1 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:14,347 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW, OOH 2 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:18,226 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪ 3 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:20,145 >> James: HELLO, GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO THIS, THE "LATE 4 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:20,520 LATE SHOW." 5 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,062 GOOD EVENING. 6 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:25,275 WHAT A CRAZY, SAD DAY. 7 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:29,696 A DAY THAT WILL GO DOWN AS A DARK ONE IN THE LONG HISTORY OF 8 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,990 AMERICA. 9 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:35,994 WE'VE ALL SAT TODAY GLUED TO THE PICTURES OF TRUMP'S SUPPORTERS 10 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:38,997 BREACHING THE CAPITOL, FIGHTING WITH POLICE, SHOUTING IN THE 11 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:44,043 CHAMBERS OF CONGRESS, OR FLAGRANTLY POPPING OFF A SELFIE 12 00:00:44,043 --> 00:00:47,547 AS THEY SIT WITH THEIR FEET UP IN OUR GOVERNMENT'S OFFICES. 13 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:50,258 THEN, UNDER THE PRETENSE OF TRYING TO CALM THE SITUATION, 14 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:53,887 THEIR HERO, THE PRESIDENT, RELEASED A MESSAGE THIS 15 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,931 AFTERNOON TO TELL THOSE SUPPORTERS, "YOU'RE SPECIAL, WE 16 00:00:56,931 --> 00:00:59,225 LOVE YOU." 17 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:04,397 I WOULDN'T WANT TO EVEN IMAGINE HIS TREATMENT OR RESPONSE TO 18 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:05,982 THOSE PEOPLE, HAD THEY BEEN WEARING BLACK LIVES MATTER HATS 19 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:09,235 INSTEAD OF RED MAGA ONES. 20 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:14,073 AND AS I WATCHED ALL THE NETWORKS AND FLIPPED THROUGH THE 21 00:01:14,073 --> 00:01:20,872 CHANNELS, ALL THE COMMENTATORS KEPT CRYING OUT THE SAME THING-- 22 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:24,501 "BUT THIS IS AMERICA!" "HOW IS THIS AMERICA?" 23 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:34,427 IT FELT SAD, IT FELT WRONG, BUT MAINLY IT FELT HOPELESS. 24 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:39,891 BUT I HOPE WHEN THE DUST SETTLES, AND WHEN WE REFLECT ON 25 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:45,438 WHAT HAPPENED ON THIS AWFUL DAY, WE WILL STILL HAVE HOPE. 26 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:49,943 BECAUSE I THINK IF THERE IS ONE THING WE CAN HAVE AFTER THE LAST 27 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:54,823 MONTH IN THIS COUNTRY, IT IS HOPE. 28 00:01:54,823 --> 00:02:01,663 AS AN OUTSIDER GROWING UP IN ENGLAND, I LOOKED TO AMERICA AS 29 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:09,629 THIS BEACON OF LIGHT AND POSSIBILITY. 30 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:12,841 A PLACE WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. 31 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:13,967 A PLACE YOU'D BE LUCKY TO WORK. 32 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:17,262 A PLACE YOU'D FANTASIZE ABOUT LIVING. 33 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:20,598 A PLACE WHICH GIVES AN INDIVIDUAL MORE OPPORTUNITY THAN 34 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:23,518 THEY WOULD EVER HAVE ELSEWHERE, YET CARES FOR THEIR FELLOW MAN. 35 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:28,106 AND YES, TODAY PEOPLE ACROSS THE WORLD WOULD HAVE LOOKED AT THOSE 36 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:33,152 PICTURES FROM WASHINGTON AND WONDERED WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED 37 00:02:33,152 --> 00:02:36,948 TO THIS GREAT COUNTRY. 38 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:40,535 BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE, THEY KNOW THAT THE AMERICA THEY ADMIRE 39 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:43,496 STILL EXISTS. 40 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:51,462 THEY KNOW THAT THE AMERICA THAT SO MANY ASPIRE TO, WILL BE BACK. 41 00:02:51,462 --> 00:02:54,799 IT WAS JUST HIJACKED BY A LUNATIC AND HIS CRAZY ARMY FOR 42 00:02:54,799 --> 00:03:01,347 THE LAST FOUR YEARS. 43 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:06,477 BUT THAT'S ABOUT TO END. 44 00:03:06,477 --> 00:03:10,148 IN TWO WEEKS, ON THOSE SAME STEPS WHERE THAT MOB FOUGHT AND 45 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:12,066 PUSHED PAST THE POLICE, JOE BIDEN WILL BE SWORN IN AS THE 46 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:13,318 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 47 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:17,030 IN TWO WEEKS, ON THOSE SAME STEPS WHERE THAT MOB FOUGHT AND 48 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:20,658 PUSHED PAST THE POLICE, KAMALA HARRIS WILL BE SWORN IN AS THE 49 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:25,246 VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 50 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:31,085 IN TWO WEEKS, ON THOSE SAME STEPS WHERE THAT MOB FOUGHT AND 51 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:36,049 PUSHED PAST THE POLICE, TWO NEW SENATORS WILL WALK UP TO TAKE 52 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,843 THEIR SEATS IN THE CONGRESS. 53 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:43,681 A 33-YEAR-OLD JEWISH MAN, AND AN AFRICAN AMERICAN PASTOR, WHOSE 54 00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:46,809 MOTHER ONCE PICKED COTTON IN FIELDS, AND NOW SHE PICKED HER 55 00:03:46,809 --> 00:03:51,898 SON IN THE POLLS AS THE NEW SENATOR. 56 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:55,568 IN TWO WEEKS, ON THOSE SAME STEPS WHERE THAT MOB FOUGHT AND 57 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:59,614 PUSHED PAST THE POLICE, THE PEOPLE WHO ENCOURAGED AND 58 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:02,742 INSTIGATED THAT VIOLENCE, DONALD TRUMP, HIS CHILDREN, RUDY 59 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:07,705 GIULIANI, THEY'RE ALL GOING TO NEED A TOURIST PASS TO GET IN, 60 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:12,251 AS THEY HAVE LOST THE PRESIDENCY, THE HOUSE AND NOW 61 00:04:12,251 --> 00:04:13,419 THE SENATE. 62 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:17,257 THEIR ALLY LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS RIGHT AFTER ALL, WHEN HE 63 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,426 TWEETED, "IF WE NOMINATE TRUMP, WE WILL GET DESTROYED, AND WE 64 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:26,641 WILL DESERVE IT." 65 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:30,103 TODAY WAS THEIR LAST DANCE AT THE WORST PARTY ANY OF US HAVE 66 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,939 EVER BEEN TO. 67 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,775 SO, HAVE HOPE. 68 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:40,363 YOU'VE SEEN IN THESE PAST FEW WEEKS THAT VOTING COUNTS, CHANGE 69 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:50,456 IS COMING, SCIENCE IS REAL, VACCINES ARE ON THE WAY. 70 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:56,254 I REALLY DO BELIEVE THERE ARE BETTER TIMES ARE 71 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:57,422 AHEAD. 72 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:58,798 EXCEPT FOR THIS GUY, WHO-- WHO CAME TO A PROTEST DRESSED AS 73 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:02,593 EVERY MEMBER OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE. 74 00:05:02,593 --> 00:05:06,472 I DON'T KNOW IF BETTER TIMES ARE AHEAD FOR HIM, IAN, WHAT IS THAT 75 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:09,267 GUISE A STORY, WHAT ARE YOU DOINGK GOING TO A PROTEST, WHAT 76 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,477 ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR, I THOUGHT I WOULD WEAR THIS. 77 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:16,149 >> THEY CANCELED BURNING MAN THIS YEAR AND THAT GUY IS 78 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:19,652 SPINNING OUT EVER SINCE. 