1 00:00:02,203 --> 00:00:03,704 * 2 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:05,239 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 3 00:00:05,273 --> 00:00:07,275 ANNOUNCER: Archer: Danger Island. 4 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:09,110 Premieres Wednesday, April 25, 5 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,978 only on FXX. 6 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:16,450 FX presents Atlanta. 7 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:19,753 Hey, y'all. So, tonight I'm wearing 8 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:21,355 my new jasmine brandy lip plump. 9 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:23,091 And y'all can use a discount code to get it, 10 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:26,327 so you can be-- mwah-- twinkling like your girl here. 11 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,330 And what better way to bust it out than a night with my girls? 12 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,031 That's my girl Van. 13 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:32,266 Say hi, Van. 14 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:34,435 That's Van. 15 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:38,106 She cute or whatever, and I need a new Netflix password, 16 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:39,373 so hook a girl up. 17 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:40,541 All right, bye. 18 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:41,642 No free pictures. 19 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:44,212 Anyway, y'all stay tuned. 20 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:46,414 'Cause tonight the stars are gonna be out. 21 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,218 I dropped this phone in the tub with Lottie, 22 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:52,553 and now it just does not hold a charge. 23 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,355 Uh-uh, no, we not talking about Lottie, 24 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,157 we not talking about children, we talking about liquor, 25 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:58,226 -we talking about... -Liquor. 26 00:00:58,259 --> 00:00:59,627 -* Lick 'em and stick 'em * -* Lick 'em * 27 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,395 -* Stick 'em * ... -Uh-uh. 28 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:03,231 -* Stick 'em. * -Tammi, you keep talking like that, 29 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:04,698 -you're gonna have child number two tonight. -Uh-uh. 30 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:07,568 -She is. -I got an IUD to block them K-I-Ds. 31 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:10,404 You know what, though? Them IUDs work. 32 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,173 NADINE: You know what? Y'all nasty. 33 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:13,407 'Cause I changed my shit up after Lottie. 34 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:14,608 You know what I'm saying? 35 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:18,246 Don't get that copper IUD, 36 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:19,580 -'cause that makes your periods worse. 37 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:21,249 -TAMMI: I'm good. -VAN: Mm-hmm. 38 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,417 What ever happened to condoms? 39 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:25,153 Bitch, how old are you? 40 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,520 -CANDICE: Really. Damn! 41 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:27,588 Are you in high school? 42 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:32,059 I don't have kids, and I also don't have HPV, trick. 43 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,495 TAMMI : Oh! Really, y'all gonna play me like that? 44 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:36,197 Put that in your condom and fuck it. 45 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:38,399 Oh, okay, so DJ said that he's going to meet us 46 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,567 and escort us through and everything, 47 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,768 so we don't look like groupies. 48 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:42,236 -CANDICE: Mm. 49 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:46,240 What is your deal with DJ, actually? 50 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:48,108 DJ, girl, that's-- he's a tour barber. 51 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:49,643 -He's nothing. -So, what, you just stringing him along 52 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,279 for an invite to Drake's party? 53 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:54,248 -Mm-hmm. -Uh, no, I'm not stringing him along. 54 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:56,450 I actually only talk business with DJ. 55 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:58,319 So, did you send him selfies? Yes or no. 56 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:01,422 I might've sent him one or two selfies. Dang. 57 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,158 So you sent him one or two pictures of your breasts. 58 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:06,194 First of all, my breasts are already on Tumblr, 59 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:07,561 so he could've already seen it. And I only sent him 60 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:09,263 -half a nipple-- that don't count. -NADINE: Oh. 61 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:10,764 Oh, okay, so he would've saw them eventually, 62 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,100 because I know you didn't have on no business clothes. 63 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,269 Everybody can't be a nun like you, Nadine. 64 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,271 If I'm gonna chase anybody, y'all, 65 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:19,607 it's gonna be that Aubrey. Uh! 66 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,475 'Cause you know, I've always had a crush on Aubrey. 67 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:23,344 -TAMMI: Uh, you and all the other groupies. 68 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:24,878 -TAMMI: What are you talking about? -CANDICE: Aubrey. 69 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:26,314 -You don't know him. -TAMMI: Girl. 70 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:29,617 -CANDICE: He is fine. -Fine. 71 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,419 CANDICE: And he looks like he would make a great father. 72 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:33,421 TAMMI: Van! Van, do you hear this madness? 73 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:35,256 -What are we-- what are y'all talking about? 74 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:36,490 I don't even care; I need a photo with Drake, 75 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:38,326 because my Instagram is weak as fuck. 76 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:40,728 -I'm just being real. My shit-- 77 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,463 -look, I got Lottie, Lottie, Lottie... -Chicken. 