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[Chad & Jeremy's
"A Summer Song" playing]
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♪ Trees ♪
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♪ Swaying in the summer breeze ♪
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♪ Showing off their silver leaves ♪
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♪ As we walked by ♪
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♪ Soft kisses on a summer's day ♪
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♪ Laughing all our cares away ♪
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♪ Just you and I ♪
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Oh, man, I hope that's the last one.
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It's not a dumb idea, Vivian.
It's a great idea!
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Every kitchen needs one!
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The name is self-explanatory.
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It's The Onion Caddy.
It caddies your onions.
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I tell you what, you call me back
when you think of a million-dollar idea
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'cause I already did it once!
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So... how's Vivian?
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You think it's a good idea, right?
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Of course!
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It's a cool idea!
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I'd totally buy one, Mom.
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Onions are really big with kids my age.
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Vivian's right. It's terrible.
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I had one great invention and that's it.
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The well is dry.
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Oh, honey. What do you need?
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Anything, you name it.
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You could turn on the air conditioner.
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It's not hot enough for it yet.
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What does this family
have against comfort?
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Electricity costs money, Kevin.
Do the math.
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He can't. He failed math.
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- You what?
- You failed math?
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- You are dead.
- And you are dumb.
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- He has to go to summer school.
- [yelling] Summer school?
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We're supposed to go
to the lake next month!
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You just fucked up
the whole summer, Kevin!
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Daddy, I got all A's!
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[calmly] Oh, Princess,
I'm yelling at Kevin right now.
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[yelling] What the fuck is wrong with you?
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- Frank, stop yelling.
- That is it, no more guitar.
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You're gonna have your nose
in a book this whole summer,
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if I have to glue it to your goddamn face!
You understand me?
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Am I speaking plain English,
or did you fucking flunk that, too?
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I got a D-plus in English!
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[sarcastically] Oh, a D-plus!
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Well, let's have a fucking parade!
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Frank, you are not helping.
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Hey, strike up the band!
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[mimicking drums]
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♪ Three cheers for my D-minus son! ♪
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[yelling] D-plus!
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For God's sake, will you two shut up!
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It is hot.
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There is a creature inside me
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and it is using my bladder as a speed bag,
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but do you see me...
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- ranting and raving like a lunatic?
- [glass shatters]
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[panting]
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Why don't I turn on the air conditioner?
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Here you go, honey. Sweet relief.
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[rattling]
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- [bangs]
- Agh.
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Oh, shit!
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[Vic] Don't lick that toad, Frank!
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[Redbone's
"Come and Get Your Love" playing]
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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[grunts] Ah!
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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[boom]
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[fans rattling]
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I got a new cold bag for you.
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Hmm, thank you.
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Why on Earth would you bring me onions?
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It was either that
or the last piece of our wedding cake.
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God damn it, I'm trying here, Sue!
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[sighs] You're right.
You're right. I'm sorry.
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I'm just having a really bad day.
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Tell you what, honey,
why don't we all settle down...
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take a deep breath, and watch TV?
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And it's wonderful to meet
your lovely wife and co-star, Astrid.
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Oh, is that your name?
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- I just call her Number Five.
- [audience laughs]
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And I walked in on Number Six
doing number two on his chest.
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- [audience] Oh.
- [Frank laughs]
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Oh, Frank, why would you
make me watch this garbage?
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I can't choose what he's into.
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- Turn it off!
- Fine. Fine.
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No! No! Leave it on.
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Jesus Christ.
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[Sue] This is that new movie
I've been wanting to see.
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[narrator] When was the last time
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a motion picture made you
fall in love again...
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with war?
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♪ Remember all the loving and the loss ♪
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[narrator] Man, woman, love, lust,
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battle, betrayal, doom, romance, death,
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medal ceremony, credits.
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This is The What We Did.
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[man] Now playing at the Rustland drive-in
on Old Sacred Indian Burial Ground Road.
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Frank, what if we went
to that movie tonight?
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We could escape the house,
get some fresh air?
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Wouldn't that be great?
To have a little alone time?
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Alone time? With you?
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- Please?
- Sure, honey!
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Better yet, we'll all have alone time.
