1 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:05,672 ♪ ARE YOU READY ALL TO HAVE SOME FUN 2 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:11,544 ♪ FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT DON'T YOU WORRY 3 00:00:11,611 --> 00:00:14,080 ♪ 'BOUT WHERE YOU COME FROM IT WILL BE ALL RIGHT 4 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:21,955 ♪ IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW >> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 5 00:00:22,021 --> 00:00:23,123 GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM THESE REALLY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE 6 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:26,126 HERE IN THE FRONT ROW, GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST: THE 7 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:32,832 ONE... THE ONLY... JAMES CORDEN! 8 00:00:32,899 --> 00:00:36,202 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: HOW ARE YOU? 9 00:00:36,269 --> 00:00:37,370 THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. 10 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:38,838 I APPRECIATE IT. 11 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:41,274 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY. 12 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:42,542 YOU GUYS! 13 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:47,414 BLESS YOU! 14 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,949 HELLO GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE "LATE LATE SHOW." 15 00:00:50,016 --> 00:00:52,419 I HOPE YOU HAD THE BEST DAY. 16 00:00:52,485 --> 00:00:56,923 BLESS YOU FOR STAYING UP WITH US, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT 17 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:57,991 EVERYBODY. 18 00:00:58,057 --> 00:00:59,192 LET'S SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT! 19 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:02,929 SHE'S A MULTI-TALENTED OSCAR, EMMY, AND TONY-NOMINATED ACTOR 20 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:04,264 AND BEST-SELLING AUTHOR YOU KNOW FROM THE "PITCH PERFECT" MOVIES, 21 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:08,935 "A SIMPLE FAVOR," "LOVE LIFE" AND SO MUCH MORE, THE 22 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:12,338 SPECTACULAR, ANNA KENDRICK! 23 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:13,673 IS ON THE SHOW! 24 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,108 THERE SHE IS! 25 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:15,775 HOW ARE YOU? 26 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:17,777 >> JAMES I'M WONDERFUL. 27 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:18,645 HOW ARE YOU? 28 00:01:18,711 --> 00:01:20,947 >> James: I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 29 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:21,948 I WISH YOU WEREN'T A TINY BOX ON TOP OF THIS CAMERA RIGHT NOW, I 30 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:28,955 CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT THERE. 31 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:33,126 >> James: WHAT IF NONE OF US ARE EVEN HERE? 32 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:35,161 >> THAT'S WHAT I LIVE FOR. 33 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:37,697 >> James: THIS LEVEL OF DEAD. 34 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:41,601 I WAS IN A RESTAURANT THE OTHER DAY, ONE OF THOSE RESTAURANTS 35 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:45,972 WHERE THERE WAS TVS ABOVE THE IMAR AND ON ONE OF THE TVS, 36 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:55,982 "INTO THE WOODS" WAS ON. 37 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:56,983 IT WAS OH THAT WAS THE GREATEST TIME. 38 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:59,052 >> IT REALLY WAS, IT REALLY WAS. 39 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:01,554 >> James: CAN YOU REMEMBER ANY OF IT? 40 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,690 I BET YOU CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR BIT CAN YOU? 41 00:02:03,756 --> 00:02:05,291 >> WELL YOU JUST SAW IT. 42 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:06,693 THAT'S CHEATING! 43 00:02:06,759 --> 00:02:08,628 >> James: THE SOUND WASN'T ON. 44 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:13,700 I THINK I WAS THE ONLY PERSON IN THE BAR THAT WAS LIKE OH THAT 45 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:16,936 WAS STEPHEN SONDHEIM'S INTO THE WOODS. 46 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:19,005 I REMEMBER MY FIRST BIT. 47 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:23,309 THE BIT THAT GOES WAIT A MINUTE MAGIC. 48 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:27,680 ♪ ♪ ♪, IT'S YOUR FAULT. 49 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:30,583 >> I GOT NOTHING FOR YOU MAN! 50 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:34,187 >> James: WE LOVE YOU ANNA KENDRICK EVERYBODY. 51 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:37,957 AND HE IS A BRILLIANT ACTOR OF STAGE AND SCREEN. 52 00:02:38,024 --> 00:02:39,526 YOU KNOW HIM FROM "UGLY BETTY," "YOUNGER," AND "SINGLE ALL THE 53 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:43,263 WAY," THE SENSATIONAL, THE MARVELOUS, MICHAEL URIE! 54 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:43,997 IS HERE TONIGHT. 55 00:02:44,063 --> 00:02:48,968 HOW ARE YOU? 56 00:02:49,035 --> 00:02:50,637 >> NO IT'S YOUR FAULT. 57 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:52,338 >> James: NO IT'S YOUR FAULT. 58 00:02:52,405 --> 00:02:54,974 >> YES IT IS, IT'S TRUE. 59 00:02:55,041 --> 00:03:01,915 BUT YOU HAVEN'T GONE BACK -- I GOT THIS, I GOT THIS. 60 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:03,349 WHAT'S HAPPENING UNDER THIS SUIT? 61 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:05,552 >> JUST A LITTLE NIPPLE. 62 00:03:05,618 --> 00:03:06,719 READY FOR YOU. 63 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:11,691 >> James: WHAT IS THIS SHEER! 64 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:13,927 , THAT IS A LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE. 65 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:16,596 HONESTLY I'LL NEVER KNOW. 66 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:23,002 LOOK AND THE HIP, I'M NOT EVEN CONFIDENT TO DO THAT! 67 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:29,576 BUT I'M NOT MAD AND THIS AT AND WE LOVE YOU, I BE MICHAEL URIE, 68 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:30,777 EVERYBODY. 69 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:37,383 AND HE'S A TREMENDOUS STAND UPCOMEDIAN, ITALIAN, LATE NIGHT 70 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:46,659 DEBUT, ALL THE WAY FROM CHILE, IT IS FABRIZIO COPANO IS HERE. 71 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:49,195 HOW ARE YOU? 72 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:55,535 >> SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> James: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT 73 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:57,003 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY. 74 00:03:57,070 --> 00:04:01,841 WE WERE TALKING BEFORE THE SHOW. 75 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:12,885 IS THIS TRUE, SPHASHZ PLAYS TO 5, 10, 15,000 PEOPLE ARENAS IN 76 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:13,753 CHILE. 77 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:15,555 >> THIS IS IMPORTANT NEWS BACK IN CHILE. 78 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:18,691 THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT WHAT'S HAPPENING TONIGHT. 79 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:24,063 EVERYBODY IN THAT COUNTRY IS WATCHING THIS SHOW, IT HAS TO BE 80 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:25,164 GOOD. 81 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:27,934 >> James: WE LOVE YOU FOR THAT AND LOVE YOU FOR BEING 82 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:32,038 FABRIZIO COPANO, EVERYBODY, THIS >> James: ARE YOU READY? 