1 00:00:01,402 --> 00:00:04,372 ("It's Forever" by The Ebonys) 2 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:09,977 * 3 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,545 Would you like a drink while you wait? 4 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:14,215 Uh, yeah, just a little more water, please. 5 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:21,222 * 6 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:31,999 * La la la la la la 7 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:39,006 * 8 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,109 * La la la la la la 9 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:42,610 Van. 10 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:46,947 * 11 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:49,283 (whispering) Hi, baby. 12 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:52,019 How are you? 13 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,254 Oh, it's good to see you. 14 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:54,288 Oh, you too, honey. 15 00:00:54,322 --> 00:00:55,623 You smell good. 16 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,858 -What is that? -It's Boucheron. 17 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,293 Oh, okay. 18 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:00,294 I'm gonna try that. 19 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:02,596 It smells good. 20 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,598 -I'm sorry I'm late. -No, no, no. 21 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:06,900 I know you're a working girl. Don't worry, it's fine. 22 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:09,970 (giggles) 23 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:11,739 It's good to see you. You look really good. 24 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:13,707 Oh, thank you. You too. 25 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,276 -Yeah, I like your hair. -Really? 26 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:16,877 -Yeah, yeah, it's cute. -Thanks. 27 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,212 Looks better than the last time. 28 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:20,281 Did you go to that shop I told you to go to? 29 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:21,649 -Fernando's? -No. 30 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,451 I went to this place that I found in Midtown. 31 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:25,119 Yeah, you should've went to Fernando's. 32 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:26,920 Girl, I'm telling you, he's the best. 33 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:28,222 He's the best. 34 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:30,391 -He will fix those roots. -Hmm. 35 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,760 -Mm-hmm. -How much does Fernando charge? 36 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:35,329 -Oh, well, he ain't cheap. -Okay. 37 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:37,631 Well, who's paying for yours? 38 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:40,000 Because I actually have to pay for mine. 39 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,569 Van, come on. 40 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,937 Come on. 41 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:46,174 I don't know if you remember what that's actually like. 42 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,108 Okay, okay. Okay. 43 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:49,477 Good evening, ladies. 44 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,078 Can I get you anything else to drink? 45 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,080 Yeah, actually, I would like some wine maybe. 46 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,582 Like a Chardonnay. 47 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,684 Why don't we do, like, a bottle of something? 48 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,252 Do you have something sweet? 49 00:01:58,286 --> 00:01:59,753 -Riesling's good. -Okay, yeah. 50 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,322 Let's do a bottle of that. 51 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:03,957 Van, good? Great. Okay. 52 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:05,626 -Are you two ready to order? -Yeah, um... 53 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,295 -I mean, I am, if you are. -Yeah, it's fine. 54 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:08,929 I just didn't want to hold us up. 55 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,431 No, it's fine, don't worry about it, go ahead. 56 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,132 I'm gonna have the pad Thai with chicken. 57 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:13,601 -Excellent. -Okay. 58 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,969 And, um, I'll go ahead and do the snapper 59 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,137 and snake bean salad. 60 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:18,672 -Great choice. -Yup, great. 61 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:19,973 -Thanks. -Be right back. 62 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:21,675 Thank you. 63 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,477 Oh, Van. 64 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:27,348 (both laugh) 65 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:29,116 I'm so glad I got to catch you. 66 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,618 Yeah, I know. I know. 67 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,853 -When do you leave tomorrow? -9:00. 68 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:34,121 -Oh. -Yeah. 69 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,023 Damn, that's a short trip. 70 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:38,025 When did you get in? You got in, what, yesterday? 71 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:40,394 -No, day before yesterday. -You flew Delta? 72 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:42,363 No, private. 73 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:45,032 -Oh. -(laughs) 74 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:46,367 I mean, yeah. 75 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,202 Yeah, but it wasn't, like, the nice p.j., 76 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:50,238 it was like one of those rent-a-p.j.'s. 77 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:51,572 I'm leaving on Delta, though. 78 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,006 -Oh. -Mm-hmm. 79 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,375 Where you gonna go? You gonna go home? 80 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,310 Uh, no well, back to New York, 81 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:57,645 check out this apartment I like 82 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,146 and then to London. 83 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,648 -London? -Yep. 84 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,516 -Wow. -Yeah. 85 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:04,685 And you're gonna go with a friend, or-- 86 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:08,021 No, just a special NBA player friend. 87 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,657 Okay. 88 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,925 I got it, but it's not the same NBA player... 89 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,694 -Oh, no, girl. -That you're visiting here? 90 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,263 No, mm-mm, no. Mm-hmm. 91 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:17,565 I mean, London's okay, I guess. 92 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,233 Just too much rain. 93 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:21,101 Makes my hair frizzy. 94 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:23,070 Oh, but I love Paris. 