♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL TO HAVE SOME FUN
♪ ON THE SHOW TONIGHT DON'T YOU WORRY, BABY
♪ WHERE YOU COME FROM IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT
♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" >> Reggie: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE
ONE, THE ONLY... JAMES CORDEN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: HOW ARE YOU?
THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
I APPRECIATE YOU ALL, EVERYBODY.
HELLO, GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AN WELCOME TO "THE
LATE LATE SHOW."
THANKS FOR STAYING UP FOR US.
THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT, EVERYBODY!
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW
TONIGHT!
SHE IS A FANTASTIC ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "MOTHER/ANDROID,"
"CARRIE," AND HER HIT SERIES, "THE PERIPHERAL."
THE ELECTRIC, THE DAZZLING, CHLOEË GRACE MORETZ IS ON THE
SHOW TONIGHT!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] CHLOEË, HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> James: I'M VERY, VERY WELL.
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
>> MY DOG, HE JUST -- HE BIT THE DRESS AND RIPPED A HOLE IN IT SO
I DECIDED TO GO WITH IT.
I KNOW.
>> James: IS THAT A REAL HOLE?
I CAN'T WORK OUT -- IS IT A HOLE IN THE DRESS?
>> IT'S A HOLE IN THE DRESS.
>> James: AND THEN THERE'S A WHAT?
THERE'S A FLOWER?
>> THERE'S A FLOWER GROWING OUT OF MY SKIN.
>> BEAUTIFUL.
>> MOTHER EARTH.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?
>> >> James: I SHOULD -- I
THOUGHT A MADE AN ERST -- EFFORT WITH IT.
I DIDN'T.
>> LOOK, I CAN BRING A PAIR OF SCISSORS DOWN AND RIP A HOLE IN
YOUR SHIRT IF YOU WANT ME TO.
YEAH.
>> James: CALM DOWN!
CALM DOWN!
>> PEOPLE ARE -- I'LL BRING IT DOWN.
>> James: STOP!
I'M NOT A PIECE OF MEAT!
BUT YEAH, SURE, LET'S DO IT.
WHY NOT?
CHLOEË GRACE MORETZ, EVERYBODY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND, HE IS A TALENTED AND
HANDSOME ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "TOP GUN: MAVERICK," "HIDDEN
FIGURES," AND HIS NEW, CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED MOVIE
"DEVOTION."
THE DASHING GLEN POWELL IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THERE HE IS!
HOW ARE YOU, GLEN?
>> I'M GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> James: I'M GOOD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> JUST DOING SOME READING.
>> James: RIGHT.
AND YOU'RE READING?
>> IT'S A GREAT BOOK, GREAT STORY.
IT'S ALSO GOT MY FACE ON IT SO IT'S EXTRA SPECIAL.
>> James: YOU'RE READING THE BOOK THAT YOUR MOVIE IS BASED ON
THAT YOU SHOT TWO YEARS AGO AND IS ALREADY OUT?
>> James: SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE READ THE BOOK BEFORE YOU SHOT
IT?
>> NEVER TOO LATE TO DO A GOOD JOB.
>> James: THAT'S RIGHT.
WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU.
GLEN POWELL, EVERYBODY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND SHE IS A TALENTED SINGER AND
ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM "THE SEX LIVES OF COLLEGE GIRLS."
HER DEBUT E.P., "EVERYTHING TO EVERYONE," IS OUT RIGHT NOW!
THE ALWAYS COOL RENEEÉ RAPP IS N THE SHOW TONIGHT!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HEY,RENEEÉ, HOW ARE YOU?
I DRANK A RED BULL SO I'M IN A GOOD MOOD.
>> James: YOU DRANK A RED BULL, IS THAT WHY YOU CAN'T LOOK
DIRECTLY?
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
YOU CAME OUT LIKE THIS.
I'M GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU DOING, RENEEÉ?
EVERYTHING GOOD?
>> IT WAS SUGAR-FREE.
IT TASTED TERRIBLE.
>> James: SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE TO PERFORM TONIGHT.
>> SO HAPPYTO BE HERE.
THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> James: IT'S GOING TO BE SO GREAT.
I WAS WATCHING YOUR REHEARSAL PERFORMANCE.
IT'S BRILLIANT.
IT'S A PLEASURE.
SEE YOU SOON.
RENEEÉ RAPP, EVERYBODY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] REGGIE, ARE YOU READY?
THEN LET'S!
I'M JAMES CORDEN, AND THIS?
THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" ROLL THE TITLES!
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>> James: BLESS YOU.
BLESS YOU.
NICE TO BE BACK.
HOW WAS EVERYONE'S THANKSGIVING?
EVERYONE HAVE A GOOD ONE?
HAVE A GOOD THANKSGIVING?
HOW WAS YOURS?
HOW WAS YOURS, IAN?
GOOD ONE.
>> Ian: DELICIOUS.
FROM TOP TO BOTTOM, IT WAS A DELICIOUS WEEKEND.
>> James: DELICIOUS.
WHAT WAS THE MOST DELICIOUS THING YOU ATE?
[LAUGHTER] WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY!
THERE WERE SO MANY GOOD THINGS.
LIKE, MY WIFE MADE HOTDOG ROLLS LIKE, MY WIF HICH YOU DON'T TRAY
ASSOCIATE WITH THANKSGIVING -- >> James: WHAT'S A HOTDOG
ROLL?
> >> Ian: IT IS A HOT DOG AND
THEN YOU ROLL IT UP IN DOUGH AND CUT IT UP INTO LITTLE PIECES.
I GUESS YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN AND POP IT AND I GUESS ONE IS
OK.
THEN YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE AND THEN YOU END UP
EATING 17 HOTDOGS OVER THE COURSE OF A NIGHT.
>> James: ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU AMERICANS CALL PIG IN A BLANKET?
>> YES.
>> Ian: YEAH.
YEAH.
WE'RE JEWS, SO WE -- AS JEWS, WE DON'T CALL IT A PIG IN A BLANKET
SO MUCH.
IT'S MORE OF A COW IN A CALFTAN.
