1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:07,574 ♪ ARE YOU READY TO HAVE SOME FUN ♪ 2 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:13,780 ♪ IT LOOKS NICE ♪ ♪ WE ONLY REVERT JUST TO ADD 3 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:19,152 SOME SPICE ♪ ♪ "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ♪ 4 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:23,323 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ALL THE WAY FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE 5 00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:29,329 LAKE MICHIGAN, GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE ONLY 6 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:34,801 JAMES CORDEN! 7 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:42,041 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT! 8 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:45,779 THANK YOU, EVERYBODY! 9 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:50,683 HELLO, GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW"! 10 00:00:50,683 --> 00:00:55,722 THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH! 11 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:56,856 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 12 00:00:56,856 --> 00:01:00,727 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO OUR GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW 13 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,362 TONIGHT. 14 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:03,563 SHE IS A HILARIOUS EMMY-NOMINATED ACTRESS AND 15 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:06,933 COMEDIAN YOU KNOW FROM "NAILED IT," "GIRL CODE," AND SO MUCH 16 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:08,101 MORE. 17 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:14,207 WE LOVE IT EVERY TIME SHE COMES ON THE SHOW, NICOLE BYER! 18 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:15,208 IT IS HERE TONIGHT! 19 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:18,645 HEY, NICOLE, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 20 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:20,947 Nicole: I'M FABULOUS, I AM WEARING GREEN, I AM IN MY BANG 21 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:23,950 ERA. 22 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:27,954 James: OUT, THERE WAS A LOT OF TALK BACK IN THE OFFICE, WE 23 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:30,957 WERE LIKE WOW, NICOLE IS IN HER BANG ERA. 24 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:33,393 IT'S LUXURIOUS, ISN'T IT? 25 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:35,829 James: IT IS EXCEPTIONAL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 26 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,964 HERE, WE LOVE YOU! 27 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:40,099 NICOLE BYER. 28 00:01:40,099 --> 00:01:41,734 HE IS AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR AND WRITER 29 00:01:41,734 --> 00:01:43,870 YOU KNOW FROM THE ALL-CONQUERING "TED LASSO." 30 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:47,974 THE ONE, THE ONLY, BRENDAN HUNT! 31 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:48,508 IS HERE TONIGHT! 32 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:52,545 HOW ARE YOU, BRENDAN? 33 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:54,080 Brendan: I AM WELL. 34 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:57,183 James: JUST CAUGHT YOU RELAXING? 35 00:01:57,183 --> 00:02:00,720 Brendan: READING MY BOOK, IT'S NOT A BOOK, I'M SORRY. 36 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,389 James: ARE YOU JUST LAYING IN THE DRESSING ROOM, BUT THERE 37 00:02:03,389 --> 00:02:06,559 IS NO BOOK INSIDE? 38 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:07,927 Brendan: I WAS DISAPPOINTED, I HAVE BEEN LIED 39 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:09,863 TO, YES. 40 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:12,799 James: WE AT THE SHOW REALIZE THERE HAS BEEN A THEFT. 41 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:18,338 WE LOVE YOU, BRENDAN HUNT, EVERYBODY! 42 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:21,674 AND A TREMENDOUS STAND UP COMEDIAN, SO PROUD HE IS MAKING 43 00:02:21,674 --> 00:02:27,213 HIS TELEVISION DEBUT RIGHT HERE WITH US TONIGHT, THE ABSOLUTELY 44 00:02:27,213 --> 00:02:29,716 BRILLIANT ORION LEVINE IS HERE TONIGHT! 45 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:32,285 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HEY, ORION, HOW ARE YOU? 46 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:33,686 Orion: I'M GOOD. 47 00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:41,361 I AM WORKING ON THIS PETITION "ORION LEVINE WITH THE 48 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:44,063 JAMES CORDEN ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW" FROM TUESDAY MARCH 21ST, 49 00:02:44,063 --> 00:02:44,697 JUST A FEW MORE SIGNATURES. 50 00:02:44,697 --> 00:02:47,267 AND THEN WE SHOULD BE GOOD. 51 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:50,103 James: YOUR MOM IS HERE? 52 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:51,104 WHERE IS ORION'S MOM? 53 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:52,505 OH, MY GOD. 54 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:58,878 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 55 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:01,314 KAY SAID SHE IS GOING TO SIGN IT. 56 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:05,285 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, ORION LEVINE, EVERYBODY! 57 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:06,486 ARE YOU READY? 58 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:08,187 Reggie: YES! 59 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:09,923 James: OKAY, THEN I AM JAMES CORDEN, AND THIS, THIS IS 60 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:10,490 "THE LATE LATE SHOW." 61 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,559 ROLL THE TITLE! 62 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:18,831 "THE LATE LATE SHOW," WOO! ♪ ♪ "THE LATE LATE SHOW," OH, OH, 63 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:32,946 "THE LATE LATE SHOW" OH-OH! ♪ ♪ IT'S "THE LATE, LATE SHOW" ♪ 64 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:35,515 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: IT CERTAINLY IS, A 65 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:38,918 GREAT CROWD, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, BLESS YOU, YOU ARE VERY, 66 00:03:38,918 --> 00:03:39,385 VERY SWEET. 67 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:42,689 GOOD SHOW TODAY. 68 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:46,259 BRENDAN HUNT IS HERE, COACH BEARD ON "TED LASSO." 69 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:52,231 DID YOU HAVE ANY MEMORABLE COACHES WHEN YOU WERE IN SCHOOL? 70 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:55,602 Ian: MY FRESHMAN YEAR FOOTBALL COACH WAS THIS DUDE WHO 71 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:58,404 PLAYED, HONESTLY WHEN PEOPLE WORE LEATHER HELMETS. 72 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:01,941 SO HE WOULD GO ON LIKE A LONG RAMBLING STORIES THAT DID NOT GO 73 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:05,378 ANYWHERE PAIRED AND THEN WE WOULD HAVE TO GET HIM BACK ON 74 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:06,713 TRACK. 75 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:07,747 YOU KNOW? 76 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:12,719 James: KIND OF LIKE WORKING FOR PRESIDENT BIDEN. 77 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:13,753 Ian: PRESIDENT BIDEN COMING OUT. 78 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:19,092 [APPLAUSE] James: DID YOU PLAY ANY 79 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,093 SPORTS IN SCHOOL, REG? 80 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:23,262 Reggie: I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT. 81 00:04:23,262 --> 00:04:24,297 [LAUGHTER] YES. 82 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:28,067 James: YOU DID, WHAT DID YOU PLAY? 83 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:30,269 Reggie: I PLAYED FOOTBALL IN JUNIOR HIGH AND HIGH SCHOOL. 84 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:34,874 James: WHERE YOU ANY GOOD, WITH WHAT POSITION? 