79 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:21,779 WELL, WE WOKE UP TO MUCH BETTER NEWS THIS MORNING, SO LET'S TALK 80 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:23,656 ABOUT THAT. 81 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,658 AS I MENTIONED AT THE BEGINNING, THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES WON 82 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,453 BOTH GEORGIA RUNOFF RACES LAST NIGHT, WHICH MEANS THAT THE 83 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:36,586 DEMOCRATS HAVE OFFICIALLY TAKEN CONTROL OF THE SENATE. 84 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:42,550 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) IS IN ONE OF THE RACES RAF 85 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:47,180 YEAL WARNOCK DEFEATED KELLY LOAFER LETTER, THE HISTORIC WIN 86 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:50,808 MAKES WARNOCK GEORGIA'S FIRST BLACK SENATOR. 87 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:54,312 AND SO FAR TRUMP'S SUPPORTERS ARE TAKING IT REALLY WELL. 88 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:58,524 HIS VICTORY WAS A TRULY HISTORIC MOMENT THAT THE REVEREND GOT TO 89 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:01,736 ENJOY FOR THREE WHOLE HOUR THIS MORNING. 90 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:04,781 I MEAN BY THE WAY, JUDGING BY HER APPEARANCE, MI GOING TO 91 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,825 ASSUME THAT WHEN KELLY LOEFFLER HEARD SHE LOST HER IMMEDIATE 92 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:16,751 REACTION WAS JUST TO GO AND SPEAK TO THE MANAGER. 93 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:21,714 GEORGIAARY OWE NEWLY ELECTED SENATOR JON OSOV IS ONLY 33 94 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:30,723 YEARS OLD MAKING HIM THE FIRST MILLENIAL SENATOR. 95 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:34,769 3 APPROXIMATE YEARS OLD, IT FEELS ODD FOR ME TO BE 11 AREAS 96 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,062 OLDER THAN A SENATOR. 97 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:39,941 I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO GROW UP PRETTY QUICK. 98 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,568 >> I STARTED A POD CAST AT THE AGE OF 33. 99 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:46,280 I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT MYSELF RIGHT NOW. 100 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,699 >> I MEAN 33 YEARS. 101 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:51,410 JOE BIDEN'S BEEN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT LONGER THAN HE'S BEEN 102 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:52,245 ALIVE. 103 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,747 BUT ELECTING A MILLENNIAL IS GOOD NEWS. 104 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:59,085 THIS MEANS THE SENATE WILL FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE TO SET UP 105 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,419 THEIR WIRELESS PRINTER. 106 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:05,633 AND HERE'S THE THING-- PEOPLE ONLINE NOTICED THAT 107 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:07,552 OSSOFF HAS POSTED SOME PRETTY NERDY TWEETS FROM THE PAST. 108 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:11,055 LIKE THIS ONE. 109 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:13,599 "PITCHFORK MEDIA, LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR WRITE-UP OF THE 110 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:17,770 NEW IMAGINE DRAGONS ALBUM." 111 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:18,813 IT'S A BIG CHANGE. 112 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:21,274 HE'S TWEETING ABOUT IMAGINE DRAGONS. 113 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,568 WHEREAS MOST OF THESE OTHER SENATORS HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE 114 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:27,655 THE DAYS WHEN THERE WERE ACTUAL DRAGONS. 115 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:32,076 I THINK IT SHOULD JUST BE A BLANKET RULE THAT IF YOU'VE EVER 116 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:34,328 TWEETED TO "PITCHFORK" ABOUT AN IMAGINE DRAGONS ALBUM, YOU 117 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:37,165 SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO DECIDE WHAT PEOPLE'S HEALTHCARE LOOKS 118 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:39,292 LIKE. 119 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:45,089 BUT MY FAVORITE THING JON OSSOFF TWEETED WAS A LINK TO "ANIME LES 120 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:53,639 MIS." 121 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,349 LOOK AT THAT I MEAN, IF THAT GUY CAN BRIDGE 122 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:59,312 THE GAP BETWEEN TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NERD CULTURES, IMAGINE 123 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:02,690 WHAT HE'LL BE ABLE TO DO FOR AMERICA. 124 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:04,692 THERE IT IS, RIGHT THERE. 125 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:07,987 THAT'S THE LITTLE THERE'S THE LITTLE SLIVER OF 126 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,697 HOPE WE WERE LOOKING FOR. 127 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:10,698 WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THE BREAK WITH JIM GAFFIGAN. 128 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:11,949 AND LATER, WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM SEVENTEEN. 129 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:12,825 STICK AROUND FOR THAT. 130 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:15,494 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES. 131 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:40,853 >> James: WELCOME BACK! 132 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:43,648 OUR FIRST GUEST IS A HUGELY POPULAR STAND-UP COMEDIAN, 133 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:47,026 ACTOR, AUTHOR, AND COMMENTATOR ON "CBS SUNDAY MORNING." 134 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:50,404 WHAT A JOY TO TALK TO HIM TODAY. 135 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:54,825 AND WE NEED HIM NOW MORE THAN EVER, PLEASE WELCOME MR. JIM 136 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:59,038 GAFFIGAN IS ON THE SHOW, JIM T IS NO NICE TO SEE YOU, IT HAS 137 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,623 BEEN A CRAZY DAY WITH EVERYTHING GOING ON. 138 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:03,709 HOW ARE THE GAFFIGANS HOLDING UP? 139 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:10,508 >> OH MY GOSH, YOU KNOW, I DON'T-- YOU KNOW, WE-- I GUESS 140 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:15,054 WE HAD THESE NAIVE EXPECTATIONS THAT ONCE 2021 WOULD START THAT 141 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:17,848 IT WOULD JUST BE ALL, YOU KNOW, GRAVY. 142 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:22,353 AND LIKE YOU KNOW, CONTEMPLATING WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO ONCE THE 143 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:23,562 PANDEMIC IS OVER. 144 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:30,403 BUT IT IS GETTING CRAZY AND CRAZY AND TODAY IS JUST ABSURD. 145 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:38,411 IT'S A LEVEL OF ABSURDITY AND LIKE EVERYONE, I WAS WATCHING 146 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,705 SAYING-- THINGS HAPPEN ON THE NEWS. 147 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,790 AND I WAS READING ALONG ON TWITTER. 