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[soothing music playing]
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[Frank] Oh, the summer of '61.
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Our very first Fourth of July block party.
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[Sue] Who was that sweet guy
who always wore that beret?
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[gasps] He made those great burgers.
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He sure did.
He was funny. Always with the joke.
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[Bill] Where is he now?
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Blew his head off in '63.
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Oh. That's right.
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What was his name?
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I have no idea.
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God, I miss those burgers.
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- [Maureen] What's Lake Wawayonda?
- [Frank] You'll see.
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That's where we're going on vacation.
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It's going to be a great summer.
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Memorial Day Parade tomorrow.
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The block party on the Fourth.
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The softball game.
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Fireworks. Aw, cold beer on a hot night.
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This is why we kill foreigners, kids.
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[Sue] Look how young we were.
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Oh, Frank, you were so handsome.
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[Bill] Yeah. Nice glasses, Dad.
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You look like you took them from
Buddy Holly before they closed the casket.
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[all laugh]
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You're right, I do. Good one, Bill.
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Oh, my God, you look like Joe Morello.
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Who the fuck is Joe Morello?
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He's a jazz drummer for Dave Brubeck.
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He's legally blind with glasses.
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Legally,
your birth certificate says "ape."
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[all laugh]
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Oh, isn't he clever?
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You're fucking dead.
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[Frank] Settle down.
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[Sue] Aw, so darling.
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Frank, honey, who was filming that?
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[Frank] Good old Goomer.
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We had some sweet times in those days.
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Oh, I fell in love
with that wallpaper pattern.
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Daffodil dreams. [gasps]
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I was going to do the whole room in it.
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And then baby Bill came along.
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So, I put it on hold for a bit.
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Mom, that was 12 years ago.
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[Kevin chuckles]
You say I never finish anything.
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[all laugh]
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Good one, Kevin.
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Oh, my God, you're right.
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That's not funny, Kevin.
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- I should finish it now.
- No, no, honey.
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Sit down.
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I didn't finish the wallpaper.
I didn't finish college.
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I never finish anything.
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You finished that half gallon of ice cream
this morning.
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Good job, Kevin, you made your mother cry.
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You made her pregnant.
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Hey, that was a happy accident
like every goddamn one of you.
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Is that all I can do? Make babies?
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No!
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What about the Salad Tosser?
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Yeah, Mom, it's the greatest thing ever.
It's on TV all the time.
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[sobs]
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She didn't get any money from that, dildo.
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That was my one shot, and now it's over.
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Honey, honey, relax.
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Your new invention
is going to be even better.
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Just hope nobody steals that one.
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Kevin, will you shut up!
Honey, honey, don't cry.
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Let's watch the good times again.
See, look how happy we were.
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We'll get it back. We'll get it back.
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Oh, for God's sakes.
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[sobs]
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Oh, fucking Japanese piece of shit!
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[Redbone's
"Come and Get Your Love" playing]
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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[grunts] Ah!
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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[boom]
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Damn you. Fucking do this to me
every fucking year.
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Get in that fucking hole
you fucking son of a bitch.
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Frank?
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Happy Memorial Day, gang.
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Parade starts at noon, so we better
leave at eight so we get the best spot.
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Good luck waking Kevin up.
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I don't need luck.
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Fire in the hole.
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- [firecrackers exploding]
- [Kevin] What was that? What the fuck!
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- What the fuck?!
- [Frank laughs]
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[grunts]
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Listen up.
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Today's the kickoff to summer.
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We're going to go
to the Memorial Day Parade
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and have a great time
all together as a family.
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Like we do every year.
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You guys ready to have some fun?
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- Yes.
- Good.
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'Cause if either of you two boys
messes this day up for me
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so help me God, I will fold these
chairs up with your heads still in them,
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and put you right through
the fucking wall.
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[chuckles]
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There she is.
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Oh, we're gonna have a great time today,
Sue. Pure delight.
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You don't have to force being happy
to cheer me up.
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- I'm fine now.
- I'm not forcing anything.
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I'm excited about today.