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As a family.
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But I just wanted...
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Do we have to go?
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Hey, if I have to go, you have to go.
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And I want to go!
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Sure doesn't sound like it.
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I'm dying to go, Sue!
We're all dying together.
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Before we go, can you rub my feet?
They're swollen.
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Oh, I'm dying to do that, too.
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But, uh... first I got to take Major out.
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Look at him. He's bugging me for a walk.
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- [Frank] Come on, you mutt.
- [whimpering]
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Unbelievable.
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One bad fucking day and she falls apart.
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Oh, somebody shit on your dream?
Well, hey, welcome to my world.
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One bad day and now I'm stuck
at the movies
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with her fucking hormones
for the rest of the night.
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Un-fucking-believable.
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Oh, but it's all about the woman
and her fucking day.
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This is why men die first.
She deserves a break?
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Where's my break?
When they close the casket.
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[man]
Oh, I've been there, kemosabe.
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I was... just talking to my dog.
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Hey, I know you.
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You're one of those Air Force pilots
from the parade.
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Yeah, I've never seen
an elephant get put down before.
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I wonder who gets that ivory?
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Chet Stevenson.
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Frank Murphy.
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I was just in the Air Force Reserves,
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but before that I was
with the 14th Infantry in Korea.
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Army? Brother, you guys
were really in the shit.
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[chuckles]
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Well, I definitely shot
a lot of shit at a tree line.
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One time I thought I took out
an enemy squad,
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but it turned out
to be a family of pandas.
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One survived,
and we made it our company mascot.
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[chuckles] Sweet little fellow.
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Ripped off Grabowski's head
when we tried to make it ride a bicycle.
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Hey, how about a beer?
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Uh, I'd love to, but... I better get home.
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One for the road then.
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Hey, dumpling!
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This is our new neighbor, Frank.
A couple of cold ones, will you?
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Your wife is lovely.
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Oh, she's my angel.
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I met her after my squadron
bombed her village.
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Wiped out a whole nest of Viet Cong
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and got me a honey of a gal.
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That's what you call a win-win.
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Hey, Nguyen-Nguyen, this is Frank.
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Thanks. Nice to meet you.
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Nice meet you.
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Nguyen-Nguyen doesn't speak
a lot of English, but she's getting there.
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Learning from the TV, right, baby?
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Paul Lynde to block.
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Hey, Frank, we're about to put on
the old feed bag.
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Want to join us?
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Nguyen-Nguyen makes a cao lau to die for.
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Aw, thanks, but I better get home.
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I'm taking the wife and kids
to the drive-in.
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[whispers indistinctly]
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It's where you're in a car
and you watch a movie.
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America so great.
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That's why we won, sweetheart.
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Well, you have fun, Frank.
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Love to meet the family sometime.
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They sure look like a fun bunch.
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Hold still! Do you want to get
deer ticks again?
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Ew. I can't feel my tongue!
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Then stop talking with it!
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Why must you fight me on everything?
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[Sue] Stop squirming!
If I lose this baby, it's your fault!
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Hey, you know what?
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These are our new neighbors,
Chet and Nguyen-Nguyen.
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They're really fun, and he's a hero.
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And I thought it be great if they came
to the movies with us.
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What do you think, Sue?
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Yeah. Sure. Sounds great.
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- Frank, could you help me tie my shoe?
- You're wearing slip-ons.
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- What are you talking about?
- [mutters] Just get over here!
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Hey, kids. What's this behind your ears?
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- Wow.
- These are from Vietnam.
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They sure are.
They're not worth much here,
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but there it'll buy you
an ox and an acre of land.
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[whispering] First you bring
the kids along and now these people?
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You don't want to be alone
with me tonight!
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That's crazy. I mean,
you're not crazy, you're just wrong.
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Wrong in a good way.
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- Hey, if this is a problem...
- No!
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No, no. No problem. The more the merrier.
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Okay, Sue has spoken. We are a go!
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Play dead underneath the chairs
till after we get past the ticket booth.
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- You know the drill.
- [Bill and Maureen] Ow!
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Madame, your chariot awaits.
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Thank you.
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This will be fun.
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You girls sit in the back and gossip.