>> James: I LOVE THAT!
THAT'S ACTUALLY SOMETHING THAT COULD BE MARKETED RIGHT NOW.
>> Ian: I'LL DO AN ESPRESSO MARTINI.
>> James: I'M DRIVING, I'LL GET A COW IN A KAFTAN.
>> MY BIRTHDAY FELL ON THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR.
IT WAS A BIRTHDAY FOR ME.
[APPLAUSE] >> James: ROB, DID WE
ORGANIZE?
NO?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
>> YEAH, I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE WITH YOU FOR SEVEN YEARS.
THANKS FOR KNOWING MY BIRTHDAY.
>> James: HERE'S THE THING WITH YOU, NICK, AND I DON'T
THINK I'M ALONE HERE.
IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO KNOW HOW OLD YOU ARE.
HA-HA!
I CANNOT -- I CANNOT PLACE IT.
THAT'S -- I'M OFFERING THAT'S COMPLIMENT.
I THINK THAT IS A COMPLIMENT.
IMPOSSIBLE TO AGE NICK BERNSTEIN.
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND, ROB?
WINNIE, WINNIE, HOW OLD DO YOU THINK NICK BERNSTEIN IS?
GIVE ME THE OVER AND THE UNDER.
>> 42 AND LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, 6 64.
>> James: THERE YOU GO.
>> YOU KNOW?
>> IT'S A REAL RANGE.
>> James: 64 IS HERE AND 42 IS HERE.
TELL ME WHEN TO STOP.
NO!
>> IT'S LIKE ABOUT THERE.
YEAH.
>> James: 44?
>> 46.
I'M 46.
>> James: 46 AND LOOKING GREAT!
LOOKING GREAT ON IT!
LOOKING GREAT.
>> Ian: NOW THAT HE'S 46, THAT SOUNDS LIKE LESS OF A
COMPLIMENT.
>> James: I THINK THAT COMES WITH BEING THE BIG CHEESE.
THAT'S WHAT COMES WITH BEING THE BIG CHEESE WALKING AROUND AS AN
AIR OF LIKE THERE'S NO WAY A 46-YEAR-OLD COULD CLIMB TO THE
MIDDLE AS WELL AS -- [LAUGHTER]
SUSAN, HOW WAS YOUR THANKSGIVING?
DID YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE?
>> IT WAS GREAT, YEAH.
>> James: WHAT'D YOU DO?
>> I WENT OUT TO A VERY NICE STEAKHOUSE.
>> James: YOU WENT OUT TO A STEAKHOUSE?
>> YEAH.
>> >> James: COPY THAT.
HOW WAS IT?
>> FANTASTIC.
>> James: AND YOU HAD A STEAK?
>> YES,.
>> James: ANY PAP RICA?
WHITE PEPPER?
BLACK PEPPER?
>> NO.
>> James: NO BLACKENED CHICKEN?
>> NO.
>> James: COPY THAT.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
>> NO.
>> James: RIGHT.
SO I'M DRIVING INTO WORK LAST WEEK, I HEAR AN AD ON THE RADIO
FOR POPEYE'S CHICKEN.
IS IT YOU?
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
[LAUGHTER] >> James: IT HAS TO BE YOU.
IT HAS TO BE -- THERE IS AN AD RIGHT HERE.
>> A VOICEOVER?
>> James: A VOICEOVER ON THE RADIO, RIGHT?
>> NO, IT'S NOT ME!
I DO VOICEOVERS, TOO.
>> James: YEAH, BUT IT -- >> IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME.
>> James: AND IT'S NOT YOU?
>> RIGHT.
>> James: NO, HANG ON.
LET ME GIVE YOU A COPY OF THIS, RIGHT?
READ THIS AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO PLAY THE AD, RIGHT?
IT IS -- IT'S EXTRAORDINARY HOW MUCH -- IF THIS ISN'T YOU, I
FEEL A BIT LIKE -- REMEMBER THE EPISODE OF "FRIENDS" WHEN JOE
FINDS THAT GUY'S HAND?
HE FOUND SUSAN'S VOICE.
YOU BE YOUR SUSAN AND I'M THE ONE THAT SAYS "JAMES" JUST IN
CASE THAT WASN'T CLEAR.
[LAUGHTER] GO.
>> COPY THAT.
I GOT PAPRIKA, CUMIN AND ONION.
COPY?
>> James: COPY THAT.
>> SALT, BLACK PEPPER AND WHITE PEPPER.
>> James: COPY THAT.
>> READY?
>> James: COPY THAT.
>> ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT -- >> James: COPY THAT.
I'M SURE THAT'S SURE.
RIGHT?
>> POPEYE'S DRIVER HERE WITH THE SHIPMENT OF THE SEASONING FOR
YOU ON NEW BLAKENED CHICKEN SANDWICH.
COPY THAT?
DO YOU COPY ME?
>> COPY THAT.
I GOT PAPRIKA AND CUMIN AND ONION.
SALT, BLACK PEPPER AND WHITE PEPPER.
COPY THAT?
>> COPY THAT.
>> ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT GARLIC.
>> COPY THAT.
>> DO YOU THINK OTHERS WILL COPY US?
>> COPY THAT.
I'M SURE THEY'LL TRY.
>> INTRODUCING THE NEW BLACKENED CHICKEN.
>> James: SUSAN, THAT HAS TO BE YOU.
THAT HAS TO BE YOU.
IT HAS TO BE YOU.
>> NO, THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE ME.
>> James: IT -- >> COPY.
>> James: IT -- IT SOUNDS -- I CAME INTO WORK LAST WEEK.
DAVE WILL BACK ME UP HERE.
I SAID, "GUYS, SUSAN'S GOT A SIDE HUSTLE AS A VOICEOVER FOR
DAVE, TRY TO EXPLAIN TO SUSAN HOW HARD IT WAS TO TRACK DOWN
>> I WATCHED EVERY SINGLE POPEYE'S AD ON YOUTUBE.
I REACHED OUT TO POPEYE'S.
THEY FOUND THE ONE AND SENT ME THAT ONE.