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You love parades.
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- You love parades.
- And I love you.
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So, there you go. See? It's math.
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That's not how the transitive property
in math works, Dad.
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[Frank] Shh.
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Honey, it's a holiday. Take the day off.
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Hey, Frank. Going to the parade?
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You know it, pal.
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Well, you have a good time.
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Me and Evelyn are staying home.
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Got to keep an eye
on the empty house next door.
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Don't want any creeps busting into it
and you know...
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defecating on the carpet or...
whacking off on a soap dish.
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You're a great neighbor, Goom.
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Into the car for fun!
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That's our usual spot. Ah, it's perfect.
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If anyone tries to take it,
point at them and yell,
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"He touched me! He touched me!"
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[chuckles] Believe you me,
they will move and they will move fast.
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Ooh, wait, I almost forgot my flyers.
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Honey, do you really need
to pass these out now?
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Uh, yes, I do.
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I have to get this product
off the ground before the baby comes.
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Sweetheart, you've got lots of time.
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You're going to be a huge success.
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Today's a holiday.
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Relax and... Hey!
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[Frank] You respect that flag
that's nailed to that fence.
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Fuck you, old man!
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Fuck me? Fuck you!
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Get out of here, you little shit!
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Huh. Thanks for the beer, dumb-ass.
[chuckles]
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[Frank] Yeah! You better run from me!
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All I'm saying is you need to relax, Sue.
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Muah.
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- Love your hat, princess.
- Thanks, Daddy.
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Enjoy it while it lasts, princess.
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When new baby comes, you'll be old news
just like the rest of us.
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That's not true.
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Yeah, it is.
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This little dildo stole all my thunder.
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I used to be the funny one.
And the princess.
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Really?
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Balloons, flags, Uncle Sam hats.
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Get you patriotic bullshit made in Taiwan
by children without options.
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That's Smokey.
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Hey, Smokey!
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Hey, Frank Murphy.
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Flat ass but all class.
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Frank motherfucking Murphy.
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Man, I heard you was dead.
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Sue, this is my old boss, Smokey.
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Nice to finally meet you.
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Aw, you two lovebirds did stay together.
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I'm so happy for y'all.
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And guess what? [chuckles]
We're having a baby.
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Oh, really?
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Well, I got to go.
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Balloons. Flags.
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Welcome to the 48th annual
Rustvale Memorial Day Parade.
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[marching music playing]
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Oh, here we go, here we go.
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Wave at me everyone.
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Come on, happier.
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Like you're enjoying yourselves.
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I'm Jim Jeffords of Channel Nine,
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home of your weather-and-sports-first
action news team.
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And I'm your master of ceremonies.
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[Smokey] Smokey Greenwood
ain't got no master.
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[Jim] Let's give a big salute
to the young fighting men
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from our very own Quint Cities
army training station.
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Go get them, fellas.
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And here's the Rustland County
Veterans of Foreign Wars.
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[crowd] Aw.
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God, I love this country.
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I've seen war...
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up close...
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The ratings war!
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Channel Nine, number three and climbing.
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And here comes the float
from our own hometown Mohican Airways.
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The new Mohican is led
by its new CEO, Brandy Dunbarton,
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who wants you to know
that Mohican is back and safer than ever.
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We've gone four months
without a single tarmac death. [giggles]
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Hey, how come Rosie gets to be
on the float and they didn't ask you?
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Everyone look at our black guy.
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[inhales]
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He's happy and well-fed.
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Motherfucker.
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Here's our honorary grand marshal,
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former heavyweight contender
Irish Mickey Ireland.
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Hey, that's Irish Mickey!
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[buzzing]
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Oh, shoot.
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Oh, I've never seen so much blood.
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I did.
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When that guy blew up in front of me.
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Three months ago, Bill. Shove it down.
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- When I close my eyes...
- [Frank] Hey!
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I said that was never to be discussed.
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Now shake it off
before I buy you a doll for Christmas.
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Doing us proud, Mickey.
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Oh, Frank, I'm happy to see you happy.