78 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,298 ...Lottie, me-- chicken-- 79 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:45,766 I know exactly which one you're talking about... 80 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:47,635 -Uh-huh. -...Lottie, Lottie, Earn. 81 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,604 -Delete the Earn. -Oh, yeah, so we can replace Earn with Drake. 82 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:56,644 -Y'all really think this dress is okay? -Mm-hmm. 83 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:57,845 I think it looks good on you-- it's fine. 84 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:58,912 Look, we got to go, okay? 85 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,314 Let's have one more shot. 86 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:01,315 NADINE: Do y'all think I should smoke tonight? 87 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,450 -Yes! Yes! -Yes! 88 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:03,917 Oh, my God! 89 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:08,356 To partying with my girls. 90 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:10,291 -And IUDs. 91 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,861 -Mmm. -Mmm. 92 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,896 ("Never Created, Never Destroyed" by Jlin playing) 93 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:29,310 You are not a better driver after a few drinks. 94 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:30,844 -I'm a good driver. -No, you ain't. 95 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:33,381 -Um, Candice. -Next time we smoke and drive. 96 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:36,384 Candi, you sure we in the right place? 97 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,819 -Yeah. Yeah, this is it. 98 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,354 -There's nobody here. -This looks a little sus. 99 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:42,623 No, no, there's gonna be a shuttle that comes. 100 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,325 -I'm freezing. -I'm losing my buzz. 101 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:45,859 Where is everybody? 102 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,828 -Okay, stop complaining. -We're in the woods, girl. 103 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:49,430 Follow me. Follow me. 104 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:52,400 Thi-This way. Follow me. 105 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,467 Where in the world? 106 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:55,336 You should've wore pants. 107 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:56,737 You should not be down here in this... 108 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,406 -Yo, uh, happy New Year. 109 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,207 -Ha-Happy New Year. -Right. 110 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,875 Hey, y'all going to that Drake theme party, right? 111 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,311 I-I got this pizza for him. 112 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,545 Like, right here. 113 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,547 -Cool. 114 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:07,915 Yo, give me the address, y'all can have some, 115 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,517 but this pizza has to go inside him. 116 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:10,918 -Oh, oh, the shuttle's over here. -He needs it. 117 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,420 -This is good pizza. 118 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:14,422 Hey, no, we don't want your pizza. Bye. 119 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:17,425 Wha... No, no, you got to put me on, though. 120 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,826 Put me on... I got music, too. 121 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,394 Like, we could-we could work just together. 122 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:21,795 Put me on. You... Come on, bruh! 123 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,397 Don't leave me out. 124 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:26,367 Don't leave me out... 125 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,568 : It's locked. 126 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,737 Uh, hey. We're here for the party. 127 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,405 Candice Moxon. 128 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:32,573 Okay, oh, all right, wait, wait, wait, um... 129 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,376 7-4-3-2-9-9. 130 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:36,944 -Oh. 131 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,912 -Ooh. -Yes. 132 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,414 Let's go see Drake. 133 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,891 Damn. 134 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:08,008 Hey, are you okay? 135 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,580 I'm just so happy. 136 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:15,483 Y'all pretty. 137 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,585 I'm-a take y'all home with me. 138 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,491 Just kidding. 139 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:33,634 ("House of Mirrors" by David McCallum playing) 140 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:50,984 SECURITY GUARD: Let's go, ladies. 141 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,052 Gather round, gather round. 142 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:55,088 Come on. 143 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:56,490 We don't have all night. 144 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:58,626 File out. 145 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:00,528 -Oh, my God. -SECURITY GUARD: Good evening. 146 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:01,462 Welcome to paradise. 147 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:03,531 IDs out. 148 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,332 If you are here in response to the video shoot, 149 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,534 please proceed with your Ethiopian passport 150 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,335 to the photo booth 151 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,604 -to receive your name tag and your costume. -Okay. 152 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:12,606 This is a residential home. 153 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,341 Keep booties on at all times. 154 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,876 These are marble floors. 155 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,846 -I am not wearing them booties. -By the way, happy New Year. 156 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,549 Happy New Year! 157 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,383 All right, who's first? 158 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:26,086 Oh. Drake invited me. 159 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,524 WOMAN : "Drake invited me." 160 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:33,561 That's his signature right there. 