1 00:00:02,306 --> 00:00:05,483 This thing kills everyone. 2 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,320 FX presentsAtlanta. 3 00:00:28,376 --> 00:00:30,856 No, I got, I got into it with the Mexicans, man. 4 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:32,945 I got to deal with some eses. 5 00:00:32,989 --> 00:00:35,774 Huh? It ain't my fault I don't speak Spanish. 6 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:38,516 Yeah, I thought quincemeant 18. 7 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,345 Well, what does she have on a wedding dress for? 8 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:43,782 Hey, sorry for being late, my man. 9 00:00:43,826 --> 00:00:46,350 Commode in my house backed up 10 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:48,961 and my petty-ass girlfriend done hid all the plungers. 11 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:50,702 It's all good, man. It's-it's all good. 12 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:53,531 I'm sorry, did you say something? 13 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,185 Yeah, I was answering you, man. 14 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:56,099 Oh, no, I'm on the phone, my man. 15 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:57,970 Okay, hold on, son. 16 00:00:58,014 --> 00:01:00,712 Yeah, she said she ain't even trust me around rubber and wood. 17 00:01:00,756 --> 00:01:01,974 Hid all the plungers. 18 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:03,759 What type of petty person do some shit like that? 19 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:05,935 Yeah, absolutely. 20 00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:08,981 Yeah. So what we doing? 21 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:10,548 My man, what we doing? 22 00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:13,029 Oh, nigga, I don't know when you talking to me, I'm sorry. 23 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,118 Um, the usual. 24 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:17,990 No. Course not. 25 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:20,210 She don't be thinking about nothing else, either. 26 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:22,038 With that fine ass, she gonna get it, though. 27 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,561 You know what I'm saying? It's all good. 28 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:25,694 When I get my income tax, I'm-a open my own shop 29 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:29,176 or-or I'm-a buy my own WNBA team, one of those... 30 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:30,394 -Yo, Bibby. 31 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:32,396 -Hey, man, let me let you go. 32 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,398 I got somebody sitting in the chair. 33 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:36,792 Yeah, he's a little hostile. I got to jet. I'll let you go. 34 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:39,534 Yeah, it's gonna probably take me a little minute with this. 35 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:42,406 Yeah. All right, okay, I'm fine with it. 36 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:45,148 Junebug did what? You is bullshittin'. 37 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:47,237 -Bibby, man. If you don't... man... -Oh, I'm sorry. 38 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:48,978 Hey. Hey, let me, let me let you go. 39 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:51,850 All right, Bubba, okay, cool. All right. All right, man. 40 00:01:51,894 --> 00:01:54,331 Sorry about that, man. So what'd you say we're doing today? 41 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:56,203 The usual, Bibby. 42 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:57,813 -All right, then, the usual it is. -Yeah. 43 00:01:57,856 --> 00:02:01,338 Hey. Let me ask you a question. Did you see the news last night? 44 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:03,862 Them savages from Atlanta that went into that T-Mobile store, 45 00:02:03,906 --> 00:02:05,603 drove they car in there, 46 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:07,997 -got away with about 100 phones. -Yeah, man. It's crazy out here. 47 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,173 I mean, it's-it's that time of year though, I guess. 48 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:11,827 Yeah. Crazy. 49 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,437 Hey, yo, and that reminds me, listen. 50 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:15,570 If you know somebody that needs a iPhone, 51 00:02:15,613 --> 00:02:17,267 tell them to holla at me if they with T-Mobile. 52 00:02:17,311 --> 00:02:19,226 -I got the hookup on the low. -Got you, man. 53 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:20,401 -I appreciate that. -All right. 54 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:22,185 So what we doing now? 55 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:24,579 Like I said, man, the usual. 56 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:26,233 All right, the usual, damn. 57 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:27,408 Usual, gonna have the usual. 58 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:29,453 You don't want to do nothing different? 59 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:31,629 No, man. Look, I got, I got a photo shoot coming up, man. 60 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:33,457 -So I just... want to look good. -Oh! 61 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:34,893 Oh, you got a photo shoot coming up. 62 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:37,287 -Yeah, man. I mean... 63 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:38,593 Nah, man. It's just a write-up for me in a magazine. 64 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:39,985 Yeah. My boy done went all Hollywood. 65 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:41,073 It's a write-up in a magazine, 66 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,205 and they want to take some pictures, 67 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:43,859 so that's-that's what I'm doing. 