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It's 6 a.m. in the Quint Cities,
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and there's a hint of spring in the air.
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It's National Leg Brace
Day, so let's try and
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remember those who don't
have a spring in their step,
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just excruciating pain.
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Here's Vanity Fare.
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♪ When it's sunny in the morning ♪
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♪ Over by the window, day is dawning ♪
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♪ When I feel the air
I feel that life is very good to me ♪
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♪ You know ♪
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♪ There's a sun bird on my pillow ♪
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♪ I can see the funny weeping willow ♪
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♪ When I feel the air
I feel that life is very good to me ♪
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♪ You know ♪
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♪ In the sun, there's so much yellow ♪
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♪ Something in the early morning meadow ♪
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♪ Tells me that today you're on your way ♪
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♪ And you'll be coming home ♪
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♪ Home to me ♪
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Good luck, Sue.
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We both know you don't mean that.
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You want me to fail.
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Wanted.
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But I don't care anymore.
I got an airline that needs me.
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Well, maybe the airline
can raise your kids,
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be your cheerleader,
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and still have sex with you
when you don't shower for weeks
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after getting fired on Christmas.
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Hey, maybe this year they'll surprise you
and fire you on Easter.
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Nice, Sue. Real nice.
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Frank, wait.
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Before we leave like this,
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is there anything you want to say to me?
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Anything at all?
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Breakfast sucked.
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Now that's cold-blooded.
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Ah!
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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♪ Come and get your love
Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love now ♪
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Come on.
Where are you guys?
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Gentlemen, make no mistake,
we are about to commit a serious crime.
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And to quote Benjamin Franklin,
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"We must indeed all hang together
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or, most assuredly,
we shall all hang separately."
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- Thanks, Bob.
- Having said that,
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my brother-in-law
Stan is an Alderman,
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and if this thing goes south,
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I'll have the ability to make a deal
faster than all of you.
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- Not if I gut you like a deer first.
- Okay. Okay.
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Let's go over the plan
to get rid of Scoop one more time.
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It's now exactly 11:13.
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The flight for Duluth leaves at 3:57.
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I'll be there at the airport doing
my snack run no later than 3:10.
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We'll take care of Scoop.
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Our union contact will meet you
with the means to neutralize him.
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Once he gets the stuff to me,
I'll put it in the proper hands.
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We'll mix a little cocktail
for Scoop and make the hand off.
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And I've got the hardest job of all.
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Steady.
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Here's the coffee you wanted.
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I didn't ask for no bean juice.
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Now, give me my bean juice!
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♪ Plastic bowl
A-put a lid on it ♪
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♪ Mouthy gal
A-put a lid on it ♪
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♪ Button your lip
Or I'll button it for you ♪
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♪ I'll hit you
Where your blouse covers it up! ♪
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Pow!
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The king of romance,
Mr. Tommy Tahoe!
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- You're great, Tommy!
- Tommy!
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And now for the most exciting part
of our presentation:
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the new invention that's gonna
put this company back in the black!
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- Blacks? No!
- Hide the women!
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- I mean, restore us to profitability.
- Oh, yeah.
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Plast-A-Ware's flagship product
for 1974 is...
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The Rainbow Mug!
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Made of a patented blend of
38 different space-age chemicals
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that make it the only mug
that changes color
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to match whatever beverage
you're drinking!
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Ooh!
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You mean like clear glass?
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Uh...
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- Shit!
- Ooh.
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Well, thank God we didn't put
that stupid mug into production.
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We're making a hundred
thousand of them! We're fucked!
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- What are you two smiling about?
- Oh, you'll find out.
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Man, I hope it's lesbian stuff.
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Kevin Murphy, I know you're in there!
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Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
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Kevin, I'm coming down.
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It was Thursday morning, I was excited!
Haircut Girl was real!
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Then I came in my pants, twice!
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I didn't have a shirt,
then her boobs were sticking out,
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and I don't know!
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Hey, hey, hey, little man.
Take it easy.
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- It's not your fault.
- It's not?
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You know, when I was your age,
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my mom had this friend, Mrs. Anderson.
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She was hotter than a car seat in August.
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She moved like a beautiful cat
that could walk on its back legs
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without somebody holding its paws.
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One night, she came over looking
for my mom, but my mom wasn't home.
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Well, one thing led to another,
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and I ended up getting my first hand job
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from a toll booth lady
on the Pennsylvania Turnpike.