148 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:48,296 AND WHAT I THOUGHT OF, WAS BECAUSE HERE I AM KIND OF RIDING 149 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,631 OUT THE PANDEMIC WITH MY FIVE CHILDREN. 150 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:54,260 I WAS THINKING HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MY KIDS. 151 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:57,096 OR HOW IS HISTORY GOING TO EXPLAIN IT. 152 00:09:57,096 --> 00:10:01,559 SO MANY PEOPLE WERE DOING SUCH AMAZING COMEN TEAR STUFF ON 153 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:02,685 TWITTER. 154 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:07,732 SO I JUST DECIDED TO, I TALKED ABOUT IT FROM A HISTORICAL 155 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:11,819 PERSPECTIVE, KIND OF LIKE YOU KNOW IN MY MIND, WE'VE ALL 156 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:16,741 WALKED THIS SLOW BUILD OF THIS CHAOS, YOU KNOW, AND SO WHAT 157 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:20,620 CAME TO MIND WAS THIS IDEA. 158 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:24,665 AND THEN THE TRUMP SUPPORTERS STORMED THE CAPITOL BUILDING, 159 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:28,502 AND THE REPUBLICANS STILL DID NOTHING. 160 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:29,795 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 161 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,964 IT'S JUST THIS WEIRD THING. 162 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:38,637 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT, EVEN WHEN YOU DID MAYBE I'M 163 00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:41,807 AMAZED, I MEAN THATS WITH A LIFETIME AGO, YOU KNOW WHAT I 164 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:42,391 MEAN. 165 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:44,977 >> IT WAS A DECADE AGO. 166 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:52,318 YOU ARE RIGHT, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY 167 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,529 INSTANCES OVER THE PAST, CERTAINLY 12 MONTHS. 168 00:10:55,529 --> 00:11:01,202 ACTUALLY FOUR YEARS, REALLY, WHERE I'VE HAD THE FEELING OR I 169 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,788 HAVE HAD THE CONVERSATION WITH MY LIFE, HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS 170 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,165 TO THE KIDS. 171 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,501 BECAUSE THEY'LL SEE SOMETHING GOING ON. 172 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,045 AND I THINK THAT'S QUITE AN INTERESTING WAY TO DO IT REALLY 173 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:16,634 IS TO THINK ABOUT IT AS BEING IN THE PAST. 174 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:21,097 AND THEN THIS HAPPENS, DO YOU KNOW, WHICH IS HOW YOU EXPLAIN 175 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:27,019 TERRIBLE ATROCITIES THROUGHOUT HISTORY TO CHILDREN. 176 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,312 AND. 177 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:30,815 >> YEAH, SO I DID, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO READ THESE, IT 178 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:35,361 IS FUNNY BECAUSE I WAS, YOU KNOW, BEFORE THIS I HAD DINNER 179 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,822 WITH MY KIDS AND I ENDED UP READING THEM TO THEM. 180 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:41,575 BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY, WE'RE ALL KIND OF GOING THROUGH THIS. 181 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:49,708 AND WHATEVER -- HOWEVER WE DIGEST THIS OR THE LEVEL OF CAR 182 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:55,381 THAR SIS WE CAN GRASP ON TO IS WHAT WE ARE HOLDING ON TO. 183 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,843 AND THEN THE TRUMP SUPPORTERS STORMED THE CAPITOL AND THE 184 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,178 REPUBLICAN PARTY STILL DID NOTHING. 185 00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:05,516 AND THEN SOMEONE COMMENTED THEN WHAT HAPPENED, DADDY. 186 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:09,895 THIS GUY JOE REYNOLDS, THEN WHAT HAPPENS, AND SO THEN I JUST KIND 187 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,064 OF PLAYED OFF IT. 188 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:18,988 THEN WHAT HAPPENED, DADDY, WELL, THEN TRAITORRIST COWARDLY 189 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:23,576 REPUBLICAN PRAISED THAT PEOPLE WOULD FORGET ABOUT THEIR 190 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,454 SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, DADDY, DID PEOPLE FORGET THAT REPUBLICANS 191 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,414 CAVED TO EVERYTHING TRUMP WANTED? 192 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,876 OUT OF FEAR OF FACING A PRIMARY CHALLENGE? 193 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:36,422 WELL, SON, THAT IS WHY WE TELL THIS STORY. 194 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:40,092 SO PEOPLE KNOW THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WAS REBRANDED. 195 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,802 THEY HAVE TO BE. 196 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,721 DADDY, WHAT IS REBRANDED. 197 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,890 >> IT IS WHEN A PRODUCT OR IN THIS CASE A POLITICAL PARTY IS 198 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:51,061 SO TOXIC THAT THEY MUST HIDE WHO THEY ARE. 199 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:55,065 WOW, THOSE REPUBLICANS WERE COWARDLY, DADDY. 200 00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:58,068 >> YES, SON, THEY WERE, AND THEY STILL ARE, BUT THEY WERE ALSO 201 00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:02,948 WILDLY AMBITIOUS, TED CRUZ, MARCO RUBIO AND JOSH HAWLEY ALL 202 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:06,952 KNEW BETTER, BUT THEY WERE CONSUMED WITH AMBITION. 203 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:10,581 AND AMBITION FOR WHAT, DADDY, TO BE PRESIDENT. 204 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,958 THAT'S RIGHT, SON, THEY WANTED TO TAKE OVER THE REPUBLICAN 205 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,127 PARTY WHEN TRUMP WENT TO JAIL. 206 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:21,425 OR THEY WANTED TO BE A BIG JOB ON FOX NEWS. 207 00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:25,429 >> DADDY, WHAT WAS FOX NEWS, WAS THAT A NETWORK. 208 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:29,808 >> WELL, FOX NEWS WAS THE PROPAGANDA ARM OF THE REPUBLICAN 209 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:33,103 PARTY FILLED WITH CRAZY MEN AND MOSTLY BLOND WOMEN. 210 00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:36,941 >> DADDY S THAT WHY PEOPLE MAKE DUMB BLOND JOKES. 211 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:42,029 >> HA HA HA, NOT ALL BLOBDS ARE. 212 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,072 >> I USED TO HAVE BLOND HAIR. 213 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,949 >> YOU HAD HAIR WHEN TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT. 214 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:48,536 >> A LITTLES WITH AND IT GOES ON AND ON. 215 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:54,708 AND IT'S JUST, IT WAS SOMETHING THAT WAS CATH ARTHIC TO KIND OF 216 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:59,380 DIGEST THIS CHAOS BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE KNOWN ALL THESE-- IT IS SO 217 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:06,053 WEIRD TO WITNESS THIS, AND SEE IT HAPPEN AND SEE THESE PEOPLE 218 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:12,226 THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO KEEP HIM IN CHECK NOT DO IT OUT OF WHAT I 219 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,186 BELIEVE IS FEAR. 220 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:20,067 AND IT IS JUST, IN THE END YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME PRINCIPLES. 