♪ ARE YOU READY ALL TO HAVE SOME FUN
♪ FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT DON'T YOU WORRY
♪ 'BOUT WHERE YOU COME FROM IT WILL BE ALL RIGHT
♪ IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW >> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM THESE REALLY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
HERE IN THE FRONT ROW, GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST: THE
ONE... THE ONLY... JAMES CORDEN!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: HOW ARE YOU?
THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.
I APPRECIATE IT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY.
YOU GUYS!
BLESS YOU!
HELLO GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE "LATE LATE SHOW."
I HOPE YOU HAD THE BEST DAY.
BLESS YOU FOR STAYING UP WITH US, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT
EVERYBODY.
LET'S SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT!
SHE'S A MULTI-TALENTED OSCAR, EMMY, AND TONY-NOMINATED ACTOR
AND BEST-SELLING AUTHOR YOU KNOW FROM THE "PITCH PERFECT" MOVIES,
"A SIMPLE FAVOR," "LOVE LIFE" AND SO MUCH MORE, THE
SPECTACULAR, ANNA KENDRICK!
IS ON THE SHOW!
THERE SHE IS!
HOW ARE YOU?
>> JAMES I'M WONDERFUL.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> James: I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
I WISH YOU WEREN'T A TINY BOX ON TOP OF THIS CAMERA RIGHT NOW, I
CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT THERE.
>> James: WHAT IF NONE OF US ARE EVEN HERE?
>> THAT'S WHAT I LIVE FOR.
>> James: THIS LEVEL OF DEAD.
I WAS IN A RESTAURANT THE OTHER DAY, ONE OF THOSE RESTAURANTS
WHERE THERE WAS TVS ABOVE THE IMAR AND ON ONE OF THE TVS,
"INTO THE WOODS" WAS ON.
IT WAS OH THAT WAS THE GREATEST TIME.
>> IT REALLY WAS, IT REALLY WAS.
>> James: CAN YOU REMEMBER ANY OF IT?
I BET YOU CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR BIT CAN YOU?
>> WELL YOU JUST SAW IT.
THAT'S CHEATING!
>> James: THE SOUND WASN'T ON.
I THINK I WAS THE ONLY PERSON IN THE BAR THAT WAS LIKE OH THAT
WAS STEPHEN SONDHEIM'S INTO THE WOODS.
I REMEMBER MY FIRST BIT.
THE BIT THAT GOES WAIT A MINUTE MAGIC.
♪ ♪ ♪, IT'S YOUR FAULT.
>> I GOT NOTHING FOR YOU MAN!
>> James: WE LOVE YOU ANNA KENDRICK EVERYBODY.
AND HE IS A BRILLIANT ACTOR OF STAGE AND SCREEN.
YOU KNOW HIM FROM "UGLY BETTY," "YOUNGER," AND "SINGLE ALL THE
WAY," THE SENSATIONAL, THE MARVELOUS, MICHAEL URIE!
IS HERE TONIGHT.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> NO IT'S YOUR FAULT.
>> James: NO IT'S YOUR FAULT.
>> YES IT IS, IT'S TRUE.
BUT YOU HAVEN'T GONE BACK -- I GOT THIS, I GOT THIS.
WHAT'S HAPPENING UNDER THIS SUIT?
>> JUST A LITTLE NIPPLE.
READY FOR YOU.
>> James: WHAT IS THIS SHEER!
, THAT IS A LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE.
HONESTLY I'LL NEVER KNOW.
LOOK AND THE HIP, I'M NOT EVEN CONFIDENT TO DO THAT!
BUT I'M NOT MAD AND THIS AT AND WE LOVE YOU, I BE MICHAEL URIE,
EVERYBODY.
AND HE'S A TREMENDOUS STAND UPCOMEDIAN, ITALIAN, LATE NIGHT
DEBUT, ALL THE WAY FROM CHILE, IT IS FABRIZIO COPANO IS HERE.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> James: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY.
WE WERE TALKING BEFORE THE SHOW.
IS THIS TRUE, SPHASHZ PLAYS TO 5, 10, 15,000 PEOPLE ARENAS IN
CHILE.
>> THIS IS IMPORTANT NEWS BACK IN CHILE.
THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT WHAT'S HAPPENING TONIGHT.
EVERYBODY IN THAT COUNTRY IS WATCHING THIS SHOW, IT HAS TO BE
GOOD.
>> James: WE LOVE YOU FOR THAT AND LOVE YOU FOR BEING
FABRIZIO COPANO, EVERYBODY, THIS >> James: ARE YOU READY?
THEN LET'S!
ROLL THE TITLES!
COME ON!
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♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OOH
♪ IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW OH IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW
♪ OH OH IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW
I AM THRILLED THAT YOU ARE HERE.
BLESS YOU FOR COMING OUT.
I'M IN A GREAT MOOD RIGHT NOW.
BE WARNED I AM IN A GOOD MOOD.
>> WHAT IS GOING ON?
>> James: I DON'T KNOW BUD, I CAN'T CALL IT, I DON'T KNOW WHY
BUT I'M POPPING.
>> BIG WEEKEND PLANS?
>> James: ZERO.
>> NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
>> James: I'M EXCITED THAT MICHAEL URIE IS HERE.
YOU KNOW HIS NEW SHOW, SHRINKING, AN APPLE TV SHOW, ALL
ABOUT THERAPISTS, TEST LASTO, HARRISON FORD, BACK TO BACK TV
SHOWS, WHO SAW THAT COMING?
DID NEW INDIANA JONES AND THEN BACK TO BACK TV SHOWS.
>> LIKE THE MOVIES HE'S BEEN IN,.
>> HE'S VERY POOR THAT'S WHY HE'S DOING THAT.
>> HE'S BROKE.
>> James: HAVE I TOLD THE STORY OF WHEN I MET HARRISON
FORD?
IT WAS CALLED THE HISTORY BOYS.
WE WENT ON A WORLD TOUR, ALL OF US KEPT SAYING ON THE WORLD TOUR
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT ON BROADWAY BECAUSE ALL THESE BIG
FAMOUS PEOPLE COME TO SEE THE SHOW AND EVERYONE COME TO MEET
YOU AFTERWARDS.
WE OPENED ON BROADWAY, WE HAD EXTRAORDINARY NIGHTS, WE HAD ONE
NIGHT IN THAT SHOW WHERE IN THE SAME ROW WAS DAVID BOWIE JAMES
TAYLOR AND STEIN SPIELBERG, IN THE SAME ROW.
NO ONE CAME BACKSTAGE.
NOBODY EVER CAME BACKSTAGE.
OKAY?
ME AND MY FRIEND RUSSELL ARE WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS AND
HARRISON FORD AND CALIST FLOCKHART ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF
THE STAIRS.
I HAD TO TELL YOU MR. FORD YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON WHO HAS
COME BACKSTAGE.
THIS IS GOING TO MEAN THE WORLD FOR THE BOYS, THIS IS SUCH AN
HONOR, THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO COME BACK AND SEE US.
AT THAT TIME, A MAN LEANED OVER AND SAID MR. FORD YOUR CAR'S
OUTSIDE AND HE JUST WALKED OUT THE DOOR.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: WE CAN TALK LIKE
THIS ALL DAY BUT WE HAVE NO TIME BECAUSE WE HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE
NEWS.
AND IT HAPPENED.
THE UNITED STATES REACHED ITS DEBT CEILING TODAY, WHICH WILL
NOW FORCE THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT TO TAKE,
"EXTRAORDINARY MEASURES" TO KEEP THE COUNTRY FROM DEFAULTING ON
ITS LOANS.
YOU KNOW IT'S NOT A GOOD SITUATION WHEN THE TREASURY
DEPARTMENT IS LIKE, "HEY MAN, COULD YOU WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK
TO CASH THAT CHECK?" (LAUGHTER)
BY MOVING MONEY AROUND, THE TREASURY SAYS THEY CAN DELAY A
CATASTROPHIC DEFAULT BY UP TO FIVE MONTHS.
"CATASTROPHIC DEFAULT."
CATASTROPHIC DEFAULT EITHER SOUNDS LIKE IT'S VERY BAD, OR
IT'S SOMETHING TONY HAWK DID TO WIN THE "X-GAMES" IN '98.
>> WHOA, CATASTROPHIC DEFAULT!