95 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,438 Girl, have you been? 96 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:25,673 I went last month. 97 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,841 Look, let me show you. 98 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,109 Okay, look, look. 99 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:32,713 There I go in Versailles, looking like... 100 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:34,382 looking like black Marie Antoinette. 101 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,183 (laughs) 102 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,085 It's beautiful. 103 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:39,787 -Yeah. -You look beautiful. 104 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,555 You know, you should come with me next time. 105 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:42,956 -Girl. -It'll be fun. 106 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,525 -It'll be fun! -I have a daughter. 107 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:45,459 -I can't leave. -Oh. 108 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,194 That's cute. 109 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,897 You know, sometimes I wish I had a kid, but then I'm like, 110 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:52,766 ugh, God no. 111 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,902 You know, I guess when the time is right, I'll have a kid. 112 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:56,470 Yeah, I'm sure. 113 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:58,372 I'm sure as soon as you find the right guy. 114 00:03:58,406 --> 00:03:59,740 * 115 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:02,109 -Yeah, the right guy. -Mm-hmm. 116 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:05,145 I guess. 117 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,481 -So how have you been? -So, how's your mom? 118 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:10,384 -Sorry. -I'm sorry. 119 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:11,752 You go, I'm sorry. 120 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:14,288 How've you been? I haven't seen you. 121 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:16,657 I'm, um, I'm busy. 122 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,125 -Yeah? -I'm busy. 123 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:19,560 I'm good. 124 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,895 Well, you look great. 125 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,931 -You do, I'm serious. -Thank you. 126 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:25,999 Oh, I ran into Kerry Clopton. 127 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,468 You remember her, from fifth grade? 128 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:29,069 - Yeah. -You know, the girl. 129 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:32,139 She look like she got a rake dragged across her face. 130 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:33,774 (laughs) 131 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:36,243 On Facebook, it said she was in a car accident. 132 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:40,814 * 133 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:42,650 Here we are. 134 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:44,752 You know, can I actually get 135 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,420 some chopsticks when you get a chance? 136 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:47,821 -Um... -Of course. 137 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:50,691 Yeah, I don't think we got any. 138 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,926 -Chopsticks? -What? 139 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,528 Thai people don't use chopsticks. 140 00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:56,129 (laughs) 141 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:57,531 I mean, well, Americans think they do 142 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:59,433 because they're Asian, but they don't. 143 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,702 -I just like chopsticks. -Oh, okay. 144 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,804 Okay. 145 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:06,139 So what are you doing after this? 146 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:09,309 This dude I know, he's having some, like, listening party-- 147 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:11,812 It sounds cool, but I can't. I have Lottie. 148 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:14,314 Oh, come on, Grandma. Come on, it'll be fun. 149 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:15,483 I also have work in the morning. 150 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,050 Yeah, and I have a flight. 151 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:18,686 -Look, call Earn... -I'm not calling Earn. 152 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:19,953 And then have--why? 153 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,889 I don't know, he's busy. 154 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:25,025 Yeah, I see his Snapchat sometimes, and he looks... 155 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:28,829 he looks busy. 156 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,330 Wait, are you... 157 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:32,332 are you still seeing him? 158 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:34,001 We have a daughter. 159 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,904 I mean, I still go out, but-- is he living with you? 160 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,872 When he can afford to, yes. 161 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:42,543 Mmm. (giggles) 162 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:44,745 Y'all are funny. 163 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:47,180 You two are funny. 164 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:48,882 (laughs) 165 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,350 Oh, okay. 166 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:52,319 I mean, you used to make fun of girls like you. 167 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,222 You realize that, right? 168 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:57,090 No, I'm serious, Van. 169 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:59,427 You know, you really need to think about your value. 170 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:02,663 -I'm sorry? -Like, what is your value? 171 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,097 Wait, what are you asking me right now? 172 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:05,165 Like, why are you messing around 173 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,166 with this broke-ass nigga? 174 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,935 -Whatever. -Van. 175 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:09,903 I know what my worth is. I don't want to be out here 176 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,739 dating a million football players--that's your style. 177 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,240 Hey, hey, look. 178 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:15,509 Women need to be valuable. 179 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:18,078 Black women have to be valuable. 180 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,747 Come on, the NBA players I fuck with, 181 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,381 they fuck with me because I provide a service, 182 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:23,617 and I am worth it. 183 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:26,286 I am cultured, intelligent, and beautiful. 