85 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:38,044 Reggie: JUST ONE OF THE EXPERIENCE TO PLAY HIGH SCHOOL 86 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:42,649 FOOTBALL, BUT I CHOSE, I PLAYED A RIGHT GUARD, BECAUSE THERE WAS 87 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:45,218 DEODORANT AT THE TIME CALLED THE RIGHT GUARD, AND MY JERSEY 88 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:48,454 NUMBER WAS 69. 89 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:51,858 AND YEAH, AND I DID NOT KNOW ANY OF THE PLAYS. 90 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:54,927 SO I WOULD ALWAYS ASK OF THE NOSE GUARD AS WE WERE BRICK TO 91 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:56,929 THE HUDDLE, I WOULD ASK THEM WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO DO. 92 00:04:56,929 --> 00:04:58,865 AND HE HATED IT. 93 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:00,366 James: I BET. 94 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:02,535 YOU ACTUALLY, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS, BUT VERY 95 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:08,207 EARLY IN THE SHOW, BEFORE WE HAD EVEN LAUNCHED, IT HAD ALWAYS 96 00:05:08,207 --> 00:05:11,678 BEEN MY THEORY THAT I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG COUNTRY. 97 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:17,250 AND WHEN I WATCHED "THE BLIND SIDE" I WAS LIKE-- 98 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:21,654 OH, MY GOD, THIS KID IS ME. 99 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:26,459 [LAUGHTER] GOOD AWARENESS, AND I AM LIGHT 100 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:28,761 ON MY TOES, THAT'S ALL THEY KEPT SAYING. 101 00:05:28,761 --> 00:05:31,497 I WAS LIKE, HAD I BEEN. 102 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:35,501 HAD I BEEN BORN IN AMERICA, IT'S ALMOST-- 103 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:40,707 I WOULD'VE BEEN THE NUMBER TWO OR THREE DRAFT PICK. 104 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:44,644 Reggie: I THINK I HAD KNOWN YOU FOR TWO MONTHS AT THIS 105 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:45,745 POINT. 106 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:47,280 James: AND YOU SAID YOU WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO DO IT. 107 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,248 AND I SAID I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW. 108 00:05:49,248 --> 00:05:53,286 AND HE SAID ALL RIGHT AND YOU GOT IN THE STANDS. 109 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:57,023 Reggie: WE WERE RIGHT OUTSIDE OF THE OFFICE KITCHEN ON 110 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,191 CARPET. 111 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,526 James: WE GOT DOWN COMING AND HE JUST POUNDED ME INTO A 112 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:01,094 WALL. 113 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:03,262 AND I WAS LIKE OH, OKAY. 114 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:06,399 YEAH, YOU ARE RIGHT, IT IS NOT BASEBALL. 115 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:11,270 HE REALLY CRUSHED. 116 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:15,475 THERE HE IS, NUMBER 73, BABY. 117 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:18,411 Reggie: ALL BEEF, BABY. 118 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:18,911 100% KOSHER BEEF. 119 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:24,584 THAT'S ALL THAT IS. 120 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:27,453 EVERYBODY-- James: IT WAS GOOD? 121 00:06:27,453 --> 00:06:29,555 Reggie: I WAS GOOD AT FOOTBALL, BUT COULD'VE BEEN A 122 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:32,291 SIGN THAT I DID NOT HAVE A FUTURE, BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE 123 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:36,863 WHEN THEY TOOK THEIR FOOTBALL PICTURES IT WOULD BE LIKE-- 124 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:40,600 THEY WERE VERY SERIOUS, STONED SERIOUS, DEAD SERIOUS, AND THEN 125 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:47,039 I WOULD NAIL DOWN AND I WAS LIKE HEY, ALL RIGHTS! 126 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:50,209 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 127 00:06:50,209 --> 00:06:52,245 James: WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN! 128 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,412 IT IS THAT TIME. 129 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:55,915 IT IS TIME FOR "THE NEWS." 130 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,750 OFFICIALS IN NEW YORK CITY WERE PREPARED TODAY FOR A POSSIBLE 131 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:03,289 INDICTMENT OF DONALD TRUMP AND ANY RESULTING PROTESTS WITH 132 00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:04,857 THIRTY-SIX THOUSAND UNIFORMED POLICE OFFICERS STANDING BY IN 133 00:07:04,857 --> 00:07:06,292 MANHATTAN. 134 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:15,368 YOU CAN BET TRUMP IS READY TO DEFUND THE POLICE NOW. 135 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:20,439 36,000 COPS IN UNIFORM. 136 00:07:20,439 --> 00:07:21,808 36,000 IN UNIFORM. 137 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:24,110 THIS MIGHT SOUND EXTREME, BUT IT'S STANDARD PRACTICE FOR ALL 138 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,778 FORMER PRESIDENTS ABOUT TO BE ARRESTED FOR PAYING HUSH MONEY 139 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:30,049 TO PORN STARS. 140 00:07:30,049 --> 00:07:31,617 [LAUGHTER] THAT'S HISTORICALLY ALWAYS BEEN 141 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:32,385 THE WAY. 142 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:33,586 THENYPD IS PREPARING FOR THE WORST. 143 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,688 MEANWHILE, MELANIA IS AT MAR-A-LAGO LIKE "PLEASE DON'T 144 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:41,761 PUT HIM UNDER HOUSE ARREST, ANYTHING BUT HOUSE ARREST..." 145 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:51,437 [LAUGHTER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 146 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:57,476 I TELL YOU WHAT, I CONSIDER HOUSE ARREST TO BE THE ABSOLUTE 147 00:07:57,476 --> 00:07:59,212 DREAM SCENARIO, ISN'T IT? 148 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:04,383 OH, I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT I AM UNDER HOUSE ARREST. 149 00:08:04,383 --> 00:08:10,823 Ian: TELL ME WHO I HAVE TO MANSLAUGHTER, BECAUSE-- 150 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:12,458 James: MEANWHILE HOUSE REPUBLICANS ARE ON RETREAT IN 151 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:17,930 ORLANDO TO DISCUSS POLICY AND TALK UP THEIR AGENDA. 152 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:19,732 BUT THEY'RE FRUSTRATED, BECAUSE SO FAR, THEY'RE MOSTLY GETTING 153 00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:21,033 PULLED AWAY TO DISCUSS TRUMP. 154 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:26,505 OH, YEAH? 155 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:29,008 NOT FUN, IS IT. 156 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:33,279 HAVING TO CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT DONALD TRUMP. 157 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:39,418 WELCOME TO MY LIFE FOR THE LAST SIX YEARS. 158 00:08:39,418 --> 00:08:42,655 REPUBLICANS ARE ANNOYED THEY HAVE TO FOCUS ON INCONSEQUENTIAL 159 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:45,224 THINGS LIKE THEIR FORMER PRESIDENT BEING CHARGED WITH 160 00:08:45,224 --> 00:08:46,359 CRIMES. 161 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,360 WHEN THEY WANT TO FOCUS ON SERIOUS, IMPORTANT ISSUES LIKE 162 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:58,371 DRAG QUEENS READING IN LIBRARIES. 163 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:04,777 MOVING ON, A NEW STUDY FINDING MARRIAGE CAN LEAD TO WOMEN 164 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:08,414 LIVING LONGER, LEADING TO A GREATER SENSE OF PURPOSE, MORE 165 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:09,615 OPTIMISM. 166 00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:19,125 YOU CAN SEE HUSBANDS EVERYWHERE LIKE, "TO ME SITTING HERE ON 167 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:21,227 THIS COUCH IS THE HEALTHIEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU, 168 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,896 BABE." 169 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,998 MARRIAGE HELPS WOMEN LIVE LONGER, HAPPIER LIVES. 