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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪剛剛是《費加洛婚禮》裡的
‪《你說什麼》

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‪您正在收聽沃夫岡傑克晨間節目

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‪接下來要播放羅西尼作品
‪準備扭動屁股吧

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‪《賊鵲》

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‪他媽的星期六

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‪（華特鐵銹帶紀念機場）

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‪該死的破曉，他媽的連鳥都還沒醒

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‪（僅限阿拉希根員工）

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‪該死的艾德，把我當奴隸對待
‪他媽的無薪訓練，去他的

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‪笑容滿面的王八蛋

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‪看我踹他屁股時
‪他會多高興，他媽的…

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‪-早安，法蘭克
‪-天啊

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‪法蘭克，咖啡在5點30分
‪就準備好了，你卻沒有

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‪要我叫他去淋雨罰站嗎？

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‪不，我不想害法蘭克打噴嚏

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‪但我得對你比手指

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‪天啊，我怎麼會在這裡？

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‪為了學習阿拉希根的原始…

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‪不是，我為什麼會在人間？

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‪因為你們犯法了

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‪（男孩與警察
‪嚇唬到壞小孩聽話）

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‪我們都喜歡揍斯托頓的孩子

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‪那裡有全裸脫衣店，該死的禽獸

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‪但你們破壞囚犯刻的歷史匾額

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‪可就越界了

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‪我們只是在保護自己

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‪如果不乖一點
‪就等著去少年感化院被猛戳了

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‪我想他在暗示會被雞姦

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‪你說得對，我就是

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‪在接下來八個週六
‪你們這些痞子得學會尊重法律

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‪尊重執法人員

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‪那就從…

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‪正確擦槍的方式開始吧

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‪很好，你們通過第一關了

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‪沒有試著對我們開槍

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‪上一批不良少年做得不太好

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‪謝天謝地，他的準頭很差

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‪你們為什麼不先取出子彈？

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‪我們現在會，聰明的傢伙

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‪你們要改過向善，今天…

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‪我要踏上新的道路

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‪我現在是爸爸了

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‪不只有女人叫“爹”，我有真正的孩子

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‪我選擇踏上清醒之路

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‪謝謝你，珍貴的古柯鹼

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‪給我勇氣連續六天不吃飯

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‪現在該給馬桶吸了

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‪謝謝你，蟾蜍先生

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‪你準備踏上狂野的屎河之旅

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‪但你出來時會乾乾淨淨，跟我一樣

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‪你還沒好嗎？

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‪我要沖澡，我有約會

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‪凱倫，親愛的
‪妳今晚何不跟我們一起待在家？

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‪我都不吸了，妳不能不吸路人甲嗎？

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‪他不是路人甲
‪我們在雜貨店排隊結帳時認識的

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‪你也同意我們不用專一

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‪但我們得對他專一

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‪我們現在是一家人了

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‪妳可以當個好媽媽

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‪我只要求妳試試看

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‪不用永遠
‪接下來18年就好了，拜託…

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‪按照阿拉希根的方式來

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‪我知道你可以

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‪你擺脫平常的怒氣沖天就行了

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‪你說得倒容易，陽光先生

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‪老天，我的人生就像爛遊行
‪那些花車只想整我

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‪法蘭克，我跟你沒什麼不同

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‪我也打過韓戰

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‪應該是說你打了

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‪我是被俘虜
‪在沒窗戶的牢房被刑求三年

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‪我本來可以變得脾氣暴躁，抱怨說

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‪“兄弟，竹子不屬於這裡”

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‪但我熬過了，因為我想起我在
‪紐澤西克蘭福的和諧國度學到什麼