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What war are you from?
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[exhales] Oh, that hit the spot.
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It's Atomic Bombay.
Grown in Indian cow dung.
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Their poop is sacred over there.
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You guys saved my night.
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Sue lost her shit
and went all Frank on me.
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Just 'cause you flunked math?
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Yeah, it wasn't even math. It was algebra!
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I was doing pretty good
until some asshole put letters in there.
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I wrote a new song for us.
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Um, this is
the title track for our new album.
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Also, it's long enough to be
the whole album.
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Uh, hey, Kev, you know...
we wanted to talk to you about...
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You're gonna love it.
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♪ The wheel of darkness forever turns ♪
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♪ The orphans weep as the steeple burns ♪
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Hi, kids! It's Hobo Jojo
from Channel Nine's Cartoon Roundhouse.
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The show starts in two minutes.
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Why not run down to the snack stand
and hop aboard the treat train?
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No free rides for hobos.
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Get a job like the rest of us.
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[grunting]
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Dad, can I get some candy?
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At those prices? Not a chance.
I got something better.
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They're from my old truck.
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[Bill] Oh, the surprise is a tooth.
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You're surprised, aren't you?
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Didn't touch this part.
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Hey, look at this.
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It's a computer you can use
to write on your TV.
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You can talk
to someone across the room with this.
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Maureen, don't bother Mrs. Stevenson.
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- I'm not bothering her!
- [groans]
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Do you like computers?
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Oh, yes.
249
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:50,692
"Gentlemen, we have the capability
to make the world's first bionic man.
250
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,610
[makes beeping sound]
251
00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:55,864
Better, stronger, faster.
Look out, Steve!"
252
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:58,324
Jesus, Maureen! Frank?
253
00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,136
Princess, give me that.
You're winding her up.
254
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,244
The movie's starting.
255
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,329
Pay attention.
You could learn something.
256
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,040
All right, Sleepy Ramirez.
257
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,668
Ooh, it's a Sy Jewison!
258
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,462
[yawning]
259
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:14,799
This sleepy burro will work tomorrow.
260
00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:17,010
[snoring]
261
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:21,264
Holy frijoles, that burns me holey!
262
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,683
Ay, ay, ay!
263
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,186
[braying]
264
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,438
Wasting so much food.
265
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,148
Daddy, I have to go to the bathroom.
266
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:31,274
Okay, sweetheart.
267
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,234
Bill, take your sister to the bathroom.
268
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,819
But I'm gonna miss the cartoon.
269
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,238
You're gonna miss your next birthday.
Move it!
270
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,490
Come on! You ruin everything.
271
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:42,577
Keep an eye on her,
there's all kinds of creeps out there!
272
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,745
Heya, Frank.
273
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:45,914
Kids got to pee?
274
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,415
Just one of them, Goom!
275
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,501
Now the adults can have a relaxing time.
276
00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,754
See, Sue? It's like we're on a date.
277
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:54,796
Aw.
278
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,884
So, Chet, I got to ask you,
soldier to soldier.
279
00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,385
When you were in Vietnam...
280
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,472
who was the biggest star
that ever entertained you?
281
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,182
Raquel Welch.
282
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,934
Aw, all we got was Shemp.
283
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:07,977
And he was sick.
284
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,271
So sick.
285
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,775
Get in there and make it quick.
286
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,485
All my friends think you're ugly.
287
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,111
You don't have any friends.
288
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,658
We too tired to draw anymore.
289
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,077
- [snores]
- [Bill groans]
290
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,828
You made me miss the ending.
291
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,872
[Maureen] He fell asleep. He always does.
292
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,208
But the question is how.
293
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,335
[groans]
294
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:38,466
♪ The what we did ♪
295
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:41,052
Tuskegee, everyone's dead.
296
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,595
Everyone's dead!
297
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,515
[soldier] Oh, God, where are my hands?
298
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,850
Hey, Frank, you ever miss
the freedom of war?
299
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,144
I didn't really have
a lot of freedom over there.
300
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,896
I got yelled at. I got shot.
301
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,583
- I got yelled at for getting shot.
- Could you keep it down?