>> James: IF YOU ASK ME, THIS IS WHERE WE
COULD USE DONALD TRUMP.
I DIDN'T LIKE THE GUY, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT, HE'S REALLY
GOOD AT NOT PAYING MONEY THAT HE OWES.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)
>> James: IN OTHER NEWS.
THERE WERE MASSIVE STRIKES AND PROTESTS
ACROSS FRANCE TODAY, AS WORKERS PUSHED BACK ON THE GOVERNMENT'S
DECISION TO RAISE THE LEGAL RETIREMENT AGE FROM 62 TO 64.
PEOPLE IN FRANCE HAVEN'T PROTESTED LIKE THIS SINCE THEY
RAISED THE LEGAL SMOKING AGE TO SEVEN.
(LAUGHTER) >> James: THE CURRENT
RETIREMENT AGE IS 62.
THAT'S AMAZING.
WHEN YOU'RE 62 YEARS OLD IN AMERICA, YOU'VE STILL GOT
ANOTHER 18 YEARS UNTIL YOU CAN BECOME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES.
(LAUGHTER) >> James: THE FRENCH PEOPLE
ARE VERY UPSET, THEY ARE, VERY UPSET, THEY'RE LIKE WORK?
MEH."
SAW FRENCH PEOPLE DOING IT.
>> I THINK THAT CAPTURES -- >> TO WORK.
>> THAT CAPTURES THE -- PREROLLED,.
>> James: HAND ROLLED.
>> THAT'S A GOOD DETAIL.
>> James: MOVING ON.
THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT HAS CALLED FOR A SUBSTANTIAL
REDUCTION IN ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION RELEASING NEW GUIDELINES AND
SAYING NO AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL IS HEALTHY.
HMM, WELCOME TO DRY FOREVERY.
I'LL TAKE HEALTH ADVICE FROM CANADA A COUNTRY THAT'S KNOWN
FOR FRENCH FRIES SMOTHERED IN GRAVY AND CHEESE CURDS.
>> WHAT KIND OF ADVICE IS THIS, NONE IS HAILTEST (BLEEP).
>> James: SAYING TO ME NOW, I'M DRINKING, GIN AND TONIC.
YOU KNOW ALCOHOL IT'S BEST TO DRINK NONE OF THAT.
>> I ALREADY REGRET IT.
>> SQEEGE.
SQEEGE!
THAT'S GOOD.
>> James: ACTUALLY VERY SATISFYING.
>> GREAT.
>> James: CANADIAN OFFICIALS SAY NO AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL IS
HEALTHY.
MEANWHILE BRITISH OFFICIALS RECOMMEND YOU LIMIT YOURSELF TO
NO MORE THAN 15 PINTS IN ONE AFTERNOON.
AND DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?
RAPPER FLO RIDA WON A MASSIVE LAWSUIT AGAINST THE ENERGY DRINK
COMPANY CELSIUS.
THE JURY DETERMINED THAT THE COMPANY BREACHED THE TERMS OF
HIS ENDORSEMENT DEAL, AND NOW NEED TO PAY FLO RIDA
$82 MILLION.
>> WHAT?
>> James: $82 MILLION, FROM SESEMUELS YUS, THAT IS $179
MILLION IN FAHRENHEIT.
APPARENTLY, CELSIUS TRIED TO SETTLE OUT OF COURT.
BUT FLO RIDA WAS LIKE "THAT NUMBER'S TOO LOW, LOW,
LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW" DO YOU THINK WE'RE IN A PLACE
NOW WHERE WE'VE GOT TOO MANY ENERGY DRINKS?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
EVERY OTHER PERSON HAS AN ANXIETY PROBLEM WHERE THEY'LL
SAY I WANT TO SEE IF MY DOCTOR WILL PUT ME ON XANAX.
>> OR THE SIZE OF A BABY.
>> IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT WHEN THEY OPEN IT.
I HAVE PANIC ATTACKS, I DON'T KNOW WHY.
>> James: THOSE PEOPLE ARE LIKE DRINKING A COFFEE LIKE ONE
OF THOSE BIG STARBUCKS LIKE 6 P.M. LIKE THEY'RE LIKE, I JUST
CAN'T GET TO SLEEP.