170 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:31,904 UNLESS OF COURSE THE MARRIAGE FALLS INTO THAT SMALL PERCENTAGE 171 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:37,310 THAT END IN AN EPISODE OF "DATELINE." 172 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,544 [LAUGHTER] THEN ANTS... 173 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:42,081 ACCORDING TO THE STUDY, MARRIAGE INCREASES LIFESPAN EVEN IF YOU 174 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,282 END UP GETTING DIVORCED. 175 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:44,884 SO LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN LA, IF YOU GET REMARRIED LIKE FOUR 176 00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:51,724 OR FIVE TIMES, YOU'RE PRACTICALLY IMMORTAL. 177 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:53,926 [LAUGHTER] HAVE YOU NOTICED A HEALTHIER 178 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:57,730 APPROACH TO YOUR LIFE SINCE GETTING MARRIED? 179 00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:00,599 Ian: OH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 180 00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:02,902 James: IT IS NIGHT AND DAY FOR YOU. 181 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:06,272 Ian: I WAS ON A COLLISION COURSE BEFORE. 182 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:10,543 James: YOUR NONHOURS WERE BETWEEN MIDNIGHT AND 3:00. 183 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:15,982 Ian: ALL 6,000 CALORIES OF MY DAY AND THAT-- 184 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:19,652 THIS IS A TANGENT, I AM ON MEDICATION RIGHT NOW, SO IF ANY 185 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:23,356 OF THIS IS WEIRD, I APOLOGIZE, I WENT TO THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY 186 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:24,623 THE OTHER DAY, AND I KNOW IT'S CALIFORNIA STATE, BUT THEY PUT 187 00:10:24,623 --> 00:10:28,561 THE CALORIE COUNT ON THE MENU AT THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY, STOP IT! 188 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:31,564 STOP IT. 189 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,733 James: I AM WITH YOU ON THIS. 190 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:37,470 Ian: STOP THAT. 191 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,439 Ian: IT'S CALLED THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY. 192 00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:41,774 WHAT DO WE THINK WE WERE GETTING WERE GETTING? 193 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:45,678 James: NO ONE IS SITTING DOWN AND GOING, LET'S JUST GRAB 194 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:49,081 A BITE, OH, WE SHOULD LEAVE. 195 00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:52,118 Ian: THERE ARE COMBINATIONS OF FOOD THAT YOU GET AT THE 196 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:56,222 CHEESECAKE FACTORY WITH THE AMOUNT OF CALORIES IS FOUR 197 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:57,857 DIGITS. 198 00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:00,393 MORE CALORIES THAN I MADE IN MONEY A YEAR BEFORE I STARTED 199 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,661 WORKING HERE. 200 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:05,731 James: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW. 201 00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:09,035 Ian: THREE SCIENTISTS IN NEW JERSEY HAD TO MAKE THE 202 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:13,072 CHEMICALS FOR THIS TO TASTE LIKE A CHICKEN FAJITA, SO LEAVE ME 203 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:14,273 ALONE. 204 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:17,676 James: I AGREE, I LIKE THIS THOUGHT. 205 00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:22,648 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND FINALLY, DODGE JUST UNVEILED 206 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:26,085 THE LAST GAS POWERED MUSCLE CAR THEY WILL RELEASE BEFORE THEIR 207 00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:28,754 FACTORIES ARE CONVERTED TO MAKING ELECTRIC VEHICLES. 208 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:31,190 IT'S A 2023 DODGE CHALLENGER THEY'RE CALLING "THE LAST OF THE 209 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:35,961 RUMBLING CARS." 210 00:11:35,961 --> 00:11:38,297 I LOVE HOW DODGE IS ALL SENTIMENTAL ABOUT IT. 211 00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:40,866 LIKE, "HEY, BABE, LET'S POLLUTE THE AIR ONE LAST 212 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:41,901 TIME TOGETHER. 213 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:45,971 WHAT DO YOU SAY?" DODGE IS CONVERTING ENTIRELY TO 214 00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:46,972 ELECTRIC. 215 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:47,807 IT'S HAVING AN IMPACT EVERYWHERE. 216 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:51,277 A NEW SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER COMING OUT. 217 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:52,545 "THE QUIET AND THE RESPONSIBLE." 218 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,080 WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "THE LATE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY! 219 00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:21,941 James: LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT! 220 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:22,942 HE COCREATED AND STARS IN "TED LASSO," PLEASE WELCOME 221 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:23,909 BRENDAN HUNT! 222 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,344 ♪ IT'S BRENDAN HUNT ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 223 00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:36,255 SHE STARS IN "GRAND CREW," NICOLE BYER! 224 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:43,462 ♪ IT'S NICOLE BYER ♪ Nicole: HI! 225 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:47,533 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 226 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:59,278 James: BLESS TO YOU FOR BEING HERE, THANK YOU FOR 227 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:02,882 COMING, WE LOVE IT EVERY TIME YOU ARE HERE ON THE SHOW. 228 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:06,218 BRENDAN, THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME HERE, AND YOU ARE IN A 229 00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:09,688 WHIRLWIND, YESTERDAY YOU AND THE "TED LASSO" CAST WERE AT THE 230 00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:10,923 WHITE HOUSE, HERE YOU ARE WITH PRESIDENT BIDEN AND FIRST LADY 231 00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:12,224 JILL BIDEN, HOW WAS THIS? 232 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:17,029 IT MUST'VE BEEN A BIG DAY? 233 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,598 Brendan: IT WAS A LITTLE ODD, BECAUSE I KNEW WHAT WAS 234 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:22,635 GOING TO BE THE SECOND BIGGEST THING I DO THIS WEEK. 235 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,570 James: I GET THAT A LOT. 236 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,338 Brendan: IT WAS SURREAL AND ABSURD, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT 237 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:27,506 HAPPEN. 238 00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:30,075 WE WERE THERE TO TALK ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH AND DESTIGMATIZE 239 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:32,778 AN ANT IN OUR SOCIETY IN A WORLD, WHICH IS A FINE REASON TO 240 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:35,881 BE THERE. 241 00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:39,051 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] BUT I JUST WAS SPENDING THE 242 00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:43,822 WHOLE DAY LIKE OH, MAN, I FART A LOT. 243 00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:48,594 I DON'T WANT TO DO IT, MY BODY IS A MIRACLE, IT CONTAINS 244 00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:53,532 MULTITUDES, I AM MOSTLY A SILENT FART-E.R., BUT SOMETIMES IT GETS 245 00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:54,767 OUT. 246 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:59,004 AND I MANAGED TO WORK IT OUT, BUT UNFORTUNATELY THERE WAS TIME 247 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:02,641 WHERE THE SECOND GENTLEMAN ARRIVED, AND MY FLY WAS DOWN. 248 00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:03,809 FOR AMERICA. 