68 00:02:43,902 --> 00:02:46,078 Hey, you dating Kim Kardashian now 69 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:48,211 -No, Bibby, man. -My boy done went straight Hollywood on me. 70 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:49,865 -That's good, though. -It ain't no Hollywood, Bibby. 71 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:51,301 -I ain't going no Hollywood, man. 72 00:02:51,345 --> 00:02:53,303 You know what, that reminds me, as a matter of fact, 73 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:55,087 I'm glad you brought that Hollywood shit up. 74 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:58,047 Me and my girl snuck in the AMC the other day, see a movie. 75 00:02:58,090 --> 00:03:00,049 We was looking at the movie posters on the wall, 76 00:03:00,092 --> 00:03:02,225 and guess how many movie posters they got on there 77 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:04,227 with black people on them. 78 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:06,838 -Guess! -One. 79 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:08,275 -Zero! -Zero. 80 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:09,406 It's sad, man. 81 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:11,713 Key and Peele put a movie out with a cat in it, 82 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:13,323 they put the cat on the poster. 83 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:14,890 They dressed the cat up like a nigga instead of 84 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:16,674 putting two niggas that made the movie on the poster. 85 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:18,894 So was it a cat in a suit or just looked like a nigga? 86 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:20,330 It was... You know, you know a cat, 87 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:21,288 what a, what a nigga cat look like! 88 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:22,463 Okay. All right, man. I got it. 89 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:24,508 -It's fucked up. I know. -It is. 90 00:03:24,552 --> 00:03:26,423 Shit's nuts out here. I'm glad somebody agree with me. 91 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:28,251 See, that's why I like you. You smart. 92 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:31,515 Smarter than a lot of them. Why I like you. 93 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:37,173 Oh, you got somewhere to be? 94 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,306 -Yes! Bibby, man. Yeah, I said that, man. -Oh, shit, my bad. 95 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:41,482 -Hey, I didn't know. My bad. Hey. -Just... 96 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:44,267 -Hey, no big deal, baby. Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 97 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:45,921 No big deal. You should've said that. 98 00:03:45,964 --> 00:03:48,097 -All right, man. We good. -I'll get you squared away. 99 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:49,751 -Oh, shit. Don't worry about that. 100 00:03:49,794 --> 00:03:51,318 Don't worry. That ain't nothing. 101 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:55,322 Yeah, I got the cut, the usual. Uh-huh. 102 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:57,541 Get you ready for Hollywood. 103 00:03:57,585 --> 00:04:00,501 That reminds me, hey, did you see that basketball player 104 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:02,938 that hit all them people at the club in that invisible car? 105 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:04,287 -That shit on YouTube. -Yeah, man. 106 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:06,289 -I-I know about it. -That is the funniest vi... 107 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,552 You got to see this shit. I got to show you this. 108 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:10,337 -Yeah, man. -Shit here is funny. 109 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:12,339 But I ain't got to, I ain't got to, I already... 110 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:13,557 Uh-uh. You got to watch this. 111 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:14,776 You need to watch this, trust me. 112 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:17,126 -Yeah, watch that right quick. 113 00:04:17,169 --> 00:04:18,910 I'm-a use the bathroom, though. 114 00:04:18,954 --> 00:04:21,217 -Let me just... 115 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:26,527 Hey, Bibby, man. Somebody... 116 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:28,311 Somebody calling your phone, bruh. 117 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:32,359 Raindrops, peach emoji? 118 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:34,361 Hello 119 00:04:34,404 --> 00:04:36,450 Uh-uh. Don't do that. Don't go through that. Hello? 120 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:39,322 Baby, baby, baby, what is you yelling for? 121 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:41,977 I'm on my way! I'm ten minutes... 122 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,805 I'm on 85 right now, I promise. 123 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:45,981 Promise to God, I'm on 85! 124 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:49,463 All right, I'm-a be there. Cool. Shit. 125 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:52,770 Oh, boy. 126 00:04:52,814 --> 00:04:55,599 -Leaving. 127 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:57,601 Leav...? Man, Bibby, you can't leave me here 128 00:04:57,645 --> 00:04:58,559 with half a haircut, man. 129 00:04:58,602 --> 00:05:00,256 Look at this shit, man. Come on now! 130 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,344 It's cool 'cause you coming with me. 131 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:02,954 -Come on. -Bibby, I ain't going... 132 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:04,347 Man, I ain't going nowhere till my hair get cut, bruh. 133 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:05,783 Come on, man. Listen, my girl stay 134 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:07,611 five minutes around the corner. I'll cut you over there. 