 00:20:41,627
Be safe okay.

390
00:20:41,629 --> 00:20:42,661
I will.

391
00:20:42,663 --> 00:20:43,663
Alright.

392
00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:57,876
Mr. Cooper?

393
00:21:01,749 --> 00:21:06,785
I gave you explicit instructions
to order one drink, one.

394
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:10,455
And wait patiently.

395
00:21:12,326 --> 00:21:13,659
I'm so wasted.

396
00:21:13,661 --> 00:21:15,494
I'm so wasted boss.

397
00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:21,566
You don't seem to
have heeded my advice.

398
00:21:23,837 --> 00:21:26,705
Get your ass out of that chair.

399
00:21:30,077 --> 00:21:31,410
Please.

400
00:21:34,448 --> 00:21:36,915
This is unfortunate Mr. Cooper.

401
00:21:38,719 --> 00:21:40,786
Listen, I can't just leave work.

402
00:21:40,788 --> 00:21:41,853
You know what?

403
00:21:41,855 --> 00:21:42,821
Scratch that.

404
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:44,089
I know I'm relatively beautiful

405
00:21:44,091 --> 00:21:45,657
but I'm sure as
hell not that lucky.

406
00:21:45,659 --> 00:21:47,759
So tell me, what's
going on here?

407
00:21:47,761 --> 00:21:51,363
I want you now,
I just can't wait.

408
00:22:05,646 --> 00:22:09,481
Celebrating a bit prematurely
aren't we Mr. Cooper?

409
00:22:09,483 --> 00:22:10,349
No.

410
00:22:10,351 --> 00:22:11,783
One drink, martini.

411
00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:14,986
Okay, two drinks, two drinks.

412
00:22:14,988 --> 00:22:16,822
I do not care.

413
00:22:16,824 --> 00:22:18,657
But seeing as how
we are paying you

414
00:22:18,659 --> 00:22:20,892
a more than significant
sum of money

415
00:22:20,894 --> 00:22:25,130
I would appreciate some
semblance of professionalism.

416
00:22:25,132 --> 00:22:28,834
The waitress.

417
00:22:28,836 --> 00:22:30,068
Yes this waitress.

418
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:37,676
You can do this Mr. Cooper.

419
00:22:37,678 --> 00:22:38,678
My keys.

420
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:43,048
A sound judgment, I
wouldn't recommend driving.

421
00:22:43,050 --> 00:22:44,050
My keys.

422
00:22:44,818 --> 00:22:46,952
God was on the key chain.

423
00:22:49,156 --> 00:22:50,856
God is everywhere Mr. Cooper.

424
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,394
The flash disk is God.

425
00:23:00,501 --> 00:23:01,501
I see.

426
00:23:03,637 --> 00:23:05,837
And this waitress, she was...

427
00:23:07,174 --> 00:23:10,642
Dark haired, five foot
two, great ass, decent rack.

428
00:23:10,644 --> 00:23:11,877
Look it's now or never.

429
00:23:11,879 --> 00:23:15,113
I need you to leave
with me right now.

430
00:23:16,517 --> 00:23:19,684
I'd do it girl,
like they say, YOLO.

431
00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:25,123
Mr. Cooper, how
much are we paying you

432
00:23:25,125 --> 00:23:27,426
for this little
corporate transgression?

433
00:23:27,428 --> 00:23:31,029
Uh, a shit ton.

434
00:23:32,132 --> 00:23:34,466
That's probably the
best way to put it.

435
00:23:34,468 --> 00:23:39,004
Monetarily speaking it comes
out to about $26.8 million.

436
00:23:40,474 --> 00:23:41,973
Tax free am I correct?

437
00:23:41,975 --> 00:23:44,943
I guess so.

438
00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:46,778
How much do you think
it's going to cost

439
00:23:46,780 --> 00:23:48,847
to cover up your murder?

440
00:23:48,849 --> 00:23:53,051
To sweep something this
nefarious under the rug?

441
00:23:53,053 --> 00:23:54,786
What?

442
00:23:54,788 --> 00:23:58,957
I'll give you a hint, it's
much less then $26.8 million.

443
00:24:00,027 --> 00:24:02,561
Some might even say
a shit ton less.

444
00:24:02,563 --> 00:24:04,996
You've just negotiated
yourself out of the deal.

445
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:07,900
Fuck!

446
00:24:24,918 --> 00:24:26,117
You the groom?

447
00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:28,987
No, I just work here.

448
00:24:30,157 --> 00:24:32,057
Oh well that's good.

449
00:24:33,827 --> 00:24:36,895
You look too young
to get tied down.

450
00:24:41,869 --> 00:24:43,034
Then again.

451
00:24:45,939 --> 00:24:47,906
Look, I have a job and
I'm never gonna get anywhere

452
00:24:47,908 --> 00:24:50,108
if I just blow that off for
every unbelievably witty,

453
00:24:50,110 --> 00:24:51,776
slightly soul crushingly
beautiful dream girl

454
00:24:51,778 --> 00:24:54,045
that walks in off the street.

455
00:25:05,726 --> 00:25:08,059
So I woke up naked, upside-down

456
00:25:08,061 --> 00:25:10,161
with a hairbrush up
my ass, true story.

457
00:25:10,163 --> 00:25:12,531
And my friend is screaming

458
00:25:12,533 --> 00:25:14,013
because he's handcuffed
to the toilet.

459
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:21,773
What can I do for you sir?

460
00:25:21,775 --> 00:25:24,042
Can I have a Roy Rogers?

461
00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:25,176
A Roy Rogers?

462
00:25:25,979 --> 00:25:26,979
Yeah, okay.

463
00:25:27,881 --> 00:25:29,648
And that would be a...

464
00:25:29,650 --> 00:25:30,849
Cola and grenadine.

465
00:25:30,851 --> 00:25:32,050
Cherry cola.

466
00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:34,586
Extra cherries please.

467
00:25:34,588 --> 00:25:35,654
Certainly.

468
00:25:44,898 --> 00:25:47,632
Dammit Nic listen, I like you.

469
00:25:48,735 --> 00:25:50,001
There's a lot of shit
going on in this bar

470
00:25:50,003 --> 00:25:52,003
that you have no idea about.

471
00:25:52,005 --> 00:25:55,974
So I'm asking you for your
own safety and well being.

472
00:25:55,976 --> 00:25:58,176
Get me out of this bar.

473
00:25:58,178 --> 00:26:00,912
You know there was a
time not too long ago

474
00:26:00,914 --> 00:26:02,180
where I would have said yes,

475
00:26:02,182 --> 00:26:03,815
but how am I ever gonna
move up in this world

476
00:26:03,817 --> 00:26:05,183
with that sort of attitude.

477
00:26:05,185 --> 00:26:08,253
Hear hear, top
shelf to celebrate.

478
00:26:11,024 --> 00:26:13,024
You know what this generation's
workforce is lacking?

479
00:26:13,026 --> 00:26:14,593
Loyalty.

480
00:26:14,595 --> 00:26:16,094
That's what big companies
are looking for,

481
00:26:16,096 --> 00:26:17,796
it starts right now.

482
00:26:17,798 --> 00:26:19,230
No more staying out late, no
more drinking on Monday's,

483
00:26:19,232 --> 00:26:22,100
no more skipping out on
work for a random triste.

484
00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:25,837
And if you can't respect
that, then I guess.

485
00:26:33,614 --> 00:26:35,380
Never, not even once.

486
00:26:36,283 --> 00:26:38,350
Not with him.

487
00:26:38,352 --> 00:26:40,986
I think it's your body
that's telling your brain

488
00:26:40,988 --> 00:26:42,320
something it doesn't want to...

489
00:26:42,322 --> 00:26:46,024
Oh my god.

490
00:26:46,026 --> 00:26:47,026
Oh Jesus.

491
00:26:48,128 --> 00:26:49,861
- What Nicki?
- I think I need to quit.

492
00:26:49,863 --> 00:26:50,829
Really?

493
00:26:50,831 --> 00:26:51,796
Why now?

494
00:26:51,798 --> 00:26:53,949
Now.

495
00:26:53,950 --> 00:26:56,101
No benefits, terrible wages,
no opportunity for growth.

496
00:26:56,103 --> 00:26:59,104
A culture that encourages
laziness and personal stagnation,

497
00:26:59,106 --> 00:27:03,008
I mean come on, this bar
has cost me my dream girl

498
00:27:03,010 --> 00:27:08,146
and now the bartender's off
getting herpes from bridezilla.

499
00:27:08,148 --> 00:27:09,414
Sorry, no offense.

500
00:27:10,317 --> 00:27:12,017
We'll talk about

501
00:27:12,019 --> 00:27:15,153
your fictional romantic
relationships later, okay?

502
00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:18,256
Right now, I'll go find Landon.

503
00:27:18,258 --> 00:27:21,159
Okay, don't touch me, okay.

504
00:27:21,161 --> 00:27:22,161
What?

505
00:27:23,730 --> 00:27:25,163
You're a lesbian?

506
00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:31,369
Oh and here I thought I was
hiding it this whole time.

507
00:27:32,105 --> 00:27:33,105
Well shit.

508
00:27:39,312 --> 00:27:41,146
Goddammit Landon.

509
00:27:46,319 --> 00:27:50,255
Alright kid, I hope you
got your rocks, off.

510
00:27:54,294 --> 00:27:57,429
Good God. Jesus
Christ what happened?

511
00:27:59,099 --> 00:28:00,965
I didn't even know her name.

512
00:28:00,967 --> 00:28:03,702
I'll be right back, don't move.

513
00:28:03,704 --> 00:28:06,871
Murphy, Murphy
don't leave me here.

514
00:28:09,142 --> 00:28:11,076
Maybe you're just not
wired for it, you know.

515
00:28:11,078 --> 00:28:14,045
Have you ever thought about
batting for the other team?

516
00:28:14,047 --> 00:28:15,380
What's it like?

517
00:28:15,382 --> 00:28:17,782
Recently, pretty minty.

518
00:28:17,784 --> 00:28:18,783
- Nicki.
- Ow.

519
00:28:18,785 --> 00:28:21,419
You need to go out of here now.

520
00:28:21,421 --> 00:28:23,088
Yeah she's kind of lame.

521
00:28:23,090 --> 00:28:25,290
No, I mean leave, out the back.

522
00:28:25,292 --> 00:28:26,725
What's going on?

523
00:28:26,727 --> 00:28:28,893
Just once, do what
I ask you to do.

524
00:28:31,364 --> 00:28:34,999
I assume you're the proprietor
of this fine establishment?

525
00:28:35,001 --> 00:28:37,902
Let's talk about
what happens next.

526
00:28:50,450 --> 00:28:53,818
Alright everybody, we
are closed for business.

527
00:28:53,820 --> 00:28:55,153
I don't care if you go home,

528
00:28:55,155 --> 00:28:56,821
but you can't stay here.

529
00:28:56,823 --> 00:29:00,925
Thank you all very much,
please we need you to leave.

530
00:29:00,927 --> 00:29:01,927
Take care.

531
00:29:02,996 --> 00:29:04,162
Where's Megan?

532
00:29:04,164 --> 00:29:07,465
She probably left
with the bartender.

533
00:29:07,467 --> 00:29:08,399
Do you want to fill me in on

534
00:29:08,401 --> 00:29:09,868
what the hell's going on here?

535
00:29:09,870 --> 00:29:12,270
Nicki please, just
stand behind the bar

536
00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:14,005
and shut your mouth.

537
00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:18,777
Thank you everybody.
Please be safe.

538
00:29:31,324 --> 00:29:33,124
What the hell is this?

539
00:29:33,126 --> 00:29:35,293
I don't just blindly
follow orders

540
00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:37,796
like the rest of these lemings.

541
00:29:37,798 --> 00:29:39,297
I'm too damn old.

542
00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:41,466
Goddammit.

543
00:29:41,468 --> 00:29:44,002
Terence, put a lid on it.

544
00:29:45,005 --> 00:29:46,304
Terence Walker?

545
00:29:48,175 --> 00:29:50,275
Who the hell are you?