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‪老天，別再唱那些瘋子的歌了

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‪我學到，神給你一袋毛時

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‪你就把它做成枕頭

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‪給我們的做法一個機會
‪法蘭克，你說好不好？

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‪我盡量，反正不會少一塊肉

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‪你會失業

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‪對，我得記住這件事

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‪你的態度決定了你的高度

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‪讓我們攀升天空

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‪笑一個

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‪說好

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‪正確思考

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‪服從

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‪阿拉希根的勝任袖扣

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‪這是你努力得到的

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‪告訴我

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‪這麼做很開心吧？

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‪應該是吧

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‪對啊

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‪權威給我男子氣概

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‪（兵單）

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‪（過期）

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‪你好

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‪波哥上校在此為您服務

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‪我命令你到皮皮餐廳用餐…

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‪（皮皮餐廳盛大開幕）

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‪我們只供應雞隻最多汁肥美的部位

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‪雞皮

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‪（沒有討厭的雞肉）

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‪接著我以桶陳起酥油炸過

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‪在其他活雞面前
‪好讓您嚐到恐懼的滋味

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‪（巫術）

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‪我在研究儀式獻祭

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‪今晚就來我們的盛大開幕夜

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‪皮皮餐廳

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‪嘿，猶太人，我想這是遵循教規食品

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{\an8}‪媽，新公主讓我很煩

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{\an8}‪莫琳，拜託
‪這並不難，拿鑰匙晃一晃就好

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‪今晚對我來說很重要

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‪我得找到路易斯舅舅，好修補關係

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{\an8}‪妳只要看好她
‪等爸爸下班回家就沒事了

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{\an8}‪為什麼凱文或比爾不能照顧她？

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‪親愛的，他們連自己都快照顧不了了

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{\an8}‪凱文要約會

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{\an8}‪比爾和警察在一起，以免變成凱文

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‪（坎貝爾紀念醉鬼牢房）

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‪起床了，酒鬼

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‪真正的下三濫才夠格讓我批判

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‪瞄低一點

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{\an8}‪這做法看起來有點殘忍

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{\an8}‪這叫威嚇，孩子

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{\an8}‪法律是所有文明社會的骨幹

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{\an8}‪如果你打中蛋蛋，我就給你一根菸

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{\an8}‪不好意思，先生

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‪我得用水沖你的老二

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‪我不是針對你

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‪你不知道我是誰嗎？

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‪我是占姆傑福茲

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‪我贏得並賣掉四個地方艾美獎

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‪哈囉，流浪漢喬喬

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‪天啊，你是怎麼找到我的？

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‪你這自大的…

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{\an8}‪讓這丑角淹死

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‪我喜歡你的背心

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‪謝謝，我天天穿

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‪希望你們享受搖滾表演

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‪如果有人給你們一管大麻

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‪一定要擦過吸口，以免生病

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‪-我們什麼都不會做，爸
‪-我11點回來接你們

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‪謝了，高曼醫生

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‪拜託，叫“艾文”就行了

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‪-你想一起去演唱會嗎？
‪-凱文

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‪陶德，我的人生就是在等這一刻

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‪帝國的誕生

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‪那是你的味道還是雞的味道？

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‪我們的氣味已經合而為一了

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‪讓未來的味道滲入吧

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‪大家一起來

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‪歡迎，請嚐嚐高級雞皮試吃品

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‪-我只是想借用廁所
‪-洗手間僅限有消費的顧客

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‪你得點本店的東西

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‪不用了，我拉在車上就好了

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‪跟你的朋友推薦

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‪我們的第一位客人

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‪（服務人數）

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‪（星放克酒廊）

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‪鎮上有很多同志酒吧

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‪（星放克酒廊，塔盧拉酒吧）

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‪（全新經營團隊）

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‪不好意思

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‪先生，變裝皇后酒吧在機場旁邊

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‪“藏寶”在14號公路上

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‪“先生”？我是女的好嗎？

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‪那妳去服務路12號的“海瑟薇小姐”