249 00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:05,411 TO BE TO BE ON THE, FOR AMERICA. 250 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:09,048 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, YOU RECENTLY HAVE BECOME 251 00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:12,618 OBSESSED WITH INSTAGRAM DIYs. 252 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,386 Nicole: YES. 253 00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:16,355 James: HOW FAR HAS IT GONE? 254 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,324 Nicole: IT HAS GONE PRETTY FAR. 255 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:19,992 I PUT MY OWN WALLPAPER. 256 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,160 IT'S BAD. 257 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:24,063 THERE ARE GAPS, BUMPS, BUBBLES, AND I WATCH THESE THINGS. 258 00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:26,465 AND I'M LIKE, I CAN DO THIS. 259 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:27,600 I CAN DO THIS. 260 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:31,971 AND IT'S OH, IT'S BECAUSE I AM AN ACTOR, I AM DELUSIONAL. 261 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:35,274 THERE IS SOME DILUTION TO WALK INTO A ROOM WITH FIVE OTHER 262 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:40,012 PEOPLE WHO LOOK IDENTICAL TO THE YOU AND BE LIKE, I AM THE BEST. 263 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:43,949 I AM TERRIBLE AT IT. 264 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:46,552 I WAS GOING TO PAINT MY GUEST ROOM, AND I HAD THE 265 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,388 BRUSHES AND I WAS LIKE, HOW DO YOU DO THIS? 266 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,089 WHAT DO YOU DUMP THIS END? 267 00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:53,892 HOW DO YOU WASH THE BRUSHES? 268 00:14:53,892 --> 00:14:54,893 I DON'T KNOW. 269 00:14:54,893 --> 00:15:01,600 James: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO WASH THE BRUSHES? 270 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:06,005 Nicole: IN THE KITCHEN SINK, THAT'S WHERE MY FOOD GOES. 271 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:06,972 IN THE BATHROOM? 272 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:08,073 I WASH MY DELICATE FACE. 273 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,242 TAKE THEM OUTSIDE, I CAN'T. 274 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:14,346 James: YOU ARE VERY SUCCESSFUL PERSON, YOU I 275 00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:16,181 THINK-- YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS IF YOU 276 00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:17,082 DON'T WANT TO. 277 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:20,386 A SKILLED PROFESSIONAL WOULD LOVE THE WORK. 278 00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,254 Nicole: BUT IT IS SO MUCH MONEY. 279 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,991 AND I LIKE WATCHING MY BANK ACCOUNT GO UP. 280 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:29,161 James: AND YOUR WALLPAPER FALLS DOWN. 281 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:30,029 BRILLIANT. 282 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:31,897 Nicole: THE UP AND DOWNS THAT I LOVE. 283 00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:35,834 James: WHEN WE ARE TALKING ABOUT JOBS, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 284 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:36,902 THIS. 285 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:39,505 "TED LASSO" WAS YOUR FIRST EVER SERIES REGULAR JOB. 286 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:43,175 AND I HAVE A LIST HERE OF SOME OF YOUR EARLIER CREDITS. 287 00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:49,315 THESE ARE ROLES THAT YOU PLAYED. 288 00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:55,788 "SKETCHY DUDE", "TWEAKER", "SEX ADDICTION GROUP MEMBER", "LEAD 289 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,957 CLOWN", "CREEPY VAN GUY", "MORGUE ATTENDANT" - ANY IDEA 290 00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:04,897 WHY THESE WERE THE PARTS YOU WERE ATTRACTING? 291 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:09,468 Brendan: I MAKE PEOPLE FEEL SAFE, AND I'M LIKE, ME, I AM THE 292 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,569 MORGUE ATTENDANT. 293 00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:14,206 James: YOU COULD BE A CREEPY VAN DUDE, BUT I AM THE 294 00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:20,913 CREEPIEST. 295 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:25,918 YOU'RE SO BUSY, YOU DO AND PROF, YOU HOST FOUR PODCAST, YOU HAVE 296 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:31,557 "NAILED IT" ALL ON TOP OF SPEED, WHAT IS YOUR ADVICE FOR ANYONE 297 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:35,260 TRIED TO GET ON TOP OF TIME MANAGEMENT? 298 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:38,564 Nicole: YOU HAVE TO GET AN ASSISTANT, ONE, CHANGE YOUR 299 00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:42,267 EMAIL ADDRESS TO SOMEONE MORE FAMOUS OLD PEOPLE RESPOND 300 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:42,901 FASTER. 301 00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,070 James: WHO IS YOUR EMAIL? 302 00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:47,773 Nicole: IT'S BEEN WHOOPI GOLDBERG FOR ABOUT A 303 00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:49,875 DECADE. 304 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:53,712 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YEAH, MY ZOOM NAME IS ALSO 305 00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:54,913 WHOOPI GOLDBERG. 306 00:16:54,913 --> 00:17:00,285 WHEN PEOPLE LOG ON, THEY ARE LIKE-- AND IT'S ME AND I'M LIKE 307 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:01,320 SORRY. 308 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,423 James: SO IT IS JUST WHOOPI GOLDBERG AT INSTALL 309 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:05,758 WHATEVER THE PLACES. 310 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,726 IT DOES WHOOPI KNOW ABOUT THIS? 311 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:10,662 Nicole: NOW SHE DOES SPREAD I'M SURE SHE IS AT HOME 312 00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:14,299 WATCHING, LIKE I HOPE THEY TALK ABOUT ME, OH! 313 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:16,468 James: AND IT WAS AVAILABLE. 314 00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:19,838 THERE IS NO NUMBER, NO LIKE WHOOPI GOLDBERG 7? 315 00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:21,140 JUST STRAIGHT UP. 316 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,108 Nicole: I AM THE ONLY ONE. 317 00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:26,545 James: WHICH MEANS AT SOME POINT SOME POINT WHOOPI GOLDBERG 318 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,847 WAS LIKE, WHO HAS TAKEN THAT? 319 00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:36,922 [LAUGHTER] Nicole: SORRY ABOUT IT. 320 00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:39,925 James: AND YOU SPENT YEARS DOING IMPROV, YOU HAVE DONE IT 321 00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,693 ALL OVER THE WORLD. 322 00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:43,829 PARTICULARLY A LOT OF IMPROV IN HOLLAND. 323 00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:48,167 I DID NOT REALIZE THERE WAS A BIG AUDIENCE FOR IMPROV IN THE 324 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:51,770 NETHERLANDS, HOW DID YOU COME ACROSS THIS AND WHAT WAS IT 325 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:52,938 LIKE? 326 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:55,507 Brendan: JUST ENOUGH OF ONE TO FILL A THEATER, BUT IT'S 327 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:59,978 CALLED BLOOM CHICAGO, FOUNDED BY SOME CHICAGOANS WHO HAD TAKEN A 328 00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:03,148 FEW IMPROV CLASSES AND THEN THEY POST A COLLEGE TOUR OF EUROPE, 329 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:06,351 AMSTERDAM WAS THE FIFTH PLACE THEY WENT TO, AND WITHIN TEN 330 00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:08,520 HOURS OF BEING THERE, THEY WERE LIKE WE HAVE TO LIVE HERE 331 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,788 FOREVER. 