546
00:29:50,277 --> 00:29:53,812
Christian Boland,
pleased to meet you.

547
00:29:53,814 --> 00:29:56,881
You're a legend. We
still tell stories

548
00:29:56,883 --> 00:29:59,551
around the water cooler about
your exploits in the 80's.

549
00:29:59,553 --> 00:30:03,555
I for one was shocked when
Rappaport and Progatto

550
00:30:03,557 --> 00:30:06,090
pushed you ont. What was
the official reasoning?

551
00:30:06,092 --> 00:30:07,458
Drinking problem?

552
00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:09,227
Well that just
reeks of cronyism.

553
00:30:09,229 --> 00:30:12,564
Out with the old to make way
for some CEO's pipsqueak son,

554
00:30:12,566 --> 00:30:14,199
am I right?

555
00:30:14,201 --> 00:30:15,300
You work for R&P?

556
00:30:15,302 --> 00:30:16,267
Indeed.

557
00:30:16,269 --> 00:30:18,069
Who the hell are you?

558
00:30:18,071 --> 00:30:21,239
I thought we covered
that, Christian Boland.

559
00:30:21,241 --> 00:30:23,975
Special Acquisitions Department.

560
00:30:25,178 --> 00:30:29,380
Now, I understand this is
an extreme inconvenience,

561
00:30:29,382 --> 00:30:31,549
but I do have some
business to discuss

562
00:30:31,551 --> 00:30:33,585
with this gentleman, so I'm
going to have to ask you

563
00:30:33,587 --> 00:30:35,854
to do your drinking
elsewhere this evening.

564
00:30:35,856 --> 00:30:38,223
And I assume I can trust your
discretion on the matter,

565
00:30:38,225 --> 00:30:41,125
seeing as how you should
still be under contract

566
00:30:41,127 --> 00:30:45,330
and whistle blowers can't
be tolerated, am I right?

567
00:30:45,332 --> 00:30:46,865
Of course, Mr...

568
00:30:49,336 --> 00:30:50,336
Boland.

569
00:30:51,404 --> 00:30:53,238
For the third time.

570
00:31:07,487 --> 00:31:10,955
It's a nice independent
place you have here,

571
00:31:10,957 --> 00:31:13,925
one of the best,
I appreciate that.

572
00:31:18,298 --> 00:31:22,333
Men's bathroom, second
stall, bring them here.

573
00:31:22,335 --> 00:31:23,434
Make sure we're alone.

574
00:31:23,436 --> 00:31:25,270
Excuse me, jackass.

575
00:31:25,272 --> 00:31:27,972
Why the hell are we
all listening to you?

576
00:31:27,974 --> 00:31:29,641
Oh yeah that.

577
00:31:34,481 --> 00:31:37,348
I know, I know, it's
a crude show of force,

578
00:31:37,350 --> 00:31:40,485
but it is effective,
you have to admit.

579
00:31:42,022 --> 00:31:44,389
You can put your hands down.

580
00:31:46,226 --> 00:31:48,259
This one has already noticed

581
00:31:48,261 --> 00:31:51,930
that I have taken the liberty
of shutting down cell service.

582
00:31:51,932 --> 00:31:53,965
Now I know you're the bartender.

583
00:31:53,967 --> 00:31:58,336
I know you're the owner of
this delightful establishment.

584
00:31:58,338 --> 00:32:02,307
And this young man was receiving
fellatio from a bride to be

585
00:32:02,309 --> 00:32:05,276
in a bathroom stall,
up high buddy.

586
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,415
Oh you're still sore
at me for interrupting,

587
00:32:10,417 --> 00:32:13,051
I understand, it
was a dick move.

588
00:32:13,053 --> 00:32:14,519
Sorry about that.

589
00:32:15,422 --> 00:32:19,624
So that leaves me with
one unanswered question,

590
00:32:19,626 --> 00:32:21,526
where is the waitress?

591
00:32:25,298 --> 00:32:29,200
Dark hair, five foot two,
great ass, decent rack,

592
00:32:29,202 --> 00:32:30,568
so I've been told.

593
00:32:32,672 --> 00:32:33,672
No one?

594
00:32:35,141 --> 00:32:38,443
Do you know why I didn't
kill you in the bathroom?

595
00:32:38,445 --> 00:32:41,713
Because you look like
a reasonable man.

596
00:32:41,715 --> 00:32:45,717
Now, you see, there's no
need for bloodshed here.

597
00:32:47,454 --> 00:32:49,587
All I care about
is the bottom line.

598
00:32:49,589 --> 00:32:53,358
If it's cheaper for
me to pay you off

599
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:57,362
than to cover up your
murder, everybody wins.

600
00:32:58,365 --> 00:33:01,699
As long as you
know where she is.

601
00:33:01,701 --> 00:33:03,468
I, I don't know.

602
00:33:09,142 --> 00:33:10,142
Bummer.

603
00:33:11,111 --> 00:33:12,643
- Oh my god!
- Landon.

604
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:16,714
You see, he didn't do the math.

605
00:33:18,318 --> 00:33:21,753
With three of you here, I
still have two more chances

606
00:33:21,755 --> 00:33:23,421
to get what I want.

607
00:33:26,259 --> 00:33:28,626
So what's it gonna be big guy?

608
00:33:30,463 --> 00:33:33,664
A big old fat paycheck
or a bullet to the brain?

609
00:33:33,666 --> 00:33:36,367
Like I'd tell you anything.

610
00:33:38,738 --> 00:33:40,405
Dammit stop, alright.

611
00:33:40,407 --> 00:33:42,473
I don't know where's she's at.

612
00:33:42,475 --> 00:33:44,042
I don't know anything.

613
00:33:44,044 --> 00:33:45,510
I've struck a nerve.

614
00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:49,447
He cares about you.

615
00:33:50,617 --> 00:33:53,317
Doesn't that make you feel good.

616
00:33:53,319 --> 00:33:55,386
Stop, please.

617
00:33:55,388 --> 00:33:56,388
Don't.

618
00:33:57,657 --> 00:33:59,090
I'll give you an address,

619
00:33:59,092 --> 00:34:00,358
I'll tell you whatever
you want to know.

620
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,592
Just stop.

621
00:34:01,594 --> 00:34:04,128
She's not at home,
you're not gonna find her.

622
00:34:04,130 --> 00:34:06,264
Oh I'll find her.

623
00:34:06,266 --> 00:34:09,367
She has something
that belongs to me.

624
00:34:09,369 --> 00:34:12,437
A USB drive on a
dead man's keychain.

625
00:34:15,542 --> 00:34:18,476
And you know where
she is, don't you?

626
00:34:19,446 --> 00:34:22,447
Let go of me.

627
00:34:22,449 --> 00:34:24,348
I found her roaming
around in the back.

628
00:34:24,350 --> 00:34:25,450
The more the merrier.

629
00:34:25,452 --> 00:34:27,452
Get your hands
off me you asshole.

630
00:34:27,454 --> 00:34:30,855
Today is my birthday and
this one got me drunk.

631
00:34:30,857 --> 00:34:34,459
Is that right?

632
00:34:34,461 --> 00:34:36,227
How uncouth.

633
00:34:36,229 --> 00:34:37,462
Yeah, bitch.

634
00:34:38,531 --> 00:34:41,265
You know, to think I
almost took her home.

635
00:34:41,267 --> 00:34:42,533
I mean I don't
even swing that way

636
00:34:42,535 --> 00:34:44,402
but I thought, what
the hell, right.

637
00:34:44,404 --> 00:34:47,505
But that's it,
experimental phase is over.

638
00:34:47,507 --> 00:34:49,474
I'm on a dick only
diet from here on out

639
00:34:49,476 --> 00:34:50,775
and that's, that's a good thing.

640
00:34:50,777 --> 00:34:53,578
'Cause you're a dick,
and you're a dick

641
00:34:53,580 --> 00:34:54,812
and you're a...

642
00:34:58,751 --> 00:34:59,617
Woo!

643
00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:01,119
Man remind me not to...

644
00:35:01,121 --> 00:35:02,121
Everybody drop your...

645
00:35:04,557 --> 00:35:05,523
God.

646
00:35:05,525 --> 00:35:06,457
It's official I quit.

647
00:35:06,459 --> 00:35:08,593
Guess what, I do too.

648
00:35:08,595 --> 00:35:09,727
Follow me.

649
00:35:11,197 --> 00:35:12,163
Impressive kid.

650
00:35:12,165 --> 00:35:14,132
Self defense classes.

651
00:35:14,134 --> 00:35:15,533
YouTube!

652
00:35:18,638 --> 00:35:21,639
Jesus Nicki, do you ever
mop the floors in here?

653
00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:23,741
Oh my god, geez, focus.

654
00:35:44,564 --> 00:35:46,397
You're making this
whole acquisition

655
00:35:46,399 --> 00:35:50,535
significantly more expensive
than it needs to be.

656
00:35:56,543 --> 00:35:58,209
I hate to speak for corporate,

657
00:35:58,211 --> 00:36:01,445
but our shareholders
are gonna be pissed.

658
00:36:14,494 --> 00:36:15,660
Holy shit.

659
00:36:15,662 --> 00:36:17,695
He was a bad guy right?

660
00:36:29,509 --> 00:36:32,310
Man I was not
expecting this tonight.

661
00:36:32,312 --> 00:36:34,245
But I'm having
fun, how about you?

662
00:36:34,247 --> 00:36:36,247
I'll get back to you!

663
00:36:38,218 --> 00:36:39,417
Shit.

664
00:36:39,419 --> 00:36:40,351
What?

665
00:36:40,353 --> 00:36:41,652
I left the keys in the bar.

666
00:36:41,654 --> 00:36:42,486
I'll just have to...

667
00:36:42,488 --> 00:36:45,439
Break some shit?

668
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,391
No, get the spare key that
I keep underneath the bumper.

669
00:36:49,729 --> 00:36:50,628
I'm making an assumption
based on your training

670
00:36:50,630 --> 00:36:52,263
that you work for PNR?

671
00:36:52,265 --> 00:36:54,385
I didn't know they were
hiring out of high school now.

672
00:36:54,667 --> 00:36:57,602
I'm new, how am I doing?

673
00:36:57,604 --> 00:36:58,903
Not bad for a girl.

674
00:36:58,905 --> 00:37:01,572
Wanna get together for
Chinese after this?

675
00:37:01,574 --> 00:37:03,908
Maybe we can talk about it?

676
00:37:13,019 --> 00:37:14,452
Got it.

677
00:37:14,454 --> 00:37:17,288
Brooke's coming
and she's got a gun.

678
00:37:18,658 --> 00:37:21,726
You have the worst
taste in women.

679
00:37:33,773 --> 00:37:35,940
I need eyes on a
white Toyota Camry,

680
00:37:35,942 --> 00:37:41,012
license plate 283 EXW,
heading west on Starry Avenue.

681
00:37:41,814 --> 00:37:44,482
Let me know where they're going.

682
00:37:58,765 --> 00:38:00,398
Alright cell phone check.

683
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,365
Mine's still out.

684
00:38:01,367 --> 00:38:02,600
Dammit.

685
00:38:02,602 --> 00:38:04,185
These guys have some
serious resources.

686
00:38:04,186 --> 00:38:05,769
Okay, that's it, end of story,
we're going to the cops.

687
00:38:05,772 --> 00:38:06,971
We have to get LeighAnne,

688
00:38:06,973 --> 00:38:08,372
they think she
has the USB drive.

689
00:38:08,374 --> 00:38:09,607
Doesn't she?

690
00:38:09,609 --> 00:38:12,043
Nicki, how the hell
did you get that?

691
00:38:12,045 --> 00:38:13,644
LeighAnne, she pulled
it off of Mr. Moneybags,

692
00:38:13,646 --> 00:38:15,379
I was supposed to
call him a cab.

693
00:38:15,381 --> 00:38:16,614
For Christ sake,

694
00:38:16,616 --> 00:38:17,682
do you have any idea
what's on that thing?

695
00:38:17,683 --> 00:38:18,749
I don't know, hipster
dude's porn collection?