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And I'm having a great time.
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Of course you are.
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We've got our health. We're all together.
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It doesn't get any better than this.
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Maureen!
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Nancy got her braces caught
in a chain-link fence,
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so Mr. Kanicky wants you to be on
the computer club float right now.
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Really, Scott?
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Yeah, come on. We can hop on the float at
George Lincoln Rockwell Boulevard.
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Aw, can I be on the float?
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Princess,
we're watching the parade as a family.
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Frank, the computer club
means so much to her.
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Please?
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Okay, fine.
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Thanks, Daddy.
Make sure you take a movie of me.
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Mr. Moto-Cross away!
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Oh, they grow up so fast.
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Yup. And then they marry an asshole
that you have to pretend to like.
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This seat is still saved,
get your eyes off it.
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Frank, relax, everything's fine.
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[Jim]
Here's the exquisite Henrietta Van Horne
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and her new invention that some are
calling bigger than the Bible,
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the Salad Tosser.
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Muah, muah.
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Thank you, Jim.
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Aw, I can still smell me on you.
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[laughs]
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- [microphone feedback]
- My wife is here.
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Henrietta was awarded "Woman of the Year"
by the Van Horne Foundation.
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She's truly an inspiration
to women everywhere.
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I bought one for every room.
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You're my hero.
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That should have been me
spinning up there.
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[sighs] I cannot take this anymore.
I am going to go pass out my flyers.
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Now, honey, you just said
you were having fun.
254
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,086
So, relax.
255
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,921
It's okay. The plan for today was...
256
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,882
Can you please stop talking to me
like I just attempted suicide?
257
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,846
- I'm not talking to you like...
- Yes, you are!
258
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,219
"Just relax." "Just have fun."
259
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,555
I am relaxed, and I am having fun, okay?
260
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:43,268
How would you like to hear about
a new and exciting kitchen product?
261
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,936
- [sighs]
- Thank God.
262
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,479
The crazy pregnant lady's gone.
263
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,648
Hey! Show some respect.
264
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,692
That crazy pregnant lady's your mother.
265
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:51,609
I'm gonna go find Bolo.
266
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:54,445
You're going to need to find a new family
if you leave your post.
267
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,531
Now slide over so we can hold
your mother's spot.
268
00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,449
Jesus, what's your problem?
269
00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:02,036
I'm looking at it. Now shut up
and sit the fuck down.
270
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,371
Still saved.
271
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,709
I'm so proud of you, Quincy.
272
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,336
My little computer man.
273
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,422
Mama works hard for you.
274
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,383
[with emphasis] Real hard.
275
00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:16,676
Thank you, Mommy.
276
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,137
I told you, baby.
277
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,723
Mama don't kiss on the mouth.
278
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:27,937
Suck jobs. Honor our war dead
with a suck job.
279
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,607
Here I am, Mr. Kanicky.
280
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:35,195
Ah, Maureen. I've got a very special spot
for you in the office of the future.
281
00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:36,154
Ready?
282
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:39,073
I sure am. Put me up front and center.
283
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,157
Here you go.
284
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,912
Space secretary?
285
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:47,123
The job of the future for smart non-men...
286
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,042
and genetically enhanced dolphins.
287
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,293
But no one will see me.
288
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,337
Not with this on, they won't.
289
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:56,341
Secretary in Space!
290
00:11:56,424 --> 00:12:00,303
And we honor those who made
the ultimate sacrifice for our country.
291
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:03,014
All gave some. But some gave all.
292
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,350
Who doesn't love the whimsy of the circus.
293
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,477
The clowns. The popcorn.
294
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,720
- For God's sake.
- [feedback]
295
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,450
How am I supposed to go from dead soldiers
296
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,899
to the fucking whimsy
of the fucking circus?
297
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,192
Uh...
298
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:18,780
Here are the delightful elephants
from the Diddling Brothers Circus.
299
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,990
Hey, I know that shit shoveler.
300
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,618
What's wrong with you, Goliath?
You've been stopping all day.
