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Come on, it's almost 7:00.
Hurry it up.
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Let's go, chop-chop.
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- Hey!
- Ah!
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- Since when do you read?
- Since when do you care?
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Since I'm your father and I'll put
you through that fucking wall!
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- Move your ass! You're gonna be late!
- But Dad!
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But nothing!
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Oh, sorry, Princess. I
thought you were Bill.
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What the hell is going on?
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Well, the kids are gonna
be late for school
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and apparently I'm the only
one around here who cares.
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- Frank, the kids are off today.
- I tried to tell you.
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They're off?
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Oh, man, I was actually
gonna go for once.
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Why the hell don't they have school?
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The teachers are in Atlantic
City learning the metric system.
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Metric system?
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We declare war on people
who use the metric system.
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What's next? They're gonna make
us use chopsticks to eat soup?
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There's too much tension in this house!
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If you don't like it, go back under it!
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- Fine, I will!
- Then good!
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Dick!
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Frank! You're scaring the dog.
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All these extra shifts you're working
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have made you even more
agitated than usual.
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- Honey, rest up today.
- I can't.
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Smokey offered me half a
morning shift and I took it.
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I got to head in there now.
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What?!
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You promised you'd stay
home with the kids.
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They'll be fine.
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Just lock them in, throw a can of tuna
on the couch and see which one survives.
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I got to go. Be home by noon.
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But, Dad, you said you'd take
me to hockey tryouts at 10:30.
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Ah, Jeez. I can't.
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Ride over there on your bike!
It'll toughen you up!
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You have to take me to
Honeybee Scouts at 1:30.
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Christ, how many kids do we have?!
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Back in the old days, the
good Lord had the decency
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to take one or two out with
polio, or get mauled by a bear,
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something to help out!
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Jeez!
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He'll be back to take you.
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Frank, working all these
extra shifts is killing you.
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You're cranky, you're not sleeping.
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Don't exaggerate! I got
a whole hour of sleep.
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That's one more than I got my
whole time fighting the Koreans.
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Sneaky fucks.
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I don't know. This is not good.
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You can't make big decisions
like this without talking to me.
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We're a team, Frank.
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And I need you now more than ever,
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especially after I humiliated
myself at work the other day.
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You're the only person
I can turn to and...
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Frank!
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Where are the others?
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Fine! Work yourself to death.
See if I care.
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Jesus Christ, Sue, get off my ass!
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What? You want me to quit?
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Let the family go hungry?
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There's no cereal!
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Fry a goddamn egg!
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There's no eggs either!
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Then eat your shitty attitude!
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- Dad!
- Bill!
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- Frank!
- Sue!
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- "Sue!"
- Kevin!
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- Mom!
- Kevin.
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- "Kevin."
- Frank!
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Hey, guys! Saying each other's names?
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Goomer.
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Ah!
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Frank Murphy, saved my ass again.
Boy, you keep up like this,
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and you can get your own truck.
On the west side!
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That's the white neighborhood.
Big Twinkies, tiny rubbers.
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Thanks, Smokey.
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You take Freddy's truck today.
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She's got a couple of
bullet holes in her,
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boy got a dick in his mouth, but
he got some nice titties, though.
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Here's your route.
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Ah, shit, the airport?
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Try not to let that bother you.
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I felt the same way the first time I
restocked the machines at the jail.
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Hey, I didn't know you were a guard.
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Frank Murphy, you are so fucking white.
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Hello, future me and rock historians.
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Today, February 21, 1974,
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will be my last day as what we,
in this time, call a virgin.
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This is like Christmas Eve for my dick.
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Haircut Girl, you will
claim my squire-hood in...
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six hours?!
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, man. I can't wait that long.
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I must use this time productively.
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Shit!
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Jacques. Today, you and me
are gonna make history.
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Here I go.
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Whoa. Whoa.
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No! No! No!
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No!
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God damn it!
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It's not fair! I quit!
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- Bill, are you all right?
- No!
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I broke my stick because my fucking
dad can't take me to tryouts.
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That must hurt.
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Your dad's your hero.
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The one who reads you Bible stories,
tousles your hair and says, "Attaboy."
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My dad calls me a pussy and asked
God to give one of us polio.
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You know what? Fuck it.
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Fuck the whole thing. Let's
get something to eat.
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My dad already made
me "Wuv You Waffles,"
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but I'm happy to keep you company.
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Jesus, Scoop!
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"Finders keepers" doesn't
apply to lost children!
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You're intimidated
by my leadership skills.
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I see everything!
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Fucking immigrants!