135 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:09,439 -We'll be right back. 136 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:10,701 We already in a barbershop, bruh. 137 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:12,268 Hey. I know you don't want nobody else in here 138 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,270 to cut your hair for your billboard, do you? 139 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,619 You trying to go to Hollywood now. 140 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:18,187 You want to be on the poster or you want the cat on the poster? 141 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:20,537 -A'ight, man. -Come on now. Yeah, so... 142 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:22,757 -Come on. -Shit, man! 143 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,802 -All right, let's go. -Hey, hey, hey, hey. 144 00:05:24,846 --> 00:05:26,413 We got to go out the back, man. 145 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:28,589 Them people, them people be out there. Just come on this way. 146 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:30,591 We ain't going out the front? 147 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:32,636 Oh, goddamn. 148 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,600 ♪ 149 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:46,998 Hey, fam, what your cable situation looking like? 150 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:49,044 -Yeah, your cable. 151 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:51,263 'Cause, listen, I'm with Clear Cable now. 152 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:53,004 I'm working with them on the side. 153 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:55,659 So if you sign up with me, I'll make sure you're taken care of. 154 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:57,661 -You know what I'm talking about? -I'm straight, Bibby. 155 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,624 Well, fine. Do this for me, then. 156 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,582 Take these business cards, pass them out at your show 157 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:07,279 or take them to a studio or something. 158 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:09,064 Throw them at the crowd, whatever you got to do. 159 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:11,545 Make sure you pick up my loosies, though, 160 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:13,634 'cause them ain't cheap. 161 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:16,680 "Klear Cable." With a "K." 162 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:18,943 Clever, right? 163 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:23,252 Toothpick? 164 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:24,688 50 cent. 165 00:06:24,732 --> 00:06:26,298 I'm good, man. 166 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:28,300 ♪ 167 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:51,715 Hey. Yo, my man. Hey. Where your mom at, boy? 168 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:53,238 Where your...? Oh, baby, I'm here! 169 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:54,588 You a hour late. Come on, Omari. 170 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:55,893 Hour late? What you talking about? 171 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:57,329 Let's go. We're going. Let's go. 172 00:06:57,373 --> 00:06:59,070 -Come on. -Wait, baby. Calm down. Calm down. 173 00:06:59,114 --> 00:07:00,550 Bibby, I ain't got time for this. 174 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:02,552 -Move! -Baby, I'm here now. What you doing? 175 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:04,249 -This ain't none of my fault. 176 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:06,600 It's his fault! 177 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:08,123 You always got some type of excuse, man! 178 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:09,516 No, this not no excuse this time. 179 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:11,474 Seriously, this is his fault. 180 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:13,084 He called me, talking about his car was broke down. 181 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:14,912 You know what I'm talking about? And I was on my way home to you. 182 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:16,740 I had told him. He said, could I help him. 183 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:18,350 I was like, "Nah, I got to go do the right thing." 184 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:19,351 You know what I'm saying? 185 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:20,614 But he start crying and stuff. 186 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:22,137 Talking about his engine. 187 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:23,530 Yeah, he had queef engine or something like that. 188 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:25,314 And his carburetor had jaundice. 189 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:26,489 So I then had to go and pick him up off the side of the road. 190 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:28,317 'Cause only reason why I did that 191 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,710 is 'cause of all that Jesus stuff you've been teaching me. 192 00:07:29,753 --> 00:07:31,712 You're supposed to help. -Mm-hmm. 193 00:07:33,714 --> 00:07:36,760 He a magician! How I supposed to know? 194 00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:38,719 Listen, baby, look. Look, now. 195 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,111 I'm trying to do the right thing. 196 00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:41,765 I only did this 'cause of you. 197 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:42,984 You've been trying to get my life right. 198 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:44,507 It's been 'cause of you I'm doing this. 199 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:46,596 I wouldn't even help the nigga had it not been for you. 200 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,206 That's why I even came over here to tell you. 201 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,556 I wanted to thank you for all the stuff... 