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[woman singing in Italian]
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[radio DJ] That was "Cosa Mi Narri"
from The Marriage of Figaro!
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You're listening to Wolfgang Jack
in the morning.
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Here's the latest from Rossini
that is gonna get those asses dancing!
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-"The Thieving Magpie"!
-[tires squealing]
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[scoffs]
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Fuckin' Saturday.
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Fucking crack of dawn.
Fucking birds aren't even awake.
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Goddamn Ed, treats me like a slave.
Unpaid fucking training. Fuck him.
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-[buzzing]
-Smiling piece of shit.
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See how happy he is
with my foot up his fucking ass. Fucking--
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-Morning, Frank.
-Jesus!
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Frank, the coffee was ready at 5:30,
but you weren't.
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Want me to make him stand out in the rain?
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Oh, no, I don't want to give Frank
the achoo-ies.
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But I will have to give you the finger.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[music stops abruptly]
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Aw, Christ. Why am I here?
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To learn the Ala-Hican way of pristine--
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No. Why am I here on Earth?
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Because you broke the law.
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Now, we all enjoy beating up kids
from Stoughton.
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They got a titty bar downtown, full nude.
Fucking animals.
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But when you damage a historical plaque
that was engraved by prisoners,
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that's when you cross the line.
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We were just sticking up for ourselves.
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If you don't fall in line,
you'll get stuck up real good in juvie.
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I think he's implying buggery.
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You're goddamn right I am!
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[all whimper]
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Over the next eight Saturdays,
you punks will learn respect for the law
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and law enforcement.
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And that begins...
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[Jimmy whimpers]
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...with the right way to polish
a .38 Special.
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[all groan]
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Good. You passed the first test.
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You didn't try to shoot us.
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The last group of delinquents we had
didn't do so well.
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[suspenseful note plays]
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Thank Christ he was a bad shot.
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Why didn't you unload it first?
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We do now, smart guy!
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You will turn things around. Today...
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I start a new path.
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I'm a daddy now.
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And not just women calling me "daddy."
I got a real kid.
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I choose to ride the road to sobriety.
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Thank you, precious cocaine,
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for giving me the courage
to not eat for six straight days.
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Now it's time to go up the toilet's nose.
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[toilet flushes]
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-Thank you, Mr. Toad.
-[toad croaking]
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You're about to go on a wild ride
down shit river,
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but you'll come out clean the other side,
just like old Vic.
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-[baby babbling]
-Aren't you done yet?
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I need to take a shower. I have a date.
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Karen, honey. Why don't you stay home
with us tonight for a change?
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I gave up blow.
Can't you give up blowing random guys?
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He's not random.
I met him in line at the grocery store.
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And you agreed
that we wouldn't be exclusive.
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But we are exclusive to him.
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We're a family now.
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[groans]
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You can be a great mom.
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All I ask is that you try.
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Not forever, just the next 18 years.
Please just--
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Try to do things the Ala-Hican way.
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I know that you can.
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You just have to lose all that rage
you're carrying around.
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Oh, easy for you to say, sunshine.
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Christ, my life is a shit parade,
and the floats are trying to fuck me.
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Frank, I'm not that different from you.
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I fought in Korea too.
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Well, you fought.
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I got captured and was tortured
in a windowless cell for three years.
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Now, I could've become a Grumpy Gus
and said,
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"Hey, bub, bamboo doesn't belong there."
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But I got through it by remembering
what I learned at Harmo-Nation Camp
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in Cranford, New Jersey.
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Aw, Christ,
not those singing psychos again.
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I learned
that when God gives you a bag of hair,
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you make it into a pillow.
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Give our way a chance, Frank.
What do you say?
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[sighs]
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I'll try. What do I have to lose?
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Your job.
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Right. Got to remember that.
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♪ Your attitude decides your altitude ♪
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♪ Let's climb into the sky ♪
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[baby cries]
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♪ Smile ♪
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♪ Say yes ♪
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♪ Think right ♪
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♪ Obey ♪
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[batons clanking on bars]
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[Frank]
The Ala-Hican Cuff Links of Competence.
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You earned them.
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Now, tell me...
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[all] Aren't you glad you did this?
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I guess am.
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Yeah, sure.
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Authority makes my boy parts tingle.