302
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,567
- I'm trying to watch the movie.
- We are, too!
303
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,486
In silence, please.
304
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:01,155
Ah, jeez, Sue. I think maybe
you need something to eat.
305
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:02,115
I'm fine.
306
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:05,410
No, no. You didn't really have any dinner
because you tossed it all on the floor.
307
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,745
Let me go to the snack stand
and get you a pizza.
308
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,038
I don't need a pizza.
309
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,874
Come on, Sue. You know
how you get when you don't eat.
310
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:12,958
How do I get?
311
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:13,835
Just like this.
312
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:14,961
I'm fine!
313
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,504
Sue, you're eating for two now.
314
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,423
There's no shame in needing nourishment.
315
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,590
I'll go with you, Frank.
316
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:22,969
And since you were kind enough
to invite us, I'm buying.
317
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,178
Thanks, Chet.
318
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:25,990
[whispering]
You're gonna leave me alone with her?
319
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,473
She barely speaks English.
320
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,517
Now you can watch
the movie in peace. Mwah.
321
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,478
I'll be back before you know it.
322
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,735
You're so pretty.
323
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,570
Like Samantha on Bewitched.
324
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,946
Thank you.
325
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,574
If she came to my village,
we throw her down a well.
326
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,411
Why don't we watch the movie?
327
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:58,796
♪ And the scroll of the troll
Read, "Nay" ♪
328
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:06,137
♪ He lived not to write another book ♪
329
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,407
- Kev, we need to talk...
- Wait, wait, wait. I'm not done.
330
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:09,551
Here comes the talking part.
331
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,602
♪ Crying eyes blinded by tears ♪
332
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:16,147
♪ Innocent sheep made cold by shears ♪
333
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,191
♪ The hungry babe a teat it sees ♪
334
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,485
♪ But mother's milk has gone to cheese ♪
335
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,128
♪ With cracked lips and wolves and... ♪
336
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,448
All right, Kev, I think we know
where this is headed.
337
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,576
Thanks. I put my soul into it.
338
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,703
Yeah, we can, uh, see that.
339
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,788
A lot of soul.
340
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,082
Just one tiny thought.
341
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,584
It's depressing as shit.
342
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,419
What are you trying to say?
343
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,630
We want to play happier music.
344
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,714
Yeah, man.
345
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:45,259
Your songs remind me
that my uncle died cleaning his gun.
346
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,136
We'll never get chicks with that stuff.
347
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,138
Music is not about getting laid.
348
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,182
Everything is about getting laid!
349
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,309
Chicks dig songs about fun stuff,
350
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,395
like surfing and free rides.
351
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,522
And business being taken care of.
352
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,232
That's like Lifted Riffs.
353
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:04,070
Yes! If we played that kind of music,
we'd be drowning in pussy.
354
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:07,156
Fuck you! Drowning is a serious subject!
355
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,953
I've loved you
ever since the moment I first loved you.
356
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:16,290
Oh, I've dreamed of the day
when I would dream of this day.
357
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,627
How can a movie with Nazis be so boring?
358
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,255
Hello? What are you doing in there?
359
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,966
[Maureen] The more you talk,
the longer I'll take.
360
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:26,717
[groans]
361
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,346
Thanks for helping me get out of there,
Chet. She's driving me nuts.
362
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,014
I really appreciate it.
363
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,850
Hey, leave no man behind.
364
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,560
The Air Force takes care of their own.
365
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:36,935
Yeah.
366
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,397
Tell you the truth, I never got to fly.
367
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,606
Maybe someday.
368
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:42,692
You will, buddy.
369
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,236
I think you could use some refreshment.
370
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,865
Oh, Christ, thank you.
371
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,826
You okay?
372
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,494
Ah.
373
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,746
Me and Sue are going
through a little rough patch.
374
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:58,166
She's a mess, and nothing I do
seems to be enough.
375
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,960
She acts like she's
the only one having a tough time.
376
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,712
I'm constantly picking her up.
377
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,423
But who's telling me
everything's gonna be all right?
378
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,258
That's what I'm here for, fella.
379
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,719
You know, you called me a hero before.
380
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,513
Well, in my book, you're the hero.