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That doesn't make any sense.
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Once your dick gets hard,
the story never makes sense.
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I'm really sorry I ruined your party.
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That was gonna happen
one way or the other.
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I've been a blind man
these past few months.
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- I'm worried I might lose my job.
- Oh, no.
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It gets worse.
Turns out Cutie Pie was fucking everybody.
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Dudes, chicks, even Skeeball.
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Well, he didn't really fuck her,
she just kind of peed on him.
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You might want to get a penicillin shot.
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I guess the universe was trying
to send me a signal.
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Message received.
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Just got to put my life back together.
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First step is giving up drugs.
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That's right. I'm going 100% clean.
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Nothing.
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Just whiskey and weed.
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Well, I might blow a few stripes
on Flag Day.
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Sure, you deserve it.
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Thanks, man. Well...
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Kev, I don't mean to be rude,
but it's time for old Vic to hit the sack.
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I haven't slept for nine days.
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Okay, let me get the door.
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I love you, Mrs. Anderson.
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Thanks for letting me
take the truck one last time, Smokey.
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- You're a lifesaver.
- Anything for you, Frank.
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You're like the son I never kept.
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I appreciate you helping me out,
even though if this thing works,
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it means I won't be able
to drive for you anymore.
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It's okay.
You're doing the right thing.
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You gotta take care of
that beautiful wife of yours.
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Nah, this isn't about that.
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I got to get my job back.
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Frank, you still got to look after those
who look after you.
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It's not as easy as it sounds.
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Easier than losing her.
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I know what I'm talking about.
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I ignored my Mavis
while I was building this empire.
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She gave me everything
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and all she asked in return was
to one day take a vacation together.
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See the world.
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And I kept saying,
"Yeah, sure. Someday, someday."
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But that day never came.
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And now she fucks the mailman just because
he shows her postcards from overseas.
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Don't pull a Smokey, Frank.
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Thanks, Smokey,
but I think I know what I'm doing.
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I better go.
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I'll never forget you.
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Yes, you will....
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but I appreciate it.
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Don't fuck this up, Frank Murphy.
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Smokey, your wife on the phone!
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Tell that ho to have the mailman
fetch her Rice-A-Roni!
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♪ So pay me in cash ♪
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♪ The IRS thinks I am dead ♪
Pow!
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Thank you!
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It's a private bank, folks.
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Nothing federal about it.
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Well, Sue, this is it.
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Time for the world to see your genius.
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Now you can go home tonight and
rub your success right in Frank's face.
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This isn't about him. This is for me.
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There's that killer instinct.
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Well, let's close out the meeting
with our time-honored tradition,
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a brief contractually obligated appearance
by the founder of Plast-A-Ware,
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Mrs. Henrietta Van Horne!
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Okay, very good.
Thank you, Henrietta.
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See you next year, God willing.
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Tracy and Tommy, if you don't mind,
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I'd like to present
a new product I'm fond of.
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This wasn't on the agenda.
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Well, I know it's hard to follow
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an invention as brilliant
as The Rainbow Mug.
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That thing sucked!
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Allow me to introduce a little thing
called the Salad Tosser.
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Oh!
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A revolutionary new device
that spin-dries wet lettuce.
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Ooh!
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Well, well, well.
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You don't like a man giving
you the straight dope on your
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little thingamajig, so you
kick it to the clam upstairs.
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Yep.
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And to think
I complimented you on your rack.
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I am Ant-ius
and I am a fickle god!
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Sucker!
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Hey, Jimmy.
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Well, if it isn't Bill,
the compassionate pussy.
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Have you come to...
save somebody's life?
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Look, Jimmy, I'm sorry
for the whole hockey stick thing.
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And if you want to beat me up, go ahead.
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Ah!
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Made you flinch, you freckled fairy!
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That's a good one, Jimmy.
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Thanks.
I thought of it in the hospital.
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You know, you didn't have to take me
to the emergency room like that,
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but you did.
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You would've done the same
if it was me.
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No.
I'd let you die in the street.
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And then I'd move your body so it looked
like you were blowing yourself.
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And then I'd sell tickets to anybody who
wanted to see a dead kid blowing himself.
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You and me are okay now, Murphy.
Just don't piss me off again.
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Or some weirdo's gonna be
jerking off to your corpse.
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I won't, I swear.
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Thanks, Jimmy.
I'll see you around.
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Who's that?