>> James: THE WAY THEY FOUND IT IS WATCHED YOU TALKING ON THE
SHOW AND GO YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, WE KNOW EXACTLY WHO IT IS.
IT'S THIS PERSON PERSON HERE BECAUSE IT CAN'T BE ANYONE ELSE
OTHER THAN SUSAN.
>> THE WOMAN IS LIKE COPY THAT.
I GOT PAPRIKA AND CUMIN.
>> James: YES!
LISTEN.
WE GOT TO GIVE AMERICA WHAT IT WANTS, WHAT IT NEEDS, WHAT IT
DESIRES.
IT'S "THE NEWS!" [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
LARRY IS STANDING IN FOR STEVE TONIGHT.
LARRY ON THE KEYS!
AND HERE IS THE NEWS.
APPARENTLY, TWITTER C.E.O. ELON MUSK IS NOW AT WAR
WITH APPLE, AND IT'S PLAYING OUT IN A SERIES OF TWEETS.
YESTERDAY, HE POSTED, "APPLE HAS THREATENED TO WITHHOLD TWITTER
FROM ITS APP STORE, BUT WON'T TELL US WHY."
MUSK SAYS APPLE IS THREATENING TO REMOVE THE TWITTER APP FROM
THE APP STORE, WHICH IS TERRIBLE NEWS FOR THE SIX PEOPLE WHO
STILL WORK AT TWITTER.
[LAUGHTER] HE THEN WENT ONTO TWEET THIS IS
A BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF CIVILIZATION.
IF FREE SPEECH IS LOST EVEN IN AMERICA, TYRANNY IS ALL THAT
LIES AHEAD.
IF THE BATTLE OF THE FUTURE OF CIVILIZATION DEPENDS ON TWITTER
BEING IN THE APP STORE, I THINK WE'VE ALREADY LOST.
[LAUGHTER] HAVEN'T WE?
ELON MUSK IS BASICALLY YOUR FRIEND AT A BAR WHO GETS TOO
DRUNK AND WHEN THEY TRY TO KICK HIM OUT, HE TURNS -- HE TURNS
INTO SOME HUGE ISSUE LIKE "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T PEE ON THE
JUKEBOX?" I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!
A BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF CIVILIZATION!
IT'S BARELY EVEN A BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF CAT MEMES.
AND TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN TRAVELED TO MICHIGAN TO GIVE AN
ECONOMIC SPEECH AT A MICROCHIP FACTORY.
I CAN BET MY LIFE WHEN HE SAW A MICROCHIP, HE WAS LIKE, "WOULD
YOU LOOK AT THAT!
DAMN, THESE SUCKERS ARE TINY!" MICHIGAN IN LATE NOVEMBER.
THAT'S THE PART OF BEING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I
WOULDN'T LIKE.
YOU KNOW?
EVERY DAY I WOULD BE LIKE SURELY THERE'S A FACTORY WE CAN VISIT
IN HAWAII, ISN'T THERE?
CAN WE DO THAT?
THE FACTORY PLANS TO QUADRUPLE OUTPUT IN THE COMING YEARS.
IN BASIC TERMS, THIS MEANS CHRISTMAS BREAK MAY BE YOUR
UNCLE'S LAST CHANCE TO TALK ANY TIME SOMEONE MENTIONS BUYING
A CAR.
ABSOLUT VODKA HAS JUST RELEASED A LIMITED EDITION HANDBAG.
IT COSTS $200, AND LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE AN ESPRESSO MARTINI.
HERE IT IS HERE!
IT'S THE PERFECT GIFT FOR THAT SPECIAL DRUNK BITCH IN YOUR
LIFE.
AN ESPRESSO MARTINI PURSE.
YEAH, IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU DRUNKENLY CHUG A BUNCH
OF LOOSE CHANGE AND GUM WRAPPERS.
THIS KIND OF THING IS A FUN ACCESSORY TO TAKE ON A NIGHT
OUT, BUT YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.
YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOW UP TO WORK WITH THE NATTY LIGHT
BRIEFCASE.
AND FINALLY, THERE'S A NEW GUINESS WORLD RECORD TO TELL YOU
ABOUT.
A SPANISH ATHLETE HAS BROKEN THE RECORD FOR NUMBER OF WATERMELONS
SLAPPED IN A MINUTE.
HIS FINAL TALLY WAS 39.
HERE HE IS IN ACTION!
>> GO...
[UPBEAT MUSIC] >> James: UM, "SIR, SIR, WE'RE
GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE WHOLE FOODS!"
[LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE]
SO BEFORE I SAW THE VIDEO, I WAS LIKE, I THINK -- DO YOU THINK
THE RECORD IS YOU HAVE TO BREAK THEM?
BECAUSE IN MY HEAD, I WAS LIKE, I COULD SLAP A WATERMELON!
[LAUGHTER] THAT'S HOW I SLAP.
THAT'S HOW I -- LIKE THAT.
YEAH.
>> Ian: I THINK THAT'S PART OF IT, YEAH.
>> James: YOU HAVE TO BREAK THEM.
BUT DO YOU THINK HE'S JUST BREAKING THEM WHOLE?
>> Ian: LOOKING AT THAT DUDE, I DON'T THINK ANYTHING'S BEEN
DONE TO THOSE WATERMELONS.
I THINK IT'S JUST THAT GUY BEASTING OUT.
>> James: THAT'S INSANE.
>> Ian: YEAH.
>> James: THAT'S INSANE.
HOW DO YOU GET TO THE POINT WHERE YOU'RE LIKE -- FIND OUT
WHAT THE WORLD RECORD IS FOR THIS.
BECAUSE I'VE JUST DONE SEVEN IN 15 SECONDS AND I RECKON I CAN
GET CLOSE TO THIS.
LIKE.
>> Ian: HOW DO YOU THINK HE TRAINS?
DO YOU THINK ALL SUMMER HE'S OUT THERE RUINING PICNICS?
