1 00:00:10,292 --> 00:00:12,001 No, I got, I got into it with the Mexicans, man. 2 00:00:12,037 --> 00:00:14,104 I got to deal with some eses. 3 00:00:14,551 --> 00:00:17,385 Huh? It ain't my fault I don't speak Spanish. 4 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:19,792 Yeah, I thought quince meant 18. 5 00:00:20,834 --> 00:00:23,793 Well, what does she have on a wedding dress for? 6 00:00:24,109 --> 00:00:26,158 Hey, sorry for being late, my man. 7 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:27,672 Commode in my house backed up 8 00:00:27,697 --> 00:00:30,617 and my petty-ass girlfriend done hid all the plungers. 9 00:00:30,667 --> 00:00:32,418 It's all good, man. It's-it's all good. 10 00:00:32,424 --> 00:00:33,957 - What was that? - What? 11 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,292 I'm sorry, did you say something? 12 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:36,793 Yeah, I was answering you, man. 13 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:38,322 Oh, no, I'm on the phone, my man. 14 00:00:38,347 --> 00:00:39,980 Okay, hold on, son. 15 00:00:40,185 --> 00:00:42,951 Yeah, she said she ain't even trust me around rubber and wood. 16 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:44,175 Hid all the plungers. 17 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,479 What type of petty person do some shit like that? 18 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:47,571 Yeah, absolutely. 19 00:00:48,583 --> 00:00:50,651 Yeah. So what we doing? 20 00:00:51,229 --> 00:00:52,563 My man, what we doing? 21 00:00:52,588 --> 00:00:54,678 Oh, nigga, I don't know when you talking to me, I'm sorry. 22 00:00:54,713 --> 00:00:56,980 Um, the usual. 23 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:59,649 No. Course not. 24 00:01:00,198 --> 00:01:01,751 She don't be thinking about nothing else, either. 25 00:01:02,081 --> 00:01:03,914 With that fine ass, she gonna get it, though. 26 00:01:03,959 --> 00:01:05,293 You know what I'm saying? It's all good. 27 00:01:05,294 --> 00:01:07,334 When I get my income tax, I'm-a open my own shop 28 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:10,694 or-or I'm-a buy my own WNBA team, one of those... 29 00:01:10,729 --> 00:01:12,128 - Yo, Bibby. - Huh? 30 00:01:12,164 --> 00:01:13,863 - Can we...? - Hey, man, let me let you go. 31 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:15,865 I got somebody sitting in the chair. 32 00:01:15,901 --> 00:01:18,435 Yeah, he's a little hostile. I got to jet. I'll let you go. 33 00:01:18,470 --> 00:01:21,204 Yeah, it's gonna probably take me a little minute with this. 34 00:01:21,239 --> 00:01:23,873 Yeah. All right, okay, I'm fine with it. 35 00:01:24,229 --> 00:01:27,631 Junebug did what? You is bullshittin'. 36 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:28,792 - Bibby, man. If you don't... man... - Oh, I'm sorry. 37 00:01:28,814 --> 00:01:30,547 Hey. Hey, let me, let me let you go. 38 00:01:30,582 --> 00:01:33,483 All right, Bubba, okay, cool. All right. All right, man. 39 00:01:33,518 --> 00:01:36,255 Sorry about that, man. So what'd you say we're doing today? 40 00:01:36,724 --> 00:01:37,933 The usual, Bibby. 41 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:39,877 - All right, then, the usual it is. - Yeah. 42 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:43,371 Hey. Let me ask you a question. Did you see the news last night? 43 00:01:43,396 --> 00:01:45,957 Them savages from Atlanta that went into that T-Mobile store, 44 00:01:45,982 --> 00:01:47,297 drove they car in there, 45 00:01:47,332 --> 00:01:50,129 - got away with about 100 phones. - Yeah, man. It's crazy out here. 46 00:01:50,154 --> 00:01:51,968 I mean, it's-it's that time of year though, I guess. 47 00:01:52,004 --> 00:01:53,470 Yeah. Crazy. 48 00:01:53,505 --> 00:01:55,171 Hey, yo, and that reminds me, listen. 49 00:01:55,207 --> 00:01:57,240 If you know somebody that needs a iPhone, 50 00:01:57,275 --> 00:01:58,808 tell them to holla at me if they with T-Mobile. 51 00:01:58,834 --> 00:02:01,126 - I got the hookup on the low. - Got you, man. 52 00:02:01,153 --> 00:02:02,759 - I appreciate that. - All right. 53 00:02:02,784 --> 00:02:03,913 So what we doing now? 54 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:06,345 Like I said, man, the usual. 55 00:02:06,375 --> 00:02:08,334 All right, the usual, damn. 56 00:02:08,377 --> 00:02:09,743 Usual, gonna have the usual. 57 00:02:09,768 --> 00:02:10,854 You don't want to do nothing different? 58 00:02:10,889 --> 00:02:13,256 No, man. Look, I got, I got a photo shoot coming up, man. 59 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:14,858 - So I just... want to look good. - Oh! 60 00:02:14,893 --> 00:02:16,459 Oh, you got a photo shoot coming up. 61 00:02:16,495 --> 00:02:18,762 - Yeah, man. I mean... - Oh, you Hollywood now, huh? 62 00:02:18,797 --> 00:02:20,196 Nah, man. It's just a write-up for me in a magazine. 63 00:02:20,232 --> 00:02:21,498 Yeah. My boy done went all Hollywood. 