184 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:27,688 And that is hard--Van! 185 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,924 Look at me. That is hard to come by. 186 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:34,127 That kind of black and white mentality might work for you, 187 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:36,797 but for those of us who don't live on whether a linebacker 188 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,432 -swipes left or right... -That's not what I'm talking-- 189 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,868 On my goddamn ass, then there's a gray area. 190 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:43,103 Stop, Van, he's running around on you, girl. 191 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:45,072 -Oh, so what? -What you mean, "So what"? 192 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:47,307 So what? You don't think that I'm going out on dates? 193 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:48,976 You don't think that I'm running around? 194 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:50,711 You don't think that I ever decline his calls 195 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,312 because I have some guy wrapped around me 196 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,380 with his tongue down my throat? 197 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,049 I mean, come on! Really? 198 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:59,319 ("The Masquerade" by George Benson) 199 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,054 Here we go. 200 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:06,794 * 201 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,496 Enjoy. 202 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:15,503 * 203 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:27,014 * Are we really happy here 204 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:31,118 * With this lonely game we play * 205 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:33,687 * 206 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:38,358 * Looking for words to say 207 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:39,693 (camera shutter clicks) 208 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:44,097 * 209 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:47,768 * Searching but not finding 210 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,771 Oh, Kevin's here. 211 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,606 -Wait, what? -Kevin's here. 212 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:53,974 He's taking us to the listening launch. 213 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,208 Jayde. 214 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:56,810 He's got a friend for you, too. 215 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:57,945 Cute. 216 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,613 (laughs) 217 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,281 -Hey, baby, how you doing? -Wait, what? 218 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,850 -Hey, boo. -Come on, sit down. 219 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:04,818 -This is my boy, CJ. -Hey. 220 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,854 -How's it going? -Hi. 221 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:08,188 Dang, you looking good. 222 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:10,658 - You too. -Well, listen. 223 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,459 -Um, y'all finished, though? -Yeah. 224 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,127 'Cause we're gonna get ready and get out of here. 225 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,696 -I'll take the check. -Okay. 226 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,064 So, hey, sweetheart. 227 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:18,899 What's your name? 228 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,300 Vanessa. 229 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,336 Vanessa. Okay, okay. 230 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:25,138 Well, you're looking beautiful. 231 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,807 I'm talking fine like shine, girl. 232 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,242 I'm gonna go to the bathroom, okay? 233 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:30,844 Wait, wait, you're gonna take your jacket to the bathroom? 234 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:31,879 Mm-hmm. 235 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,647 * 236 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,082 She's... 237 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:36,717 It's a girl thing. 238 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,752 * 239 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:50,698 (sighs) 240 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,868 Hey, pretty girl. 241 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:56,436 Hi. 242 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,005 I'm sorry. 243 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,773 Van, I'm sorry. 244 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:01,942 I just wanted to hang out with my girl tonight, 245 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,343 and I messed up. 246 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,712 I did, okay? I know I did. 247 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,113 I'm sorry, please don't leave. 248 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,715 It's fine, have fun being valuable. 249 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,282 Come on, let's just go to this listening party 250 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:11,184 for, like, five minutes. 251 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:14,087 I told you, I don't feel like it. 252 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,355 It'll be like old times. 253 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,590 Exactly. 254 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,125 And do you remember that, in old times, 255 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,527 you always used to hook me up with the uglier dudes? 256 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,062 (laughing) Oh, my God. 257 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,364 Okay, CJ is not that bad. 258 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,199 Seriously, I mean, yeah, he's like-- 259 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,268 he's like a lawyer or something. 260 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,370 I think. (laughs) 261 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,706 I'm more valuable than that shit. 262 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,441 You know what? Hold on. 263 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,143 Look what I got you. 264 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,878 Mm-mm. 265 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,446 I got this just for you. 266 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:40,748 I know you want it. Yes, you do. 267 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,049 -No. -Yes. 268 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,717 -Hell no. -Yes--hell yes. 269 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,318 I have work in the morning. 270 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,487 No, get your raggedy purse-having ass 271 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,222 in this car right now. 272 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,491 Come on! Get in this car. 273 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,894 Get in this car! You--get in here! 274 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,462 (laughs) 275 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:58,465 ("Oui" by Jeremih) 276 00:09:58,498 --> 00:09:59,833 * Uh 277 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:02,569 * Uh uh uh-huh 278 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,338 * Uh uh huh 279 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,340 -Yes. -(giggles) 280 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,609 Yes. 281 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,344 Yup. 282 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:12,612 What about your friend? 