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["Come and Get Your Love"
by Redbone playing"
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{\an8}♪ Come and get your love ♪
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{\an8}♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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{\an8}♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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{\an8}[grunts, screaming]
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{\an8}♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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[boom]
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[country music playing]
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Howdy!
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Colonel Pogo at your service, y'all.
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I order you to eat at Skinneees,
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where we serve only the best part
of a juicy, plump chicken...
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[gasps] ...the skin!
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Then I fry it in barrel-aged Crisco
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in front of other chickens
so you can taste the fear.
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[clucking]
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{\an8}[babbling]
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Shh, shh.
I'm reading about ritualistic sacrifice.
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[munching sloppily]
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So come on down
for our grand opening tonight!
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[continues munching sloppily]
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That's Skinneees!
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Hey, you Jews! We're kosher, I think!
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[crying]
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{\an8}Mom! The new princess is annoying me!
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{\an8}Maureen, come on, it's not hard.
Just jangle some keys.
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This is an important night for me.
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I have to find Uncle Louis
so I can patch things up with him.
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{\an8}You only have to watch her
till Daddy gets home from work.
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{\an8}Why can't Kevin or Bill watch her?
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Honey, they can barely watch themselves.
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{\an8}Kevin has a date,
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{\an8}and Bill is with the police
so he doesn't turn out like Kevin.
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{\an8}[grunts]
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Rise and shine, booze-bags!
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It takes a real piece of filth
to get judged by me.
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Aim low, boys.
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{\an8}This all seems kind of cruel.
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{\an8}It's called deterrence, son.
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{\an8}The law is the backbone
of any civilized society.
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{\an8}If you hit them in the balls,
I'll give you a cigarette.
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{\an8}Excuse me, sir?
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I'm supposed to hose your dick down.
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Nothing personal.
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Don't you know who I am?
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I'm Jim Jeffords!
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I won and sold four local Emmys!
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Hello, Hobo Jojo.
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Oh my God. How'd you find me?
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[grunting]
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You big headed...
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{\an8}Drown the clown! Drown the clown!
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{\an8}[jazz music playing on car radio]
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I love your vest.
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[chuckles] Thanks. I wear it every day.
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[chuckles]
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[both moaning]
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I hope you kids enjoy your rock show.
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Now, look, if somebody passes you
a pipe of marijuana,
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make sure you wipe off the mouthpiece
so you don't get sick.
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-[laughs] We won't do anything, Dad.
-I'll be back to pick you up at 11.
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Thanks, Dr. Goldman.
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[chuckles] Please, "Erwin" is fine.
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You... you wanna come to the concert too?
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Kevin!
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Todd, my whole life
has been building up to this moment,
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the birth of an empire.
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Is that smell you or the chicken?
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Our odor has melded.
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Now let the future ooze in.
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-Come one, come all!
-[fanfare playing]
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Welcome! Let me get you
a Skin Sampler Supreme.
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-I just want to use your washroom.
-Lavatories are for paying customers only.
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You'll have to order something
off our menu.
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[hesitates] No, thanks.
I'll just shit in my car.
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Tell your friends!
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Our first customer!
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[bell dings]
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[rock music playing in lounge]
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[Sue] Lot of gay bars in this town. Huh.
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[sighs]
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Excuse me.
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Mister, the drag queen bar
is down by the airport.
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Buried Treasure on Route 14.
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"Mister"? I am a woman, okay?
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Oh, in that case, you want
Miss Hathaway's on Service Road 12.
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I'm looking for my brother!
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-Sue? What are you doing here?
-Oh God, you're married?
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I bet you're Republican too! [grunts]
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Thanks, Sue.
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You picked up right where you left off,
ruining my life.
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♪ Life is a box of red rubber balls ♪
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-♪ And they're bouncing my way, yeah ♪
-[whistles] ♪ Bah bah boo ♪
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♪ I got the world
By the balls today, yeah! ♪
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Hey-a, Frank.
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Looks like somebody got bludgeoned
with a happy club.
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Ah, right in the face, Goom.
Life is pretty sweet right now.
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Ah, that's great.
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Look, uh, I don't want to be indelicate,
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but your father's stuff
is still in my trailer, and, uh...
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Well, I like to be in there
with, uh, Goomer stuff.
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[laughs] I forgot about all that shit.
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Ah, you know what?
Sell it, burn it, whatever.
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I feel too good to care right now.
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I'm so happy you're happy.