64 00:02:21,533 --> 00:02:22,599 It's a write-up in a magazine, 65 00:02:22,634 --> 00:02:23,933 and they want to take some pictures, 66 00:02:23,969 --> 00:02:25,435 so that's-that's what I'm doing. 67 00:02:25,470 --> 00:02:27,604 Hey, you dating Kim Kardashian now? That's what that is? 68 00:02:27,626 --> 00:02:28,418 No, Bibby, man. 69 00:02:28,459 --> 00:02:30,168 My boy done went straight Hollywood on me. 70 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:31,882 - That's good, though. - It ain't no Hollywood, Bibby. 71 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:33,210 - I ain't going no Hollywood, man. - Huh? 72 00:02:33,224 --> 00:02:35,223 You know what, that reminds me, as a matter of fact, 73 00:02:35,248 --> 00:02:36,613 I'm glad you brought that Hollywood shit up. 74 00:02:36,648 --> 00:02:39,549 Me and my girl snuck in the AMC the other day, see a movie. 75 00:02:39,584 --> 00:02:41,551 We was looking at the movie posters on the wall, 76 00:02:41,586 --> 00:02:43,953 and guess how many movie posters they got on there 77 00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:45,955 with black people on them. 78 00:02:45,991 --> 00:02:48,946 - Guess! - One. 79 00:02:48,971 --> 00:02:50,270 - Zero! - Zero. 80 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,426 It's sad, man. 81 00:02:51,451 --> 00:02:53,329 Key and Peele put a movie out with a cat in it, 82 00:02:53,365 --> 00:02:54,798 they put the cat on the poster. 83 00:02:54,833 --> 00:02:56,466 They dressed the cat up like a nigga instead of 84 00:02:56,501 --> 00:02:58,301 putting two niggas that made the movie on the poster. 85 00:02:58,336 --> 00:03:00,303 So was it a cat in a suit or just looked like a nigga? 86 00:03:00,338 --> 00:03:01,738 It was... You know, you know a cat, 87 00:03:01,773 --> 00:03:02,939 what a, what a nigga cat look like! 88 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,486 Okay. All right, man. I got it. 89 00:03:04,511 --> 00:03:05,842 - It's fucked up. I know. - It is. 90 00:03:05,877 --> 00:03:08,011 Shit's nuts out here. I'm glad somebody agree with me. 91 00:03:08,046 --> 00:03:10,141 See, that's why I like you. You smart. 92 00:03:10,166 --> 00:03:13,167 Smarter than a lot of them. Why I like you. 93 00:03:17,946 --> 00:03:18,913 Oh, you got somewhere to be? 94 00:03:18,918 --> 00:03:20,669 - Yes! Bibby, man. Yeah, I said that, man. - Oh, shit, my bad. 95 00:03:20,709 --> 00:03:23,084 - Hey, I didn't know. My bad. Hey. - Just... 96 00:03:23,125 --> 00:03:24,751 Hey, no big deal, baby. 97 00:03:24,792 --> 00:03:26,376 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 98 00:03:26,393 --> 00:03:27,859 No big deal. You should've said that. 99 00:03:27,884 --> 00:03:29,687 - All right, man. We good. - I'll get you squared away. 100 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,293 Oh, shit. Don't worry about that. 101 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,969 Don't worry. That ain't nothing. 102 00:03:33,782 --> 00:03:37,058 Yeah, I got the cut, the usual. Uh-huh. 103 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:39,216 Get you ready for Hollywood. 104 00:03:39,241 --> 00:03:42,653 That reminds me, hey, did you see that basketball player 105 00:03:42,678 --> 00:03:44,447 that hit all them people at the club in that invisible car? 106 00:03:44,483 --> 00:03:45,949 - That shit on YouTube. - Yeah, man. 107 00:03:45,984 --> 00:03:47,951 - I-I know about it. - That is the funniest vi... 108 00:03:47,986 --> 00:03:49,886 You got to see this shit. I got to show you this. 109 00:03:49,921 --> 00:03:52,208 - Yeah, man. - Shit here is funny. 110 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:54,098 But I ain't got to, I ain't got to, I already... 111 00:03:54,123 --> 00:03:55,255 Uh-uh. You got to watch this. 112 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,599 You need to watch this, trust me. 113 00:03:56,624 --> 00:03:58,561 Yeah, watch that right quick. 114 00:03:58,597 --> 00:04:00,263 I'm-a use the bathroom, though. 115 00:04:00,298 --> 00:04:02,432 - Man, where you go...? - Let me just... 116 00:04:06,482 --> 00:04:08,682 Hey, Bibby, man. Somebody... 117 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,340 Somebody calling your phone, bruh. 118 00:04:12,125 --> 00:04:13,876 Raindrops, peach emoji? 119 00:04:13,912 --> 00:04:16,197 Hello? What you doing? 120 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:18,729 Uh-uh. Don't do that. Don't go through that. Hello? 121 00:04:18,754 --> 00:04:20,917 Baby, baby, baby, what is you yelling for? 122 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:23,775 I'm on my way! I'm ten minutes... 123 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,681 I'm on 85 right now, I promise. 124 00:04:25,706 --> 00:04:27,806 Promise to God, I'm on 85! 125 00:04:28,061 --> 00:04:31,229 All right, I'm-a be there. Cool. Shit. 126 00:04:33,248 --> 00:04:34,614 Oh, boy. 127 00:04:34,639 --> 00:04:37,191 - What are, what are you doing? - Leaving. 