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>> Reggie: OKAY, YES, WE'RE BACK. IT'S A MONDAY.
MONDAY, 1986.
HOPE ARE YOU DOING GREAT.
MADONNA JUST RELEASED A NEW
SINGLE.
>> James: GOOD EVENING.
WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE
SHOW."
LOOK AT US.
IS IT MONDAY?
MONDAY, ISN'T IT?
>> YEAH.
>> James: MONDAY.
>> YEAH.
>> James: FEELS LIKE A
WEDNESDAY.
ANYONE GOT THAT VIBE.
>> YES.
>> James: FEELS LIKE A
WEDNESDAY, IT'S NOT, IT'S A
MONDAY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS.
HEY, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, RON
FUNCHEST IN THE HOUSE-- IN THE
STUDIO, ALWAYS FUNNY.
KAR,OL G, I LOVE RON FUNCHES,
NEVER NOT FUNNY.
HAS A NEW SHOW, YOU MUST KNOW
ABOUT, THIS CALLED CHOP 420.
>> Reggie: I CAN'T WAIT TO BE
ON IT.
>> James: ARE YOU GOING TO BE
ON IT.
>> I'M GOING TO IS HIM.
>> James: BECAUSE IT'S FOOD.
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: IT'S FOOD, CHOPPED,
THE SHOW CHOPPED WITH CANNABIS.
WACKY BACKY.
>>
>> Reggie: OH, WACKY BACKY.
>> James: YOU KNOW THE STUFF,
WACKY BACKY.
>> CHEWBACCA.
>> James: OLD.
>> MARIJUANA.
>> James: YES, CALL IT WHAT
YOU WANT, THAT IS WHAT IT, THAT
IS WHAT THE SHOW IS, REMEMBER
WHEN EDIBLES USED TO TASTE
DISGUSTING.
>> Reggie: YES.
>> James: AND NOW WHEN SOMEONE
GOES DO YOU WANT AN EDIBLE.
YOU GO I WANT THE FEELING BUT IT
TASTES LIKE DIRT.
AND NOW I'M MORE IN IT FOR THE
GUMMI ASPECT THAN I AM THE WEED.
MORE IN IT BECAUSE THEY TASTE
LIKE SWEETS.
>> THEY SHOULD TASTE BAD.
SHE SHOULDN'T BE GOOD IT
SHOULDN'T TASTE LIKE A PEACH
RING, IF YOU HAVE ONE AND YOU
GET REALLY STONED, AND THEN ALL
YOU WANT TO DO IS EAT MORE PEACH
RINGS AND EIGHT DAYS LATER YOU
WAKE UP IN WYOMING.
>> James: ABSOLUTELY.
DIDN'T YOU USED TO BE ROOMMATES
WITH RON FUNCHES.
>> WE STARTED IN PORTLAND
TOGETHER AND THEN WE LIVED DOWN
IN L.A. TOGETHER.
RIGHT WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO L.A.
>> James: I BET IT WAS JUST A
CONSTANT-- GO ON, GIVE US THE
CRAZY, ZANEY STORIES.
>> OH, MAN.
>> James: COME ON, WAIT, WAIT,
YOU HAVE LET PEOPLE CALL PEOPLE.
PUT THE-- OUT OF THE ROOM, DOPTD
WANT TO BE DISTRACTED BECAUSE
THESE TWO TOGETHER, WHOOO.
LET'S GET INTO IT.
>> SOMETIMES WE WOULD GET STONED
ON BRIAN'S OLD LEATHER COUCH HE
GAVE US IN OUR LIVING ROOM.
AND THEN HE WOULD GO PLAY
SUPERSMACK BROTHERS AND I WOULD
TAKE A NAP.
>> THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
>> NOT FUNNY, THAT IS THE GOD'S
HONEST TRUTH.
WE ARE NOT CRAZY GUYS, I MEAN I
AM BUT FUNCHEST ISN'T REALLY.
>> James: WELL, STAY TUNED FOR
THE CHAT.
>> HE'S GOT FUNNY STORIESES.
WE JUST DON'T HAVE ANY CRAZY
STORIES, THERE WERE NEVER ANY
LIKE WE WERE UP UNTIL 4 A.M.,
WATERMELON VODKA AND-- IS HE
JUST NOT THAT KIND OF GUY SCWZ
DON'T START TELLING MY STORIES
ON THE SHOW.
LOOK GUYS, THESE HEADLINES
AREN'T GOING TO READ THEMSELVES,
AE THEY.
I WISH THEY WOULD READ
THEMSELVES.
IT WOULD BE GOOD IF I COULD SIT
HERE AND THE HEADLINES READ
THEMSELVES.
THAT WOULD BE A GREAT WAY.
>> JUST DUCK INTO THE HALLWAY,
HAVE A SLEEVE OF ALMONDS AND A
LACROIX JUST CATCHING UP ON THE
WEEKEND FOR 15.
>> James: LET'S GET INTO THE
HEADLINES THERE IS HUGE NEWS TO
REPORT, NASA MADE HISTORY TODAY
WITH A SUCCESSFUL HELICOPTER
FLIGHT ON MARS.
THIS MARKS THE VERY FIRST TIME
AN AIRCRAFT HAS BEEN FLOWN ON
ANOTHER PLANET.
HELICOPTERS ON MARS.
SOUNDS LIKE A BAND JUDE LAW WAS
IN IN SCHOOL.
ON-BASE.
HELICOPTERS ON MARS.
>> Reggie:
>> James: I EVER DO, THAT I
NEVER SEE YOU LICKING THE THUMB.
>> I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYONE DO
THAT.
HAVE YOU?
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: I NEVER EVER-- YOU
DON'T SLAP, YOU TAKE IT WALKING,
WHEN I'M UP HIGH..
>> I THINK HE GOT CONFUSED, WITH
THE GUITAR GUITAR LICK.
>> James: NO, I DIDN'T, I'M
PROTECTING MY THUMB.
>> OH, YOU ARE.
>> James: YEAH, FOR WHEN I
REALLY GO HARD I GET A BIT OF
DAMAGE.
>> A TECHNICAL.
>> James: FLIRTING WITH A GUY
ON THE FRONT.
ALL RIGHT.
ANYWAY HELICOPTERS ON MARS.
THERE IS ACTUAL VIDEO OF THE
HELICOPTER HOVERING OVER THE
SURFACE OF MARS. LOOK AT THIS,
THIS IS A SMALL FOUR POUND
HELICOPTER.