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‪我在找我哥哥

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‪蘇？妳在這裡做什麼？

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‪天啊，你結婚了？

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‪我猜你還是共和黨的

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‪謝了，蘇

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‪妳銜接得真好，繼續毀掉我的人生

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‪（藏寶）

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‪人生就像一盒紅色皮球

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‪它們正往我跳來

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‪今天我掌控了世界，耶

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‪嘿，法蘭克

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‪看來有人幸福洋溢喔

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‪寫在臉上，古莫，人生現在挺美好的

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‪太好了

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‪（大比爾墨菲之家）

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‪我不想沒教養

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‪但你父親的遺物還在我的拖車裡…

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‪我想搬我的東西進去

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‪我都忘了這鳥事了

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‪這樣吧，賣掉、燒掉，隨便
‪我感覺很暢快，根本不在乎

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‪我很高興你很快樂

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‪真希望我能為你將這一刻
‪永遠留在我的車廂裡

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‪法蘭克為什麼事事得逞？

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‪您正在收看羅斯蘭市第九頻道

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‪是我，寇特魯格

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‪本週四敬請收看
‪ABS全明星感恩節特別節目

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‪感恩節？

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‪糟了，我一直沒去夏令營接小孩

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‪讓開

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‪他媽的給我閉嘴

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‪-莫琳
‪-我什麼都沒做

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‪不能叫小孩他媽的閉嘴

201
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:26,811
‪那是父母的工作

202
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:31,482
‪親愛的，我知道妳還在適應有妹妹

203
00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:34,819
‪-但妳之後就會…
‪-好，再見，我要去墓地

204
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,364
‪拜託妳長大以後可以正常點嗎？

205
00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:39,573
‪（聖心，榮民紀念館）

206
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,450
‪（今晚，芬妮、邦瓦特與斯普里夫）

207
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,870
‪大家捲好大麻了，現在準備歡樂

208
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:48,916
‪請歡迎開場嘉賓與觀光巴士司機

209
00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:51,669
‪邦瓦特與斯普里夫

210
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,548
‪很高興再度來到五屄城

211
00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,967
‪是五大城啦

212
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,344
‪我比較喜歡屄

213
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,348
‪這就叫做文字遊戲

214
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:07,977
‪我討厭當小警察，根本看不到表演

215
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,854
‪我們就是表演

216
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:15,109
‪哇靠，是密報我害火車撞毀的那小子

217
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:19,029
‪我看你密報得很兇
‪他們都給你寶寶制服了

218
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,074
‪說真的，去死吧

219
00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:24,076
‪走吧，先生

220
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,828
‪去你的

221
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,456
‪我被判社區服務，油漆柵欄

222
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:31,208
‪你害我了解到辛苦一天的價值

223
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,586
‪你這紅髮小王八蛋

224
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:41,177
‪葛蘭尼警官
‪這傢伙剛把一包大麻塞進牛仔褲

225
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:44,930
‪-我身上沒東西
‪-我看到那個死嬉皮放進去了

226
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,057
‪比利警官，表現很好

227
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,976
‪-我要打給我媽
‪-走吧，混蛋

228
00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:52,480
‪搜索屁眼

229
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:58,778
‪再吃50口就結束了

230
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,905
‪我們得準備一般餐具

231
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,198
‪維克，我要走了

232
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:05,826
‪謝謝，但妳不用現在去
‪湯匙店可能關門了

233
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,536
‪我再也不回來了

234
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,080
‪這是你想要的，不是我

235
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,208
‪我不想當媽媽

236
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,043
‪我根本不知道自己懷孕

237
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,212
‪直到在醫院瘦下來才曉得

238
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,798
‪有時候碰到事情就是要好好利用

239
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:22,009
‪大波普跟巴迪霍利不想一起墜機死掉

240
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,136
‪結果還是墜了，現在他超紅的

241
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:27,723
‪我的對象只能在乎我一個

242
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,894
‪不管妳要跟誰走

243
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,938
‪他的男子氣概都不及我的一半

244
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,314
‪哈囉，維克

245
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:39,693
‪投分球，這是在報復我

246
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:42,738
‪之前跟你正常大小的妹妹交往過嗎？

