♪ ALREADY HAVE SOME FUN ♪ ♪ YOU ARE GOING TO GET SOME TIME
ON THIS ♪ ♪ WE HOPE YOU GET SOME FUN
TIMES ♪ ♪ IT'S TIME, IT'S TIME "THE
LATE LATE SHOW" ♪ Reggie: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM INSIDE A GIANT VERSION OF A
WOODEN WOODEN SHOE MADE OF LEATHER.
THE ONE, THE ONLY JAMES GORDON.
James: HOW ARE YOU?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] OH, THANK YOU!
WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW"!
THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
LET'S SEE WHO OUR GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT!
HE'S A TALENTED ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "THE LORD OF THE RINGS"
MOVIES, "THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN," MOVIES AND SO MUCH
MORE.
THE DASHING, THE MIGHTY, ORLANDO BLOOM!
THERE HE IS!
HELLO!
WHO IS THIS?
WHO DO WE HAVE HERE, ORLANDO?
Orlando: MY RESCUE BUDDY BOY.
HE IS BUDDY FROM BAKERSFIELD.
James: BUDDY FROM BAKERSFIELD, IS THAT WHERE YOU
FOUND HIM?
Orlando: YEAH.
IT'S BEEN ON HE DOES LOOK LIKE HE HAS TAKEN CRACK.
IMAGINE BEING RAISED IN BAKERSFIELD AND SUDDENLY ARE
TAKEN INTO THE HOME OF ONE OF THE HOTTEST MOVIE STARS ON
PLANET EARTH AND HIS PARTNER, ONE OF THE BEST-SELLING
RECORDING ARTISTS IN THE WORLD.
I MEAN, YOU HAVE REALLY LUCKED OUT.
YOU ARE LIKE THE BEST OF THE RESCUE PET WORLD.
ORLANDO BLOOM, EVERYBODY!
AND WE LOVE THIS NEXT GUEST SO MUCH, WE HAVE HAD THE GREATEST
TIMES WITH HIM OVER THE YEARS.
HE IS A BRILLIANT MULTIPLATINUM SINGER/SONGWRITER WITH THE
BRILLIANT NEW SINGLE CALLED "HEAVEN," IT IS OUT TONIGHT AT
MIDNIGHT, AND COMING FROM HIS FORTHCOMING ALBUM "THE SHOW."
I'VE BEEN LUCKY TO HEAR SOME OF IT, HE IS EXCEPTIONAL.
OUR FRIEND, YOUR FRIEND, EVERYBODY'S FRIEND NIALL HORAN!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HOW ARE YOU, BABY?
Niall: TEARS OF JOY, I'VE MISSED YOU VERY MUCH.
James: I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH, YOU LOOK DELICIOUS!
YOU DO, I LIKE THIS, THE DOUBLE NIALL HORAN.
CONGRATS ON "HEAVEN," IT IS MY FAVORITE NEW SONG THAT IS OUT
RIGHT NOW.
WE LOVE YOU, NIALL HORAN, EVERYBODY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW"!
ROLLED THE TITLES!
♪ ♪ ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH,
THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO! ♪ ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH,
THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH! ♪ ♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪
James: BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE, THANK YOU, EVERYONE.
THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT IS THE MOST TWEETED AND INSTAGRAMMED THING
TO THE "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ON TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM?
WHAT THE HASHTAG IS?
#Kidnapped1Direction.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND I AM WONDERING, WE HAVE ONE
OF THEM UP THERE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WE HAVE TO START WITH ONE.
AND I DON'T THINK IT SHOULD BE A BRUTAL KIDNAPPING, BUT JUST
BETWEEN US, YOU AND I, MONITOR NIALL.
Reggie: WHICH ONE WOULD BE THE HARDEST TO KIDNAP?
James: THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION.
I THINK THAT LOUIS WILL BE THE HARDEST, BECAUSE HE HAS HIS WITS
ABOUT THEM.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
HE IS FROM DON CASTOR.
THEY DON'T MESS AROUND.
YOU CAN'T JUST BE LIKE-- HEAD ON A SWIVEL.
THAT WILL BE TOUGH, BUT WE HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE, SO LET'S
START UP THE VAN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
WE WILL WORK ON THAT.
IT'S TIME, IT'S TIME FOR "THE NEWS."
LAST NIGHT IT WAS REPORTED THAT DELAWARE WAS A PART OF THE
CLASSIFIED PROBE, REMOVING MULTIPLE BOXES FROM THE PREMISES
EVEN THOUGH THE DOCUMENTS DID NOT HAVE CLASSIFIED MARKINGS.
THE FBI PREVIOUSLY SEARCHED JOE BIDEN'S BEACH HOUSE, AND NOW
AND IF I AM HONEST, THIS IS STARTING TO FEEL LESS LIKE AN
FBI RAID, AND MORE LIKE THEY WANT TO GO ON SPRING BREAK.
[LAUGHTER] AND LIKE MOST PEOPLE AT THE
UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE, THE FBI WAS ONLY SEARCHING THERE
BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T GET INTO A BETTER UNIVERSITY.
[LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE]
LETS ME SAY THIS, IF YOU WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE, IT
IS STILL A BETTER UNIVERSITY THAN THE ONE THAT I WENT TO.
REG, DID YOU DO FURTHER EDUCATION?
WHERE DID YOU GO?
Reggie: I TRIED TWICE, THE FIRST WAS THE ART INSTITUTE OF
SEATTLE.
AND I WENT THERE FOR ABOUT FOUR MONTHS.
AND THEN I WENT TO CORNISH COLLEGE OF THE ARTS.
TIM IS AN ALUM THERE, AND I WENT FOR TWO AND HALF YEARS UNTIL
TIM'S CLASS GRADUATED, AND THEN THERE WERE NO MORE FUN PEOPLE
LEFT, SO I JUST LEFT.
I WANTED TO EXPERIENCE WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE IN THE MOVIE
"FAME."
James: RIGHT, YES.
I WANTED EVERY EDUCATION ESTABLISHMENT I WAS EVER AND TO
BE EITHER "FAME" OR "GREASE."
IN THE DREAM OF BEING IN "GREASE" HAS ONLY COME TRUE
TODAY WHEN WINNIE CAME TO WORK WEARING THAT JACKET.
[APPLAUSE] SHE WALKED IN AND WE WERE LIKE
♪ I'VE GOT CHILLS ♪ IT'S [BLEEP] HOT.
James: AND OTHER NEWS, THIS MORNING PRESIDENT BIDEN
UNDERWENT HIS SECOND PHYSICAL EXAM AS PRESIDENT.
THE PHYSICIAN REPORTED THAT THE PRESIDENT REMAINS HEALTHY AND
VIGOROUS.
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU TUNED INTO THAT SHOW TO BE ENTERTAINED, AND
YOU ARE HEARING ABOUT AN 80-YEAR-OLD MAN'S DOCTOR VISIT.
BETWEEN THE FBI SEARCH AND UNDERGOING A PHYSICAL, THIS IS A
HUGE WEEK FOR BIDEN-GATE PROBE.
THIS SEEMS LIKE ONE OF THE WORST PARTS OF BEING THE UNITED STATES
PRESIDENT, HAVING THE ENTIRE COUNTRY KNOW YOUR HEIGHT,
WEIGHT, AND SOME KIND OF WEIRD RASH.
[LAUGHTER] MOVING ON, A UNIVERSITY
PROFESSOR HAS CREATED A SPECIFIC FORMULA TO DEFINE HAPPY SONGS.
AND HE HAS IDENTIFIED THAT THE HAPPIEST SONG IN THE WORLD IS--
ANY GUESSES?
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE HAPPIEST SONG IN THE WORLD?
"SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW."
James: THE HAPPIEST SONG?
I WAS GOING TO SAY "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
A >> James: THE HAPPIEST SONG IS "SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW."
HAPPY?
HAPPY TEARS.
James: DAVE, WHAT IS THE HAPPIEST SONG?
I WAS THINKING LIKE A CHRISTMAS CAROL, LIKE "DECK THE
HALLS."
James: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IS IT JUST "HAPPY" James: PHARRELL HAPPY.
WHEN YOU ASKED GUILLERMO AND HE SAID "SOMEWHERE OVER THE
RAINBOW" CC TURNED TO ME AND SAID THEY PLAYED THAT MY MOM'S
FUNERAL.
[LAUGHTER]
James: WOW.
WOW.
WELL, I CAN TELL YOU, ACCORDING TO THIS PROFESSOR, THE HAPPIEST
SONG IN THE WORLD IS "GOOD VIBRATIONS" BY THE BEACH BOYS.
COMING IN FIRST, COMING IN DEAD LAST, YOUR FRIENDS DRUNKEN
KARAOKE VERSION OF "GOOD VIBRATIONS."
THE PROFESSOR ATTRIBUTES THE SONG'S HAPPY TONE TO THE
COMBINATION OF A MAJOR KEY, SEVENTH CHORDS, 137
BEATS-PER-MINUTE, FOUR BEATS IN EVERY BAR, AND A VERSE-CHORUS-
VERSE-CHORUS STRUCTURE.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT BAND, CAN YOU CREATE
A SONG BASED ON THOSE GUIDELINES?
YOU SAID 1:30 SEVEN?
James: 1:30 SEVEN, MAJOR KEY, SEVENTH CHORDS.
FOUR BEATS IN EVERY BAR, FIRST-FOREST-FIRST-CHORUS.
♪ ♪ ♪ I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ♪
♪ WHEN YOU ARE DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING ♪
♪ DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING TOD TODAY ♪
♪ IT GOES OH ♪ ♪ DO WHAT YOU ARE DOING ♪
♪ OH ♪ ♪ A TRICKY SITUATION ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] James: COME ON NOW!
THEY HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS IN THE MONOLOGUE.
THEY ARE THE BEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT!
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "THE LATE LATE SHOW"!
YES!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
♪ AND YOU ♪ ♪ OH, YEAH ♪
James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MEETING ME.
LOOK-- IT'S A HIGHBALL.
Gordon: [BLEEP].
WHAT ARE YOU?
I AM AN IDIOT SANDWICH.
Gordon: LOUDER!