IT REACHED AN ALTITUDE OF 10
FEET.
LOOK AT THAT.
I SAW THIS.
EARLIER.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I CALL BULL
[BLEEP] ON THE WHOLE THING THAT
IS NOT MARS, THAT IS A DRONE
JUST OUTSIDE VEGAS, I DON'T
BELIEVE IT YOU BELIEVE T RIGHT.
>> Reggie: YEAH, I BELIEVE IT.
>> James: LOTS OF PEOPLE WERE
EXCITED ABOUT THIS HISTORIC
FLIGHT INCLUDING ARNOLD SWARS
NEGLECTA SHALLER WHO
RE-- SCHWARZENEGGER RELEASING
THIS VIDEO.
>> WE ALL CELEBRATING THE FIRST
TIME WITH THE HELICOPTER TAKEOFF
ON MARSK I CANNOT WAIT FOR ALL
THE FOOTAGE AND WHAT IT LOOKS
LIKE.
I THINK THE ONLY THING THAT I
CAN'T SEE ABOUT THE HELICOPTER
IS-- WHAT DO YOU THINK.
YES, GET TO THE CHOPPER!
HA HA HA.
GOOD ONE, HUH.
>> James: YEAH, YOU GOT US.
I BET THAT IS WHY NASA DOES WHAT
THEY DO.
THEY ARE NOT IN IT FOR
SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGHS.
ALL THEY WANT IS TO BE
CONGRATULATED BY VIDEO FROM THE
TERM NAILTER, THAT IS IT.
SCHWARZENEGGER CONNECTICUT GRAT
LATED THEM BUT I WILL SAY THIS
JEAN CLAWEDE VAN DAMME YOUR
SILENCE IS DEAFENING, NASA DE
SRVES PRAISE.
RIGHT BEHIND THIS ARNOLD SWARS
EGG-- SCHWARZENEGGER CARRIED A
HUMAN CHILD TO TERM.
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT FILM.
>> YEAH.
>> James: WHO ELSE HAS BEEN
SILENT.
JEAN CLAWEDE VAN DAMN, WHO ELSE
HAVEN'T-- HAVEN'T WE HEARD FROM.
>> SYLVESTER SA LOAN.
>> James: JAY, DOLF LUNDGREN.
>> CHUCK NORRIS, NOT A WORD.
>> James: I ONCE SAT ON A
FLIGHT OPPOSITE DOLF LUNDGREN.
AND I WAS IS THE THERE AND HE
THERE.
AND I WILL NEVER FORGET IT I
DON'T THINK IT IS THAT FUNNY NOW
I'M TELLING IT.
HE SAID DID I GET MY SWEET
TOOTH, MY SWEET TOOTH.
AND THEN STEA STARTED DOING THE
FASTEN THE SEATBELT LIKE, THIS
HERE IS THE THING, BLOWING ON
THE FACES AND WHILE THE WOMAN
WAS DOING THE DOLF LUNDGREN WAS
GOING I DO NOT HAVE MY
SWEET-- AND I WAS SITTING THERE
LIKE, YOU ARE DOLF LUNDGREN,
RELAX.
WE'RE ON HERE FOR 11 HOURS.
>> I NEED MY-- AND HERE AND
HERE, YOU GOT TO DO.
HE'S LIKE NOW!
AND SOME GOOD NEWS ON THE
VACCINE FRONT, PRESIDENT BIDEN
RELEASED A SHORT VIDEO THIS
MORNING ANNOUNCING THAT
EVERYBODY 167 AND-- 16 AND OLDER
CAN GET THE VACCINE.
>> WE HAVE GOOD NEWS.
EVERYONE IS ELIGIBLE AS OF TODAY
TO GET THE VACCINE.
WE HAVE ENOUGH OF IT.
YOU CAN BE PROTECTED AND PROTECT
YOUR FAMILY.
SO PLEASE GET THE VACCINE.
>> James: WHY IS I HADWHERE IS
BIDEN RECORDING THAT MESSAGE
FROM.
IT LOOKS LIKE A BED AND
BREAKFAST.
A 16 YEAR OLD CAN THE GET THE
VACCINE.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT KIND OF
TIKTOK DANCES WE GET OUT OF
THIS.
DO I THINK BIDEN IS TRYING A
LITTLE TOO HARD TO RELATE TO
YOUNG PEOPLE AND MAYBE GO VIRAL
BECAUSE HE JUST RELEASED THIS
SECOND VERSION OF THE VIDEO.
>> WELL, ALSO GOOD NEWS.
EVERYBODY IS ELIGIBLE AS OF
TODAY TO GET THE VACCINE.
HEY, LOOK, GET VAXXED, VAM, NO
CAP.
>> James: MOVING ON, DOES
EVERYBODY REMEMBER FYRE
FESTIVAL.
THE DISASTROUS CONCERT.
A PROPOSED SETTLEMENT WAS JUST
FILED IN COURT WHICH WOULD PAY
VICTIMS ROUGHLY $7,000 REACH.
THE SETTLEMENT SFNLT COMPLETELY
FINALIZED YET SO LESS OF A JA
RULE, MORE OF A JA SUGGESTION.
THE FYRE FEST CONCERT WAS OF
COURSE A COMPLETE FAILURE
ALTHOUGH IT IS NICE TO SEE,
ISN'T IT NICE TO SEE AT THE TIME
WHEN OUR BLIG S BIGGEST CRISIS
WAS A CRUMBY CHEESE SANDWICH AND
GETTING STOOD UP BY BLINK 1812.
THINK BH THAT.
THAT WAS THE BIGGEST INJUS FIS
WE HAD.
THE BIGGEST NEWS STORY, THAT WAS
ALL WE CARED ABOUT.
FYRE FEST, IF IT WAS IN THE NEWS
NOW IT WOULD LAST 15 MINUTES.
THERE THEY COULD BE AWARDED
$7,000.
NOW THERE IS ONE OPTION TO GET
MORE MONEY BUT THEY'RE NOT GOES
TO LIKE IT.
AND FINALLY WE HAVE SOME
EXCITING NEWS MCDONALD'S IS
LAUNCHING A NEW MEAL WITH K-POP
SUPERGROUP BTS.
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT BTS COULDN'T
GET ANY MORE POPULAR THEY WENT
AND COULD LABBED WITH FRIES.
IF YOU ARE ON A DIET, BE WARNED
THESE BTS MEALS WILL CONTAIN
ADDED SUGA.