221 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,486 >> James: WHAT IS STRANGE, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT KIND 222 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:28,701 OF IN THE SORT OF MAYBE MONTH LEADING UP TO THE ELECTION, I 223 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,036 FIND MYSELF HAVING CONVERSATIONS WITH PEOPLE AND THEY SAY THINGS 224 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,372 LIKE IT'S GOING TO GET REALLY UGLY. 225 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,874 YOU WATCH, IT'S GOING TO GET REALLY UGLY. 226 00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:38,877 THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME REAL CIVIL UNREST. 227 00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:41,046 AND THEN THE ELECTION HAPPENED AND OBVIOUSLY IT TOOK LONGER 228 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:44,758 THAN PERHAPS PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO. 229 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:49,054 AND BY THE SUNDAY WHEN BIDEN WAS ANNOUNCED, IS IT GOING TO, IT 230 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,222 SORT OF DIDN'T. 231 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:54,935 AND THEN NOW WITH THE RUNOFF IN GEORGIA, SEEING WHAT HAS 232 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:59,773 HAPPENED TODAY, PART OF ME FEELS LIKE, WELL, WHO COULD HAVE 233 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:02,568 PREDICTED THIS, OH, THAT'S RIGHT, EVERYONE. 234 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:08,949 LIKE WE KNEW THAT IT WAS-- IT WAS COMING AT SOME POINT. 235 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:13,704 IT WOULD JUST SORT OF BUBBLE UP IN THAT WAY, YOU KNOW. 236 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:18,208 >> WELL, I THINK IT'S INCREDIBLE BECAUSE I'M NOT A POLITICIAN, I 237 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:22,087 USED TO DO STANDUP COMEDY, I WOULD LIKE TO RETURN TO IT 238 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,839 EVENTUALLY ONE DAY, I LIKE TO ACT. 239 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:28,594 BUT THE THING IS, THE REASON I'M NOT A POLITICIAN IS BECAUSE I AM 240 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,637 A COWARD. 241 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:33,098 THE REASON I RESPECT THE MILITARY IS BECAUSE OF THEIR 242 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,308 BRAVERY. 243 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:39,229 AND THE POLITICIANS ARE SUPPOSED TO STAND UP FOR THE PRINCIPLES 244 00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:42,232 THAT THEY BELIEVE IN. 245 00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:45,944 THEY WANTED TO SERVE THE GREATER GOOD. 246 00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:50,282 AND SO I AM NOT SAYING THAT POLITICIANS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE 247 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:53,577 PERFECT BUT LIKE AT LEAST DO SOME OF IT. 248 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,997 YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE I UNDERSTAND THAT THESE PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO 249 00:15:56,997 --> 00:16:01,335 BE PRIMARIED OR THEY WANT TO BE ABLE TO GO TO THEIR COUNTRY CLUB 250 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,253 AND NOT BE HARASSED. 251 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:06,131 BUT LIKE YOU GOT TO DO YOUR JOSH. 252 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,008 YOU GOT TO DO YOUR JOB. 253 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,135 IT'S LIKE ALL THESE PEOPLE THAT ARE PROTESTING, I DON'T 254 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,304 NECESSARILY BLAME THEM. 255 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:20,062 I BLAME THE INABILITY OF PEOPLE JUST TO STAND UP TO WHAT WE KNOW 256 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,648 IS A BULLY. 257 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:26,151 AND IT IS WEIRD, AS A PARENT AND BEING TRAPPED WITH MY FAMILY FOR 258 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:31,323 TEN MONTHS, IT ONLY HEIGHTENS THE RESPONSIBILITY. 259 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,784 IT'S LIKE OUR KIDS ARE WATCHING. 260 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:38,872 IT'S LIKE, IT'S NOT AS IF HISTORY IS NOT GOING TO REVEAL 261 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:44,169 THAT TRUMP WAS WILDLY CORRUPT, THAT THESE REPUBLICANS THAT 262 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:48,465 WHATEVER, THAT MITCH MCCONNELL SPEECH WAS THE RIGHT THING TO 263 00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:53,512 DO, THAT IT WAS RIGHT FOR ROMNEY TO STAND UP AND SAY WHAT HE SAID 264 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,180 IT IS LIKE HISTORY IS GOING TO SHOW THIS. 265 00:16:55,180 --> 00:17:00,561 SO ARE YOU DOING IT SO YOU CAN ENJOY YOUR APPETIZER AT A 266 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,437 COUNTRY CLUB? 267 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:04,022 IT IS LIKE HOW SHORT SIGHTED CAN YOU BE. 268 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:06,316 ANYWAY, THAT IS WHY I AM RUNNING FOR SENATOR. 269 00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:07,025 NO, I'M NOT. 270 00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:08,360 I DON'T WANT TO BE A POLITICIAN. 271 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,989 IT IS WEIRD BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU AND I, NOT ONLY ARE WE, YOU 272 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:18,871 KNOW, WE'RE KIND OF LIKE YOUR BRITISH VERSION OF ME AND-- 273 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:24,334 THERE IS PART OF ME THAT I FEEL THERE IS A CERTAIN, I DON'T 274 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:28,213 WANT TO YOU KNOW LIKE-- I LIKE OBSERVING POLITICS. 275 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,257 I DON'T WANT TO BE INVOLVED. 276 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:37,681 I AM A FAN OF DEMOCRACY, I'M A FAN OF PEOPLE THAT SERVE, 277 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:40,559 PEOPLE, THE MILITARY, THESE POLITICAL LEADERS THAT GIVE 278 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,311 THEIR LIVES TO SERVE THEIR COMMUNITY. 279 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,772 I HAVE RESPECT FOR THAT BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 280 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,399 I WANT THE NEWS TO BE BORING AGAIN. 281 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:50,903 AND IT IS ALMOST AS IF, AND I'M SPEAKING TO YOU, IT IS LIKE WE 282 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,237 KEEP GETTING DRAGGED INTO THIS. 283 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:56,909 STAND NOT KIND OF IN MY PERSONALITY,. 284 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,577 >> James: NOT IN ANYWAY. 285 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,079 THAT IS HOW I FEEL ALL THE TIME. 286 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:07,544 I MEAN LOOK, WE'RE DOING THIS SHOW IN MY GARAGE BECAUSE OF AN 287 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:12,382 ABSOLUTE LACK OF LEADERSHIP AND CLEAR MESSAGING, THAT IS WHAT IT 288 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:12,716 IS DOWN TO. 289 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:13,926 ALL OF IT. 290 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,595 YOU WOULD THINK, YOU WOULD THINK THAT, IT WAS INTERESTING YOU 291 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:20,390 SAYING THAT, ABOUT THE MITCH MCCONNELL, THE RUBIO, THE TED 292 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:21,642 CRUZS. 