James: WELCOME BACK.
I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT WHAT TO DO AFTER THE SHOW ENDS
AND THOUGHT I'D GIVE THE RESTAURANT INDUSTRY A TRY.
BUT I COULDN'T DO IT WITHOUT THE HELP OF AN OLD FRIEND.
HAVE A LOOK.
♪ ♪ James: THERE HE IS!
Gordon: JAMES.
James: THANK YOU FOR MEETING ME.
Gordon: WELL, I MEAN, IT DOES NOT LOOK OPEN, JAMES.
James: IT IS NOT OPEN, YET.
THIS IS MY IDEA, MY NEW VENTURE, ME AND YOU, JAMES GORDON,
GORDON RAMSAY, WE ARE GOING TO OPEN OUR OWN FIVE-STAR
RESTAURANT.
COME ON, GET IN HERE.
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT.
YES, YES.
I KNEW THAT YOU WOULD LOVE THE SURPRISE!
♪ ♪ Gordon: WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
James: YOU ARE STANDING INSIDE THE CBS COMMISSARY,
RIGHT, IT'S BEING CLOSED FOR TWO YEARS.
SO I THINK THIS OPENS UP A PHENOMENAL BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.
AND LOOK AROUND.
YOU TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE NEED TO DO?
Gordon: LOOK AT IT.
I MEAN, COME ON, HE NEEDS FRESHNESS, FLOWERS, TEXTURE.
James: I'VE GOT SOME FLOWERS ALREADY.
I PICK THE USE OF OFF TILL DAY.
THEY'RE ALL OVER THE TABLE.
EVERYWHERE.
Gordon: JAMES, IN THE DEEPEST SYMPATHY, IT'S FOR A
FUNERAL.
James: WELL, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT BRIAN WOULD'VE WANTED, HE
LOVES HIS FOOD.
THEY SAY OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE TERRIBLE, BUT DEEP IN THERE, HE
KNOWS.
WE DON'T HAVE MASSIVE TIME, BECAUSE WE OPEN TODAY.
FOR LUNCH.
Gordon: TODAY?
WE ARE [BLEEP].
James: GORDON, YOUR SHOW IS "NEXT LEVEL CHEF" BUT THIS IS
NEXT LEVEL MENU, LOOK HOW MANY DISHES WE HAVE ON THE MENU.
FUN STUFF, WORD SEARCHES, SPOT THE DIFFERENCE PRAYED I WAS
THINKING LIKE WHAT ABOUT LIKE SEARED BUTTERED SCALLOPS ON A
BED OF ARUGULA WITH A TRUFFLE RISOTTO REDUCTION.
Gordon: WE ARE OPENING IN LESS THAN TWO HOURS.
SERIOUSLY?
HAMBURGER.
James: DOES NOT REALLY FEEL LIKE FINE DINING.
Gordon: OKAY, THEN HOW ABOUT A FRESH-GRILLED BOVINE SPREAD
PLACED BETWEEN TWO BAKED GRAINS WITH LOCALLY SOURCED
GREENS AND A TOMATO REDUCTION?
HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
James: I LIKE THAT.
WHAT IS THAT?
Gordon: IT'S [BLEEP] HAMBURGER.
JAMES.
James: YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS, WAIT, WAIT.
OKAY, LOOK.
TA-DA!
LOOK AT THAT!
YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I HAVE!
BECAUSE YOU ARE GORDON RAMSAY AND MY NAME IS CORDEN.
SO I'VE TAKEN MY LAST NAME AND YOUR LAST NAME, CORDEN RAMSAY.
YOU GET IT, RIGHT?
EVERYONE ELSE HAS BEEN WAY MORE INTO IT.
BECAUSE CORDEN, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
SO BASICALLY YOU TAKE MY LAST NAME WHICH SOUNDS KIND OF LIKE
HIS FIRST NAME.
HE PUT THEM TOGETHER, YOU GET CORDEN RAMSAY.
GORDON, NOW SAY MY NAME-- CORDEN.
YOU GET IT?
I DON'T THINK HE DOES.
Gordon: YOU CAN JUST STICK THEM ON THERE.
James: THREE MICHELIN STARS?
AND IT ALWAYS HAS A MICHELIN STAR, LET ME GOOGLE IT.
Gordon: IT TOOK ME TEN YEARS TO GET A [BLEEP] STAR.
James: AND I HAVE ONE IN 10 !
OKAY, THESE FOUR ARE THE MOST QUALIFIED "THE LATE LATE SHOW"
STAFFERS TO WORK IN THE RESTAURANT.
WHEN I SAID MOST QUALIFIED I MEAN THEY HAVE THE LEAST TO DO
ON THE SHOW.
SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT OF LATE-NIGHT PROGRAMMING
WEST COAST.
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THAT JOB IS COMING AND I'LL?
IN THESE TWO ARE IN THE BAND.
THIS IS THE EARLIEST THEY HAVE BEEN UP IN EIGHT YEARS.
WINNIE DOES NOT RESPECT ANYONE, SO DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY,
THAT'S JUST WHO SHE IS.
Gordon: WINNIE, CAN YOU HAND ME A LADLE.