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I wish I could keep this moment tied up
in the trunk of my car forever for you.
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-[Frank humming]
-[groaning]
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Why does everything always go Frank's way?
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-[announcer] You're watching Channel Nine,
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-Rustland City.
-[babbling]
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Hey, it's me, Colt Luger.
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This Thursday, watch
the ABS All-Star Thanksgiving Special.
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Thanksgiving?
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Oh no, I never got my kid
from summer camp!
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-Get out of my way!
-[crying]
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Shut the fuck up.
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-[Frank] Maureen!
-I wasn't doing anything!
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You don't tell a kid to shut the fuck up.
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That's a parent's job.
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Now, sweetie, I know you're still
adjusting to having a new sibling, okay?
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-But in time, you'll--
-Okay, bye, going to the graveyard!
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[sighs]
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-Will you please turn out normal?
-[giggles]
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[announcer] Ah-ooh!
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You rolled your joints.
Now get ready to roll with laughter.
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Please welcome our opening act
and our tour bus drivers,
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Bongwater and Spliff!
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[crowd cheering]
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It's great to be back
in the Cunt Cities, man.
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That's Quint Cities, man!
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I like cunt better, man!
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[crowd laughing]
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That's called "wordplay."
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I hate being a junior cop.
We can't even see the show.
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We are the show.
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Holy shit, it's that kid who narced on me
about a train crash I caused.
249
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:20,030
I guess you narced so hard,
they gave you a baby uniform! [laughs]
250
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,074
Seriously though, go fuck yourself.
251
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,076
Uh, move it along, sir.
252
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,828
Oh, fuck you!
253
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,456
They made me paint fences
for community service.
254
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:31,208
I had to learn the value
of a hard day's work because of you,
255
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,586
you little red-haired piece of shit!
256
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:41,177
Officer Glanney, this guy just shoved
a bag of weed down his jeans.
257
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:44,930
-I don't have anything!
-I saw that hippie freak put it in there.
258
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,057
That's good police work, Officer Billy.
259
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,976
-I want to call my mom!
-Let's go, fuck-face.
260
00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:52,480
[all chanting]
Cavity search! Cavity search!
261
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:58,778
Only 50 more spoonfuls,
and we're all done.
262
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,905
We got to get some regular cutlery.
263
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,198
Vic, I'm leaving.
264
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:05,826
Thanks, but you don't have to go now.
The spoon store is probably closed.
265
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,536
I'm leaving you for good.
266
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,080
You wanted this, not me.
267
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,208
I didn't ask to be a mom.
268
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,043
I didn't even know I was pregnant
269
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,212
until I lost all that weight
in the hospital.
270
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,756
Sometimes things happen,
and you got to make the best of it.
271
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:22,009
The Big Bopper didn't want to die
in a plane crash with Buddy Holly.
272
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,136
But he did it,
and now he's super fucking famous.
273
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:27,723
I need to be with someone
who only cares about me.
274
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,894
Whoever this dude
you're leaving me for is,
275
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,938
he's not half the man I am!
276
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,397
Hello, Vic.
277
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,941
[grunts]
278
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:39,693
Aw, Skeeball, is this payback
279
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:42,738
for the time I had relations
with your full-sized sister?
280
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,781
[grunts]
281
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:47,076
Me stealing your lady is not about you.
282
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,953
[truck doors close]
283
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:54,375
[Frank] Hey, Slick Vic!
284
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,293
How's life treating you, amigo?
285
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,295
Uh, to be honest, I'm kind of down.
286
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:01,131
My woman just left me
for my shortest friend,
287
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,968
and now I have to raise Vic Junior
by myself.
288
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,136
It's tough being a single dad.
289
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,056
I mean, chicks dig it, but I don't know
the first thing about how to--
290
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:11,267
Yeah, life is pretty great, isn't it?
291
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,144
I don't hate work,
the cops are fixing Bill for me.
292
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,313
Christ, I haven't seen Kevin
in three days.
293
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:19,859
It's like that feeling you get when you
have a penguin on your shirt. I just...
294
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,278
Sixteen?
295
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:25,030
Holy shit, that's box 16!
296
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,157
The answer to my life!
297
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,951
Frank Murphy's a winner!
298
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,953
[humming]
299
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,582
I wonder if I'll ever get excited
over finding a box of trash again.
300
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:40,129
Okay, Dad,
what were you trying to tell me?