83 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,339 THEN LET'S! 84 00:04:33,406 --> 00:04:34,140 ROLL THE TITLES! 85 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:34,874 COME ON! 86 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,910 Captioning sponsored by CBS 87 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,982 ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OOH 88 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:46,486 ♪ IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW OH IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW 89 00:04:46,552 --> 00:04:57,964 ♪ OH OH IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW 90 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:58,631 I AM THRILLED THAT YOU ARE HERE. 91 00:04:58,698 --> 00:04:59,532 BLESS YOU FOR COMING OUT. 92 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:02,735 I'M IN A GREAT MOOD RIGHT NOW. 93 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:05,071 BE WARNED I AM IN A GOOD MOOD. 94 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,939 >> WHAT IS GOING ON? 95 00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:10,076 >> James: I DON'T KNOW BUD, I CAN'T CALL IT, I DON'T KNOW WHY 96 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,010 BUT I'M POPPING. 97 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:13,212 >> BIG WEEKEND PLANS? 98 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:14,681 >> James: ZERO. 99 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:16,949 >> NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 100 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:20,553 >> James: I'M EXCITED THAT MICHAEL URIE IS HERE. 101 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:28,695 YOU KNOW HIS NEW SHOW, SHRINKING, AN APPLE TV SHOW, ALL 102 00:05:28,761 --> 00:05:37,570 ABOUT THERAPISTS, TEST LASTO, HARRISON FORD, BACK TO BACK TV 103 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:42,075 SHOWS, WHO SAW THAT COMING? 104 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:46,813 DID NEW INDIANA JONES AND THEN BACK TO BACK TV SHOWS. 105 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:51,350 >> LIKE THE MOVIES HE'S BEEN IN,. 106 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:54,821 >> HE'S VERY POOR THAT'S WHY HE'S DOING THAT. 107 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:56,055 >> HE'S BROKE. 108 00:05:56,122 --> 00:06:01,728 >> James: HAVE I TOLD THE STORY OF WHEN I MET HARRISON 109 00:06:01,794 --> 00:06:02,428 FORD? 110 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:04,130 IT WAS CALLED THE HISTORY BOYS. 111 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:08,935 WE WENT ON A WORLD TOUR, ALL OF US KEPT SAYING ON THE WORLD TOUR 112 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:13,506 YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT ON BROADWAY BECAUSE ALL THESE BIG 113 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:17,610 FAMOUS PEOPLE COME TO SEE THE SHOW AND EVERYONE COME TO MEET 114 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:18,845 YOU AFTERWARDS. 115 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:22,548 WE OPENED ON BROADWAY, WE HAD EXTRAORDINARY NIGHTS, WE HAD ONE 116 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:27,820 NIGHT IN THAT SHOW WHERE IN THE SAME ROW WAS DAVID BOWIE JAMES 117 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:32,625 TAYLOR AND STEIN SPIELBERG, IN THE SAME ROW. 118 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:35,094 NO ONE CAME BACKSTAGE. 119 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:36,829 NOBODY EVER CAME BACKSTAGE. 120 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:37,964 OKAY? 121 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:44,670 ME AND MY FRIEND RUSSELL ARE WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS AND 122 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:49,909 HARRISON FORD AND CALIST FLOCKHART ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF 123 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:51,077 THE STAIRS. 124 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:55,214 I HAD TO TELL YOU MR. FORD YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON WHO HAS 125 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:56,449 COME BACKSTAGE. 126 00:06:56,516 --> 00:07:00,586 THIS IS GOING TO MEAN THE WORLD FOR THE BOYS, THIS IS SUCH AN 127 00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:03,956 HONOR, THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO COME BACK AND SEE US. 128 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:10,196 AT THAT TIME, A MAN LEANED OVER AND SAID MR. FORD YOUR CAR'S 129 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,132 OUTSIDE AND HE JUST WALKED OUT THE DOOR. 130 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:14,400 (APPLAUSE) >> James: WE CAN TALK LIKE 131 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:17,637 THIS ALL DAY BUT WE HAVE NO TIME BECAUSE WE HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE 132 00:07:17,703 --> 00:07:23,876 NEWS. 133 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,077 AND IT HAPPENED. 134 00:07:25,144 --> 00:07:26,212 THE UNITED STATES REACHED ITS DEBT CEILING TODAY, WHICH WILL 135 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,580 NOW FORCE THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT TO TAKE, 136 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:31,117 "EXTRAORDINARY MEASURES" TO KEEP THE COUNTRY FROM DEFAULTING ON 137 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:32,185 ITS LOANS. 138 00:07:32,251 --> 00:07:33,719 YOU KNOW IT'S NOT A GOOD SITUATION WHEN THE TREASURY 139 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:36,889 DEPARTMENT IS LIKE, "HEY MAN, COULD YOU WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK 140 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:41,494 TO CASH THAT CHECK?" (LAUGHTER) 141 00:07:41,561 --> 00:07:44,764 BY MOVING MONEY AROUND, THE TREASURY SAYS THEY CAN DELAY A 142 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:46,232 CATASTROPHIC DEFAULT BY UP TO FIVE MONTHS. 143 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:51,771 "CATASTROPHIC DEFAULT." 144 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:53,739 CATASTROPHIC DEFAULT EITHER SOUNDS LIKE IT'S VERY BAD, OR 145 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:57,677 IT'S SOMETHING TONY HAWK DID TO WIN THE "X-GAMES" IN '98. 146 00:07:57,743 --> 00:08:02,315 >> WHOA, CATASTROPHIC DEFAULT! 147 00:08:02,381 --> 00:08:06,819 >> James: IF YOU ASK ME, THIS IS WHERE WE 148 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:08,654 COULD USE DONALD TRUMP. 149 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:10,189 I DIDN'T LIKE THE GUY, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT, HE'S REALLY 150 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:13,659 GOOD AT NOT PAYING MONEY THAT HE OWES. 151 00:08:13,726 --> 00:08:18,331 (LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE) 152 00:08:18,397 --> 00:08:20,233 >> James: IN OTHER NEWS. 153 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:23,202 THERE WERE MASSIVE STRIKES AND PROTESTS 154 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:25,238 ACROSS FRANCE TODAY, AS WORKERS PUSHED BACK ON THE GOVERNMENT'S 155 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:29,775 DECISION TO RAISE THE LEGAL RETIREMENT AGE FROM 62 TO 64. 156 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,677 PEOPLE IN FRANCE HAVEN'T PROTESTED LIKE THIS SINCE THEY 157 00:08:31,744 --> 00:08:35,014 RAISED THE LEGAL SMOKING AGE TO SEVEN. 158 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:38,718 (LAUGHTER) >> James: THE CURRENT 159 00:08:38,784 --> 00:08:39,752 RETIREMENT AGE IS 62. 160 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:43,189 THAT'S AMAZING. 161 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,524 WHEN YOU'RE 62 YEARS OLD IN AMERICA, YOU'VE STILL GOT 162 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:46,792 ANOTHER 18 YEARS UNTIL YOU CAN BECOME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED 163 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:50,396 STATES. 164 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:54,267 (LAUGHTER) >> James: THE FRENCH PEOPLE 165 00:08:54,333 --> 00:09:01,908 ARE VERY UPSET, THEY ARE, VERY UPSET, THEY'RE LIKE WORK? 166 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:06,512 MEH." 167 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:08,481 SAW FRENCH PEOPLE DOING IT. 168 00:09:08,547 --> 00:09:12,818 >> I THINK THAT CAPTURES -- >> TO WORK. 169 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:25,531 >> THAT CAPTURES THE -- PREROLLED,. 170 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:26,232 >> James: HAND ROLLED. 171 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:30,236 >> THAT'S A GOOD DETAIL. 172 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,871 >> James: MOVING ON. 173 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:34,473 THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT HAS CALLED FOR A SUBSTANTIAL 174 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:37,610 REDUCTION IN ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION RELEASING NEW GUIDELINES AND 175 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:41,814 SAYING NO AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL IS HEALTHY. 176 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:47,086 HMM, WELCOME TO DRY FOREVERY. 177 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:52,425 I'LL TAKE HEALTH ADVICE FROM CANADA A COUNTRY THAT'S KNOWN 178 00:09:52,491 --> 00:09:58,097 FOR FRENCH FRIES SMOTHERED IN GRAVY AND CHEESE CURDS. 179 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:03,869 >> WHAT KIND OF ADVICE IS THIS, NONE IS HAILTEST (BLEEP). 180 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:10,142 >> James: SAYING TO ME NOW, I'M DRINKING, GIN AND TONIC. 181 00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:19,585 YOU KNOW ALCOHOL IT'S BEST TO DRINK NONE OF THAT. 182 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:31,097 >> I ALREADY REGRET IT. 183 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:39,805 >> SQEEGE. 184 00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:48,681 SQEEGE! 185 00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:50,516 THAT'S GOOD. 186 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:54,286 >> James: ACTUALLY VERY SATISFYING. 187 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:56,022 >> GREAT. 188 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:59,692 >> James: CANADIAN OFFICIALS SAY NO AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL IS 189 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:03,262 HEALTHY. 190 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,097 MEANWHILE BRITISH OFFICIALS RECOMMEND YOU LIMIT YOURSELF TO 191 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:05,965 NO MORE THAN 15 PINTS IN ONE AFTERNOON. 192 00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:07,566 AND DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? 193 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:11,937 RAPPER FLO RIDA WON A MASSIVE LAWSUIT AGAINST THE ENERGY DRINK 194 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,105 COMPANY CELSIUS. 195 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:16,442 THE JURY DETERMINED THAT THE COMPANY BREACHED THE TERMS OF 196 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,311 HIS ENDORSEMENT DEAL, AND NOW NEED TO PAY FLO RIDA 197 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:23,215 $82 MILLION. 198 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:25,818 >> WHAT? 199 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:36,862 >> James: $82 MILLION, FROM SESEMUELS YUS, THAT IS $179 200 00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:41,767 MILLION IN FAHRENHEIT. 201 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:42,968 APPARENTLY, CELSIUS TRIED TO SETTLE OUT OF COURT. 202 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,170 BUT FLO RIDA WAS LIKE "THAT NUMBER'S TOO LOW, LOW, 203 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:47,506 LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW" DO YOU THINK WE'RE IN A PLACE 204 00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:50,876 NOW WHERE WE'VE GOT TOO MANY ENERGY DRINKS? 205 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:52,278 >> ABSOLUTELY. 206 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:56,749 EVERY OTHER PERSON HAS AN ANXIETY PROBLEM WHERE THEY'LL 207 00:11:56,816 --> 00:12:02,888 SAY I WANT TO SEE IF MY DOCTOR WILL PUT ME ON XANAX. 208 00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:04,590 >> OR THE SIZE OF A BABY. 209 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,959 >> IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT WHEN THEY OPEN IT. 210 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:09,929 I HAVE PANIC ATTACKS, I DON'T KNOW WHY. 211 00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:12,698 >> James: THOSE PEOPLE ARE LIKE DRINKING A COFFEE LIKE ONE 212 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:18,003 OF THOSE BIG STARBUCKS LIKE 6 P.M. LIKE THEY'RE LIKE, I JUST 213 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,005 CAN'T GET TO SLEEP. 214 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:24,477 AND HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VIRAL VIDEO, A CALIFORNIA COUPLE WAS 215 00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:31,317 TESTING OUT MAYOR DOG'S NEW CRATES AND IS 216 00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:32,885 THEN, FOR SOME REASON, THEY BOTH DECIDED TO DO IT AT THE SAME 217 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:35,955 TIME, WHEN, WELL... TAKE A LOOK. 218 00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:39,492 THREE CLIMB INTO THE CRATES, HE'S GONE IN AND THEY DON'T 219 00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:47,633 REALIZE THAT THE DOORS HAVE LOCKED BEHIND THEM. 220 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:53,939 SO THEN HE SCOOTS HIS ROUNDS -- (LAUGHTER) 221 00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:57,510 >> James: SO HE CAN OFTEN THE DOOR AND REACH OVER AND UNLOCK 222 00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:00,646 THE CRATES. 223 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,715 >> OH MY GOD! 224 00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:05,351 >> James: WHO'S A WEIRD COUPLE? 225 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:08,854 WHO'S A WEIRD COUPLE? 226 00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:12,625 (APPLAUSE) >> James: AFTER SEEING THIS 227 00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:25,938 THEIR DOGS IMMEDIATELY PUT THEMSELVES UP FOR ADOPTION. 228 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,840 VERY TIMELY THIS, TIMELY. 229 00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:32,344 I GUESS IT TOOK HE CANth THEM 20 YEARS TO COME UP WITH ALL THE 230 00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:40,953 CLEVER SAYINGS LIKE LATTE. 231 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,655 I THINK THEY SHOULD COME OUT WITH CONVERSATION HEARTS WITH 232 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:44,957 ACTUAL CONVERSATIONS THAT COUPLES HAVE. 233 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,860 HEARTS THAT SAY THINGS LIKE... 234 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:48,761 "WE NEED TO TALK." 235 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,796 AND, "WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH?" 236 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:55,901 AND FINALLY, "I WASN'T STARING AT THE WAITRESS!" 237 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:56,969 AND THAT'S THE NEWS! 238 00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,037 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY! 239 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:29,935 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> JAMES: WELCOME BACK. 240 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,370 THE SUPER BOWL IS APPROACHING THIS FEBRUARY. 241 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,872 TO BE HONEST, WE'VE STRUGGLED ON THIS SHOW TO COVER AMERICAN 242 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:35,074 SPORTS. 243 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:39,945 I'VE TRIED BY SENDING MY PARENTS OUT TO REPORT ON THE NFL AND 244 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:44,283 NCAA. 245 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:49,054 HOWEVER WE HAVE JUST HIRED A NEW SPORTS CORRESPONDENT HERE AT THE 246 00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:50,289 SHOW. 247 00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:51,957 HIS NAME IS DYLAN AND HE TOLD ME HE'S THE GUY TO COVER SPORTS. 248 00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:53,125 IF THERE IS ANYONE I TRUST TO KNOW ABOUT SPORTS, IT'S AN 249 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:55,561 AMERICAN NAMED "DYLAN". 250 00:14:55,628 --> 00:15:00,666 HE'S GONNA REPORT ON FOOTBALL- GIVE IT UP FOR DYLAN! 251 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:07,339 >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 252 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,941 TOM BRADY IS REPRISING HIS ROLE AS LEAD QUARTERBACK FOR THE 253 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:09,608 ARIZONA CARDEENALS. 254 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:10,676 THE CARDEENALS ARE LOOKING... 255 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,679 >> JAMES: HOLD ON, IT'S THE ARIZONA CARDINALS RIGHT? 256 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,915 NOT THE CARDEENALS. 257 00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:19,184 >> JAMES I WAS TESTING YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND YOU PASSED. 258 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,688 CONGRATULATIONS. 259 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,923 >> James: SO I THINK THAT'S READY WELL NOPE. 260 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:26,825 >> QUARTERBACK JIMMY GAROPPOLO IS STILL INJURED SO UNDERSTUDY 261 00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:29,928 DAVID BECKHAM TOOK OVER AND IS LEADING THE SAN FRANCISCO 69ERS 262 00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:30,229 TO VICTORY! 263 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:33,899 69 ERS! 264 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,601 >> JAMES: DYLAN EVEN I KNOW THAT'S WRONG, AND DAVID IS A 265 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,903 RETIRED BRITISH FOOTBALL PLAYER. 266 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,938 >> OKAY, JAMES. 267 00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:41,040 LET ME DO MY THING. 268 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,941 THIS IS MY FIRST TIME ON TELEVISION AND YOU'RE SCREWING 269 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:43,309 IT UP. 270 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:44,943 OKAY, JIMBO? 271 00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,078 >> JAMES: PLEASE DON'T CALL ME JIMBO. 272 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:50,416 >> WIDE RECEIVER LIN MANUEL MIRANDA WAS FIRED FROM THE 273 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:51,984 ALBUQUERQUE TOMATOES AFTER TELLING THE DIRECTOR "TURN 274 00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:54,286 AROUND I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE MY FOOTBALL FITS. 275 00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,155 I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY JOCKSTRAP. 276 00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:59,358 ELIZA." 277 00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:02,494 MY JOCK STRAP IS DYING! 278 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:05,564 >> James: SORRY DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL? 279 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:11,003 IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT THEATRE WHICH IS 280 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:11,570 SOMETHING I COULD EASILY DO. 281 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,304 >> COULD YOU? 282 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:12,871 >> JAMES: YES I COULD. 283 00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:13,906 >> DO YOU HAVE A TONY? 284 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,240 >> JAMES: YES I DO. 285 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:15,874 WON IT IN 2012! 286 00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:19,044 >> THAT WAS FOR ACTING. 287 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:20,913 CAN YOU SING? 288 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:23,916 >> James: A BIT, NOT RIGHT NOW BUT YEAH. 289 00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:26,719 >> CAN YOU DO THIS? 290 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:28,354 >> James: YES. 291 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:35,928 >> WHAT ABOUT THIS? 292 00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:39,998 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) [ AUDIENCE SCREAMING ] 293 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:56,315 >> James: I CAN'T DO IT RIGHT NOW. 294 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,951 DYLAN, THE POINT IS YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO KNOW ABOUT 295 00:16:59,017 --> 00:16:59,885 FOOTBALL. 296 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,253 YOU DON'T. 297 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,822 >> >> KNOW ABOUT FOOTBALL? 298 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,057 WHO CARES THAT I KNOW THE JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS CAME BACK 299 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:06,191 TO WIN THEIR WILDCARD GAME OVER THE CHARGERS AFTER TRAILING 27 300 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:09,294 TO NOTHING AT HALFTIME. 301 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,697 WHO CARES THAT I KNOW THE DALLAS COWBOYS KICKER MISSED AN NFL 302 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,799 RECORD FOUR EXTRA POINT KICKS AGAINST THE BUCCANEERS AND THEY 303 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,001 STILL MANAGED TO WIN THE GAME! 304 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:19,405 WHO CARES THAT I KNOW QUARTERBACK BROCK PURDY THREW 305 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:21,774 FOR 332 YARDS AND THREE TOUCHDOWNS OVER THE WEEKEND AND 306 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,976 IS LEADING THE 49ERS ON A STORYBOOK RUN THROUGH THE 307 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:26,445 PLAYOFFS AFTER BEING SELECTED WITH THE VERY LAST PICK IN THE 308 00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:30,182 2022 NFL DRAFT! 309 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:38,757 DON'T RAIN ON MY GATORADE. 310 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:48,066 [ CHEERING ] >> James: YEAH, YEAH, I MEAN 311 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,202 HONESTLY -- DYLAN THAT WAS ACTUALLY VERY IMPRESSIVE. 312 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:53,172 THAT WAS GREAT. 313 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,573 >> IAN TOLD ME WHAT TO SAY THROUGH AN EARPIECE, I HAVE NO 314 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,209 IDEA WHAT I JUST SAID. 315 00:17:57,276 --> 00:18:01,780 >> James: IT DOESN'T MATTER, DYLAN EVERYBODY, WE'LL BE RIGHT 316 00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:02,848 BACK, TO THE "LATE LATE SHOW." 317 00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:20,899 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> JAMES: NOW LET'S MEET OUR 318 00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:21,733 GUESTS TONIGHT! 319 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,903 HE STARS IN "SHRINKING," MICHAEL YURIE! 320 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,972 ♪ ♪ I.T. MICHAEL URIE! 321 00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,914 >> James: SHE STARS IN "ALICE, DARLING" IT'S ANNA 322 00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:37,349 KENDRICK. 323 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,418 ♪ IT'S ANNA KENDRICK! 324 00:18:58,003 --> 00:18:59,905 >> James: THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 325 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,974 I'M THRILLED YOU'RE BOTH HERE. 326 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,143 MICHAEL IS THIS TRUE YOU'RE CARRYING AN INJURY AT THE 327 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:09,214 MOMENT, YOU INJURED YOURSELF ON STAGE, WHAT HAPPENED? 328 00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:12,084 >> OVERACTING, I BROKE A RIB. 329 00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:17,656 ACTUALLY I WAS IN A PLAY CALLED JANE ANGER, I PLAYED WILLIAM 330 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:24,630 SHAKESPEARE AND IT'S SORT OF TWIST ON THE STORY OF WILLIAM 331 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:31,703 SHAKESPEARE, A FEMME MINUTE REVENGE PLAY, YOU GET BOUND IN A 332 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,506 STRAIGHT JACKET KIND OF THING AND I SLIPPED ON BLOOD BECAUSE 333 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:36,241 THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE. 334 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:37,876 AND I BROKE A RIB. 335 00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:40,445 I FELL AND I BROKE A RIB TWO WEEKS AGO. 336 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,581 >> YOU'RE SO BRAVE! 337 00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,516 >> I FINISHED THE SHOW. 338 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:45,450 >> James: DID YOU? 339 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,853 >> I FINISHED THE WHOLE RUN IN FACT. 340 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,489 BUT IT HURTS A LITTLE BIT. 341 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:55,561 YESTERDAY BRETT GOLDSTEIN HUGGED ME AND SET ME BACK ABOUT A WEEK. 342 00:19:55,627 --> 00:20:00,332 BUT WOULD YOU SAY NO TO A HUG FROM BRETT GOLDSTEIN? 343 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:00,899 I DON'T THINK SO. 344 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,234 >> James: WHO WOULD? 345 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:07,172 YOU STARTED ACTING WHEN YOU WERE VERY YOUNG, YOU DEBUTED ON 346 00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:09,374 BROADWAY WHEN YOU WERE 12, I THINK. 347 00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:13,445 BUT YOU TRAVELED ON YOUR OWN AGE 12 ON A BUS FROM MAINE TO NEW 348 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,714 YORK TO AUDITION FOR THE SHOW IS THAT RIGHT? 349 00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:18,650 >> THAT'S MOSTLY TRUE, YES. 350 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:24,690 IT SOUNDS SO BAD, I'M LIKE WELL NO NO NO NO, NO, I WAS 12, BUT 351 00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:27,459 MY 14-YEAR-OLD BROTHER WAS WITH ME. 352 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,728 SO HA HA, WONDERFUL. 353 00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,063 SO VERY RESPONSIBLE. 354 00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:33,632 >> James: WHAT ABOUT THAT BRUS RIDE? 355 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:34,766 - - BUS RIDE? 356 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:38,503 >> YOU CHANGE IN GOVERNMENT, YOU GET ON THE BUS AND SO I 357 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:42,407 AUDITIONED FOR HIGH SOCIETY, THIS WAS THE FIRST JOB I HAD. 358 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:47,346 SO WE WERE TOLD NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS IN AN AUDITION, IT WAS 359 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:51,450 LIKE YES OF COURSE, ANYTHING THEY CAN IS, YES OF COURSE, CAN 360 00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:54,519 YOU STAY FOR A CALL BACK TOMORROW, AND OF COURSE I WAS 361 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:55,587 LIKE NATURALLY. 362 00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:59,891 NOT LIKE I DON'T LIVE HERE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 363 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:04,229 SO MY PARENTS FAXED A COPY OF THEIR CREDIT CARD TO LIKE THE 364 00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:06,365 CHEAPEST HOTEL IN NEW YORK CITY THAT THEY COULD FIND. 365 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,401 AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL OUR CHILDREN ARE CHECKING IN FIRST 366 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:13,038 AND WE'LL BE LONG SHORTLY, OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE IT WOULD BE 367 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:19,144 INSANE FOR THESE TWO CHILDREN TO BE CHECKING INTO A HOTEL BY 368 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:20,078 THEMSELVES. 369 00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:25,183 I WASHED MY UNDERWEAR AND SOCKS IN THE SINK. 370 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:29,388 IN THE FINAL CALL BACK THEY WERE GOING TO BRING IN ONE LAST TIME 371 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:34,993 AND THEY THOUGHT COULD YOU PLEASE DRESS A LITTLE BIT NICER? 372 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:39,631 YOU WANT TO WEAR THE SAME THING TO A CALL BACK, I WAS KIND OF 373 00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:44,002 LIKE A RATTY LOOKING CHILD, HIGH SOCIETY, IT'S IN THE NAME. 374 00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:48,206 I WAS WEARING COMBAT BOOTS THAT I THOUGHT WERE SO COOL. 375 00:21:48,273 --> 00:21:55,514 WE SPENT THE LITTLE BIT OF CASH WE HAD AND GOING TO PAYLESS AND 376 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:56,748 BUYING CHURCH SHOES. 377 00:21:56,815 --> 00:22:00,719 I HAD THESE DISGUSTING JEANS ON AFTERNOON WHITE CARD BEGAN AND 378 00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:11,029 THAT WAS MY ATTEMPT AT LOOKING ARS TOE AC LOOKING 379 00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:13,598 ARISTOCRATIC. 380 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:16,134 >> James: YOU START IN THE THEATER, MICHAEL. 381 00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:19,271 HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU GOT YOUR FIRST PAID ACTING JOB? 382 00:22:19,337 --> 00:22:21,606 >> I THINK I WAS LIKE 19 OR 20. 383 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,675 I THINK I WAS LIKE 19 OR 20. 384 00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:29,648 AND I ACTUALLY I WAS WORKING IN THE BERKSHIRES, I WAS PLAYING A 385 00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:33,485 KID, I WAS WORKING THE BERKSHIRES DOING SUMMER STOCK 386 00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:36,988 AND IT WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE EVERYBODY WOULD HANG OUT 387 00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:41,560 EVERY NIGHT IN ACTOR-HOUSING AND WE WERE ALL HANGING OUT LATE ONE 388 00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:43,729 NIGHT AND SOMEBODY HAD A DOG THAT WAS THERE. 389 00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:51,636 THE DOG WAS COOL, I LIKED THE DOG, I LIKE DOGS, I LIKE ALL 390 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:52,771 DOGS. 391 00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:56,308 THIS DOG CAME UP AND WE WERE DRINKING HANG OUT, WHERE YOU 392 00:22:56,374 --> 00:23:03,281 HAVE BEEN JENNY, MAYBE JENNY HAD BEEN ASLEEP, I WAS LIKE JENNY, 393 00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:07,619 HI JENNY, AND THERE WAS A SPLIT SECOND WHERE I DON'T THINK JENNY 394 00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:09,454 WANTS ME RIGHT NOW. 395 00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:14,092 AND THEN JENNY BIT ME, BIT ON THE LIP, YOU CAN SIGNED OF SEE, 396 00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:16,361 A LITTLE -- >> CAN'T CONFIRM. 397 00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:19,865 >> IT'S A LITTLE MISSHAPEN. 398 00:23:19,931 --> 00:23:20,832 JENNY BIT ME. 399 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,968 I THINK JENNY JUST BIT ME. 400 00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:24,703 AND EVERYBODY WAS LIKE WHAT? 401 00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:28,240 I SAID I THINK JENNY JUST BIT ME. 402 00:23:28,306 --> 00:23:33,645 AND LIKE BLOOD AND A PIECE HANGING, AND IT WAS ALL -- I 403 00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:39,751 FAINTED, THEY HAD TO WAKE UP A PLASTIC SURGEON IN THE MILT OF F 404 00:23:39,818 --> 00:23:42,187 THE NIGHT THEN I DID THE SHOW THE NEXT NIGHT. 405 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,422 DID I THE SHOW! 406 00:23:44,489 --> 00:23:45,991 >> James: THIS GUY! 407 00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:48,193 HE JUST DOESN'T STOP! 408 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,962 (APPLAUSE) >> James: WOW. 409 00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:51,997 WOW. 410 00:23:52,063 --> 00:23:53,832 >> THEY HAD TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT BEFORE THE SHOW 411 00:23:53,899 --> 00:23:58,036 BECAUSE I WAS SO MISSHAPEN. 412 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:05,143 I I LOOKED LIKE FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. 413 00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:11,283 >> THE ROLE OF MICHAEL WILL BE PLAYED BY FRANKENSTEIN'S 414 00:24:11,349 --> 00:24:12,284 MONSTER. 415 00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:16,021 >> HE HAD A ROLE, DON'T SCREAM WHEN YOU SEE HIM. 416 00:24:16,087 --> 00:24:19,524 >> James: BETWEEN THE RIB AND THIS I THINK YOU NEED TO STOP 417 00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:20,559 DOING NEITHER. 418 00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:25,397 SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOT TO LISTEN TO THE UNIVERSE. 419 00:24:25,463 --> 00:24:28,099 >> BUT THE MONEY. 420 00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:30,936 IT'S INSANE! 421 00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:31,970 >> James: ANNA, WE GOT TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR NEW 422 00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:32,871 FILM, ALICE DARLING. 423 00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:34,673 EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY. 424 00:24:34,739 --> 00:24:40,846 >> IT'S ABOUT A WOMAN IN A PSYCHOLOGICALLY ABUSIVE 425 00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:41,680 RELATIONSHIP. 426 00:24:41,746 --> 00:24:43,148 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU EXPENDITURE IT TO BE. 427 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:50,956 LIKE A MYSTERY FILM OR HORROR FILM OR SOMETHING, SIMPLE AND 428 00:24:51,022 --> 00:24:59,898 PARED DOWN I WAS LOOKING TO DO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE 429 00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:01,066 CHALLENGING. 430 00:25:01,132 --> 00:25:02,901 MICHAEL BACKSTAGE WAS, YAYING I WAS TRYING TO WAIT FOR THE 431 00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:05,537 TRAILER TO GET FUNNY. 432 00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:17,916 LIKELY YOU BASED ON VIBES, BY THE WAY CAN WE TALK ABOUT HIM 433 00:25:17,983 --> 00:25:22,387 SHOWING ME UP ON TELEVISION, HOW DARE YOU. 434 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:27,058 AND LIKE I HAVE THAT THING ON SET WHERE I'M JUST LOOKING FOR 435 00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:31,897 THAT IMMEDIATE VALIDATION, OF LIKE VIDEO VILLAGE, JAMES THAT 436 00:25:31,963 --> 00:25:36,167 WAS WONDERFUL REALLY GREAT STUFF I WAS LIKE WAS IT GOOD DADDY, 437 00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:38,570 DID I DO IT? 438 00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:42,641 CHASING THAT IMMEDIATE HIGH AND TRYING TO BE LIKE ENDEARING AND 439 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:43,909 CHARMING AND ALL THESE THINGS. 440 00:25:43,975 --> 00:25:47,545 SO IT WAS KIND OF A VERY STRANGE BUT HOPEFULLY VALUABLE THING FOR 441 00:25:47,612 --> 00:25:51,349 ME TO GO A CHARACTER WHO'S LIKE KIND OF NO FUN TO BE AROUND FOR 442 00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:55,320 THE FIRST LIKE TEN MINUTES OF THE FILM AND KIND OF LIKES YES 443 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:56,955 NAVIGATING THAT WAS INTERESTING. 444 00:25:57,022 --> 00:26:00,926 YES I THINK IT WAS JUST NICE FOR ME TO KIND OF TRY SOMETHING 445 00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:04,296 DIFFERENT AT LIKE A KIND OF WEIRD MOMENT IN MY PERSONAL LIFE 446 00:26:04,362 --> 00:26:09,267 TO LIKE LEAN INTO IT AND BE LIKE LET'S RUN TOWARDS THE SCARIEST 447 00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:12,070 THING THAT NOBODY KNOWS ME FOR OR WANTS ME TO DO. 448 00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:16,007 >> James: I'M SO GLAD YOU DID, I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY 449 00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,242 BRILLIANT. 450 00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:20,912 I CAN APPRECIATE THE SCARY BUT IT'S PAID OFF AND I THINK YOU'RE 451 00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:22,480 BRILLIANT IN IT. 452 00:26:22,547 --> 00:26:27,052 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT ALICE DARLING WHICH OPENS 453 00:26:27,118 --> 00:26:28,119 AMC THEATERS THIS FRIDAY. 454 00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:29,955 >> I CAN'T DO ANOTHER THING. 455 00:26:30,021 --> 00:26:33,525 >> WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 456 00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:34,159 >> WHAT? 457 00:26:34,225 --> 00:26:35,560 >> HE DOES NOW. 458 00:26:35,627 --> 00:26:36,161 HE CALLED. 459 00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:41,933 >> WHY DID YOU LIE TO HIM? 460 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,269 >> BECAUSE I'M MAD. 461 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:51,876 >> WHAT? 462 00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:57,983 >> YOU WOULDN'T LOVE ME IF YOU KNEW HOW BAD I AM. 463 00:26:58,049 --> 00:26:59,985 >> IS THAT SOMETHING THAT HE TELLS YOU? 464 00:27:04,622 --> 00:27:05,890 >> James: STICK AROUND WE'RE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME 465 00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:06,458 BACK! 466 00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:01,880 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: THAT WAS A CLIP 467 00:28:01,946 --> 00:28:04,849 FROM "SHRINKING," THE FIRST TWO 468 00:28:04,916 --> 00:28:07,385 EPISODES PREMIERE JANUARY 27TH ON APPLE TV+. 469 00:28:07,452 --> 00:28:08,653 DWRACHTIONS ON THE SHOW. 470 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:09,821 >> THANK YOU. 471 00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:11,856 >> James: TELL EVERYONE WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY. 472 00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:20,265 >> IT'S ABOUT JASON SEGAL, HE PLAYS A MAN WHO IS GRIEVING OVER 473 00:28:20,331 --> 00:28:21,599 THE DEATH OF HIS WIFE. 474 00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:24,169 IT IS ABOUT A YEAR. 475 00:28:24,235 --> 00:28:31,709 I PLAY HIS BEST FRIEND WHO HE HAS GHOSTED FOR ABOUT A YEAR. 476 00:28:31,776 --> 00:28:36,047 EVERYTHING GOES ONE WAY, I CAN'T BE AROUND YOU ANYMORE, MY WIFE 477 00:28:36,114 --> 00:28:39,117 HAS DIED AND YOU WON'T LET ME GO THERE. 478 00:28:39,184 --> 00:28:41,319 WHAT HAPPENS WITH ME IT IS BEGINNING OF THE SHOW IS WE SORT 479 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,253 OF RECONNECT. 480 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,421 IT'S ABOUT GRIEF. 481 00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:46,224 IT'S ABOUT PEOPLE TRYING TO CONNECT AND SUPPORT EACH OTHER 482 00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:49,060 THROUGH GRIEF THROUGH HUMOR THROUGH CATHARSIS. 483 00:28:49,127 --> 00:28:50,662 AND IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 484 00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:51,896 IT'S REALLY ADULT. 485 00:28:51,963 --> 00:28:56,801 I MEAN I SORT OF FEEL LIKE YOU FEEL, I FEEL LIKE IT'S AN ADULT 486 00:28:56,868 --> 00:28:58,036 PHASE FOR ME. 487 00:28:58,103 --> 00:29:04,242 I'VE BEEN IN A LOT OF GOOFY FUN THINGS GET MY ARMS CHOPPED OFF 488 00:29:04,309 --> 00:29:09,414 ON STAGE, HIGH FASHION SHOWS AND TO DO SOMETHING THAT'S REAL AND 489 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:10,982 ABOUT THINGS THAT WE ALL GO THROUGH. 490 00:29:11,049 --> 00:29:14,285 AND TO TAP INTO THOSE EMOTIONS HAS BEEN REALLY EXCITING. 491 00:29:14,352 --> 00:29:20,658 PLAYING WITH SOME BIG BOYS, LIKE JASON SEGAL AND -- 492 00:29:20,725 --> 00:29:25,029 >> James: HARRISON FORWARD IS IN THE SHOW. 493 00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:27,899 WORKING WITH HAINDERS FORD IS NOT AS INTIMIDATING AS I IMAGINE 494 00:29:27,966 --> 00:29:32,370 >> HE LIKES TO LEAD WITH THIS CRANKY GRUFF ATTITUDE BUT HE'S 495 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:35,907 LIKE A REGULAR ACTOR. 496 00:29:35,974 --> 00:29:37,208 >> SO CRAZY. 497 00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:39,677 >> SO CRAZY. 498 00:29:39,744 --> 00:29:42,780 >> James: HOW DO YOU MAKE COMMON GROUND WITH HARRISON? 499 00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:46,518 >> WELL YOU KIND OF HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF HIM A LITTLE BIT AND HE 500 00:29:46,584 --> 00:29:50,388 LOVES THAT AND HE LOVES MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE AFTER ONE OF OUR 501 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:53,758 FIRST SCENES TOGETHER IT WAS JUST ME AND HIM WE'D DONE A FEW 502 00:29:53,825 --> 00:29:56,995 TAKES THEY WERE MOVING THE CAMERA. 503 00:29:57,061 --> 00:29:59,063 I SAID YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT THIS. 504 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:02,934 HE GOES AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS JUST A PRETTY FACE. 505 00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:06,070 >> James: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, I'M VERY EXCITED 506 00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:06,838 ABOUT THIS. 507 00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:08,873 YOU JUST DIRECTED THE FIRST MOVIE. 508 00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:10,608 NOW IT WRAPPED A FEW WEEKS AGO. 509 00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:13,244 HOW WAS THE EXPERIENCE? 510 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:16,214 DID YOU SHADOW ANYBODY TO PREPARE FOR THIS THING? 511 00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:19,350 >> I WISH THAT I KIND OF HAD THE TIME TO DO THAT. 512 00:30:19,417 --> 00:30:23,521 IT REALLY KIND OF CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. 513 00:30:23,588 --> 00:30:26,758 I ONLY HAD SIX WEEKS BEFORE I STARTED LIKE HARD PREP. 514 00:30:26,824 --> 00:30:28,860 SO I DIDN'T GET TO SHADOW ANYBODY. 515 00:30:28,927 --> 00:30:33,731 I DID LIKE SOME PEOPLE REACHED OUT WHICH WAS REALLY LOVELY, 516 00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:36,134 EDGAR WRIGHT WHO WE LOVE REACHED OUT. 517 00:30:36,201 --> 00:30:41,306 IT'S ALSO THE SWEETEST THING TO SAY, I'M HERE IF YOU NEED 518 00:30:41,372 --> 00:30:43,841 ANYTHING BUT YOU DON'T NEED ANYTHING. 519 00:30:43,908 --> 00:30:52,150 PALL FEEG HE DIRECTED A SIMPLE FAVOR, HE'S JUST THE SWEETEST 520 00:30:52,217 --> 00:31:00,658 MAN ALIVE, HAS THE SWEETEST PERSONALITY, HIS ADVICE WAS 521 00:31:00,725 --> 00:31:04,662 SHOCKINGLY HARSH, LIKE NOT WAS LIKE HE'S LOOK, THE BUCK STOPS 522 00:31:04,729 --> 00:31:06,598 WITH YOU, OKAY? 523 00:31:06,664 --> 00:31:11,603 YOU KNOW IF THE SCRIPT ISN'T UP TO SNUFF, THE PHOTOGRAPHY ISN'T 524 00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:15,506 UP TO SNUFF THAT IS NOBODY'S FAULT BUT YOUR OWN. 525 00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:20,078 I WAS TRYING TO RECONCILE THE SWEETEST VOICE IN MY HEAD GOING 526 00:31:20,144 --> 00:31:23,248 LIKE SUCK IT UP KENDRICK, DEAL WITH IT. 527 00:31:23,314 --> 00:31:24,849 >> James: WHAT IS THE FILM CALLED? 528 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:27,285 >> IT'S CALLED THE DATING GAME RIGHT NOW. 529 00:31:27,352 --> 00:31:28,519 IT'S UNTITLED. 530 00:31:28,586 --> 00:31:33,758 >> James: IT'S CALLED KENDRICK '01, IT WILL BE YOUR 531 00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:36,661 LEGACY, YOU'LL GO UP TO 25. 532 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:37,895 KENDRICK '01. 533 00:31:37,962 --> 00:31:41,065 WELL, WE WON'T BE HERE WHEN IT COMES OUT BUT WE'LL ALL BE FIRST 534 00:31:41,132 --> 00:31:42,533 IN LINE TO SEE IT. 535 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,370 YOU'LL GO ON ANOTHER SHOW TO PROMOTE IT. 536 00:31:45,436 --> 00:31:47,605 I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE IT. 537 00:31:47,672 --> 00:31:51,509 I'M INCREDIBLY PR PROUD OF YOU. 538 00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:54,178 REGGIE DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING? 539 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:56,347 >> YES I DO. 540 00:31:56,414 --> 00:32:00,718 TONIGHT'S QUESTION IS, WHAT IS THE SWEETEST MOMENT YOU'VE EVER 541 00:32:00,785 --> 00:32:01,753 EXPERIENCED IN YOUR LIFE? 542 00:32:01,819 --> 00:32:03,221 >> THE SWEETEST? 543 00:32:03,288 --> 00:32:11,095 >> I ONCE GOT KISSED BY THE DOG NAMED JENNY, LASTED FOREVER. 544 00:32:11,162 --> 00:32:11,529 SOMEWHERE. 545 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:12,797 >> James: ANNA. 546 00:32:12,864 --> 00:32:17,802 >> A GUY TRIED TO SHOW ME UP AS CINDERELLA ON NATIONAL TV AND I 547 00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:20,705 THOUGHT THAT WAS REALLY SWEET OF HIM. 548 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:23,908 >> BUT IT'S MISFAULT. 549 00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:25,410 >> Reggie: THAT IS CORRECT. 550 00:32:25,476 --> 00:32:26,944 >> James: IT IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. 551 00:32:27,011 --> 00:32:28,946 PLEASE THANK OUR GUESTS, ANNA KENDRICK AND MICHAEL URIE. 552 00:32:29,013 --> 00:32:30,014 SPHASHZ COPANO IS HERE WHEN WE COME BACK. 553 00:32:43,027 --> 00:32:44,962 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK. 554 00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:47,965 OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN OUTSTANDING STAND-UP COMEDIAN 555 00:32:48,032 --> 00:32:49,300 AND CO-HOST OF THE FANTASTIC PODCAST, "SI PROBLEMO". 556 00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:51,969 WE'RE SO PROUD HE IS MAKING HIS LATE-NIGHT DEBUT HERE WITH US 557 00:32:52,036 --> 00:32:55,606 TONIGHT. 558 00:32:55,673 --> 00:33:05,083 PLEASE WELCOME THE OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY, FABRIZIO COPANO. 559 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:09,087 >> THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH, THANK YOU THANK YOU, HI EVERYONE, HI, 560 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:18,496 HI, YES I'M FROM CHILE, I'M FROM SMSOUTH AMERICA, I WAS THERE A W 561 00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:22,266 WEEKS AGO BECAUSE A FRIEND OF MINE BECAME THE PRESIDENT OF THE 562 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:22,800 COUNTRY. 563 00:33:22,867 --> 00:33:23,935 CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? 564 00:33:24,001 --> 00:33:27,438 IT IS THE FIRST MILLENNIAL PRESIDENT, 36 YEARS OLD AND I 565 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:30,675 DON'T THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA HONESTLY. 566 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:35,313 HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO QUIT AFTER A MONTH BECAUSE OF TOO 567 00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:39,784 MUCH ANXIETY, I WANT TO TRAVEL FIRST! 568 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,085 HE'S A NICE PERSON. 569 00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:45,123 HE INVITE ME TO HIS INAUGURATION AND IT WAS A LITTLE BIT OF FUN 570 00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:49,193 BUT A LITTLE BIT AWKWARD FOR ME BECAUSE I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM. 571 00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:52,463 I MEAN I DON'T KNOW IF YOU AGREE BUT YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR A FRIEND. 572 00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:53,431 THAT'S TOO WEIRD. 573 00:33:53,498 --> 00:33:54,999 YOU KNOW TOO MUCH, YOU KNOW? 574 00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:57,969 YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR SOMEBODY WHO DRAW A PENIS IN MY FOREHEAD WHEN 575 00:33:58,035 --> 00:33:58,770 I WAS 15. 576 00:33:58,836 --> 00:34:02,106 THAT IS THE RIGHT PERSON WITH A JOB. 577 00:34:02,173 --> 00:34:04,909 I'M MARRIED, I HAVE A BABY, I HAVE A LITTLE BABY. 578 00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:09,914 THANK YOU THANK YOU. 579 00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:12,784 SO I'M A NEW DAD AND I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND 580 00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:15,052 OF DAD I WANT TO BE. 581 00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:18,823 AND I'M THINKING I DON'T WANT TO BE THE KIND OF DAD WHO IS A 582 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:22,427 FRIEND WITH HIS KID. 583 00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:27,832 LIKE I'M HIS FRIEND, I CAN'T FEEL LIKE I'M A FRIEND BECAUSE 584 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,368 I'M DOING HIS MOM! 585 00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:33,037 WHAT KIND OFFED FROM DID THAT TO YOU? 586 00:34:33,104 --> 00:34:33,604 YOU KNOW? 587 00:34:33,671 --> 00:34:35,673 THAT'S NOT YOUR FRIEND. 588 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:39,844 I MEAN EVERY NIGHT, I PUT HIM TO SLEEP AND I GO TO THE NEXT ROOM, 589 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:43,381 I DO HIS MOM? 590 00:34:43,448 --> 00:34:45,082 I DON'T THINK THAT'S FAIR. 591 00:34:45,149 --> 00:34:47,518 I DON'T THINK -- I DON'T THINK THAT SHOULD BE LEGAL. 592 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:49,253 I THINK IT'S A BAD IDEA. 593 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,456 YES MY WIFE IS FROM TEXAS. 594 00:34:51,522 --> 00:34:53,724 YOU GUYS EVER BEEN TO TEXAS? 595 00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:54,826 TEXAS OVER THERE? 596 00:34:54,892 --> 00:34:56,661 YEAH, I THINK THIS IS GREAT. 597 00:34:56,727 --> 00:35:00,131 I JUST IT'S CONFUSING TO ME THAT IT IS ONE OF THE FEW PLACES IN 598 00:35:00,198 --> 00:35:12,443 THE WORLD WHERE THEY HATE ATLANTAOS AND THEY ARE LATINOS 599 00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:13,311 AT THE SAME TIME. 600 00:35:13,377 --> 00:35:18,683 WAS YOUR NAME, JORGE GUTIERREZ. 601 00:35:18,749 --> 00:35:19,884 THIS IS TRUE. 602 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:23,154 THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE, I WAS WITH MY WIFE AND HER FAMILY. 603 00:35:23,221 --> 00:35:27,625 AND HER UNCLE SAID TO ME, HE WAS LIKE HEY HEY HEY DON'T MAKE 604 00:35:27,692 --> 00:35:28,926 JOKES ABOUT THIS COUNTRY. 605 00:35:28,993 --> 00:35:30,294 YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN. 606 00:35:30,361 --> 00:35:31,863 AND HE SAID AMERICAN. 607 00:35:31,929 --> 00:35:35,166 THIS WAY, I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE. 608 00:35:35,233 --> 00:35:39,737 BUT THERE'S ACTUALLY PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT SAID AMERICAN LIKE 609 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:40,972 THAT. 610 00:35:41,038 --> 00:35:45,810 WHY DO THEY HAVE A LITTLE STROKE WHEN THEY SAY THE NAME OF THIS 611 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:47,078 COUNTRY. 612 00:35:47,144 --> 00:35:50,848 FIRST OF ALL THERE IS NOT OTHER COUNTRIES TRYING THIS, IT'S NOT 613 00:35:50,915 --> 00:35:54,018 LIKE CROATIA. 614 00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:55,820 LIKE SINGAPORE, NO ONE ELSE. 615 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:58,623 IF YOU DECIDE TO DO THIS YOU HAVE TO COMMIT TO THIS FOR THE 616 00:35:58,689 --> 00:35:59,957 REST OF YOUR LIFE. 617 00:36:00,024 --> 00:36:04,161 HAVE TO PAY HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE, WITH AMERICAN EXPRESS. 618 00:36:04,228 --> 00:36:05,062 GO ALL THE WAY. 619 00:36:05,129 --> 00:36:07,698 AND THIS IS THE THING THAT MAKES ME UPSET. 620 00:36:07,765 --> 00:36:12,270 LISTEN I AM AMERICAN BECAUSE THE NAME OF THE CONTINENT IS 621 00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:13,504 AMERICA. 622 00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:15,740 TECHNICALLY, EVERYONE THAT WAS BORN IN THE CONTINENT OF AMERICA 623 00:36:15,806 --> 00:36:16,841 IS AN AMERICAN. 624 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:18,075 YOU KNOW? 625 00:36:18,142 --> 00:36:23,681 FOR ME THIS IS LIKE ONE OF THE AVENGERS DECIDED TO CALL HIM THE 626 00:36:23,748 --> 00:36:27,685 AVENGER AND THE REST OF THE GROUP IS LIKE WAIT, WHAT? 627 00:36:27,752 --> 00:36:30,187 THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. 628 00:36:30,254 --> 00:36:36,160 WHEN WE ALL TOGETHER WE ARE THE ASYRINGERS AND THIS GUY IS 629 00:36:36,227 --> 00:36:43,935 LIKE -- AVENGERS, AND HE SAYS NO NO NO, LISTEN TO ME, I AM THE 630 00:36:44,001 --> 00:36:44,435 AVENGER. 631 00:36:44,502 --> 00:36:45,670 IT IS PRETTY WEIRD. 632 00:36:45,736 --> 00:36:55,513 THEY ARE ALSO ANTIVAXXERS, WHY DO YOU THE NOT WANT THE VACCINE? 633 00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:59,784 ONE OF THEM SAID I DON'T WANT THE VACCINE, BILL GATES IS 634 00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:05,222 TRYING TO CONTROL MY MIND WITH A MICROCHIP. 635 00:37:05,289 --> 00:37:09,026 YOU SHOULD LET BILL GATES TO CONTROL YOUR MIND. 636 00:37:09,093 --> 00:37:11,128 HE'S WAY SMARTER THAN YOU. 637 00:37:11,195 --> 00:37:15,166 THIS IS A CHANCE FOR IMPROVEMENT. 638 00:37:15,232 --> 00:37:20,504 THIS IS -- GOOD NEWS FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. 639 00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:25,443 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> AND LISTEN AFTER THE LAST 640 00:37:25,509 --> 00:37:29,447 COUPLE OF YEARS I WOULD BE THINKING IT WOULD BE NICE TO BE 641 00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:30,681 MIND CONTROL FOR A MONTH. 642 00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:35,720 A MONTH OF NO THINKING, SOMEONE ELSE TAKING DECISIONS FOR YOU, 643 00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:40,324 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU LOOK FOR A MOVIE ON NETFLIX IT WOULD BE 644 00:37:40,391 --> 00:37:46,297 NICE IF THERE IS A VOICE IN YOUR BRAIN LIKE SHREK 2 AND YOU'D BE 645 00:37:46,364 --> 00:37:49,800 LIKE OH THANK YOU MR. GATES I APPRECIATE YOUR LOVE FOR FINE 646 00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:50,835 CINEMA. 647 00:37:50,901 --> 00:37:58,943 THAT'S MY TIME GUYS, THANK YOU SO MUCH, THANK YOU! 648 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:04,849 >> James: WHAT ABOUT THAT, FABRIZIO COPANO, EVERYONE. 649 00:38:04,915 --> 00:38:05,916 THAT WAS SO GREAT. 650 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:21,666 >> James: THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH. 651 00:38:21,732 --> 00:38:22,333 FOR JOINING US. 652 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,834 WE'LL SEE YOU VERY, VERY SOON. 653 00:38:23,901 --> 00:38:24,902 REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.