696
00:38:18,751 --> 00:38:20,017
How the hell should I know?

697
00:38:20,019 --> 00:38:21,819
Well maybe we should
just give it to him?

698
00:38:21,821 --> 00:38:24,088
No, no, and get a
bullet through our brain

699
00:38:24,090 --> 00:38:25,723
for our trouble? No thank you.

700
00:38:25,725 --> 00:38:27,358
That's probably the only
thing that's keeping us alive,

701
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,794
and god help LeighAnne
if they find her.

702
00:38:29,796 --> 00:38:30,761
She's toast.

703
00:38:30,763 --> 00:38:33,331
Unless we get to her first.

704
00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:35,766
She's probably out partying.

705
00:38:35,768 --> 00:38:37,635
She's dating that guy Tim?

706
00:38:37,637 --> 00:38:39,670
Oh he's just the
flavor of the week.

707
00:38:39,672 --> 00:38:41,505
What flavor is that, gonorrhea?

708
00:38:41,507 --> 00:38:44,108
Well I know where
Mr. Gonorrhea lives.

709
00:38:54,420 --> 00:38:56,587
Sir, we've searched the premises

710
00:38:56,589 --> 00:39:01,425
and there's no sign of the
bartender or the PNR operative.

711
00:39:03,363 --> 00:39:04,428
Thank you.

712
00:39:06,032 --> 00:39:08,766
I have a question for the group.

713
00:39:11,437 --> 00:39:13,838
Could any of you
please explain to me,

714
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:17,942
how you people got your
asses handed to you

715
00:39:17,944 --> 00:39:22,780
by a five foot tall
Chun-Li with a microwave?

716
00:39:31,557 --> 00:39:32,890
I hate to speak for corporate,

717
00:39:32,892 --> 00:39:34,558
but I don't think any of you

718
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:38,729
are getting your Christmas
fruitcakes this year.

719
00:39:51,944 --> 00:39:53,144
Hello sir.

720
00:39:53,146 --> 00:39:55,546
I believe we had
pushback on the deal.

721
00:39:55,548 --> 00:39:56,914
PNR knew we were coming, sir.

722
00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:58,015
They had an operative waiting.

723
00:39:58,017 --> 00:39:59,550
One operative?

724
00:39:59,552 --> 00:40:01,719
I'm taking care of it, sir.

725
00:40:01,721 --> 00:40:03,988
Good, because I have
a meeting in the morning

726
00:40:03,990 --> 00:40:05,189
with the shareholders

727
00:40:05,191 --> 00:40:07,091
and if that acquisition
hasn't gone through

728
00:40:07,093 --> 00:40:11,595
then I will be pushing for
very severe downsizing.

729
00:40:11,597 --> 00:40:12,797
Do you understand?

730
00:40:12,799 --> 00:40:13,798
I understand sir.

731
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,499
Do you know where the drive is?

732
00:40:15,501 --> 00:40:17,868
No sir, but I know who does.

733
00:40:19,572 --> 00:40:21,205
And she's leading
me right to it.

734
00:40:25,077 --> 00:40:26,644
We have you staying
at the Brown, sir,

735
00:40:26,646 --> 00:40:28,712
just like you requested.

736
00:40:28,714 --> 00:40:31,482
Savannah, can I
ask you a question?

737
00:40:31,484 --> 00:40:32,817
Of course.

738
00:40:32,819 --> 00:40:34,885
What time were we
supposed to land?

739
00:40:34,887 --> 00:40:36,220
1:40 a.m..

740
00:40:36,222 --> 00:40:39,590
And what time did you ask
for my car to pick us up?

741
00:40:39,592 --> 00:40:40,624
1:30 a.m..

742
00:40:41,794 --> 00:40:45,062
Which just begs
the obvious question.

743
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,067
Where is my goddamn car?

744
00:40:55,875 --> 00:40:59,543
Great, now I feel like
a right royal ass.

745
00:41:03,649 --> 00:41:06,617
Savannah, we're gonna
have to stop doing this.

746
00:41:06,619 --> 00:41:08,986
Buy yourself something pretty.

747
00:41:10,590 --> 00:41:15,025
♪ They don't have the time ♪

748
00:41:15,027 --> 00:41:19,530
♪ They're working
and they're fine ♪

749
00:41:20,933 --> 00:41:21,933
Alright do me.

750
00:41:22,635 --> 00:41:23,901
The lighter not...

751
00:41:28,107 --> 00:41:29,006
Alright we're here.

752
00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:29,940
What do we do now?

753
00:41:29,942 --> 00:41:30,941
Find LeighAnne.

754
00:41:30,943 --> 00:41:32,910
And get the hell out.

755
00:41:33,846 --> 00:41:35,613
Suck it.

756
00:41:35,615 --> 00:41:36,615
Suck it.

757
00:41:37,884 --> 00:41:38,884
Yeah.

758
00:41:40,186 --> 00:41:41,619
I sucked it.

759
00:41:42,855 --> 00:41:44,722
I sucked it good, dude.

760
00:41:45,558 --> 00:41:46,790
Yo.

761
00:41:47,627 --> 00:41:48,626
There you are.

762
00:41:48,628 --> 00:41:49,927
- Jesus, man.
- Yeah.

763
00:41:49,929 --> 00:41:51,762
You can't sneak up
on people like that.

764
00:41:51,764 --> 00:41:53,531
Do you guys know where
I can find LeighAnne?

765
00:41:53,533 --> 00:41:54,298
Anybody?

766
00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:56,166
Uh, well, are you a cop?

767
00:41:56,168 --> 00:41:58,869
Do I look like a cop?

768
00:41:58,871 --> 00:41:59,904
Hmm.

769
00:42:15,922 --> 00:42:18,756
Holy shit Nic, what the hell?

770
00:42:21,060 --> 00:42:22,126
What's up?

771
00:42:23,696 --> 00:42:24,662
I'm Tim.

772
00:42:24,664 --> 00:42:25,664
Hey Tim.

773
00:42:34,140 --> 00:42:35,973
LeighAnne, we have to
get out of here now.

774
00:42:35,975 --> 00:42:38,242
Dream girl and
douchebag both wanted

775
00:42:38,244 --> 00:42:40,611
what Mr. Moneybags has on this.

776
00:42:40,613 --> 00:42:42,846
LeighAnne, Landon is dead.

777
00:42:44,050 --> 00:42:45,649
Look Nic, I'm a little stoned

778
00:42:45,651 --> 00:42:47,117
and even more than
a little drunk

779
00:42:47,119 --> 00:42:48,686
and this shit is not funny.

780
00:42:48,688 --> 00:42:49,920
LeighAnne, I'm not
trying to be funny,

781
00:42:49,922 --> 00:42:52,072
we need to get the
hell out of here now.

782
00:42:52,073 --> 00:42:54,223
I'm not going anywhere until
I know what this is about.

783
00:42:54,226 --> 00:42:56,627
Alright, let's find out.

784
00:42:59,966 --> 00:43:03,601
Okay man, we've
come to a consensus

785
00:43:03,603 --> 00:43:07,938
and we've decided that you
do not look like a cop.

786
00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:11,742
You two have been no
help whatsoever. None.

787
00:43:12,778 --> 00:43:15,045
Not true.

788
00:43:15,046 --> 00:43:17,313
I'd say a good diversion is
worth its weight in hashish.

789
00:43:17,316 --> 00:43:19,016
Wouldn't you say?

790
00:43:19,986 --> 00:43:22,052
I'm sorry to break up the party,

791
00:43:22,054 --> 00:43:24,221
it's time we find this waitress.

792
00:43:24,223 --> 00:43:27,358
Oh dude, now that
looks like a cop.

793
00:43:29,929 --> 00:43:33,197
Is it poison
or a bomb or something?

794
00:43:33,199 --> 00:43:35,099
No, it's toothpaste.

795
00:43:37,036 --> 00:43:39,303
That's what this is all about?

796
00:43:39,305 --> 00:43:40,804
Apparently.

797
00:43:40,806 --> 00:43:42,272
Look, um, this is
gonna sound crazy

798
00:43:42,274 --> 00:43:43,674
but you gotta believe me.

799
00:43:43,676 --> 00:43:44,942
Your life is in danger. Alright?

800
00:43:44,944 --> 00:43:46,410
We have to get the
hell out of here.

801
00:43:46,412 --> 00:43:47,412
Good advice.

802
00:43:48,914 --> 00:43:50,414
Nic, give me the drive
and I'll take care of it.

803
00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:52,316
No, I've seen how you and
your people take care of things.

804
00:43:52,318 --> 00:43:54,284
We don't have time for this now.

805
00:43:54,286 --> 00:43:56,086
Boland is down the
hall and he'll kill you

806
00:43:56,088 --> 00:43:57,388
without a second thought.

807
00:43:57,390 --> 00:43:59,089
Oh wait, you're a good guy?

808
00:43:59,091 --> 00:44:00,057
Not exactly.

809
00:44:00,059 --> 00:44:02,226
But I'm all you've got.

810
00:44:03,829 --> 00:44:06,263
Come with me if you wanna live.

811
00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:08,333
Whoa.

812
00:44:09,769 --> 00:44:13,137
I told you, they've already
left with the drive, okay.

813
00:44:13,139 --> 00:44:15,105
Somehow I doubt that.

814
00:44:16,709 --> 00:44:20,744
Look, maybe I can call her,
get her to meet you someplace?

815
00:44:20,746 --> 00:44:22,846
Do I look that stupid?

816
00:44:22,848 --> 00:44:25,082
Actually, yeah you do.

817
00:44:31,223 --> 00:44:33,957
Yo, you guys cops or something?

818
00:44:33,959 --> 00:44:34,858
No.

819
00:44:34,860 --> 00:44:38,195
Good, 'cause I've got an
eight ball in my sock drawer

820
00:44:38,197 --> 00:44:41,065
and I may or may not have
sideswiped a Chrysler

821
00:44:41,067 --> 00:44:43,167
on my beer run earlier.

822
00:44:43,169 --> 00:44:44,234
You feel me?

823
00:44:45,137 --> 00:44:47,371
LeighAnne, where is she?

824
00:44:48,941 --> 00:44:52,176
She was here earlier
man, but she left a while ago.

825
00:44:58,084 --> 00:44:59,216
Come on.

826
00:44:59,218 --> 00:45:00,117
LeighAnne, Murphy.

827
00:45:00,119 --> 00:45:02,152
Leave 'em we have to go.

828
00:45:02,154 --> 00:45:04,955
Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay.

829
00:45:04,957 --> 00:45:05,957
Go!

830
00:45:10,429 --> 00:45:11,862
Move your ass, Nicki.

831
00:45:11,864 --> 00:45:14,965
You don't get to call me that.

832
00:45:17,937 --> 00:45:19,269
Sachtler!

833
00:45:19,271 --> 00:45:20,337
Put it away.

834
00:45:25,978 --> 00:45:27,511
No need to make this
screw up any messier

835
00:45:27,513 --> 00:45:29,146
than it already is.

836
00:45:34,086 --> 00:45:36,253
I need a clean up crew.

837
00:45:37,423 --> 00:45:39,022
4218 Cresky Way.

838
00:45:41,227 --> 00:45:43,060
Bring your checkbook.

839
00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:49,433
You okay?

840
00:45:49,435 --> 00:45:51,502
Yeah, yeah, I think so.

841
00:45:51,504 --> 00:45:53,003
Where's the drive?

842
00:45:53,005 --> 00:45:54,204
Is that all you
give a shit about?

843
00:45:54,206 --> 00:45:55,939
I mean LeighAnne
and Murphy are...

844
00:45:55,941 --> 00:45:57,341
Safe, for now.

845
00:45:58,410 --> 00:46:00,077
It'll be a lot cheaper
to pay the girl off

846
00:46:00,079 --> 00:46:02,546
than it is to kill her.

847
00:46:02,548 --> 00:46:04,414
But what about Murphy?

848
00:46:04,416 --> 00:46:07,851
He's a serious
liability, I'm sorry.

849
00:46:09,421 --> 00:46:11,555
We have to go get him.