283 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,114 (coughs) 284 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,016 Man, fuck them niggas. 285 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,617 He can wait. 286 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:19,152 He wants me high. 287 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:20,287 Believe me. 288 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,623 (chuckles) 289 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:24,858 (chuckles) 290 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:27,160 -What? -Shit. 291 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,796 What? Come on. 292 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:32,132 Is this that elephant shit you gave me at Rihanna? 293 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,968 Mm-hmm. 294 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,103 (coughs) 295 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,038 (coughs) 296 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,272 Bitch, it might be. 297 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:43,110 -(laughs) -(coughs) 298 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,946 (both giggling) 299 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,214 Oh, man. 300 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,850 (both giggling) 301 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,318 -Wait. Oh, wait, wait. -Give me. 302 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:54,387 Take a picture of me real fast. 303 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,889 Take a picture of me real fast. 304 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:59,159 I'm gonna show you something. Wait. 305 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,627 Mm. 306 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,496 -You want flash, right? -Mm-hmm. 307 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,833 -Mm, mm. -Girl, hold on. 308 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,234 -Go up. -All right. 309 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,037 * 310 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,538 (camera shutter clicks) 311 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:12,906 (chuckles) 312 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,808 * Oh yeah, oh yeah 313 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,209 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I look like-- 314 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,878 -Girl. -I look like I'm fat. 315 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,146 Come on now. 316 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,914 Delete-- erase it. 317 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,549 You look like an Instagram escort. 318 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:23,884 (laughs) 319 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,218 You should be proud of that shit. 320 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,020 * 321 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,757 * I swear your (...) look best * 322 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,192 I love you, Van. 323 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,526 I love you. 324 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,228 -(giggles) -I know. 325 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,496 * Oh baby maybe 326 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,597 (laughs) 327 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:42,069 (cell phone buzzes) 328 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,777 (cell phone continues buzzing) 329 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:01,321 (cell phone continues buzzing) 330 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:11,098 (cell phone continues buzzing) 331 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,503 (cell phone continues buzzing) 332 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,776 Oh, fuck. 333 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,483 (cell phone rings) 334 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,986 -Hello? -Jayde, I'm fucked. 335 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,955 My whole life is fucked. 336 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,790 Okay, your whole life is not fucked. 337 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,725 -What happened? -I have a drug test today. 338 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,627 Girl, you smoked yesterday. 339 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,462 -Girl, I'm being serious! -Me, too. 340 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,131 I don't know the protocol for this. 341 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,166 I never had a job where smoking wasn't encouraged. 342 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:48,268 I don't know, can you ask someone? 343 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,237 Yeah, let me ask a friend from the Hawks. 344 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,239 I mean, they get tested, and he smokes nonstop. 345 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,341 Can you hurry? Because I got to be at work in two hours. 346 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,475 I'll hurry, all right? 347 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,644 I got you. Bye. 348 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,994 (cell phone buzzes) 349 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,501 Shit. 350 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,303 (door opens) 351 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,372 EARN: Hey. It's me. 352 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,340 (door closes) 353 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,213 Hey, what's up? 354 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,714 Hey. 355 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:39,019 What's wrong? You look weird. 356 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,553 I'm tired. 357 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:43,190 -I just had a long night. -Mm-hmm. 358 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,292 How's Jayde? 359 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,060 She's good. 360 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:50,864 She's going to New York, and then she's going to London. 361 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:53,700 Uh-huh, with who? 362 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:54,902 I can't keep up. 363 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,336 (chuckles) 364 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:57,504 Right? 365 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,306 Uh, she eat? 366 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,975 No, not yet. 367 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,410 It's cool, we'll pick something up. 368 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:04,844 You sure? You don't have to do that. 369 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:08,048 No, no, no. It's cool. 370 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,983 Maybe you can get, like, an extra hour of sleep in? 371 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:10,984 You'll feel better. 372 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,353 -All right. -Yeah. 373 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,555 Dispatch, we've got a baby in a residential area, 374 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,157 please advise. 375 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,758 Yeah, she's adorable, bring backup. 376 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,929 -What is that? -I don't know. 377 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,363 Hey. 378 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,532 Could I get Alfred's number? 379 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:28,468 -Uh, sure. -Thanks. 