1 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:11,212 From this humble airfield, 2 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:13,214 a journey of epic proportions. 3 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:15,616 These brave explorers will make their way 4 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,185 to Cape Canaveral 5 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:19,320 for tomorrow's historic launch of the 6 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:22,156 first ever manned mission to Mars. 7 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:25,126 These pioneers of space known as 8 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:27,595 "The Mars 9" must today say goodbye 9 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:30,364 to their loved ones and tomorrow to this 10 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:34,268 spinning blue marble we call Earth. 11 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:38,306 [indistinct papparazzi chatter] 12 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,845 - Whenever you look at the moon, 13 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:49,150 just know that I'm looking at the same moon. 14 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:50,218 - Are you? 15 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:54,655 I think Earth and Mars have different moons, Baby. 16 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:56,290 - What about the sun? 17 00:00:56,324 --> 00:01:00,494 - Same sun. 18 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:10,538 These intrepid men and women will depart 19 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:14,442 not knowing when, or even if, they will return. 20 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:16,244 - Mrs. Von Webber, over here. 21 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:18,646 You look stunning. 22 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,318 [theme song] * Hey yes you know 23 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:28,656 * I'm feeling fine I'm feeling fine * 24 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:32,260 - Welp, said goodbye to Lex. 25 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,128 I can't believe he's really leaving. 26 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:36,164 - I'm sorry, Honey. 27 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:37,598 Could you use some cheering up? 28 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:40,901 - Yeah. I know just the thing. 29 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,204 (flirty) - Great minds think alike. 30 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:45,273 - Quality time with the people I love. 31 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:49,177 - Or person. We could really use some reconnecting. 32 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:50,244 - Exactly. 33 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:52,213 That's why I signed us all up for the sleepover 34 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:54,348 at The Brewton Museum of Natural History. 35 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:56,484 - Wait, what? 36 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:57,718 - The whole family. 37 00:01:57,751 --> 00:01:59,487 - No. 38 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,922 - I mean, I love The Brewton Museum but sleeping 39 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:05,226 there with 1000 other parents and their kids? 40 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:06,294 I won't survive! 41 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,496 You'll be visiting me in the Hall of Extinction. 42 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:10,631 - Isn't it a New York rite of passage? 43 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,366 - It's a nightmare. 44 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,335 And, between work and his Dad's Committee, 45 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:16,404 Andy and I haven't had sex in weeks. 46 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:18,706 The other day I caught myself winking at a zucchini. 47 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:19,607 - At least you're not Brooke, 48 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,243 she's not getting any for light-years. 49 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:24,512 Am I the only one who thinks Lex going to 50 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:27,181 Mars is just a little bit crazy? 51 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:29,517 - It's insane. Mars?! 52 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,252 It takes eight months just to get there 53 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,620 and once you do it's a life sentence 54 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,655 of smelling other people's farts. 55 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:36,524 - Oh my God, I never thought of that. 56 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:39,193 - Yeah, you can't just crack a window! 57 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:41,962 I'd rather live in the upside-down with a Demogorgon. 58 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:42,763 - Hm? 59 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:45,233 - "Stranger Things." Binge pronto. 60 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:46,467 - I'll watch it tonight. 61 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,401 - You're not working? 62 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:49,403 - Nope, my schedule got shifted around. 63 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:50,804 No more Fridays. 64 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,540 - Okay, in that case, 65 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,775 Forget Winona Ryder talking to Christmas light. 66 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:58,812 I all caps beggin you come tonight, please. 67 00:02:58,846 --> 00:02:59,780 - Pass. 68 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:01,315 It'll be fun if you come! 69 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:03,251 And you'll love it, it's just like camping. 70 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:05,453 - Minus the campfires, and s'mores, nature, 71 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:06,754 shooting stars. 72 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:09,290 - Okay, I wasn't going to do this, 73 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:12,626 but desperate times... you owe me. 74 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:13,561 - For what??? 75 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:16,564 - for getting you laid, like monster laid, 76 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:19,400 with that hot rocker dude in L.A. 77 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:21,835 - Damn it, that was an epic lay. 78 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:26,206 [rock music] 79 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:35,316 This is already the longest night of my life. 80 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,017 - Don't worry, I packed us an array 81 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,586 of essentials to get us through. 