301
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,037
This isn't playtime. Move it.
302
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:27,664
[elephant trumpets]
303
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,123
Easy big fella.
304
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,125
- Ah!
- [crowd gasps]
305
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,544
Free shit.
306
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:37,048
Tell the ambulance driver I'm AB-negative.
307
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,008
It's very rare.
308
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,971
Let me introduce you to a new invention
that will revolutionize kitchenware.
309
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,265
[Mrs. Pender] This is the Salad Tosser.
310
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,058
I already own three of them.
311
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,978
Oh, no. No. It's the Carrot Crisper.
312
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,396
It's completely different.
313
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,398
And anyway, I invented the Salad Tosser.
314
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:56,818
Everyone knows that was
the great Henrietta Van Horne.
315
00:12:56,901 --> 00:13:01,239
And you should spend less time
begging for money and work on your figure.
316
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,157
I'm not fat, I'm pregnant.
317
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,994
Women die having babies at your age.
318
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,495
Hide your shame.
319
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,747
[drumroll]
320
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,670
Hey, my Murphitos.
321
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:16,879
Hey, Vic.
322
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:20,550
[chuckles] This is crazy.
Everyone came out to watch me jog.
323
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,801
It's a parade, Vic.
324
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:25,013
You've got to take up jogging, Frank.
It's helping me stay clean.
325
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,557
You got to keep running.
The demons are gaining on me.
326
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,644
I guess you must have a lot of time on
your hands now that you lost your job.
327
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,855
Ooh, must be tough, huh?
328
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,149
Yeah, it's hard. They paid me to go away
329
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:39,485
so now I've got
a five-year lump sum severance package
330
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,009
and I don't know what to do with it.
331
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,740
I've just got piles of money lying around.
332
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:48,202
I went to Vegas to try to lose some of it,
but I even won more.
333
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:52,123
A lady of the night refused payment.
She just wanted to smell my T-shirt.
334
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,625
So, yeah, it's hard.
335
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,170
Why can't I just die in my sleep?
336
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,880
Great talking to you, Frank.
337
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,551
[camera clicking]
338
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,512
Oh, man. Vic is such a great guy.
339
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,265
He shot up his house.
Why would he do that?
340
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,767
You and me think alike, Bill.
341
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,685
Thanks for sticking with me.
342
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,562
You're a chip off the old block.
343
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,398
Dependable, loyal, fair-skinned.
344
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,275
Look at you. Getting a healthy sunburn.
345
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,027
It's starting to hurt, Dad.
346
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,153
Life hurts, son.
347
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,006
You know, I learned something
when your mom and me
348
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,157
went through our little troubles
back there.
349
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,619
Sometimes it's easy to fly off the handle
but hard to say what you really feel.
350
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,371
Bridget Fitzsimmons.
351
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:34,415
[romantic music playing]
352
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,037
[Frank] I'm glad you're my son.
353
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,319
- I'm really proud...
- I have to go to the bathroom.
354
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,178
What?! No. Don't leave your spot.
355
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,722
I'm sorry, Dad,
but I'm about to have diarrhea.
356
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,182
As your father, I'm telling you
357
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,327
- to make it stop.
- I can't. I'm starting to come out.
358
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,394
Suck it back in.
359
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:57,814
We're having a father-son moment,
you fucking ingrate.
360
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,608
Don't you even think of leaving.
361
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,693
Yes, mein Führer.
362
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,153
Whoop.
363
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,072
So, I'm back on the market again.
364
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,657
I haven't dated in years.
365
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,785
I guess you could say
I'm discounted for clearance.
366
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,787
Ginny? Ginny Throater.
367
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,455
Oh, fuck me.
368
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:15,790
Oh, hi Sue.
369
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,458
How are you holding up?
370
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,168
How do you think?
371
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:24,048
Greg's living an honest life now,
so I'm not allowed to complain.
372
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:27,635
Well, you won't have any complaints
with my new invention.
373
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,137
Does it vibrate?
374
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,847
- No.
- Aw.
375
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,807
It's called the Carrot Crisper.