THE BOY BAND'S MEAL WILL LAUNCH
NEXT MONTH IN NEARLY 50
COUNTRIES.
ONE THING FOR SURE YOU KNOW THE
ROLLOUT WILL BE VERY WELL
CHOREOGRAPHED AND THIS MEAL
DOESN'T JUST COME WITH NORMAL
CHICKEN McNUGGETS, THEY ARE
BASICALLY BTS THEMED BECAUSE
THERE ARE SEVEN OF THEM AND THEY
LACK LIKE THIS.
NOW DOES ANYBODY HERE, I WILL BE
AMAZED IF YOU HAVE.
HAS ANYONE HERE BEEN FOLLOWING
THIS THING THAT HAPPENED, YOU
HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING, PUT YOUR
HAND UP, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY.
YOU HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING IT AND
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM ABOUT
TO SAY.
I WOULD LOVE IT SO MUCH IF WHAT
I AM ABOUT TO SAY IS YEAH, YEAH,
I HAVE BEEN ALL OVER IT AND HAVE
A TAKE.
HAS ANYONE BEEN FOLLOWING THE
STORY IN EUROPEAN FOOTBALL
AND-- I KNOW WE'RE IN AMERICA
BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS STORY I
REFUSE TO CALL IT SOAKER.
AND I KNOW TRADITIONALLY IF IS
JUST A GAME THAT PEOPLE ARE
PLAYING ON THE PARK OVER THERE
WHILE YOU PLAY SOFTBALL BUT WE
WILL CALL IT FOOTBALL FOR NOW,
OKAY.
DID YOU HEAR THE STORY, WHAT
HAPPENED.
>> I DID, HE WHY, 15 TEAMS HAVE
BRK ENOFF AND FORMING A
SUPERLEAGUE.
>> James: YES, YOU ARE KIND OF
RIGHT, SIX TEAMS FROM THE
PREMIER LEAGUE, THREE TIMES FROM
SPAIN, TWO TEAMS FROM ITALY, ARE
GOING TO FORM THEIR OWN EUROPEAN
, AND THEY CAME OUT AND
SAY IN DOING SO, I KNOW IT
SOUNDS SILLY TO TALK ABOUT, BUT
THEY HAVE CHANGED A GAME THAT
LIKE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF
PEOPLE ACROSS THE WORLD HAVE
GROWN UP LOVING, AND
A-- ADORING.
NOW YOU MIGHT THINK
UNDERSTANDABLY THAT A EUROPEAN
SUPERLEAGUE WITH ALL OF THE BEST
TEAMS WHO COMPETE IN IT EVERY
SEASON SOUNDS AMAZING AND IT IS.
AND THE REASON WHY IS IS THIS IT
IS SCAIM THE THE CHAMPION
LEAGUE, WHAT THAT IS IS ANY TEAM
IN YAWRP HAS A BRILLIANT SEASON,
WHOEVER THAT TEAM ARE, HOWEVER
SMALL, HOWEVER BIG, THEY GET
INTO THAT COMPETITION, IT IS A
MAJOR TEAM, A MASSIVE TEAM HAS A
BAD SEASON, THEY DON'T GET INTO
THE COMPETITION.
AND THAT IS THE POINT BECAUSE IT
IS THE EXISH.
BUT THIS NEW SYSTEM THEY PUT
FORWARD, THEY ARE GOING TO
REMOVE THEMSELVES FROM THE
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE AND MAKE IF SO
ALL THE PRIVATE CLUBS, WHERE
ONLY THESE SELF-CHOSEN TEAMS
WILL REALLY CONSISTENTLY BE THE
ONES THAT ARE-- NOW WITHOUT
BRING THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T
CARE, WHICH IS BASICALLY 100
PERCENT OF THE PEOPLE IN THIS
ROOM.
THE TRUTH IS THAT THIS WHOLE
THING MAKING THIS, THESE TEAMS,
THESE OWNERS ARE KILLING.
THEY WILL CURL HUNDREDS OF OTHER
FOOTBALL TEAMS THAT COMPETE WITH
THEM AND HAVE COMPETED WITH THEM
MANY TIMES OVER THE YEARS.
DISREGARDING THE FAN BASES OF
THOSE TEAMS AND DISREGARDING THE
FAN BASE OF THEIR OWN TEAM WHO
ARE DEVASTATED ABOUT THESE TOO.
BECAUSE THEY AREN'T SMALL TEAMS
FOR THOSE WATCHING WHO DON'T
FOLLOW FOOTBALL, SUCKER, YOU
WOULD HAVE HEARDED MAN UNITED
LIVERPOOL, ARSENAL, AC MILAN,
BARCELONA, REAL MADRID, THESE
ARE THE BIGGEST TEAMS IN THE
WORLD AND THIS DECISION IS
MONUMENTAL.
AND I AM HEART BROCK EARN,
GENUINELY, I'M HEARTBROKEN
BECAUSE THE OWNERS OF THESE
TEAMS HAVE DISPLAYED THE WORST
KIND OF GREED I HAVE EVER SEEN
IN SPORTS.
RIGHT?
FOOTBALL TEAMS IN BRITAIN, MANY
FOOTBALL TEAMS IN BRITAIN ARE
OVER A HUNDRED YEARS OLD, AND
THESE TEAMS WERE STARTED BY
WORKING CLASS PEOPLE, THEY WERE
BUILT BY AND FOR THE COMMUNITY
THAT THEY PLAY IN.
THEY ARE NOT FRANCHISES, RIGHT.
BUT THESE BILLIONAIRE OWNERS
HAVE OVER THE PAST MAYBE, WHAT
WOULD YOU SAY 10, 12, 15 YEARS
HAVE BEEN BUYING UP ALL THE TOP
TEAMS AND SLOWLY BUT SURELY THEY
HAVE MOVED THEM AWAY FROM THE
COMMUNITIES AND FOUNDATIONS ON
WHICH THESE TEAMS WERE BUILT.
AND IT IS ALWAYS NIGGLED IN THE
BACK OF FAN'S MINDS WHETHER
THESE OWNERS TRULY UNDERSTOOD
WHAT IT MEANT TO BE PART OF
THAIFER CLATION AND PART OF ITS
HISTORY AND IF THEY COULD BE
TRUE AND HONORABLE CUSTODIANS OF
THEIR FUTURES, I GUESS, AND
YESTERDAY, THE REALIZATION
BASICALLY HIT EVERY FOOTBALL FAN
HARD.