128 00:04:37,216 --> 00:04:39,713 Leav...? Man, Bibby, you can't leave me here 129 00:04:39,751 --> 00:04:40,960 with half a haircut, man. 130 00:04:40,984 --> 00:04:41,894 Look at this shit, man. Come on now! 131 00:04:41,929 --> 00:04:43,195 It's cool 'cause you coming with me. 132 00:04:43,230 --> 00:04:44,630 - Come on. - Bibby, I ain't going... 133 00:04:44,665 --> 00:04:46,198 Man, I ain't going nowhere till my hair get cut, bruh. 134 00:04:46,233 --> 00:04:47,533 Come on, man. Listen, my girl stay 135 00:04:47,568 --> 00:04:49,985 five minutes around the corner. I'll cut you over there. 136 00:04:50,010 --> 00:04:51,036 - We'll be right back. - Why, man? 137 00:04:51,072 --> 00:04:52,438 We already in a barbershop, bruh. 138 00:04:52,473 --> 00:04:53,906 Hey. I know you don't want nobody else in here 139 00:04:53,941 --> 00:04:56,277 to cut your hair for your billboard, do you? 140 00:04:56,302 --> 00:04:57,768 You trying to go to Hollywood now. 141 00:04:58,021 --> 00:04:59,773 You want to be on the poster or you want the cat on the poster? 142 00:04:59,798 --> 00:05:02,437 - A'ight, man. - Come on now. Yeah, so... 143 00:05:03,210 --> 00:05:05,020 - Come on. - Shit, man! 144 00:05:05,090 --> 00:05:07,175 - All right, let's go. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 145 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,187 We got to go out the back, man. 146 00:05:08,222 --> 00:05:10,322 Them people, them people be out there. Just come on this way. 147 00:05:10,357 --> 00:05:12,324 We ain't going out the front? 148 00:05:12,359 --> 00:05:14,567 Oh, goddamn. 149 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:28,625 Hey, fam, what your cable situation looking like? 150 00:05:28,642 --> 00:05:31,427 - What? - Yeah, your cable. 151 00:05:31,452 --> 00:05:32,845 'Cause, listen, I'm with Clear Cable now. 152 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,613 I'm working with them on the side. 153 00:05:34,648 --> 00:05:37,116 So if you sign up with me, I'll make sure you're taken care of. 154 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:39,250 - You know what I'm talking about? - I'm straight, Bibby. 155 00:05:43,157 --> 00:05:45,357 Well, fine. Do this for me, then. 156 00:05:45,392 --> 00:05:47,901 Take these business cards, pass them out at your show 157 00:05:47,926 --> 00:05:49,268 or take them to a studio or something. 158 00:05:49,293 --> 00:05:51,597 Throw them at the crowd, whatever you got to do. 159 00:05:51,622 --> 00:05:53,065 Make sure you pick up my loosies, though, 160 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:55,367 'cause them ain't cheap. 161 00:05:55,402 --> 00:05:58,403 "Klear Cable." With a "K." 162 00:05:59,102 --> 00:06:01,035 Clever, right? 163 00:06:03,353 --> 00:06:04,743 Toothpick? 164 00:06:05,791 --> 00:06:06,797 50 cent. 165 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,126 I'm good, man. 166 00:06:30,667 --> 00:06:33,084 Hey. Yo, my man. Hey. Where your mom at, boy? 167 00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:35,268 Where your...? Oh, baby, I'm here! 168 00:06:35,293 --> 00:06:36,241 You a hour late. Come on, Omari. 169 00:06:36,277 --> 00:06:37,509 Hour late? What you talking about? 170 00:06:37,545 --> 00:06:38,844 Let's go. We're going. Let's go. 171 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:40,627 - Come on. - Wait, baby. Calm down. Calm down. 172 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:42,017 Bibby, I ain't got time for this. 173 00:06:42,042 --> 00:06:44,001 - Move! - Baby, I'm here now. What you doing? 174 00:06:44,051 --> 00:06:45,976 - This ain't none of my fault. - Whose fault is it? 175 00:06:46,001 --> 00:06:48,053 It's his fault! 176 00:06:48,681 --> 00:06:50,406 You always got some type of excuse, man! 177 00:06:50,431 --> 00:06:52,070 No, this not no excuse this time. 178 00:06:52,095 --> 00:06:53,192 Seriously, this is his fault. 179 00:06:53,227 --> 00:06:54,992 He called me, talking about his car was broke down. 180 00:06:55,017 --> 00:06:57,093 You know what I'm talking about? And I was on my way home to you. 181 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:58,792 I had told him. He said, could I help him. 182 00:06:58,802 --> 00:07:00,320 I was like, "Nah, I got to go do the right thing." 183 00:07:00,345 --> 00:07:01,144 You know what I'm saying? 184 00:07:01,169 --> 00:07:02,511 But he start crying and stuff. 185 00:07:02,536 --> 00:07:03,635 Talking about his engine. 186 00:07:03,671 --> 00:07:05,170 Yeah, he had queef engine or something like that. 187 00:07:05,206 --> 00:07:07,022 And his carburetor had jaundice. 188 00:07:07,047 --> 00:07:09,377 So I then had to go and pick him up off the side of the road. 189 00:07:09,417 --> 00:07:10,791 'Cause only reason why I did that 190 00:07:10,792 --> 00:07:12,167 is 'cause of all that Jesus stuff you've been teaching me. 191 00:07:12,209 --> 00:07:12,960 - You know what I'm saying? - Mm-hm. 192 00:07:12,985 --> 00:07:13,819 You're supposed to help. 193 00:07:13,844 --> 00:07:15,697 - What would Jesus do? - Why he wearing a cape? 194 00:07:15,722 --> 00:07:18,083 He a magician! How I supposed to know? 195 00:07:18,802 --> 00:07:20,736 Listen, baby, look. Look, now. 196 00:07:20,761 --> 00:07:21,986 I'm trying to do the right thing. 