376
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,685
Sue, can I be brutally honest?
377
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,603
I came here today for one reason.
378
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:41,482
To watch the parade and meet a man
who isn't repulsed by my kunker.
379
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:42,942
Is that so much to ask?
380
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,236
No, it isn't.
381
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,113
Sorry I bothered you.
382
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,825
Chin up, Sue. Life is beautiful.
383
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,910
Let's get them, girls.
384
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:58,624
Let's hear it for the Malcolm X
Shabazz High School Justice Warriors.
385
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:02,753
A hundred and fifty strong and proudly
dedicated to the struggle for equal...
386
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,157
I'm not reading the rest of this.
387
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,799
Hey, Kevin. Thirsty?
388
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,885
We brought soda.
389
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,970
A special kind of soda.
390
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:14,390
With something extra added to the soda.
391
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,726
Something that's not soda.
392
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,270
- Something from Russia.
- I get it.
393
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,938
Stop being so obvious.
394
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:24,734
Dad. Can I please go hang out
with Bolo and Lex?
395
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,819
- No.
- God, this is like a kidnapping.
396
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,339
You're my property, Kevin.
I'll stuff you in the trunk if I want to.
397
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,324
- Dad, come on.
- I'll come on you.
398
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,744
[all chuckle]
399
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:38,080
It's cool, Mr. Murphy.
We'll help you save the chairs.
400
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,125
Thank you. Why can't you be
more like your friends, Kevin?
401
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,422
[Bolo] That's the green death.
402
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,391
Ah.
403
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,519
The blessings of Christ on you.
404
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,895
Oop.
405
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:06,400
Murphy! I told you to stay away
from my sister, you goddamn turd fucker.
406
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,152
James! Language.
407
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,904
Sorry, Father.
408
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,782
Gosh darn, turd fucker.
409
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,389
The carrots are whirled to crispness
by this amazing...
410
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,916
Ma'am, have you been handing
these flyers out along the parade?
411
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,334
Uh, yes. [chuckles]
412
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,503
I'm afraid I have to write you a ticket.
413
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:29,257
What?! I don't need a vendor's permit.
I'm not selling anything.
414
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,591
That's very clear.
415
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,302
I'm giving you
a 100-dollar fine for littering.
416
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,555
A hundred dollars?
417
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,765
That's a semester of college.
418
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,601
[chuckles] I love soda.
419
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,979
[all laugh]
420
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,022
God help this generation.
421
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:48,442
Here comes the Rustland Air Force Base
Fighting 49th.
422
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:49,860
The Air Force!
423
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,321
What a beautiful sight.
424
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,757
[Jim] After bravely fighting the fight
425
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:56,450
those quitters in Washington
wouldn't let them finish,
426
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,453
these sky warriors have returned
with honor, valor,
427
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,914
and a tenacious strain of gonorrhea.
428
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,125
[crowd cheers]
429
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,252
You stand up
and show these men some respect.
430
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,547
When are you guys going to win one?
431
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,841
[all laugh]
432
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,802
You're a fucking embarrassment,
you know that? Get out!
433
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:17,555
Yes! We've been paroled.
434
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,266
This will be my summer of freedom.
435
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,726
- Ow, my dick!
- [laughing]
436
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,271
Here comes the computer club.
437
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,815
They're out of this world
in their space office.
438
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,443
Let's hear it
for these future astronauts...
439
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,738
or computer technicians.
This float confuses me.
440
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,448
Is someone sitting here?
441
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,742
Yes! Goddamn it, back off.
442
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,077
These chairs are all mine.
443
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,245
Fucking draft dodgers.
444
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,246
[woman] Hi, Scotty.
445
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,706
Say hi to Mommy.
446
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,416
- Hey!
- We're so proud of you.
447
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,461
No one can see me back here.
448
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,338
Screw this!
449
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:53,591
- Maureen, no, you'll die in space!
- I don't care.
450
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,301
She's broken the air lock.
451
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,428
We're all going to die! [screams]
452
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:58,929
Maureen, be a good girl.