>> James: I MEAN, YOU GOT TO WEIGH THE COST -- THE COST OF
PURCHASING WATERMELONS VERSUS THE MONEY YOU CAN MAKE FROM
BEING THE WORLD RECORDHOLDER FOR SLAPPING WATERMELONS, HAVEN'T
YOU?
I MEAN, WHO NEEDS THE WORLD CUP ANYMORE WHEN YOU'VE GOT THAT?
IT'S IMPRESSIVE, YOU PROBABLY ARE WONDERING WHY HE DID THIS.
IT'S VERY SIMPLE THE REASON WHY HE DID THIS.
REVENGE.
HIS WIFE LEFT HIM FOR A WATERMELON.
AND THAT'S THE NEWS!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY!
>> James: WELCOME BACK.
LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT!
HE STARS IN, AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCES "DEVOTION."
PLEASE WELCOME GLEN POWELL!
>> James: SHE STARS IN "THE PERIPHERAL."
PLEASE WELCOME CHLOEË GRACE MORETZ!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Reggie: IT'S CHLOEË GRACE
MORETZ!
♪ >> James: BLESS YOU FOR BEING
HERE.
THANKS FOR COMING TO SEE US.
IT'S OUR FIRST SHOW BACK POST THANKSGIVING.
HOW WAS YOUR THANKSGIVING?
HOW WAS IT, CHLOEË?
>> I WAS WORKING A LOT THIS YEAR SO I DIDN'T GET TO REALLY GO
FULL THANKSGIVING BUT I HAD ENOUGH TIME TO COOK MY TWO
FAVORITE SOUTHERN DISHES.
I'M FROM GEORGIA.
>> James: YEAH.
>> I'M SURE YOU GET THIS BEING FROM TEXAS BUT THE SOUTHERN FOOD
FOR THANKSGIVING IS KIND OF INSANE.
SO I JUST DID MAC & CHEESE AND THEN SWEET POTATO CASSEROLE BUT
I WAS SERVING IT TO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT FROM THE
SOUTH AND SO I WAS LIKE, IT'S GOING TO TASTE SO GOOD BUT DON'T
ASK ME WHAT IS IN IT.
DO NOT LET ME TELL YOU THE INGREDIENTS BECAUSE IT'LL BLOW
YOUR MIND AWAY.
>> James: BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE EATING.
>> IT TASTES GREAT BUT MY MAC & CHEESE FOR INSTANCE IS SOUR
CREAM, CREAM CHEESE, SHARP CHEDDAR, MILD CHEDDAR, BUTTER,
WHOLE MILK AND EVAPORATED MILK.
>> James: WOW.
IT'S -- IT'S -- >> IT'S REALLY GOOD!
>> James: LESS OF A DISH, MORE OF A HEART ATTACK ON A PLATE.
>> JUST A SMALL ONE.
A LITTLE JUST SCOOP OF CHOLESTEROL.
YOU KNOW?
>> James: SURE, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
>> JUST ONE AT I TIME, BUT IT'S GOOD.
>> James: GLEN, LAST TIME I SAW YOU IN THE SUMMER, YOU WERE
TEARING UP A DANCE FLOOR WITH TOM CRUISE AT A PARTY.
>> YEP.
YEP.
[APPLAUSE] >> James: DID YOU HAVE FUN
THAT NIGHT?
WHAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THAT NIGHT FOR YOU?
>> THAT WAS A HELL OF A NIGHT.
SO JAMES AND I, UM, HUNG OUT TOGETHER AT TOM CRUISE'S 60TH
BIRTHDAY.
>> James: WE DID.
>> 60, RIGHT?
KIND OF UNBELIEVABLE.
THE GUY LOOKED GOOD.
>> James: YES, IT WAS INSANE, BUT THERE WAS QUITE A MOMENT
THAT I WITNESSED THAT I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT WAS A DANCEOFF,
BECAUSE IT WASN'T -- >> IT WAS A DANCEOFF.
>> James: GO ON TELL US WHAT HAPPENED.
>> SO BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENED WAS IS WE'RE AT TOM'S BIRTHDAY.
THERE'S A LIVE BAND.
PRETTY SMALL GROUP OF PEOPLE BUT I'M ON THE DANCE FLOOR AND I
LOOK OVER AND TOM STARTS -- HE'S DANCING AND TEARING IT UP.
AND I START KIND OF DOING HIS MOVES.
AND THEN HE STARTS DOING MY MOVES.
AND THEN BEFORE I KNOW T THE CROWD STARTS SEPARATING AND TOM
AND I ARE IN A DANCEOFF.
>> James: CORRECT.
>> WHICH YOU NEVER WANT TO COMPETE WITH TOM CRUISE ON
ANYTHING, MUCH LESS A DANCE-OFF.
>> James: AT HIS OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY.
>> AT HIS OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY.
RISKY MOVE.
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I LOOK AND I'M LIKE THE DANCE MOVES LOOK
REALLY FAMILIAR.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU EVER SAW "TROPIC THUNDER" WITH LES
GROSSMAN.
HE WAS BUSTING OUT THE LES GROSSMAN DANCE MOVE ON THE DANCE
FLOOR.
TO "APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR" AND LITERALLY I
SAT THERE, AND THE SONG ENDED AND I SAT THERE SHELL SHOCKED
AND A BUDDY CAME UP AND MY BUDDY SAID, "IS EVERYTHING OK?"
AND I SAID, I THINK I JUST EXPERIENCED THE GREATEST MOMENT
OF MY WHOLE LFE.
I HAD A DANCE-OFF WITH LES GROSSMAN, ONE OF MY FAVORITE
CHARACTERS OF TOM'S.
IT WAS GREAT.
>> James: YOU'RE SAYING IT WAS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF YOUR
ENTIRE LIFE.
THIS YEAR IS A SEQUENCE OF THOSE MOMENTS.
LET'S TALK ABOUT "TOP GUN:MAVERICK."
THE FILM HAS MADE $1.5 BILLION.
IT'S FAR AND AWAY THE MOST SUCCESSFUL MOVIE OF THE YEAR.
TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW YOUR LIFE HAS CHANGED SINCE THAT FILM HAS
COME OUT?