TAND IS NOT JUST THAT THEY DON'T
UNDERSTAND FOOTBALL OR WHAT IT
MEANS TO BE A FAN OF A FOOTBALL
CLUB, IT IS SIMPLY THE
REALIZATION THAT THEY DON'T
CARE.
RIGHT.
THEY DON'T CARE.
THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYBODY
BUT THEMSELVES.
IF ANYTHING, IF ANYTHING I WOULD
SAY THAT THEY LOOK AT THE
HISTORICAL FAN BASES OF EVERY
CLUB WITH DISDAIN.
THEY WANT A CLOSED SHOP WHERE
THE RICH GET RICHER.
THEY DON'T CARE IF THE TEAMS ARE
LOW THEM STRUGGLE.
THEY WILL TAKE THE MONEY AND
SECURE THAT MONEY REGARDLESS OF
PERFORMANCES AND REGARDLESS OF
SUCCESS ON THE PITCH, RIGHT.
IT IS DISGRACEFUL.
CAN YOU IMAGINE ANYTHING, I AM
TRYING TO THINK HOW TO DESCRIBE
IT.
>> IT IS LIKE IF MERYL STREEP
BROKE OFF AND MADE HER OWN
OSCARS WHERE SHE IS PROBABLY
GOING TO WIN ANYWAYS.
>> James: YES.
>> BUT NOW IT IS ELIMINATING
THAT ODD TIME WHEN LIKE JULIA
ROBERTS MIGHT SNEAK IN OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> James: YES.
OR IT IS LIKE MERRILL STREEP,
JULIA ROBERTS.
>> VEE OLA DAVIS.
>> James: GO WE WILL ALWAYS BE
NOMINATED AND THERE IS ONE PLACE
FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
WE WILL ALWAYS BE NOMINATED,
REGARDLESS OF WHAT FILMS WITH
REIN.
>> WHICH MIGHT BE HAPPENING
ANYWAY BUT IT ELIMINATES THE
POSSIBILITY.
>> James: YES.
THE STATEMENT FROM THE 12 OWNERS
ABOUT WHY THEY ARE DOING THIS,
AND WHY THEY HAVE ANNOUNCED SUCH
A JAW-DROPPING PLAN.
AND DURING THE SEASON WHEN THEY
THERE ARE STILL SEVEN GAMES TO
GO, IS DISGUSTING.
IN THEIR STATEMENT THREE TIMES
THEY MENTIONED THE PANDEMIC AS
THE REASON TO DO THIS.
THE PANDEMIC, IT IS FOR CLUBS
AND COMMUNITIES ACROSS BRITAN.
THESE ARE COMMUNITIES, CAUSED BY
HOW MUCH THESE COMMUNITIES RELY
ON FOOTBALL NOT JUST
FINANCIALICALLY, WHICH IS
CONSIDERABLE.
BUT ALSO, FOOTBALL IS LIKE A
FOKAL POINT OF A TOWN'S HOPES
AND DREAMS, THAT IS WHAT IT IS,
YOU KNOW.
AND THESE DREAMS HAVE BEEN
SHARYTED.
IN BRITAN ALL ACROSS EUROPE, AND
THE REASON THESE HAVE BEEN SHALT
ERRED AND DISCARDED IS SO THAT A
GROUP OF BILLIONAIRES CAN BUY
THEMSELVES A BIGGER BOAT OR A
SECOND BOAT.
FOOTBALL IS A WORKING CLASS
GAME.
WHERE NIFN CAN BEAT ANYONE ON
THEIR DAY.
THAT IS WHAT MAKES IT INCREDIBLE
IT IS THAT WHICH MADE IT THE
GLORBAL FORCE THAT IT IS TODAY.
A FEW YEARS AGO LEICESTER, HAVE
YOU HEARD OF LEICESTER CITY.
>> NOT THAT ONE.
>> NO, BUT MANY OF YOU, MANY OF
YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE HEARD OF
LEICESTER CITY.
A FEW YEARS AGO LEICESTER CITY
WON THE LEAGUE.
THEY WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE.
IT WAS THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING
TO WITNESS.
IT GAVE EF REFAN HOPE, EVERYONE.
THEY HAVE AS MANY TIGHTS A AS
LIVERPOOL, ONE MORE THAN
TOTTENHAM AND INTO THIS
RICH-- WITH A WEALTHY TEAM THEY
GOT TOGETHER TO TRY TO STOP THAT
ACHIEVEMENT FROM EVER HAPPENING
AGAIN.
AND IF THIS HAPPENS AND
UNFORTUNATELY I REALLY DO THI IT
WILL, I DON'T WANT TO BE
OVERDRAMATIC BUT I THINK IT IS
THE END OF THE SPORT THAT WE
LOVE.
IT TRULY IS.
I THINK IT GOING TO HAPPEN AND I
DON'T THINK THERE IS ANYTHING WE
CAN DO ABOUT IT BUT WHAT WE CAN
DO IS WE WILL REMEMBER THE NAMES
OF THESE OWNERS.
THE EVENERS-- OWNERS OF THESE
TEAMS HAVE MADE THIS DECISION,
HOW THEY HID BEHIND A
DEVASTATING PANDEMIC AS A REASON
TO ANNOUNCE THIS, WHILE THE
SEASON IS BEING PLAYED.
THEY DIDN'T CONSULT A SINGLE
PLAYER, NOT A SINGLE MANAGER.
THEY CERTAINLY DIDN'T CONSULT
THE FANS OF THAIFER TEAMS.
THEY BOUGHT INTO A STORT THAT SO
MANY OF US LIVE FOR, AT 3 P.M.
ON A SATURDAY.
THEY TOOK IT AND THEY ARE GOING
TO CRUSH IT WITHOUT EVER
THINKING OF THE DAMAGE BEING
DONE.
DON'T FORGET THE PEOPLE WITHOUT
DID THIS.
IN A DECADES TIME, YOU KNOW,
SURE IT IS GREAT AND GREAT GOALS
AND ALL OF THORS THINGS AND
THESE ONLIERS WILL THINK THAT IT
IS ALL WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE,
DON'T EVER FORGET THAT IT WAS
THEN, THOSE OWNERS TOOK
SOMETHING SO PURE AND SO
BEAUTIFUL AND THEY SPEAK THE
LOVE AND THE JOY OUT OF IT AND
THEY DID IT FOR MONTHS.
THEY JUST DID IT FOR MONEY AND
ST DISGUTION.