202 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:52,428 You-You done changed my life. Thank you, baby. 203 00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:57,607 -Hurry up. -Thank you. 204 00:07:57,651 --> 00:08:00,001 Come on, baby. Here. 205 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,794 My man, come on, let's get it. Let's go. 206 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:13,231 I ain't got all day. 207 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:18,933 Oh... hey. I wasn't talking to you. 208 00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:21,370 I was talking to my man. Come on, bro. 209 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:22,937 Bibby, man, I know you kidding me with this shit. 210 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,460 I know you ain't just gonna cut his hair 211 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,157 after driving me around damn creation, man! 212 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:27,550 Listen, I know, but he had an appointment, though. 213 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:29,204 -Nigga, so did I! -That's true. 214 00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:31,249 But, technically, his was before yours. 215 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,730 Know what I'm sayin'? Just calm down, man. 216 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:35,558 We gonna be here five minutes. He... he just need a line. 217 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:37,212 -Go on, Bibby, man! Shit! -Thank you, man. 218 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:38,953 Come on now. It's all good. 219 00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:41,999 Five more minutes. 220 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:44,045 ♪ 221 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:02,803 All right, little man. There you go. 222 00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:04,631 -MARY: Bibby! 223 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:05,806 The water's not running. 224 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:07,634 I thought you said you paid the bill. 225 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:08,809 I did pay the bill! 226 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,767 Well, I guess I'm imagining things, huh? 227 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:12,813 Thought I paid that bill. 228 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:20,255 You're a magician? 229 00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:21,996 No. 230 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:23,693 That's what Bibby said. 231 00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:26,304 -Well, Bibby's an idiot. -That's mean. 232 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,612 Can you show me a trick? 233 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:34,225 Little man. I just told you I wasn't a magician, okay? 234 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:37,489 What's wrong with your hair? 235 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:40,623 Are you sick or something? 236 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,281 MARY: And now the power?! 237 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:49,240 -Bibby, you said you paid that! -I did pay it, baby. 238 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,242 You know Donald Trump and them biz out here. 239 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:53,636 The devil always trying to steal our j... 240 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,900 You did not just steal from me. 241 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:58,510 This for the boy haircut! 242 00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:00,556 I got to go, baby. God bless you now. 243 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,776 -Bibby. 244 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:04,516 Bibby! 245 00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:08,259 This nigga! Shit! 246 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,832 Hey, man. Sorry about all that. 247 00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:19,314 You know how crazy these hos can get. 248 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:22,012 Hey, guess I'm staying with my other woman tonight, you know... 249 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:23,927 Bibby, man, just take me back to the shop, all right? 250 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,363 I ain't playing with you, Bibby. 251 00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:27,844 Okay, all right. All right. 252 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,759 You must be starving though, right? 253 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:30,673 Hell yeah, man. 254 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,719 My whole day been fucked up so far. Yes. 255 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:35,896 Good. Let me get you something to eat. It's the least I can do. 256 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,332 -I'm-a take care of you. 257 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:38,812 Take you right back to the shop after that. 258 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:41,249 We're gonna eat. Hey, you like Zaxby's? 259 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:44,818 Nigga, don't be rude. 260 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:47,255 -Of course I love Zaxby's. -I got you. 261 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:49,692 Thank you. 262 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,651 Talking 'bout. Shit. 263 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,266 What...? 264 00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:00,964 -Yeah. 265 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,400 Come on, man, you know I dabble in construction 266 00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,098 from time to time. Come on, you got to eat! 267 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:05,577 Nigga, this ain't no restaurant! 