197 00:07:22,011 --> 00:07:23,465 I only did this 'cause of you. 198 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:24,890 You've been trying to get my life right. 199 00:07:24,984 --> 00:07:26,158 It's been 'cause of you I'm doing this. 200 00:07:26,193 --> 00:07:27,993 I wouldn't even help the nigga had it not been for you. 201 00:07:28,028 --> 00:07:29,695 That's why I even came over here to tell you. 202 00:07:29,730 --> 00:07:31,196 I wanted to thank you for all the stuff... 203 00:07:31,232 --> 00:07:34,133 You-You done changed my life. Thank you, baby. 204 00:07:36,921 --> 00:07:38,716 - Hurry up. - Thank you. 205 00:07:38,741 --> 00:07:41,075 Come on, baby. Here. 206 00:07:50,334 --> 00:07:52,751 My man, come on, let's get it. Let's go. 207 00:07:52,770 --> 00:07:54,904 I ain't got all day. 208 00:07:57,815 --> 00:08:01,485 Oh... hey. I wasn't talking to you. 209 00:08:01,510 --> 00:08:02,728 I was talking to my man. Come on, bro. 210 00:08:02,763 --> 00:08:04,396 Bibby, man, I know you kidding me with this shit. 211 00:08:04,431 --> 00:08:05,831 I know you ain't just gonna cut his hair 212 00:08:05,866 --> 00:08:07,566 after driving me around damn creation, man! 213 00:08:07,601 --> 00:08:09,561 Listen, I know, but he had an appointment, though. 214 00:08:09,586 --> 00:08:11,186 - Nigga, so did I! - That's true. 215 00:08:11,211 --> 00:08:13,092 But, technically, his was before yours. 216 00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:15,240 Know what I'm sayin'? Just calm down, man. 217 00:08:15,276 --> 00:08:17,142 We gonna be here five minutes. He... he just need a line. 218 00:08:17,177 --> 00:08:19,029 - Go on, Bibby, man! Shit! - Thank you, man. 219 00:08:19,054 --> 00:08:21,027 Come on now. It's all good. 220 00:08:21,052 --> 00:08:23,482 Five more minutes. 221 00:08:42,584 --> 00:08:44,085 All right, little man. There you go. 222 00:08:44,104 --> 00:08:46,335 - Bibby! - What? 223 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,339 The water's not running. 224 00:08:47,374 --> 00:08:49,241 I thought you said you paid the bill. 225 00:08:49,266 --> 00:08:50,632 I did pay the bill! 226 00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:53,293 Well, I guess I'm imagining things, huh? 227 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,543 Thought I paid that bill. 228 00:08:59,610 --> 00:09:01,620 You're a magician? 229 00:09:02,282 --> 00:09:03,388 No. 230 00:09:03,424 --> 00:09:04,956 That's what Bibby said. 231 00:09:04,992 --> 00:09:07,492 - Well, Bibby's an idiot. - That's mean. 232 00:09:10,469 --> 00:09:11,772 Can you show me a trick? 233 00:09:11,797 --> 00:09:15,567 Little man. I just told you I wasn't a magician, okay? 234 00:09:17,005 --> 00:09:19,176 What's wrong with your hair? 235 00:09:19,201 --> 00:09:21,884 Are you sick or something? 236 00:09:22,369 --> 00:09:24,888 - The hell? - That was your trick? 237 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:28,091 And now the power?! 238 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,479 - Bibby, you said you paid that! - I did pay it, baby. 239 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:32,923 You know Donald Trump and them biz out here. 240 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:35,683 The devil always trying to steal our j... 241 00:09:35,972 --> 00:09:38,362 You did not just steal from me. 242 00:09:38,593 --> 00:09:40,293 This for the boy haircut! 243 00:09:40,354 --> 00:09:41,860 I got to go, baby. God bless you now. 244 00:09:41,895 --> 00:09:44,029 Bibby. 245 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:45,841 Bibby! 246 00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:49,915 This nigga! Shit! 247 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:53,126 Hey, man. 248 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,276 Sorry about all that. 249 00:09:55,301 --> 00:09:57,601 You know how crazy these hos can get. 250 00:09:58,342 --> 00:10:00,568 Hey, guess I'm staying with my other woman tonight, you know... 251 00:10:00,593 --> 00:10:02,493 Bibby, man, just take me back to the shop, all right? 252 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,116 I ain't playing with you, Bibby. 253 00:10:04,554 --> 00:10:07,121 Okay, all right. All right. 254 00:10:07,157 --> 00:10:08,473 You must be starving though, right? 255 00:10:08,501 --> 00:10:09,626 Hell yeah, man. 256 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,651 My whole day been fucked up so far. Yes. 257 00:10:11,687 --> 00:10:14,554 Good. Let me get you something to eat. It's the least I can do. 258 00:10:14,590 --> 00:10:16,122 I'm-a take care of you. 259 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:17,513 Take you right back to the shop after that. 260 00:10:17,538 --> 00:10:19,839 We're gonna eat. Hey, you like Zaxby's? 261 00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:23,459 Nigga, don't be rude. 262 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:26,032 - Of course I love Zaxby's. - I got you. 263 00:10:26,068 --> 00:10:28,188 Thank you. 264 00:10:28,213 --> 00:10:30,313 Talking 'bout. Shit. 265 00:10:35,110 --> 00:10:37,077 What...? 266 00:10:37,501 --> 00:10:39,220 - Yeah. - Nigga, what the fuck is this? 267 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:40,834 Come on, man, you know I dabble in construction 268 00:10:40,866 --> 00:10:42,566 from time to time. Come on, you got to eat! 269 00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:43,934 Nigga, this ain't no restaurant! 