301
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:42,840
What the hell is this?
302
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:47,136
Well, Bobby, we're almost set
for the ABS Thanksgiving All-Star Special,
303
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:50,431
featuring the return
of Buster Thunder Junior.
304
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,392
All we're missing are the sweet potatoes.
305
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,102
Bruce again!
306
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,979
[all] Bruce again!
307
00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,941
I hate that guy.
He gives our community a bad name.
308
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:04,820
He's not gay. He's married in real life
to that lady jai alai champion.
309
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,156
Aren't you adorable.
310
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,532
What do you want, Sue?
311
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,327
Well, first of all, how about an apology
312
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,621
for not letting me know
you moved back to town?
313
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,164
I didn't think you'd care.
314
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,458
You're my brother, and I love you!
315
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:20,836
I call your house in Florida
to tell you you have a new niece,
316
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,589
and that's how I find out
you've been here a year
317
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:26,342
and opened a karate school
ten minutes from me?
318
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,509
That really hurt.
319
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,470
How would you want to find out?
320
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:33,641
Should I have, I don't know,
blurted it out at a wedding?
321
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:38,270
Believe me, I'll regret what I did to you
that day for the rest of my life.
322
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,731
[sobs]
323
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:44,234
Sue, I taught you the fake crying bit.
It doesn't work on me.
324
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:47,780
I feel like hell, all right?
I'm a terrible sister.
325
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,699
Ah, eating shit. Now that's catnip for me.
326
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,327
Tell me more
about what a bad sister you are.
327
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:57,081
I can't look at my wedding photos without
feeling ashamed of what I did to you.
328
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,999
I'm really sorry.
329
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,169
Oh, Sue.
330
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,755
I don't want to hold onto this
anymore either.
331
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:08,342
I miss you and the kids,
and it's been a while
332
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:11,053
since I've had the chance
to make Frank feel uncomfortable.
333
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,930
Would you like to come for Thanksgiving?
334
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,557
It's a chance for Megan
to meet her favorite uncle.
335
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,894
Okay, you win. Thanksgiving it is.
336
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:23,649
[chuckles] And guess what?
I have great news. I talked to Dad, and--
337
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:24,817
He's gonna be there?
338
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,652
Yeah! I had to work on him, you know,
339
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:30,823
but he's really warming up to the idea
of being in the same room with you again.
340
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,533
Oh, lucky me.
341
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,368
Fuck that old man!
342
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:37,538
Oh, if you're into geezers, then you want
to go to The Wrinkled Twinkle
343
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,415
on Industrial Highway.
344
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,625
[Dr. Goldman] Yes, hi, it's Dr. Goldman.
345
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,545
I pulled over and called
as soon as I got your page.
346
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,966
Well, Goomer, it's natural
to envy your neighbor's life.
347
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:52,553
It's your behavior around that issue
that concerns me.
348
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,972
You didn't steal his clothes again,
did you?
349
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:59,351
Mr. Mayor,
I... I believe you dropped this envelope,
350
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,395
which is filled with nothing.
351
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:05,315
Local 105 gets the asphalt pavers
on the tollway.
352
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,109
Thank you, stranger.
353
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:12,114
Y'all got any Italian food
that don't taste so fucking Italian?
354
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,657
-[customers gasp]
-[glasses shatter]
355
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:18,912
Y'all's mind if we roll dice
whiles we have a tap-dancing contest?
356
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,956
[all gasp, exclaim]
357
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,751
Mr. Mayor, what a pleasure.
358
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,627
-Scooch over.
-Uh... Oh!
359
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:26,920
[chuckles]
360
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,714
I could get used to this.
361
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,299
Get out of my restaurant.
362
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,427
When you take your Mafia tollway
out of my neighborhood!
363
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,595
[all gasp]
364
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,014
I'll shove that road up your Black ass!
365
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,474
[Rosie's friends] Damn!
366
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,852
Is that any kind of language
to use in front of your wife?
367
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:43,520
[all] Oh!
368
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,064
This is my goomar!
369
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:48,233
How dare you call my wife's sister
my wife?
370
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,528
I will destroy you
and that jungle you live in!
371
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:52,738
[Rosie's friends] Damn!
372
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:55,240
Fuck you and your mother's mustache!
373
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,366
[customers] Oh!
374
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,493
[Rosie's friends] Damn!