293 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:26,438 YOU WOULD THINK THAT THEY WOULD LOOK AT, YOU KNOW, SOMEONE LIKE 294 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,941 STACEY ABRAMS AND WHAT SHE HAS MANAGED TO DO. 295 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:34,154 AND THE VOLUME OF SUSPECT THAT IS COMING HER WAY AND RIGHTLY 296 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,364 SO. 297 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,407 AND SHOULD CONTINUE TO DO SO BECAUSE OF DECADES FOR WHAT SHE 298 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:43,330 HAS DONE FOR, YOU KNOW, ON THE GROUND, GROUND ROOTS POLITICS. 299 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:47,918 YOU WOULD THINK IN A WAY THEY WOULD LOOK AND GO OH, I 300 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:51,505 SHOULD-- I SHOULD BE MORE LIKE THAT, THAT-- I SHOULD HAVE-- I 301 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:57,636 SHOULD STAND FOR SOMETHING. 302 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,887 >> RIGHT? 303 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:05,144 IT'S-- FOR ME IT'S JUST MADNESS BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE THE 74 304 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,146 MILLION PEOPLE THAT VOTED FOR TRUMP, I DON'T THINK THEY WANTED 305 00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:09,106 THIS. 306 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,024 THEY DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE STORMING THE CAPITOL. 307 00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:15,946 BUT THEY WERE PRESENTED WITH A DECISION AND THEY CHOSE WHAT 308 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:19,366 THEY THOUGHT WAS THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS. 309 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,159 I DISAGREE COMPLETELY. 310 00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:26,039 BUT IT'S JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, IT BOTHERS ME, IT KIND OF LIKE, 311 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:28,959 DURING THIS PANDEMIC I HAVE HAD TO BECOME THIS MORNING PERSON 312 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,127 WHERE I HAVE TO WAKE EVERYONE UP. 313 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:33,630 I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT BUT THAT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY AS A 314 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:34,882 PARENT. 315 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:39,511 AND THE FACT THAT LIKE YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT THIS, USE MY SOCIAL 316 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:43,515 MEDIA TO KIND OF TAKE THESE SWIPES AT THESE COWARDS. 317 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,809 I WANT TO DO FOOD JOKES. 318 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:48,854 I WANT TO, YOU KNOW, TALK ABOUT BEING LAZY. 319 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:54,526 I WANT TO ROMANT SIZE THE DORM ANSI OF WHAT I ASPIRE TO. 320 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:58,864 BUT IF NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO DO IT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, 321 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,032 IT'S STRANGE. 322 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:04,077 YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE PANDEMIC HAS CHANGED ME COMPLETELY. 323 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:08,332 I AM SOMEBODY WHO RAILS AGAINST VEGETABLES AND THEN DURING THE 324 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:11,209 PANDEMIC I GREW A GARDEN. 325 00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:15,339 I AM SOMEBODY WHO CRITICIZED AND MADE FUN OF HIKING BUT DURING 326 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:20,886 THE PANDEMIC IT IS THE MOST SAFE FORM OF EXERCISE OUTSIDE YOU CAN 327 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:21,637 DO. 328 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,221 AND YOU CAN DO IT WITH YOUR KIDS. 329 00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:27,601 AND YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE I DID FIVE MINUTES ON WINTER 330 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:31,230 ACTIVITIES AND HOW RIDICULOUS THEY ARE AND MADE FUN OF 331 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,232 CANADIANS FOR HAVING OUTDOOR FESTIVALS. 332 00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:38,779 AND YOU KNOW, IN EARLY DECEMBER I BOUGHT A PAIR OF CROSS COUNTRY 333 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:43,617 SKIS BECAUSE I AM ESSENTIALLY, I'M DISMANTLING MY WHOLE ACT. 334 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:48,205 >> James: HANG ON, WHY WOULD YOU BUY CROSS COUNTRY SKIS. 335 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:54,336 >> BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN WAITING OUT THIS PANDEMIC WITH MY 336 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,504 FAMILY. 337 00:20:55,504 --> 00:21:01,468 AND TO GET OUT AND TO HAVE SOME KIND OF, SOME TIME ALONE. 338 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,262 IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT IT IS STRANGE. 339 00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:06,515 AND THERE IS SOMETHING PEACEFUL ABOUT IT, HAVE I ONLY DONE IT 340 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,391 TWICE. 341 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,769 I DID IT AS A TEENAGER AND DES PIESED IT. 342 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,981 BUT LIKE I DON'T KNOW, THIS IS, LIKE IF THIS PANDEMIC GOES ON 343 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:17,275 FOR ANOTHER THREE MONTHS I WILL PROBABLY BE A VEGETARIAN. 344 00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:19,111 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. 345 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,614 >> James: BUT THE CROSS COUNTRY SKIING MAKES NO SENSE TO 346 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:23,573 ME. 347 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,325 BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE IT'S SLOWER THAN WALKING. 348 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:29,997 I FEEL LIKE THE SKIS DOWN HILL I UNDERSTAND. 349 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:33,500 SOMEONE AT ONE POINT WENT WE NEED TO GET DOWN THERE FAST. 350 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:37,295 >> WELL, IF WE SLIDE DOWN ON THESE IT WILL BE FASTER. 351 00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:44,428 BUT KRS COUNTRY SKIS IT JUST SEEMS TO ME TO JUST BE GOING-- , 352 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:45,679 IS EXHAUSTING. 353 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:53,311 >> IT IS THE ELLIPTICAL T IS THE NORDIC TRACK, THAT IS WHAT CROSS 354 00:21:53,311 --> 00:21:56,690 COUNTRY SKIING IS, BUT THERE IS SOMETHING KIND OF PEACEFUL AND 355 00:21:56,690 --> 00:22:02,446 YOU KNOW, DURING THE PANDEMIC, YOU KNOW, I NORMALLY TRAVEL 356 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:03,655 CONSTANTLY. 357 00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:06,992 I'M NORMALLY GOING OUT TO DINNER AFTER A SHOW, THAT IS MY BIG 358 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,119 REWARD, EATING 10,000 CALORIES. 359 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:12,497 AND SO I HAVE BEEN KIND OF HEALTHY. 360 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:16,668 AND SO CROSS COUNTRY SKIING IS A GREAT FORM OF EXERCISE. 