380 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,371 What do you need Al for? 381 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,941 Uh, a friend of mine wants to meet him. 382 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:37,277 Oh, uh, is it business? 383 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,812 'Cause if it's business, I could set up that meeting, you know? 384 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:44,584 -A lady friend. -Oh, okay. 385 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:47,921 Matchmaking-- that always goes well. 386 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:50,390 Here. I'm taking a shower. 387 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,960 Okay. 388 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,528 What she doing? 389 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,863 I don't know. 390 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,232 -What she doing? -I don't know. 391 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,733 What she doing? 392 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,069 I don't know. 393 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,136 (coos) 394 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,397 KID (on TV): King Coco's Crunch-os! 395 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,566 The legend is true! 396 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,002 MAN: Give me that crunch! 397 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,504 (giggles) 398 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,139 (cell phone buzzes) 399 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,907 BOY: But only kids can have Coconut Crunch-os! 400 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,675 (cell phone buzzes) 401 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,178 MAN: That chocolate-y, coconut crunch in every bite. 402 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:46,646 (cell phone buzzes) 403 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,681 Oh, I can almost taste it! 404 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,418 (cell phone buzzes) 405 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:55,355 Oh, I got to have them Crunch-os! 406 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,657 Hello? 407 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,627 Hey, Alfred, um, it's Van. 408 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,364 Okay. 409 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,532 Earn ain't here. 410 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:06,633 Yeah, I know. 411 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,935 Um... 412 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,204 I need your help. 413 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,540 All right. 414 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,842 I smoked last night. 415 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,478 Smoked what? 416 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,547 Weed. That thing you sell. 417 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,382 Hey, hey, hey, girl, I don't sell shit. 418 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,951 You better get off my phone, talkin' that mess. 419 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,419 How do you pass a drug test? 420 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,289 You smoke? 421 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,557 Yes. 422 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,525 VAN: Alfred, I am allowed to smoke. 423 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:35,195 Well, weed is for people who aren't going anywhere, though. 424 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,796 It's, like, for losers. 425 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,498 AL (on phone): Like, remember? 426 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,701 Listen, I am calling you because I need your help. 427 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,070 Yeah, yeah, but I'm petty, right? 428 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,837 I'm Tom Petty. 429 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:47,474 As much as you be getting on my ass about smoking, girl? 430 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,177 Alfred, you have to help me. 431 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,680 You know good and well that you ain't paying Earn any time soon. 432 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,316 Listen, I can't lose my job because I am all that we have. 433 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,884 VAN: Okay? 434 00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,019 Look, my man, Bibby, he buys piss from somebody 435 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,989 and he put it in a condom and he tape it to his leg. 436 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,592 I mean, is there anywhere I could even 437 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,194 buy urine at this point? 438 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:10,763 Probably not. 439 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,433 Look, I'll ask around for you, all right? 440 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,368 All right. 441 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,604 - Let me know. AL: Uh-huh. 442 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,449 ("Hit It And Quit It" by Funkadelic) 443 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:35,021 * 444 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,724 * I want you to hit it 445 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,559 * Good God hit it and quit it 446 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,761 * 447 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:42,862 * I want you to 448 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:47,234 * Whoo whoa yeah 449 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,103 * Oh mama hit it 450 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,771 * God hit it and quit it 451 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,873 * 452 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:54,974 * I want you to 453 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:59,479 * Ooh ooh ooh yeah 454 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,048 * Oh mama hit it 455 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,650 * Good God hit it and quit it 456 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,652 * 457 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:06,819 * I want you to 458 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,456 * Ooh ooh ooh ooh 459 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,824 * 460 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,593 * You can shake it to the east * 461 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,462 * Shake it to the west 462 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,297 * Hit it 463 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,065 * Good God hit it and quit it 464 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,668 * 465 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,436 * Yeah all up and down 466 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,405 * And move it all around 467 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,274 * Hit it 468 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,176 * Good God hit it and quit it 469 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,344 * Yeah 470 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,012 * You can shake it for dinner 471 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,182 * Or you could spread it all around * 472 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,083 * Hit it 473 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,018 * Good God hit it and quit it 474 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,921 * 475 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,192 * I want you to hit it and quit it * 476 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:48,428 * I want you to hit it and quit it * 477 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,631 * I want you to hit it and quit it * 478 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,767 * I want you to hit it and quit it * 479 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:58,271 * I want you to hit it and quit it * 480 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,274 * I want you to hit it and quit it * 481 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:08,248 * 482 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,488 * You can shake it to the east * 483 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,524 * Shake it to the west 484 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,359 * Hit it 485 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,027 * Good God hit it and quit it 486 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,396 * 487 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,397 * You can shake it 488 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,498 Van. 489 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,633 Alicia, hey. 490 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,235 You running ISS today? 