850
00:46:11,557 --> 00:46:13,524
I can't use company
resources to save your dad,

851
00:46:13,526 --> 00:46:15,425
it's against protocol.

852
00:46:16,896 --> 00:46:19,029
The drive's in a safe
deposit box at the bus station.

853
00:46:19,031 --> 00:46:20,564
I don't have the number
and I don't have the key.

854
00:46:20,566 --> 00:46:21,832
Murphy does.

855
00:46:22,802 --> 00:46:23,834
That's your story?

856
00:46:23,836 --> 00:46:25,169
Absolutely.

857
00:46:25,171 --> 00:46:27,004
And you can guarantee if
we get Murphy back safely,

858
00:46:27,006 --> 00:46:28,205
we'll get the drive back?

859
00:46:28,207 --> 00:46:29,306
Totally.

860
00:46:30,376 --> 00:46:32,142
Then let's go get him.

861
00:46:32,144 --> 00:46:33,043
How?

862
00:46:33,045 --> 00:46:38,182
Operator put me through
to Human Resources.

863
00:46:49,461 --> 00:46:50,994
Drag?

864
00:46:50,996 --> 00:46:52,062
Screw you.

865
00:46:54,266 --> 00:46:58,268
I'm trying to quit. I still
need an occasional burst

866
00:46:58,270 --> 00:47:01,238
of nicotine every now and then

867
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,407
to kind of take the edge off.

868
00:47:03,409 --> 00:47:05,876
What are you gonna do with me?

869
00:47:05,878 --> 00:47:08,345
Well, whatever makes sense.

870
00:47:12,318 --> 00:47:15,319
It is all about
the bottom line, so

871
00:47:16,255 --> 00:47:20,390
if it's cheaper to keep
you alive we will do so.

872
00:47:21,994 --> 00:47:26,363
But given all the trauma we've
already inflicted on you,

873
00:47:26,365 --> 00:47:29,066
and everything you've seen,

874
00:47:29,068 --> 00:47:32,202
it'll probably just be
smarter to write you off

875
00:47:32,204 --> 00:47:33,570
as a total loss.

876
00:47:35,374 --> 00:47:39,343
It's a tough break, hombre,
but that's business.

877
00:47:40,946 --> 00:47:42,880
I own a company.

878
00:47:42,882 --> 00:47:45,215
And I understand business.

879
00:47:45,217 --> 00:47:48,352
Profits are low, I'll
water down the liquor.

880
00:47:48,354 --> 00:47:51,255
I sell buckets of
beer for six bucks,

881
00:47:51,257 --> 00:47:53,957
the beer costs me 25 cents.

882
00:47:53,959 --> 00:47:56,360
See my employees
drinking on the job,

883
00:47:56,362 --> 00:48:00,230
turn my head, it makes
them more entertaining.

884
00:48:01,367 --> 00:48:03,267
I don't murder people.

885
00:48:05,271 --> 00:48:08,405
What are your moral
qualms, Christian?

886
00:48:10,309 --> 00:48:12,309
Companies are amoral.

887
00:48:13,412 --> 00:48:17,381
Companies are also a
people, legally speaking.

888
00:48:17,383 --> 00:48:22,119
I figured if I wanted to get
rich, and I did, very much,

889
00:48:24,456 --> 00:48:27,224
it would be best to
function like a corporation.

890
00:48:27,226 --> 00:48:29,293
Yeah, except for
if you get caught.

891
00:48:29,295 --> 00:48:31,094
You get the gas chamber.

892
00:48:31,096 --> 00:48:35,365
I've gotta be honest, I
hope they let me watch.

893
00:48:35,367 --> 00:48:38,135
On the contrary if
you have as much money

894
00:48:38,137 --> 00:48:39,536
behind you as I have

895
00:48:39,538 --> 00:48:43,140
there's no real need for
a criminal justice system.

896
00:48:43,142 --> 00:48:46,209
You just pay a fine, work
it into the balance sheet.

897
00:48:46,211 --> 00:48:47,978
It's the cost of doing business.

898
00:48:47,980 --> 00:48:50,013
It's the American way.

899
00:48:50,015 --> 00:48:51,181
Sounds fulfilling.

900
00:48:51,183 --> 00:48:53,250
At least I have value.

901
00:48:54,586 --> 00:48:59,623
You and your friends? Just line
items on our expense report.

902
00:49:02,962 --> 00:49:07,664
Of course there is a way I'd
be willing to bend the rules.

903
00:49:08,701 --> 00:49:10,367
Get me the drive.

904
00:49:11,670 --> 00:49:14,204
I don't have it dickhead.

905
00:49:17,142 --> 00:49:20,444
And even if I did, there's
no way I'd give it to you.

906
00:49:20,446 --> 00:49:24,181
I'd rather die before
I give you that drive.

907
00:49:26,585 --> 00:49:31,421
Murphy, that is the first
thing you have said tonight

908
00:49:32,758 --> 00:49:35,559
that I have
unabashedly believed.

909
00:49:37,129 --> 00:49:39,463
What are your plans
for the kids inside?

910
00:49:39,465 --> 00:49:41,365
Gonna murder them too?

911
00:49:42,501 --> 00:49:47,404
No, I have something entirely
different in mind for them.

912
00:49:52,411 --> 00:49:54,177
Gentleman, inside.

913
00:50:17,469 --> 00:50:21,438
Hello, my name is Boland and
this is my associate Mr. Burke.

914
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,440
We apologize for
the inconvenience

915
00:50:23,442 --> 00:50:24,574
of our activities this evening

916
00:50:24,576 --> 00:50:27,577
and we wish to
offer compensation.

917
00:50:27,579 --> 00:50:29,546
He needs a doctor.

918
00:50:29,548 --> 00:50:31,415
Hmm, yes he does.

919
00:50:31,417 --> 00:50:34,484
Of course, just as soon
as we can put all of this

920
00:50:34,486 --> 00:50:38,055
nasty business that we have
before us squarely behind us.

921
00:50:38,057 --> 00:50:38,722
But...

922
00:50:38,724 --> 00:50:40,524
Shh.

923
00:50:40,526 --> 00:50:43,226
I'm sorry, I realize
this is difficult,

924
00:50:43,228 --> 00:50:45,662
however we are prepared
to pay you generously

925
00:50:45,664 --> 00:50:47,364
for your continued silence

926
00:50:47,366 --> 00:50:49,833
regarding our
activities this evening.

927
00:50:49,835 --> 00:50:52,469
Do you have a figure in mind?

928
00:50:55,441 --> 00:51:00,410
Please speak up, I assure you
this is a one time only offer.

929
00:51:04,149 --> 00:51:07,184
Two million?

930
00:51:07,186 --> 00:51:09,786
Done.

931
00:51:11,557 --> 00:51:13,457
Burke will cut the check

932
00:51:13,459 --> 00:51:16,393
and draw up the standard
non-disclosure agreement.

933
00:51:16,395 --> 00:51:17,494
We will develop a cover story

934
00:51:17,496 --> 00:51:19,729
that will satisfy all
interested parties

935
00:51:19,731 --> 00:51:21,465
of which there should be few.

936
00:51:21,467 --> 00:51:23,233
I would also like to stress

937
00:51:23,235 --> 00:51:25,102
that this is a one
time only payment

938
00:51:25,104 --> 00:51:26,837
that is subject to all
applicable taxation

939
00:51:26,839 --> 00:51:29,873
and should you renege on
your legally binding contract

940
00:51:29,875 --> 00:51:34,611
we will be forced to take
further action, is that clear?

941
00:51:35,614 --> 00:51:36,614
Yes.

942
00:51:37,316 --> 00:51:39,416
Will you please help him?

943
00:51:40,586 --> 00:51:41,586
Of course.

944
00:51:47,693 --> 00:51:51,495
Pleasure doing business
with you Miss...

945
00:51:51,497 --> 00:51:52,562
Pewterschmidt.

946
00:51:54,566 --> 00:51:55,732
A lovely name.

947
00:52:02,641 --> 00:52:06,610
Ah, you see, you see
how generous I can be.

948
00:52:06,612 --> 00:52:08,512
Even the most distraught perk up

949
00:52:08,514 --> 00:52:11,181
when asked to name their price.

950
00:52:19,491 --> 00:52:24,494
We'll be at the rendezvous
point in two minutes.

951
00:52:24,496 --> 00:52:25,629
Okay full disclosure.

952
00:52:25,631 --> 00:52:27,297
I work for a company called PNR.

953
00:52:27,299 --> 00:52:28,916
Shampoo company.

954
00:52:28,917 --> 00:52:30,534
Shampoo, razors, ovens,
thermo-nuclear weapon casings,

955
00:52:30,536 --> 00:52:34,671
bunker busters, GPS guidance
computers, you get the point.

956
00:52:34,673 --> 00:52:36,506
So what exactly
do you do for them?

957
00:52:36,508 --> 00:52:37,541
Loss prevention.

958
00:52:37,543 --> 00:52:38,775
One of our high
level programmers

959
00:52:38,777 --> 00:52:41,244
decided to sell a file
to the competition.

960
00:52:41,246 --> 00:52:43,246
Now he's dead and
we can't find God.

961
00:52:43,248 --> 00:52:45,582
Well there's a lot of people
out there looking for him.

962
00:52:45,584 --> 00:52:48,919
The thumb drive, the
one that your father hid.

963
00:52:48,921 --> 00:52:51,488
Cooper, the dickhead at
the bar, left work today

964
00:52:51,490 --> 00:52:54,357
with the intent to sell
company secrets for millions.

965
00:52:54,359 --> 00:52:55,792
And I tracked his car
back to the Weasel,

966
00:52:55,794 --> 00:52:57,527
I attempted to drug him,

967
00:52:57,529 --> 00:52:58,795
but your waitress got to the
jump drive before I could

968
00:52:58,797 --> 00:53:00,897
and now we find ourselves
in a bit of a bind.

969
00:53:00,899 --> 00:53:02,532
So what's on the drive?

970
00:53:02,534 --> 00:53:03,767
That's a trade secret.

971
00:53:03,769 --> 00:53:04,968
I'm under contract
to not reveal any...

972
00:53:04,970 --> 00:53:06,603
Toothpaste.

973
00:53:06,605 --> 00:53:09,706
I took a sneak peek. So
what's so important about it?

974
00:53:09,708 --> 00:53:11,725
You know how no
matter how hard you try,

975
00:53:11,726 --> 00:53:13,743
you can't get the last bit of
toothpaste out of the tube?

976
00:53:13,745 --> 00:53:16,880
Formula NC17-42 would
put an end to that,

977
00:53:16,882 --> 00:53:19,349
with a liquid toothpaste
that gains viscosity

978
00:53:19,351 --> 00:53:21,518
and quadruples in volume when
it hits oxygen in the air,

979
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,653
meaning that...
Not an ounce wasted.

980
00:53:23,655 --> 00:53:25,555
A tube of toothpaste
could last for months.

981
00:53:25,557 --> 00:53:27,257
Nearly a year.

982
00:53:27,259 --> 00:53:28,558
But PNR doesn't even
have a dental division.

983
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:29,793
How'd you know that?

984
00:53:29,795 --> 00:53:30,794
I interviewed for your company.

985
00:53:30,796 --> 00:53:33,597
Did my homework,
didn't work out.

986
00:53:33,599 --> 00:53:35,115
Well you're right.

987
00:53:35,116 --> 00:53:36,632
This will be the
first of our new line.

988
00:53:36,635 --> 00:53:38,668
We're projected to go from
a zero to 12% market share

989
00:53:38,670 --> 00:53:40,370
in the first 12 months.

990
00:53:40,372 --> 00:53:43,006
No toothpaste formula is
worth this kind of trouble.

991
00:53:43,008 --> 00:53:44,741
Do you know how much

992
00:53:44,743 --> 00:53:46,376
the five-blade swivel head
razor cost us to develop?

993
00:53:46,378 --> 00:53:47,611
How much?

994
00:53:47,613 --> 00:53:49,713
1.3 billion in pay offs, 16 dead

995
00:53:49,715 --> 00:53:52,616
and water rights in
three African countries.

996
00:53:52,618 --> 00:53:53,618
We're here.

997
00:54:00,292 --> 00:54:01,958
So why don't you just kill me?

998
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:04,594
Well, your daughter
has what I need,

999
00:54:04,596 --> 00:54:08,365
which makes you the
only leverage I have.

1000
00:54:08,367 --> 00:54:09,367
You on the other hand.

1001
00:54:11,270 --> 00:54:14,738
Bled out on the way
to the hospital.

1002
00:54:14,740 --> 00:54:18,808
I'm so sorry, there was
just nothing to be done.

1003
00:54:20,746 --> 00:54:24,447
Besides we can't have some
doctor asking questions right?

1004
00:54:24,449 --> 00:54:25,715
You're sick.

1005
00:54:26,618 --> 00:54:29,452
The whole system
is sick, Murphy.

1006
00:54:31,023 --> 00:54:32,489
If I don't get that drive,

1007
00:54:32,491 --> 00:54:34,791
the system may very
well become terminal

1008
00:54:34,793 --> 00:54:37,394
and I can't let that happen.

1009
00:54:39,698 --> 00:54:40,698
Let's go.

1010
00:54:48,473 --> 00:54:51,441
First things first, we
survey R&P headquarters

1011
00:54:51,443 --> 00:54:52,842
and try to track what
they did with Murphy.

1012
00:54:52,844 --> 00:54:54,944
Then we can find the drive.

1013
00:54:57,949 --> 00:54:59,416
Yeah.

1014
00:54:59,418 --> 00:55:02,686
It's the dickweed
with the man bun.

1015
00:55:02,688 --> 00:55:03,753
Talk.

1016
00:55:03,755 --> 00:55:04,754
So terse.

1017
00:55:04,756 --> 00:55:07,791
Still sore about me
trying to kill you.

1018
00:55:07,793 --> 00:55:09,926
I'll get over it,
get to the point.

1019
00:55:09,928 --> 00:55:12,896
I would like to propose a trade.

1020
00:55:12,898 --> 00:55:17,667
I want the drive and I have
the bartender's father.

1021
00:55:17,669 --> 00:55:19,636
What makes you think
we'd make that deal?

1022
00:55:19,638 --> 00:55:23,039
Oh, because you
have a soft spot for this one.

1023
00:55:23,041 --> 00:55:26,109
That's thin logic Boland.

1024
00:55:26,111 --> 00:55:31,381
Maybe so, but I am a very
good judge of character.

1025
00:55:32,718 --> 00:55:35,452
And you fancy yourself
the good guy in all this.

1026
00:55:36,488 --> 00:55:39,556
So, bring me the
drive within the hour

1027
00:55:41,526 --> 00:55:43,760
or I will send Murphy home

1028
00:55:44,730 --> 00:55:48,031
to your bartender
girlfriend in pieces.

1029
00:55:50,369 --> 00:55:51,601
Where?

1030
00:55:51,603 --> 00:55:55,872
R&P headquarters. Just
you and the bartender.

1031
00:55:55,874 --> 00:55:57,774
And no funny business.

1032
00:55:59,544 --> 00:56:02,712
I'll let the receptionist
know that you're coming.

1033
00:56:02,714 --> 00:56:03,913
Change of plans.

1034
00:56:03,915 --> 00:56:05,949
Murphy told him
you have the drive.

1035
00:56:05,951 --> 00:56:07,917
We're gonna meet 'em at
their headquarters downtown.

1036
00:56:07,919 --> 00:56:09,719
So you and I are gonna
stroll into their headquarters,

1037
00:56:09,721 --> 00:56:10,954
just you and me?

1038
00:56:10,956 --> 00:56:12,722
'Cause that sounds like
a pretty shitty plan.

1039
00:56:12,724 --> 00:56:14,624
Not just you and me.

1040
00:56:14,626 --> 00:56:16,393
She's with me.

1041
00:56:26,071 --> 00:56:27,871
Corporate didn't say
anything about her.

1042
00:56:27,873 --> 00:56:29,139
Who the hell is she?

1043
00:56:29,141 --> 00:56:30,840
That's my call.

1044
00:56:31,810 --> 00:56:32,876
Yes ma'am.

1045
00:56:34,112 --> 00:56:36,446
We're infiltrating R&P now.

1046
00:56:36,448 --> 00:56:38,848
Do you have an entry strategy?

1047
00:56:38,850 --> 00:56:40,116
Yeah we got one,
don't worry about it,

1048
00:56:40,118 --> 00:56:42,485
this ain't our first pool party.

1049
00:56:42,487 --> 00:56:43,853
She needs a gun.

1050
00:56:50,929 --> 00:56:53,563
Trigger, safety,
magazine release.

1051
00:56:53,565 --> 00:56:56,966
Two hands, point,
squeeze, gun go boom.

1052
00:56:56,968 --> 00:56:57,968
Got it?

1053
00:56:59,871 --> 00:57:00,820
Yeah.

1054
00:57:00,821 --> 00:57:01,770
Yeah, good luck with that.

1055
00:57:01,773 --> 00:57:02,972
Shut up.

1056
00:57:05,444 --> 00:57:06,876
Listen up people.

1057
00:57:09,781 --> 00:57:12,949
We have a meeting with
the competition tonight,

1058
00:57:12,951 --> 00:57:15,885
and they have home
court advantage.

1059
00:57:15,887 --> 00:57:18,922
There's a man named Murphy,
six foot three, 270,

1060
00:57:18,924 --> 00:57:21,891
muscular build, brown
hair and a beard.

1061
00:57:21,893 --> 00:57:23,193
He has intel on the location

1062
00:57:23,195 --> 00:57:26,563
of a vitally
important PNR asset.

1063
00:57:26,565 --> 00:57:30,633
So his unharmed recovery
is your top priority.

1064
00:57:30,635 --> 00:57:34,037
Other priorities. Try
not to get killed.

1065
00:57:39,010 --> 00:57:40,176
Nice pep talk.

1066
00:57:40,178 --> 00:57:41,178
Thanks.

1067
00:57:42,247 --> 00:57:43,680
Wanna make out?

1068
00:57:43,682 --> 00:57:44,682
No.

1069
00:57:45,517 --> 00:57:46,483
But I got a gun.

1070
00:57:46,485 --> 00:57:49,819
Round it up people!

1071
00:57:49,821 --> 00:57:51,187
Come on bitches.

1072
00:58:25,690 --> 00:58:29,659
So right now you're
probably asking yourself,

1073
00:58:30,996 --> 00:58:34,964
why am I duct taped to an
office chair on the top floor

1074
00:58:36,535 --> 00:58:39,569
of one of the most prolific
publicly traded companies

1075
00:58:39,571 --> 00:58:40,937
on the exchange?

1076
00:58:40,939 --> 00:58:42,739
I thought we'd covered this.

1077
00:58:42,741 --> 00:58:43,907
Not really.

1078
00:58:45,310 --> 00:58:47,644
You've heard of a
cost benefit analysis,

1079
00:58:47,646 --> 00:58:50,547
I'm sure, being a
business man yourself.

1080
00:58:50,549 --> 00:58:52,115
So here's a query.

1081
00:58:54,586 --> 00:58:59,188
At what point does collateral
damage become unacceptable?

1082
00:59:01,226 --> 00:59:04,661
When it becomes too expensive.

1083
00:59:04,663 --> 00:59:06,062
Exactly.

1084
00:59:09,968 --> 00:59:11,968
A plus plus plus.

1085
00:59:11,969 --> 00:59:13,969
You see, when I asked your
waitress to name her price,

1086
00:59:13,972 --> 00:59:17,106
I wasn't being
entirely forthright.

1087
00:59:17,108 --> 00:59:18,641
Hmm.

1088
00:59:18,643 --> 00:59:22,645
There is a financial
maximum, a boiling point

1089
00:59:23,982 --> 00:59:28,885
where it simply becomes too
expensive to keep someone alive.

1090
00:59:30,021 --> 00:59:32,155
Now that figure varies
from person to person,

1091
00:59:32,157 --> 00:59:36,693
situation to situation,
but all things being equal

1092
00:59:36,695 --> 00:59:40,063
the cost to cover
up a total loss.

1093
00:59:40,065 --> 00:59:41,731
You mean, murder.

1094
00:59:45,103 --> 00:59:47,604
Potato, potahto.

1095
00:59:47,606 --> 00:59:49,205
And by cover up I'm talking

1096
00:59:49,207 --> 00:59:51,908
cover story, body
disposal, the whole nine.

1097
00:59:51,910 --> 00:59:53,343
Get to the point.

1098
00:59:58,883 --> 01:00:01,000
2.2 million.

1099
01:00:01,001 --> 01:00:03,118
So your waitress friend
is very lucky to be alive.

1100
01:00:04,155 --> 01:00:06,389
If she said 2.4, even 2.3,

1101
01:00:11,029 --> 01:00:13,363
I would have been forced to...

1102
01:00:13,365 --> 01:00:15,665
Shoot her in the head.

1103
01:00:15,667 --> 01:00:17,800
Execute company policy.

1104
01:00:18,703 --> 01:00:20,003
Potato, potahto.

1105
01:00:20,005 --> 01:00:23,940
Nothing personal, it's
just cost versus benefit.

1106
01:00:34,285 --> 01:00:36,886
So is this pretty much like
a regular occurrence for you

1107
01:00:36,888 --> 01:00:39,088
with the whole SWAT
team, raiding situation?

1108
01:00:39,090 --> 01:00:40,890
Once, maybe twice a year.

1109
01:00:40,892 --> 01:00:42,091
It comes in waves.

1110
01:00:42,093 --> 01:00:44,060
Can I ask you a question?

1111
01:00:44,062 --> 01:00:45,395
Yeah anything.

1112
01:00:45,396 --> 01:00:46,729
Why didn't you call the police?

1113
01:00:46,731 --> 01:00:48,164
'Cause that douchebag Boland guy

1114
01:00:48,166 --> 01:00:50,166
had some sort of program
on his cell phone

1115
01:00:50,168 --> 01:00:53,836
that locked our
cellular devices so...

1116
01:00:53,838 --> 01:00:55,438
He did that from his phone.

1117
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,073
Yeah, I thought all
you corporate bad-asses

1118
01:00:57,075 --> 01:00:58,675
had that ability.

1119
01:00:58,677 --> 01:01:00,710
That's a new one to me.

1120
01:01:02,013 --> 01:01:03,363
Huh, it's a shame

1121
01:01:03,364 --> 01:01:04,714
because it seems like
it'd be really helpful

1122
01:01:04,716 --> 01:01:06,749
for PNR's military
program right now.

1123
01:01:06,751 --> 01:01:07,984
I'll look into it.

1124
01:01:07,986 --> 01:01:08,918
Hmm.

1125
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,453
So can I ask you a question?

1126
01:01:10,455 --> 01:01:11,688
Sure.

1127
01:01:11,690 --> 01:01:14,123
Do you find me attractive?

1128
01:01:14,125 --> 01:01:18,961
Let's table that conversation
for this particular moment.

1129
01:01:18,963 --> 01:01:22,965
Okay, 'cause I, I think
you're really pretty.

1130
01:01:31,176 --> 01:01:34,310
I do understand
your perspective,

1131
01:01:34,312 --> 01:01:37,213
after all, I am
going to kill you.

1132
01:01:40,351 --> 01:01:43,186
Let's get things back on track.

1133
01:01:43,188 --> 01:01:48,257
You're probably asking yourself
why aren't you dead already?

1134
01:01:50,195 --> 01:01:53,730
Here's a term you've
probably never heard.

1135
01:01:54,466 --> 01:01:56,799
Downside risk management.

1136
01:01:59,003 --> 01:02:02,038
It means, in any
financial situation,

1137
01:02:03,241 --> 01:02:08,144
one must prepare for the worst
by hedging one's investments.

1138
01:02:09,114 --> 01:02:11,881
And that is where you come in.

1139
01:02:13,151 --> 01:02:16,986
When your daughter
walks through that door,

1140
01:02:18,823 --> 01:02:22,792
I'm going to subdue her
by any force necessary,

1141
01:02:25,029 --> 01:02:27,830
take the drive
and kill you both.