361 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:22,174 OF COURSE THE SNOW ALL MELTED SO YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T HAD THAT 362 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:25,469 MUCH OPPORTUNITY FOR IT BUT IT IS A GOOD FORM OF EXERCISE TOO. 363 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:29,222 BUT I'M LOSING MY MIND. 364 00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:32,476 >> James: IT GETS YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE, BECAUSE YOU LIKE I, I 365 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:35,687 HAVE THREE CHILDREN, YOU HAVE FIVE CHILDREN, HOW IS THAT WITH 366 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,230 THE ONLINE SCHOOLING? 367 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:41,234 HOW IS THAT GOING IN YOUR HOUSE. 368 00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:43,820 >> WE'RE DONE WITH CHRISTMAS BREAK. 369 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:48,033 AND WE'RE DOING DISTANCE LEARNING BECAUSE WE WANTED IT TO 370 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,534 BE AS HARD AS POSSIBLE. 371 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:52,245 AND ALSO MY WIFE IS HIGH RISK. 372 00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:57,542 AND AS SHE DESCRIBES IT, I'M A FAT OLD GUY, SO I AM HIGH RISK 373 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:58,627 TOO. 374 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:05,592 AND SO IT IS SO ABSURD, LIKE WHEN WE-- WAS HAPPENING I 375 00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:09,805 REMEMBER BACK THE PREVIOUS YEARS WHERE IT WAS LAKE ARE THE KIDS 376 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,556 GOING TO MAKE IT UP TO MIDNIGHT. 377 00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:16,520 AND MY KIDS DON'T GO TO BED UNTIL LIKE 1 IN THE MORNING. 378 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,021 I'M TALKING ABOUT MY EIGHT YEAR OLD. 379 00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:22,025 AND THIS IS ME TRYING TO GET HIM TO SLEEP BECAUSE MY OLDEST IS 16 380 00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:23,527 AND MY YOUNGEST IS EIGHT. 381 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:28,573 SO THEY ALL ERR ON THE OLDEST WORK HABIT. 382 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:30,742 THEY ARE TOTAL NIGHT PEOPLE. 383 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:33,578 SO NOW WE'RE GOING BACK INTO DISTANCE LEARNING, SO IT IS LIKE 384 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:36,248 GET OUT OF YOUR BED. 385 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:41,962 SIT IN THE CHAIR AND TRY AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S A HARD THING TO 386 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,922 ASK ANY 15 YEAR OLD TO DO. 387 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:46,258 BUT I DON'T KNOW, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO. 388 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:50,262 YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST GROUNDHOG DAY OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 389 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:56,226 >> James: THE 15 YEAR OLD, THE PARENTS OF 15 YEAR OLD, 15 TO 390 00:23:56,226 --> 00:24:00,647 SORT OF-- 14 DO 17, 18 ARE THE PARENTS THAT I FELT MOST FOR IN 391 00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:06,570 ALL OF THIS, BECAUSE OUR KIDS ARE 9, 6 AND 3 WHICH IS I WHICH 392 00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:09,072 I THINK, WE'RE JUST OKAY. 393 00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:11,575 BUT THE NOTION OF BEING 16 AND APPROXIMATING TOLD YOU JUST HAVE 394 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:16,955 TO STAY IN THE HOUSE WITH YOUR PARENTS, IF I THINK BACK, I 395 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,915 WOULD DO ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. 396 00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:22,669 I WOULD SIT ON A WALL OUTSIDE A SHOP WITH MY FRIENDS DOING 397 00:24:22,669 --> 00:24:25,672 NOTHING JUST TO BE SOMEWHERE ELSE. 398 00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:27,340 HOW HAS THAT BEEN? 399 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:29,593 HAS THAT BEEN-- . 400 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:33,471 >> IT IS REALLY, YOU KNOW, IT IS A SACRIFICE. 401 00:24:33,471 --> 00:24:36,558 I MEAN WE ARE ALL ABOUT, IT IS A BALANCING ACT. 402 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:40,979 PAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT THEM, YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO SPEND, LIKE 403 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:45,567 PRIOR TO THE PANDEMIC YOU DIDN'T WANT THEM TO SPEND ALL THIS TIME 404 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:46,693 JUST ONLINE. 405 00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:51,031 BUT NOW THAT IS HOW THEY SOCIALIZE AND THAT IS THE SAFEST 406 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,324 WAY TO SOCIALIZE. 407 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:56,494 AND SO THERE IS SOME OF THAT, PU THEN THERE IS ALSO, AND IF THEY 408 00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:58,830 ARE GETTING THE GRADES HOW CAN YOU STOP THEM. 409 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:01,625 YOU KNOW, YOU WANT THEM TO HAVE SOME MENTAL STABILITY. 410 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:05,503 SO MY 15, MY 16 YEAR OLD IS LIKE A SAINT. 411 00:25:05,503 --> 00:25:06,463 SHE'S PERFECT. 412 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:10,467 MY 15 YEAR OLD SON HAS THE NEW PS5. 413 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:14,679 SO HE SHOULD BE GOOD TILL LIKE MARCH MAYBE. 414 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:18,141 BUT THEN I DON'T KNOW. 415 00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:24,689 IT IS AMAZING ANYONE, ANY RELATIONSHIP IS SURVIVING THE 416 00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:25,941 PANDEMIC. 417 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:28,193 PRIOR TO THE PANDEMIC WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT A COUPLE BREAKING UP, 418 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,028 YOU WOULD BE LIKE THAT'S SO SAD. 419 00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:33,907 AND NOW YOU HEAR ABOUT PEOPLE BREAKING UP AND YOU ARE LIKE OF 420 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:35,700 COURSE, OF COURSE THEY BROKE UP. 421 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:38,828 THEY'RE DEALING WITH THE PANDEMIC, WHAT ELSE WOULD 422 00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:39,871 HAPPEN? 423 00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:42,832 NO ONE WANTS TO SPEND THIS MUCH TIME WITH ANYONE. 424 00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:46,419 >> James: BUT YOU MANAGE, YOU SHOT A MOVIE DURING LOCKDOWN, 425 00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:50,715 YOU SHOT THE FILM LINOLEUM WHICH I'M REALLY EXCITED TO SEE, IT 426 00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:54,052 COMES OUT LATER THIS YEAR WHAT IS IT ABOUT, WHO DO YOU PLAY IN 427 00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:54,928 THIS MOVIE? 428 00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:57,555 >> IT WAS AN AMAZING OPPORTUNITY. 