270 00:10:43,969 --> 00:10:46,638 You coming or not? Come on! 271 00:10:46,663 --> 00:10:48,838 Here we go. 272 00:10:49,542 --> 00:10:50,876 Zaxby's! 273 00:10:53,647 --> 00:10:55,005 Nigga, these your leftovers? 274 00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:58,918 No! I mean, I did eat the chicken wings. And the sauce. 275 00:10:58,944 --> 00:11:01,117 And part of that bread. But them chicken tenders right there, 276 00:11:01,153 --> 00:11:02,619 that's all you, my man. 277 00:11:02,654 --> 00:11:05,864 Take me back to the shop, now, 'cause I swear, 278 00:11:05,889 --> 00:11:07,201 you keep playing with me, Bibby, 279 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,208 and I'm-a fuck you up, all right? 280 00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:11,543 Listen. You the one said you was hungry. 281 00:11:11,582 --> 00:11:13,248 I was just trying to help you out, 282 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,606 but we can go back to the shop. 283 00:11:14,631 --> 00:11:16,201 Thank you. Let's go, man. 284 00:11:16,537 --> 00:11:17,795 Hey, yo, just help me get this lumber 285 00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:19,492 - in the back of my truck... - Man, fuck that, man! 286 00:11:19,523 --> 00:11:20,562 Finish my hair! 287 00:11:20,587 --> 00:11:22,205 Man, help me get this lumber. I promise, 288 00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:24,750 the faster we do this, the faster I can cut your hair. 289 00:11:24,775 --> 00:11:27,102 I'm taking you right back to the shop after this, I promise. 290 00:11:27,127 --> 00:11:29,713 Just help me load this up. I promise! 291 00:11:30,783 --> 00:11:32,582 Fuck, man! 292 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:35,418 Nigga, three? You better pick up five. 293 00:11:35,423 --> 00:11:37,333 - Use your back, too, bitch. - I don't have that many muscles. 294 00:11:37,358 --> 00:11:38,860 Come on, man. 295 00:11:41,196 --> 00:11:44,160 Perfect. Just got one more bundle, my man. 296 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:46,584 Shit! 297 00:11:48,647 --> 00:11:50,847 Hey, yo, Al, let's go, man. 298 00:11:51,042 --> 00:11:54,221 What do you think you're doing? You stealing my lumber? 299 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:55,672 - What the... What are you, uh... - Hey, ma'am, calm... 300 00:11:55,707 --> 00:11:58,051 What the hell do you think you're doing on my property? 301 00:11:58,076 --> 00:11:59,376 - Ma'am, calm down. - You're trespassing. 302 00:11:59,411 --> 00:12:00,644 I know, ma'am. Just calm down. Listen. 303 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,445 No, I will not calm down. Who the hell are you? 304 00:12:02,481 --> 00:12:03,480 Listen, I work for the contractors 305 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:04,681 that's building the house, right? 306 00:12:04,716 --> 00:12:07,355 I loaned ya'll this lumber as collateral. 307 00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:09,625 - And then ain't nobody paid us... - I'm calling the cops. 308 00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:10,792 - Bibby. - Don't call the... Listen. 309 00:12:10,842 --> 00:12:12,142 All that ain't necessary, ma'am. 310 00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:13,861 I had to reconfiscate this wood 311 00:12:13,886 --> 00:12:15,135 'cause ain't nobody paid me my money. 312 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,650 So, you should speak to your husband, 313 00:12:16,675 --> 00:12:17,752 so we can get paid. 314 00:12:17,777 --> 00:12:20,174 Oh, I will call my husband, and then the police. 315 00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:22,861 Well, do it then, beige lady! Call 'em! 316 00:12:22,886 --> 00:12:25,118 Hey! You son of a bitch. 317 00:12:25,143 --> 00:12:26,876 We're gonna sue you! 318 00:12:26,901 --> 00:12:29,087 Sue! But you need to talk to your husband, 319 00:12:29,112 --> 00:12:31,808 'cause we ain't had no contracts, 'cause he cheap. 320 00:12:37,082 --> 00:12:39,115 That's my wood! 321 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,594 Hey. You don't think she called the police, do you? 322 00:12:50,868 --> 00:12:54,230 I'm still on probation, nigga, so I hope the fuck not. 323 00:12:54,821 --> 00:12:57,858 Nah, she ain't call 'em. We all right. It's all good. 324 00:12:57,883 --> 00:12:59,850 Do I even have to say it, Bibby? 325 00:13:01,751 --> 00:13:03,335 - We should probably... - Should probably head back to the shop. 326 00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,084 - Just head on back to the shop, yeah. - Right? That's right. 