I SNOW YOU DON'T CARE BUT I DO.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF
THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
>> WELCOME BACK NOW, WHEN WE FIRST STARTED OUT ON THE JOURNEY OF THIS SHOW WE SAT DOWN IN A
ROM, WITH ALL THE PEOPLE THAT
ARE IN HERE AND WE CAME UP WITH
ALL SORTS OF WEIRD AND WONDERFUL
IDEAS, YOU KNOW, SOME NEVER MADE
IT TO THE SHOW.
SOME DID.
BUT OF ALL OF THOSE IDEAS, THAT
WE HAD, THAT RAINY AFTERNOON,
THERE IS ONE THAT I AM STILL
MOST PROUD OF.
NOW WE'VE HAD TROUBLES.
EXECUTING IT IN THE PAST.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, SPRING IS IN
THE AIR, THINGS ARE BRIGHTENING
UP A BITMENT HAVE I TO SAY I'M
FEELING OPTIMISTIC.
I THINK-- I WILL SAY THAT I
SMELL A GOOD TIME, YOU SMELL A
GOOD TIME, IT'S TIME FOR
CELEBRITY NOSES.
CELEBRITY NOSES ALL RIGHT.
>> James: NOW AS YOU ALL KNOW,
ALL CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSES BUT
SOME.
>> HEY JAMES, JAMES YZ YEAH,
WHAT.
>> SORRY TO INTERRUPT, IT IS
JUST THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT
WE'VE DONE THIS BIT SINCE I'VE
BEEN HERE COHOSTING THE SHOW
WITH YOU.
SO-- I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU
NEEDED ANY HELP GETTING IT OFF
THE GROUND.
>> James: I'M SORRY, DID YOU
SIGH COHOSTING THE SHOW, NO, AND
I, I APPRECIATE IT, YOU KNOW BUT
I'M FULLY, FULLY CAPABLE OF
DOING CELEBRITY NOSES ON MY OWN,
OKAY, AS THE ONLY HOST OF THIS
SHOW, OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT, YEAH, BEAUTIFUL,
NO PROBLEM.
>> James: GOOD, ALL RIGHT,
SNOW AS YOU KNOW, WHERE WAS I
ALL CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSES BUT
SOME NOSES ARE MORE CELEBRATED.
>> JAMES.
>> James: WHAT NOW.
>> I WAS THINKING YOU KNOW HOW
YOU ARE TALKING AND SOMETIMES I
WILL CHIME IN WITH SOMETHING
BRILLIANT AND EVERYBODY LOVES IT
IT IS KIND OF MY THING, YOU ARE
TALKING AND I SAY SOMETHING AND
EVERYBODY IS JUST LAUGHING.
>> James: RIGHT, WHAT IS YOUR
POINT.
>> WELL, WHAT IF I WAS TO CHIME
IN RIGHT NOW WITH SOMETHING LIKE
FIRST UP THIS ITTY-BITTY BEEK
BELONGS TO SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW
TO SNIFF OUT A GOOD ROLE.
WOULD THAT BE CONSIDERED
HELPING?
>> James: YES, THAT WOULD BE
CONSIDERED HELPING AND LIKE I
SAID EARLIER, I'M ALL GOOD.
SO.
>> SO NO CHIMING IN.
>> James: NO CHIMING IN, THIS
IS A NO CHIME ZONE, ZERO CHIME,
ALL RIGHT, JUST SIT THERE AND
YOU KNOW, BE AN AUDIENCE MEMBER.
JUST RELAX.
SIT BACK, ENJOY YOURSELF, OKAY.
LET'S START AGAIN, OKAY.
WE'VE DONE THE-- I SMELL A GOOD
TIME, NOW AS YOU KNOW, ALL
CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSES, SOME
NOSES ARE MORE CELEBRATED THAN
OTHERS, WHICH BRINGS ME TO THIS
NOSE.
>> ANNETTE BENING.
>> James: WHAT?
>> ANNETTE BENING, FINAL ANSWER.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
WHAT?
>> I'M GUESSING.
YOU TOLD ME TO BE AN AUDIENCE
MEMBER SO I'M GUESSING, THIS SAN
AUDIENCE GUESSING.
>> James: NO, THAT IS NOT HOW
THE GAME WORKS, IAN.
>> ALL RIGHT, DON'T BE PRICKLY.
>> James: I'M NOT BEING A
PRIKELY.
>> IT SEEMS LIKE ARE YOU BEING A
LITTLE BIT PRIKELY.
>> James: I'M NOT GETTING
PRIKELY.
>> WHICH IS A PRIKELY THING TO
SAY.
>> James: NO ONE IS GETTING
PRICKELYE STOP TALKING I DON'T
WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM
YOUR MOUTH, OKAY.
NOT A WORD, OKAY.
>> GOT IT.
>> James: NO, NOTHING.
NOT A WORD.
OKAYS AS YOU ALL KNOW ALL
CELEBRITIED HAVE NOSES BUT MORE
SELL.
>> JAMES.
>> James: WOULD YOU PLEASE BE
QUIET.
>> JANE FONDA.
>> James: WHAT?
>> BETTY WHITE.
>> James: STOP, STOP.
STOP.
JUST PLEASE, WOULD EVERYONE
JUST, THAT IS NOT HOW THE GAME
WORKS, THERE IS MUCH MORE
SOPHISTICATED THAN THAT I WANT
COMPLETE SILENCE, DO YOU
UNDERSTAND, THIS IS CELEBRITY
NOSES, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A
PIN DROP, OKAY.
NOTHING, NOW AS YOU ALL KNOW ALL
CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSES BUT SOME
NOSES ARE MORE CELEBRATED THAN
OTHERS WHICH BRINGS US SO
THIS.
>> CORRECT.
>> James: WHAT.
>> WHAT'S CORRECT, WHAT?
>> PEELT'S CORRECT, PETE WAS
CORRECT T WAS SHARON STONE,
CONGRATULATIONS, PETE.
YOU ARE THE FIRST OFFICIAL-- .
>> James: HANG ON.
THAT IS NOT-- THAT ST NOT
HOW-- NO ONE WINS.
THAT IS NOT EVEN THE GAME.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A GAME.
THIS ISN'T A GAME, THIS THAT
ISN'T HOW IT WORKS.
WHAT ARE YOU--
>> CELEBRITY NOSES. >> WELCOME BACK, LET'S MEET OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHTK I IS'
TREMENDOUS STANDUP COMEDIAN AND
ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM HARLEY
QUINN, TROLLS, BLACK-ISH AND SO
MUCH MORE, THE WONDERFUL MR. RON
FUNCHES.