332 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:13,592 AND THEY WERE LIKE LET'S JUST DO IT NEXT SUMMER, 30 YEARS LATER, 333 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:18,931 THE BIGGEST IMPROV THEATER IN THE CONTINENT. 334 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,065 [APPLAUSE] James: WOW. 335 00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:21,900 Brendan: AND WHEN THEY THOUGHT UP THIS FANTASY OF HOW 336 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,536 ARE WE GOING TO LIVE HERE FOREVER? 337 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:25,637 THEY WERE HIGH. 338 00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:29,174 IT WAS IN A COFFEE SHOP THAT THEY HAD THIS IDEA, BUT IT 339 00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:30,008 WORKED. 340 00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:33,912 James: HAVE YOU DONE IMPROV ABROAD? 341 00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:37,783 Nicole: YES, ME AND MY IMPROV GROUP, WE WERE GOING TO 342 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,719 VANCOUVER AND WE GOT TO CUSTOMS GLOOM AND CUSTOMS. 343 00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:44,756 AND THERE WERE LIKE WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR? 344 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:46,525 I WAS LIKE I AM DOING IMPROV. 345 00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:47,226 AND THEY WERE LIKE WHERE'S YOUR WORK VISA? 346 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,261 AND I WAS LIKE NOBODY GETS PAID. 347 00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:54,066 AND I WAS LIE A DRUNKEN LOST MY OTHER ONE AND I HAD TO GET HERE. 348 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,535 AND THEY WERE LIKE, WHERE'S YOUR HOTEL? 349 00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,437 AND I WAS LIKE I DON'T KNOW. 350 00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:01,406 NOBODY TOLD ME TO BE LIKE I AM HERE VISITING GRANDMA, YOU KNOW 351 00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:02,307 WHAT I MEAN? 352 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:05,143 SO THEY DETAINED ME FOR THREE HOURS. 353 00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:06,545 A [LAUGHS] AND THEY HAD TO JUST WAIT FOR 354 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:10,182 ME, AND THEN ONE OF THE CUSTOMS PEOPLE WAS LIKE, HAVE YOU EVER 355 00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:10,749 BEEN ARRESTED? 356 00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:15,521 AND I WAS LIKE DUH, YES. 357 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:16,522 AND THEY WERE LIKE FOR WHAT? 358 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,690 AND I WAS LIKE IT WAS JUST SHOPLIFTING. 359 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,893 AND THEY WERE LIKE THAT SERIOUS HERE IN CANADA. 360 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:25,197 AND I WAS LIKE IS IT? 361 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:28,467 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 362 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:29,735 James: SO WHAT HAPPENED? 363 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,538 Nicole: IT HAPPEN WHEN I WAS 18, SO IT WAS EXPUNGED FROM 364 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:36,909 MY RECORD, THEY CANNOT COME UP WITH ANYTHING SO THEY LET ME GO. 365 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:42,915 AND SASHEER AND KEISHA WERE LIKE, WE DID NOT KNOW IF WE HAD 366 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,349 TO FLY BACK OR CALL YOUR FAMILY. 367 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,751 AND I WAS LIKE I'M GOOD. 368 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:49,021 IT'S BEEN ON THAT IS A WONDERFUL STORY AND SOME MORE GREAT ADVICE 369 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,455 TO NOT DO THAT. 370 00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:56,161 NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT "TED LASSO," CONGRATS ON THE 371 00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:57,262 SHOW, BRENDAN! 372 00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:58,463 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] NOW I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT 373 00:19:58,463 --> 00:19:59,631 THIS SEASON. 374 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:03,535 I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE SEASON, BECAUSE OF COURSE 375 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:07,873 RICHMOND AFC, THEY ARE THE DASH IT'S T THE BIG TEAM IN THE SHOW, 376 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:13,912 BUT YOU HAVE CHOSEN MY TEAM WAS TAMMY UNITED, THE GREATEST TEAM 377 00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:17,616 AND THE PREMIER FOOTBALL LEAGUE, AND I AM WORRIED THAT YOU ARE 378 00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:22,254 MAKING THEM THE BAD GUYS OF THE SEASON, AND I DON'T LIKE 379 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:23,422 IT. 380 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:27,960 Brendan: WE ARE 100% MAKING THEM THE BAD GUYS, SO DON'T 381 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:28,627 WORRY ABOUT THAT. 382 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:31,697 DON'T LET THERE BE ANY DOUBT. 383 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:41,006 THE AMERICAN SPORTS MOVIES OF MY YOUTH, "BAD NEW BEARS" 384 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,542 "MAJOR-LEAGUE" THE BAD GUYS WERE ALWAYS THE NEW YORK YANKEES, AND 385 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,410 THAT HAS NOT HEARD THEM AT ALL. 386 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:54,620 SO THIS COULD WORK OUT FOR WEST HAM UNITED. 387 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,688 James: SO WHY WEST HAM? 388 00:20:56,688 --> 00:21:00,459 Brendan: THE WONDERFUL RUPERT, PLAYED BY ANTHONY HIM 389 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:06,598 COMING THEY WERE LIKE-- WHAT TEAM CAN WE TAKE DOWN? 390 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:07,599 WEST HAM, THAT'S THE ONE. 391 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,134 THEY ARE THE RIGHT SIZE. 392 00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:10,068 IT'S A GREAT QUALITY. 393 00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:13,572 IT MEANS THAT THEY ARE STILL KEEPING IT REAL. 394 00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:15,774 Nicole: OH, GOD, THE TENSION. 395 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:18,977 SITTING IN BETWEEN US. 396 00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:23,582 James: A FAR, FAR SUPERIOR ATTENDANCE TO CHELSEA'S. 397 00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:24,950 Nicole: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE SPORTS. 398 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,019 James: YOU DO NOW. 399 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:32,157 CAN YOU PLEASE TELL HIM HE IS FULL OF [BLEEP]? 400 00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:34,159 Nicole: YOU ARE FULL OF [BLEEP]. 401 00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:37,029 HERE'S A CLIP FROM "TED LASSO"! 402 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,964 SPEAK OF THESE GUYS ARE MORE DISTRACTED THAN A BUNCH OF CATS 403 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,499 PLAYING LASER TAG. 404 00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:43,902 THEY HEARD THE PUNDITS SAY WE SUCK. 405 00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:45,737 [BLEEP] PUNDITS. 406 00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:46,972 YOU ARE ABUNDANT. 407 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:51,977 YEAH, AND ALL WE DID WAS TALK [BLEEP] ABOUT [BLEEP]. 408 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,146 IT FEELS LIKE IT'S GETTING STUFFY. 409 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:57,883 LIKE ONE OF THOSE DAYS YOU WANT TO HAVE CLASS OUTSIDE. 