82 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:39,520 - You did?! 83 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,522 - Yeah, camping sucks if you don't bring all 84 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:42,556 the comforts of home. 85 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:45,659 I've got wine and booze - wasn't sure what we'd 86 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:49,430 be in the mood for - sandwiches from Katz's Deli, 87 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,465 some edibles I got from a neighbor-- 88 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:54,668 - No drugs or alcohol. No outside food. 89 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,604 No smart phones or tablets. 90 00:03:56,637 --> 00:04:02,242 Please have your bags open and ready for inspection. 91 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:07,815 - You'll need to surrender your phone, ma'am. 92 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:11,419 - Just one last text. 93 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:18,526 - You're the wife of one of the Mars 9, right? 94 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:20,428 The famous one, from the paper? 95 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:26,667 Yes, I'm Br--, Mrs. Lex von Weber! 96 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,402 - If you don't mind me asking, 97 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,371 how are you holding up? 98 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:31,439 - Never better! 99 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:34,575 Other people sacrifice their lives for our country. 100 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:40,414 The least I can do is sacrifice my husband. 101 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,384 - It's not enough to get us hammered 102 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:44,518 but it'll at least take the edge off so 103 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:47,488 we don't beat ourselves to death with a dinosaur bone. 104 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:48,622 - Next. 105 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:50,491 - Quick, he's not looking. Put them in your pockets. 106 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:52,092 - I don't have pockets! 107 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,827 - Mine aren't big enough. 108 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:55,663 Andy, you have to hide these 109 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:58,366 Shove them up your butthole, whatever it takes. 110 00:04:58,399 --> 00:04:59,800 - What? No! I can't break the rules! 111 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,436 Honey, I tried to sneak apple slices into a movie 112 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:05,473 theatre and the usher kept glaring at me like he knew. 113 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,608 I had to leave Passion of the Christ halfway through. 114 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,410 - Spoiler: he dies. 115 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:13,714 - Do it! 116 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:16,717 Next!? 117 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:18,318 - Bet you get a lot of people 118 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:20,421 trying to smuggle stuff in, huh? 119 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:23,391 Rules are rules! Why don't people get that?! 120 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:27,428 - Sir, what's that in your pockets? 121 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:32,933 Every year there's a trouble maker. 122 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:36,470 I've got my eyes on you.? 123 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:51,619 - Now we know what a one percenters' 124 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:53,621 refugee camp would look like. 125 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:55,389 - I'll drop the twins off for story hour. 126 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:57,725 Then Hazel, we'll start the scavenger hunt. 127 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,427 ...Mom... 128 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,795 Babe, why don't you run the twins over then come back. 129 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:04,732 We haven't hung out since we got his and her flu shots. 130 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:06,434 Plus, I think the scavenger hunt 131 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:08,602 is for the kids to do with each other. 132 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:09,837 It's for everyone! 133 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,605 Let's head over, kiddo! 134 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:13,607 Come on. 135 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:15,409 - Check out bubble mom. 136 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:16,744 - Are those adult diapers? 137 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:19,713 Oh my god yes! I thought she was an urban legend! 138 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:21,915 Apparently her kid goes to Columbia Grammar 139 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:23,517 and she's such a germaphobe 140 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:26,587 she refuses to use a public bathroom. 141 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:29,623 - I hope we're not downwind of her. 142 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:32,560 - Brooke, hi! I've been thinking about you 143 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:34,462 since I saw you from across the room. 144 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:35,463 How are you doing? 145 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,565 I had breakfast with the Mayor this morning. 146 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:38,966 We're in talks to rename the onramp 147 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:42,570 to the Midtown Tunnel Alexander von Weber Way. 148 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,538 So, never better! 149 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:45,706 -You've never looked better. 150 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,475 Your earrings are criminally insane. 151 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,977 - 25th wedding anniversary gift from Lex. 152 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:53,581 We celebrated all the big events he may miss before he left. 153 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:56,750 - Oh my god, what are you doing here? 154 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:59,019 - Annabelle! What are you doing here? 155 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:00,921 - The boys love the sleep over. 156 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,990 I mean I didn't think we were gonna make it at first. 157 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:06,960 But I'm so glad we did. 158 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,898 - Yeah, cool, cool, cool. Well, you 159 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:15,636 know me, I've just been rockin' and rollin'... whatnot.. 160 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:18,939 - Hi, I'm Jill Weber and this is my friend, Vanessa. 161 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,541 - Annabelle. Annabelle Hughes. 162 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:21,575 Hughes? 163 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:26,514 Yeah I went back to my maiden name. 164 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,549 Nice meeting you. 165 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,751 Bye, Simone. 166 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:39,693 - Congratulations, you made it to the beaver dam! 167 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:45,533 Your next clue will take you to a time before man. 168 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:47,000 - Pretty sure they said "No Phones." 169 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:49,570 - Dad! Ava's diabetic. She has a 170 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:52,105 phone in case of emergencies. 171 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,907 - You're so lucky you have diabetes. 172 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:55,643 - Hazel, don't say that. Diabetes is 173 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,911 a devastating disease that kills people. 174 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:59,947 - Oh my God! 175 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:03,717 - Sometimes! Okay, Hall of Dinosaurs 176 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:05,719 is next, let's go! 177 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:08,488 - Guys, I'm so sorry. 178 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:27,975 - Has anyone ever actually died of boredom? 179 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:31,845 Clinically speaking, no. We may be the first. 180 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,013 Checkmate. 181 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:36,884 - You're X's. Also, this isn't chess. 182 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:37,885 Are you okay? 183 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,753 - Never better! 184 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,555 - Lights out in fifteen minutes. 185 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:46,827 Which means it's last call for early exits! Last call! 186 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,730 - Andy would KILL ME if I left. 187 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,064 And I would kill you. 188 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:52,933 - Oh, come on, it's just one night. 189 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:57,137 Doors closing in 10...9... 190 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:59,072 XOXO 191 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:04,144 - No, it's not just one night. It's 9 every night? 192 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,679 Jill, can I borrow your car? 193 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,981 - Sure, but where are you--? 194 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,082 Florida. Watch my kids.? 195 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:11,785 5...4... 196 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:18,692 3...2...1... 197 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:34,307 - Andy!! Brooke just bolted for-- 198 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:39,680 [?] Hi, your mom is fine. 199 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:40,814 You're not going to believe this. 200 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:43,350 She borrowed our car and hijacked some adult diapers. 201 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,318 She's going to piss herself through 16 states 202 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,054 trying to get to Cape Canaveral. 203 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,156 Just like that Lady Astronaut! 204 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,691 - Wasn't she driving there to kill her husband 205 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,359 for cheating on her with another astronaut? 206 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:55,362 - Whatever, it's romantic! 207 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:57,297 -Babe, wanna go laugh at the conical boobs 208 00:09:57,330 --> 00:10:00,033 on the early Pacific humanoids? 209 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,670 - Not this trip, but next time, okay? 210 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:05,072 - Forget it. 211 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:11,144 Jill. Okay, back to the-- Hazel?! 212 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,648 Hazel? 213 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:17,384 [animals shrieking] 214 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,691 Welcome to the Hall of Moms 215 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,993 where we have every species known to man 216 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:31,765 from the Suburbosaurus Anorex to the Botoxified VOmitocious. 217 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:34,802 We are way too sober for this. 218 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:38,438 Oh look, that weekend dadisour is about to go extinct. 219 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,108 Poor thing doesn't stand a chance against those cougars. 220 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:44,144 You should go rescue him before he winds up like that gazelle. 221 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:49,416 You're well aware of my strict "no dads" policy. 222 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,051 Ah! Was that a flask! 223 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,120 Oh, I'm on it. 224 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,690 - Jill will you be a dear and watch my kids for me? 225 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:59,292 - Sure, do your thing. 226 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:10,103 Is that a face bra? 227 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,242 - Wait, you don't mean all night. 228 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:20,213 'Cause Brooke's kids here. 229 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,417 - She's sawing logs like Paul Bunyon. 230 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:27,254 She's right in Ben Franklin's G- spot. 231 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,388 - 'Scuse me? 232 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,157 You know that precise place under a 233 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,291 dome where if you whisper 234 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,894 it echoes throughout the whole hall? 235 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,463 - UGH. Of course I got the worst cots. 236 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:39,366 Oh there are way worse; if you're on the perimeter 237 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,769 you can count on an encounter with a rat. 238 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:44,304 - (horrified) Great, thanks. 239 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,406 - Jill, this is Dean. 240 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:49,109 Thanks for sharing your space with us. 241 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,211 This dead beat is Tucker. 242 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,512 - Welcome! Sorry it's crowded. 243 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,915 I suddenly have eleven children. 244 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,284 His mom packed the bag and forgot pj's. 245 00:11:57,317 --> 00:12:01,154 And almost everything else Luckily she remembered 246 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:03,390 this or I'd be in big trouble. 247 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,424 - I don't suppose you want to share 248 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:07,460 that with a couple of ladies who just saved you 249 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:10,397 from being eaten alive by a pride of single moms. 250 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:13,233 - Uh, sure I guess. 251 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,802 - Cough syrup? 252 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:15,836 - With codeine. 253 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:16,804 It's the only thing that lets him sleep through 254 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:20,941 that cough but I could get us some alcohol. 255 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:21,574 - Really? 256 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,143 - You want to help me try? 257 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,511 - Jill, can you watch his kid? 258 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,380 - Sure. If you see Andy just tell him the Old Woman 259 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,851 in the Shoe is looking for him. 260 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:37,124 [rock music] 261 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:48,969 - I smell computers, right here. 262 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:52,472 - What are you doing? It's locked. 263 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,342 Oh come on. 264 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:02,449 - Wow, nice hands. You a felon? 265 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,384 - Ha! Latch key kid. Probably 266 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,988 could've turned pro though actually. 267 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,357 -So, are you like a computer whiz? 268 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:14,161 - I'm actually a hacker. 269 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,296 - You just hit "control alt delete." 270 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,931 - You a hacker too? 271 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:21,001 - I run the IT department for an investment firm. 272 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:25,873 Okay, Amazon Prime Now is at our finger tips. 273 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:30,944 A couple bottles of white, couple bottles of red. Popcorn? 274 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,880 - Ooooh, Sriracha. 275 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,982 - How do we get a delivery in? 276 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:38,451 - Deliver to Fire Escape on Southeast 277 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:42,289 side of museum. That window's gotta open, right? 278 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,993 - Genius. Okay, click purchase. Done! 279 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:49,296 Delivery within an hour!? 280 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:58,305 - I'll get supplies and meet you at the emergency exit. 281 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,440 - Okay. 282 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,948 - So, how do you know Annabelle? 283 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,516 - We were... summer friends. 284 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,018 We did everything together. 285 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:16,523 Spinning, hot spinning, yoga, yoga-spinning. 286 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,391 It was the best summer of my life. 287 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,659 - Reminds me of that article, 288 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,827 did you read it? 289 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,995 It's about all these Hamptons women who spend the summer 290 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:26,233 working out together and then fully start having affairs? 291 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:26,967 They called it - 292 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,604 "Lesbians Until Labor Day" 293 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,009 - It just sort of happened and by the time 294 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,978 summer ended we vowed to leave our husbands. 295 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,180 Only I chicken'd out. 296 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,949 - Do you love her? 297 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,918 She obvissimmi loves you, she left her husband for you. 298 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:48,021 - I think about her every time I mount that saddle... 299 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:51,925 - Okay, normally, I'd neck punch who said this 300 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,127 but, you need to tell her how you feel. 301 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,628 Okay. 302 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:56,363 Watch my ki--? 303 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,332 - Kids, yeah, yeah. Go,go, go. 304 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,973 - Please drop delivery bag in sheet hammock, 305 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,942 then tug. Thanks, Dean. 306 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:09,943 Good, right? 307 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,645 - Yeah. And here: 308 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:16,149 Nice touch. 309 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,251 Is it on? 310 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,025 It's stuck. 311 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,094 Oh shucks. 312 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:30,030 Here. 313 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:33,200 Woah, woah, careful, careful. 314 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:44,177 Anabelle. 315 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:47,014 I want to apologize for the way I acted earlier. 316 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,716 And for last summer. 317 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,152 I appreciate your apology. 318 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:55,488 - Seeing you tonight, I -- I really miss you. 319 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,357 I really miss you, too. 320 00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:02,362 - It's almost summer. Let's spin it together. 321 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:06,766 - What happens in September? 322 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,269 - I'm not going to be your dirty little secret, Simone. 323 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,438 - You know I love you! I'd leave Sebastian if I could-- 324 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,307 - My books on tape have taught me that love 325 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:17,410 is a verb and actions speak louder than words. 326 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:21,214 Right now I see you loud and clear. 327 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,128 - Sir? Hi. I know we got off on the wrong foot, 328 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,030 but I need some assistance. 329 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,299 - The smuggler needs help? Typical. 330 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,102 - My daughter, Hazel, is lost. 331 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,036 - Where'd you last see her? 332 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,405 - About an hour ago, near the Planetarium.? 333 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,378 Go back. 334 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,346 That's her, right there, that's her! 335 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,481 - She's in the East African Hall. 336 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,416 Thank god. 337 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,384 - What'd you think The T-Rex 338 00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:01,254 reanimated and gobbled her up? 339 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:02,255 - Well, she's only eleven. 340 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:04,557 Then you'd better run in there and rescue her! 341 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:09,229 - I'm just gonna go make sure she's okay. 342 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,331 - Fun police. 343 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:15,102 - The grossest thing was probably a teratoma. 344 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:19,806 It's a benign tumor, but this one had grown teeth and hair. 345 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,508 The beginnings of an eyeball-- 346 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,311 The beginnings of an eyeball?! 347 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:27,080 - Holy crap! It's here! 348 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:27,914 - I've never been more excited 349 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,817 to drink screw top wine in my life. 350 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,286 - Thank you! 351 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:45,398 - Jeez, how many condoms are in here?! 352 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:49,236 - I didn't order those! I mean, I did, but not for us. 353 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:52,372 Not that I don't want to, you're a knockout 354 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,640 and a good tipper... 355 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,543 They must have already been in my cart. 356 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,514 - Crap.. 357 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,583 - Oh, I thought that was pretty good. 358 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,819 - It was, I just don't date Dads. 359 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,255 - Why? 360 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:12,125 - Step kids, ex-wives, it's not for me. 361 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:15,262 If you're still single when Tucker turns 18, gimme a call. 362 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:19,166 - So, there might be a loophole if my son was older? 363 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,268 - Yeah, I'm not anti-breeder -- 364 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:29,642 - My son is 26. Tucker's my grandson. 365 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,444 - But you're so hot! 366 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:34,414 - Any rule about dating a, y'know...? 367 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:38,318 - Nothing in the rule book about grandpas. ? 368 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,160 - Which kid is the diabetic? 369 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:50,563 - Oh, um-- Why do you want to know? 370 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,467 - What are you doing?! 371 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,713 - It's too low, it's too low, you have to come over here. 372 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,216 Right in under Ben Franklin's g-spot. 373 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:13,253 You got to John Cusack it and jack it to eleven! 374 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:29,336 - Our interval training song from yoga-spin! 375 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,619 - We have one hour before they turn the lights on. 376 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,421 - What are you talking about? 377 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,623 - I've been chasing the wrong girl all night. 378 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:51,791 You're coming with me. 379 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:55,528 - You gonna throw me over your shoulder like a caveman?? 380 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,331 - What! 381 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:02,369 Could you watch my twenty-seven kids? 382 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,737 Thanks. 383 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:27,394 [intense music] 384 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,672 - Noooooooooooooo!!!!! ? 385 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:58,991 - I got off the rocket. 386 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,059 - Lex? 387 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,830 - Without you Mars just seemed like an inhabitable, 388 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:08,000 wasteland with acid rain and shitty wifi. 389 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:11,738 I can just go to Newark for that. I love you. 390 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:23,683 Are you wearing a diaper? 391 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,619 For more Odd Mom Out, go to bravotv.com.