161 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:40,568 WOMAN: Can I just... 162 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:41,969 No, you don't have to call him. 163 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,571 I, um... 164 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:48,542 I was supposed to be here, not you! 165 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:49,910 I was invited! 166 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,846 I swear, I was invited! 167 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,682 : * You the, you the best * 168 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,149 * You the, you the... * 169 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:58,418 -This is my song. -This is my song. 170 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,621 -Girl, every song is your song. 171 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:05,826 Look at these Instagram 172 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:08,161 Stepford Wife-looking bitches. 173 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,097 Oh, look, it's Devyon Johnson. 174 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,600 Where? 175 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:13,867 NADINE: He's cute. 176 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:16,203 TAMMI: He would be with a white girl. 177 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,841 These Hollywood niggas are so cliché. 178 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:22,510 Hey. 179 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,478 DJ! DJ. Hey, DJ, baby. 180 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:26,647 -Hi. Mwah. 181 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,582 DJ, next time, can you escort me? 182 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:30,518 Because security was so mean to me. 183 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,119 -DJ: Oh, yeah, I got you. 184 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,755 -Oh, yeah, I want to meet Drake. 185 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,590 Uh, yeah, he's-he's floating around somewhere. 186 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:38,425 Well, where's this room? 187 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,561 We want to go here. -DJ: Uh... 188 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:41,862 Okay, okay, well... Chill. 189 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,597 No, no, it's-it's-it's cool. 190 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:45,599 W-Well, I got to go DJ. 191 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,601 'Cause my name is D-D-D-D-DJ. 192 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:49,637 He's funny, right? 193 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:50,938 -He's so... -No. -Get a drink, 194 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,606 I'll hook y'all up. 195 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,508 Oh. You want a gummy? 196 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:55,509 -Uh-huh. -Oh, yes. 197 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:57,144 -I'm good, thank you. -Uh. 198 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,479 -Uh-uh, uh-uh. Uh... 199 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:00,848 Mm-hmm, mm. 200 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,616 She likes gummies. 201 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:04,585 Take the gummy, enjoy yourself. 202 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:06,520 -Fine. -Mm-hmm. -Come on. 203 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:07,755 -Mm-hmm. -Okay. 204 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:09,857 Well, ladies, I'm gonna go with DJ. 205 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,224 -Ah. -So, y'all have fun. 206 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,693 -DJ: Mm. -It's a party, dance. 207 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:13,961 Bye, Candi. 208 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:14,962 Look at 'em. 209 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,199 Mm-mmm. 210 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,268 Chew. 211 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:26,807 Very good. 212 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,542 -Let's go. 213 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:31,511 -NADINE: I don't like it. -TAMMI: Mm-mm-mm. 214 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:39,653 * Way up, way up * 215 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:46,860 * Way up, way up * 216 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:52,032 * Same old thang * 217 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,667 * Watch me do the same old thang * 218 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:55,002 * If I wrote your ass a love song * 219 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,704 * Could I make it bang? * 220 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,005 * If I pull up with my gun drawn... * 221 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,674 I'm so sorry. 222 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:03,543 It's okay. 223 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:06,179 This edible ain't kicking in fast enough 224 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,749 for me to enjoy this thot-a-thon. 225 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,651 Amen. 226 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:13,621 Where is Devyon Johnson? 227 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:16,523 I just need to talk some sense into him. 228 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,592 Just so he knows, you know? 229 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,594 I feel weird. 230 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:22,029 I'm-a go find his ass. 231 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,865 Damn, girl, you look high as hell. 232 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,569 Nadine, stay with Van. 233 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,742 You seem annoyed or something. 234 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:38,045 -No. 235 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,548 He's out there living his life and I'm here living mine. 236 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,216 I'm just trying to get this photo with Drake. 237 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,118 I need to strategize. 238 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,688 Is it me? A 239 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,957 What? No. 240 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,925 You're paranoid. Stop it. 241 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:56,029 Ugh! I'm just going through stuff, 242 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:59,733 and this dress is just, like... 243 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,702 I just need to calm down. 244 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:04,304 I need to have a good time and I'm just gonna relax. 245 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,739 I'm gonna have a good time 246 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:08,208 and I'm gonna have a vodka soda, please. 