327 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,644 I'm-a take you right on back, get you cut up real quick. 328 00:13:08,226 --> 00:13:10,526 I got you, Paper Boi. 329 00:13:20,074 --> 00:13:21,841 - Oh, hell no! - What the...? 330 00:13:33,876 --> 00:13:36,459 Bibby, goddamn it, man! What are you doing?! 331 00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:39,424 - It's all good. It's all good. - Fucking toothpicks, man. Shit! 332 00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:47,251 How you gonna do that when I got no seat belt on, nigga? 333 00:13:47,268 --> 00:13:48,734 My bad. You should wear your seat belt at all times. 334 00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:50,336 Yeah, no shit. Why is your shit...? 335 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,071 - Yeah, that's the only thing. - Man, Bibby... 336 00:13:52,106 --> 00:13:53,372 Fuck it. 337 00:13:53,408 --> 00:13:54,874 Oh, yeah, that one don't work good. 338 00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:04,292 Shit. 339 00:14:05,227 --> 00:14:06,886 Lamar! 340 00:14:06,921 --> 00:14:08,574 Look, Pops... 341 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,551 Hey, tell me they just kidnapped you. 342 00:14:10,576 --> 00:14:12,216 I know good and goddamn well you ain't out here 343 00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:13,559 skipping school again. 344 00:14:13,595 --> 00:14:14,827 Tell me you're not skipping school again. 345 00:14:14,862 --> 00:14:16,062 - I'm sorry, Pops! - Nah, don't be sorry. 346 00:14:16,097 --> 00:14:17,663 - Shit. - Don't be sorry now. 347 00:14:17,699 --> 00:14:19,398 You think I work hard at these three jobs 348 00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:22,635 so you can walk around town with your little nigglet friends, 349 00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:24,637 skipping school all day? 350 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,165 I work hard, man. 351 00:14:27,190 --> 00:14:30,095 But y'all think y'all grown, don't you? Huh? 352 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,978 Well, since y'all grown, please tell me you put up 353 00:14:32,013 --> 00:14:33,980 the street team posters I gave you today. 354 00:14:34,015 --> 00:14:35,381 Man, we put up a couple. 355 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,916 - I beg your pardon? - We put up a couple! 356 00:14:36,951 --> 00:14:38,751 - Come again, say what? - We put up a couple! 357 00:14:38,786 --> 00:14:41,020 Give them to me. Give them to me. 358 00:14:43,805 --> 00:14:45,905 Man, y'all barely made a dent! 359 00:14:46,024 --> 00:14:48,098 You had one thing to do today. 360 00:14:48,123 --> 00:14:50,152 We ain't gonna never get this $35 now. 361 00:14:50,177 --> 00:14:52,231 And I trusted you to do this for me. 362 00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,793 You little niggas ain't shit, man. 363 00:14:54,818 --> 00:14:55,901 That's all right, though. 364 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,004 'Cause I got somebody here for you, matter of fact. 365 00:14:58,312 --> 00:14:59,511 Hey, yo, Alfred! 366 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,790 The hell you want, Bibby? 367 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,404 Hey! Come inspire the youth! 368 00:15:05,429 --> 00:15:08,097 - Man, I ain't in this! - Alfred, this is my son. 369 00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:11,423 Yo, is that, is that Paper Boi? 370 00:15:11,448 --> 00:15:13,019 Yeah, that's right. That is Paper Boi. 371 00:15:13,054 --> 00:15:14,453 And I brought him up here to inspire y'all, 372 00:15:14,489 --> 00:15:15,861 since y'all don't listen to me. 373 00:15:15,886 --> 00:15:18,197 Hey, yo! How come you don't look fresh? 374 00:15:18,222 --> 00:15:20,359 - Excuse me? - You don't look fresh or famous. 375 00:15:20,395 --> 00:15:23,720 Y-Your hair is raggedy as shit. Damn! 376 00:15:23,745 --> 00:15:25,131 You out here looking like a Super Saiyan. 377 00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,882 Your hair is fucked up, man. 378 00:15:26,907 --> 00:15:28,655 Like, damn. Oh, shit. 379 00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:30,709 What the fuck did you do to his hair, yo? 380 00:15:30,751 --> 00:15:33,121 - Lamar. Not right now. Not right now. - Pops. Pops. 381 00:15:33,146 --> 00:15:34,306 Not right now. 382 00:15:38,013 --> 00:15:39,684 You know why it's fucked up? Hey. 383 00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:41,090 You know why it's fucked up? 384 00:15:41,115 --> 00:15:42,742 'Cause your crazy-ass daddy was supposed 385 00:15:42,751 --> 00:15:44,502 to cut my damn hair, a'ight? 386 00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,669 And what the hell it matter anyway, nigga? 387 00:15:46,694 --> 00:15:48,288 I'm a regular-ass person. 388 00:15:48,313 --> 00:15:49,879 I need to get my hair cut sometimes. 389 00:15:49,904 --> 00:15:51,732 Famous people need to eat and shit 390 00:15:51,757 --> 00:15:53,993 and brush their goddamn teeth! 