>>> SIR, YES, SIR.
I DON'T ACTUALLY RESPECT GORDON, BUT I KNEW THAT WILL REALLY MAKE
JAMES FEEL BAD.
Gordon: YOU TAKE CARE OF THE HOUSE, YOU GUYS STAY WITH
ME.
AND WE WILL GET CRACKING.
James: YOU GUYS STAY OVER THERE, COME WITH ME.
COME ON GEER OMO!
Gordon: LET'S GET THE BURGERS ON.
GET THEM SEASON, PLEASE.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU COOKED?
I DON'T KNOW, A YEAR AGO.
IS THIS A PROBLEM?
YEAH, I DID NOT WASH MY HAN HANDS.
Gordon: WE TURNED THEM DOWN, LITTLE BUTTERS INTO THREE,
FASTER.
FASTER!
WHAT ARE YOU?
I AM AN IDIOT SANDWICH.
Gordon: LOUDER!
I AM AN IDIOT SANDWICH.
Gordon: LOUDER!
I AM AN IDIOT SANDWICH.
James: YOU ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT FACTOR IN THE
RESTAURANT, SO, GORDON, WHAT DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?
SIR FROM THE LEFT, CLEAR TO THE RIGHT, SERVE THE DRINKS ON
THE RIGHT.
SPARKLING ARE STILL WATER?
STILL.
GIVE HIM THE STILL PLEASE.
James: IT'S IMPORTANT, IT IS A HIGH POOR.
I WANT A HIGH POOR.
IT HAS TO BE HIGH.
THAT DOES NOT MATTER, BECAUSE IT IS ABOUT THEATER.
IT'S SPECTACLE, RIGHT.
Gordon: AND YOU JUST MADE ME LOOK LIKE I [BLEEP] MYSELF.
PINKY UP.
OKAY.
THEY FINISHED THEIR FRIES AND THEY LOVED IT, OKAY?
IF YOU GET TO THIS POSITION YOU THINK, OH, THERE ARE MORE FRIES.
James: THERE IS ONE MORE FRY, WHAT DO I DO?
SIMPLE.
Gordon: OH, MY GOD.
James: WEIGHT, WAIT FOR THE DRINK.
OKAY.
AND NOW GRACEFULLY MOVE AROUND,
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
I ACTUALLY THINK THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
I THINK WE HAVE A REAL WINNER HERE.
Gordon: OH, GOD.
I HAVE TO ADMIT I AM COMING TO THE IDEA A LITTLE BIT MORE NOW.
LITERALLY, THE ONLY PLACE IN THE ENTIRE STUDIO PEOPLE CAN EAT.
James: OH, MAN, THIS IS A WHO'S WHO OF TV CITY, TWO CAST
MEMBERS FROM "THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL" THAT GUY WHO LIGHTS
UP "THE PRICE IS RIGHT" THAT GUY STANDING THERE.
Gordon: THIS PLACE DOES LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
COME ON, WE CAN DO IT.
James: IT IS SHOWTIME!
RESTAURANT CORDEN RAMSAY IS OPEN, COME IN.
N.
WILL YOU SHOW OR GUEST TO TABLE 37.
WHICH ONE IS 37?
James: I DON'T KNOW, JUST SIT THEM DOWN.
I WOULD LIKE TO DO ANYTHING THAT IS VEGAN.
Gordon: TELL THEM TO TAKE THE BURGER.
YOU SHOULD HAVE THE BURGER.
IS IT VEGAN?
WE CAN GET YOU THE BUN, THAT'S VEGAN.
HOW ABOUT A CAESAR SALAD.
ONE BURGER.
OH, SORRY.
CAN I GET SOME ICE?
[LAUGHTER] ENJOY.
♪ ♪ James: FRESHWATER SHRIMP?
NO, SO YOU CAN JUST CHOOSE THE ONE YOU WANT, SO--
THEY ARE FROZEN.
NO, FRESHWATER.
WHICH ONE DID YOU WANT?
JUST POINT.
I WILL GO WITH THAT ONE.
James: WHICH ONE, THIS ONE?
BECAUSE I WILL PUT IT THERE, AND THEN WE WILL COOK THAT ONE IN A
MINUTE.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
THIS ONE?
FRESH FROM THE L.A. RIVER, THE IS.
Gordon: ENERGY, PLEASE, IT IS A RESTAURANT.
HAVE YOU SALTED THESE?
NO, ARE WE SUPPOSED TO.
James: I NEED TWO BURGERS, QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.
OH, MY GOSH!
Gordon: HEIGHT ON THE SALAD!
HEIGHT.
WHAT IS THAT?
STOP DOING THAT, LET'S GO.
STAY THERE, STAY THERE!
PUT IT ON MY HEAD.
Gordon: JAMES, JAMES, JAMES!
BE CAREFUL.
James: IT'S OKAY.
[APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
James: THERE IS THE SALAD.
AND TO THE SALAD, AND A BURGER.
♪ ♪ [APPLAUSE]
James: OKAY, SO HOW DO WE DO?
Gordon: WE HAVE TO CLOSE.
James: CLOSE THE RESTAURANT?