381
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:16,184
You got what I always wanted:
a steady job, family, friends.
382
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,311
Me? I'm a nomad.
383
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,772
I've been stationed in five countries
in the past three years.
384
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,274
I'd kill for what you built.
385
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:24,567
Thanks.
386
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,236
You know, you're the kind of guy
I want my son to...
387
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,488
[Frank] Hey, moron!
388
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,239
[both] Turn off your fucking lights!
389
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:44,086
War is so much happier with music.
390
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,421
Shh.
391
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:46,881
I'm sorry.
392
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:48,966
I'll be quiet.
393
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,094
[sighs] No, I'm sorry.
394
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,097
Look, I'm not mad at you.
395
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,307
You seem nice.
396
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,810
It's just nothing
is going right for me lately.
397
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:00,894
I'm a mess.
398
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:04,273
You can't tell from looking at me,
but I had plans.
399
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,942
I was gonna do big things.
400
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,401
Big things with lettuce.
401
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,862
You know... lettuce?
402
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,615
Oh, yes! I have Salad Tosser.
403
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,075
"Leaf the drying to us!"
404
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,993
[whimpers]
405
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,161
You should get one.
406
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,455
Only nine ninety-five!
407
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,332
Operator standing by!
408
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,500
Oh.
409
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,086
We are not changing this band.
410
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,880
This is Merlin's Monocle, and I'm Merlin!
411
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,483
[Lex and Bolo] I thought I was Merlin.
412
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:32,385
Well, we don't want to be
Merlin or Monocles anymore.
413
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,804
- What?
- Yeah, we want to change the name
414
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:39,350
to something that chicks would dig,
like Throbinson Crusoe.
415
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,851
I like Dicks A Plenty.
416
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,645
Wait. Is it one dick that owns a plenty,
417
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,438
or many dicks that are plenty?
418
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:45,682
I just like dicks, all right?
419
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:46,941
We're not changing the name!
420
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,693
We're so close to making it.
421
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,778
We got a word on the radio.
422
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,281
We were close, but you blew it!
423
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,866
Vic was all set to help us out
and you threw it away
424
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,310
because you fucked his girlfriend!
425
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,096
You're the one
with her picture on your wall!
426
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,789
All I do is jerk it
into the washing machine.
427
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,416
What you did was sick!
428
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,085
I am the heart and soul of this band!
429
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,878
And we're the dick and balls!
430
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,714
Stop talking about dicks!
431
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:10,881
I can't!
432
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:15,720
Look, man, the deal is we don't want
to sing about wizards and ogres anymore.
433
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:19,473
Kevin Murphy does not compromise
his artistic vision!
434
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:20,766
Well, then maybe...
435
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,018
uh...
436
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,479
we shouldn't be
in a band with you anymore.
437
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,024
You're kicking me out?
438
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,571
Well, good!
439
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,449
Maybe I don't want to be
in a band with you guys first!
440
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,532
Bunch of dildos.
441
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,701
This is mine.
442
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,036
You don't even deserve me.
443
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,080
[door jams]
444
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,541
God damn it.
445
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,835
[muttering] Dildos gonna pay for...
446
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,104
You're gonna buy me new jeans.
447
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,547
I got them all dirty
'cause of your stupid broken door.
448
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,716
[Kevin] Goddamn stupid dildos.
449
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:59,847
[man] Oh, Gwendolyn. One last volunteer
mission and we'll be together forever.
450
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,725
I love you, Joseph P. Kennedy, Jr.
451
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:06,270
Now get on that plane full of dynamite
and come back to me.
452
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,196
I, like, like you, Bridget.
453
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,365
Kiss me, you splooge socket.
454
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,533
What is wrong with you?
455
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,118
You can't even watch a war movie
456
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:24,538
without daydreaming about a girl,
you fucking pussy.
457
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:25,915
Leave him alone, Frank!
458
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,458
Oh, all you do is coddle him!
459
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,709
Don't yell at me!
460
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,628
I am about to give birth to your baby!
461
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,380
You're right. I'm so sorry.
462
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,091
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
463
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,510
[moaning]
464
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,182
- I'm gonna crash!
- Stick that landing!