247 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:11,178 NADINE: Yes. Is this the police? 248 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,880 I-I need your help. 249 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:15,883 I'm at this big party at Drake's house and I'm dying. 250 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,951 -I-I don't... 251 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,052 -Help. 252 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,754 Did she give you an address? 253 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,255 No? Okay, bye. 254 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,124 Honey, what's wrong with you? You're just high. 255 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,693 No, I'm dying and I know it. 256 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,194 You are high and you're paranoid. 257 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,962 No, I need to go to the hospital. 258 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,764 No. We need to get out of this room, 259 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:31,765 but we are not leaving. 260 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:34,668 Just take a sit right here, okay? 261 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,837 Why don't you lie down? You want to lie down? 262 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,271 NADINE: I can't breathe right. 263 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,807 Yes, you can. Come on. 264 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:40,841 Let's lay you down. All right. 265 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,677 Okay. Okay. 266 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,379 We're gonna breathe together like in yoga. Okay? 267 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:49,282 -Shit. 268 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:53,721 Um, okay, let's breathe. 269 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:57,758 Okay? 270 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,960 Okay. You keep doing that. 271 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,394 Breathe. I see you breathing, okay? 272 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:02,830 I'm gonna get some water. 273 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,665 Wait. DJ drugged me. 274 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:06,900 No, no, no, no. 275 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,902 We all ate the same thing. Okay? 276 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:11,638 It's okay. Why don't you lie down again, okay? 277 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,008 Um, look, it's Drake. 278 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,076 You can hang out with Drake, okay? 279 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,210 Why don't you stay with Drake? 280 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:20,113 I'm All right. 281 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,120 -Oh, my God. -Oh. 282 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,856 -I'm so sorry. -It-It's all good. 283 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,157 -I mean, I... -I'm sorry. 284 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,691 I was all in the way. 285 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,861 No, I'm sorry. I... 286 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,363 Um, do you know where I can find, 287 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:39,900 like, a water or something non-alcoholic or like... 288 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,002 Voilà. 289 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,906 Wow. Thank you. 290 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,875 You got a bathroom in there, too? 291 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,176 I think I could help you out with that. 292 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,879 Oh, okay. 293 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,681 Um... um... 294 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,918 I'm Brandon, by the way. 295 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,853 Oh, I'm Van. 296 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,321 -It's-it's nice to meet you. -Yeah, you, too. 297 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:02,722 -Nice to meet you. -Pretty smile. 298 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:05,692 Thank you. 299 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,929 Um... I got to go. 300 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,197 My friend is kind of freaking out. 301 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,199 I needed to bring her this water, so... 302 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,134 I mean, is 303 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,836 I mean, do you need some help? I can-I can follow you. 304 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,071 -Um, yeah, sure. Okay. 305 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,773 Yeah. Um... 306 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,208 she's pretty high, though, so... 307 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,475 -I don't want you to... 308 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,344 Sure she'll be all right with that water. 309 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,913 Where the hell did she go? 310 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,915 BRANDON: Oh, was she here? What she look like? 311 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:30,784 Nadine! Shit. 312 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:36,489 Shit. My phone is dead. 313 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,826 -Nadine! -Look, don't worry. I got you. 314 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,460 I know a place downstairs you can charge your phone 315 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,896 next to a pretty dope bathroom. 316 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,231 Yeah. 317 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,933 -Oh, my God. Okay. -No fear, no fear, no fear. 318 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,367 -Thank you. -I got you. I got you. 319 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,936 She's gonna get us all arrested. 320 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,137 Yeah, just right this way, right down here. 321 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,940 Okay. 322 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,775 -BRANDON: Don't trip. 323 00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,847 That's a... that's a really nice dress. 324 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,982 -Yeah, of course. 325 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,383 -Thank you. -It's perfect. 326 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,953 Wow, so this is, like, his studio? 327 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,288 -Yeah, it, uh, looks that way. -Damn. 328 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:11,024 Uh-huh. 329 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,395 There's, uh, the power strip. 