391 00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:56,215 I'm regular, bruh, all right? 392 00:15:58,153 --> 00:16:01,004 Yo, so, um... can you put me on? 393 00:16:01,363 --> 00:16:02,268 What? 394 00:16:02,303 --> 00:16:04,189 I got a fire mixtape. 395 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,621 I'm like Lonzo Ball. 396 00:16:06,974 --> 00:16:08,808 It's actually pretty good. 397 00:16:09,497 --> 00:16:12,164 I'm done, man. Yup. 398 00:16:12,189 --> 00:16:13,946 I'm done, bruh. That's it. 399 00:16:15,064 --> 00:16:16,297 We done! 400 00:16:16,322 --> 00:16:18,148 We done. I'm going back to the shop, 401 00:16:18,173 --> 00:16:19,871 cut his hair 'cause that's what grown people do... 402 00:16:19,876 --> 00:16:21,668 Yo, Lamar! Man, get your ass in the car. 403 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,764 - Come over here. - Bibby, let's go, man! 404 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,300 We... Come on, let's go. 405 00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,679 Take y'all asses to school! 406 00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:32,800 - Pops, I said I was sorry. - What? Hey! My man, 407 00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:34,844 you don't have to be sorry to me at all. 408 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,302 You can save that. I don't care at all. 409 00:16:36,337 --> 00:16:37,970 Hey, you got to explain that to your mama. 410 00:16:38,005 --> 00:16:40,339 - Please do not tell Mama. God! - Don't tell your mama? 411 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,041 Well, I'm calling her right now. 412 00:16:42,076 --> 00:16:44,384 She got to know. Shit, she the one wanted you. 413 00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:44,918 Bibby... 414 00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:46,251 - Do you have minutes? - What? 415 00:16:46,292 --> 00:16:47,501 - I know. The kids these days, right? - The road, man... 416 00:16:47,515 --> 00:16:49,982 - The road, Bibby. - I got this. Yeah. See? 417 00:16:50,017 --> 00:16:51,669 - Now you got Paper Boi mad. - Bibby, the road, man. 418 00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:52,917 - Why don't you go straight? - Yeah. I got this! 419 00:16:52,918 --> 00:16:54,377 Nigga, if you kill me, I swear to God, 420 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,282 - I'm-a fuck you up, boy. - It's all good. I got this. 421 00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:57,542 Oh, that's it. Him asking me for favors, 422 00:16:57,590 --> 00:16:58,715 you know what I'm talking about? 423 00:16:58,743 --> 00:17:00,543 - Can you watch the road? - These kids these days. 424 00:17:00,578 --> 00:17:02,044 I ask you for favors all the time. 425 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,379 You don't know nothing about nothing! 426 00:17:03,414 --> 00:17:04,780 Huh. Shit. 427 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,282 "Son, can you take the trash out?" 428 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,583 - Bibby. - Huh? 429 00:17:07,619 --> 00:17:09,752 - The road, bruh. - I-I'm fine. 430 00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:12,918 - Damn. "Son, could you please stop skipping school?" - Bibby. 431 00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:15,209 - "Son, could you not jack off with my good lotion?" - Bibby. 432 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,751 - Oh, really? Right in front of Paper Boi? - That kind. 433 00:17:16,761 --> 00:17:17,727 - Simple. Simple... - Bibby. Bibby! 434 00:17:19,985 --> 00:17:22,547 - Bibby, man... Fuck! - Okay. Hey, everybody all right? 435 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,210 Lamar, you good? 436 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:23,917 - Nigga, man... - I'm fine. 437 00:17:23,946 --> 00:17:25,834 Man, I got weed in my fucking pockets, Bibby! 438 00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:27,335 It's okay. Okay. Everybody good. 439 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,437 - Everybody good. - Get the fuck off me, man. 440 00:17:28,473 --> 00:17:30,339 All right. It's good. Everything good. Hey, listen. 441 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,641 Hey, y'all, this what we gonna do. 442 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,342 Hey, hop in the driver's seat right quick. 443 00:17:33,584 --> 00:17:35,751 - Nigga, what? - I got warrants, man. 444 00:17:35,774 --> 00:17:36,811 - Hop over here right quick. - Fuck you, man! 445 00:17:36,836 --> 00:17:37,889 I'm on probation, man! 446 00:17:37,914 --> 00:17:40,272 - Get his ass up here! - I don't have a license. 447 00:17:40,297 --> 00:17:41,858 It's okay. Hey, it's all good. 448 00:17:41,883 --> 00:17:42,752 - It's all good. We good. - Oh, my God. 449 00:17:42,787 --> 00:17:44,497 We good. We good. Listen, see? 450 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:45,501 The driver's still good. 451 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,123 They mobile, at least. 452 00:17:47,158 --> 00:17:49,145 Everything fine. We gonna be all right. 453 00:17:52,397 --> 00:17:54,797 Oh, shit. 454 00:17:54,832 --> 00:17:57,074 - Oh, goddamn it. - Nah. Nah, fuck that. 455 00:17:57,099 --> 00:17:58,595 What you doing? 456 00:17:58,670 --> 00:18:01,070 What?! Ah, Bibby, man! 457 00:18:27,892 --> 00:18:30,726 Get out, skipper. 458 00:18:30,808 --> 00:18:33,109 Damn, with you skipping school. 459 00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:40,918 You know, for the record, I never wanted you. 460 00:18:40,961 --> 00:18:42,475 Yo, Alfred! 461 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,001 Hey, Al, let's get you that haircut, baby. 462 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,793 Anybody else pee a little bit when we had that wreck? 463 00:18:47,804 --> 00:18:49,270 Just me? 464 00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:50,669 Hey, yo, Al, listen. 465 00:18:50,704 --> 00:18:52,367 Hey, sorry about the hit-and-run thing, 466 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,436 but you know I can't go back to jail, baby. 467 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,041 I just can't do it. I don't weigh enough. 468 00:18:56,076 --> 00:18:58,377 You know, I'll be somebody girlfriend immediately in jail. 469 00:18:58,412 --> 00:18:59,911 I don't fuck with no jails. 470 00:18:59,947 --> 00:19:02,914 Just passing by the Atlanta pen make my boy-hymen hurt. 471 00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,441 Hello? 472 00:19:04,466 --> 00:19:06,200 Smooth, what's good, baby? 473 00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:08,453 Oh, no, baby. I ain't busy. 474 00:19:08,489 --> 00:19:11,056 You should've been called me. I got that on me right now. 475 00:19:11,091 --> 00:19:13,792 No, I'll bring it to you right now. Don't be ridiculous. 476 00:19:13,827 --> 00:19:16,428 I'm on my way. I'll be right over there. 477 00:19:16,463 --> 00:19:19,064 Yeah, I'm on my way. No big deal. 478 00:19:20,005 --> 00:19:22,627 Hey. I left something in my truck. 479 00:19:28,609 --> 00:19:30,876 Let's get you that haircut. 480 00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:45,084 All righty. 481 00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:47,325 My man. There you go. 482 00:19:47,361 --> 00:19:50,295 See, no problem. Looking good. 483 00:19:50,330 --> 00:19:51,797 Ready. 484 00:19:54,368 --> 00:19:57,302 My dawg. 485 00:19:57,337 --> 00:20:00,672 Hey, um, you forgot to pay me. 486 00:20:01,169 --> 00:20:03,041 Nigga, you got to be fucking kidding me. 487 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:04,638 Nah. You haven't paid me. 488 00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:07,679 You know, you dragged me out of here, 489 00:20:07,714 --> 00:20:09,414 ruined my whole goddamn day, 490 00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:11,249 you almost got me in trouble with the fucking cops, 491 00:20:11,285 --> 00:20:14,719 and then you almost killed me with your goddamn driving, man. 492 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:17,956 Ruined? Nigga, we had a good day today. 493 00:20:17,991 --> 00:20:20,604 I took you to mentor to some kids. You're welcome. 494 00:20:20,629 --> 00:20:22,881 And then we-we ate at that white lady house. 495 00:20:22,906 --> 00:20:24,796 And then we hit that Asian lady from the back, 496 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,015 you know what I'm talking about. 497 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,667 Then we came back up here, I cut your hair. 498 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,054 I know good and goddamn well he ain't drop my money. 499 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,400 No tip? 500 00:20:40,876 --> 00:20:42,918 This ain't like the other ones where, you know, 501 00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:45,716 they just put three random movies together, like Kazaam 502 00:20:45,751 --> 00:20:49,543 or, you know, Glitter or Leprechauns in the Hood. 503 00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:51,944 I'm talking about you need these, cuz. 504 00:20:51,969 --> 00:20:53,861 Hey, my man, Paper Boi! 505 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,397 Good. You right on time, fam. I ain't know you was coming. 506 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:59,723 Sit on down. 507 00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,825 - Yo, what's up, man? - What up? 508 00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,271 - What we doing today? - Yeah, man. 509 00:21:05,296 --> 00:21:07,629 Let me get a... temple fade. 510 00:21:10,559 --> 00:21:12,202 How low? 511 00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:13,877 Two? 512 00:21:14,505 --> 00:21:16,338 Or a three? 513 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,910 Uh... 514 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,674 a tw... 515 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,449 No, man, a... 516 00:21:41,775 --> 00:21:46,775 Synced and corrected by Octavia - www.addic7ed.com -