465
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,017
Oh, I'm gonna crash!
466
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:49,355
Maureen? Maureen!
467
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:53,734
Bill, you were supposed to watch me,
but now I'm dead!
468
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,570
[screams]
469
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,030
Holy shit!
470
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,200
Maureen?
471
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,120
Are you okay in there?
472
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:05,871
Maureen?
473
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,290
Maureen? Say something!
474
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,834
God damn it.
475
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,174
There you are.
476
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,968
Maureen, you scared me half to...
477
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,267
[screams]
478
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,393
[screams]
479
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:28,686
[cat snarls]
480
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,188
What the hell are you doing?
481
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,857
- What are you doing?
- Reading!
482
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,859
[woman] Help! Police!
483
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,068
Oh, shit!
484
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,321
Our name is Jimmy Fitzsimmons!
485
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,549
- [woman] Oh, God!
- [cat meows]
486
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,342
[Frank] I feel
like I'm living on shifting sand.
487
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,366
Sieg heil!
488
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,494
This kid will be here before I know it,
489
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,455
and I have no fucking idea
where to put it.
490
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,667
I already got one baby in the basement.
Where's this one going? On the roof?
491
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,587
Just build a new room on the back
of your house for the baby.
492
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:58,466
Chet, I gave my son three-year-old candy
with a tooth in it to save a few bucks.
493
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,135
Does it sound
like I can afford a contractor?
494
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,012
Contractor? They're all crooks.
495
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,513
Do it yourself! I'll help.
496
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,473
You would do that?
497
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:08,476
Sure. I built
a bunch of orphanages in Vietnam.
498
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:11,187
God knows, I did
enough shit over there to fill them up.
499
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,314
My God, Chet, thanks.
500
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:16,150
Oh, that'll make
Sue feel so much better...
501
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,194
Oh, shit, I forgot her pizza!
502
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:22,865
Uh, give me a Silver Screen
Sensational Sausage Pizza
503
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,533
and a Dinosaur Gulp of Rusty Cola.
504
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,787
Oh, you missed the cutoff.
We close at 10:00.
505
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:28,954
Listen, kid.
506
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:32,249
You may not understand this now,
but when you get married you will.
507
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:36,879
I left to get my wife a pizza an hour ago,
but I stopped to drink and smoke.
508
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:40,341
If I go back to that car empty-handed,
I'll be a dead man.
509
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,219
Sorry, but I don't make the rules.
510
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,888
Oh, for Christ sakes,
she's gonna have my ass.
511
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,350
All right, Colonel. Take it easy.
512
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,267
Colonel?
513
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:51,936
Please, he's just a boy.
514
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,437
- Don't kill him.
- Kill me?
515
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,898
Son, you don't know
how close you just came
516
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,651
to having your nutsack
stapled to your forehead.
517
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,862
That is Colonel Frank Murphy.
518
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,281
Rhymes with mercy, but he has none.
519
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:06,200
And he is an American hero.
520
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,912
He once flew his burning F-4
with two broken legs and charred hands
521
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:13,082
and steered it with his manhood
because mayhem turns him on.
522
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:16,794
You do not want this man as an enemy.
Or a lover.
523
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:20,965
Colonel Murphy has done things
he'll never be able to undo.
524
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,926
He has seen things he can never unsee.
525
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,512
Do you know he hasn't had
an emotional connection
526
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,556
with another human being in two decades?
527
00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:33,102
But the other day, the mere sight
of a kitten walking along a fence
528
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,020
caused him to burst into tears?
529
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,190
Did you know that at night
he sits in his backyard
530
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:42,778
staring at the tree line,
silently whispering, "Here I am, Charlie.
531
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:47,157
Make it my last night.
Make it my last night."
532
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:49,869
[sniffles]
533
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,662
And why has he done all of this?
534
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:55,332
All so young men like you
could live a full life,
535
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,460
with a fast car and a sweet piece of ass,
536
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:02,715
never knowing what it's like
to stir a hot pot of Army rations
537
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,300
with a discarded femur.
538
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:08,220
- ["Battle Hymn of the Republic" playing]
- So if you respect this man's sacrifice,
539
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:14,643
you will make him a Silver Screen...
