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[instrumental music on TV]

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<i>[man on TV] Mail your confession
along with five dollars to me, </i>

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<i>Jesus, P.O. Box 38,
FDR Station, New York.</i>

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<i>Tell Jesus your secret.</i>

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Uh-huh.

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Yes, that's very troubling.

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Thanks for calling me on a Sunday.

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I promise you, we will handle
this with Kevin immediately.

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<i>- Kevin, you lying sack of shit!
- [Kevin] What?</i>

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<i>[man 1 on TV] We'll return to Jesus and
the Bible Buddies after these messages.</i>

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<i>[man 2 on TV] This Friday,
Colt gets it on with death</i>

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<i>on an all new Colt Luger.</i>

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<i>Colt's investigation
leads him to a cathouse.</i>

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<i>Beat it, gumshoe. I'm
trying to earn a living.</i>

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<i>- The world's oldest profession.
- Prostitution?</i>

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<i>- Smacking broads.
- Oh!</i>

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[grunts]

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<i>[man 2 on TV] Danger wears a D-cup.</i>

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<i>This week, on an all new Colt Luger.</i>

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I was watching that.

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No, you weren't. And now you're not.

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OK, little man, come on outside.

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- Yeah, Dad?
- How would you like to go

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to a football game in the
city with your old man?

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Wow, yeah!

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- I thought you were taking Kevin.
- Yeah, he's not going now.

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- When did he decide that?
- Just now when I told him.

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This shit took me all morning!

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You promised you were gonna take me!

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Well, you lied to me!
You gave me your word

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saying you were working on
those history assignments,

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and all of a sudden, I get
a call from your teacher

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saying you haven't done a single one!

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It's history!
It's not going anywhere!

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When I get home tonight, I want to see

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half of those assignments
completed, or as God is

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my witness, I will put you
through that fuckin' wall!

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We're outside, genius!
There is no wall!

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Then I will build one and I
will fucking put you through it!

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[hushed] Would you please stop screaming

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in front of the entire neighborhood?!

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Don't worry, I didn't hear anything.

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<i>I heard, but I didn't understand it.</i>

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Sorry, Susan, but your son is no good.
You're not man enough

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to live up to your agreement,
so Bill gets to go to the game.

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That's final! He's a man.
He finished all his homework!

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- I didn't have any.
- Shut up and get in the car.

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And you get in the house!
[Major whines, barks]

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[whimpering]

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Hey, Frank.
You taking a Sunday drive?

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- Going to a game in the city, Vic.
- Oh, sweet, man.

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A boy and his dad
spending the day together,

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- that is some salt of the Earth stuff.
- Oh, I got tickets too!

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But I can't go, 'cause I
got one sick Izzie here.

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He got into by booger sugar, and
now he thinks he's a dinosaur.

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- Can you dig it? Crazy, man.
- Yeah, watch your toes.

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[engine starts]

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[loud backfire]
[tires squealing]

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Rock on, my brother!

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That's it, Dad. Drive away
like a chickenshit dildo!

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[tires screeching]
[Bill grunting]

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- What did you say?
- Nothing.

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- That's what I thought.
- So unfair!

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- Well, Kevin, you made your bed.
- Not yet, but I will!

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- God, get off my back!
- Don't you talk to me that way!

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Now look who's screaming in
front of the whole neighborhood!

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Still didn't hear anything.

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[up-tempo song playing]

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[grunts, screams]

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<b>1x03 - "The Trough"</b>

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<i>[Kevin] I hate my goddamn life!</i>

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Stupid lipstick.

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Look, honey, I know
you're upset at your dad.

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He's such a jerk.

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He's a bigger Hitler than
Mr. Hitler's brother, Hitler!

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- Wait, who?
- It's not fair!

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Kevin, you lied to us,
and you need to grow up.

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Look, Maureen and I are going
shopping, and while we're gone,

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I fully expect you to
get your assignments done.

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I'll see you in a few hours.

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Humph.

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[engine starts]

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I need to get toasted, now.

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<i>[Frank] Billy, you are gonna love this.</i>

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You and me, the Murphy men.
You're excited, right?

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- Uh, sure, Dad.
- 'Course you are. This is incredible.

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Your first game and you're sitting on
the 50-yard line in corporate seats.