Gordon: SHUT IT DOWN.
James: THE PANDEMIC, IT JUST HIT RESTAURANT SO HARD.
Gordon: STOP BLAMING THE PANDEMIC.
James: IT'S DURING THE PANDEMIC, WHAT CAN YOU DO?
IT MAKES IT SO DIFFICULT FOR EVERYONE.
CHIN UP, YOU TRIED YOUR BEST.
MAKE SURE YOU LOCK UP WHEN YOU LEAVE.
THE PANDEMIC.
I WILL SEE YOU, BUDDY.
TAKE IT EASY.
Gordon: [BLEEP].
James: OH, THANKS TO THE INCREDIBLE GORDON RAMSAY!
CHECK OUT "NEXT LEVEL SHAFT" WHICH AIRS THURSDAYS ON FOX!
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH NIALL HORAN, EVERYONE!
James: WELCOME BACK!
LET'S MEET OUR GUEST TONIGHT.
HIS NEW ALBUM, "THE SHOW," IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW.
NIALL HORAN!
Reggie: ITS NIALL HORAN ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW"!
♪ ♪ James: HE IS THE STAR AND
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF "CARNIVAL ROW"!
IT'S ORLANDO BLOOM!
Reggie: ITS ORLANDO BLOOM!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
James: I AM SO HAPPY!
HOW ARE YOU?
HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE!
♪ ♪ BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE!
Orlando: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO MISS THIS, IT IS SO
BEAUTIFUL?
NOBODY WANTS YOU TO LEAVE.
James: THEY ARE VERY SWEET, BUT WHAT IS AMAZING THIS IS NOT
THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU TWO HAVE BEEN ON THE SHOW TOGETHER.
YOU ARE IN ONE OF OUR SHOWS ON LONDON.
YOU ALWAYS GET ON GREAT.
Orlando: WE WERE GOING TO GOLF, I DON'T EVEN GOLF, BUT
WITH NIALL I WILL DO ANYTHING.
James: YOU MAKE PLANS, BUT NEVER SEE THEM THROUGH.
HOW LOS ANGELES OF YOU.
Niall: YOU KNOW, ORLANDO, WE SHOULD DO A MOVIE TOGETHER OR
SOMETHING.
James: ORLANDO, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, WHICH IS
QUITE SHOCKING, A STORY I DID NOT KNOW.
THAT YEARS AGO, YOUR HOUSE GOT TO BURGLED AND GOT BURGLED NOT
JUST BY ANY KIND OF BURGLAR, BUT THE INFAMOUS "BLING RING."
AND PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS, BUT YOU TOOK MATTERS INTO YOUR OWN
HANDS.
CAN YOU EXPLAIN?
Niall: DID YOU?
James: EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED.
Orlando: BASICALLY I GOT A CALL SOME MONTHS LATER.
AND IT TOOK A LOT OF THINGS, IT WAS A REALLY WEIRD SITUATION.
James: WHAT THEY STEAL?
Orlando: CLOTHING, BUT WHAT THEY DID FIND WAS A STASH OF
WATCHES I HAD.
AND IT DID NOT EVEN OCCUR TO ME IN MY LIFE.
ANYWAY, THEY TOOK THESE WATCHES.
BECAUSE I HAVE COLLECTED WATCHES SINCE I STARTED MAKING MOVIES.
I BY ONE EACH MOVIE.
AND THEY TOOK SOME EXPENSIVE WATCHES.
THREE MONTHS AFTER I GOT A PHONE CALL FROM A GUY WHO I ACTUALLY
BOUGHT SOME FROM.
AND I WAS LIKE WHAT?
SO I GO TO MEET THE GUY.
AND HE SAYS I THINK YOU CAN PROBABLY GET IT BACK.
AND I WAS LIKE WHAT?
AND I WAS LIKE, OKAY.
CAN I GET THE CONTACT FOR WHOEVER THIS PERSON WAS?
AND HE WAS LIKE, THAT'S TOO DIFFICULT.
AND I WAS LIKE, OKAY.
ANYWAY, LONG STORY SHORT I GET THE NUMBER OF THIS GUY AND I AM
CALLING HIM FOR MAYBE 3-6 MONTHS.
EVENTUALLY I FIND OUT WHERE HE IS FROM.
AND THERE'S A PAWNSHOP IN THE VALLEY KIND OF THING.
AND I JUST WALKED UP TO HIS HOUSE ONE DAY AND UP TO A SHOP
AND I HAD A LITTLE MICROPHONE.
James: NO, LIKE A PRIVATE DETECTIVE?
YOU PUT ON YOUR OWN-- Orlando: I CALLED THE
PRIVATE DETECTIVE AND HE SAID JUST GET A VOICE RECORDER AND D&
IT.
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY.
SO I GO DOWN THERE-- Niall: NO SECURITY OR
ANYTHING.
Orlando: NO, JUST ME.
I'M FROM KENT, BRO.
OUT OF THE SWAMP.
SO I GO DOWN THERE AND I'M LIKE, HEY, MAN, HOW ARE YOU DOING.
HE IS LIKE ORLANDO.
OBVIOUSLY I WALK IN ON HIM.