WHAT ARE THE SORT OF PERKS OF SUCCESS THAT YOU ARE ENJOYING?
>> I MEAN, I'M VERY POPULAR WHEN I GET OFF A PLANE.
I USUALLY TAKE A LOT OF PICTURES WITH PILOTS.
THAT'S ONE PART OF IT.
>> James: OK.
>> MY NEPHEW DID -- HE GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A ZIPLINE OVER
THANKSGIVING, SO HE HAD TO GET SOME STITCHES.
WE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND, UM, I REALIZED THAT, YOU KNOW, WE
HAD A LOT OF NURSES FOR FOUR STITCHES.
THERE WAS A LOT OF NURSES THERE.
I JUST, LIKE -- I WAS LIKE THE CARE AT THIS HOSPITAL IS
INCREDIBLE.
THEN I TOOK PICTURES WITH EVERYBODY AFTERWARDS BUT THERE
WERE SOME HANGMAN FANS IN THE HOSPITAL.
>> James: MEANWHILE THERE'S TWO OTHER PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE
THING JUST BEING ABSOLUTELY IGNORED.
>> SO SAD.
I FELT SO SORRY FOR THEM.
>> James: CHLOEË, YOU RECENTLY TOOK A ROAD TRIP TO GLEN'S
HOMETOWN OF AUSTIN, TEXAS.
I'VE NEVER BEEN.
I'D LOVE TO GO.
WHAT SORT OF SITES DID YOU SEE?
>> I WAS DOING THE PRESS FOR THE SHOW IN LONDON.
WE WENT STRAIGHT FROM LONDON INTO DALLAS FIRST.
WE LANDED IN DALLAS.
IT WAS THE TEXAS STATE FAIR.
I WAS LIKE I HAVE TO GO TO THE TEXAS STATE FAIR BECAUSE IT'S
ALL THE FRIED FOOD.
WE WENT.
WE ATE ALL THE FOOD WE CAN FIND.
IT WAS A FRIED CHARCUTERIE BOARD, YES!
IT WAS FRIED MEAT AND CHEESE WITH SOME HONEY.
THEN I HAD FRIED OREOS AND ALL OF THIS CRAZY STUFF.
FRIED SHRIMP.
AND THEN WE GOT IN THE CAR AND DROVE TO AUSTIN BUT WE HAD TO GO
TO BUC-EE'S.
DO YOU KNOW BUC-EE'S?
>> I KNOW BUC-EE'S.
>> BUC-EE'S IS BASICALLY -- WHAT WOULD YOU DESCRIBE IT AS?
>> IT'S A TRUCK STOP.
>> IT'S THE SEXIEST TRUCK STOP.
>> IT'S THE MOST WILD, SEXY TRUCK STOP WITH A BIG OLD BEAVER
AS THEIR SIGN AND WE ALSO ATE MORE FOOD THERE.
AND I HAD A KOLACHE.
FANCY HOTDOG WRAPPED IN DOUGH WITH SOME CHEESE INSIDE.
I BASICALLY GOT MYSELF TO AUSTIN AND BY THE TIME WE GOT THERE,
ALL OF THAT FOOD THROUGHOUT THE DAY, I HAD SOMEHOW GOT MYSELF
SOME FOOD POISONING.
>> James: SOMEHOW.
>> SOMEHOW AND WE'RE LITERALLY LIKE -- IT WAS ME AND MY FRIENDS
AND WE WERE ALL SICK AND WE WERE VOMITING AND WE WERE LIKE
BUC-EE'S BUCKED ME UP!
>> BUC-EE'S BUCKED YOU UP.
[LAUGHTER] >> SO I LOVE BUC-EE'S BUT ALSO,
OH MY GOD.
>> YOU COULD HAVE SAVED YOURSELF SOME TIME.
BUC-EE'S IS KNOWN AS THE CLEANEST BAHROOMS OF ANY GAS
STATION TRUCK STOP.
>> James: IT'S GOT.
HANG ON -- WHAT?
SAY THAT AGAIN.
>> NO ONE FROM BUC-EE'S HAS REACHED OUT TO ME ABOUT THIS.
>> THIS IS NOT A PAID AD.
>> BUT IF YOU NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM IF YOU HAVE FOOD
POISONING, BUC-EE'S IS THE PLACE TO GO.
>> James: HANG ON HANG ON.
HANG ON.
IT'S GOT THE CLEANEST BATHROOMS OF ANY TRUCK STOP IN TEXAS?
>> I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S AN OFFICIAL STAT BUT THAT'S -- I'M
PRETTY SURE THAT'S THE CASE.
I THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY -- I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S LIKE A
BOARD OF UP LIKE A PLAQUE, I THINK -- I THINK THAT'S PART OF
THE SALES.
>> James: BUC-EE'S.
IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE FOOD POISONING FROM BUC-EE'S THEN.
BECAUSE IF YOU'RE GETTING FOOD POISONING, YOU CANNOT HAVE THE
CLEANEST -- YOU CANNOT HAVE THE CLEANEST BATHROOMS AS WELL AS
THAT, CAN YOU?
>> JAMES IS RIGHT.
>> James: YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT.
>> IT'S NOT BUC-EE'S.
>> James: IT WAS DEEP FRIED CHARCUTERIE BOARD.
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS.
>> OR THE DEEP FRIED SHRIMP ON A HOT DAY.
>> OH.
>> James: NOW YOU'RE MENTIONING THAT.
IT'S OBVIOUS WHAT HAPPENED!
NOW LOOK, CHLOEË, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR BRILLIANT SHOW, "THE
PERIPHERAL" THE HUGE HIT ON PRIME VIDEO.
THE SEASON FINALE IS THIS FRIDAY.
FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW, TELL US WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND WHO
YOU PLAY.
>> IT'S ABOUT A YOUNG WOMAN NAMED FLYNN FISHER.
SHE LIVES IN THE SMALL TOWN IN THE APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS.
SHE PLAYS VIDEO GAMES FOR A LIVING.
ONE DAY, THEY TELL HER TO BE THE TEST ON A NEW HEADSET.