375
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,328
-[customers] Oh!
-[Rosie's friends] Damn!
376
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:04,541
Hey, man, want to light me up?
377
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,669
-[crowd cheering]
-Yeah, you're a hot chick, man!
378
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,297
[crowd laughing]
379
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:13,383
Their comedy is so layered.
380
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,053
-Thank you, Rustvale. You've been great!
-[cheering]
381
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,679
[girl] Alice!
382
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,765
Hey, Rachel! Hannah!
383
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,309
Hey, you got your braces off.
384
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,853
Yeah, I'm going to town on corn now.
385
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,356
I got them off
right after Camp Beth Shalom.
386
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:31,193
Oh, yeah, Beth Shalom.
She was in my homeroom last year.
387
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,277
[girls laugh]
388
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,071
No, it's a Hebrew camp.
389
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,198
Oh, we learned about those.
390
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:40,828
Oh my God, it's so sad. I actually think
this old man on my street ran one of them.
391
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,247
Guys, this is my boyfriend, Kevin.
392
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,958
Oh, so you finally broke up with Joel.
393
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:49,086
-What's a Joel?
-He's nobody. Just some boy I dated.
394
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,921
Yeah, "dated."
395
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:53,674
I remember when you two "dated"
on my mom's couch
396
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,009
till your eyes rolled back in your head.
397
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,970
[both laugh]
398
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,889
That's so cool
how I didn't even know that.
399
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,644
[Frank] No, I've been
through the whole box twice.
400
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:08,522
-It doesn't make any sense.
-[Nora] That was your father.
401
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,483
The only thing that made sense to me
is when he finally left.
402
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,819
[Frank] Mom, maybe some of the old stuff
in this box rings a bell.
403
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:17,406
Francis, why are you bothering me
with all this now?
404
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,283
We talked three weeks ago.
405
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:22,578
You told me your father was dead.
I danced a jig and went to bed.
406
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,956
Mom, his dying words were "box 16," okay?
407
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,916
I... I think maybe
there's something in here
408
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,043
that can that can help me
finally close the chapter
409
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,713
on the absolute fucking lunatic
that was my father.
410
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:35,090
Fine, but make it quick.
411
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:39,678
Okay. It's mostly just
old restaurant menus, soy sauce packets,
412
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:43,015
an ashtray
from the Hotel Coral Springs in Sarasota.
413
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:46,560
[Nora gasps] The ashtray from Sarasota?
414
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,312
Yeah! Does that mean something?
415
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,605
It means he's a thief!
416
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,983
That was the only thing the cheap bastard
bought me on our honeymoon.
417
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:55,485
I'm ashing into a coffee can
because of him.
418
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,362
Mom, Mom, Mom, focus please.
419
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,865
[sister] Who are you talking to?
420
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:01,074
Your brother!
421
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,702
Who died now?
422
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:07,122
Nobody! He has the ashtray!
423
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,000
[sister] Did you tell him
about the coffee can?
424
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,253
[Nora] I did! He doesn't seem to care!
425
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,047
-[sister] Of course he should care!
-[sighs]
426
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,424
-Don't cry, buddy. Don't cry.
-[sister] You're his mother!
427
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:19,676
[eerie music playing]
428
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,971
[Maureen and Bridget]
Tortured spirits, angry souls.
429
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,975
Dead shit-birds come out of your holes.
430
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,937
I don't think your heart is in this.
431
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:33,106
Do you even want to raise the dead
and laugh at how fucked-up they look?
432
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:37,778
[sighs] I don't know.
This all feels kind of dumb right now.
433
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:40,030
Jeez, who shoved a beaver up your dick?
434
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:43,784
I'm sorry. It's just that
ever since the baby came along,
435
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:46,245
I'm not my dad's princess anymore.
436
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,790
Oh, that's easy to fix. We'll snatch her
and sell her at the gas station.
437
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:52,501
Babies fetch a higher price
closer to the holidays,
438
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:53,835
especially white ones.
439
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,338
It's not her fault. She's just a baby.
440
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:59,299
It's my dad. He doesn't care about me.
441
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,677
All he can think about is her.
442
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:06,390
Holy shit, it worked.
A dead guy's rising from his grave!
443
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:08,016
Quit trying to cheer me up.
444
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,810
No, for real! Look!
445
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:11,728
[grunting]
446
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,105
[both scream]
447
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,650
Don't be afraid, little girls!