Sensational... Sausage... Pizza!
540
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,521
Thank you, Colonel Murphy.
541
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:22,902
Cover your bits, boys.
Microwave's going hot.
542
00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:26,238
[machine whirs]
543
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,159
She stole it from me.
544
00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:32,328
Just stole it.
545
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,749
And I rushed my follow-up
and made a fool of myself at the parade.
546
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,877
And now I've got a baby on the way,
547
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,338
and my husband means well,
but he's no help.
548
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:45,591
It feels
like I'll never accomplish anything.
549
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:49,845
You just can't understand
how hopeless my life is.
550
00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:55,643
I remember birds in trees got quiet.
551
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:58,145
I hear mother scream.
552
00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,064
Then everything go white.
553
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,107
Then everything black.
554
00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:04,360
Then everything flames.
555
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,236
Then pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
556
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:09,448
I look for father, but he's not there.
557
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,033
Nobody there.
558
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:14,370
Then think, "Why I still here?"
559
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,831
Still think that every day.
560
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,962
But your Salad Tosser story is sad, too.
561
00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:27,424
[whining] Oh, my God, look at me,
going on about my stupid life.
562
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:31,220
I've got it good.
I'm so selfish and spoiled and...
563
00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:34,515
Oh, my God and I'm still
talking about myself. [gasps]
564
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:36,475
- I am so sorry.
- It's okay.
565
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,310
Water under bridge...
566
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,063
Like typhoon that took grandfather.
567
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,356
Oh, fuck.
568
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,942
You're so weird.
569
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:47,194
What were you doing in there?
570
00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:51,615
I just wanted some place to read
my magazine without Dad taking it away.
571
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,534
He's always yelling about it.
572
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,703
He's always yelling about everything.
573
00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:59,081
Do you think our family is normal?
574
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:00,791
No.
575
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,837
And it's not gonna get any better
when the baby comes.
576
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:06,505
[groans]
577
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:07,715
We'll get through it.
578
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,259
Us middle kids got to stick together.
579
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:13,595
What about Kevin?
580
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:14,680
Fuck him.
581
00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:27,109
Thank you, honey.
582
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,153
This turned out to be a great night.
583
00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:30,487
You deserved a break.
584
00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:37,036
Hey. Wake up and go to bed,
you little shit.
585
00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:39,246
Chet, I can't thank you enough.
586
00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:41,832
If you really want to thank me,
don't thank me.
587
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:44,418
And I mean it
about building that addition for you.
588
00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:48,005
If those war-hating Amish pussies
in silly beards and horse buggies
589
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:49,423
can raise a barn on a Sunday,
590
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:53,093
hey, hey, we can sure as shit
build a kid's room by Halloween.
591
00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:54,720
Cheers, buddy.
592
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:58,974
Frank look at Chet
like Mr. Whipple look at Charmin.
593
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:02,561
Nguyen-Nguyen, you really helped me
put things in perspective.
594
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,439
The pity party is over.
595
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:06,857
And I'm not giving up.
596
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:09,526
I'll have another idea,
and that one's gonna hit.
597
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,153
I don't care what Vivian says.
598
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:12,279
Good for you.
599
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:13,864
Who Vivian?
600
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:15,449
Exactly.
601
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:31,465
I don't need those fucking dildos
and their shit music anyway.
602
00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:33,092
[whimpers]
603
00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:35,761
How much can one man suffer?
604
00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:41,058
[German accent]
No one in that family would have survived.
605
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:46,605
♪ Remember ♪
606
00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:54,279
♪ All the loving and the loss ♪
607
00:26:55,030 --> 00:27:01,870
♪ And the kissing and the dying ♪
608
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:08,293
♪ Of the what we did ♪
609
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:15,884
♪ Old times were different than the new ♪
610
00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:19,847
♪ When I think of it all ♪
611
00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:23,725
♪ It makes my head hurt to recall ♪
612
00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:27,771
♪ When our days are ending ♪
613
00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:33,277
♪ We'll never be forgetting ♪
614
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:37,489
♪ The what we did ♪
615
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:42,202
- [mechanical whirring]
- [gunshot]