SHE THINKS IT'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER SIMULATION GAME.
WHEN SHE PUTS ON THE HEADSET, SHE REALIZES SHE'S OPERATING A
ROBOT BODY IN THE YEAR 2100.
SHE'S USED AS A SORT OF GOVERNMENT PAWN AND SPY.
WHEN SHE STARTS TO FIGURE THAT OUT, PEOPLE IN HER REAL WORLD
ARE COMING TO KILL HER AND HER FAMILY.
SO IT'S HOW THEY CAN WORK WITH PEOPLE THAT THEY MEET IN THE
FUTURE TO MITIGATE THE ISSUES IN THEIR OWN WORLD HAPPENING
CURRENTLY.
>> James: YOU SHOT MOST OF THE SERIES IN LONDON.
I KNOW YOU'VE WORKED IN LONDON BEFORE, BUT IS THIS TRUE?
DIDN'T YOU ONCE -- I HOPE THIS IS TRUE BECAUSE I LOVE THIS
STORY -- DIDN'T YOU ONCE PRETEND TO BE BRITISH?
>> YEAH.
>> James: IN AN AUDITION TO GET A ROLE?
IS THAT TRUE?
>> 100% TRUE.
>> James: OK, WHAT WAS IT FOR?
WHAT HAPPENED?
>> IT WAS FOR A MOVIE CALLED "HUGO KABRAE."
>> James: MARTINE SCORSESE FILM.
>> HE WAS AUDITIONING GIRLS ONLY ACTUALLY FROM ENGLAND.
I WAS LIKE, OK, I CAN DO THAT.
I COULD BE FROM ENGLAND.
WE GO INTO THE AUDITION.
I MAKE UP THIS WHOLE STORY THAT MY PARENTS ARE HORSE BREEDERS.
I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT WAS WHERE I LANDED BUT I LANDED THERE.
AND I DO BASICALLY A WHOLE BIT AND I TOTALLY PRETENDED I WAS
BRITISH.
I BOOKED THE ROLE,.
>> James: YEAH.
[APPLAUSE] >> THANK YOU.
IT'S -- IT WASN'T UNTIL HALF WAY THROUGH PRODUCTION THAT HE HEARD
MY AMERICAN ACCENT.
HE GOES THAT'S A GREAT AMERICAN ACCENT.
I SAID, YEAH.
ABOUT THAT, I'M ACTUALLY FROM GEORGIA, AS FAR AWAY FROM
ENGLAND AS YOU CAN GET.
>> James: WHAT DID MARTIN SCORE SCZESNY SAY WHEN HE FOUND
OUT -- SCORSESE SAY WHEN HE FOUND OUT?
>> HE THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT.
>> James: IF YOU'RE UNDER THE AGE OF 16, YOU CAN LIE ABOUT
ANYTHING.
MARTIN SCORSESE WON'T PUSH YOU TOO FAR IN IT.
THAT'S A WONDERFUL MORAL FOR ALL OF US ONLY IF YOU'RE AS TALENTED
AS CHLOEË.
>> I WANT TO KNOW HOW FAR YOU WENT DOWN WITH THE HORSE BREEDER
THING, TOO.
>> IT WENT SO FAR.
>> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP FROM THE SEASON FINALE OF
"THE PERIPHERAL" WHICH AIRS THIS FRIDAY ON PRIME VIDEO.
>> MY LIFE, MY FAMILY, EVERYONE THAT I LOVE... IT'S JUST PAIN TO
YOU, ISN'T IT?
WINNER TAKES ALL.
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>> I'M GOING TO WIN.
[APPLAUSE] >> James: STICK AROUND.
MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK.
>> THAT PAPER COST YOU NOTHING.
NOTHING!
YOU KNOW HOW TIRED I AM OF PEOPLE TRYING TO HELP ME WHILE
LOOKING DOWN ON ME?
>> I'M NOT LOOKING DOWN ON YOU.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
>> JUST BE MY WING MAN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM
"DEVOTION" WHICH IS IN THEATERS RIGHT NOW.
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE FILM.
MOST INCREDIBLE REVIEWS.
PEOPLE ARE ABSOLUTELY LOVING IT.
FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW, TELL US WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND WHO
YOU PLAY.
>> "DEVOTION" IS ABOUT THE FAMOUS AVIATOR DUO DURING THE
KOREAN WAR.
JESSE BROWN AND TOM HUDNER WHO PULLED ALL THE MISSIONS BEHIND
ENEMY LINES.
IT'S A STORY ABOUT HOW FAR YOU'RE WILLING TO GO ABOUT BEING
AN AWESOME WING MAN.
>> James: YOU'RE STARRING ON THE FILM AND EXCLUSIVE PRODUCER
OF THE MOVIE.
I KNOW THIS IS A PROJECT YOU'VE BEEN VERY, VERY CLOSE TO FOR A
LONG TIME.
HOW DID YOU CONVINCE THE FAMILY YOU WERE THE RIGHT PERSON TO
TELL THIS STORY?
>> YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE LIKE I GUESS ASKING YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S
DAD TO MARRY HER TO A DEGREE.
YOU HAVE TO SAY LIKE, "HEY, I'M NOT GOING TO MESS UP YOUR
LEGACY."
RIGHT AFTER YOU MAKE THAT PROMISE, YOU HAVE TO LIVE UP TO
THAT PROMISE.
SO IT'S BEEN LIKE SIX YEARS IN THE MAKING BUT I'M JUST REALLY
PROUD OF IT.
ANOTHER THING THAT'S SO COOL ABOUT IS IT ALL THE BOX OFFICE
PROCEEDS GO TO THE MARINE SCHOLARSHIP FOUNDATION WHICH
BENEFIT THE -- [APPLAUSE]
-- SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF VETERANS SO YEAH.
>> James: IT'S SO BRILLIANT.
ALL THE FIGHTER JET SEQUENCES ARE AMAZING.
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY A PLANE?
WAS IT ON THIS OR WAS IT ON "TOP GUN?"
>> I GOT MY FLIGHT SCHOOL FROM TOM CRUISE.
>> James: OK.
>> SO I GOT TO PUT ALL OF THAT -- THAT WAS THE INCREDIBLE PART
IS LEARNING ALL OF THAT ON "TOP GUN" I GOT TO PUT ALL OF THAT
EDUCATION INTO IARE "DEVOTION" SO --
>> IS THIS THE SORT OF THING YOU'D LIKE TO DO IF SOMEONE SAID
TO YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS FILM AND YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO
FLY AND YOU'RE GOING TO FLY FIGHTER JETS.
>> FOR SURE.
I LIKE ANYTHING THAT'S ADRENALINE-FILLED AND FAST AND
DANGEROUS.
THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN.
I RIDE DIRT BIKES.
I HAVE A MOTORCYCLE.
I LIKE TO DO KIND OF WILD THINGS.
I WOULD LOVE TO LEARN TO FLY.
>> James: I CAN SEE YOU IN -- DO YOU THINK -- WHAT ABOUT IF
THIS -- DO YOU THINK THERE'LL EVER BE ANOTHER "TOP GUN?"
>> DO I THINK THERE'S ANOTHER "TOP GUN?"
THAT'S ABOVE MY PAY GRADE.
IF TOM IS WATCHING THIS I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING.
>> James: DO YOU THINK HE'D EVER DO IT AGAIN?
>> I THINK IF WE CAN BEAT IT.
THE THING WITH TOM IS IF WE CAN BEAT WITH WHAT WE JUST DID WITH
"TOP GUN: MAVERICK" HE WOULD VENTURE INTO THAT SPACE.
IT WOULD TAKE A BIG EFFORT.
THE MOVIE IS INCREDIBLE.
WE USED EVERY RESOURCE AVAILABLE TO MAKE IT AS SPECIAL AS
POSSIBLE AND, AGAIN I -- I -- THIS MOVIE SAVED THE MOVIE
BUSINESS IN MY OPINION.
>> James: IT WAS BRILLIANT.
REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING?
>> Reggie: OH YEAH, I DO, JAMES.
TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO...
[DRUMROLL] BOTH OF OUR GUESTS HERE ON THAT
FANCY, FANCY PALE BLUE COUCH OF A THING THERE.
SO DO YOU THINK THAT IF PEOPLE LANDED ON THE PLANET THAT HAD A
TECHNOLOGY TO PILOT SOME TYPE OF GIGANTIC MECHANIZED STRUCTURE
THAT YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN THAT?
>> IT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
>> YEAH.
>> UM, I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS MORNING
QUITE A BIT SO THE ANSWER IS YES.
>> THE ANSWER IS YES.
YES.
>> James: IT'S A YES, REG.
>> IT'S A YES.
>> Reggie: [INDISCERNIBLE]
THAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.
>> James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
PLEASE THANK OUR WONDERFUL GUESTS, CHLOEË GRACE MORETZ AND
GLEN POWELL.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY!
♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK.
HERE PERFORMING "TOO WELL" FROM HER DEBUT E.P., "EVERYTHING TO
EVERYONE," WHICH IS OUT RIGHT NOW, PLEASE WELCOME RENEEÉ RAPP!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪♪
♪ TODAY, I WOKE UP IN A GOOD MOOD FOR ONCE
♪ FIRST TIME IN SIX MONTHS I DON'T HATE YOU AS MUCH
♪ YOU WEREN'T THERE IN MY DREAMS I COULD FINALLY SLEEP
♪ I FELT GOOD, BUT IT SUCKS I DON'T HATE YOU AS MUCH
♪ IT'S EASIER HOLDIN' A GRUDGE I'D RATHER BE ANGRY THAN CRUSHED
♪ I'M DOIN' TOO MUCH I DO TOO MUCH
♪ I'M BACK WHERE I STARTED AGAIN CRYIN' AND CALLIN' MY FRIENDS
♪ THIS [BLEEP] NEVER ENDS UGH
♪ I GET SO SICK OF MYSELF CAN'T STOP OVERTHINKIN'
♪ I HEARD YOU'RE HAPPY SOMEWHERE ELSE
♪ BUT I DON'T FORGET TOO WELL
♪ I GET SO SICK OF MYSELF CAN'T STOP REMINISCIN'
♪ I HEARD YOU'RE HAPPY SOMEWHERE ELSE
♪ BUT I DON'T FORGET TOO WELL
♪ I STILL SEE YOUR FACE I HATE HEARIN' YOUR NAME
♪ WHAT A WRECK, WHAT A SHAME I'M REPLAYIN' THAT DAY
♪ AND YOU CALLED ME AT 8:00 TWO WEEKS ON A BREAK
♪ JUST TO ASK FOR MORE SPACE YOU'RE MY BIGGEST MISTAKE
♪ IT'S EASIER HOLDIN' A GRUDGE I'D RATHER BE ANGRY THAN CRUSHED
♪ I'M DOIN' TOO MUCH I DO TOO MUCH
♪ I'M BACK WHERE I STARTED AGAIN CRYIN' AND CALLIN' MY FRIENDS
♪ THIS [BLEEP] NEVER ENDS UGH
♪ I GET SO SICK OF MYSELF CAN'T STOP OVERTHINKIN'
♪ I HEARD YOU'RE HAPPY SOMEWHERE ELSE
♪ BUT I DON'T FORGET TOO WELL
♪ I GET SO SICK OF MYSELF CAN'T STOP REMINISCIN'
♪ I HEARD YOU'RE HAPPY SOMEWHERE ELSE
♪ BUT I DON'T FORGET TOO WELL
♪ I GET SO SICK OF MYSELF CAN'T STOP OVERTHINKIN'
♪ I HEARD YOU'RE HAPPY SOMEWHERE ELSE
♪ BUT I DON'T FORGET TOO WELL ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!
RENEEÉ RAPP, EVERYBODY!
♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK.
NOW, THE WORLD CUP IS UPON US, AND LAST WEEK, ENGLAND AND
AMERICA HAD AN UNDERWHELMING SHOWDOWN THAT ENDED IN A TIE.
AS A LIFELONG FOOTBALL FAN HOPING THE SPORT WOULD FINALLY
CAPTURE THE HEARTS OF AMERICANS, IT COULD NOT HAVE GONE WORSE.
IT WAS LIKE A 90-MINUTE COMMERCIAL FOR THE NFL.
BUT, SINCE THE GAME ENDED IN A DRAW, WE WANTED TO DECLARE A
WINNER BETWEEN ENGLAND AND AMERICA WITH OUR OWN STAFF
COMPETITION.
TAKE A LOOK!
WE KICK OFF THE COMPETITION WITH A NATIONAL ANTHEM SINGOFF.
>> BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING THE U.S. AND ENGLAND HAVE IN
COMMON, IT'S SINGING COMPETITIONS.
WE LOVE THAT [BLEEP].
[LAUGHTER] ♪ VICTORIOUS
♪ HAPPY AND GLORIOUS >> MORE LIKE GOD SKIP THIS SONG.
>> OH PLEASE, THE ONLY KING YOUR COUNTRY IS SAVING IS THE BURGER
KING.
>> ♪ GOD SAVE THE KING.
>> WOW, THAT WAS AWFUL!
>> HEY, HOW DARE YOU -- NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT WAS AWFUL!
>> LOOK AT THAT.
DILLON IS DRESSING TO THE JOB HE WANTS.
>> James: THAT JOB IS GUY WHO SELLS MATTRESSES AT A LOW, LOW
PRICE.
>> ♪ O, SAY CAN YOU SEE BY THE
DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT.
>> James: A TYPICAL UNDERSTATED AMERICAN
PERFORMANCE.
>> Ian: HE'S REALLY HOLDING BACK HERE
♪ AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING
♪ AND THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE.
>> Ian: IN WHAT WOULD A RENDITION OF THE STAR-SPANGLED
BANNER WITH WITHOUT A DANCE GROUP.
TASTEFUL AND DIGNIFIED.
>> James: THIS IS EMBARRASSING.
HAVE YOU NO SHAME?
>> NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT, NIGEL.
>> MY NAME ISN'T NIGEL.
>> Ian: YOU HAVE IT LIAM.
>> NONE ARE MY NAME.
>> NONE?
>> YEP ♪ AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE ♪
[APPLAUSE] >> Ian: THAT'S A BIG WIN FOR
THE AMERICANS.
>> I BELIEVE YOU MEAN SUPER SIZED.
>> Ian: THE NEXT COMPETITION IS DARTS.
A GENTLEMENLY GAME OF PRECISION AND COORDINATION TRADITIONALLY
PLAYED BY RAGING ALCOHOLICS.
I PLAYED COLLEGE BASKETBALL.
THAT COULD ONLY HURT HIM IN A GAME OF DARTS.
>> THE SLITS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH DARTS.
MIKE IS A THIRSTY BITCH WHO NEEDS ATTENTION.
I DON'T REALLY FOLLOW DARTS.
IS IT WHEN HE HITS THE MIDDLE?
>> I'VE NO IDEA.
I'M MORE OF A BILLIARDS GUY.
>> COMING UP SHORT IN THIS ROUND OF DARTS.
>> DARTS IS A GAME OF FINESSE.
>> I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE FINESSED HIMSELF OUT OF THE
COMPETITION.
>> BEN PAINTED HIS FACE LIKE THE ENGLISH FLAG.
INSPIRING DISPLAY.
>> HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO GET CUT IN HALF BY BRAVEHEART.
>> AND THAT'S A BULL'S-EYE!
THAT'S A BULL'S-EYE!
NOW THAT'S QUALITY DARTS.
>> WHO SAYS THAT AFFECTS YOUR MOTOR SKILLS?
>> I HOPE IT DOESN'T.
HE'S GOT TO DO THE SHOW LATER.
>> I DON'T THINK YOU BEING DRUNK WOULD AFFECT YOUR ABILITY TO
EDIT THIS SHOW.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
NEXT UP IS AXE THROWING.
IT'S MUCH LIKE DARTS BUT IS MUCH MORE STUPID AND VIOLENT AS IS
YOUR WAY.
>> OK.
NO.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
>> PRODUCER KATE SHUTTING DOWN THIS EVENT COMPLETELY.
A TOTAL KILL JOY.
SHE MUST BE ENGLISH.
>> I'M TRULY DESPISING YOU.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
WHEN OVER IN A RED COAT?
I'LL THROW YOUR TEA IN THE HARBOR.
WHY DON'T YOU EAT A BOWL OF MUSHY PEAS.
>> MUSHY PEAS.
>> WE'RE ALL KNOTTED UP WHICH MEANS WE'RE HEADED NOW TO A LIVE
TIEBREAKER.
>> OK, WE'RE OUTSIDE IN THE PARKING LOT.
IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL IN A DUNK TANK
TIEBREAKER.
TO KEEP IN THE TRADITIONS OF OUR NATIVE COUNTRIES, I'LL BE
KICKING A FOOTBALL, SOCCER BALL, AT MY AMERICAN TARGET NICK
BERNSTEIN WHILE IAN WILL BE THROWING A FOOTBALL, AMERICAN
FOOTBALL, AT HIS ENGLISH TARGET, LOUIE WEYMOUTH.
WHICHEVER OF US DUNKS THE OPPOSING COUNTRY FIRST WILL WIN.
READY TO DO THIS?
>> LET'S DO IT.
>> GOOD LUCK.
HERE WE GO.
OK.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE.
READY TO GO FOR A SWIM?
READY TO GO FOR A SWIM!
HEY, LOUIE?
>> COME ON, JAMES!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> OH.
OH.
>> GOING FOR A SWIM!
[BELL] [APPLAUSE]
>> THAT DOES IT!
AMERICA ARE THE WINNERS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ♪
TOMORROW NIGHT, WE'LL BE JOINED BY JUSTIN LONG
AND BETH BEHRS WILL DROP BY, PLUS WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM AVRIL
LAVIGNE AND YUNGBLUD.
WE HOPE YOU'LL JOIN US, TOO.
WE'LL SEE YOU THEN.
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.