453
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:01,682
Get off of the space station
and go back to your satellite.
454
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:02,975
I hate this parade,
455
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,977
and this isn't even
a real computer anyway,
456
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,521
it's a stupid refrigerator box.
457
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:08,439
Hey!
458
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,024
Nice going, Maureen.
459
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,777
You just kicked a boy in a wheelchair.
460
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,946
It's okay. I didn't feel it.
461
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,239
Hey! That's mine.
462
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,826
Daddy, point the camera at me.
I'm right here.
463
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,244
You gave up your spot.
464
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,954
The hell I did. It's mine.
465
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,916
[grunts] Fucking kid.
- Give it.
466
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,043
You can't do this to me.
467
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,212
I'm sorry, but I have to enforce the law.
468
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,798
If I ignored the little things,
where would we be?
469
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,633
Suck jobs.
470
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:37,801
Ah!
471
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,856
Jimmy Fitzsimmons!
472
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,274
Oh, shit.
473
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,859
Goddammit, let go.
474
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,361
Give it! My dad's a cop.
475
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,405
My dad's an asshole. Fuck off!
476
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:58,988
Ow!
477
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,117
Oh, Jesus.
478
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,076
Daddy!
479
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,327
Holy shit.
480
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:04,745
Hang on, Jeffrey.
481
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,248
[grunts] So cold.
482
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,585
How was reform school, you little thief?
483
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,254
Uh, it was all right.
484
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,216
You steal from me again,
I'll chase you down.
485
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,843
I got a new wooden leg.
486
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,678
A negro leg.
487
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,221
Bridget.
488
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:26,058
I warned you
to stay away from her, Murphy.
489
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,936
- Ow!
- [grunting]
490
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,730
What the fuck are you doing to my son?
491
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:33,274
He gave me a beer and then he touched me.
[whimpers]
492
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:36,026
It wasn't sexual.
I was just trying to hurt him.
493
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:37,319
I tell you I can't win.
494
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,072
Everyone's going out of their way
to ruin my Memorial Day.
495
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:43,701
All I wanted to do was start off my summer
with my family by watching a parade.
496
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:47,413
Are they here or did you open
your fat mouth and scare them off too?
497
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,081
They're here. There's my wife.
498
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,601
- This is police brutality.
- [Frank] My daughter's on that float.
499
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,460
[Maureen grunts]
500
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,044
- That's my son.
- [Jimmy grunting]
501
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,337
Get off of him!
502
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,465
And that's my other son.
503
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,133
He's resting.
504
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,593
[Kevin moans]
505
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,138
Look at this man.
506
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,349
Do you see the pain, the shame?
507
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,810
Daddy's not going to arrest him.
508
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,854
'Cause there's nothing a jail cell
could do to him
509
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,564
that he hasn't already done to himself.
510
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,485
His life is his prison.
511
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:22,490
Jeffrey, people like that
need to be eliminated.
512
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:26,744
Son, how about you and me
get some ice cream, huh?
513
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,954
Enjoy your chairs.
514
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,415
They're as empty as your life.
515
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,000
Ha!
516
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,543
[sighs]
517
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,253
[cine camera whirring]
518
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,140
Ow.
519
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:50,476
Fucking sun.
520
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,729
Ooh, are you okay?
521
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,482
I can feel the heat
coming off of your body from here.
522
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:57,608
I'll be fine.
523
00:21:58,192 --> 00:21:59,819
It'll hurt like hell for a week.
524
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,439
I'll have fun peeling it off
525
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,697
and then I have a nice base
for the rest of the summer.
526
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,491
[growling]
527
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,035
Christ, now this one hates me too?
528
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,161
What's got into him?
529
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:12,623
Frank, he's just being protective
'cause I'm pregnant.
530
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,875
I hate to waste one of my
best socks but...
531
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,794
Go on, boy, go get that sock.
532
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,921
You go get that sock. You get that sock.
533
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,798
[laughs] Stupid maniac.
534
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:24,385
I think we need to talk about
what happened today.