410 00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:02,754 WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT, WE ARE OUTSIDE? 411 00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:04,923 James: STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME 412 00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:05,724 BACK! 413 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:21,406 James: WE ARE BACK WITH NICOLE BYER AND BRENDAN HUNT. 414 00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:22,607 NOW, BRENDAN, YOU'VE RECENTLY BEEN SPENDING A FAIR AMOUNT OF 415 00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:24,109 IN GOD'S COUNTRY, THE UNITED KINGDOM FILMING "TED LASSO," AND 416 00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:28,947 NICOLE, YOU LIVE HERE IN AMERICA, WE WOULD LIKE TO PLAY A 417 00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:39,958 GAME THAT WE CALL "U.K. OR USA." 418 00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:44,129 SO HERE'S HOW IT WILL WORK, SOME OF THESE PEOPLE WERE BORN IN THE 419 00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:47,966 TROPICAL ISLAND OF GREAT BRITAIN, AND SOME OF THEM 420 00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:50,969 WERE BORN HERE IN THE UNTED STATES OF AMERICA. 421 00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:55,173 WITH THE HELP OF NICOLE AS A TEAM, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO FIGURE 422 00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:58,410 OUT WHO IS FROM WHERE, OKAY? 423 00:22:58,410 --> 00:23:00,145 SO LET'S GO DOWN THE LINE. 424 00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:03,949 WHO LOOKS TO YOU LIKE THEY MIGHT BE BRITISH? 425 00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:07,819 Brendan: FIRST OF ALL, WELL CHOSEN NOMINEES, EVERY SINGLE 426 00:23:07,819 --> 00:23:09,654 ONE COULD GO EITHER WAY. 427 00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:13,925 CERTAINLY TALL BALD AND IMPOSING, I'M GOING U.K. ON THAT 428 00:23:13,925 --> 00:23:15,127 RIGHT NOW. 429 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:18,530 PUNK ROCK HERE ON THE LEFT, CERTAINLY SUGGESTS U.K., BUT ARE 430 00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:19,364 YOU TRYING TO TRICK ME? 431 00:23:19,364 --> 00:23:22,567 James: WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS? 432 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:26,972 Nicole: OKAY, NUMBER 3, BOY, YOU ARE TRICKY. 433 00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:28,006 AMERICAN. 434 00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:31,576 I THINK NUMBER 5 IS BRITISH, AND DON'T ASK ME WHY. 435 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:36,081 HE HAD THAT LITTLE CHUCKLE, YEAH, THAT'S BRITISH. 436 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,517 James: HERE'S WHAT WE CAN DO. 437 00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:42,754 WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR SPEAK? 438 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:46,258 SO WE CAN ASK THEM TO DO A BRITISH OR AN AMERICAN ACCENT, 439 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:50,395 WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR IN WHICH ACCENTS WOULD YOU LIKE? 440 00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:54,900 Brendan: I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR HER NUMBER 3 AN AMERICAN 441 00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,067 ACCENT. 442 00:23:56,067 --> 00:24:01,573 James: I WILL GIVE YOU THIS TO SAY AN AMERICAN WHICH IS 443 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:03,108 "WE'RE POPPIN' BOTTLES AT THE CLUB. 444 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:08,580 PULL UP, YOU JACKASS!" "WE'RE POPPIN' BOTTLES AT 445 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:09,581 THE CLUB. 446 00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:14,352 PULL UP, YOU JACKASS!" James: VERY GOOD, VERY 447 00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:15,887 GOOD, IF ANYTHING IT HAS MUDDIED THE WATER. 448 00:24:15,887 --> 00:24:18,723 ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO HEAR FROM? 449 00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:22,761 Nicole: I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR NUMBER ONE AN END A BRITISH 450 00:24:22,761 --> 00:24:23,662 ACCENT. 451 00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:26,998 IT'S BEEN, NUMBER ONE, IN A BRITISH ACCENT, 452 00:24:26,998 --> 00:24:34,973 SAY "WE'RE GOING TO THE PUB FOR A KNEES-UP, YOU MUPPET!" 453 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:38,143 "WE'RE GOING TO THE PUB FOR A KNEES-UP, YOU MUPPET!" 454 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,344 James: THAT WAS VERY GOOD. 455 00:24:39,344 --> 00:24:43,949 I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR FROM NUMBEY "WE'RE GOING TO THE PUB FOR 456 00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:49,955 A KNEES-UP, YOU MUPPET!" "WE'RE GOING TO THE PUB FOR 457 00:24:49,955 --> 00:24:55,360 A KNEES-UP, YOU MUPPET!" James: CAN WE DO 2 AS WELL? 458 00:24:55,360 --> 00:25:02,767 AMERICAN. 459 00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:03,802 "WE'RE POPPIN' BOTTLES AT THE CLUB. 460 00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:04,135 PULL UP, YOU JACKASS!" "WE'RE POPPIN' BOTTLES AT 461 00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:05,203 THE CLUB. 462 00:25:05,203 --> 00:25:11,710 PULL UP, YOU JACKASS!" James: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR 463 00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:12,844 NUMBER FOUR? 464 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:16,448 Nicole: I WANT HIM TO START AMERICAN, AND END BRITISH. 465 00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:25,924 James: SO START AMERICAN, "WHERE POP AND BOTTLES AT THE 466 00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:34,299 CLUB" AND THEN "TO ME IS UP." 467 00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:38,937 "WE ARE POPPING BOTTLES AT THE CLUB, PUT KNEES UP YOU 468 00:25:38,937 --> 00:25:42,073 MOPPET." 469 00:25:42,073 --> 00:25:43,141 Nicole: BRITISH. 470 00:25:43,141 --> 00:25:46,878 James: EITHER WAY HE IS HOLDING MY STAIR AND IT IS 471 00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:48,046 SCARY. 472 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:54,953 NORMALLY WHEN SOMEONE SMILES THEY BECOME LESS INTIMIDATING, 473 00:25:54,953 --> 00:25:57,789 THAT IS NOT THE CASE WITH NUMBE. 474 00:25:57,789 --> 00:26:01,960 HE IS LOOKING LIKE THIS, AND THEN HE WENT-- 475 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,094 OKAY. 476 00:26:03,094 --> 00:26:12,537 LET'S MAKE A DECISION HERE, BRENDAN, NICOLE, NUMBER ONE 477 00:26:12,537 --> 00:26:15,273 TREND, BRITISH OR AMERICAN, AUDIENCE, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 478 00:26:15,273 --> 00:26:17,075 BRITISH. 479 00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:22,514 Brendan: I THINK SHE IS AMERICAN, SHE HIT DEAD T IN 480 00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:26,718 MOPPET IN A WEIRD WAY THAT MAKES ME THINK AMERICAN. 481 00:26:26,718 --> 00:26:30,088 Nicole: MEN ARE SO CONFIDENT SOMETIMES-- 482 00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:32,324 I'M LIKE REALLY BUYING INTO IT. 483 00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:34,392 SO I AM WITH YOU. 484 00:26:34,392 --> 00:26:35,460 AMERICAN. 485 00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,329 James: WE ARE GOING AMRICAN, ARE YOU FROM THE U.K. 486 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:42,334 OR THE USA? 487 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:47,339 I AM-- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 488 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:52,944 James: NUMBER 2, WHAT DO WE THINK? 489 00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:58,183 Nicole: I'M GOING TO SAY AMERICAN BECAUSE OF THE SHOES. 490 00:26:58,183 --> 00:27:01,152 James: YOU DON'T THINK A BRITISH MAN WILL WEAR THOSE? 491 00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:04,756 Nicole: I SURE DON'T, AND DON'T ASK ME WHY, BUT IN MY 492 00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:06,191 HEART I DON'T FEEL IT. 493 00:27:06,191 --> 00:27:09,027 Brendan: I WILL TRUST MY INSTINCTS, I GOT THE LAST ONE 494 00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:13,098 TOTALLY WRONG, I THINK HE IS BRITISH. 