429 00:25:57,555 --> 00:26:05,230 ST A REALLY, FIRST OF ALL I GOT TO WORK WITH RAY SEE MORE AND 430 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:10,485 HE'S AMAZING, THERE ARE A GREAT BUNCH OF GREAT ACTORS BUT I PLAY 431 00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:14,281 THIS GUY WHO IS SOMEONE WHO ALWAYS ASPIRED TO BE AN 432 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:23,248 ASTRONAUT AND HE HAS HIS CHILDREN'S SCIENCE SHOW AND HE 433 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:28,712 ESSENTIALLY LOSES HIS JOB ON THIS KID'S SCIENCE SHOW TO THIS 434 00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:34,551 GUY WHO WAS AN ASTRONAUT WHO LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE HIM SO I GET 435 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:40,432 TO PLAY BOTH PARTS AND THEN THAT GUY HAS, HE ACTUALLY HAS A 436 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:44,477 ROCKET LAND IN HIS BACKYARD, OUR MAIN CHARACTER, SO HE DECIDES TO 437 00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:49,774 BUILD HIS ON OWN ROCKET T IS ABSURD BUT IT WAS SO FUN TO 438 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:50,734 WORK. 439 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,403 BUT IT WAS WEIRD BECAUSE EVERYONE HAD MASKS. 440 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:57,907 I'M SURE THAT, YOU KNOW, THESE SAFETY PROTOCOLS THAT ARE VERY 441 00:26:57,907 --> 00:27:00,910 KIND OF THOROUGH WITH WHERE EVERY COUPLE OF DAYS YOU ARE 442 00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:02,120 TESTED. 443 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:06,124 BUT NONE OF THE PERFORMERS, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU WERE ACTING YOU 444 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:10,462 DIDN'T HAVE TO WEAR A MASK BUT OTHERWISE EVERYONE WAS TOTALLY 445 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:11,588 MASKED. 446 00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:13,798 SO IT WAS A LITTLE BIT LIKE ACTING, LIKE IT WAS LIKE THE 447 00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:19,387 ENTIRE CREW WHAT WAS IN A BERKA SO YOU DIDN'T KNOW IF PEOPLE 448 00:27:19,387 --> 00:27:21,431 WERE HAPPY OR SAD WITH YOU. 449 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:25,352 IT WAS INCREDIBLY EFFICIENT BECAUSE EVERYONE FOCUSED ON 450 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:26,978 THEIR JOB. 451 00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:29,814 THERE WASN'T EVEN KIND OF-- IT WAS STRANGE. 452 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:33,860 >> James: I DON'T ACTUALLY MIND, I DON'T MIND THE MASK IF 453 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,111 I'M HONEST. 454 00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:39,783 I TELL YOU WHY I LIKE THE MASK BECAUSE YOU CAN STIEF EL A YAWN. 455 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:43,495 YOU CAN JUST, LIKE THAT IS MY WORST PART OF IF I DAY IS IF I 456 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:47,457 AM TALKING TO SOMEONE, THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT THEY ARE 457 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:50,126 SAYING, THEY COULD BE FASCINATING BUT I FIND MYSELF 458 00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:52,337 DOING THAT SORT OF-- THE YAWN. 459 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:57,342 NOW WITH THE MASK ON, I AM FREELY YAWNING BUT STILL WHRIS 460 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:58,885 ENING, NO ONE IS OFFENDED. 461 00:27:58,885 --> 00:27:59,844 I DON'T MIND IT. 462 00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:01,012 ARE YOU OKAY WITH THE MASK? 463 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:07,894 >> MY PROBLEM WITH MASKS ARE THAT I HAVE A HUGE HEAD THAT IS 464 00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:11,815 NOT MASK FRIENDLY. 465 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:16,945 SO IT IS VERY-- LIKE THIS IS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE THIS IS, 466 00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:18,321 LIKE 3XL. 467 00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:20,532 AND THIS BARELY COVERS IT. 468 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:25,537 I USUALLY, MOST MASKS MY BEARD IS DOWN LEER AND IT IS ALWAYS 469 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,038 KIND OF COMING BACK. 470 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:30,834 BECAUSE WHEN I WAS, YOU KNOW, I PLAYED AMERICAN FOOTBALL IN 471 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:33,002 MIDDLE SCHOOL AND HIGH SCHOOL AND IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, THEY HAD 472 00:28:33,002 --> 00:28:37,757 TO GO TO THE HIGH SCHOOL TO GET ME A HELMET THAT FIT BECAUSE MY 473 00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:42,011 HEAD WAS SO BIG. 474 00:28:42,011 --> 00:28:45,223 METAPHORICALLY AND ACTUALLY. 475 00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:51,688 SO IT WAS-- IT'S JUST A GLAMOROUS EXPERIENCE WITH THIS 476 00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:52,897 HUGE HEAD. 477 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:59,779 YOU KNOW, LIKE EVEN KNIT CAPS LIKE WHEN YOU GET A RAV PARTY 478 00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:04,242 THEY WILL GIVE YOU A KNIT CAP, MINE DOESN'T FIT OR THE BEANIE 479 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:08,913 THAT SAGS IN THE BACK, MINE NEVER SAGGED BECAUSE IT COULD 480 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:10,957 BARELY REACH OVER, IT'S VERY SAD. 481 00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:13,918 >> James: WELL, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL HEAD, AND WE'RE SO 482 00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:17,213 THRILLED THAT IT IS HERE ON THE SHOW. 483 00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:19,924 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY, MORE WITH JIM GAFFIGAN WHEN WE COME 484 00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:26,473 BACK. 485 00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:27,015 ♪ MAGIC IS ALL AROUND US. 486 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:29,601 ♪ CAN'T YOU FEEL IT. 487 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:30,643 ♪ SOMETHING GREAT. 488 00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:51,039 ♪ YOU CAN FEEL THE OWL LOOKING AT YOU, 180 DEGREE SWIVEL. 489 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,040 ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK. 490 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,208 WE'RE BACK WITH JIM GAFFIGAN. 491 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,375 NOW, JIM, WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS THING ON THE SHOW CALLED 492 00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:57,128 "LATE LATE SHOW AND TELL," WHERE WE ASK OUR GUESTS TO SHARE 493 00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:57,962 THINGS WITH US FROM THEIR HOME THAT WE MAY OTHERWISE NEVER GET 494 00:29:57,962 --> 00:30:00,006 TO SEE. 495 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:03,009 DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH US THIS EVENING? 496 00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:10,016 I DO, I HAVE SOMETHING THAT WAS MY CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM SANTA. 497 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:14,979 YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF GIFTS BECAUSE MY CHILDREN DON'T 498 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:16,105 GET MY GIFTS. 499 00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:19,317 THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE AN EFFORT TO GET ME GIFTS. 500 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:22,654 I THINK HEN I WAS A KID I WOULD BE LIKE I WANT TO GET PRESENTS 501 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:25,323 BUT MY KIDS ARE LIKE HE'S NOT GETTING ANYTHING. 502 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:30,995 BUT THIS IS MY PRIZED POSSESSION OF THIS CHRISTMAS. 503 00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:34,832 I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 504 00:30:34,832 --> 00:30:38,002 IT IS, THIS IS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? 505 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:43,007 >> James: YEAH, THAT IS, YOU PUT A CAKE IN IT. 506 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:48,388 >> I PUT CHEESE IN IT, I I ALWAYS, MY WIFE IS FROM 507 00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:51,349 WISCONSIN AND WHEN WE WOULD GO THERE, SOMETIMES I WOULD GO OVER 508 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:54,185 TO SOMEONE'S HOUSE AND THEY WOULD VUS HAVE CHEESE SITTING 509 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:56,020 OUT THERE BECAUSE THEY EAT CHEESE CONSTANTLY. 510 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,523 AND I ALWAYS WANTED ONE. 511 00:30:58,523 --> 00:30:59,691 SO I AM LOSING MY MIND. 512 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:03,570 THIS IS WHAT I WANTED AND-- . 513 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:06,364 >> James: YOU GOT T GOOD FOR YOU. 514 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:07,490 GOOD FOR YOU. 515 00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:09,701 I'M THRILLED. 516 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:12,996 REG IMLEE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUEST THIS 517 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:14,122 EVENING? 518 00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:19,919 >> Reggie: I DO, TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO LET'S MAKE IT 519 00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:28,219 FOR JIM GAFFIGAN. 520 00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:32,056 OKAY, SO IF IT'S LATE AT NIGHT AND YOU FEEL LIKE HAVING A 521 00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:36,185 SNACK, EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT THINK MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE A 522 00:31:36,185 --> 00:31:42,275 SNACK, WHAT KIND OF A SNACK IS THAT SNACK USUALLY? 523 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:43,067 >> James: GOOD QUESTION. 524 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:47,196 >> THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION. 525 00:31:47,196 --> 00:31:54,120 I WOULD SAY THAT DURING THE PANDEMIC I, CUZ I JUSTIFY THAT 526 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:58,625 IF I'M NOT EATING BREAD IT'S OKAY. 527 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:03,254 SO I WOULD EAT ANYTHING THAT IS NOT BREAD. 528 00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:09,927 SO BUT MOST LIKELY IT WOULD BE CHEESE, IT WOULD BE CHEESE 529 00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:11,095 BECAUSE I LOVE CHEESE. 530 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:14,140 AND IT WOULD BE, AND WITH THE CHEESE THAN I WOULD NEED THE 531 00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:17,143 FIEK CRACKERS AND WITH THE CHEESE AND CRACKERS I WOULD NEED 532 00:32:17,143 --> 00:32:19,395 A LITTLE WINE. 533 00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:23,149 AND WITH THE WINE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE A GLASS OF SCOTCH. 534 00:32:23,149 --> 00:32:26,152 AND THEN IF I'M GOING TO HAVE SCOTCH I SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE IT 535 00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:29,155 BOURBON, BUT THEN YOU KNOW WHAT IF I'M HAVING A BURGER, I MIGHT 536 00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:33,743 AS WELL HAVE A SUNDAY, BUT NO BREAD, NO BREAD. 537 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:39,165 >> James: WOW, AND THERE, THAT IS 2020, AN EARLY 2021 IN A 538 00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:41,292 NUTSHELL, RIGHT THERE. 539 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:42,960 REGGIE S THAT CORRECT? 540 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,295 >> Reggie: YEAH, DEFINITELY. 541 00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:46,297 >> James: IT'S 100% CORRECT. 542 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:49,634 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE THANK THE ONE, THE ONLY JIM 543 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:52,178 GAFFIGAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH, JIM, WHEN WE COME BACK, SEVEN 544 00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:54,097 TEEN HAVE GOT AN INCREDIBLE PERFORMANCE. 545 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:56,808 YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. 546 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:57,850 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. 547 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:25,211 EYE TOMORROW NIGHT MICHAEL SHEEN 548 00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:27,213 WILL BE HERE, AND JOE ELLEN PELLMAN, NEXT WEEK ROB LOWE, 549 00:33:27,213 --> 00:33:31,217 LENIE JAMES, PAUL BET ANY, ANDIE MacDOWELL AND MUSIC FROM 550 00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:36,055 PILLOW QUEENS AND REQUEST DON'T WE. 551 00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:37,265 BUT FIRST, DON'T GO ANYWHERE BECAUSE RIGHT AFTER THIS, THE 552 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:38,182 INCREDIBLY TALENTED SEVENTEEN ARE HERE AND THEY'VE PREPARED 553 00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:42,228 A PERFORMANCE I CANNOT WAIT FOR YOU TO SEE. 554 00:33:42,228 --> 00:33:44,021 COME ON BACK! 555 00:34:09,255 --> 00:34:10,465 ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK! 556 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:13,217 OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE A CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED AND MULTI-PLATINUM 557 00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:14,218 SELLING POWERHOUSE GROUP. 558 00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:15,845 THEIR CHART-TOPPING E.P. 559 00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:19,056 "SEMICOLON" IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW. 560 00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:28,149 HERE PERFORMING "HOME RUN," PLEASE WELCOME SEVENTEEN! 561 00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:45,249 HERE PERFORMING "HOME RUN," PLEASE WELCOME SEVENTEEN! 562 00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:52,590 ♪ (/SINGING IN KOREAN/ ) 563 00:34:52,590 --> 00:35:02,767 S S S ♪ SNOALT. 564 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:09,482 S S S ♪ SNOALT. 565 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:25,289 ♪ S S S 566 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:35,341 (/SINGING IN KOREAN/ ) ♪ 567 00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:43,349 (/SINGING IN KOREAN/ ) ♪ 568 00:37:07,266 --> 00:37:21,530 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 569 00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:32,333 (SINGING IN KOREAN ) ♪ ♪ ♪ 570 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:48,557 (SINGING IN KOREAN ) ♪ ♪ ♪ 571 00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:50,559 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ SEVEN RIGHT HERE. 572 00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:00,611 >> James: AND THANK YOU SEVEN TEEN. 573 00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:03,489 INCREDIBLE PERFORMANCE MUCH WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY. 574 00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:06,283 >> YO, SEVEN TEEN YO SIX TEEN 575 00:38:13,499 --> 00:38:19,505 TOLD YOU WE WOULD BE BACK "LATE, LATE SHOW," COMING BACK WERE 576 00:38:19,505 --> 00:38:23,092 COMMERCIAL BREAK. 577 00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:25,845 SCRZ THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING, TOMORROW NIGHT JO 578 00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:30,850 ELLEN PELLMAN AND MICHAEL SHEEN, WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THEN, I KNOW 579 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:31,434 ITS A LOT. 580 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:32,476 TRY AND GET SOME SLEEP. 581 00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:34,812 WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 582 00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:38,524 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.