268 00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,928 You coming or not? Come on! 269 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:10,408 Here we go. 270 00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:11,801 Zaxby's! 271 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,414 Nigga, these your leftovers? 272 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:20,114 No! I mean, I did eat the chicken wings. And the sauce. 273 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:22,856 And part of that bread. But them chicken tenders right there, 274 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,205 that's all you, my man. 275 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,990 Take me back to the shop, now, 'cause I swear, 276 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,992 you keep playing with me, Bibby, 277 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,167 and I'm-a fuck you up, all right? 278 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:32,430 Listen. You the one said you was hungry. 279 00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:34,084 I was just trying to help you out, 280 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,999 but we can go back to the shop. 281 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,131 Thank you. Let's go, man. 282 00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:38,872 Hey, yo, just help me get this lumber 283 00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,830 -in the back of my truck... -Man, fuck that, man! 284 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,571 Finish my hair! 285 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,007 Man, help me get this lumber. I promise, 286 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,748 the faster we do this, the faster I can cut your hair. 287 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,446 I'm taking you right back to the shop after this, I promise. 288 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:51,362 Just help me load this up. I promise! 289 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:54,191 Fuck, man! 290 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,193 Nigga, three? You better pick up five. 291 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,674 -Use your back, too, bitch. -I don't have that many muscles. 292 00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,719 Come on, man. 293 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:05,899 Perfect. Just got one more bundle, my man. 294 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,944 Shit! 295 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:11,818 Hey, yo, Al, let's go, man. 296 00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:15,386 What do you think you're doing? You stealing my lumber? 297 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,258 -What the... What are you, uh... -Hey, ma'am, calm... 298 00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:19,390 What the hell do you think you're doing on my property? 299 00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,001 -Ma'am, calm down. -You're trespassing. 300 00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,350 I know, ma'am. Just calm down. Listen. 301 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,047 No, I will not calm down. Who the hell are you? 302 00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,135 Listen, I work for the contractors 303 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,397 that's building the house, right? 304 00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:28,835 I loaned ya'll this lumber as collateral. 305 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,837 -And then ain't nobody paid us... -I'm calling the cops. 306 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,186 -Bibby. -Don't call the... Listen. 307 00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:33,622 All that ain't necessary, ma'am. 308 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:34,841 I had to reconfiscate this wood 309 00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,668 'cause ain't nobody paid me my money. 310 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:37,931 So, you should speak to your husband, 311 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,193 -so we can get paid. 312 00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,195 Oh, I will call my husband, and then the police. 313 00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:43,980 Well, do it then, beige lady! Call 'em! 314 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:46,287 Hey! You son of a bitch. 315 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,028 We're gonna sue you! 316 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,639 Sue! But you need to talk to your husband, 317 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:53,511 'cause we ain't had no contracts, 'cause he cheap. 318 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,298 ♪ 319 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,823 That's my wood! 320 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:11,312 Hey. You don't think she called the police, do you? 321 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:16,099 I'm still on probation, nigga, so I hope the fuck not. 322 00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:18,972 Nah, she ain't call 'em. We all right. It's all good. 323 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,843 Do I even have to say it, Bibby? 324 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,760 -We should probably... -Should probably head back to the shop. 325 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,457 -Just head on back to the shop, yeah. That's right. 326 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:29,417 I'm-a take you right on back, get you cut up real quick. 327 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,028 I got you, Paper Boi. 328 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:43,126 -Oh, hell no! 329 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,869 ♪ 330 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:57,575 Bibby, goddamn it, man! What are you doing?! 