495 00:27:13,098 --> 00:27:15,100 James: NICOLE THINKS AMERICAN, BRENDAN THINKS 496 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:15,900 BRITISH. 497 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:19,437 ARE YOU FROM THE U.K. OR THE US USA? 498 00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:25,510 I AM FROM-- Nicole: YES! 499 00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:29,848 James: NUMBER 3, WHAT DO WE THINK? 500 00:27:29,848 --> 00:27:31,316 Nicole: AMERICAN. 501 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:32,417 Brendan: BRITISH! 502 00:27:32,417 --> 00:27:36,121 James: LET'S FIND OUT NUMBER 3, FROM THE U.K. OR THE 503 00:27:36,121 --> 00:27:39,524 USA? 504 00:27:39,524 --> 00:27:43,228 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: NUMBER 4, WHERE HAVE 505 00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:48,700 YOU COMMITTED THE MAJORITY? 506 00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:51,369 WHAT WE THINK, BRITISH OR AMERICAN? 507 00:27:51,369 --> 00:27:52,737 Nicole: BRITISH. 508 00:27:52,737 --> 00:27:53,738 Brendan: BRITISH. 509 00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:57,375 James: THEY ARE GOING BRITISH, LET'S FIND OUT! 510 00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:59,577 OH, HE IS AN AMERICAN! 511 00:27:59,577 --> 00:28:04,315 WHICH BRINGS US TO NUMBER 5, NUMBER 5, BRITISH OR AMERICAN, 512 00:28:04,315 --> 00:28:05,884 AUDIENCE, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 513 00:28:05,884 --> 00:28:07,786 BRITISH. 514 00:28:07,786 --> 00:28:09,788 James: THEY THINK BRITISH. 515 00:28:09,788 --> 00:28:10,321 Nicole: AMERICAN. 516 00:28:10,321 --> 00:28:14,325 Brendan: AMERICAN. 517 00:28:14,325 --> 00:28:16,528 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: THANK YOU TO OUR 518 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:17,195 CONTESTANTS. 519 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:20,231 THAT WAS "U.K. OR USA." 520 00:28:20,231 --> 00:28:20,799 WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK! 521 00:28:33,978 --> 00:28:36,848 OKAY, WELL, LET'S GET THIS VACATION STARTED. 522 00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:37,782 WHERE'S THE OCEAN AT? 523 00:28:37,782 --> 00:28:40,351 WE ARE AN OHIO VALLEY, THERE IS NO OCEAN. 524 00:28:40,351 --> 00:28:44,756 WE ARE SURROUNDED BY THE MOUNTAINS THAT HAS A UNIQUE 525 00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:46,991 ENERGY, ONLY PUNCTUATED BY ITS NATURE. 526 00:28:46,991 --> 00:28:47,759 I HATE IT. 527 00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:50,295 YOU THOUGHT THERE WAS AN OCEAN? 528 00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:56,367 YES, THIS PLACE SOUNDS JAMAICAN, WELCOME TO OJAI. 529 00:28:56,367 --> 00:28:57,335 IS IT AROUND? 530 00:28:57,335 --> 00:28:59,804 AS LONG AS THERE IS A POOL, I'M GOOD. 531 00:28:59,804 --> 00:29:01,272 THERE IS NO POOL. 532 00:29:01,272 --> 00:29:05,343 ♪ ♪ [APPLAUSE] 533 00:29:05,343 --> 00:29:08,980 James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM SEASON 2 OF "GRAND CREW" THAT 534 00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:13,585 AIRS FRIDAYS AT 8:30 ON NBC, AND STREAMING THE NEXT DAY ON 535 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:14,119 PEACOCK. 536 00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:15,353 CONGRATS ON THE SHOW. 537 00:29:15,353 --> 00:29:15,920 FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T CAUGHT IT YET, TELL US WHAT THE SHOW IS 538 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,057 ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY. 539 00:29:19,057 --> 00:29:22,127 Nicole: IT IS ABOUT SIX FRIENDS WHO ARE PROFESSIONALS, 540 00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:25,730 LATE 30s, MID 30s, EARLY 40s, SOME ARE MARRIED, SOME 541 00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:26,731 ARE SINGLE. 542 00:29:26,731 --> 00:29:29,701 WE HANG OUT AT THE WINE BAR, TALK ABOUT LOVE AND 543 00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:31,269 RELATIONSHIPS AND STUFF. 544 00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:36,107 I PLAY NIKKI, NIKKI IS KIND OF HORNY. 545 00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:37,842 SHE IS BASED ON ME. 546 00:29:37,842 --> 00:29:42,113 [LAUGHS] THE GREATER THE SHOW IS LIKE A 547 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,849 DEER FRIEND OF MINE AND WROTE THE PART FOR ME. 548 00:29:44,849 --> 00:29:46,751 AND IT'S A SUPER FUN SHOW. 549 00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:50,421 AND THATOJAI BIT IS REAL, I WENT WITH HIM AND I SAID, WHERE 550 00:29:50,421 --> 00:29:51,656 THE OCEAN AT? 551 00:29:51,656 --> 00:29:54,959 AND HE WAS LIKE HEY, FRIEND, DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GEOGRAPHY? 552 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:59,130 AND I WAS LIKE NO, BITCH. 553 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:00,999 THERE IS NO OCEAN IN OJAI. 554 00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:03,301 NOW, YOU'RE RIGHT IN THE MOUNTAINS. 555 00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:06,905 IT TAKES PLACE IN A WINE BAR, WHERE IS THE WORST PLACE YOU 556 00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:07,839 HAVE BEEN DRUNK? 557 00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:09,607 Nicole: I HAVE TO SAY THE GYM. 558 00:30:09,607 --> 00:30:12,410 SO... 559 00:30:12,410 --> 00:30:13,645 [LAUGHTER] I CAN CLARIFY. 560 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:18,716 IN MY EARLY 20s, LATE 20s, TILL PROBABLY LAST WEEK I USED 561 00:30:18,716 --> 00:30:23,521 TO KEEP A BOTTLE OF VODKA AND A WATER BOTTLE FOR JUST IN CASE OF 562 00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:24,722 EMERGENCIES. 563 00:30:24,722 --> 00:30:26,124 YOU KNOW HOW YOU LIKE SAY YES TO SOMETHING AND YOU'RE LIKE I 564 00:30:26,124 --> 00:30:27,659 DON'T REALLY WANT TO GO. 565 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,794 OKAY, NOW I FEEL LIKE HANGING OUT. 566 00:30:29,794 --> 00:30:32,931 James: I AM AWARE OF THAT FEELING COMING US. 567 00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:35,233 Nicole: SO I HEADED IN MY CAR JUST IN CASE AND WAS WORKING 568 00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:38,503 OUT WITH MY TRAINER AND WAS LOOKING IN THE BACKSEAT AND I 569 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:39,370 WAS LIKE HERE'S WATER. 570 00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:40,338 BROUGHT IT IN. 571 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:43,107 ANY MEAN WE DO THE STAIRS BECAUSE I WAS LATE. 572 00:30:43,107 --> 00:30:45,510 AND I WAS LIKE I NEED TO STOP I NEED SOME WATER. 573 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:46,344 CHUG DATE. 574 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:49,347 MID CHUG I WAS LIKE, THAT AIN'T WATER. 575 00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:52,817 AND SWALLOWED IT BECAUSE I'M NOT WASTING IT. 576 00:30:52,817 --> 00:30:54,052 James: OF COURSE. 577 00:30:54,052 --> 00:30:56,120 Nicole: WE KEPT WORKING OUT FOR A LITTLE BIT. 578 00:30:56,120 --> 00:31:00,291 AND I WAS LIKE I DON'T THINK I CAN KEEP DOING THIS. 579 00:31:00,291 --> 00:31:03,161 SO I JUST WENT HOME AND HAD A NICE DAY. 580 00:31:03,161 --> 00:31:05,463 James: THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL STORY! 581 00:31:05,463 --> 00:31:09,300 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL STORY. 582 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:12,470 NOW BEFORE WE GO, BRENDAN, YOU ARE A BIG FOOTBALL FAN. 583 00:31:12,470 --> 00:31:15,373 SO MUCH SO THAT WE CAN CALL IT FOOTBALL, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT 584 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:16,207 IS CALLED. 585 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:22,247 YOU ARE ALSO A VERY TALENTED HULA-HOOP. 586 00:31:22,247 --> 00:31:25,283 I DON'T KNOW IF PEOPLE KNEW THIS, WE THOUGHT WE WOULD TEST 587 00:31:25,283 --> 00:31:27,285 YOUR FOOTBALL, SOCCER KNOWLEDGE. 588 00:31:27,285 --> 00:31:30,588 BUT WE ARE GOING TO RAISE THE STAKES. 589 00:31:30,588 --> 00:31:34,392 WE HAVE A HULA-HOOP HERE. 590 00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:41,499 OKAY, SO, CAN BRENDAN HUNT ANSWER THREE FOOTBALL TRIVIA 591 00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:44,535 QUESTIONS CORRECTLY WHILE MAINTAINING AN ACTIVE HULA-HOOP? 592 00:31:44,535 --> 00:31:48,106 DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CAPABLE OF THIS? 593 00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:50,742 Brendan: I'M GOING TO TRY! 594 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:56,014 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] OKAY! 595 00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:58,516 OKAY. 596 00:31:58,516 --> 00:32:02,687 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHTS! 597 00:32:02,687 --> 00:32:04,355 QUESTION 1. 