448
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:19,194
I left my wristwatch in a corpse!
449
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:26,201
Give it up for four ladies
who don't put the "sac" in "Sacramento,"
450
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,662
which is where they're from. Fanny!
451
00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:29,955
[crowd cheering]
452
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,792
Hello, Rustvale!
We're so happy to be here!
453
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,210
[man] Pick up your ax!
454
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,004
I'm already holding it!
455
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,214
Sorry! I have shit seats!
456
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,008
[rock music playing]
457
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:44,386
-♪ Dance
-♪ Ooh ♪
458
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,305
-♪ Stand ♪
-♪ Ooh ♪
459
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:48,307
-♪ Move ♪
-♪ Doo... ♪
460
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,392
Ooh, "Charity Ball"! I love this song.
461
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:54,146
Yeah, this is the most non-sucky
chick rock I've ever heard.
462
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:55,439
♪ Doo... ♪
463
00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:57,774
-Why are you being so clingy?
-I'm not being clingy.
464
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,944
I just want to hold on to you
and never let you go.
465
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,988
Look, I'm your backpack.
466
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:04,781
Ugh, oh my God.
467
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,743
Hey, Alice, we're gonna go
to the girls' room.
468
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,412
-Do you want to come with?
-Oh, yes.
469
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:11,955
I'll see you in a bit.
470
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,625
I'll be right here! I trust you!
471
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,421
Okay, Mom, I promise,
I'll send you the ashtray.
472
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,381
Can we get back to the box, please?
473
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:24,593
I don't know what this stuff is,
but Dad was trying to tell me something.
474
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,094
I'll tell you something.
475
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,388
Stop digging up the past.
476
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:31,058
You're happy. I'm happy.
477
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:34,603
You got Sue and the kids.
I've got your sister and Earl.
478
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,229
-[snoring]
-[farts]
479
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,398
Forget about that monster.
480
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,442
He can't hurt you anymore.
481
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:43,862
Now let's talk about something else.
Anything at all.
482
00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:46,823
Why didn't you ever stop him
from doing all that shit he did to me?
483
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:51,286
Uh, that's the cat. I... I got to go.
484
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,372
You don't have a cat. Mom?
485
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,249
-Mom?
-[Goomer] She hung up, Frank.
486
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,168
Goomer? Is that you?
487
00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:01,213
[Goomer chuckles] It's, uh, a party line.
488
00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:03,590
We haven't had a party line in years.
489
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:06,343
Yeah, it's a surprise party line.
490
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:08,387
[phone clicking]
491
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:12,349
[Otto] I think I'm having a heart attack!
492
00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:14,226
Eh, it's probably just clams.
493
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:17,229
[Otto] That's a relief. Thank you, Doctor.
494
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:19,022
[Goomer] Just doing my job.
495
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,982
♪ We're leading ourselves ♪
496
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,068
♪ Down a blind alley ♪
497
00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:25,695
[laughs] It doesn't feel like camp though
498
00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:28,657
until Rabbi Feinstein
gets hit with an arrow.
499
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:29,658
Kevin!
500
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:32,786
-So how was it? Did you have a good time?
-God, what a creep.
501
00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:33,995
He's so immature.
502
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:37,582
Immature? I'm starting to grow hair
around my nipples, are you?
503
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,167
Go on ahead. I'll catch up.
504
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,628
What the hell is wrong with you?
505
00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:45,006
You've been acting so weird
ever since you heard about Joel.
506
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,466
-Bet you never told Joel that.
-[groans]
507
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,510
Big deal, I had boyfriends before you.
508
00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:51,388
You had more than one?
How could you do this to me?
509
00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:53,306
I didn't know I was gonna go out with you!
510
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,142
We were
in seventh grade gym class together.
511
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:58,520
We saw the teacher sit on his balls.
Does that mean nothing to you?
512
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:02,107
Jesus, you're crazy!
Why were you waiting outside the bathroom?
513
00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:06,194
'Cause I wanted to see you again
so we could keep having a good time, doy!
514
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,113
Yeah, well, how's that working out?
515
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:10,407
It was great until you left my sight
for five minutes!
516
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:15,996
Oh, so now you're gonna do it again?
You know I don't like that!
517
00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:19,374
Louis! Where are you?
518
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,584
Go away, Sue!