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That's the dickweed
who took me to the doctor.
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- Thanks for saving my brother.
- You're welcome.
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- What are you smiling at?!
- Nothing!
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Get away from the window, Bridget!
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Blow it out your ass,
you fucking splooge socket!
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Your lettuce doesn't have
to "romaine" soggy anymore.
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You can "leaf" the drying
to the Salad Tosser.
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- I love you!
- We did it!
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You did it!
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Henrietta!
Henrietta!
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Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
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Tell us, Henrietta, how did you come up
with this brilliant invention of yours?
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Well, it's an amazing story.
I can't take credit for it.
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Chin up, tits out, Sue.
It's your time to shine!
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God gave me the idea when my
washing machine broke down!
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That resonates!
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You should have seen the first
prototype I built in my garage.
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- Oh, my God. She's stealing it.
- Not necessarily.
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My husband, Frank,
wanted to put it through a wall!
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Oh, yeah. She's stealing it.
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The Salad Tosser,
I always liked it!
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That's it for this year, folks!
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Put your party pantsuits on, girls!
We did it!
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- How could you?
- How could I what?
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You took credit for my idea.
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Oh, dear sweet Sue.
Let me ask you something.
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00:13:45,832 --> 00:13:48,501
Who was Christopher Columbus' navigator?
248
00:13:48,585 --> 00:13:52,422
Can you name one fucking fiddle player
in Beethoven's band?
249
00:13:52,505 --> 00:13:55,967
You know how many Irishmen
and test monkeys died at Kitty Hawk
250
00:13:56,050 --> 00:14:00,054
before those two derby-wearing dickheads
had the balls to get on that thing?
251
00:14:00,138 --> 00:14:02,515
Every moment in history needs a name.
252
00:14:02,599 --> 00:14:05,059
And I'm that name.
253
00:14:05,143 --> 00:14:07,395
So, wipe that kicked,
puppy dog look off your face.
254
00:14:07,478 --> 00:14:10,106
The Salad Tosser is mine now.
255
00:14:10,189 --> 00:14:13,192
- You won't get away with this.
- We will take you to court.
256
00:14:13,276 --> 00:14:14,986
Of course you won't.
257
00:14:15,069 --> 00:14:18,114
You invented it while you
were working for Plast-A-Ware,
258
00:14:18,197 --> 00:14:21,576
so Plast-A-Ware owns the idea.
259
00:14:21,659 --> 00:14:27,081
And I am Plast-A-Ware.
Here, celebrate our success.
260
00:14:27,165 --> 00:14:29,897
But not too much. I need
you to come in tomorrow
261
00:14:29,898 --> 00:14:32,629
with five new ideas and
we'll see what sticks.
262
00:14:35,089 --> 00:14:36,699
Oh, my God.
263
00:14:41,221 --> 00:14:44,682
- Come on, hurry up.
- Have fun in Duluth, Scoop.
264
00:14:44,766 --> 00:14:47,518
Don't forget your Me-Paper,
you racist fuck.
265
00:14:51,439 --> 00:14:55,109
Now all we have to do
is wait for Dunbarton to realize
266
00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:58,696
he's got no one to run baggage
on the busiest day of the month.
267
00:14:58,780 --> 00:15:00,448
Except for Frank Murphy,
268
00:15:00,531 --> 00:15:03,868
who will just happen to be here,
filling the rubber machine.
269
00:15:03,952 --> 00:15:06,663
And we'll tell Dunbarton
you're the only man
270
00:15:06,746 --> 00:15:08,665
who can pull this airline
out of the shitter.
271
00:15:08,748 --> 00:15:11,542
And I will back you up all the way.
272
00:15:11,626 --> 00:15:15,213
Thanks, Bob.
I know you're taking a big risk for me.
273
00:15:15,296 --> 00:15:17,674
It's way overdue, Frank.
274
00:15:17,757 --> 00:15:22,804
I should've stuck up for you when that
miserable prick fired you on Christmas,
275
00:15:22,887 --> 00:15:25,223
because that's what friends do.
276
00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:29,769
They stick by each other,
through thick and thin.
277
00:15:30,853 --> 00:15:32,146
No matter what.
278
00:15:33,773 --> 00:15:35,400
There's our hero.
279
00:15:38,444 --> 00:15:39,404
Love you, Frank.
280
00:15:39,487 --> 00:15:41,281
Packed you a lunch, working man.
281
00:15:41,364 --> 00:15:42,949
Honey, I'm proud of you!
282
00:15:43,032 --> 00:15:46,703
We're a team, Frank.
And I need you now more than ever.
283
00:15:46,786 --> 00:15:49,414
You're the only person I can turn to and...
284
00:15:51,332 --> 00:15:52,625
When have I ever disappointed you?
285
00:15:52,709 --> 00:15:54,711
Just a quick loan, honey.
286
00:15:54,794 --> 00:15:57,588
You can do whatever your heart desires
as long as you're home by 3:00.
287
00:15:57,672 --> 00:15:59,173
I'm getting a hernia supporting you.
288
00:15:59,257 --> 00:16:01,134
The old...
289
00:16:01,217 --> 00:16:03,177
Blah, blah, blah!
290
00:16:03,261 --> 00:16:05,179
Frank, wait.
291
00:16:05,263 --> 00:16:09,934
Before we leave like this, is there
anything you want to say to me?
292
00:16:10,018 --> 00:16:11,894
Anything at all?
293
00:16:11,978 --> 00:16:15,919
That's the kind of friend I want
to be from now on, Frank.
294
00:16:16,019 --> 00:16:20,919
- What do you say?
- You miserable fucking asshole.
295
00:16:21,738 --> 00:16:23,031
Thanks a lot, fucker!
296
00:16:23,114 --> 00:16:27,368
- I pour my heart out to you and this is...
- No, Bob, not you! Me!
297
00:16:27,452 --> 00:16:29,787
Guys, I'm sorry.
I got to go see Sue.
298
00:16:29,871 --> 00:16:31,331
I can't do this thing with you.
299
00:16:31,414 --> 00:16:34,709
Can't do this?
You just did do this!
300
00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:36,565
Motherfucker, we just
drugged a vegetable
301
00:16:36,566 --> 00:16:38,338
and stuffed him in
the bottom of a plane!
302
00:16:38,421 --> 00:16:39,589
I know, and I'm sorry.
303
00:16:39,672 --> 00:16:43,092
We can't make this go away!
It's a Class-A felony.
304
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,845
- Not in Texas.
- Hey! What y'all doing here?
305
00:16:45,928 --> 00:16:48,139
- Airport stuff.
- Nothing. Nothing.
306
00:16:48,222 --> 00:16:49,807
We were just leaving.
It's okay.
307
00:16:49,891 --> 00:16:53,770
No, it's not okay.
You're messing with our hijacking!
308
00:16:56,378 --> 00:16:59,150
Everybody put
your motherfucking hands up!
309
00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:01,444
No, no. No, no, no, no!
You can't do this today!
310
00:17:01,527 --> 00:17:03,321
They're not supposed to do it
any day.
311
00:17:03,404 --> 00:17:07,861
If anyone asks, a Puerto Rican
put Scoop on that plane.
312
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:12,330
How did we not see that coming?
313
00:17:12,413 --> 00:17:14,040
We were so blind!
314
00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:17,335
Fucking lettuce!
315
00:17:18,795 --> 00:17:20,463
Get out of the street, lady!
316
00:17:20,546 --> 00:17:23,549
You get out of the street, lady!
317
00:17:26,719 --> 00:17:30,264
That's it, Sue.
Get all those feelings out now.
318
00:17:30,348 --> 00:17:34,477
That way it'll be easier for you
to go back to work tomorrow.
319
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,270
I can't go back there.
320
00:17:36,354 --> 00:17:38,314
That would be humiliating.
321
00:17:38,398 --> 00:17:41,442
Day after day,
knowing what they did to me,
322
00:17:41,526 --> 00:17:44,320
everybody looking at me
like I have a fatal disease.
323
00:17:44,404 --> 00:17:46,072
"Oh, poor Sue.
324
00:17:46,155 --> 00:17:48,574
They stole your idea.
325
00:17:48,658 --> 00:17:53,162
Now go get us some fucking ham sandwiches,
hold the mustard."
326
00:17:54,997 --> 00:17:58,376
Well, would your husband dying
make things better?
327
00:17:58,459 --> 00:18:01,879
The fifth hijacking this
week is taking place in our own backyard.
328
00:18:01,963 --> 00:18:03,631
The hijackers claim to be members
329
00:18:03,714 --> 00:18:08,469
of the Black Liberation Alliance
for Black Liberation or BLABLA.
330
00:18:08,553 --> 00:18:10,062
Oh my God!
331
00:18:11,556 --> 00:18:16,394
This is the FBI!
Release those hostages and surrender now!
332
00:18:16,477 --> 00:18:20,398
Fuck you! No way!
We demand $10 million
333
00:18:20,481 --> 00:18:23,860
to help out my forgotten
brothers and sisters in Detroit!
334
00:18:23,943 --> 00:18:27,330
- And Oakland!
- Sorry, man. We got to cut bait on Oakland.
335
00:18:27,365 --> 00:18:30,700
We do not negotiate with terrorists!
336
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:38,374
This is why I don't come
to your fucking house on Sunday.
337
00:18:41,502 --> 00:18:43,243
Hello?
Hey, Mom.
338
00:18:43,278 --> 00:18:45,590
- How'd your thing go?
- Are we millionaires now?
339
00:18:45,673 --> 00:18:47,300
Your father's in danger.
340
00:18:47,383 --> 00:18:52,221
I need you to find somebody to drive you
to the TV store and pick me up.
341
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,932
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine, honey!
342
00:18:57,977 --> 00:19:00,938
My mom's drunk
and I need a ride to go get her!
343
00:19:01,022 --> 00:19:02,356
Take my horse, partner.
344
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:07,195
- All four hundred of them.
- Seriously?
345
00:19:07,278 --> 00:19:09,655
I'd drive you myself,
but giving up a gram a day
346
00:19:09,656 --> 00:19:12,033
of cocaine habit isn't
as easy as it sounded
347
00:19:12,116 --> 00:19:14,243
when I was on cocaine.
348
00:19:17,288 --> 00:19:21,375
We have a bomb in this suitcase,
and we will use it!
349
00:19:21,459 --> 00:19:23,586
I'm the CEO of the airline.
350
00:19:23,669 --> 00:19:25,922
Let me talk some sense to these people.
351
00:19:26,547 --> 00:19:29,967
What are you fucking
animals doing on my airplane?
352
00:19:30,051 --> 00:19:32,470
- Mr. Dunbarton, no!
- Murphy?!
353
00:19:32,553 --> 00:19:36,724
What the hell are you doing here,
you shamrock-shitting pen-hoarder?
354
00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:40,269
- Fucking up my life, sir!
- This is your last chance.
355
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:43,731
You've got ten seconds to give up
or we're storming the plane.
356
00:19:43,814 --> 00:19:47,948
Then you've got seven seconds before
I blow this whole place the fuck up!
357
00:19:48,444 --> 00:19:50,279
Well, then we'll do it in five.
358
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,323
This ain't Name That Tune, motherfucker!
359
00:19:52,406 --> 00:19:55,451
I'm gonna start shooting
hostages one at a time.
360
00:19:56,327 --> 00:19:59,038
Go ahead. Say your prayers.
361
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:04,252
- Nah, I don't think so.
- Frank, what the fuck?
362
00:20:04,335 --> 00:20:07,838
Buddy, if you shot me now,
you'd be doing me a favor.
363
00:20:07,922 --> 00:20:10,883
My wife hates me... for good reason.
364
00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:12,969
I haven't been there for her.
365
00:20:13,052 --> 00:20:16,180
The only right decision I ever made
was marrying that woman.
366
00:20:16,264 --> 00:20:18,516
And I spent the last two months
throwing it all away.
367
00:20:18,599 --> 00:20:22,061
- Oh, Frank...
- Who the fuck is this guy?
368
00:20:22,144 --> 00:20:25,398
This morning she gave me
one last chance to fix things.
369
00:20:25,481 --> 00:20:27,191
I should have said I was sorry,
370
00:20:27,275 --> 00:20:31,320
that I think she's a great woman,
a wonderful mother,
371
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:34,703
and an absolute animal in the sack.
372
00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:36,826
But I blew it.
373
00:20:36,909 --> 00:20:39,870
I'll tell you what.
Let all these other people go.
374
00:20:39,954 --> 00:20:42,206
They've actually got
something to live for.
375
00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:45,793
As for me?
I deserve a bullet.
376
00:20:46,711 --> 00:20:49,255
So, go ahead.
Just shoot me.
377
00:20:56,012 --> 00:20:57,680
- Frank!
- Dad!
378
00:20:57,763 --> 00:20:59,765
Jesus Christ!
You fucking shot me!
379
00:20:59,849 --> 00:21:02,727
Anybody moves,
the next one is in his head!
380
00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:04,228
Somebody do something!
381
00:21:05,855 --> 00:21:09,546
Get ready to go in. Forty percent
survival rate is acceptable.
382
00:21:09,581 --> 00:21:13,112
Hey! How did this plane get
in my apartment?
383
00:21:13,195 --> 00:21:14,655
Wha...
384
00:21:14,739 --> 00:21:17,074
- That's my nephew!
- Sweet Jesus!
385
00:21:17,158 --> 00:21:19,243
Those butchers are already
maiming hostages!
386
00:21:19,327 --> 00:21:21,245
You dirty trickers!
387
00:21:21,329 --> 00:21:24,332
- Gave me a sleepy coffee!
- Ah, shit.
388
00:21:24,415 --> 00:21:26,167
Time to call my brother-in-law.
389
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:29,211
No hair dryers on the tarmac!
390
00:21:29,295 --> 00:21:31,631
- The bomb!
- Ah!
391
00:21:32,882 --> 00:21:35,384
This is simply incredible.
392
00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:38,888
A courageous Mohican employee is
taking on the hijackers single-handedly.
393
00:21:38,971 --> 00:21:42,016
This is the most heroic thing
this reporter has ever seen
394
00:21:42,099 --> 00:21:45,978
since I reported on my own
reporting of the Vietnam War.
395
00:21:51,150 --> 00:21:52,902
Huh?
396
00:21:57,782 --> 00:21:59,784
Thank you, baseball fans!
397
00:22:02,161 --> 00:22:06,123
Re-segregate now!
It's what white god wants!
398
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:10,294
Let's get those people off that plane!
399
00:22:10,378 --> 00:22:13,172
- FBI!
- Keep your hands where I can see them!
400
00:22:13,255 --> 00:22:15,508
- Murphy!
- Ah, shit.
401
00:22:16,384 --> 00:22:19,261
You accidental ejaculations
thought you could
402
00:22:19,262 --> 00:22:22,139
get rid of my nephew by
stashing him on a plane?
403
00:22:22,223 --> 00:22:25,309
He's a Dunbarton!
Your genetic superior!
404
00:22:25,393 --> 00:22:28,687
Scoop! Scoop! Scoop!
405
00:22:28,771 --> 00:22:32,149
I will see you rot in a
dungeon and your children
406
00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:35,528
will make my underwear
in a Cambodian sweatshop!
407
00:22:35,611 --> 00:22:39,198
And I will wear it once,
throw it out, and demand more!
408
00:22:45,079 --> 00:22:46,622
Holy shit.
409
00:22:47,915 --> 00:22:49,525
Mr. Dunbarton...
410
00:22:54,630 --> 00:22:56,757
Fucking idiot!
411
00:22:58,634 --> 00:23:00,219
Holy shit.
412
00:23:01,303 --> 00:23:04,098
- Holy shit!
- Sweet Jesus!
413
00:23:05,224 --> 00:23:09,228
I think Dunbarton would have wanted us
to take the rest of the day off.
414
00:23:09,311 --> 00:23:11,230
- Frank!
- Sue?
415
00:23:15,313 --> 00:23:17,736
- Ah!
- Oh, my God! Are you okay?
416
00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:20,114
I'll be fine.
It went right through.
417
00:23:20,197 --> 00:23:21,449
And I did kind of ask for it.
418
00:23:21,532 --> 00:23:24,076
I know. I heard everything you said.
419
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,371
Oh. Yeah, I don't think
I was making a whole lot of sense.
420
00:23:27,455 --> 00:23:30,833
I knew exactly what you meant.
And it was beautiful.
421
00:23:30,916 --> 00:23:32,084
- Daddy!
- Dad!
422
00:23:32,168 --> 00:23:34,420
Hey, guys!
I'm sorry you kids had to see that.
423
00:23:34,503 --> 00:23:36,881
Yeah, that was really fucked up.
424
00:23:36,964 --> 00:23:40,468
Yes, it was.
And it's gonna hurt for a while.
425
00:23:40,551 --> 00:23:43,679
But here's how you deal with it:
you just shove it down.
426
00:23:43,762 --> 00:23:46,223
Keep shoving till it goes away.
427
00:23:46,307 --> 00:23:49,393
It will try to come back up,
but just keep shoving it down.
428
00:23:49,477 --> 00:23:50,519
But his face was...
429
00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:52,229
I know, princess, just keep shoving.
430
00:23:52,313 --> 00:23:53,439
We'll take you for ice cream.
431
00:23:54,732 --> 00:23:57,067
- I love you.
- I love you too.
432
00:23:58,402 --> 00:24:00,362
- Gross!
- We're in love.
433
00:24:00,446 --> 00:24:02,490
No, Dad, you're covered in blood!
434
00:24:02,573 --> 00:24:04,700
Well, so were you when I first saw you.
435
00:24:11,707 --> 00:24:15,461
Honey, I'm so sorry
things went sour for you today.
436
00:24:15,544 --> 00:24:17,630
No. Shh. That's not important now.
437
00:24:17,713 --> 00:24:18,881
Yes, it is.
438
00:24:18,964 --> 00:24:20,925
That old broad didn't deserve you.
439
00:24:21,008 --> 00:24:23,177
Your next invention will be even better.
440
00:24:23,260 --> 00:24:27,556
Whatever you want to do,
I will support you one thousand percent.
441
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,808
Thank you, sweetie.
442
00:24:30,768 --> 00:24:34,063
And you didn't have to go to the pawn shop
and buy this old thing back.
443
00:24:34,146 --> 00:24:36,273
I sure as hell did.
444
00:24:36,357 --> 00:24:38,025
And I'll never lose sight of it again.
445
00:24:38,108 --> 00:24:40,528
But it cost $250.
446
00:24:40,611 --> 00:24:43,322
It was worth every penny
of what I traded it for.
447
00:24:43,405 --> 00:24:46,992
- What the fuck?
- What are we supposed to watch now?
448
00:24:47,076 --> 00:24:49,703
- Watch each other!
- Such a dick!
449
00:24:49,787 --> 00:24:54,124
They'll be fine. Maybe Maureen
will teach Kevin to read.
450
00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:57,545
Frank, it feels like
we have a chance at a new start.
451
00:24:57,628 --> 00:25:00,756
The kids are getting older now and
they're not gonna need us as much anymore.
452
00:25:00,839 --> 00:25:02,800
You could go back to college.
453
00:25:02,883 --> 00:25:04,718
And you could take flight lessons.
454
00:25:04,802 --> 00:25:06,512
Maybe I will.
455
00:25:06,595 --> 00:25:08,514
Come here, beautiful.
456
00:25:11,809 --> 00:25:14,687
- Oh, Frank.
- Latex, my dear?
457
00:25:14,770 --> 00:25:17,189
Ooh, I smell cherries.
458
00:25:34,206 --> 00:25:36,375
One, two, three, baby!
459
00:25:36,458 --> 00:25:38,669
One, two, three, baby!
460
00:25:38,752 --> 00:25:40,504
Baby! Baby! Baby!
Baby! Baby!
461
00:25:42,223 --> 00:25:45,009
♪ And you're having my baby ♪
462
00:25:46,302 --> 00:25:51,098
♪ I'm a woman in love
And I love what it's doing to me ♪
463
00:25:52,266 --> 00:25:54,393
♪ Having my baby! ♪
464
00:25:55,853 --> 00:26:01,108
♪ I'm a woman in love
And I love what is going through me ♪
465
00:26:01,191 --> 00:26:03,485
- # Yeah #
- # Didn't have to keep it #
466
00:26:03,569 --> 00:26:07,489
- # Oh, no #
- # Wouldn't put you through it #
467
00:26:08,574 --> 00:26:11,201
♪ You could've swept it
from your life ♪
468
00:26:11,285 --> 00:26:14,038
♪ But you wouldn't do it ♪
469
00:26:14,121 --> 00:26:17,207
- # Said you wouldn't do it #
- # No, no, no #
470
00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:20,202
♪ And you're having my baby ♪
471
00:26:21,170 --> 00:26:26,967
♪ I'm a woman in love
And I love what it's doing to me ♪
472
00:26:27,051 --> 00:26:29,420
♪ Having my baby ♪
473
00:26:30,846 --> 00:26:36,685
♪ I'm a woman in love
And I love what's going through me ♪
474
00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:39,772
- # Having my baby #
- # Having my baby #
475
00:26:39,855 --> 00:26:45,227
♪ It's another way of saying
How much I love you... ♪
476
00:26:47,613 --> 00:26:49,990
- Fuck me.
- Fuck me.
477
00:26:53,074 --> 00:26:56,542
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