331 00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:00,796 -It's all good. It's all good. -Fucking toothpicks, man. Shit! 332 00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,935 How you gonna do that when I got no seat belt on, nigga? 333 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,284 My bad. You should wear your seat belt at all times. 334 00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:12,025 Yeah, no shit. Why is your shit...? 335 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,722 -Yeah, that's the only thing. -Man, Bibby... 336 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,115 Fuck it. 337 00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,638 Oh, yeah, that one don't work good. 338 00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:25,603 Shit. 339 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:28,563 Lamar! 340 00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:29,912 Look, Pops... 341 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,783 Hey, tell me they just kidnapped you. 342 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:34,003 I know good and goddamn well you ain't out here 343 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,135 skipping school again. 344 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:36,484 Tell me you're not skipping school again. 345 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:37,789 -I'm sorry, Pops! -Nah, don't be sorry. 346 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,269 -Shit. -Don't be sorry now. 347 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:40,923 You think I work hard at these three jobs 348 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:44,187 so you can walk around town with your little nigglet friends, 349 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,189 skipping school all day? 350 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,104 I work hard, man. 351 00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:51,194 But y'all think y'all grown, don't you 352 00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,631 Well, since y'all grown, please tell me you put up 353 00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,633 the street team posters I gave you today. 354 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,200 Man, we put up a couple. 355 00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:58,593 -We put up a couple! 356 00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,377 -We put up a couple! 357 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,902 Give them to me. Give them to me. 358 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,080 Man, y'all barely made a dent! 359 00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,082 You had one thing to do today. 360 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,171 We ain't gonna never get this $35 now. 361 00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:14,000 And I trusted you to do this for me. 362 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,958 You little niggas ain't shit, man. 363 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,568 That's all right, though. 364 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,788 'Cause I got somebody here for you, matter of fact. 365 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:20,963 Hey, yo, Alfred! 366 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:25,011 The hell you want, Bibby? 367 00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:26,969 Hey! Come inspire the youth! 368 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,232 -Man, I ain't in this! -Alfred, this is my son. 369 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,019 Yo, is that 370 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,803 Yeah, that's right. That is Paper Boi. 371 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,022 And I brought him up here to inspire y'all, 372 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,240 since y'all don't listen to me. 373 00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,155 Hey, yo! How come you don't look fresh? 374 00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:42,245 -You don't look fresh or famous. 375 00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:45,031 Y-Your hair is raggedy as shit. Damn! 376 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,902 You out here looking like a Super Saiyan. 377 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,164 Your hair is fucked up, man. 378 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,253 Like, damn. Oh, shit. 379 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:52,386 What the fuck did you do to his hair, yo? 380 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,475 -Lamar. Not right now. Not right now. -Pops. Pops. 381 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,129 Not right now. 382 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,090 You know why it's fucked up? Hey. 383 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,613 You know why it's fucked up? 384 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,093 'Cause your crazy-ass daddy was supposed 385 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,834 to cut my damn hair, a'ight? 386 00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:08,228 And what the hell it matter anyway, nigga? 387 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,707 I'm a regular-ass person. 388 00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,231 I need to get my hair cut sometimes. 389 00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,841 Famous people need to eat and shit 390 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,713 and brush their goddamn teeth! 391 00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,889 I'm regular, bruh, all right? 392 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,068 Yo, so, um... can you put me on? 393 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,157 What? 394 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,636 I got a fire mixtape. 