598 00:32:04,355 --> 00:32:05,523 ERLING HAALAND IS TOP OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE SCORING CHARTS 599 00:32:05,523 --> 00:32:07,258 THIS SEASON. 600 00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:12,096 WHO ARE SECOND AND THIRD? 601 00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:13,064 Brendan: GREAT QUESTION. 602 00:32:13,064 --> 00:32:18,870 I'M GOING TO GO WITH HARRY KANE AND-- 603 00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:23,574 NOT TERESA NELSON. 604 00:32:23,574 --> 00:32:26,344 NOT GABRIELLE, I DON'T KNOW! 605 00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:30,048 James: PLACE FOR BRADFORD. 606 00:32:30,048 --> 00:32:30,782 Brendan: TONY! 607 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,885 James: I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU! 608 00:32:33,885 --> 00:32:39,257 QUESTION TWO. 609 00:32:39,257 --> 00:32:42,126 THIS WEST HAM ICON AND FORMER CAPTAIN RETIRED AT THE END OF 610 00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:49,400 LAST SEASON, WHAT WAS HIS NAME? 611 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,336 Brendan: MARK NO FOUL. 612 00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:53,004 James: AND THIS IS IT. 613 00:32:53,004 --> 00:32:58,109 HOW MANY TIMES HAS THE US MENS NATIONAL TEAM BEATEN ENGLAND? 614 00:32:58,109 --> 00:32:58,876 Brendan: ONCE. 615 00:32:58,876 --> 00:33:07,318 James: IT IS WRONG, IT IS TWICE! 616 00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:13,124 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] BRENDAN HUNT, EVERYBODY! 617 00:33:13,124 --> 00:33:15,793 PLEASE THANK BRENDAN HUNT AND NICOLE BYER! 618 00:33:15,793 --> 00:33:16,861 WE WILL BE BACK WITH MORE "THE LATE LATE SHOW"! 619 00:33:29,974 --> 00:33:31,175 ♪ ♪ James: WELCOME BACK, OUR 620 00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:32,977 NEXT █GUEST IS A BRILLIANT&-úST, , AND I WAS LIKE, NO, I AM STILL 621 00:35:18,716 --> 00:35:20,918 WORKING AND A FRIEND TRIED TO CONVINCE ME, BECAUSE WE ARE 622 00:35:20,918 --> 00:35:21,986 JEWISH-- AND WE WERE ON A SKI LIFT WHEN 623 00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:33,931 HE SAID IT. 624 00:35:33,931 --> 00:35:35,933 [LAUGHTER] I AM JEWISH, AND A REALLY HAVE 625 00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:37,335 THE JEWISH LOOK, I DON'T THINK. 626 00:35:37,335 --> 00:35:38,035 I THINK IT'S MY HAIR. 627 00:35:38,035 --> 00:35:39,937 I HAVE CHRISTIAN HAIR, DON'T I? 628 00:35:39,937 --> 00:35:44,842 I MEAN, THIS IS GOOD NEIGHBOR HAIR. 629 00:35:44,842 --> 00:35:46,744 THIS IS MISSIONARY HAIR! 630 00:35:46,744 --> 00:35:49,714 OCCUPATIONALLY AND,, IT IS MISSIONARY HAIR. 631 00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:52,083 IF I PULLED OUT A GUITAR, YOU WOULD BE LIKE, THAT'S GOING TO 632 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:58,389 BE ABOUT JESUS FOR SURE! 633 00:35:58,389 --> 00:36:00,691 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THANK YOU. 634 00:36:00,691 --> 00:36:03,494 I AM WORKING ON MYSELF TOO, I'M TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO STICK UP 635 00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:07,298 FOR MYSELF ALL BECAUSE I'M NOT GOOD AT THAT. 636 00:36:07,298 --> 00:36:08,266 I CAN HANDLE CONFRONTATIONS. 637 00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:09,734 I'M NOT A CONFRONTATIONAL GUY. 638 00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:12,537 I WATCHED A MAN STEAL MY BIKE ONE TIME. 639 00:36:12,537 --> 00:36:15,306 HE WAS NOT IN A RUSH OR ANYTHING. 640 00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:19,243 HE DID IT SO CONFIDENTLY, I WAS LIKE, THAT MIGHT BE HIS BIKE 641 00:36:19,243 --> 00:36:20,311 ACTUALLY. 642 00:36:20,311 --> 00:36:23,548 I CALLED THE COPS, THEY ASKED IF THERE WAS WITNESSES. 643 00:36:23,548 --> 00:36:26,150 I HAD TO SAY "SPEAKING." 644 00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:27,385 IT WAS HUMILIATING. 645 00:36:27,385 --> 00:36:29,987 I'M NOT A CONFRONTATIONAL DUDE, I DATED A WOMAN FOR SIX WEEKS 646 00:36:29,987 --> 00:36:32,256 AND SHE THOUGHT MY NAME IS LOGAN THE WHOLE TIME. 647 00:36:32,256 --> 00:36:33,724 I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BREAK IT TO HER. 648 00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:38,029 I CAME UP WITH A PLAN, I WAS LIKE I WILL BRING HER AROUND MY 649 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,565 FRIENDS, THINKING MY FRIENDS WOULD SAY MY NAME IN 650 00:36:40,565 --> 00:36:43,935 CONVERSATION, BUT I TOLD MY FRIENDS THE PLAN, NOW THEY CALL 651 00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:45,369 ME LOGAN FOREVER. 652 00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:47,838 I'VE NEVER BEEN GOOD AT RELATIONSHIPS THOUGH, I THINK 653 00:36:47,838 --> 00:36:51,375 IT'S BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE DIVORCED, SO I NEVER HAD GOOD 654 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:55,212 ROLE MODELS FOR LOVE OR RELATIONSHIPS, THE FIRST TIME I 655 00:36:55,212 --> 00:36:59,584 SAW MY FRIENDS PARENTS KISS I WAS LIKE "THEY FIGHT WEIRD." 656 00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:02,219 BUT I LOVE MY MOM, LOVE HER TO DEATH. 657 00:37:02,219 --> 00:37:05,590 SHE IS ON INSTAGRAM, I BLOCKED HER PRETTY IMMEDIATELY. 658 00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:08,225 SHE WON'T STOP DMA AND ME MOTIVATIONAL PICTURES. 659 00:37:08,225 --> 00:37:11,762 SHE SENT ME AN IMAGE OF A BUMBLEBEE AND THEN AND CURSIVE 660 00:37:11,762 --> 00:37:15,833 OVER THE BUMBLE LEAD BUMBLEBEE IT SAID "BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE." 661 00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:17,702 AND NOW I WANT TO BE AN ORPHAN. 662 00:37:17,702 --> 00:37:20,771 THAT'S WHERE I'M AT. 663 00:37:20,771 --> 00:37:23,541 THAT'S MY MOM, AND THAT MY DAD, HE IS NOT ON INSTAGRAM. 664 00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:27,578 HE IS ON A DIFFERENT APP, IT'S CALLED VOICE MAIL. 665 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:29,246 VERY INTO THE VOICE MAIL, MY DAD. 666 00:37:29,246 --> 00:37:34,452 EVERY DAY I GET A NEW VOICE MAIL FROM MY DAD, NEVER ONCE HAS THEM 667 00:37:34,452 --> 00:37:35,353 BRING VALUABLE INFORMATION. 668 00:37:35,353 --> 00:37:38,522 HE STICKS TO THE STUFF ON MY PHONE ALREADY. 669 00:37:38,522 --> 00:37:42,093 HE WILL BE LIKE "HEY, SON, IT'S ME. 670 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:42,793 YOUR DAD. 671 00:37:42,793 --> 00:37:45,296 AND I'M CALLING YOU AT 2:37 P.M. 672 00:37:45,296 --> 00:37:48,399 PACIFIC ON WEDNESDAY, MARCH 4TH. 673 00:37:48,399 --> 00:37:53,371 AND THE WEATHER IS FAIR, HIGH OF 73, LOW 62. 674 00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:56,207 THE NASDAQ IS DOWN SIX POINTS. 675 00:37:56,207 --> 00:38:03,214 ANYWAYS, GO AHEAD AND GIVE ME A CALL BACK AT AREA CODE 510--" 676 00:38:03,214 --> 00:38:08,919 I LOVE MY DAD, HE IS GETTING OLDER AND SO HE HAS RETIRED. 677 00:38:08,919 --> 00:38:10,988 BUT HE IS NOTHING INTERESTING TO SAY. 678 00:38:10,988 --> 00:38:14,558 HIS BIG SECRET AND REVEAL IS THAT HE SMOKES WEED. 679 00:38:14,558 --> 00:38:17,395 BUT I HAVE KNOWN MY DAD SMOKED WEED SINCE THE FIRST TIME I 680 00:38:17,395 --> 00:38:23,401 SMOKED WEED, BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "THIS WEED SMELLS LIKE MY DAD." 681 00:38:23,401 --> 00:38:27,705 I AM ORION LEVINE, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH! 682 00:38:27,705 --> 00:38:32,076 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: ORION LEVINE, 683 00:38:32,076 --> 00:38:33,210 EVERYBODY! 684 00:38:33,210 --> 00:38:33,878 SEE HIM LIVE JUNE 30TH AT THE LINCOLN LODGE IN CHICAGO. 685 00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:37,615 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 686 00:38:37,615 --> 00:38:38,182 WELL DONE, MAN! 687 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:54,932 James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING! 688 00:38:54,932 --> 00:38:57,201 TOMORROW NIGHT ZACHARY LEVI, KERRY WASHINGTON, 689 00:38:57,201 --> 00:39:00,638 AND DELROY LINDO. 690 00:39:00,638 --> 00:39:02,707 WE HOPE YOU WILL JOIN US, REGGIE, TAKE US HOME!