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The nuns are gonna let us
film in one of their classrooms,
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but I told them the movie's
called "Duck School."
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Bring some ducks, just in case.
We can use them either way.
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Ah!
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What the hell are you doing here?
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Back off, Bob. Just trying to do my job.
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I don't want any trouble.
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Well, you found trouble.
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You've got a lot of nerve coming
back here, you fucking turncoat.
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Why did you leave me, Frank?!
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Why did you leave me?!
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You fired me!
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You could've just given
her the goddamn pen!
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It was only a pen!
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But you signed my death warrant with it!
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Bob, Bob, get a grip.
It can't be that bad.
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It's a living nightmare.
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Look at that six-foot, two-inch toddler
Dunbarton expects me to babysit!
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He sorts luggage by race!
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My blood pressure is spiking!
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And thanks to this crash diet I'm on,
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I've passed enough kidney stones
to fill the bottom of a fish tank.
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Oh, God.
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God, relax, Bob, relax.
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Easy for you to say, you're out of here.
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I'm stuck with that.
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Go back to Africa!
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He calls it "suitcase pasghetti!"
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God!
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You have my sympathy, Bob.
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Even you don't deserve this.
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Thank you.
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You're a good man.
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We used to be friends, right?
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Good friends.
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Sure.
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Look, I better get going.
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I got a truck full of candy
and cigarettes waiting on me.
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Candy?
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Cigarettes?
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Waiting?
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Hey, Sue, I was wondering if you
could help me with a little problem.
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00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:08,089
- Sure, Dana, what is it?
- There's this airhead in the office
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who's been pitching really terrible
ideas. Oh, wait! That was you.
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Very funny.
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Dana, don't talk to Sue like that.
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You have to speak slower.
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Sue, my office, please.
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Don't worry, Vivian, I'll never
pitch another stupid product again.
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- Sue...
- I know I'm just a secretary.
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- Sue...
- And I tossed my sketches in the trash!
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Yes, and thank God I saw them in there
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when I was throwing out the
birthday card my father sent me.
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That Japanese bitch he married
probably picked it out.
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Wait. You liked my idea?
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I loved it.
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Your Salad Tosser is a
one-in-a-million product.
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I haven't seen anything this great since
those corn skewers shaped like corn.
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- You think so?
- I want to go over Tracy's head
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and take your idea straight
to Henrietta Van Horne.
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Mrs. Plast-A-Ware?
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None other. Are you with me?
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Yes! Definitely!
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Great. I'll make some calls.
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Meet me in the ladies room in an hour.
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In the meantime, we have
to keep this a secret
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- and act like nothing has changed.
- Of course.
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So, go back out there
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and pretend like you hate every living
second you spend in this building.
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I think I can do that.
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- It's something you have in your house.
- Refrigerator. Sofa. TV.
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You sleep with it.
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- Husband.
- Major, no!
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That's my Honeybee project.
Here, have some ice cream.
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- Hot water bottle.
- You sleep with it!
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00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:51,693
I'm sorry. The Buzzword was "shotgun."
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- You just blew ten grand, you dizzy...
- ...broad.
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00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,371
Everything sucks today. You
want to finish my omelet?
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00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:06,499
No thanks. Egg products
give me the stinkies.
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00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,752
- Where's that waitress with our check?
- I don't know.
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00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,422
Perhaps she's marrying
the ketchup bottles.
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00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:17,594
- Hey. Let's go.
- Without paying?
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00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:21,180
- That's against the rules!
- Who are you, my dad?
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00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:23,266
Screw him and screw the rules.
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00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:26,311
I'm tired of being good.
Where's that ever gotten me?
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At breakfast with a dear friend?
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00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:31,149
You can stick around if you want,
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00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:34,068
but I'm leaving and I'm not paying.
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00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:38,907
I feel dirty!
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00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,533
Ah!
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00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,161
Oh, yeah. Oh.
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00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:49,584
Oh, this old chocolate bar tastes
like shit, but it is so good!
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00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:56,341
Oh, man... if they hadn't removed the
nipple that grew inside my cheek,
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it'd be hard as a rock.
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00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:02,639
Bob, you can have the whole box of
stales, but I got to finish my route.
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00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,642
- I promised Sue I'd be home by noon.
- Sure, sure.
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00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,937
Oh, God.
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00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,355
Bob Pogo!
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00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:14,609
Where are you, you
incompetent water buffalo?
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00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,277
Aw, Christ. It's Dunbarton.
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00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:21,324
Why in the fuck did you tell my nephew
to throw suitcases into a jet engine?
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00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,035
Frank, get me out of here
until things calm down!