395 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,986 I'm like Lonzo Ball. 396 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,598 It's actually pretty good. 397 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:33,209 I'm done, man. Yup. 398 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,733 I'm done, bruh. That's it. 399 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,170 We done! 400 00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,041 We done. I'm going back to the shop, 401 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,087 cut his hair 'cause that's what grown people do... 402 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,176 Yo, Lamar! Man, get your ass in the car. 403 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,308 -Come over here. -Bibby, let's go, man! 404 00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,702 We... Come on, let's go. 405 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,486 Take y'all asses to school! 406 00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:57,320 -Pops, I said I was sorry. Hey! My man, 407 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,409 you don't have to be sorry to me at all. 408 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:00,976 You can save that. I don't care at all. 409 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,543 Hey, you got to explain that to your mama. 410 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:05,067 -Please do not tell Mama. God! Don't tell your mama? 411 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,677 Well, I'm calling her right now. 412 00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:08,549 She got to know. Shit, she the one wanted you. 413 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,290 -Bibby... 414 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,205 -I know. The kids these days, right? -The road, man... 415 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,555 -The road, Bibby. 416 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,122 -Now you got Paper Boi mad. -Bibby, the road, man. 417 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,210 -Yeah. I got this! 418 00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:18,776 Nigga, if you kill me, I swear to God, 419 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,909 -I'm-a fuck you up, boy. -It's all good. I got this. 420 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,215 Oh, that's it. Him asking me for favors, 421 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,129 you know what I'm talking about? 422 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,218 -These kids these days. 423 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,567 I ask you for favors all the time. 424 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,003 You don't know nothing about nothing! 425 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,265 Huh. Shit. 426 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,919 "Son, can you take the trash out?" 427 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,312 -Bibby. 428 00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,227 -The road, bruh. -I-I'm fine. 429 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:37,447 -Damn. "Son, could you please stop skipping school?" -Bibby. 430 00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,362 -"Son, could you not jack off with my good lotion?" -Bibby. 431 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:41,147 Right in front of Paper Boi? -That kind. 432 00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:42,148 -Simple. Simple... -Bibby. Bibby! 433 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,804 -Bibby, man... Fuck! 434 00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,154 -Nigga, man... -I'm fine. 435 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,938 Man, I got weed in my fucking pockets, Bibby! 436 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:51,157 It's okay. Okay. Everybody good. 437 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,115 -Everybody good. -Get the fuck off me, man. 438 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,986 All right. It's good. Everything good. Hey, listen. 439 00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,379 Hey, y'all, this what we gonna do. 440 00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:57,989 Hey, hop in the driver's seat right quick. 441 00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,252 -I got warrants, man. 442 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:00,905 -Hop over here right quick. -Fuck you, man! 443 00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,255 I'm on probation, man! 444 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,257 -Get his ass up here! -I don't have a license. 445 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,910 It's okay. Hey, it's all good. 446 00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:07,173 -It's all good. We good. -Oh, my God. 447 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,696 BIBBY: We good. We good. Listen, see? 448 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:09,697 The driver's still good. 449 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,177 They mobile, at least. 450 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,656 Everything fine. We gonna be all right. 451 00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:19,054 Oh, shit. 452 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,274 -Oh, goddamn it. -Nah. Nah, fuck that. 453 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,191 ALFRED: What?! Ah, Bibby, man! 454 00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,463 ♪ 455 00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:55,395 Get out, skipper. 456 00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,701 Damn, with you skipping school. 457 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:05,100 You know, for the record, I never wanted you. 458 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,667 Yo, Alfred! 459 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,409 Hey, Al, let's get you that haircut, baby. 460 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:12,107 Anybody else pee a little bit when we had that wreck? 461 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,456 Just me? 462 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,805 Hey, yo, Al, listen. 463 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,285 Hey, sorry about the hit-and-run thing, 464 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:18,331 but you know I can't go back to jail, baby. 465 00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,463 I just can't do it. I don't weigh enough. 