AND I'M LIKE NO HARM, NO FOUL, BUT I HEAR--
AND HE IS LIKE, YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW.
ONE OF THOSE GUYS WEARING ALL OF THE SILVER.
LIKE SMALL HERBS.
Niall: WEARING YOUR WAT WATCHES.
Orlando: HE SAYS COME BACK TOMORROW.
TURN UP THE NEXT DAY AND HE TAKES ME TO HIS DAUGHTER IN A
SHOP.
I THINK HE WAS TRYING TO SHOW ME WHAT WAS AT STAKE.
I WAS LIKE NO POLICE, JUST I WOULD LIKE TO GET MY WATCHES
BACK.
AND HE WAS LIKE, OKAY, I'VE GOT TO GO AROUND AND RUB SOME PEOPLE
UP.
I'M LIKE WHAT?
WELL, LET'S GO.
I'LL RUN OFF SOME UP.
AND ESSENTIALLY HE GOES I CAN'T DO IT RIGHT NOW.
SO I LEAVE AND I GET A PHONE CALL AND 10 MINUTES LATER HE
SAYS COME BACK AND I AM ON MY WAY TO THANKSGIVING LUNCH AT A
TIME WITH MY EX AN END HE SAID I'M NOT WASTING ANYMORE TIME AND
HE SAYS COME BACK.
AND A BOX AND I JUST STARTED TO CRY.
LIKE I LOST TEN WATCHES, BUT FIVE OF THE ONES-- BECAUSE
ESSENTIALLY THAT IS SO CUTE, AND HOW DO YOU GET OFF THE KINDS OF
WATCHES I COLLECTED, WAS VERY CHALLENGING.
James: DID YOU HAVE TO BUY THEM?
Orlando: I JUST SAID THANKS VERY MUCH, MATE.
[LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE]
Niall: WHAT A STORY THAT I IS!
Orlando: I THINK WAS SOPHIA KOPLIN WITH "THE BLING RING" BUT
I THINK ME GETTING MY WATCHES BACK IS BETTER.
I'LL BE IN THAT ONE WITH YOU.
DON'T CROSS ME, GUYS.
James: YOU BOTH HAVE QUITE A CONNECTION, BECAUSE NIALL IF
IT WAS NOT FOR ORLANDO'S PARTNER KATY PERRY, YOU WOULD NOT BE SET
HERE RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE KATY WAS THE JUDGE ON "THE X FACTOR" THAT
ACTUALLY PUT YOU THROUGH TO THE NEXT ROUNDS.
HERE'S THE MOMENT-- Orlando: NO.
James: HERE'S THE MOMENT WHERE KATY PERRY CHANGES YOUR
LIFE.
I AGREED, AND BY THE WAY-- JUST IF YOU ARE LIKABLE, LIKABLE
IS TALENT, AND YOU HAVE A SEED OF IT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
OF COURSE, YOU ARE IN.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
James: I CANNOT BELIEVE!
WHAT DID YOU DO?
Niall: THIS IS A SIMULATION REALLY.
James: WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT THAT DAY?
Orlando: IS AT THE MOMENT I REALLY CHANGED YOUR WHOLE THING?
Niall: MY AUDITION WAS GOING VERY SELF, ORLANDO.
AND KATY COMING IN THE COMPETITION.
BECAUSE IF IT WAS NOT FOR HER, I DEFINITELY WOULD NOT BE HERE.
AND SHE KNOWS IT.
James: WHEN YOU WALK OFFSTAGE THAT DAY, WHAT IS GOING
THROUGH YOUR HEAD?
Niall: THE WHOLE TIME I AM WALKING ONTO THE STAGE AND I'M
JUST THINKING, THAT'S KATY KATY PERRY, THAT IS SIMON
COWELL.
THE WHOLE THING LOOKED LIKE A POSTCARD.
IT DID NOT FEEL REAL, BECAUSE I WATCHED IT FOR SO LONG ON TV AND
KATY WAS AT HER PEAK, WE ARE TALKING LIKE "TEENAGE DREAM"
FIVE NUMBER 1s, 2009 OR 2010, WHATEVER IT WAS.
AND THEN I DO THE AUDITION AND CHERYL SAYS NO, SIMON COWELL,
SHE SAVES ME AND IT WAS JUST MIND-BOGGLING.
AND LITTLE DID I KNOW WHAT WAS TO COME AFTERWARD.
BUT IF IT WAS NOT FOR HER-- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
IF IT WAS NOT FOR KATY.
WHEN WE SEE EACH OTHER STILL, WE HAVE AN EMBRACE, A THANKS.
Orlando: THAT IS COOL, MAN.
IT'S BEYOND TALKING ABOUT THIS FULL CIRCLE.
BECAUSE YOU ARE IN ONE OF THE SCENES, YOU ARE ONE OF THE
COACHES ON "THE VOICE" I THINK YOU WILL BE SO GREAT.
I THINK THAT YOU WILL BE SO GREAT AT THIS.
HOW IS IT GOING, ARE YOU ENJOYING FILMING?
Niall: YES, IT HAS BEEN UNBELIEVABLE, BLAKE SHELTON,
KELLY CLARKSON, CHANCELLOR RAPPER.