519
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:24,171
Louis! Goddamn it! Talk to me!
520
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:25,088
Oh!
521
00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:28,758
Gene? Sue Murphy, from Plast-a-Ware.
522
00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:30,427
-Oh! Hi, Sue.
-[zipper zips]
523
00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:33,805
-Well, I'm just doing some, uh...
-Product research.
524
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,933
I'd like to research your product!
[laughs]
525
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:40,812
Uh, I mean, oh... uh, you're in a coma!
Who's Gene?
526
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:43,273
-I like girls!
-[tires squeal]
527
00:24:44,774 --> 00:24:49,070
Sue, this is not the kind of place
where you can just throw open car doors
528
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,989
and not expect to see a straight friend.
529
00:24:51,072 --> 00:24:54,659
-Look, I just want us to talk about this.
-There's nothing left to say.
530
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:57,871
You're sorry about the wedding.
Fine, I accept your apology.
531
00:24:57,954 --> 00:25:01,082
But I am not going to pass yams
to that man.
532
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,167
He's your father.
533
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,252
I don't give a shit!
534
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:09,257
Please! I want to patch up the problems
in our family before it's too late.
535
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,343
Too late? What do you mean?
536
00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:14,763
-Well, Frank's dad died, and...
-Oh my God.
537
00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:17,057
Is Dad dying?
538
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,188
Dad, can you put the radio on?
539
00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:25,899
[chuckles] I guess
I should've worn my peacoat
540
00:25:25,982 --> 00:25:29,319
with all this... this chill
that's in the air. [chuckles]
541
00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:32,447
-Uh, perhaps if we engaged in a dialogue.
-Radio!
542
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:36,201
[mellow piano music plays over radio]
543
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,748
{\an8}[Pogo] It was a sure thing.
544
00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:43,583
{\an8}How could it fail?
545
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:47,546
It's gonna be tough
pinning this one on a Puerto Rican.
546
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,923
[munching sloppily]
547
00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:51,758
Oh, that makes me feel good.
548
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,594
-So many oils.
-[bell dings]
549
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,138
-That takes the pain away.
-[bell dings]
550
00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:00,016
-I don't miss chewing.
-[bells dinging]
551
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,893
[Pogo continues munching sloppily]
552
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:05,855
[wailing]
553
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,902
He's been gone for hours.
554
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:14,573
I don't know where he goes.
I don't know what he does.
555
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:17,617
My marriage is falling apart, Mom.
556
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:20,453
What am I supposed to do?
557
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,038
[Goomer in woman's voice] Well, dear.
558
00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:24,749
Have you tried dressing up
like Frank Murphy
559
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,085
and spoon-feeding him chili?
560
00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:32,340
What the hell?
561
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:36,469
I, uh, saw this box in my dad's stuff,
562
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:37,971
and it had a "16" on it.
563
00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:40,390
Box 16, Sue.
564
00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:42,851
Hmm, looks like "91" to me.
565
00:26:44,519 --> 00:26:46,479
Ah, fuck me.
566
00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:48,857
[Sue] Frank,
you are letting this consume you.
567
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,526
Your father is gone.
You have to let this go.
568
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,654
[Frank] If I could ask him
what he was trying to tell me,
569
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,032
then I could let it go.
570
00:26:57,115 --> 00:27:00,160
But there aren't any phones
in hell, Susan!
571
00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:02,996
Evil eye, I was wrong about you.
572
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:08,585
You're gonna help me reach my grandpa,
and then I'll get my daddy back.
573
00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:09,586
You're right.
574
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:13,673
I'm driving myself crazy over this,
and I know it's not good.
575
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,509
How was your night, sweetie?
576
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:18,470
Well, I went to a gay bar
to hunt my brother down,
577
00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:21,514
and then I told him my dad was dying
so he'd come to Thanksgiving.
578
00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:23,933
It's not a competition, Sue.
579
00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:25,769
♪ We're leading ourselves ♪
580
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,605
♪ Down a blind alley ♪
581
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,694
♪ No one to watch over us ♪
582
00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,738
♪ As we stumble and fall ♪
583
00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:38,031
♪ Baby ♪
584
00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:41,117
♪ But what can I see? ♪
585
00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:45,497
♪ Except all your history ♪
586
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:49,250
♪ A reaper grim sent Saracens ♪
587
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:53,963
♪ Who cannot see the writing on the wall ♪