491 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:31,804 Uh, yes, I'm supposed to. Yeah. 492 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,072 I got Tobias right now. 493 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,741 You want to know what this boy did? 494 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,843 -Jamilah Hall? -Here! 495 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,845 -Forrest Hunt? -Here. 496 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,548 Tobias Walner? 497 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,849 Tobi-- 498 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,785 (indistinct chatter) 499 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,191 -Why was he in white face? -I don't even know. 500 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,860 But he gonna get enough of fucking with me. 501 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,528 -I know that. -Um... 502 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,897 Okay, just send him to Mr. Halford 'cause he loves him. 503 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,566 Somebody needs to come get him. 504 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,768 I can't do it, Van; I'm not going to jail today. 505 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,937 Bring Mr. Halford down, and he will walk him to ISS, okay? 506 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,606 Girl, I got to go. 507 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,208 He gonna get enough. Watch. 508 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,064 Okay. Just... 509 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,938 (heartbeat thumping) 510 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,146 (heartbeat continues thumping) 511 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,055 (groans) 512 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,424 Ugh! 513 00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:00,360 (heartbeat continues thumping) 514 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,032 (school bell rings) 515 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:10,202 (heartbeat continues thumping) 516 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,242 (balloon pops) 517 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,810 Fuck! 518 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,516 (intercom buzzes) 519 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:24,951 Vanessa's here. 520 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,786 Please send her in. 521 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:31,991 Morning, Ms. Keifer. 522 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:34,160 I wanted to have a quick chat with you. 523 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:37,029 -I didn't receive your sample-- -I smoked weed. 524 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:40,867 Okay. 525 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,170 Well, urine samples aren't sent off. 526 00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,105 The county can't afford quarterly drug tests 527 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,308 for its employees, so after the first one, 528 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:52,879 they're really just to keep people on their toes. 529 00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:55,948 Listen, everybody smokes weed. 530 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,351 The system isn't made for these kids to succeed, 531 00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,620 and you got to shake it off somehow. 532 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,522 -I get it. -(sighs) 533 00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:06,826 But unfortunately, you have admitted the use 534 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,961 of an illegal substance to a superior, 535 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,898 so I've got to fire you. 536 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,733 To cover my own ass, as well as the school's. 537 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,202 You understand. 538 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:18,237 Okay, let's say we had this conversation Friday. 539 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:23,543 That'll give you the week to get your things together, okay? 540 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:26,813 You all right? 541 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,582 Come here. 542 00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:31,718 Yeah, you are. 543 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:33,486 Whoo! 544 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,188 You are loud. 545 00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:38,625 I mean, it's all in your hair. 546 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:11,424 (cell phone buzzes) 547 00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:25,438 (school bell rings) 548 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:31,110 Hey, Mike. 549 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:54,801 ("Hit It And Quit It" by Funkadelic) 550 00:23:54,834 --> 00:24:01,774 * 551 00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:06,245 * I want you to hit it 552 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,080 * Good God hit it and quit it 553 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,282 * 554 00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:11,350 * I want you to 555 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:15,755 * Whoo whoa yeah 556 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:18,625 * Oh mama hit it 557 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:20,192 * God hit it and quit it 558 00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:22,361 * 559 00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:23,462 * I want you to 560 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:28,000 * Ooh ooh ooh yeah 561 00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:30,537 * Oh mama hit it 562 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,171 * Good God hit it and quit it 563 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,173 * 564 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:35,341 * I want you to 565 00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:37,977 * Ooh ooh ooh ooh 566 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:40,680 * 567 00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:42,114 * You can shake it to the east * 568 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:44,183 * Shake it to the west 569 00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:45,952 * Hit it 570 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,620 * Good God hit it and quit it 571 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:50,322 * 572 00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:52,391 * You can shake it to the one... *