1142
01:02:29,534 --> 01:02:32,502
That is the best case scenario.

1143
01:02:36,941 --> 01:02:40,409
But what if she doesn't
have what she says?

1144
01:02:41,479 --> 01:02:44,080
Then I bring her back here,

1145
01:02:47,118 --> 01:02:48,484
to this very room.

1146
01:02:51,122 --> 01:02:52,321
I take a knife

1147
01:02:55,093 --> 01:02:58,227
and I start to cut
things off of her.

1148
01:02:59,264 --> 01:03:00,496
Until you talk.

1149
01:03:03,535 --> 01:03:08,237
And if that doesn't work,
I cut you, until she talks.

1150
01:03:12,443 --> 01:03:16,212
No matter what happens,
I get what I want.

1151
01:03:18,183 --> 01:03:21,350
And that is downside
risk management.

1152
01:03:27,025 --> 01:03:30,927
Which brings things full
circle as to why you,

1153
01:03:33,097 --> 01:03:35,331
a bar owner, with no 401K,

1154
01:03:37,202 --> 01:03:42,271
find yourself duct taped to an
office chair on the top floor

1155
01:03:43,441 --> 01:03:45,942
of one of the most prolific
publicly traded companies

1156
01:03:45,944 --> 01:03:47,343
on the exchange.

1157
01:03:50,148 --> 01:03:52,348
Now I would love
to stay and chat,

1158
01:03:52,350 --> 01:03:55,251
but I do have a
meeting to get to.

1159
01:03:56,588 --> 01:03:58,120
But don't fear.

1160
01:03:59,958 --> 01:04:03,359
I have arranged for a
little entertainment.

1161
01:04:10,268 --> 01:04:13,903
I'm sure you've
probably been wondering

1162
01:04:13,905 --> 01:04:18,374
what kind of organization
would hire a monster like me.

1163
01:04:31,322 --> 01:04:33,923
Now you can know everything.

1164
01:04:34,559 --> 01:04:36,259
Congratulations,

1165
01:04:36,261 --> 01:04:38,361
you've just joined a family.

1166
01:04:38,363 --> 01:04:40,363
One of the most exciting
and successful businesses

1167
01:04:40,365 --> 01:04:42,565
of the 20th Century.
What the hell is this?

1168
01:04:42,567 --> 01:04:44,400
- But R&P wasn't always...
- Jesus.

1169
01:04:44,402 --> 01:04:46,369
The powerhouse
of global commerce

1170
01:04:46,371 --> 01:04:49,272
whose headquarters you
find yourself in today.

1171
01:04:49,274 --> 01:04:51,274
Through the years
this great company

1172
01:04:51,276 --> 01:04:55,311
has gone through 76 different
mergers and acquisitions,

1173
01:04:55,313 --> 01:04:59,482
all of which I'll discuss
in detail right now.

1174
01:04:59,484 --> 01:05:00,484
In 1930...

1175
01:05:05,323 --> 01:05:07,123
So what's the plan?

1176
01:05:07,125 --> 01:05:08,991
We walk in and have our meeting.

1177
01:05:08,993 --> 01:05:11,594
Okay, so what about your friends
in little black leotards?

1178
01:05:11,596 --> 01:05:14,597
Insurance for any
unforeseen complications.

1179
01:05:14,599 --> 01:05:17,133
Do you expect any
unforeseen complications?

1180
01:05:17,135 --> 01:05:18,134
Most definitely.

1181
01:05:18,136 --> 01:05:20,136
Oh great, okay, cool.

1182
01:05:47,632 --> 01:05:49,465
Good evening, can I help you?

1183
01:05:49,467 --> 01:05:52,735
We have an appointment.
We're here a little early.

1184
01:05:52,737 --> 01:05:54,437
And who are you here to see?

1185
01:05:54,439 --> 01:05:56,439
You know who we're here to see.

1186
01:05:56,441 --> 01:05:57,540
Hmm-mm.

1187
01:05:59,344 --> 01:06:01,677
Your appointment is here, sir.

1188
01:06:01,679 --> 01:06:02,679
Absolutely.

1189
01:06:04,215 --> 01:06:05,514
Right this way.

1190
01:06:08,219 --> 01:06:10,219
I am so sorry for the walk,

1191
01:06:10,221 --> 01:06:12,221
but our east elevator
bank is broken.

1192
01:06:12,223 --> 01:06:15,424
Then again it's always something
with this old building.

1193
01:06:15,426 --> 01:06:16,592
If it's not the elevator,

1194
01:06:16,594 --> 01:06:18,728
then the coffee machine
is on the fritz.

1195
01:06:18,730 --> 01:06:20,529
Then again I shouldn't complain.

1196
01:06:20,531 --> 01:06:23,766
R&P is one of the
top 10 places to work

1197
01:06:23,768 --> 01:06:27,069
according to Corporate
Quarterly. Did you know that?

1198
01:06:27,071 --> 01:06:28,504
No, tell us more.

1199
01:06:28,506 --> 01:06:31,173
Well the building
was built in 1964.

1200
01:06:31,175 --> 01:06:33,242
It was originally
the Stark's Building

1201
01:06:33,244 --> 01:06:34,744
and housed the worlds first

1202
01:06:34,746 --> 01:06:37,346
multi-national
farming conglomerate.

1203
01:06:37,348 --> 01:06:39,181
Can I get you anything, coffee?

1204
01:06:39,183 --> 01:06:40,183
No.

1205
01:06:46,424 --> 01:06:47,424
Oh dear.

1206
01:06:48,726 --> 01:06:52,128
Put down your weapons
or we will shoot.

1207
01:06:52,130 --> 01:06:54,363
We'll put our guns down.

1208
01:07:09,514 --> 01:07:10,746
Where's the meeting being held?

1209
01:07:10,748 --> 01:07:11,814
I don't know.

1210
01:07:11,816 --> 01:07:13,482
Where'd they take Murphy?

1211
01:07:13,484 --> 01:07:15,451
Tall guy with a tan,
doesn't work here.

1212
01:07:15,453 --> 01:07:16,585
11th floor.

1213
01:07:23,761 --> 01:07:25,594
You didn't need to do that.

1214
01:07:25,596 --> 01:07:27,396
She's just some poor
receptionist biding her time

1215
01:07:27,398 --> 01:07:28,431
until she has to...

1216
01:07:28,433 --> 01:07:30,533
Do you have a plan or something?

1217
01:07:30,535 --> 01:07:32,535
I'll cover you.
Get to the elevator.

1218
01:07:32,537 --> 01:07:34,236
- And?
- Try not to get shot.

1219
01:07:34,238 --> 01:07:35,238
Sold.

1220
01:07:48,186 --> 01:07:49,685
Serious question, if I
had more money in my wallet

1221
01:07:49,687 --> 01:07:51,353
and a big cushy corporate job,

1222
01:07:51,355 --> 01:07:52,555
would you be more likely
to go home with me tonight?

1223
01:07:52,557 --> 01:07:53,940
Is that a
question or a statement?

1224
01:07:53,941 --> 01:07:55,324
I don't know, I'm just feeling
really insecure about it.

1225
01:07:55,326 --> 01:07:56,258
- Nic.
- Yeah.

1226
01:07:56,260 --> 01:07:57,260
Cover your ears.

1227
01:07:58,796 --> 01:07:59,862
Move your ass.

1228
01:07:59,864 --> 01:08:00,864
Okay.

1229
01:08:24,889 --> 01:08:25,889
Asshole!

1230
01:08:42,473 --> 01:08:43,539
I already hit the button.

1231
01:08:43,541 --> 01:08:45,307
Good thinking.

1232
01:08:47,512 --> 01:08:48,544
Shit.

1233
01:08:48,546 --> 01:08:51,547
And yes, I find you attractive.

1234
01:08:52,383 --> 01:08:53,383
Good.

1235
01:09:30,221 --> 01:09:31,487
You wanted a job at PNR?

1236
01:09:31,489 --> 01:09:33,589
Is being a bartender
really that bad?

1237
01:09:33,591 --> 01:09:34,623
Honestly?

1238
01:09:34,625 --> 01:09:35,457
Yeah.

1239
01:09:35,459 --> 01:09:36,592
No, it isn't.

1240
01:09:36,593 --> 01:09:37,726
I just assumed I'd be
doing something other

1241
01:09:37,728 --> 01:09:38,661
than working for
my estranged father

1242
01:09:38,663 --> 01:09:40,462
and hocking booze to frat guys.

1243
01:09:40,464 --> 01:09:42,932
Low stress job, family
business, hot chicks.

1244
01:09:42,934 --> 01:09:44,733
Well when you put it that way.

1245
01:09:45,703 --> 01:09:47,203
I'm almost out.

1246
01:10:22,707 --> 01:10:24,974
Nic, you aren't helping!

1247
01:10:43,728 --> 01:10:46,795
Get off her, you son of a bitch!

1248
01:10:51,602 --> 01:10:53,736
Come on bitch, come on.

1249
01:11:04,097 --> 01:11:05,747
It feels good doesn't it?
But don't get used to it.

1250
01:11:05,750 --> 01:11:07,583
This is my building.

1251
01:11:07,584 --> 01:11:09,417
In 60 seconds there's
gonna be 15 operatives

1252
01:11:09,420 --> 01:11:11,553
breathing down your neck.

1253
01:11:18,062 --> 01:11:19,762
What now?

1254
01:11:19,764 --> 01:11:23,032
He's right. We're screwed
and I don't have a plan B.

1255
01:11:23,034 --> 01:11:24,034
I do.

1256
01:11:26,037 --> 01:11:27,603
Do you trust me?

1257
01:11:37,915 --> 01:11:38,915
Shit.

1258
01:11:40,384 --> 01:11:42,451
Nic, how the hell did
you get in here? Jesus.

1259
01:11:42,453 --> 01:11:44,120
Hi, nice to see you alive again,

1260
01:11:44,121 --> 01:11:45,788
and you're welcome 'cause I
just totally rescued your ass.

1261
01:11:45,790 --> 01:11:47,456
Rescued is a strong word.

1262
01:11:47,458 --> 01:11:48,657
Well done,

1263
01:11:48,659 --> 01:11:50,793
agent Shields, well done.

1264
01:11:51,896 --> 01:11:54,496
Your name is Shields,
like Brooke Shields.

1265
01:11:54,498 --> 01:11:55,498
Nic.

1266
01:11:57,335 --> 01:12:01,570
Bachman, Reginald Bachman,
CEO of R&P Industries.

1267
01:12:04,809 --> 01:12:06,475
You know, Agent Shields,

1268
01:12:06,477 --> 01:12:08,811
that is not going
to do you any good.

1269
01:12:08,813 --> 01:12:12,848
You see, my assistant
has already informed me

1270
01:12:13,751 --> 01:12:16,485
that your people are in retreat.

1271
01:12:17,722 --> 01:12:22,791
And my men, well, they're going
to come through that door.

1272
01:12:23,527 --> 01:12:24,793
Right about now.

1273
01:12:27,898 --> 01:12:29,832
When'd you go all
Black Widow on me Nicki?

1274
01:12:29,834 --> 01:12:30,899
Not now, Murphy.

1275
01:12:30,901 --> 01:12:33,736
I'd like to know
what you're doing?

1276
01:12:33,738 --> 01:12:37,072
I mean, let's look
at this, escape was...

1277
01:12:37,074 --> 01:12:39,675
Escape was never the plan.

1278
01:12:41,812 --> 01:12:43,145
I see.

1279
01:12:43,147 --> 01:12:46,014
I asked for a
meeting, and goddammit

1280
01:12:46,016 --> 01:12:49,952
I would appreciate a
little professionalism.

1281
01:12:51,655 --> 01:12:53,522
Please, have a seat.

1282
01:12:54,859 --> 01:12:56,692
Sit.

1283
01:13:11,909 --> 01:13:14,143
Boland, you disappoint me.

1284
01:13:15,546 --> 01:13:16,845
It wasn't a fair fight they...

1285
01:13:16,847 --> 01:13:17,780
What?

1286
01:13:17,782 --> 01:13:19,047
They didn't play by the rules.

1287
01:13:19,049 --> 01:13:21,049
Oh my god they cheated.

1288
01:13:21,051 --> 01:13:22,651
No, no no no no,

1289
01:13:25,823 --> 01:13:28,457
you got beaten fair and square.

1290
01:13:30,961 --> 01:13:35,764
But as it stands, that's
not what I'm talking about.

1291
01:13:35,766 --> 01:13:38,500
Killing indiscriminately,

1292
01:13:38,502 --> 01:13:42,871
allowing one of your agents
to draw his weapon in public

1293
01:13:42,873 --> 01:13:45,974
and you went
commando in my lobby!

1294
01:13:47,211 --> 01:13:49,545
Never shit where you eat.

1295
01:13:52,550 --> 01:13:53,582
It wasn't like that.

1296
01:13:53,584 --> 01:13:54,584
Ah.

1297
01:13:57,154 --> 01:14:01,490
I have no interest in
what you have to say.

1298
01:14:01,492 --> 01:14:02,558
Now or ever.

1299
01:14:04,028 --> 01:14:08,464
Young lady, do me a favor.
Put that gag in his mouth.

1300
01:14:11,836 --> 01:14:12,836
Gladly.

1301
01:14:17,842 --> 01:14:21,910
Now that that unpleasantness
is taken care of,

1302
01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:27,049
I believe you and I have
some business to discuss.

1303
01:14:28,152 --> 01:14:29,818
I have a proposition.

1304
01:14:29,820 --> 01:14:32,221
Murphy's life for the drive.

1305
01:14:35,025 --> 01:14:39,928
You do understand

1306
01:14:39,930 --> 01:14:43,699
that I could kill
every one of you.

1307
01:14:43,701 --> 01:14:45,501
Then I could pry the drive

1308
01:14:45,503 --> 01:14:48,737
from your dead,
clammy little fingers.

1309
01:14:50,975 --> 01:14:53,809
But I do understand
your problem.

1310
01:14:56,714 --> 01:14:59,648
So, knowing the probability
of capture and death

1311
01:14:59,650 --> 01:15:00,949
you don't think we'd
be stupid enough

1312
01:15:00,951 --> 01:15:02,518
to bring the drive with us do...

1313
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:04,920
Not a smart move, Nic.

1314
01:15:04,922 --> 01:15:07,556
Mr. Bachman, I'm
taking a gamble here.

1315
01:15:07,558 --> 01:15:09,858
If I could just get like 60
seconds, a minute of your time?

1316
01:15:09,860 --> 01:15:12,761
After that I'll gladly
slide this drive over to you

1317
01:15:12,763 --> 01:15:13,929
and you can do whatever you feel

1318
01:15:13,931 --> 01:15:16,665
best suits your
shareholders' needs.

1319
01:15:16,667 --> 01:15:18,834
Until then I ask two things.

1320
01:15:18,836 --> 01:15:21,169
Number one, please
don't kill us.

1321
01:15:21,171 --> 01:15:23,872
Number two, listen carefully.

1322
01:15:23,874 --> 01:15:25,257
Think about this Nic.

1323
01:15:25,258 --> 01:15:26,641
Nicki, you're gonna
get yourself killed.

1324
01:15:26,644 --> 01:15:28,010
Dad, I got this.

1325
01:15:30,581 --> 01:15:33,081
You intrigue me, young lady.

1326
01:15:34,184 --> 01:15:37,019
Very well, you have my word,

1327
01:15:37,021 --> 01:15:38,954
and your 60 seconds

1328
01:15:42,826 --> 01:15:43,826
starts now.

1329
01:15:48,098 --> 01:15:49,298
What I have here represents,

1330
01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:51,900
as Agent Shields
has explained to me,

1331
01:15:51,902 --> 01:15:54,970
a huge threat to R&P's brand
of dental hygiene products.

1332
01:15:54,972 --> 01:15:56,838
Using this, PNR can
launch themselves

1333
01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:58,173
into the sector with gusto,

1334
01:15:58,175 --> 01:16:02,177
securing 12 to 15% of the
market in just six months.

1335
01:16:02,179 --> 01:16:04,913
By stealing it, you're hoping
to undercut their pricing,

1336
01:16:04,915 --> 01:16:06,615
beat them to the market

1337
01:16:06,617 --> 01:16:09,351
and with your existing brand
recognition in dental hygiene

1338
01:16:09,353 --> 01:16:12,120
steal eight to 10% of
the market share back.

1339
01:16:12,122 --> 01:16:14,056
But I have a better suggestion.

1340
01:16:14,058 --> 01:16:16,041
Take all of it.

1341
01:16:16,042 --> 01:16:18,025
I'm proposing a deal that
will give PNR the incentive

1342
01:16:18,028 --> 01:16:19,328
to never go to market

1343
01:16:19,330 --> 01:16:22,898
with their proposed
dental hygiene plan.

1344
01:16:24,068 --> 01:16:27,836
You do understand that PNR
would not give up one iota

1345
01:16:27,838 --> 01:16:31,974
of market share in
exchange for your life?

1346
01:16:31,976 --> 01:16:34,109
No, in exchange for this.

1347
01:16:34,111 --> 01:16:35,978
Brooke, Boland's phone.

1348
01:16:41,986 --> 01:16:43,685
Boland, passcode.

1349
01:16:46,957 --> 01:16:49,091
Give it to her.

1350
01:16:49,093 --> 01:16:51,193
Six, six, six, nine.

1351
01:16:56,133 --> 01:16:58,300
Here we are CelluLockdown,

1352
01:16:58,302 --> 01:17:00,135
that's a really
fucking terrible name.

1353
01:17:00,137 --> 01:17:01,303
It's a simple app
coupled with GPS

1354
01:17:01,305 --> 01:17:02,904
and cellular network relays

1355
01:17:02,906 --> 01:17:04,139
that can selectively
limit cellular service

1356
01:17:04,141 --> 01:17:06,308
to a small number of
users or an entire region

1357
01:17:06,310 --> 01:17:08,677
at the click of a button.

1358
01:17:08,679 --> 01:17:09,679
You awake?

1359
01:17:10,781 --> 01:17:12,014
From the little I've seen,

1360
01:17:12,016 --> 01:17:13,982
the good folks at PNR
would gladly trade

1361
01:17:13,984 --> 01:17:15,951
a measly 4% share in toothpaste

1362
01:17:15,953 --> 01:17:18,086
to get their hands on
this one little app.

1363
01:17:18,088 --> 01:17:19,605
Why?

1364
01:17:19,606 --> 01:17:21,123
PNR holds numerous
lucrative defense contracts

1365
01:17:21,125 --> 01:17:23,759
in data mining and
information technology.

1366
01:17:23,761 --> 01:17:26,061
Contracts that are
decades away for R&P.

1367
01:17:26,063 --> 01:17:27,996
So while this handy
little espionage tool

1368
01:17:27,998 --> 01:17:30,999
is a fun gadget for Agent
Douchebag over here,

1369
01:17:31,001 --> 01:17:33,235
it's worthless to
your bottom line.

1370
01:17:33,237 --> 01:17:35,871
You give them the technology,
they give you the formula,

1371
01:17:35,873 --> 01:17:37,139
everybody makes more money

1372
01:17:37,141 --> 01:17:38,940
without any pesky competition,

1373
01:17:38,942 --> 01:17:41,977
and as a show of good faith
you let us leave alive.

1374
01:17:45,049 --> 01:17:46,148
Time's up.

1375
01:17:53,991 --> 01:17:56,191
Would this be agreeable
to your employer?

1376
01:17:56,193 --> 01:17:57,325
Absolutely.

1377
01:17:59,196 --> 01:18:02,431
And would the board
of PNR, approve of this?

1378
01:18:02,433 --> 01:18:04,166
They already have.

1379
01:18:07,071 --> 01:18:12,140
Well, well,
well, then you have a deal.

1380
01:18:14,078 --> 01:18:19,047
We'll deliver the paperwork
before end of business today.

1381
01:18:19,049 --> 01:18:20,049
Really?

1382
01:18:21,051 --> 01:18:22,184
Sorry?

1383
01:18:22,186 --> 01:18:23,819
We're done?

1384
01:18:23,821 --> 01:18:26,221
Oh, you're all free to go.

1385
01:18:36,967 --> 01:18:39,401
What about this guy?

1386
01:18:39,403 --> 01:18:41,069
What about him?

1387
01:18:41,071 --> 01:18:45,240
He killed one of my
employees. He kidnapped me.

1388
01:18:45,242 --> 01:18:47,242
He tried to murder my daughter.

1389
01:18:47,244 --> 01:18:50,345
I wanna see him
brought to justice.

1390
01:18:50,347 --> 01:18:58,347
Alright, Mr. Boland, you are no
longer employed by R&P Industries.

1391
01:19:01,792 --> 01:19:02,792
You son of bitch.

1392
01:19:09,900 --> 01:19:12,934
Free market, it's a bitch.

1393
01:19:16,073 --> 01:19:18,540
Right, we're gonna go now, so.

1394
01:19:19,343 --> 01:19:20,343
Come on.

1395
01:19:32,389 --> 01:19:33,889
It's a tough business,

1396
01:19:33,891 --> 01:19:36,024
I can tell why you're so jaded.

1397
01:19:36,026 --> 01:19:37,425
Can somebody
please explain to me

1398
01:19:37,427 --> 01:19:38,994
what the hell happened in there?

1399
01:19:38,996 --> 01:19:40,095
That was by far the most...

1400
01:19:40,097 --> 01:19:41,930
Brave, intelligent,
wildly heroic.

1401
01:19:41,932 --> 01:19:45,500
Stupid thing I've
ever seen anyone do.

1402
01:19:45,502 --> 01:19:48,286
Well, I didn't see anybody
else stepping up so...

1403
01:19:48,287 --> 01:19:51,071
Because it was also
brilliant, and a little sexy.

1404
01:19:51,074 --> 01:19:54,142
She's right, you were brilliant.

1405
01:19:54,144 --> 01:19:58,380
I know I don't say this
enough, not really at all.

1406
01:19:59,850 --> 01:20:01,917
But when I was
tied to that chair

1407
01:20:01,919 --> 01:20:03,852
and I didn't know if I
was gonna get out alive,

1408
01:20:03,854 --> 01:20:06,154
all I could think about was you.

1409
01:20:06,156 --> 01:20:11,092
I know I haven't made you a
priority in my life, I'm sorry.

1410
01:20:11,094 --> 01:20:14,930
But I promise Nicki, I'm
gonna be there for you,

1411
01:20:14,932 --> 01:20:18,033
just like you were
here for me tonight.

1412
01:20:18,035 --> 01:20:19,401
I love you Nicki.

1413
01:20:19,403 --> 01:20:21,036
Family first, right?

1414
01:20:22,005 --> 01:20:23,839
Goddammit.

1415
01:20:32,916 --> 01:20:34,616
If you want that desk job,

1416
01:20:34,617 --> 01:20:36,317
I think I might be able
to pull a few strings.

1417
01:20:36,320 --> 01:20:39,154
You know I think I've had
enough of corporate America.

1418
01:20:39,156 --> 01:20:42,123
But thanks, I'll totally
save you a seat at the bar.

1419
01:20:42,125 --> 01:20:44,059
It's a date.

1420
01:20:44,061 --> 01:20:45,126
Want a ride home?

1421
01:20:45,128 --> 01:20:48,029
That's okay, I think we'll walk.

1422
01:20:51,935 --> 01:20:55,003
Oh and Nic, assuming
we can come to some sort

1423
01:20:55,005 --> 01:20:58,073
of non disclosure agreement
and I don't have to kill you,

1424
01:20:58,075 --> 01:21:01,209
I think a little
compensation is in order.

1425
01:21:01,211 --> 01:21:04,546
Considering you just made PNR
a significant amount of money.

1426
01:21:04,548 --> 01:21:06,915
Well, have your
people call my people.

1427
01:21:06,917 --> 01:21:07,649
What about me?

1428
01:21:07,651 --> 01:21:09,217
Name your price.

1429
01:21:10,988 --> 01:21:12,320
I want a boat.

1430
01:21:12,322 --> 01:21:15,190
That's not outside the
realm of possibility.

1431
01:21:15,192 --> 01:21:16,324
A big boat.

1432
01:21:19,029 --> 01:21:19,961
A big boat?

1433
01:21:19,963 --> 01:21:20,962
Where'd you get people?

1434
01:21:20,964 --> 01:21:22,397
I got people.

1435
01:21:22,399 --> 01:21:24,032
I got you and LeighAnne.

1436
01:21:24,034 --> 01:21:26,201
Oh so that means you're
gonna rescind your resignation?

1437
01:21:26,203 --> 01:21:28,503
Maybe, but I'm
gonna need a raise.

1438
01:21:28,505 --> 01:21:31,573
Is that before or
after I fix the bar

1439
01:21:31,575 --> 01:21:34,175
and convince all the regulars
they're not in mortal danger.

1440
01:21:34,177 --> 01:21:35,911
When are you gonna
have time to do that

1441
01:21:35,913 --> 01:21:37,279
when you're tooling around
on your boat all day?

1442
01:21:37,281 --> 01:21:39,014
Geez, really a boat?

1443
01:21:40,083 --> 01:21:42,550
Yeah, a boat, a train,
I really don't care

1444
01:21:42,552 --> 01:21:45,086
as long as it gets me
away from the free market.

1445
01:21:45,088 --> 01:21:46,288
I'm done.

1446
01:21:46,290 --> 01:21:48,957
Of course it's just
a pipe dream so...

1447
01:21:48,959 --> 01:21:51,226
Don't say that dad, who
knows what you accomplish.

1448
01:21:51,228 --> 01:21:52,694
I meet this is America,
land of the home,

1449
01:21:52,696 --> 01:21:56,131
free and the brave and all that good stuff.
You feel me?

1450
01:21:56,133 --> 01:21:57,432
So they tell me, Nic.

1451
01:21:57,434 --> 01:22:00,001
♪ You know I'd feel
better where you are ♪

1452
01:22:00,003 --> 01:22:01,369
♪ Ooh oh oh ♪

1453
01:22:01,371 --> 01:22:06,441
♪ Ooh oh oh ♪

1454
01:22:07,010 --> 01:22:08,410
♪ Ooh oh oh ♪

1455
01:22:08,412 --> 01:22:13,481
♪ Ooh oh oh ♪

1456
01:22:14,618 --> 01:22:18,253
♪ You know you are,
you know you are ♪

1457
01:22:18,255 --> 01:22:20,388
♪ You know you're
better where you are ♪

1458
01:22:20,390 --> 01:22:25,460
♪ You know you are,
you know you are ♪

1459
01:22:26,596 --> 01:22:30,332
♪ When it was just
the two of us ♪

1460
01:22:30,334 --> 01:22:33,168
♪ It don't get much better ♪

1461
01:22:33,170 --> 01:22:36,204
♪ Building castles in the sun ♪

1462
01:22:36,206 --> 01:22:39,407
♪ Illuminate the shadows ♪

1463
01:22:39,409 --> 01:22:44,045
♪ In all the places that
have gone untouched ♪

1464
01:22:44,047 --> 01:22:49,117
♪ 'Cause you know I feel
better where you are ♪

1465
01:22:51,121 --> 01:22:55,090
♪ You know I feel ♪

1466
01:22:55,092 --> 01:22:58,560
♪ Well I'm okay right now ♪

1467
01:22:58,562 --> 01:23:01,663
♪ Yeah ♪

1468
01:23:01,665 --> 01:23:05,166
♪ I still feel
the same somehow ♪

1469
01:23:05,168 --> 01:23:08,603
♪ Yeah ♪

1470
01:23:08,605 --> 01:23:13,675
♪ I'm breathing in and out ♪

1471
01:23:15,012 --> 01:23:18,246
♪ When it was just
the two of us ♪

1472
01:23:18,248 --> 01:23:21,116
♪ It don't get much better ♪

1473
01:23:21,118 --> 01:23:24,753
♪ Building castles in the sun ♪

1474
01:23:24,755 --> 01:23:27,489
♪ Illuminate the shadows ♪

1475
01:23:27,491 --> 01:23:31,426
♪ In all the places that
have gone untouched ♪

1476
01:23:31,428 --> 01:23:36,197
♪ Yeah well, you know I
feel better where you are ♪

1477
01:23:36,199 --> 01:23:39,067
♪ You know I feel
better where you are ♪

1478
01:23:39,069 --> 01:23:42,737
♪ You know I feel
better where you are ♪

1479
01:23:42,739 --> 01:23:44,205
♪ Ooh oh oh ♪

1480
01:23:44,207 --> 01:23:47,175
♪ Ooh oh oh ♪

1481
01:23:47,177 --> 01:23:49,477
♪ You know you are,
you know you are ♪

1482
01:23:49,479 --> 01:23:51,146
♪ Ooh oh oh ♪

1483
01:23:51,148 --> 01:23:54,182
♪ Ooh oh oh ♪

1484
01:23:54,184 --> 01:23:57,452
♪ You know you are ♪

1485
01:23:57,454 --> 01:24:01,156
♪ You know you are,
you know you are ♪

1486
01:24:01,158 --> 01:24:03,391
♪ You know you're
better where you are ♪

1487
01:24:03,393 --> 01:24:08,463
♪ You know you are,
you know you are ♪

1488
01:24:09,566 --> 01:24:12,834
♪ If it were just
the two of us ♪

1489
01:24:12,836 --> 01:24:15,703
♪ It don't get much better ♪

1490
01:24:15,705 --> 01:24:19,607
♪ Building castles in the sun ♪

1491
01:24:19,609 --> 01:24:22,277
♪ Illuminate the shadows ♪

1492
01:24:22,279 --> 01:24:26,714
♪ In all the places that
have gone untouched ♪

1493
01:24:26,716 --> 01:24:30,718
♪ You know I feel
better where you are ♪

1494
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:34,122
♪ You know I feel
better where you are ♪

1495
01:24:34,124 --> 01:24:38,126
♪ You know I feel
better where you are ♪

1496
01:24:44,101 --> 01:24:47,635
♪ Oh, oh ♪

1497
01:24:47,637 --> 01:24:52,707
♪ Oh, oh ♪

1498
01:24:53,877 --> 01:24:56,311
♪ Every time we talk
you use that word ♪

1499
01:24:56,313 --> 01:24:59,447
♪ I've been left as
if I've never heard ♪

1500
01:24:59,449 --> 01:25:03,218
♪ Is it something that you
really want me to know ♪

1501
01:25:03,220 --> 01:25:06,821
♪ Fuck you say it every
single time I'm around ♪

1502
01:25:06,823 --> 01:25:10,325
♪ Say it boy, yes
you were oh oh ♪

1503
01:25:10,327 --> 01:25:13,495
♪ I really want to
hold your heart ♪

1504
01:25:13,497 --> 01:25:17,198
♪ Do you have a
boyfriend oh oh ♪

1505
01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:22,270
♪ I wanna be your
boyfriend oh oh ♪

1506
01:25:23,173 --> 01:25:26,241
♪ Oh oh ♪

1507
01:25:26,243 --> 01:25:30,345
♪ Oh oh ♪

1508
01:25:30,347 --> 01:25:35,416
♪ Ooh ♪

1509
01:25:36,786 --> 01:25:38,820
♪ Every time we talk it's
about your boyfriend ♪

1510
01:25:38,822 --> 01:25:42,457
♪ I don't really wanna
hear anymore about him ♪

1511
01:25:42,459 --> 01:25:46,294
♪ Can you talk about anything
besides your boyfriend ♪

1512
01:25:46,296 --> 01:25:49,697
♪ Good guy, typical, hear
about your boyfriend ♪

1513
01:25:49,699 --> 01:25:53,301
♪ You say you're
bisexual oh oh ♪

1514
01:25:53,303 --> 01:25:56,404
♪ I really wanna
love you oh oh ♪

1515
01:25:56,406 --> 01:26:00,175
♪ Do you have a
boyfriend oh oh ♪

1516
01:26:00,177 --> 01:26:05,180
♪ I wanna be your boyfriend ♪

1517
01:26:05,682 --> 01:26:07,582
♪ Dad I'm sad ♪

1518
01:26:07,584 --> 01:26:12,654
♪ Why can't I go space camp
like my best friends can ♪

1519
01:26:13,823 --> 01:26:15,390
♪ It's on account of
your heart condition ♪

1520
01:26:15,392 --> 01:26:17,725
♪ Dad I'm sad ♪

1521
01:26:17,727 --> 01:26:21,863
♪ And all my friends at
school will think that ♪

1522
01:26:21,865 --> 01:26:24,766
♪ I've been bad. Because we
couldn't afford tuition ♪

1523
01:26:24,768 --> 01:26:26,935
♪ Dad I'm mad ♪

1524
01:26:26,937 --> 01:26:31,606
♪ I can't believe you done
your only son so bad ♪

1525
01:26:31,608 --> 01:26:34,509
♪ We can't afford it
kid, I'm drinking ♪

1526
01:26:34,511 --> 01:26:36,477
♪ Dad I'm mad ♪

1527
01:26:36,479 --> 01:26:41,549
♪ What can't I buy my own
lunch like my buddies can ♪

1528
01:26:42,652 --> 01:26:46,321
♪ I've been reduced
to eating jerky ♪

1529
01:26:46,323 --> 01:26:49,224
♪ Eighth grades
been hard for me ♪

1530
01:26:49,226 --> 01:26:51,292
♪ From a two man family ♪

1531
01:26:51,294 --> 01:26:56,264
♪ And your new
girlfriend hits me ♪

1532
01:26:56,266 --> 01:26:58,700
♪ But I don't know
what I'll do ♪

1533
01:26:58,702 --> 01:27:01,302
♪ Without a daddy
just like you ♪

1534
01:27:01,304 --> 01:27:05,707
♪ Daddy why can't
you support me ♪

1535
01:27:05,709 --> 01:27:07,475
♪ And it's hard for me ♪

1536
01:27:07,477 --> 01:27:08,309
♪ To explain ♪

1537
01:27:08,311 --> 01:27:09,310
♪ It's going ♪

1538
01:27:09,312 --> 01:27:11,346
♪ Oh the way kids ♪

1539
01:27:11,348 --> 01:27:13,314
♪ Look at me ♪

1540
01:27:13,316 --> 01:27:16,317
♪ Someone's got to be ♪

1541
01:27:16,319 --> 01:27:18,753
♪ And the way I feel ♪

1542
01:27:18,755 --> 01:27:20,822
♪ And think it is real ♪

1543
01:27:20,824 --> 01:27:22,890
♪ But my dad is a man and
his son's got a plan ♪

1544
01:27:22,892 --> 01:27:24,325
♪ In the hands ♪

1545
01:27:24,327 --> 01:27:26,394
♪ But my dad, I'm sad ♪

1546
01:27:26,396 --> 01:27:31,366
♪ Why can't I go to space
camp like my friends can ♪

1547
01:27:31,368 --> 01:27:33,835
♪ It's on account of
your heart condition ♪

1548
01:27:33,837 --> 01:27:35,903
♪ Dad, I'm sad ♪

1549
01:27:35,905 --> 01:27:40,775
♪ All my friends at school
will think that I've been bad ♪

1550
01:27:40,777 --> 01:27:43,578
♪ We couldn't afford tuition ♪

1551
01:27:43,580 --> 01:27:45,747
♪ Dad, I'm mad ♪

1552
01:27:45,749 --> 01:27:50,718
♪ I can't believe you've
done your only son so bad ♪

1553
01:27:50,720 --> 01:27:53,321
♪ We can't afford it
kid, I'm drinking ♪

1554
01:27:53,323 --> 01:27:55,423
♪ Dad, I'm mad ♪

1555
01:27:55,425 --> 01:27:59,861
♪ Why can't I buy my own
lunch like my buddies can ♪