466 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,465 You know, I'll be somebody girlfriend immediately in jail. 467 00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,206 I don't fuck with no jails. 468 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,209 Just passing by the Atlanta pen make my boy-hymen hurt. 469 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,819 Hello? 470 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,473 Smooth, what's good, baby? 471 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,606 Oh, no, baby. I ain't busy. 472 00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:35,348 You should've been called me. I got that on me right now. 473 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:38,046 No, I'll bring it to you right now. Don't be ridiculous. 474 00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:40,570 I'm on my way. I'll be right over there. 475 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:43,356 Yeah, I'm on my way. No big deal. 476 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:46,315 Hey. I left something in my truck. 477 00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:55,324 Let's get you that haircut. 478 00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:09,382 All righty. 479 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,427 My man. There you go. 480 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:14,387 See, no problem. Looking good. 481 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,215 Ready. 482 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:21,394 My dawg. 483 00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:24,875 Hey, um, you forgot to pay me. 484 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:27,356 ALFRED: Nigga, you got to be fucking kidding me. 485 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,315 Nah. You haven't paid me. 486 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,882 You know, you dragged me out of here, 487 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,536 you ruined my whole goddamn day, 488 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,321 you almost got me in trouble with the fucking cops, 489 00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:38,933 and then you almost killed me with your goddamn driving, man. 490 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:42,197 Ruined? Nigga, we had a good day today. 491 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,200 I took you to mentor to some kids. You're welcome. 492 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,767 And then we-we ate at that white lady house. 493 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,986 And then we hit that Asian lady from the back, 494 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,553 you know what I'm talking about. 495 00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:53,034 Then we came back up here, I cut your hair. 496 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:58,866 I know good and goddamn well he ain't drop my money. 497 00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:00,911 No tip? 498 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,356 This ain't like the other ones where, you know, 499 00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:13,533 they just put three random movies together, like Kazaam 500 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:16,579 or, you know, Glitter or Leprechauns in the Hood. 501 00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:19,016 I'm talking about you need these, cuz. 502 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,888 Hey, my man, Paper Boi! 503 00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:23,804 Good. You right on time, fam. I ain't know you was coming. 504 00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:26,067 Sit on down. 505 00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:32,334 -ALFRED: Yeah, man. 506 00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,423 Let me get a... temple fade. 507 00:21:39,254 --> 00:21:41,822 Two? 508 00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:45,129 Or a three? 509 00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:46,827 Uh... 510 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:49,830 a tw... 511 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:52,398 No, man, a... 512 00:21:57,446 --> 00:21:59,448 ♪ 513 00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:17,308 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 514 00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:38,417 ♪ [orchestra: up-tempo Italian instrumental] 515 00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:51,604 ANNOUNCER: Trust. 516 00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:55,129 All new, Sundays at 10:00 on FX. 517 00:23:56,739 --> 00:23:59,525 [man's voice on radio speaking Russian] 518 00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:02,963 : We believe that freedom and security-- 519 00:24:03,006 --> 00:24:06,967 [people shouting, voices on radio, static] 520 00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:15,758 ELIZABETH: Things have gone bad. 521 00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:18,500 ANNOUNCER: The Americans. Final season. 522 00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:21,155 All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX. 523 00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,898 How are you feeling since our last season? 524 00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:28,031 I need to remind you, what you think is real... 525 00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:30,469 never occurred. 526 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,602 It's all in your head. 527 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,131 ♪ 528 00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:42,785 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 529 00:24:42,829 --> 00:24:44,526 ANNOUNCER: Archer: Danger Island. 530 00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,615 Premieres Wednesday, April 25, 531 00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:48,182 only on FXX.