SMALL WOW!
Orlando: THAT IS A GREAT LINEUP.
Niall: IT IS UNBELIEVABLE.
James: ARE YOU ENJOYING?
[LAUGHTER] Niall: THE FIRST TIME THEY
DID THAT I WAS LIKE DO IT AGAIN!
IT IS REALLY COOL.
James: I DO THINK THAT SHOW WOULD BE BETTER IF THEY WALKED
OUT AND ALL OF THE JUDGES WERE LOOKING AT THE SINGERS AND THEN
YOU TURN AROUND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM.
YOU HAVE TO GO-- NO.
Niall: NOW WE KNOW WHAT YOU WILL DO AFTER ME.
James: I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE SERIES.
I'M SO HAPPY YOU WILL DO IT.
I THINK YOU WILL BE BRILLIANT AT IT.
I REALLY DO.
AND ORLANDO, WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON THE SECOND
AND FINAL SEASON OF "CARNIVAL ROW"!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] TELL US WHAT IT IS ABOUT.
Orlando: SO IF YOU WERE A FAN OF THE FIRST, WE GOT COVID&
PUT IT ON THE WORKS, BUT I'M REALLY, REALLY PROUD OF IT.
HONESTLY, IT IS-- ALMOST BEFORE IT'S TIME, BUT
THROUGH A FANTASY LENS WE GET TO REALLY EXPLORE SOME REAL-LIFE
THINGS.
WE WERE ACTUALLY SHOOTING THE STORY LINE ABOUT A VIRUS ON THE
RUN THAT WAS TAKING OUT FEY FOLKS AND WE GOT SHUT DOWN FOR
COVID.
Niall: LIFE IS A SIMULATION.
Orlando: IT IS WONDERFUL AND A GREAT CHARACTER FOR ME,
AND PRAGUE IS SUITABLE TO WORKING.
James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE CLIP FROM THE FINAL SEASON
OF "CARNIVAL ROW" WHICH IS STREAMING ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
IT'S AMONG US.
TO HELP OURSELVES!
IT'S MUCH EASIER TO HIDE AMONGST CREATURES.
TO HIDE AMONGST CREATURES.
WEARING A UNIFORM.
NOT HIDING ANYMORE.
HELPING THE POLICE WITH THE FEY HIDING.
HIDING.
HELPING THE POLICE.
HIDING, HIDING.
AND IT HURTS IT.
HIDING.
HELPING.
James: STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME
BACK.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
BILL AND WELCOME BACK!
ORLANDO BLOOM AND NIALL HORAN ARE HERE!
THIS IS EXCITING, LET'S TALK ABOUT NIALL HORAN'S NEW MUSIC.
YOU HAVE AN INCREDIBLE NEW ALB ALBUM!
"THE SHOW," THE ALBUM WILL BE OUT ON JUNE 9TH AND CAN BE
PREPREORDERED RIGHT NOW.
AND I KNOW YOU DID SOME RECORDING IN JOSHUA TREE.
DID YOU ENJOY BEING THERE AND BEING CREATIVE?
Niall: THAT WAS BRILLIANT, WHEN YOU ARE IN L.A., EVERYBODY
LEAVES AT THE SAME TIME, PRODUCERS PUT THE KIDS TO BED.
I WAS LIKE LET'S GET OUT OF L.A., WENT INTO THE STUDIO FOR A
WEEK, JOE LITTLE, JOHN RYAN AND I AND WE JUST SAT THERE AND
WROTE SONG AFTER SONG, WRITING SONGS IN THE POOL, HAVE A FEW
BEERS, A LITTLE BIT OF LUNCH, STAY UP TILL WHENEVER AND IN&
HINDSIGHT WHEN I LISTEN TO THE ALBUM, YOU CAN HEAR THAT
JOSHUA TREE EERINESS TO IT.
AND I THINK IT MADE A DIFFERENCE.
NO, WE WERE NOT TAKING ANYTHING.
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT.
BUT IT DEFINITELY MADE A DIFFERENCE TO THE MUSIC.
AND IT CAME AT A GOOD TIME.
AND WE WERE WRITING THE FIRST SINGLE OUT THERE, AND
POTENTIALLY THE NEXT ONE.
James: THE FIRST SINGLE "HEAVEN" IS SO GOOD, IT IS SO
GOOD.
AND YOU ARE REALLY, REALLY JUST REALLY BECOMING I THINK LIKE THE
SONGWRITER THAT I THINK YOU WHAT WAS FELT INYOUR CORE THAT YOU
COULD BE.
AND IT IS SO GOOD.
"HEAVEN" CAME OUT AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT, AND--
IT'S ALREADY BLOWING EVERYBODY AWAY, AND I DON'T KNOW, I SORT
OF FEEL LIKE THE SONG IS OUT, IT CAME OUT AT MIDNIGHT, WE WOULD
ALL LIKE TO HEAR A BIT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Niall: [LAUGHS]
♪ ♪ IF YOU KNOW IT, SING ALONG, OR
DON'T, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, DON'T TRY.
IT ALWAYS UP SOUNDING HORRIFIC.
OKAY.