330 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,898 Oh, thank you. 331 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,901 So you, um, you work with Drake? 332 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,903 Nah, uh, 333 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,105 Drake's nutritionist is my cousin. 334 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,007 -Oh. -Yeah, Coop. 335 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,009 Oh, cool. Cool. 336 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,979 But how'd you know about his studio down here, then? 337 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:35,382 No, you know... I just, uh... 338 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,184 I got here at, like, 8:00, 339 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,452 so I just walked around. 340 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,989 Nobody was here, so... 341 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,157 -Checked out the rooms. -Uh-huh. 342 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,927 -Saw what was in 'em. 343 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,397 Friends? Nah. 344 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,532 But you're my friend. 345 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,939 Okay. Um... 346 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,807 I need to use the bathroom. 347 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,475 I'm gonna charge my phone in there. 348 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,511 Great. Let me just... let me show you where it is. 349 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,514 Okay. 350 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,117 Here. Let-let me show you. It's right over here. 351 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,052 -Okay. Thank you. -Okay. 352 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,354 -Right here. -Thank you. 353 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,924 -Oh, I got it. Thank you. 354 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,491 -Yeah. Thank you, though. -All right. You're welcome. 355 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,493 I-I-I'll just... I'll wait here. 356 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,030 Ugh. Okay! 357 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,431 BRANDON: You good? 358 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,200 Uh, yeah, I'm good. 359 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,468 You need anything? 360 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,071 VAN: You know what? No. 361 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,140 BRANDON: Okay, some toilet paper or...? 362 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:37,044 Uh, why don't you go get us some weed? 363 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,112 BRANDON: Weed, right. 364 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,381 Yeah, I can... I can, I can find that. 365 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:45,518 Um, yeah. Uh... are you... are you hungry? 366 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,120 You want any food while I'm at it 367 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,059 Maybe some water. 368 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,860 Okay. All right. I'll be right back. 369 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,095 -Okay. -Right back. 370 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,096 VAN: Take your time. 371 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:59,399 Okay, just... 372 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,092 Oh. 373 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,893 * 374 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,096 Drake? 375 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,936 Hello? 376 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,288 Smells nice. 377 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,932 * 378 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:37,964 Oh, my God. 379 00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,986 Is this real? 380 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,323 DARIUS: No. 381 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,992 No, it is not. 382 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,996 Hmm. 383 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,165 Have you heard of Bostrom's simulation argument? 384 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,101 No. 385 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:17,070 Basically, it just states that, uh, 386 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:20,773 future civilizations must have immense computing power, 387 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,376 and that if even a fraction of this 388 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:26,179 were to run ancestral simulation, 389 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,481 there's a high probability that it would be indistinguishable 390 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:31,184 from reality to the simulated ancestor, 391 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,719 i.e. us. 392 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,188 What? 393 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,290 You're a simulation. 394 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,727 -Oh. -Like a Sim. 395 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,231 There is someone controlling your every movement. 396 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:48,168 Yeah, I don't even like apples. 397 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:51,104 Can you help me stop thinking? 398 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,374 : Perhaps. 399 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,278 Catch. 400 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,720 Is she real? 401 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,923 Real fake. 402 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,761 I knew it. 403 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,564 * Boy ain't slept in 40 days * 404 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,199 * Rain, hail, sleet, snow * 405 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,567 * Even when it's dark or sunny, man * 406 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,569 * I ain't got nothing left to lose * 407 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,504 * First time I seen all I could gain * 408 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,139 * So I beat the street, just my feet * 409 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,208 * Look how far I came * 410 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,178 * Up from unpopular lame, but now I'm a popular name * 411 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,612 * See these niggas ain't paid the cost * 412 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,080 * We both rap, they awful, I'm awe... * 413 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,349 * Been on that fuck-a-nigga shit * 414 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,384 * Take a nigga bitch and then I pass her to the clique * 415 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,386 * I say, see me, I don't got no time for no bitch * 416 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,787 * I just get 'em for the bros * 417 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,522 * I'm just worried 'bout them chips * 418 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,324 * I'm a shot call, little nigga * 419 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,426 * I'm-a stay wild, hot nigga * 420 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,328 * I belong in a dog pound * 421 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:58,398 * Shot call, little nigga, I'm-a stay wild... * 422 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:02,335 Yeah, I'm staring at you. Ho. 423 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,305 Is there a problem? 