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00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,995
- What?
- I can't defend myself
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00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,623
against that kind of crazy!
Please! Drive!
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00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,500
- Bob, I...
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
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00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,335
Okay! Okay! Hang onto something!
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Two and a half hours.
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00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:41,636
Almost enough time to calmly prepare
for my life to change forever.
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Just relax and meet your destiny.
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Yes, but of course I have a condom.
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00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,107
Is this what you're looking for?
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Latex, my dear?
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You like that? Am I doing it right?
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00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,532
Oh, yeah, baby.
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00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,452
That's right, we're doing this.
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00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:09,372
Oh, yeah, yeah, you're welcome.
You're welcome. You're welcome.
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00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,505
That burns my dick.
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00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,805
Pogo, if you hate working with
Scoop so much, why don't you quit?
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00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,474
I can't. My marriage wouldn't survive.
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00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:32,770
Dolores nursed me through five heart
attacks and three "tub stucks,"
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but this one might break her.
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00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,442
- Get a job with another airline.
- Doing what?
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00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:41,738
My only skills are sitting behind a
desk and pissing in a coffee can.
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00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,490
You're the one who knows how
to run a baggage department.
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00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:45,825
What about Rosie?
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00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,077
Now's not the time for jokes, Frank.
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00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:52,665
I mean it, you could come back to
Mohican today and not miss a...
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00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,004
Frank, I've got a proposition for you.
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00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:02,175
Help me get rid of Scoop and I'll
make Dunbarton hire you back.
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00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:05,094
- Are you crazy?
- I'm desperate!
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00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,430
And Dunbarton is a businessman.
250
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,016
The airline is hemorrhaging
money, thanks to Scoop,
251
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,935
and he's too vain to
admit he made a mistake.
252
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:17,565
But if you stepped in to run things
the right way, even just for a day,
253
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:21,569
instead of that idiot, he'd see
the light and bring you back.
254
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:28,951
If it were humanly possible for me
to get down on my knees, I would.
255
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:32,580
Please, help me and help yourself.
256
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:38,461
Bob, if you had asked me two weeks
ago, I probably would have said yes.
257
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,672
But I got a job now
where I'm appreciated.
258
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:45,468
And I'm not under the thumb of a
miserable prick like Dunbarton
259
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,845
who humiliated me in front of my family!
260
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:52,642
So, thanks for the offer, but
my answer is no. Fuck no.
261
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:01,734
Now, if you'll excuse me, this high
school needs their cigarettes.
262
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,868
Okay, no one
can hear us in here.
263
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,871
I spoke to Nikos, my guy
down at the plastic plant.
264
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:17,166
He's got four fingers and he
still has his baby teeth,
265
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,794
but he can assemble us a
prototype on the sly.
266
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,379
But I already made a prototype.
267
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:25,258
We need a real prototype,
something made out of actual plastic.
268
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,665
We can't present the
founder of Plast-a-Ware
269
00:15:27,714 --> 00:15:29,398
with a rusty washing machine.
270
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,181
- Okay, I'm in.
- Great.
271
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,016
Now, we have to move fast.
272
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,232
Nikos can only do it tonight,
and it's gonna cost us.
273
00:15:37,285 --> 00:15:38,745
Three hundred bucks total.
274
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,691
You need to get me your
half by the end of the day.
275
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,485
Today? A hundred fifty?
276
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,571
I could have Frank bring what
I've got saved up at home,
277
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,197
but that's a whole lot of money.
278
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,825
Either that or you
give Nikos your dirty panties
279
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,326
and a Polaroid of your cooter.
280
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,536
I'll get the money!
281
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,590
Now to pay for my transmission.
282
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,096
You shouldn't have done that.
You had the money.
283
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:15,933
And now I still have the money.
That felt so good!
284
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:18,311
I have a full belly and $11.
285
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,646
And Christ, I have to take a piss.
286
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,192
This is Jimmy's old fort!
287
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,152
You can't pee on it. He'll haunt us.
288
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,113
He can't touch us. I made him disappear.
289
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,448
Forever.
290
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,074
Come on, feel the freedom.
291
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:35,495
Okay, but don't look at me.
292
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:38,039
I have a bashful bladder.
293
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,419
Oh, this is exhilarating!
294
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,422
I tinkle on your fort, Jimmy!
295
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,511
Whose grave we desecrating?
296
00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,977
My God, Bob, what are you doing?
297
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:03,189
I'm making my feelings go away!
298
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,484
That's not the stales, you maniac!
You're eating my inventory!
299
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,945
I have to pay Smokey for
all those freshies!
300
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,321
Too bad, traitor!
301
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:15,868
You fuck me, then I'm gonna fuck you...
with my mouth!
302
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,456
You know what I mean!
303
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,626
Now I'm the one holding the key, Frank!
304
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,671
God damn it! Open this door! I
got to get home to my daughter!
305
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,631
Fuck your daughter!
306
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:29,924
You know what I mean!
307
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,303
Murphy residence. This is Maureen.
308
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,138
- I'm nine.
- Put your father on the phone.
309
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,265
I'm sorry.
310
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:40,434
My father can't come to the phone
right now. He's in the shower.
311
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:41,852
Maureen, it's Mommy.
312
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,854
Where the hell is Daddy?!
313
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,773
He didn't come home by noon?
314
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:50,194
No! I'm all alone here! And he's
supposed to take me to Honeybee Scouts
315
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,155
and I called your office and a
mean man named Gene answered
316
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,825
and he said he'd like
to talk to my mother.
317
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:56,951
What does that mean?
318
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,161
Honey, I'm sorry your dad's not there.
319
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,455
I'd like to know where
he is right now too.
320
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,624
Can you take me to Honeybee Scouts?
321
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:07,003
No, sweetie, I can't. Can you walk over?
322
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,171
I have a giant poster!
323
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,215
Honey, I'm so sorry.
324
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,967
Daddy and I will make it up to you.
325
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,302
Fine!
326
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:17,179
I hate this family!
327
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,559
Jesus, Frank. Where are you?
328
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,185
Excuse me, hon.
329
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:27,565
This gentleman would like to call
his wife while I service him.
330
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,526
Stupid parents.
331
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:34,572
Hello, Maureen! Are you
being publicly shamed?
332
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,324
Every day of my life.
333
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:39,910
My dad said he'd take me to
Honeybees, but he didn't show up.
334
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,872
Well, I can give you a ride
to your youth meeting.
335
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,333
I'm not supposed to take
rides from strangers.
336
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,084
I'm not a stranger.
337
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,837
I've known you since
the day you were born.
338
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,298
I took your mother to the hospital.
339
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,133
So, my dad missed that too?
340
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,261
I'm always happy to help!
341
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:02,433
- Where are we going?
- It's on Eisenhower Street.
342
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,894
Ah! Eisenhower.
343
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,480
If I had a Jesus, it would be him.
344
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,650
God damn it, Pogo! Open this door!
345
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,110
- Say you'll help me with Scoop!
- No!
346
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,404
Then fuck you forever!
347
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,246
I'm taking you down with me!
348
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,291
I should've driven over you
when I had the chance.
349
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:33,881
You un-loyal, ungrateful,
fucking miserable piece of...
350
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:36,842
Buddy!
351
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,103
Dolores?
352
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:51,315
A Puerto Rican kidnapped me
and forced me to eat candy.
353
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,859
Yes, again.
354
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,738
And...
355
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,115
it's two o'clock.
356
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,285
Hi there, Mr. Merlin's Monocle.
357
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,955
Right on time. I like that.
358
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,625
Ready for your haircut?
359
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,295
Yeah.
360
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:25,433
I've never seen anything so beautiful.
361
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:27,977
Please don't let me wake up.
362
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,313
Here we go. Time for your haircut.
363
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,691
And then a little "trim."
364
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,317
I get it.
365
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,492
You have beautiful hair.
366
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,995
Thank you. I grew it myself.
367
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,331
Oh, you're all sweaty. I like that.
368
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,298
It's happening.
It's really happening.
369
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:06,182
I am ready to enter your
crystal cave of wonder!
370
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,558
Ravish me, oh, lord!
371
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,560
Pillage my insides!
372
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,979
Yes! Yes!
373
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,898
I love you!
374
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,026
Oh, shit. Oh, man!
375
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,861
- Are you okay?
- What?
376
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,404
Yeah, I didn't do anything!
377
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:21,489
It's all right.
378
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,408
This thing happens to lots of guys.
379
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:27,828
Maybe we'll just give it a minute
or two, let you calm down.
380
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:29,371
- I love you!
- Ow!
381
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,040
Ah! You chipped my tooth!
382
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,459
- What the fuck is wrong with you?!
- Nothing!
383
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,003
My nose is bleeding!
384
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,506
- It's not that bad. Let me get it.
- Agh!
385
00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:39,965
Get out, you fucking freak!
386
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,094
Will you tell
everybody we fucked?
387
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:45,888
Oh, shit!
388
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:49,475
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! So stupid!
389
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,602
- You fucking dildo!
- Yo, Murph!
390
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,854
Aw, shit. Hey, guys.
391
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:57,942
Oh, man, Haircut Girl fucked
the shirt off of you.
392
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,026
What did it feel like?
393
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,487
I mean, I've done it
already, like, you know,
394
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,489
a lot, but just tell me how it felt.
395
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:06,325
Uh, great. Great. Felt really good.
396
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:09,662
I got to go. Shit! Shit! Shit!
397
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:14,333
Yeah, he's got to go because after
you do it, you get really cold.
398
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:20,172
How can one man eat a
$160 worth of candy?
399
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,924
Thank God I stashed some beer money.
400
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:25,386
Oh, you fucking motherless whore!
401
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:32,309
Oh, fucking Kevin! Shit! Shit!
402
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,480
What the fuck?
403
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:41,777
Jesus, Sue.
404
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,449
Just a quick loan, honey.
405
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:52,913
Shit!
406
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:55,082
Shit! Shit! Shit!
407
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,542
Shit!
408
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,711
Yeah, this is getting good.
409
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:01,755
Damn it!
410
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:03,799
God damn it!
411
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,761
Ow!
412
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:10,848
The computers of tomorrow
will be capable of performing
413
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,559
10,000 computations in five minutes.
414
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:20,274
That's like fitting half a book
in a box the size of this room!
415
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:21,650
Excuse me, Maureen.
416
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,278
This was supposed to be
for the history badge.
417
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,947
All you're doing is
talking about the future.
418
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,282
You're so weird!
419
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:33,287
Maureen is boring And
we're all snoring!
420
00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,666
All right, girls.
That's enough.
421
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:44,214
Okay, you want to hear
some real history?
422
00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:46,675
Mr. Holtenwasser can tell you a story.
423
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,302
I was wondering why he's here.
424
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:51,639
Mr. Holtenwasser, tell them the
story you told me in the car.
425
00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:54,266
I'd be delighted.
426
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:56,727
Ah, let me think, where to begin?
Where...
427
00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:58,020
Ah, yes!
428
00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,689
You girls like to play games.
429
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:05,986
How many of you have ever had to lie
in a latrine, pretending to be dead?
430
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:11,533
God damn it!
431
00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:13,535
You blew it!
432
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:14,995
We rehearsed!
433
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:17,790
- Dozens of times!
- What are you doing?
434
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:20,376
Ah! Jesus, you scared me!
435
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,753
You're the one talking to your pants.
436
00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:25,047
I'm locked out.
437
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,424
I think I lost my key when
I threw it at a bird.
438
00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:28,509
Agh.
439
00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:31,011
Well, I guess I should
help you not freeze.
440
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:34,014
Vic's got some Emu
sweaters you can borrow.
441
00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:34,932
Thanks.
442
00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,727
Did you drop a glazed
doughnut on your lap?
443
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:42,398
And so in 1952,
444
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:48,821
my wife and I moved to a little
town called Liberty... Mississippi.
445
00:24:49,345 --> 00:24:52,306
We left because our front
yard kept catching fire.
446
00:24:56,704 --> 00:25:00,082
Thanks. Pretty great you get to
hang out at Vic's house all day.
447
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,918
Yeah. All by myself with nothing to do.
448
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,378
Sounds so cool.
449
00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:08,465
Ooh. It's freezing out.
450
00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:13,130
Yeah. It's cold and... hard.
451
00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:16,765
There it is again.
452
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,726
Stupid thing won't go away.
453
00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:29,653
Hello? Maureen?
454
00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:30,571
Frank?
455
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,448
Anybody?
456
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:33,949
What happened here?
457
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,039
What the hell?
458
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,417
What the hell?
459
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:48,005
Frank Fucking Murphy!
460
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:51,300
"I'll be home by noon!
I'll be home by noon!"
461
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,093
Where the fuck are you now?!
462
00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:54,428
What?!
463
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:57,973
What's the holdup, Sue? I got to
get that money to Nikos tonight.
464
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,601
Vivian, listen. The thing is...
465
00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:02,770
Will you get me the 150 or not?
466
00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:12,154
Yeah. Yeah, I'll have it.
467
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,744
It's a really gorgeous piece.
One of a kind.
468
00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,913
- You sure you want to sell it?
- No.
469
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:25,918
But I have to. I need this money badly.
470
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:27,586
I might regret it later,
471
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:30,631
but right now it's the only thing
that can make this shitty day
472
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,007
feel even remotely bearable.
473
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:35,511
I understand.
474
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:42,476
Enjoy your heroin.
475
00:26:47,602 --> 00:26:52,602
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