♪ GOD ONLY KNOWS WHERE THIS COULD GO ♪
♪ AND EVEN IF OUR LOVE STARTS TO GO OUT OF CONTROL ♪
♪ AND YOU AND ME GO UP IN FLAMES ♪
♪ HAVE AND WON'T BE THE SAME ♪ James: OH, MY GOD, COME ON!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?
DO ANOTHER VERSE!
Niall: OKAY.
♪ STRANGE LIGHT FLOWS AROUND YOU ♪
♪ YOU FLOW ACROSS THE ROOM ♪ ♪ HEAVEN CAN'T HOLD A CANDLE
TO ♪ ♪ YOUR MADE OF SOMETHING NEW ♪
♪ GOD ONLY KNOWS WHERE THIS COULD GO ♪
♪ AND EVEN IF OUR LOVE STARTS TO GROW OUT OF CONTROL ♪
♪ AND YOU AND ME GO UP IN FLA FLAMES ♪
♪ HEAVEN WON'T BE THE SAME ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Orlando: IT IS SO GOOD.
Niall: THANK YOU, THAN THANK YOU.
James: [BLEEP] IT IS SO GOOD!
Orlando: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER]
Orlando: I HAVE PRINCE, NOW I WILL PUT IT NEXT TO IT.
James: THIS IS SHOW 1,657, WHEN YOU ARE IN THE BAND AND
THERE WAS A SOLO ARTIST, THE TIMES THAT WE SPENT WITH YOU
HERE, YOU ARE SUCH A PART OF THE FAMILY AT THIS SHOW.
WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.
AND I'M SO PROUD OF THIS RECORD.
I'M SO PROUD OF IT.
IT IS BRILLIANT.
IT'S ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.
Niall: I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO YOU.
I'M GOING TO GET EMOTIONAL HERE.
I THINK.
I HAVE KNOWN YOURSELF AND BEEN FOR A VERY LONG TIME, DONE MUSIC
VIDEOS.
I REMEMBER THE DAY YOU MOVED OUT HERE, I LOST TWO FRIENDS FIRST
OF ALL, AND THEN YOU LOOKED AT THE SHOW, AND ROB, AND REG ALL
OF THE TEAM WHO HAD COME TO KNOW SO MANY TIMES.
YOU BOYS CHANGE POP CULTURE FOREVER.
AND TWO VERY CLOSE FRIENDS OF MINE.
James: WE LOVE YOU!
Orlando: THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
James: WE WILL HAVE HIM CRY.
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF "THE LATE LATE SHOW,"
EVERYBODY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
James: WE ARE BACK WITH ORLANDO BLOOM AND NIALL HORAN!
NOW ORLANDO, I SEE YOU AROUND THE PLACE, AND YOU ARE-- I SEE
YOU ON MOTORBIKES.
I SEE YOU SURFING.
YOU ARE-- I WOULD CAST YOU AS A DAREDEVIL.
OKAY.
AND I WAS NOT SURPRISED THAT YOU WERE GOING ON THE SHOW, WE
LOOKED AT YOUR WIKIPEDIA PAGE.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS IS ON HERE.
IT HAS A LONG LIST OF BROKEN BONES THAT YOU HAVE RECEIVED,
RIGHT?
SO TELL ME IF THIS IS RIGHT, BROKEN LEFT ARM, YOU CRACK YOUR
SKULL THREE TIMES, YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE PLAYING RUGBY, YOU
BROKE YOUR RIGHT LEG SKIING, LEFT LEG ON A MOTORBIKE, YOUR
RIGHT WRIST SNOWBOARDING, YOU'RE BACK ON A FRIENDS ROOF TERRORIST
AND SEVERAL RIBS SHOOTING "LORD OF THE RINGS" HAVE I
MISSED ANYTHING?
Niall: WHAT?
Orlando: I BROKE A NAIL LAST NIGHT.
James: WHICH IS THE MOST PAINFUL?
Orlando: YOUR BACK IS EVERYTHING IT'S CONNECTED TO
YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM.
I WAS LIKE WAIT, I CAN'T MOVE.
HAD INSANE PAIN.
I WAS A BABY.
Niall: OKAY.
Orlando: KEPT GETTING DROPPED.
[LAUGHTER] SPIEL WHEN YOU HEAR THAT, IT ALL
STARTS TO MAKE SENSE.
[LAUGHTER] DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR A
GUEST THIS EVENING?
Reggie: I DO.
TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES...
[DRUM ROLL" LIKE THIS.
THINGS MADE OF WOOD, THINGS MADE OF METAL, WHAT TENDS TO GET YOU
ACTIVATED WHEN YOU HEAR THE DISTANT CATTLE.
Orlando: I MEAN, MAGNESIUM POWDER WHICH I WILL TAKE GETS
YOU ACTIVATED FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I ME
MEAN.
Niall: HORSE RACING.
Reggie: THAT IS INSANE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GET
THAT WRONG, BUT THAT IS CORRECT.
James: IT IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!
ORLANDO BLOOM, NIALL HORAN!
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERY EVERYBODY!
James: THANK YOU SO MUCH!
WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT TIME!
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME!