1 00:00:03,871 --> 00:00:05,239 [news theme music] 2 00:00:05,273 --> 00:00:06,207 Newsanchor: And now an update 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,308 on the Ernie Krevitt scandal. 4 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,377 Krevitt bilked billions from his affluent clients, 5 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:11,612 and is currently serving the first of his 132 6 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:13,614 consecutive life sentences. 7 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:16,050 After diligent work by forensic accountants, 8 00:00:16,084 --> 00:00:17,251 to find money in tax shelters 9 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:19,253 including the Swiss municipality, Zug. 10 00:00:19,287 --> 00:00:21,155 Krevitt will now begin paying restitution 11 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:22,223 to his swindled clients. 12 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:25,059 Major investors can expect a return of 60 cents 13 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:25,826 on the dollar. 14 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:26,894 - Wow. 15 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:28,429 - I don't know what my mother will be happier about. 16 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:29,397 Getting some of her money back 17 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:32,100 or finishing jury duty. 18 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,101 - Kids! 19 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:34,102 - I mean it's one thing to do your civic duty 20 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:36,170 but what are the odds of getting sequestered? 21 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:38,139 - 1 in 2700? 22 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:39,073 - It's like the only thing 23 00:00:39,107 --> 00:00:40,841 that could have gotten her out of our house. 24 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,143 Maybe there's something to be said 25 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:43,611 for divine intervention after all. 26 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:46,147 - Ha ha ha, maybe! 27 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:47,415 Okay so the kids' schedules- 28 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:48,282 - Honey, I got this. 29 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:50,184 You focus on your show and becoming 30 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:51,619 the next wunderkind of the art world. 31 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:54,122 - You mean wundercorpse, I'm 42. 32 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,223 - Well, at least it'll be 33 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:56,457 a totally different day for you, hon. 34 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,226 You'll get to have wine with lunch! 35 00:00:58,259 --> 00:00:59,427 Make fun of pretentious people! 36 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:03,131 Wear something vaguely sado-masochistic. 37 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:05,266 Okay. So maybe not totally different. 38 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:06,267 - Okay, lunches are packed. 39 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,636 Hazel and Miles have playdates after school. 40 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,304 I have a sitter picking up Dottie 41 00:01:10,338 --> 00:01:12,173 and running her to handwriting therapy. 42 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,842 So all you have to do is drop them off at school, 43 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:17,278 after which I'm sure you'll get a full parade 44 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:19,113 for being a hands-on-dad. 45 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:20,414 - You're exaggerating as always. 46 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:23,217 And I love you and I will see you later 47 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:25,353 at your art show! 48 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:32,426 Bye, Miles. Have a great day! 49 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:35,329 [humming parade tune] 50 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:36,464 [cymbals crash] 51 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:44,272 [lively parade music plays] 52 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:58,252 [theme music] * Hey yes you know 53 00:01:58,286 --> 00:02:02,223 * I'm feeling fine I'm feeling fine * 54 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:08,162 [energetic rock music] 55 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:10,498 - Which one says, "My body may be a show pony, 56 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:13,267 but my soul is the real workhorse?" 57 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:14,935 - Both shoes are stunning. 58 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:18,506 - Obviously, but today I can't have my exceptional style 59 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:22,176 overshadow my philanthropic work with ProvideHer. 60 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:25,179 - Hm, go with the bows. 61 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:30,718 - Hm, I just don't want him to be blinded by my beauty. 62 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:33,187 Do you think anyone would know who Mother Teresa is 63 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:35,556 if she weren't a four? [scoffs] 64 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,525 - There's still a pretty good chance. 65 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:40,328 - Derek Blasberg is Vanity Fair's official 66 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:41,929 Man on the Street. 67 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:43,531 Being chosen as his Icon Interview 68 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:46,500 for "Fashion Gives Back Week" is next level. 69 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:50,471 This is my chance to prove that I am an insp- her -ation, 70 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,939 a lead- her , 71 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:54,308 and above all, a giv- her . 72 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:56,544 - I'm so glad to her you say that, 73 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:59,413 because I think it's time to discuss me transitioning 74 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:02,550 from your SVP of Patterns slash Assistant 75 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:04,952 to a position with no slash. 76 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:07,988 - But as my slash assistant, it's your job 77 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:11,559 not to let anyone bother me with trivial requests... 78 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:13,261 including yourself! 79 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:15,429 Especially on such an important day. 80 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:18,432 - Right, it's just that I've been such an integral part 81 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:20,568 of ProvideHer since its inception, 82 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:23,804 it seems natural to roll me out with it. 83 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:28,276 - Devon, titles and job descriptions 84 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:29,577 are for factory workers 85 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:32,380 and protagonists in '80s movies. 