424 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,240 Not really! 425 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,842 You're saddled over there with your black man accessory, 426 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:13,646 and I'm just tired of that story, to be honest. 427 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,881 It's basic. 428 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:18,485 But that's just me, personally. 429 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,487 Okay. 430 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,921 * Stop it, niggas knowin'... * 431 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,724 Maybe I'm just a good woman. 432 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,493 Huh?! 433 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,362 Like, a good girlfriend? 434 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:33,366 Maybe I add value to his life? 435 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,269 I've been with him since he was doing community theater. 436 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,805 I cooked. I cleaned. 437 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,573 I've had his back from the very beginning. 438 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:43,576 I've always supported him. 439 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:47,280 Maybe two good people found each other, 440 00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:50,383 and I'm a good woman who found a good man. 441 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:53,252 * I say, see me, I don't got no time for no bitch... * 442 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,721 Bitch, don't even act like you don't know 443 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,423 what's going on out here! 444 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,858 You got all the advantages in the world to be a good woman. 445 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,593 You can afford to invest early. 446 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,462 I ain't got time to be sitting out here 447 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,431 with no community-theater-ass nigga for eight years 448 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,599 and wishing on a goddamn star. Uh-uh. 449 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,868 There are plenty, plenty, plenty, plenty 450 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,704 of good, black women, but you don't see Brad Pitt 451 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,407 trying to date Shonda Rhimes. No! 452 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,444 No. No. Type "beautiful woman" 453 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,878 in Google Images, honey. 454 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,847 Then you can talk to me. 455 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,450 * I'm a shot call, little nigga, I'm-a stay wild... * 456 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,284 I just love Devyon. 457 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,019 Bitch, I love him, too! 458 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,322 * Little nigga, I'm-a stay wild * 459 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,324 * Hot nigga, I belong in a dog pound... * 460 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:34,961 Okay, um, thank you. 461 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,596 * That's a no-no * 462 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,965 * Off tops, new chain, and my wrist froze * 463 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,401 * Loaded up, still bouncin' with that .44... * 464 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:44,270 Sorry. 465 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,639 * Never give a bitch yo' phone, that's a no-no * 466 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:49,141 * Off tops, new chain, and my wrist froze. * 467 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,888 Hi? 468 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,965 : Hi. I'm sorry. 469 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:16,969 Um... I'm lost. 470 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,971 -I need to get to the party. 471 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,007 Um, or to the main part of the house. 472 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,445 With Drake? 473 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:28,548 Drake. Drake no está. 474 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:35,922 Oh. Um... 475 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:39,592 -I don't really, um... 476 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,694 ¿El avión? 477 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,329 Yo soy su abuelo. 478 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,665 Are you Drake's abuelo? 479 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,500 Sí. Abuelo. 480 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,502 Oh, my God. You're his grandpa. 481 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:52,371 Sí. Abuelo. 482 00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:54,874 No. Mm-mm. 483 00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:57,510 I don't speak Spanish. 484 00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,580 No hablas español. But it's nice to meet you. 485 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:08,755 You want me to look at that? 486 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,596 Hold up. 487 00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,431 Drake's not here? 488 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:30,477 WOMAN: Yeah, you got to get low in front and high. 489 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:33,379 Hey, how you doing? How you doing? Hey. $20. All right. 490 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,081 Look, we got this right here. 491 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,517 Drake bowtie. Straight off the tux from the Oscars. 492 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,619 -Get low. 493 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,053 What the fuck is going on in here? 494 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,489 Oh, how you doing? 495 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:43,923 We got $20 per selfie. 496 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:47,460 -It'll get you 10,000 followers, guaranteed. -Mm-hmm. 497 00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:48,928 The line starts there, sweetie. 