247
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,909
‪我搶你的女人跟你沒關係

248
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:54,375
‪嘿，滑頭維克

249
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,293
‪你的生活怎麼樣，朋友？

250
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,295
‪老實說，我有點沮喪

251
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:01,131
‪我的女人剛跟我最矮的朋友跑了

252
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,968
‪現在我得自己帶小維克

253
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,136
‪單親爸爸不好當

254
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,056
‪女人很喜歡，但我完全不懂該怎麼…

255
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:11,267
‪對，人生挺棒的吧？

256
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,144
‪我不討厭工作，警察在替我管教比爾

257
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,313
‪天啊，我已經三天沒見到凱文了

258
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:19,859
‪這就像你的襯衫上
‪有企鵝的感覺，我只是…

259
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,278
‪16？

260
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:25,030
‪哇靠，是“16號盒子”

261
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,157
‪我人生的解答

262
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,951
‪法蘭克墨菲出運了

263
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,999
‪不知道我會不會
‪再因為找到一盒垃圾而開心

264
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:36,876
‪（比爾墨菲的財產）

265
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:40,129
‪好，爸，你想跟我說什麼？

266
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:42,840
‪這是什麼？

267
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:47,136
‪鮑比，我們準備看
‪ABS感恩節全明星特別節目了

268
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:50,431
‪小巴斯特桑德即將回歸

269
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,392
‪我們只缺地瓜

270
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,102
‪布魯斯又來了

271
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,979
‪布魯斯又來了

272
00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,941
‪我討厭那傢伙
‪他讓我們的社區名聲掃地

273
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:04,820
‪他不是同志，他在現實生活中
‪和壁網球女冠軍結婚了

274
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,156
‪妳真可愛

275
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,532
‪妳想怎樣，蘇？

276
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,327
‪你先道歉一下如何

277
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,621
‪悄悄搬回來卻不讓我知道

278
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,164
‪我以為妳不在乎

279
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,458
‪你是我哥，我愛你

280
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:20,836
‪我打去你在佛羅里達的家
‪要跟你說你多了一個外甥女

281
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,631
‪結果發現你都回來一年了

282
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,342
‪還在離我家十分鐘車程的地方
‪開了一間空手道學校？

283
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,509
‪我好難過

284
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,470
‪妳想用什麼方式知道？

285
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:33,641
‪我該在婚禮上脫口而出嗎？

286
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:38,270
‪相信我，那天我對你做出那種事
‪我會後悔一輩子

287
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:44,234
‪蘇，是我教妳假哭的，這招對我沒用

288
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:47,780
‪我感覺好糟，好嗎？我是壞妹妹

289
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:51,033
‪吃屎吧，我聽了好爽

290
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,327
‪多說說妳這個妹妹有多壞吧

291
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:57,081
‪我看到我的婚禮照片就覺得愧對你

292
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,999
‪我真的很抱歉

293
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,169
‪蘇

294
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,797
‪我也不想再計較了

295
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,342
‪我想念妳跟孩子，也有好一陣子

296
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:11,053
‪我沒辦法給法蘭克難看了

297
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,930
‪你想來過感恩節嗎？

298
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,557
‪這樣梅根就有機會見到她最愛的舅舅

299
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,894
‪好，妳贏了，我就去感恩節吧

300
00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:23,649
‪你猜怎著？好消息，我跟爸聊過了…

301
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:24,817
‪他會去嗎？

302
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,652
‪對，我死勸活勸

303
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:30,823
‪但他漸漸不反對再跟你共處一室了

304
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,533
‪我真幸運

305
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,368
‪叫那老頭去死

306
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:37,538
‪如果你喜歡老頭，可以去“一皺一閃”

307
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,415
‪在工業道路上

308
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,625
‪是的，我是高曼醫生

309
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,545
‪我一接到你的傳呼就停車打電話

310
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:48,966
‪古莫，嫉妒鄰居的生活很正常

311
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:52,553
‪我擔心的是你因此做出的舉動

312
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,972
‪你又沒偷他的衣服吧？

313
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:59,351
‪市長先生，我想這是你掉的信封

314
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,395
‪裡面什麼都沒有

315
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:05,315
‪地方的人拿到收費公路的鋪路案

316
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,109
‪謝謝你，陌生人

317
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:12,114
‪這裡有
‪沒那麼具義大利風味的義大利菜嗎？

318
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:18,912
‪大家介意
‪我們在踢踏舞比賽時玩骰子嗎？

319
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,751
‪市長先生，真高興

320
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:24,793
‪過去一點

321
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,714
‪真不錯啊

322
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,340
‪滾出我的餐廳

323
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:33,427
‪你先把黑幫收費公路
‪從我的社區移走再說

324
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,014
‪我要把那條路塞進你的黑屁股

325
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,474
‪哇靠

326
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,852
‪在你老婆面前說髒話對嗎？

327
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,064
‪這是我的小三

328
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:48,233
‪你怎麼敢說我的小姨子是我老婆？

329
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,528
‪我要毀了你、毀了你住的叢林

330
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:52,738
‪哇靠

331
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:55,240
‪去你的，去你老母的鬍子

332
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,826
‪哇靠

333
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:04,541
‪嘿，老兄，要點亮我嗎？

334
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,669
‪好，你是辣妹

335
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,883
‪他們搞笑好有層次

336
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,385
‪謝謝羅素維爾的朋友，你們好棒

337
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,679
‪愛麗絲

338
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,765
‪瑞秋、漢娜

339
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:22,309
‪妳的牙套拿掉了

340
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,853
‪對，我要猛吃玉米

341
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,356
‪我結束和平屋營隊後就拆了

342
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:31,193
‪對，貝絲夏隆，她去年跟我同班

343
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,071
‪不，那是一個希伯來營

344
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,198
‪我們學過了

345
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:40,828
‪天啊，好慘
‪我覺得我那條街的一個老頭有開一家

346
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,247
‪各位，這是我男朋友凱文

347
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,083
‪妳終於跟喬爾分手了

348
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:49,086
‪-喬爾是什麼？
‪-不重要，只是我交往過的一個男生

349
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,963
‪對，“交往”

350
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:53,674
‪我記得你們在我媽的沙發上“交往”到

351
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,009
‪眼球都翻到後腦勺了

352
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,889
‪太酷了，我根本不知道

353
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,146
‪不，我整個盒子翻兩次了，沒道理啊

354
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,522
‪你爸就是這樣

355
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,483
‪他後來離開，是唯一有道理的事

356
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,403
‪媽，也許妳會對
‪這盒子裡的舊東西有印象

357
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,406
‪法蘭克，你現在幹嘛拿這種事煩我？

358
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,283
‪我們三星期前才聯絡過

359
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:22,578
‪你跟我說你爸死了
‪我跳了個吉格舞就去睡了

360
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,956
‪媽，他的遺言是“16號盒子”，好嗎？

361
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,916
‪我想也許裡面有什麼東西

362
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,043
‪能幫助我終於放下

363
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,713
‪我爸那個他媽的神經病

364
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:35,090
‪好吧，但你快點

365
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:39,094
‪好，大部分是舊餐廳菜單、醬油包

366
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:43,765
‪還有沙拉索塔的珊瑚泉飯店菸灰缸

367
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,560
‪沙拉索塔的菸灰缸？

368
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,312
‪對，那有什麼意義嗎？

369
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,605
‪這表示他是小偷

370
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,983
‪那小氣的混蛋在度蜜月時
‪就只給我買過這個東西

371
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:55,485
‪我因為他得拿咖啡罐當菸灰缸

372
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,362
‪媽，拜託妳專心點

373
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,865
‪妳在跟誰說話？

374
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:01,074
‪妳哥

375
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,702
‪誰死了？

376
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:07,122
‪沒人死，菸灰缸在他那裡

377
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,000
‪妳有跟他說咖啡罐的事嗎？

378
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,253
‪我有，他好像不在乎

379
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,088
‪他當然應該在乎

380
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,424
‪-別哭，老兄
‪-妳是他媽

381
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,971
‪受苦的鬼魂、憤怒的靈魂

382
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,975
‪死廢物從你的洞裡出來

383
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,937
‪我覺得妳沒有心

384
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:33,106
‪妳到底想不想讓死人復活
‪嘲笑他們看起來有多慘？

385
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:37,778
‪我不知道，這現在感覺有點蠢

386
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:40,030
‪天啊，妳到底有什麼毛病？

387
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:43,784
‪對不起，只是自從寶寶出生後

388
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:46,245
‪我就不是我爸的公主了

389
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,790
‪很好解決啊，我們把她抓走
‪然後去加油站把她賣掉

390
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:52,501
‪節慶到了，寶寶會比較貴

391
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:53,835
‪尤其是白人

392
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,380
‪這不是她的錯，她只是個寶寶

393
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:59,341
‪是我爸啦，他根本不在乎我

394
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,677
‪他滿腦子只有她

395
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:06,390
‪哇靠，成功了
‪有死人從墳墓裡出來了

396
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:08,016
‪別再討我開心了

397
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,810
‪不，是真的，妳看

398
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,650
‪別怕，小女孩

399
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:19,194
‪我把手錶忘在屍體上了

400
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:26,201
‪掌聲歡迎沙加緬度忘了沙的四位女生

401
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,662
‪她們就打那裡來，芬妮

402
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,792
‪羅素維爾的朋友大家好
‪很高興能來到這裡

403
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,210
‪吉他拿起來

404
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,004
‪我握在手上了

405
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,214
‪抱歉，我的位子很爛

406
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,309
‪《慈善舞會》，我愛這首歌

407
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:54,146
‪對，這是我聽過最不爛的女搖滾團

408
00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:57,774
‪-你幹嘛這麼黏人？
‪-我哪有黏人

409
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,944
‪我只是想抓住妳，永遠不讓妳走

410
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,988
‪看，我是妳的背包

411
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:04,781
‪天啊

412
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,743
‪愛麗絲，我們要去廁所

413
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,412
‪-妳要一起去嗎？
‪-要

414
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:11,997
‪待會見

415
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,625
‪我就守在這裡，我信任妳

416
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,421
‪好，媽，我保證把菸灰缸寄給妳

417
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,423
‪我們可以回頭討論盒子嗎？

418
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:24,593
‪我不知道這是什麼
‪但爸爸有話想跟我說

419
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,094
‪我告訴你吧

420
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,388
‪別挖掘過去了

421
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:31,058
‪你很快樂，我也快樂

422
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:34,811
‪你有蘇和孩子們，我有你妹和厄爾

423
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,398
‪別管那禽獸了

424
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,442
‪他不能再傷害你了

425
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:43,862
‪我們來聊別的吧，聊什麼都好

426
00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:46,823
‪妳為什麼不阻止他
‪對我做那些糟糕的事？

427
00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:51,286
‪貓有事，我不能說了

428
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,372
‪妳沒養貓，媽？

429
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,249
‪-媽？
‪-她掛了，法蘭克

430
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,168
‪古莫？是你嗎？

431
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,213
‪這是多方線

432
00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:03,590
‪我們好幾年沒有多方線了

433
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:06,343
‪這是驚喜多方線

434
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:12,349
‪我好像心臟病發了

435
00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:14,226
‪可能只是蛤蜊不新鮮

436
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:17,229
‪太好了，謝謝你，醫生

437
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:19,022
‪這是分內事

438
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,695
‪那沒有營隊氣氛

439
00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:28,657
‪直到費恩斯坦拉比中箭

440
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:29,658
‪凱文

441
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:32,786
‪-怎麼樣？妳玩得開心嗎？
‪-天啊，好變態

442
00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:33,995
‪他太幼稚了

443
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:37,582
‪幼稚？我的乳頭
‪開始長毛了，妳有嗎？

444
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,167
‪妳們去吧，我隨後就來

445
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,628
‪你到底有什麼毛病？

446
00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:45,006
‪你聽說喬爾的事後就一直怪裡怪氣

447
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:48,510
‪-妳一定沒這麼跟喬爾說過
‪-我在你之前交過男友又怎麼樣

448
00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:51,388
‪妳交了不只一個？妳怎能這樣對我？

449
00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:53,306
‪我不知道我會跟你約會

450
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,142
‪我們一起上七年級的體育課

451
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:58,520
‪我們看到老師坐在他的蛋蛋上
‪這對妳來說沒有意義嗎？

452
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:02,107
‪天啊，你瘋了
‪你幹嘛在廁所外面等？

453
00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:06,194
‪因為我想再見到妳
‪繼續開心啊，廢話

454
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,113
‪對，結果如何？

455
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:10,407
‪原本好好的
‪直到妳離開我的視線五分鐘

456
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:15,996
‪所以妳又來了？妳明知道我不喜歡

457
00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:19,374
‪路易斯，你在哪裡？

458
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,584
‪走開，蘇

459
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:24,171
‪路易斯，該死，跟我說話

460
00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:28,925
‪基恩？我是塑百會的蘇墨菲

461
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:33,805
‪-嗨，蘇，我只是在做…
‪-產品研究

462
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,933
‪我想研究你的產品

463
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:40,812
‪我是說，妳昏迷了，誰是基恩？

464
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:43,273
‪我喜歡女生

465
00:24:44,774 --> 00:24:49,070
‪蘇，這裡不是能讓妳隨便開車門

466
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,989
‪卻以為不會看到異性戀朋友的地方

467
00:24:51,072 --> 00:24:54,659
‪-聽著，我只想跟你談談
‪-沒什麼好說的了

468
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:57,871
‪妳對婚禮的事很抱歉
‪好，我接受妳的道歉

469
00:24:57,954 --> 00:25:01,082
‪但我不會把山藥遞給那個人

470
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,167
‪他是你爸

471
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,252
‪我才不在乎

472
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:09,299
‪拜託，我想修補我們家的問題
‪以免太遲

473
00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:11,343
‪太遲，什麼意思？

474
00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:14,763
‪-法蘭克的爸爸死了，而…
‪-天啊

475
00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:17,057
‪爸快死了？

476
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,188
‪爸，你可以開電台嗎？

477
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:28,360
‪氣氛冷颼颼，我應該穿大外套的

478
00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:32,447
‪-或許我們來聊一聊
‪-開電台

479
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,748
{\an8}‪這是穩當的生意

480
00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:43,583
{\an8}‪怎麼會失敗？

481
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:47,546
‪把這件事怪到波多黎各人身上會很難

482
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:51,758
‪這種感覺好爽

483
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,302
‪好油喔

484
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:56,972
‪這能帶走痛苦

485
00:25:58,306 --> 00:25:59,766
{\an8}‪我不想咀嚼

486
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,902
‪他出去好幾小時了

487
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:14,573
‪我不知道他去哪了
‪也不知道他在做什麼

488
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:17,617
‪我的婚姻要垮了，媽

489
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:20,453
‪我該怎麼辦？

490
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,038
‪親愛的

491
00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:24,749
‪妳有試過打扮成法蘭克墨菲

492
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,085
‪用湯匙餵他吃辣椒嗎？

493
00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:32,340
‪搞什麼？

494
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:36,469
‪我在我爸的遺物裡看到這盒子

495
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:37,971
‪上面寫了“16”

496
00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:40,390
‪是16號盒子，蘇

497
00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:42,851
‪看起來像“91”

498
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,479
‪媽的

499
00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:48,857
‪法蘭克，你放任這件事折磨你

500
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,526
‪你爸走了，你得放下

501
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,654
‪如果我能問他想跟我說什麼

502
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,032
‪我就會放下

503
00:26:57,115 --> 00:27:00,201
‪但地獄裡沒有電話，蘇珊

504
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:03,038
‪邪惡之眼，我看錯你了

505
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:08,627
‪你得幫我找到爺爺
‪然後爸爸就會恢復正常了

506
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:09,586
‪妳說得對

507
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:13,715
‪我為這件事把自己逼瘋
‪我知道這樣不好

508
00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:16,551
‪妳今晚過得如何，親愛的？

509
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,470
‪我去同性戀酒吧找我哥

510
00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:21,514
‪然後我告訴他
‪我爸快死了，好讓他來過感恩節

511
00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:23,933
‪這不是比賽，蘇

512
00:27:51,961 --> 00:27:54,005
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