86 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:35,249 Your confidence in your own value is worth more 87 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:38,319 than a seven figure salary, hm? 88 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:39,453 - Is it? 89 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:40,454 - Isn't it? 90 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,456 [text message pings] 91 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:46,260 - Uh, I think this- Derek is here. 92 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:47,027 - Oh my God! 93 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,230 - Calmé. We have so got this. 94 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:56,236 [energetic rock music] 95 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:03,477 - Hi, I'm Jill. 96 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:05,813 - Roland. You a collector? 97 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,381 - No these are mine. 98 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:08,549 I'm a photographer. 99 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,352 - Oh. 100 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:12,386 - This is amazing. 101 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:13,387 How did you make it? 102 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:16,290 - I outsource the construction of my work. 103 00:04:16,324 --> 00:04:17,858 - So you're like Santa Claude Monet 104 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:20,494 with a little workshop of elves? 105 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:22,663 - Not at all. - Oh. 106 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:25,299 - Concepts are my medium. 107 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:30,371 - Well, with these photographs I was exploring the- 108 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:32,306 I'm exploring moob size 109 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:35,309 of working men aged 55 to 70. 110 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:39,380 [lively rock music] 111 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:40,848 - Lex, hey! 112 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,316 Just calling to say, congrats. 113 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:43,484 You must feel relieved to at least 114 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:44,618 get some of your dough back. 115 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:48,589 - Sure, I guess 105 mil in restitution is something. 116 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,058 Still pounding the proverbial pavement though. 117 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:51,959 - Oh no bites? 118 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:55,429 - Oh they're biting. Gnawing, actually. 119 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:57,665 I could sit on the board of Quantum Resources. 120 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,667 I could head up MeowMixer. 121 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,402 Andy: MeowMixer? 122 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:02,636 - Yeah, it's like Tinder for cats. 123 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,672 Anyway, I'm thinking about cancelling 124 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,440 my three o'clock with Zuck. 125 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:07,675 - You have a meeting with Mark Zuckerberg? 126 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:08,642 That's great! 127 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:09,643 - No, that's tomorrow. 128 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:12,546 Zuck is a translation app for hard-lispers. 129 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:13,914 - So why do you sound depressed? 130 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:16,884 - I am like a shaft without an elevator. 131 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:20,354 Just pointless and taking up space. 132 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:21,589 - You'll figure something out, Lex. 133 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,557 You always do. 134 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:25,393 - From your mouth to my ears. 135 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:29,096 I'll talk to you later, okay? 136 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:30,364 - Hi, what can I get you? 137 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:31,365 - A Bloody Mary, please. 138 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:36,670 - Sure. That's tomato juice and...alcohol? 139 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:38,472 - First day? 140 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:39,640 - Sorry. I'm just paying my way 141 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:40,708 through law school. 142 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:42,710 - Well it's a pretty basic drink. 143 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,512 - It's all about the seasoning. 144 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:46,146 Pardon my eavesdropping. 145 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,582 Do you have any Old Bay? 146 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:51,719 It's a seasoning that they put on crabs. 147 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:55,656 Food crabs, not- It's a seasoning. 148 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:59,427 - Great question, Derek. 149 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:00,694 - I think you'll find all my questions today 150 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,930 are pretty great. - I'm sure. 151 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:06,400 Well, any millionaire can give unappreciated, 152 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:07,935 unpaid women of the world 153 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:11,605 educational opportunities or clean drinking water. 154 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:13,607 That's the cross-body bag of charity. 155 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:14,608 - It's been done to death. 156 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:16,677 - Exactly. So I thought, 157 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,547 do I want to give the destitute a way out of poverty, 158 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:22,783 or...purpose? 159 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:25,486 - We thought it was a no-brainer. 160 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,955 - Women don't need to be rescued, 161 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:30,991 they need to be empow- her -ed. 162 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,193 - I need to be rescued! 163 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,429 It's like these women have better benefits than I do, 164 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:36,764 and it feels like they are more appreciated. 165 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:40,000 - Ultimately the message behind ProvideHer 166 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:43,771 is that you too can make a bag. 167 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:45,773 - But what's really motivating Von Weber's 168 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,675 recent charitable initiative? 169 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:51,011 - Well I myself recently fell on some hard times 170 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:54,782 and I had to pull myself up by my purse straps. 171 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:58,486 And in that struggle, I felt myself marching 172 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,788 with women all over the world. 173 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:02,656 - You did the Women's March! 174 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:07,661 - Yeah, so symbolically. - Oh. 175 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:11,565 - Uh, this is the very first bag of the line. 176 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:15,569 It was handcrafted by a woman named Gopika 177 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:18,806 who lost an arm in a tragic Diwali accident. 178 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,741 Damn elephants. 179 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:21,642 - Given your message, 180 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:23,477 aren't these bags a little bit pricey? 181 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:24,512 - Well- 182 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,614 - At Von Weber, we believe that price is what- 183 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:29,817 - During the crisis, other brands slashed their prices, 184 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,719 but at Von Weber we have a saying, 185 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:34,755 "When they go low, we go high." 186 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:35,623 - I came up with that. 187 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,825 - I'm absolutely positive you did not. 188 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:39,693 - No I mean, in this context. 189 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:42,763 [chuckling] 190 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:49,570 - My work is a comment on the hypocrisy of the uniform. 191 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:52,840 At once imbuing the wearer with monolithic power while 192 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:59,046 simultaneously rendering him impotent as an individual. 193 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,113 - Jill. 194 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:03,617 - Larry, thank you so much for this opportunity. 195 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:05,586 - Jill Weber, this is Jerry Saltz, 196 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:07,655 esteemed Art Critic for New York Magazine 197 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,690 and Lena Dunham's godfather. 198 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:10,958 Jerry has a few questions for you. 199 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,863 - So your photographs are a sublimation 200 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:19,633 of the male gaze or payback for cat calls 201 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,736 for men in uniform over a lifetime? 202 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:23,904 - Oh, no. 203 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:26,907 - So you're stripping them naked to kind of 204 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:30,811 further humiliate them or to exploit your power over them? 205 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:31,845 - Not at all. 206 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,647 It's a funny story actually. 207 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:39,319 I was shooting these doormen as a favor and um... 208 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:42,823 I was trying to capture um- 209 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:47,761 Well this- this one in particular um- it's um- 210 00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:50,764 a comment, it makes me feel 211 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:53,634 better about my body. 212 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,636 - Pervert. 213 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:57,705 - Pick up Vanessa. 214 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,573 - Leave a message, after the tone. 215 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:00,641 [beep] 216 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:01,642 - I don't know where you guys are 217 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:04,778 but my next call is to the suicide hotline. 218 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:06,647 These Neiman Marxists don't just want 219 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:07,648 to buy a photograph. 220 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:08,782 They want buy a feeling 221 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:09,917 that they can hang over 222 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,685 their free-standing soaking tub 223 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:12,920 in the guest bath. 224 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:13,921 - How'd it go with Jerry? 225 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:14,855 - So great. 226 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:26,533 - Your work is amazedicks. 227 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,739 What?! It's a thing. 228 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:32,940 Now tell me about it. 229 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,307 - In photographing these men 230 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,309 I got to know them 231 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:39,112 and tried to capture their backstory... 232 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:41,081 and front story? 233 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,315 - Oh babe. 234 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,884 - I'm totally Ben Carsoning, 235 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,085 doing a job for which 236 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,320 I am wholly unqualified. 237 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:50,958 - But it's not bad, just sincere. 238 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,960 You're like a walking Ron Howard movie. 239 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:54,895 - I'm Daryl Hannah in "Splash." 240 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:58,832 A fish out of water. [mimics dolphin] 241 00:09:58,866 --> 00:09:59,733 - Stop. 242 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:02,335 - I just watched two men moved to tears 243 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,804 over a video installation of a naked woman 244 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,906 eating bologna playing with an abacus. 245 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,809 - Ugh, go Foucault yourselves, people. 246 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:11,979 - I have made a small fortune turning literal bird shit 247 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:14,848 into the must-have facial of the moment. 248 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:18,719 All you need is a crash course in talking the talk. 249 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:21,054 Let's take a lap? Come on. 250 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:25,726 [upbeat music] 251 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,127 - Okay, tell us what you see. 252 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:32,132 - I see Dottie's Mother's Day gift circa 2014. 253 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:35,002 - Okay, try, try a paradox like, 254 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:38,371 "it personifies the ecstasy of decay." 255 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:41,174 - Yeah, dig deep into your colon and pull out 256 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,876 the bullshit. 257 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:45,913 Trust me. I'm a doctor. 258 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:49,883 - I see...um, a black hole 259 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,952 where my lifelong dream used to be. 260 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:55,889 - Jill, clearly this is a comment on class. 261 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:58,158 It is only on the backs of the working men and women 262 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,393 that the elite can thrive. 263 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,796 And yet our economy ensures 264 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:05,799 they remain an invisible majority. 265 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,034 - So sad. 266 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:11,939 - If you think this is profound, 267 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,775 you must see Jill Weber's work. 268 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,844 She's a savant of observation. 269 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:19,880 Totally amazedicks. 270 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,182 - Are you getting it? 271 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,051 - I think so. 272 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:27,020 Okay, let's look at this piece. 273 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:27,888 There's such beauty 274 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,423 in its obsequious search for its owner. 275 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,193 Nobility in its proud solitude. 276 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,864 - By George, I think she's got it. 277 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:37,865 - How fitting. 278 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,933 My commentary on the human condition 279 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,902 is an actual garbage can. 280 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,236 - Let's try another one. 281 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:47,207 [rock music diminuendos] 282 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,076 - This is delicious. 283 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,011 - I remember when I made my first one. 284 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,146 - Mm. - It was for my father. 285 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,115 I was six. 286 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,084 - Is your father still with us? 287 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,919 - Sadly, no. 288 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,221 - Oh, I'm sorry. 289 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,223 - Hey, we all gotta eat, right? 290 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,425 Sharks are people too. 291 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,128 Anyway, enough about me, what's your story? 292 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,197 - I'm a retired city planner. 293 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,965 - Hm. - Fourth generation. 294 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:15,102 Between my family and a handful of others 295 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:18,939 we are responsible for this spoiled Utopia 296 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:21,474 you call home. - Whoa, cool. 297 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:24,244 - 400 years ago, where you're sitting 298 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:28,281 there was nothing but marshland and trees. 299 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,984 - You could look outside the window 300 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:33,086 and just see a velociraptor 301 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,256 cruising by the Freedom Tower. 302 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,324 - Well, not exactly- 303 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,059 - It's just like the Counting Crows always said, 304 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,260 "They paved paradise 305 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:43,931 and they put up a parking lot." 306 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:47,267 - Oh God. Oh God. Um okay guys, um. 307 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,468 There's no more beer 308 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:51,071 but there's still water if you're thirsty! 309 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,940 [bar patrons boo] - You suck! 310 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,241 - All right. Back off everybody. 311 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,944 We're all in here just trying our best. 312 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:57,610 - I changed the keg. 313 00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:58,912 I don't know what happened. 314 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:06,286 - Once, at our annual Golf Pros and Tennis Hoes Party, 315 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:11,892 a pledge brought an import keg with a domestic tap. 316 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,160 - What did you do? 317 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,295 - Well, I made him shit his pants and then 318 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,998 paint his face with it. 319 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:22,169 The Greek system is all about building character. 320 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,337 Go ahead, give it a shot. 321 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,007 [bar patrons cheer] 322 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,976 - Thank you! 323 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:29,910 - Since you're back there, 324 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:33,346 care to mix me another one of your Bloodys? 325 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:43,957 [lively rock music] 326 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,126 - Are you trying to sabotage me? 327 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,995 - Of course not. 328 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,329 If you need something, let me know 329 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,064 and I'll let someone else know. 330 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,332 I just think it is so important 331 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,333 that we give this interview 332 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,002 our undivided attention. 333 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,169 - Enough with the "we". 334 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,005 There is no "we" in Von Weber. 335 00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,340 - Quite literally there is. 336 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,142 - It's not a collective "we," 337 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,276 it's more of a royal one. 338 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,979 - Brooke, I am capable of a lot more than you think. 339 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:08,081 It's time you started to recognize that. 340 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,282 - Now is not that time. 341 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,051 Today is about Brooke von Weber 342 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,552 not Devon von Devon. 343 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,088 - The last six years have been about Brooke Weber. 344 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,156 - When I first hired you, 345 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,126 you lived in a fourth floor walk up in Astoria. 346 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,995 - I still live there! 347 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:22,996 Brooke, I love you, 348 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,598 but it is getting cold here in your shadow. 349 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:28,135 I need to know I have a future with you- 350 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:31,104 - And I need you to do what I hired you to do. 351 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,105 Period. 352 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:34,374 That is how "we" work. 353 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,242 - Noted. 354 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,243 - Hm. - Hm. 355 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,012 - Is that a dick pic? 356 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:41,681 - I'm Bronwyn. 357 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,384 - Pleased to meet you, I'm Jill Weber, the artist. 358 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,219 - So you are. 359 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,355 Tell me about your work. 360 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,123 We'll see if you live up to the hype. 361 00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:58,932 - Like these men, the camera sees all. 362 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:05,605 But even it is blinded by a uniform. 363 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:10,043 The garments that define these men 364 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:13,180 obscure their corporeal physicality. 365 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:16,383 We, we see hands, we see a face, 366 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:21,221 but we forget, friends, the beating heart. 367 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,257 My series endeavors to explore the tension 368 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:27,594 and duality between intimacy and avoidance, 369 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:31,131 leaving the observer left at a crossroads to ponder, 370 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:34,101 who's really carrying the baggage? 371 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:38,105 [crowd applauds] 372 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:43,043 - Congratulations, you just sold Carlton. 373 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,648 - Now, excuse me while I go parlay this news 374 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,650 into a feeding frenzy. 375 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,718 - Worshipping you so hard. 376 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,421 I'm building an Easter Island statue of your head... 377 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,655 full scale. 378 00:15:55,688 --> 00:16:02,462 [lively music] 379 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:17,644 - Head's up! 380 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:18,645 * Woo 381 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,380 [glass shatters] 382 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,382 - I got it. 383 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,451 - I don't know what I would have done without you. 384 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,319 - Rule number 15 of Dartmouth bartending: 385 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:29,456 never let a good girl go dry. 386 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,292 - Bartending looks good on you, Lex. 387 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,227 - That's my lot in life, Joe. 388 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,662 Everything looks good on me, 389 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,431 just nothing feels right. 390 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,233 - I'm not worried about you, kid. 391 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,269 They could drop you anywhere in the universe 392 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,204 and you'll be fine. 393 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,473 - Thank you. 394 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,276 Jennie, mix this man another Bloody. 395 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,677 On me. 396 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,346 Well actually on this small business 397 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,515 in which I have no stake. 398 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:58,218 And thank you everyone for 399 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:02,289 reminding me how incredibly awesome I am. 400 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:06,359 It's true I've been having a Lex-istential crisis, 401 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,361 but no more. 402 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:11,498 I don't need some exit level position. 403 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,500 I need to go someplace special. 404 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:17,170 Someplace where I am uniquely needed. 405 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,371 From here on out, 406 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:21,174 I'm aiming for the stars. 407 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:27,314 - You- you can't leave. I'm not ready. 408 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:30,550 - Yes, you are. 409 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:37,257 - Um, no, she's not! 410 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,526 - Why not a local charity? 411 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,162 I heard someone else is starting a foundation 412 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,531 to empower golddiggers to stand up to their oppressors 413 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,466 and divorce their husbands. 414 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,501 It's called Melania's Tower. 415 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:52,272 - Well, in the Hamptons, I actively support efforts 416 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:55,542 to eradicate female seasickness on yachts. 417 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,278 Marrying well is so important, 418 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,247 but you have to feel well to do it. 419 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,013 - Sorry to interrupt, Brooke, 420 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:01,948 but what time would you like to 421 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:04,284 make an appearance at Jill's art show? 422 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,219 - Uh, can you give us a second? 423 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,320 - Oh my bad. 424 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,521 I was just trying to do what you 425 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,390 hired me to do. 426 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,294 [gasps] 427 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,297 [sneers] 428 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,365 - So, Brooke. - Yes. 429 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,299 - Why India? 430 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,201 - Maybe because she identifies with the 431 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,435 caste system. 432 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,339 - Such a sense of humor on this one. 433 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:27,774 That's why I keep him around, 434 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,609 turning a blind eye to his bi-weekly 435 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,445 sick day for anal hair removal. 436 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,614 - Oh no, I'm half-Italian! 437 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:35,782 - The bottom half. 438 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,218 - Oh funny. Brooke, I thought you 439 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,187 kept me around to return a phone call, 440 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,588 send an email, schedule a colonic, 441 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,291 and a $20,000 a month hair appointment. 442 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,328 - You guys know I'm still here, right? 443 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:51,464 And I'm taking notes? 444 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:54,534 - Devon, consider yourself relieved of all duties. 445 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,504 Effective immediately... after you write down 446 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,439 the names of all my passwords. 447 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,241 And the names of the housekeepers. 448 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,843 And where I hide my jewels while they clean. 449 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,579 - Did you just fire me? 450 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,249 - In front of me? 451 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:14,487 - Yes. I did. - Wow. 452 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:20,560 - Derek, I am so sorry 453 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,429 you had to witness that. 454 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,231 If you don't have time to post the interview 455 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,565 I completely understand. 456 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,634 - I'm definitely publishing this story. 457 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,701 For a second I wasn't sure 458 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:32,405 if I could get to the essence of Brooke von Weber 459 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:35,408 but I think I know exactly who you are. 460 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,644 Toodles Brooke. 461 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,457 - Check you out with three red dots! 462 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,660 -Hon, I promise I didn't buy any of them. 463 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,562 You are a real artist. 464 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,564 - Or am I just a bullshit artist? 465 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,466 - Madonna would argue that there is no difference. 466 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:00,567 - Excellent point. 467 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,335 You are a muse to me. 468 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:07,474 - Actually, you look exactly like the guy in that video. 469 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,376 - Oh. 470 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:10,510 - How do you refresh? 471 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,646 Refresh, refresh, refresh!? 472 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,450 - "Brooke von Weber; Boss Bitch or just a Bitch?" 473 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:20,620 - I need a drink. 474 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,490 Oh actually, do you have Whispering Angel? 475 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,525 - Oh no. I'm not a waiter but- 476 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,761 - Oh Jill, words cannot describe the day I've had. 477 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,663 - Actually they can. 478 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:31,698 "Many women in business 479 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,600 are so concerned with being liked 480 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,735 that they're afraid to do what it really takes 481 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,637 to lead the charge." 482 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,606 Are you sure you don't wanna read this? 483 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:40,740 - No, I can't- 484 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:41,608 - "But today I got a peek 485 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,344 behind the pleated Von Weber valance 486 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,513 and saw firsthand a woman whose strong 487 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:50,517 sense of décor is bested only by her decorum." 488 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,519 Whoa, Brooke! 489 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:55,488 - "BVW is living proof that it is possible 490 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:59,992 to act like a role model and look like a runway model." 491 00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:03,496 Wow. He really captured my essence. 492 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,498 - Is today National Masturbation Day? 493 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:06,333 - Don't hate. 494 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,500 I make my living off these people. 495 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:10,570 - You know what? A toast! 496 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,606 To a triumphant night... 497 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,975 Of my continued success. 498 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:19,779 By any means necessary. 499 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,648 - Did she just quote Malcolm X? 500 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:25,017 - Mm-hmm. 501 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:25,885 Voiceover: For more "Odd Mom Out" 502 00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:25,985 go to bravotv.com.