498 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:54,033 Hold up. You're telling me all these girls 499 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,569 have been posting fake photos on Instagram all night? 500 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:58,571 Look, they're real to everyone else. 501 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,973 I mean, this your best option, anyway. 502 00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:03,442 You thought you was gonna have a meaningful convo with Drake 503 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:05,077 -You was gonna come to the party, 504 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,580 ask for a pic and post it on the Gram, 505 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,048 so here you go. 506 00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:11,183 -You're welcome. -$20. 507 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,019 Line's right there. 508 00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:15,588 Or $30, hold on. 509 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:18,591 And you get these free Puma slides. 510 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,992 What's up? 511 00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:21,427 What you want to do? 512 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,870 -Girl, she ain't real. 513 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:33,606 -Hey. 514 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,143 Stars are just a projection of what's actually already 515 00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:39,445 -inside of your mind. -Drake. 516 00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:43,716 Darius? 517 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:46,653 DARIUS: Oh, hey, Van. 518 00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:48,154 Why are you here? 519 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:51,457 Oh, actually, we were just talking about that. 520 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,660 It's basically, really just... 521 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:55,662 No, I meant the party. 522 00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:57,564 Is Earn with you? 523 00:24:57,597 --> 00:24:58,698 No. 524 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:02,635 But I know Drake's chef, Guillermo, 525 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,470 from the glorious days of pick-up soccer. 526 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,606 But how did we get here? 527 00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:09,642 Oh, see, that's an even harder one, actually. 528 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,510 -It all start... -VAN: No, shut up. 529 00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:14,781 Candice drove us here. 530 00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:19,251 And then she ditched us for T-Pain's party. 531 00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:22,488 That sucks. 532 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,957 You okay? 533 00:25:26,993 --> 00:25:29,095 I think so. 534 00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:32,665 Me and Darius figured out that I am nothing. 535 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:34,500 We're all nothing. 536 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,035 It's a simulation, Van. 537 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,707 It's all fake. 538 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:44,644 You're right. 539 00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:46,078 It's all fake. 540 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:48,815 There's no Drake. 541 00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:52,251 So don't ruin your high and just enjoy yourself. 542 00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:54,654 Hmm. 543 00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:57,523 You're such a good friend. 544 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:01,828 TAMMI: Hey. Hey. 545 00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:04,697 Hey, y'all. They kicking everybody out. 546 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,766 And, Van, what the hell do you got on? 547 00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:09,769 Come on, y'all. 548 00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:12,571 NADINE: How are we getting home? 549 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,660 Drake's Mexican. 550 00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:35,695 (Spanish version of Drake's "Hotline Bling" playing) 551 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,989 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 552 00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:58,310 MAN: A few years working for me, 553 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,646 you won't just visit Morocco. 554 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:04,851 You'll buy Morocco. 555 00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:06,886 ANNOUNCER: Trust. 556 00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:09,889 All new, Sundays at 10:00 on FX. 557 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,992 This power is... 558 00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:15,795 -I-- I-- -SYD: I-- 559 00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:17,797 I love you, David, but-- 560 00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:19,999 You're nuts, kiddo. 561 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,133 You're-- 562 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,369 A danger no one is ready for. 563 00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:24,937 The real me. 564 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:28,140 Is an imminent threat to our future, our safety-- 565 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:30,242 Our one-way ticket to-- 566 00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:34,446 Utter destruction. 567 00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:40,086 ANNOUNCER: Legion. All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX. 568 00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:45,357 (man's voice on radio speaking Russian) 569 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:48,895 : We believe that freedom and security-- 570 00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:52,899 (people shouting, voices on radio, static) 571 00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:01,740 ELIZABETH: Things have gone bad. 572 00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:04,076 ANNOUNCER: The Americans. Final season. 573 00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:06,779 All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX. 574 00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:11,083 ANNOUNCER: Heaven on earth, or so they were told. 575 00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:13,886 How many blowhards can one island hold? 576 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,922 Oh! Oh! 577 00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:18,257 ANNOUNCER: Archer Danger Island. 578 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:21,027 All-new season premieres Wednesday, April 25. 579 00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:22,962 Only on FXX.