HOW ARE YOU, RON.
>> OH.
>> James: IT'S SO NICE TO SEE
YOU.
>> IS IT OKAY TO SAY I MISS YOU.
>> James: I MISSED YOU, WE ALL
DID.
WE WERE ALL VERY EXCITED THAT
ARE YOU HERE.
>> I'M SO HAPPY TO TO BE HERE,
SO MANY PEOPLE I LOVE AND KNOW
FOR YEAR, SOMETIMES OVER A
DECADE.
>> ISN'T HE SKINNY IAN IS KNEW
TO ME.
>> James: WE LOVE THAT GUY.
>> SKINNY IN.
>> THAT IS GROSS.
>> James: IS IT?
BUT WE HAVE MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.
SINCE YOU WERE LAST HERE ON THE
SHOW, YOU HAVE GOT MARRIED.
CONGRATULATIONS.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: HOW IS IT GOING, HOW
WAS IT, HOW WAS IT HAVING A
PANDEMIC WEDDING?
>> IT WAS AMAZING.
I RECOMMEND IT TOÑi EVERYONE.
>> James: RIGHT.
>> IT IS THE BEST WAY TO GET
MARRIED BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN
MARRIED ONCE BEFORE IN MY 20S.
IT WASN'T A GREAT DECISION.
WE HAD A BIG WEDDINGK BIG PARTY,
PROBABLY TRYING TO HIDE THE FACT
THAT WE WERE NOT MEANT TO BE
TOGETHER.
>> James: RIGHT.
>> BUT THIS ONE IT WAS JUST LIKE
LOOKING AT EACH OTHER AND GOING
WE CAN ONLY HAVE US AN MY SON
AND LET'S JUST GO AND DO IT
TOGETHER BECAUSE WE LOVE EACH
OTHER AND IT FELT MORE SOLID.
JUST WENT, DID IT, ORDERED SOME
BUTTER CAKE, WATCHED 90 DAY
BEYONCE, WENT TO SLEEP AND GOT
THE SEX THE NEXT DAY.
>> James: WELL, THAT REALLY IS
SETTING YOU UP WELL FOR MARRIED
LIFE, THAT IS IT.
>> YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW, I'VE
LEARNED.
>> James: AND YOUR SON
MALCOLM, HE TURNS 18 THIS YEEK,
WHAT ARE WE DOING FOR HIS
BIRTHDAY, WHAT ARE THE PLANS.
>> WE ARE DOING A LOT OF GREAT
PLANS.
MY SON PEOPLE THAT DON'T KNOW
HAS AUTISM.
HE IS VERY MUCH A RULE FOLLOWER,
HE CREATE AS LOT OF NEAT FORCE
WHAT HE WANTS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY,
SINCE HE IS TURNING 18 HE WANTS
ALL THESE ADULT THINGS, WANTS TO
GO TO R RATED MOVIE, HE WANTED
AN ADULT TOY, I'M HOPING HE
DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
AN WE'RE GOING TO TAKE HIM TO
EYE MOVIE, WE RENTED OUT A
THEATRE AND WILL TAKE HIM TO SEE
MORTAL KOMBAT.
>> James: TELL ME ABOUT THESE
SNEAKER, I KNOW THEY WERE
DESIGNED AS A TRIBUTE TO YOUR
SON.
>> THEY R A COLLABORATION WITH
PUMA AND FOOT LOCKER REACHED OUT
FOR AUTISM ACCEPTANCE MONTH
BECAUSE THEY KNOW HOW MUCH I
TALK ABOUT MY SON AND HOW MUCH I
LOVE HIM.
MY WHOLE LIFE AS A COMEDIAN, WE
STAND UP,Ñ@cOT TO MAKE SURE WE
HAVE SHOES,.
>> James: ABSOLUTELY.
>> IT ONLY MAKES SENSE YVMENT
ONLY BASKETBALL PLAYERS AND
RAPPERS, WHY NOT ME JRS I'M ALL
IN FAVOR OF THIS.
>> NOW I DO I GOT A SHOE, FOR MY
SON.
HE WEARS LITTLE AIR, NOISE
CANCELING HEADPHONES AND I PUT
ONE ON THE BACK TO ALWAYS REMIND
ME OF HIM, A LIME GREEN COLOR OF
THOSE THAT HE LIKES TO WEAR.
YOU CAN SEE HIM COMING FROM A
MILE AWAY.
YOU SEE HIM WALKING DOWN THE
STREET, LOOKS LIKE HE'S TRYING
TO LAND AN AIRCRAFT AND GOT MY
LITTLE NAME ON THEM AND I THINK
THAT'S SO FUN CUZ I GOT KISS
TOMORROW JD BASKETBALL AND MY
NAME ON MY OWN SHOE.
>> James: THAT'S FANTASTIC.
THAT REALLY.
IS NOW A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO YOU
CREATED WHAT I CALL A FRENZY ON
SOCIAL MEDIA.
YOU TWEETED AND IT IS
TROAMPTIONAL.
>> IS IT.
>> James: YOU TWEETED WHEN
SOCIETY ADMITS OUTKAST IS BETTER
THAN THE BEATLE THEN WE CAN
TRULY START HEALING.
DID YOU EXPECT THAT TWEET TO BE
SO CONTROVERSIAL AND WHAT DID
YOU LEARN.
>> I'M SORPEE, I'M TAKEN BACK BY
THE-- TWHEN IS READ TO ME, HOW
COULD SOMEONE BE SO YOUNG AND SO
POIGNANT.
>> James: WHAT PROMPTED YOU TO
WRITE THIS.
AND DO YOU GENUINELY BELIEVE
THIS.
>> I BELIEVE IT, FOR ME, YES, I
HUNDRED PERCENT BELIEVE IF.
WHAT PROMPTED ME TO WRITE IT WAS
JUST MY LOVE OF OUTKAST.
NO HATE TO THE BEATLES.
I THINK THE BEATLES ARE A
PLAIGZ.
BUT AS WE PROCEED AND SOME OF
THE THINGS THAT I GREW UP AND
VALUE ASHTS AREN'T NECESSARILY
GIVEN THE SAME AMOUNT OF WORT
AND I THINK OUTKAST AND THE
THINGS THEY HAVE DONE FOR THE
MUSIC INDUSTRY, HOW THEY MOVED
THE ENTIRE RAP INDUSTRY TO
ATLANTA, HOW THEY CHANGED
RAPPING ABOUT DRUGS, RAPPING
ABOUT ART, RABBING ABOUT YOUR
RIFE, AND ERICA BADU OVER YOKO
ONO ALL DAY.
AND IT LED TO THE BEST THING
BECAUSE ANDRE 3,000 REACHED OUT
TO ME AND WILL SEND ME A GIVE
FOR TELLING THE TRUTH.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT DID HE
SAY, REACHED OUT HOW, ON
TWITTER.
>> NO, IT WAS THROUGH AN OWL.
>> RIGHT, HE SENT ME AN OWL.
>> HE AN MESSAGE AS ANDRE 3,000
WOULD.
I READ IT.
>> James: WHAT DID IT SAY.
>> IT SAID RON, THANK YOU.
THE GIFT IS ON ITS WAY.
I HOPE IT'S LIKE A A HON MADE
FLUTE THAT DOESN'T WORK.
A WANT A NONFUNCTIONABLE FLUTE.
>> James: A NONFUNCH I BELIEVE
FLUTE.
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW SHOW,
SCHOP 420.
FOR ANYONE NOT FAMILIAR, EXPLAIN
THE PREMISE.
>> IT IS CLASSIC CHOPPED.
HOW COULD YOU NOT BE FAMILIAR.
50 PLUS SEASONS, HI TED ALLEN, I
LOVE YOU.
IS APPETIZER, ENTREES, DESSERT
ROUNDS, WITH MYSTERY
INGREDIENTS.
WE CALL THEM A SECRET STASH
BECAUSE THAT IS FUN FOR WEED.
AND THEN THEY ALSO HAVE TO ADD
IN THE TOP 420 GREEN HOUSE, SO
MANY DIFFERENT STRAINS AND
PRODUCTS HAVE I NEVER SEEN
BEFORE.
AND EVERY ROUND SOMEONE GETS
CHOPPED AND WE MOVE ALONG, TO
SOMEONE GETS $10,000.
AND I THINK HOW THE RESTAURANT
INDUSTRY WAS AFFECTED BY THE
PANDEMIC, THAT IS WHAT I WEAPTD
PREPARED FOR.
I WAS PREPARED TO HAVE FUN, JOKE
AROUND AND SMOKING WEED.
I WAS ALL FOR THAT BUT JUST
LEARNING, LIKE FOR SOME PEEMENT
IT HAS BEEN MONTHS SINCE THEY'VE
BEEN BACK IN THE KITCHEN.
SOME PEOPLE LOST THEIR JOBS, AND
THERE IS 10,000 DOLLARS, MEANT A
LOT, SO THAT IS WHY I LOVE
TALKING ABOUT IT, I LOVE THE
MOMENT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO
BE THE CHOPPED GUY THAT SAYS
WELL, WE CAN'T USE THIS ASK.
>> James: SURE, HOW MARRED WAS
IT TO CONVINCE YOU TO HOST A
CANNABIS COOKING COMPETITION.
>> IT WAS VERY EASY.
>> James: THAT IS WHAT I
THOUGHT.
>> IT WAS VERY EASY.
I WAS LIKE WHAT DID I DO IN THE
PAST LIFE TO DESERVE THIS.
>> James: YEAH.
>> EVERYTHING THAT I WANTED IN
MY LIFE IS WORKING OUT FOR ME.
NOT ONLY, IT WOULD BE ONE THING
IF IT WAS JUST SOME SHOW WITH
COOKERRING BUT IT IS CHOPPED.
THAT SAY MAJOR PROFESSIONAL
LEAGUE AND THEN YOU ADD IN
MARIJUANA.
IMMA BE THERE, WHY NOT.
>> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
A CLIP FROM CHOPPED 420 WHICH
WILL BE AVAILABLE TO STREAM ON
DISCOVERY PLUS STARTING STOP,
4:20.
>> WHY DON'T YOU COME IN TO THE
CHOPPED 4 CLSH 20 GREEN HOUSE
AND GIVE YOU A TOUR.
WE HAVE SO MANY THINGS I'VE
NEVER EVEN SEEN BEFORE.
OLIVE OIL, SESAME OIL,-- SAUCE,
WHO KNEW.
>> WE GOT THE LOVELY PURPLE
JOHNSON AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO
DESCRIBE IT, BUT IT SMELLS
PURPLE.
>> OF COURSE, YOU CANNOT GO
WRONG WITH MAUI WOWI, IF YOU CAN
NOT AFFORD TO TAKE A TRIP, THIS
WILL GET THERE YOU THERE.
>> James: STICK AROUND, MORE
WITH RON FUNCHES WHEN WE COME
BACK, EVERYBODY.
>> James: WELCOME BACK, WE ARE HERE WITH THE ONE, THE ONLY RONr FUNCHES, REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE AI3
QUESTION FOR OUR GUEST THIS
EVENING.
>> Reggie: ACTUALLY, YEAH.
TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO
MR. FUNCHES.
IN FRENCH IT ISÑ!ó PRONOUNCED
FUNCHEST.
A LONG TIME AGOÑiñrçó AT, WAS IT
HELIUM OR ARGON.
>> HELIUM.
>> Reggie: RIGHT, OF THE GAS
NAMED COMEDY CLUB WEÑiÑiÑi WERET
HELIUM INok]IÑ-9■çóçóç
FONDEST MEMORY OF THE BACKSTAGE
AREA.
>> MY FONDEST MEMORY OF THE
BACKSTAGE AREA OF HELIUMÑi IS
PROBABLY JUST COMPLAINING.
COMPLAINING WITH IAN,
COMPLAINING WITHñr PEOPLE ABOUT
HOW THEY ARE MAKING US EMCEE
WHEN WE SHOULD BE FEATURING,
LIKE I ALWAYS REMEMBERU
IAN HEADLINED SOMETHING,ñrñr-9■E
WERE LIKE I'M JUST TRAY GOING TO
TRY TO BLOWÑi THEM OFF THE STAG,
LIKE FIGHTING THROUGH, COME UP
AND GET OUT OF THERE.
AND IT IS AMAZING TO SEE US ALLr
HERE, ALLñyçÑiÑi SKINNY.
>> WHOEVER THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE
THIS.
>>
>> Reggie: I KNOW, IçóÑi KNOW, M
AFRAID THAT ISÑi THE ONLY ANSWE.
>> James: IT IS ABSOLUTELY
CORRECT.
PLAIDEES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
THANK THE INCREDIBLE RONSooÑiñri
FUNCHEST KAROL
>> >> James: WELCOME BACK, OUR NEXT GUEST SAY MULTIPLATINUMçó
SELLING AND LATINçó GRAMMY&x#&CR
HERÑi NEWÑ1s÷ ALBUM KG0516 IS O.
WE'RE SO EXCITED TO WELCOME HER,
KAROLG IS ON THE SHOW, HOW ARE
YOU, NICE TO SEE YOU.
NOW CONGRATULATIONS, YOU
PERFORMED AND WERE ONE OF THE
BIG WINNERS LAST WEEK ATÑiÑiÑiÑE
LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS.
TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT NIGHT.
HOW WAS IT FOR YOU.
>> O MY GOD, THAT NIGHT WAS
INCREDIBLE.
I JUST WENT THERE BECAUSE I WAS
GOING TO PERFORM FOR THE FIRST
TIME AFTER THE LAUNCH OF MY
ALBUM BUT I CAME HOME WITH THREi
AWARDS.
IÑi WASñ
IT IS A MEUJ SONG FOR THE PEOPLó
SO I'M HAPPY.
>> YOU REALLY, REALLY DESERVE
IT.Ñi
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WHAT SETS IT APART FROM YOURÑi
OTHERS.ñr
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TIME FORñr STUFF AND JUSTñMzWRIG
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THIS ALBUM.
WHO I WANT TO WORK WITH, WITH
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THE AESTHETIC, THEÑi MUSIC.
AND I JUSTñr HAD TIME TOçó BUILY
ALBUM, SO THAT IS COUNTRY THINK
IT CAME SO BEAUTIFUL.
>> James: WELL, BEAUTIFUL IS
THE WORD BECAUSE THE SONG YOU
ARE PERFORMING TONIGHT IS
BEAUTIFUL BOY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ALONG
WITH LUDACRIS AND
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ YOU'RE WAY TOO BEAUTIFUL, GIRL
THAT'S WHY IT'LL NEVER WORK
♪ YOU HAVE ME SUICIDAL, SUICIDAL
WHEN YOU SAY IT'S OVER
TRISTE, VISTE
♪ Y HASTA ME ENCANTA CÓMO TE
VISTES (AH, AH)
♪ BABY, YO NO, TE JURO, NO CREÍA
EN EL AMOR, NO (NO)
♪ PERO TÚ ME CONVERTIST, MIRA
QUE CURSI ME VOLVISTE, EY, EY
♪ NO EXISTE COMPARACIÓN, CORAZÓN
ERES TÚ LA RAZÓN POR LA QUE CUAL
♪ YO ESCRIBÍ ESTA CANCIÓN
CAMBIÉ MIS PLANES, YA CASI NI
♪ SALGO PREFIERO ESTAR CONTIGO
EN MI HABITACIÓN
♪ VIENDO PELÍCULAS, EY, Y AUNQUE
SUENE RIDÍCULA, EY (AH, AH)
♪ ASÍ ME VOLVISTE TÚ Y TU NOMBRE
YA LO TENGO DE TATTOO
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ MY BEAUTIFUL BOY, I LOVE YOU
(YOU'RE WAY TOO BEAUTIFUL, GIRL)
♪ AND YOU'RE MY BEAUTIFUL BOY,
TE QUIERO
(THAT'S WHY IT'LL NEVER WORK;
¿QUÉ?)
♪ BABY, NO TE VAYAS
(YOU HAVE ME SUICIDAL, SUICIDAL;
NO)
♪ ES QUE TÚ ME ENCANTAS
(WHEN YOU SAY IT'S OVER; EY, EY)
♪ MY BEAUTIFUL BOY, TE QUIERO
(YOU'RE WAY TOO BEAUTIFUL, GIRL;
THAT'S RIGHT)
♪ ES QUE TE QUIERO PA' MÍ
(THAT'S WHY IT'LL NEVER WORK;
PA' MÍ)
♪ ME ENCANTAS, NO TE VAYAS
(YOU HAVE ME SUICIDAL, SUICIDAL)
♪ QUÉDATE
(WHEN YOU SAY IT'S OVER)
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ LU!
MI LINDA, HERMOSA
♪ MI AMOR, BABY, COME CLOSER
TOAST TO FOREVER BEING THE WOMAN
♪ OF MY DREAMS
(MY DREAMS)
HA
♪ EVERY KING NEEDS A QUEEN, LA
REINA REIGN SUPREME
♪ I SHOWERED YOU WITH ALL OF MY
LOVE
♪ TURNED AROUND AND WE ALL IN
THE CLUB
♪ THEY SAY IT'S HARD TO COMMIT
WHEN YOU YOUNG AND YOU RICH
♪ POOF LIKE A MAGICIAN, I BE ALL
WITH THE TRICKS, HA
♪ YOU CALLIN' ME ON MY MOBILE
PHONE
♪ SAYIN' STOP PLAYIN' WITH YO
CORAZÓN
♪ HEARTBEAT SO LOUD, THE HEART
SPEAKS
♪ AND WHAT THE HEART FINDS AND
LOVES,
♪ THE HEART KEEPS
MAN, BUT I DON'T THINK I DESERVE
♪ YOU
I PROMISE THAT I NEVER MEANT TO
♪HURT YOU
WORDS GIVIN' YOU REASONS, CHANGE
♪ LIKE THE SEASONS
INVIERNO, I LEFT YOUR WORLD
♪ FREEZIN'
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ MY BEAUTIFUL BOY, I LOVE YOU
(YOU'RE WAY TOO BEAUTIFUL, GIRL)
♪ AND YOU'RE MY BEAUTIFUL BOY,
TE QUIERO
(THAT'S WHY IT'LL NEVER WORK)
♪ BABY, NO TE VAYAS
(YOU HAVE ME SUICIDAL, SUICIDAL;
NO)
♪ ES QUE TÚ ME ENCANTAS
(WHEN YOU SAY IT'S OVER; EY, EY)
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ YOU'RE WAY TOO BEAUTIFUL, GIRL
THAT'S WHY IT'LL NEVER WORK YOU
♪ HAVE ME SUICIDAL, SUICIDAL
WHEN YOU SAY IT'S OVER
♪ ♪ ♪
>> James: KAROLG LUD I
COUNTRIES AND EM ILLEE, KG0516
IS OUT
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING, TOMORROW NIGHT ANGELA BASSET WILL BE HERE,ñr
MUSIC FROMñr KSI.
WE WILL
♪çóÑiÑiÑi
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