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Are you kidding me? At your age?

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<i>Do you realize how lucky you are?</i>

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<i>- Yeah.
- Jesus, I wish I had me for a dad.</i>

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Hey, grab me a cold one out
of the cooler. There you go.

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You're up, little man.
Hold the wheel.

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You're gonna love the stadium.
The field is so green!

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<i>And I got a great
shortcut to get us there.</i>

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Put the lock down.
I'll tell you, this is gonna be great.

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- Shouldn't we help that guy?
- [softly] No. Do not make eye contact.

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Hey, my main man. I ran outta gas.

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Don't make eye contact.

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- Can you help a brother out?
- Shit, I made eye contact.

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[yelling] Don't kill me!
I have a family!

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<i>[tires squealing]
Fucking asshole!</i>

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Oh, what a day. I told you
it was gonna be great, huh?

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<i>Just you and me, buddy. This'll
be a day you will remember forever.</i>

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[classical music plays on radio]

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[Ken yells]

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Oh, that looks so fun!
Why do I have to go with you?

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Stop pouting. You and I are
gonna have lots of fun today.

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We get to see the new mall,

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and buy supplies for
my Plast-A-Ware party.

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- Why?
- Because it's Mommy's job.

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Daddy says moms only work
when the husband's in jail.

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Daddy... sometimes says
things he doesn't mean.

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- And I love my job.
- How much money do you make?

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Well, they pay me in
free Plast-A-Ware bowls.

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- Is there money in the bowls?
- I better watch the road.

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<i>[Frank] Wait till you see this.
You ready?</i>

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<i>- You ready?
- [Bill] I'm ready.</i>

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- Here we go.
- [gasps] Wow!

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Didn't I tell ya? It's a cathedral.

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<i>- Oh! Aren't these seats great?
- We're so close. </i>

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I can see the ash on the
quarterback's cigarette.

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Hey, you gonna tell your
friends about this tomorrow,

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about what a great old man you got?

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- Sure, Dad.
- Of course you will.

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- All right, Rustys!
- Whoo-hoo!

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Excuse me, but I believe
you're in my seats.

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Huh? No, no, no. These are
ours, pal. Keep it moving.

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Here, I'll show you the tickets.

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Get those outta my face.
These are company seats, pal.

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They belong to Mohican Airways.
Do you see that? Mohican Airways.

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Do you belong to Mohican Airways?

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I am Mohican Airways!
I'm Roger Dunbarton, the CEO.

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Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, Mr. Dunbarton!

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Mr. Dunbarton, I'm so sorry.
Frank Murphy, baggage department.

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Take your hat off, Bill.

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Murphy, yes.
You recently got promoted.

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<i>Bob Pogo's been singing your praises.</i>

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That is when that whale isn't
singing the "Oscar Meyer Weiner Song."

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[laughing]

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- Get out of my seats.
- Oh, yes. Yes, I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. Bill, you're
in the man's seat.

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<i>[announcer] Stopped on the
Piledriver 31-yard line.</i>

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Mr. Dunbarton, uh...
may I say it is an honor...

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- Dad, can I get a pennant?
- Yeah, yeah. Here you go. Get two.

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Mr. Dunbarton, can I buy you a beer?

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That horse piss is for peasants.

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On this side of the tracks,
we drink private stock.

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We're drinking brandy,
and my name is Brandy!

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- Isn't that funny?
- It's very funny, Brandy.

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- [chuckles] Yeah.
- It's hilarious. [laughs]

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Right?
[forced laugh]

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[chortles] Yes. Yes!

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Everyone laugh at my wife's funny joke.

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Laugh, damn you!

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<i>[man] Sit down!</i>

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[rock music playing]

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[glass shatters]

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Splifter time!

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[mimics Jamaican accent] Yah, mon,
let's clean them ganja seeds

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before daylight comes
and me wanna go home.

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Where'd you get that queer
album from, your Dad's asshole?

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It's the first double album
I grabbed. Leave me alone.

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- Just busting you.
- When I was little,

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my parents put this on
every Sunday after dinner.

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Like they were Mr. and
Mrs. Liberace or some shit.

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Oh, you're bumming me out!
Let's blaze.

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[straining] My dad is such a hard-ass.

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He's breaking my balls
'cause I'm flunking history.

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Who needs to learn about
shit that already happened?

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If they had a class called
"future," I'd be all over it.

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Yeah, man. In the future,
you won't even have to study.

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You just take a smart pill.

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[straining] I would
totally overdose on those.

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[boys laughing]

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<i>Can you point me to
the bargain basement?</i>

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<i>I'm recently separated.
I don't think he ever loved me.</i>

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Oh, God, not her.

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Uh, Maureen, honey, let's go
play with the pots and pans.

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- Mommy, why are you pulling me?
- [woman] Sue?

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- Sue Murphy?
- Ah, fuck me.

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Ginny, hi!
It's so good to see you.

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- I'd love to talk, but...
- Oh, thank you.

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My own mother
won't even listen to me.

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Um...
honey, here's some pennies.

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Go make a wish in the fountain
in front of the organ store.

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[chuckles] All right!

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Thank you, Sue.
You're such a good friend.

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- Yes, well, I don't have a whole...
- It all began on the honeymoon.

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<i>[announcer] And that's
the end of the first half!</i>

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<i>The Piledrivers: 39,
your Rustys: two.</i>

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I don't want to brag,
sir, but since I took over

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the department, I already
found that stair car

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- that was missing since last fall.
- Good for you.

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You know, I once did a shift
in the baggage department

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just to see what it was like,
mix in with the fellas.

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- Really?
- Good God, no! [chortling]

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Ah, it's a hell of a
thing that happened to Ed,

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- wasn't it, Frank?
- Oh, yeah. Terrible, terrible.

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Do you know how much it costs to
replace one of those propellers?

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- No.
- Neither did I, until Ed walked into one.

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[chuckles]

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You see, Frank, in business, it's the

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unforeseen expenses that
can cripple a company.

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Get that goddamn finger out of my face!

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[man grunts]

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- Dad, my soda!
- Nice throw, sir!

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Frank, the last thing this
company needs is a strike.

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When will these employees
learn that we're

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- all pulling together?
- Uh, there's a lot of factors, sir,

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and these guys, you know,
they work really hard.

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Now listen to me. You're
not their friend anymore,

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you're their boss!
They need to fear you.

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They need to know that you can fuck
their wife better than they can.

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- [softly] OK.
- I like you, Frank.

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- Just don't ever cross me.
- I would never do that, sir.

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Good. I think that God,
in His infinite wisdom,

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fed Ed's face into that
propeller so that you would

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be in this football
stadium on this day with me.

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You have been anointed, Frank.

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Don't let me, or God, down.
Same thing.

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- Dad, will you take me to the bathroom?
- Not now, I'm being anointed.

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- I really have to go.
- I'll take him. Follow me.

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Don't buy a hot dog, Brandy.
You're gettin' fat.

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[giggles]

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- Oh, you.
- I mean it. I'll cut you off!

226
00:11:34,046 --> 00:11:37,063
[loud munching]

227
00:11:38,342 --> 00:11:41,429
Fuck him, I'll eat what I want!

228
00:11:49,353 --> 00:11:50,770
[men chattering]
[man belches]

229
00:11:50,854 --> 00:11:52,856
<i>[man 1] What a dick!
[man 2 shouts indistinctly]</i>

230
00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:54,816
<i>[man 1] Shit-cock!
[man belches]</i>

231
00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:55,817
Ugh.

232
00:11:55,901 --> 00:11:58,153
<i>[overlapping chatter]
[man 1] Fuck that guy!</i>

233
00:11:58,237 --> 00:11:59,779
<i>Bullshit.
[light buzzing]</i>

234
00:11:59,863 --> 00:12:02,324
<i>- [man 3] Hey, move it.
- [man 1] ...my fuckin' dick...</i>

235
00:12:02,408 --> 00:12:03,451
<i>[man 4] Goddamn stall!</i>

236
00:12:03,534 --> 00:12:06,078
<i>- Hey, man, you're taking too long.
- [man 5] I'm taking a shit!</i>

237
00:12:06,161 --> 00:12:08,205
<i>- [man 6] Who pissed on this?!
- [man 7] Should've gone for it.</i>

238
00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:12,376
[man coughing]

239
00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:13,711
[retching]

240
00:12:14,879 --> 00:12:18,663
[music]

241
00:12:37,859 --> 00:12:40,404
[fans clamoring]

242
00:12:46,535 --> 00:12:48,663
[inaudible chatter]

243
00:12:49,999 --> 00:12:52,540
[inhales]

244
00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:53,875
[sputtering]

245
00:12:53,959 --> 00:12:57,379
[straining] Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. [coughs]

246
00:12:59,548 --> 00:13:01,634
[crickets chirping]

247
00:13:02,677 --> 00:13:07,931
I have a question. If you had to
screw a First Lady, who would it be?

248
00:13:08,015 --> 00:13:11,393
- I know.
- And you can't say "Jackie Kennedy."

249
00:13:11,477 --> 00:13:13,813
If I can't say "Jackie Kennedy," I quit.

250
00:13:13,895 --> 00:13:17,941
- She's so sad.
- Stupid record.

251
00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:27,702
[birds twittering]

252
00:13:27,785 --> 00:13:30,454
- Let's play catch, Daddy.
- You betcha, Kevin.

253
00:13:32,331 --> 00:13:36,080
[dog barks]
[music]

254
00:13:40,548 --> 00:13:41,881
[barking]

255
00:13:41,965 --> 00:13:43,925
<i>[Frank] Remember this wonderful day,</i>

256
00:13:44,009 --> 00:13:45,990
<i>because there might be
a time when you're older</i>

257
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,971
<i>and we're not getting along so good,</i>

258
00:13:48,055 --> 00:13:50,516
<i>and you'll remember that the
most important thing in life</i>

259
00:13:50,599 --> 00:13:52,476
<i>is that I'll always be your father.</i>

260
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,187
<i>And I'll always love
you, no matter what.</i>

261
00:13:55,270 --> 00:13:57,565
<i>Oh, and you don't want
to be with Jackie Kennedy</i>

262
00:13:57,648 --> 00:13:59,692
<i>because she was married
to President Kennedy,</i>

263
00:13:59,775 --> 00:14:01,557
<i>and he fucked everybody.</i>

264
00:14:02,444 --> 00:14:06,407
I love you, Daddy.
I'm sorry things got so messed up.

265
00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:08,826
[boy chuckling]
Kevin's tripping!

266
00:14:08,908 --> 00:14:10,118
[laughing]

267
00:14:10,202 --> 00:14:12,162
I gotta get my act together.

268
00:14:12,246 --> 00:14:13,748
Starting right...
[siren chirps]

269
00:14:13,831 --> 00:14:16,625
- The cops!
- Oh, let's get outta here!

270
00:14:18,377 --> 00:14:21,547
No woman should spend
Valentine's Day night driving

271
00:14:21,548 --> 00:14:24,717
all over the city,
searching for her husband.

272
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,968
Wow, it's five o'clock and...

273
00:14:27,052 --> 00:14:30,999
We hadn't had sex facing
each other for seven years.

274
00:14:31,752 --> 00:14:32,878
<i>[Bill] Dad, I'm cold.</i>

275
00:14:32,961 --> 00:14:35,338
[slurring] I need the window down.
It helps me think.

276
00:14:35,422 --> 00:14:38,800
Ah! Wasn't this a great day?
We had fun together, right?

277
00:14:38,884 --> 00:14:41,011
Yeah. You spent a lot of
time with the grown-ups.

278
00:14:41,095 --> 00:14:43,680
No, no, no, those weren't
just any grown-ups, son.

279
00:14:43,764 --> 00:14:47,351
I made a powerful friend today.
Do you know who that...

280
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,393
Do you know who that Mr. Dunbarton is?

281
00:14:48,476 --> 00:14:52,147
That is the owner of Mohican
Airways. The big chief.

282
00:14:52,231 --> 00:14:53,857
A man to be reckoned with.

283
00:14:53,941 --> 00:14:56,151
He spent the last quarter
sleeping in his wife's lap.

284
00:14:56,235 --> 00:14:59,258
And now he knows who I
am, and he's trusting your

285
00:14:59,259 --> 00:15:02,282
father to smooth over this
whole strike situation.

286
00:15:02,365 --> 00:15:06,349
I'm important.
I have been anointed...

287
00:15:06,411 --> 00:15:09,664
<i>[shouting] ...a titan of transportation!</i>

288
00:15:09,748 --> 00:15:11,833
[car sputters]

289
00:15:13,127 --> 00:15:14,169
[backfires]

290
00:15:17,422 --> 00:15:20,300
Ah, shit.
Did your mother drive this?

291
00:15:21,042 --> 00:15:23,579
[music]

292
00:15:24,679 --> 00:15:27,348
- Oh! Roll the windows up, Bill.
- I thought you needed to think.

293
00:15:27,432 --> 00:15:29,601
I'm done thinking! Roll them up!

294
00:15:29,684 --> 00:15:31,770
Oh, man! I don't want to go to juvie!

295
00:15:31,853 --> 00:15:33,438
My mom is gonna kill me!

296
00:15:33,521 --> 00:15:35,816
It's hard to run! I can't feel my feet!

297
00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:38,293
Come on, let's go!

298
00:15:39,611 --> 00:15:41,529
Uh, hey. I gotta go back.

299
00:15:41,613 --> 00:15:43,865
- You what?
- [stammers] I left my wallet there.

300
00:15:43,949 --> 00:15:46,618
So I gotta go back for it.
Wait for me here.

301
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:52,124
[tires squealing]
Oh, shit! Son of a bitch!

302
00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:54,793
[cans clattering]

303
00:15:56,503 --> 00:15:58,713
Oh, where is it?

304
00:16:00,507 --> 00:16:02,009
[sighs]

305
00:16:02,092 --> 00:16:03,760
- Hey! Come over here!
- Shit!

306
00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:09,516
Oh, come on!
I just need gas, have a heart!

307
00:16:09,599 --> 00:16:11,601
I fought in Korea!
[honking]

308
00:16:11,685 --> 00:16:14,771
- Get outta the road!
- Ah, fuck you, lady!

309
00:16:14,855 --> 00:16:16,982
Dad, maybe we should
walk to a gas station.

310
00:16:17,065 --> 00:16:18,650
I saw one a few blocks back.

311
00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:20,568
Bill, this isn't a
good neighborhood, OK?

312
00:16:20,652 --> 00:16:23,780
Five blocks here is like
a thousand in our neighborhood.

313
00:16:23,864 --> 00:16:26,241
Christ, we'd be better off
drilling into the ground.

314
00:16:26,325 --> 00:16:29,397
- Yo, Frank. Frank Murphy!
- Rosie?

315
00:16:29,432 --> 00:16:30,871
What the hell are you doing down here?

316
00:16:30,954 --> 00:16:33,790
Oh, you know, we were just
coming from the game and...

317
00:16:33,874 --> 00:16:36,877
Man, get your Irish ass inside
before you freeze. [chuckles]

318
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:40,547
Hey, go to Texaco and get my
friend some gas, all right?

319
00:16:40,630 --> 00:16:42,841
You guys come on in.

320
00:16:42,924 --> 00:16:45,510
When the fuck did I become the gas guy?

321
00:16:45,593 --> 00:16:47,512
Hey, get this man some coffee.

322
00:16:47,595 --> 00:16:50,401
Yo, kid, the bathroom's
over there if you need it.

323
00:16:51,474 --> 00:16:52,600
I'm OK.

324
00:16:52,684 --> 00:16:55,770
Hey, Rosie, why'd you
bring that cracker in here?

325
00:16:55,854 --> 00:16:57,689
Relax, he's cool man, he's cool.

326
00:16:57,772 --> 00:17:01,609
<i>- [woman] Shit, man, dude look like a cop!
- They all look like cops! [chortles]</i>

327
00:17:01,693 --> 00:17:03,945
[all laughing]

328
00:17:04,029 --> 00:17:06,698
Yeah, I guess we do.
Everybody put your hands up!

329
00:17:06,781 --> 00:17:07,991
[silence]

330
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,160
[scattered coughs]

331
00:17:12,954 --> 00:17:14,581
Not in here, Frank.

332
00:17:14,664 --> 00:17:18,001
<i>[man over PA] Waterbridge
Mall is now closing. Thank you.</i>

333
00:17:18,835 --> 00:17:22,130
I tried so hard to please him.
I did everything he asked.

334
00:17:22,214 --> 00:17:24,791
I cut my hair short,
I put on aftershave,

335
00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:28,220
- but he wouldn't touch me.
- I... I don't know, Ginny.

336
00:17:28,303 --> 00:17:33,267
- I even put a hot quarter up his ass.
- Ginny, stop! The mall is closing.

337
00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:35,560
I've got to find Maureen
and go home and make dinner.

338
00:17:35,643 --> 00:17:39,126
Oh. Well, excuse me.
I am so sorry that my

339
00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:42,609
life falling apart
has inconvenienced you.

340
00:17:42,692 --> 00:17:43,818
Ginny...

341
00:17:43,902 --> 00:17:45,862
Why'd I even bother
talking to you at all?

342
00:17:45,946 --> 00:17:49,408
You can't understand how I feel,
with your perfect life.

343
00:17:49,490 --> 00:17:53,912
- And your beautiful kids.
- My life isn't perfect, okay?!

344
00:17:53,995 --> 00:17:56,915
Outside of being a wife and
a mother, I've got nothing!

345
00:17:56,998 --> 00:17:59,709
I sell plastic that I cry into!

346
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:01,962
We've all got our shit to carry, Ginny!

347
00:18:02,045 --> 00:18:05,465
Sometimes I wish I'd never got married!
[gasping]

348
00:18:07,426 --> 00:18:10,220
Do you ever stop thinking of yourself?

349
00:18:13,807 --> 00:18:15,542
<i>[Maureen] Is that true, Mommy?</i>

350
00:18:16,017 --> 00:18:18,979
[sighs] Put those coins
back in the fountain.

351
00:18:19,062 --> 00:18:20,981
[jazz music playing]
[laughter, chatter]

352
00:18:23,566 --> 00:18:26,027
Dad, I don't see any
John Denver records.

353
00:18:26,111 --> 00:18:29,697
Just keep looking, kid...
about 100 blocks North of here!

354
00:18:29,781 --> 00:18:31,074
[laughing]

355
00:18:32,242 --> 00:18:34,286
This is an all-black neighborhood.

356
00:18:34,369 --> 00:18:37,998
So anyway, I had no sick days left.
No personal time, right?

357
00:18:38,081 --> 00:18:40,896
Frank Murphy covered my
whole shift so I could

358
00:18:40,897 --> 00:18:43,711
go to the hospital to
see my daughter be born.

359
00:18:43,795 --> 00:18:47,715
It was an honor, and I asked
nothing in return. [laughs]

360
00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:50,260
So how's my little
goddaughter, Frankalina?

361
00:18:50,344 --> 00:18:52,053
[cackling]

362
00:18:52,137 --> 00:18:53,347
[laughs]

363
00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:55,807
- This guy!
- Ah, this guy!

364
00:18:55,890 --> 00:18:58,852
- I fucking love this guy!
- To Frank Murphy.

365
00:18:58,935 --> 00:19:01,562
Best friend a luggage jockey ever had.

366
00:19:01,646 --> 00:19:04,774
With you on our side,
man, Bob Pogo can take his

367
00:19:04,775 --> 00:19:07,902
cutbacks and shove 'em up
his fat, bacon-eatin' ass.

368
00:19:07,986 --> 00:19:10,300
- That's right, that's right!
- Yeah, and the football

369
00:19:10,301 --> 00:19:12,615
tickets he gave us
weren't that good anyway.

370
00:19:12,699 --> 00:19:15,285
- What, say what?
- Uh, nothing, nothing.

371
00:19:15,369 --> 00:19:17,662
Bob Pogo gave my dad the
corporate seats today,

372
00:19:17,745 --> 00:19:19,373
but we had to share
'em with Mr. Dunbarton.

373
00:19:19,456 --> 00:19:21,624
He likes my dad a lot.
Kept talking to him

374
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,793
the whole time about
how to scare employees.

375
00:19:23,877 --> 00:19:26,867
- Dunbarton, huh?
- [stammers] OK, yeah, yeah.

376
00:19:26,902 --> 00:19:30,675
Bob... Bob gave me the corporate
seats, but I had to take 'em.

377
00:19:30,758 --> 00:19:33,220
But I'm still with you. Meeting
Dunbarton gave me the chance

378
00:19:33,303 --> 00:19:35,722
to put a human face on the
baggage handlers' union.

379
00:19:35,805 --> 00:19:38,141
Which face am I talking to now?

380
00:19:39,476 --> 00:19:41,319
Your gas is here, man.

381
00:19:42,312 --> 00:19:43,813
You're welcome.

382
00:19:47,234 --> 00:19:48,651
<i>Hey!
[shrieks]</i>

383
00:19:48,735 --> 00:19:52,447
It's your neighbor, Mr. Holtenwasser.
[screams]

384
00:19:52,531 --> 00:19:55,367
Kevin, it is cold.
 Let me take you home.

385
00:19:55,450 --> 00:20:00,872
- Thanks, but...
- Oh, please, I insist. Hop in.

386
00:20:06,044 --> 00:20:07,045
Whoa.

387
00:20:17,305 --> 00:20:20,350
Dad, are you mad at me
for telling your friend

388
00:20:20,351 --> 00:20:23,695
- about the tickets?
- Nah. It's my fault anyway.

389
00:20:24,145 --> 00:20:26,523
I'm sorry today didn't turn
out the way you'd hoped.

390
00:20:26,606 --> 00:20:29,650
It's OK.
Can I ask you something else?

391
00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:32,112
- 'Course you can.
- This strike thing at work,

392
00:20:32,195 --> 00:20:34,614
how can you be on the boss'
side and your friend's side?

393
00:20:34,697 --> 00:20:36,116
[sighs]

394
00:20:36,199 --> 00:20:37,651
You can't.

395
00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:40,370
<i>Hang on, I'm not done yet.</i>

396
00:20:40,454 --> 00:20:43,123
- Well, didn't you go at the game?
- Hell, no!

397
00:20:43,206 --> 00:20:46,042
[classical music plays on radio]

398
00:20:46,126 --> 00:20:50,004
- Why'd you make me put the coins back?
- Because it was stealing.

399
00:20:50,088 --> 00:20:53,383
- But it was my wish.
- Well, not all wishes come true.

400
00:20:53,467 --> 00:20:56,261
Like your wish that
you never got married?

401
00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:59,139
No. [stammers]
I didn't... No.

402
00:20:59,222 --> 00:21:02,934
That's not... I said that,
but I didn't really mean it.

403
00:21:03,017 --> 00:21:07,730
I was, you know, just trying
to make Ginny feel better.

404
00:21:07,814 --> 00:21:11,838
Oh. So when I heard Daddy
say he wished he never

405
00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:15,863
got married, who was he
trying to make feel better?

406
00:21:15,947 --> 00:21:18,492
I will be sure to ask him that.

407
00:21:18,575 --> 00:21:21,869
It's nice to finally
speak to you, Kevin.

408
00:21:21,953 --> 00:21:24,122
I've watched you grow for years.

409
00:21:24,205 --> 00:21:28,918
- What? Like, through the curtains or...
- On the street, at play.

410
00:21:29,002 --> 00:21:33,465
Did you know I was the first
homeowner in the subdivision?

411
00:21:33,548 --> 00:21:38,678
Well, me and my wife.
Her name was Mary.

412
00:21:38,761 --> 00:21:41,806
Was a nurse in the
U.S. Army hospital at...

413
00:21:42,432 --> 00:21:44,058
Holy shit, it's my dad!

414
00:21:44,142 --> 00:21:45,226
Shit!

415
00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:47,562
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

416
00:21:47,646 --> 00:21:50,315
<i>[Mr. Holtenwasser] Have
a wonderful evening!</i>

417
00:21:50,398 --> 00:21:51,983
[panting]

418
00:21:56,571 --> 00:21:57,447
[Kevin grunts]

419
00:22:01,284 --> 00:22:02,243
[groaning]

420
00:22:03,495 --> 00:22:04,996
[gasps]

421
00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:11,169
There is something
I really need to ask you.

422
00:22:11,252 --> 00:22:14,214
Ah, Sue, for Christ sake.
I've had a hell of a day.

423
00:22:14,297 --> 00:22:16,757
Have you been drinking?
Has he been drinking?

424
00:22:16,841 --> 00:22:18,092
Don't make me snitch on him!

425
00:22:18,176 --> 00:22:20,428
- That means yes.
- Oh, give me a break.

426
00:22:20,512 --> 00:22:22,222
I was at a football game.
What do you want from me?

427
00:22:22,305 --> 00:22:23,181
[gasping]

428
00:22:23,264 --> 00:22:25,684
[slow instrumental music playing]

429
00:22:31,189 --> 00:22:34,775
[sighs] Oh!
You back already?

430
00:22:35,860 --> 00:22:39,906
- Wow, you're really studying.
- Oh, yeah, sure am. Like crazy.

431
00:22:39,989 --> 00:22:41,991
Did you know there were two World Wars?

432
00:22:42,075 --> 00:22:46,705
- Huh. I haven't heard this music in...
- A very long time.

433
00:22:46,787 --> 00:22:50,791
- I always liked it, too.
- Why'd you play this now?

434
00:22:53,587 --> 00:22:55,004
Just wanted to hear something sucky.

435
00:22:55,088 --> 00:22:56,881
It's better than your
"Elfin King" bullshit!

436
00:22:56,964 --> 00:22:59,467
That is enough!
We love each other!

437
00:22:59,551 --> 00:23:02,637
We've been apart all day
and now we are

438
00:23:02,638 --> 00:23:05,724
gonna spend the evening
together, as a family.

439
00:23:05,806 --> 00:23:07,808
<i>[man on TV] Bobby, I
asked you to mow the lawn.</i>

440
00:23:07,892 --> 00:23:09,436
<i>I did mow the lawn, Dad.</i>

441
00:23:09,519 --> 00:23:12,230
<i>But the grass is just
as high as it was, Bobby.</i>

442
00:23:12,313 --> 00:23:15,734
<i>Oh, golly!
You meant mow our lawn!</i>

443
00:23:15,816 --> 00:23:17,110
<i>Bobby!
[laugh track on TV]</i>

444
00:23:17,944 --> 00:23:19,696
[whispers] Hey, guess
what I found out today?

445
00:23:19,778 --> 00:23:22,823
We were all wrong about our
neighbor, you know, Mr. Hitler?

446
00:23:22,907 --> 00:23:23,866
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

447
00:23:23,950 --> 00:23:26,119
He's not a Nazi.
 He's got one of those

448
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,288
weird stars hanging
from his rearview mirror.

449
00:23:28,371 --> 00:23:31,207
- He's a Satan worshiper!
- Holy crap!

450
00:23:31,291 --> 00:23:34,294
- Pretty great, huh?
- Hey! I spent 700 bucks on a TV

451
00:23:34,377 --> 00:23:37,130
so I could watch a family
being happy. So zip it.

452
00:23:37,213 --> 00:23:39,048
[laugh track on TV]
[up-tempo music]

453
00:23:44,679 --> 00:23:46,640
<i>[Frank snoring]
[man on TV] Tonight, I unveil the first</i>

454
00:23:46,723 --> 00:23:51,060
<i>of my six-part series:
To Be Black In Today's America.</i>

455
00:23:51,144 --> 00:23:54,522
<i>I witnessed firsthand the
silent scourge of racism as,</i>

456
00:23:54,606 --> 00:23:56,691
<i>disguised as a typical
inner-city Negro,</i>

457
00:23:56,775 --> 00:24:00,361
<i>I tried in vain to find
help for my disabled vehicle.</i>

458
00:24:00,445 --> 00:24:04,532
<i>Not a single Caucasian driver
stopped to assist me, a black man.</i>

459
00:24:04,616 --> 00:24:08,035
<i>Hey, my main man, I ran outta gas.
Can you help a brother out?</i>

460
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:09,912
<i>Don't kill me, I have a family!</i>

461
00:24:09,996 --> 00:24:14,709
<i>There you have it: the face
of racism in America today.</i>

462
00:24:14,793 --> 00:24:17,003
Man, you think you know a guy.

463
00:24:17,086 --> 00:24:20,839
Oh, this day gets
curiouser and curiouser.

464
00:24:21,633 --> 00:24:25,052
Hey, it's me. We can't trust
Frank Murphy to help us out.

465
00:24:25,136 --> 00:24:27,930
It's time for the union
to set a strike date.

466
00:24:28,598 --> 00:24:32,059
No, obviously, I don't
know what time it is!

467
00:24:32,443 --> 00:24:33,803
[jazz music playing]

468
00:24:59,629 --> 00:25:01,088
[gunshot]
[casing clatters]