535
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,347
What do you mean what happened today,
we had fun at a parade.
536
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:31,267
You fought a nine year old...
whose father is a cop.
537
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,810
I didn't know that.
538
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:35,013
I thought I was just fighting
a regular nine year old.
539
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:36,981
Frank, come on.
540
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:40,651
You were out of sorts all day
and I wasn't in much better shape.
541
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:43,028
If we learned anything
from all that hell we went through,
542
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,822
it's we have to communicate.
543
00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:47,700
I want you to tell me the truth.
544
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:50,035
Does this have anything to do
with the baby coming?
545
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:52,496
No.
546
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:55,040
Why would I be upset
about the baby coming?
547
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:58,127
When I told you I was pregnant,
you put your fist through the wall.
548
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:02,339
I was looking for a stud so I could
hang a picture of how happy I was.
549
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:05,301
- That's ridiculous.
- So is having a kid at 40.
550
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:10,431
Okay, it was a bit of a shock at first,
but I'm fine now.
551
00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:14,310
We'd just got our marriage back and we had
all these things we were going to do.
552
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:16,061
We'll still do them.
553
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:18,981
Ah, you'll come up
with a great new product...
554
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,984
whatever it is,
and I'll get those flight lessons someday.
555
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,820
- We've got plenty of time.
- I guess you're right.
556
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,740
One more baby's not going to
knock us off our stride.
557
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,450
We're veterans at this.
558
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,035
They should have a parade for us.
559
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,412
We've already done this three times
and nobody's died...
560
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,080
- for very long.
- Yeah.
561
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:37,041
- We brought him back.
- We did bring him back.
562
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,084
And the kids are practically grown now.
563
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:41,045
They can take care of themselves.
564
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:44,632
This summer is for taking the time to do
what we want to do. Right?
565
00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:47,343
- [sighs] Sure.
- So, you're not worried.
566
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:51,639
No! No, not anymore. I feel great now.
567
00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:53,349
Good. Me too.
568
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:55,726
- Good night.
- Good night.
569
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:58,062
Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow.
570
00:23:58,145 --> 00:23:59,980
[Wet Willie's "Keep on Smiling" playing]
571
00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:05,277
♪ Well, you say you got the blues ♪
572
00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:08,864
♪ You got holes in both of your shoes ♪
573
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,658
♪ Yeah ♪
574
00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:13,869
♪ You're feeling alone and confused ♪
575
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,704
♪ You got to keep on smiling ♪
576
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:19,041
- [man moaning]
- ♪ Just keep on smiling ♪
577
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,501
♪ Yeah, you're ♪
578
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:23,879
♪ You're about to go insane ♪
579
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,172
[machine beeping]
580
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:28,842
♪ 'Cause your woman's playing games ♪
581
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:32,429
♪ And she says that you're to blame ♪
582
00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,056
♪ You try to keep on smiling... ♪
583
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,767
Come on, Sue. You can do it.
584
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:39,561
You're going to finish this.
Come up with a new invention.
585
00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:40,854
Go back to college.
586
00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:43,732
Damn it.
587
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:46,068
There's no time.
588
00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:47,987
God damn it!
589
00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,447
[weeps]
590
00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:52,074
I never finish anything.
591
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:54,952
Oh, boy.
592
00:24:56,370 --> 00:25:02,334
♪ Keep on smiling through the rain ♪
593
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:06,171
♪ Laughing at the pain ♪
594
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:10,592
♪ Rolling with the changes ♪
595
00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:14,680
♪ And singing this refrain ♪
596
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:19,476
♪ Singing in a honky tonk cafe ♪
597
00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:23,856
♪ Nobody's hearing what you play ♪
598
00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:25,274
♪ Yeah ♪
599
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:28,110
♪ They're too busy drinking anyway ♪
600
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:30,946
♪ You got to keep on smiling ♪
601
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,782
♪ Brother, keep on smiling ♪
602
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:38,495
♪ You say you found a piece of land ♪
603
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:41,957
- [mechanical whirring]
- [gunshot]