AND HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VIRAL VIDEO, A CALIFORNIA COUPLE WAS
TESTING OUT MAYOR DOG'S NEW CRATES AND IS
THEN, FOR SOME REASON, THEY BOTH DECIDED TO DO IT AT THE SAME
TIME, WHEN, WELL... TAKE A LOOK.
THREE CLIMB INTO THE CRATES, HE'S GONE IN AND THEY DON'T
REALIZE THAT THE DOORS HAVE LOCKED BEHIND THEM.
SO THEN HE SCOOTS HIS ROUNDS -- (LAUGHTER)
>> James: SO HE CAN OFTEN THE DOOR AND REACH OVER AND UNLOCK
THE CRATES.
>> OH MY GOD!
>> James: WHO'S A WEIRD COUPLE?
WHO'S A WEIRD COUPLE?
(APPLAUSE) >> James: AFTER SEEING THIS
THEIR DOGS IMMEDIATELY PUT THEMSELVES UP FOR ADOPTION.
VERY TIMELY THIS, TIMELY.
I GUESS IT TOOK HE CANth THEM 20 YEARS TO COME UP WITH ALL THE
CLEVER SAYINGS LIKE LATTE.
I THINK THEY SHOULD COME OUT WITH CONVERSATION HEARTS WITH
ACTUAL CONVERSATIONS THAT COUPLES HAVE.
HEARTS THAT SAY THINGS LIKE...
"WE NEED TO TALK."
AND, "WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH?"
AND FINALLY, "I WASN'T STARING AT THE WAITRESS!"
AND THAT'S THE NEWS!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> JAMES: WELCOME BACK.
THE SUPER BOWL IS APPROACHING THIS FEBRUARY.
TO BE HONEST, WE'VE STRUGGLED ON THIS SHOW TO COVER AMERICAN
SPORTS.
I'VE TRIED BY SENDING MY PARENTS OUT TO REPORT ON THE NFL AND
NCAA.
HOWEVER WE HAVE JUST HIRED A NEW SPORTS CORRESPONDENT HERE AT THE
SHOW.
HIS NAME IS DYLAN AND HE TOLD ME HE'S THE GUY TO COVER SPORTS.
IF THERE IS ANYONE I TRUST TO KNOW ABOUT SPORTS, IT'S AN
AMERICAN NAMED "DYLAN".
HE'S GONNA REPORT ON FOOTBALL- GIVE IT UP FOR DYLAN!
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
TOM BRADY IS REPRISING HIS ROLE AS LEAD QUARTERBACK FOR THE
ARIZONA CARDEENALS.
THE CARDEENALS ARE LOOKING...
>> JAMES: HOLD ON, IT'S THE ARIZONA CARDINALS RIGHT?
NOT THE CARDEENALS.
>> JAMES I WAS TESTING YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND YOU PASSED.
CONGRATULATIONS.
>> James: SO I THINK THAT'S READY WELL NOPE.
>> QUARTERBACK JIMMY GAROPPOLO IS STILL INJURED SO UNDERSTUDY
DAVID BECKHAM TOOK OVER AND IS LEADING THE SAN FRANCISCO 69ERS
TO VICTORY!
69 ERS!
>> JAMES: DYLAN EVEN I KNOW THAT'S WRONG, AND DAVID IS A
RETIRED BRITISH FOOTBALL PLAYER.
>> OKAY, JAMES.
LET ME DO MY THING.
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME ON TELEVISION AND YOU'RE SCREWING
IT UP.
OKAY, JIMBO?
>> JAMES: PLEASE DON'T CALL ME JIMBO.
>> WIDE RECEIVER LIN MANUEL MIRANDA WAS FIRED FROM THE
ALBUQUERQUE TOMATOES AFTER TELLING THE DIRECTOR "TURN
AROUND I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE MY FOOTBALL FITS.
I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY JOCKSTRAP.
ELIZA."
MY JOCK STRAP IS DYING!
>> James: SORRY DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL?
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT THEATRE WHICH IS
SOMETHING I COULD EASILY DO.
>> COULD YOU?
>> JAMES: YES I COULD.
>> DO YOU HAVE A TONY?
>> JAMES: YES I DO.
WON IT IN 2012!
>> THAT WAS FOR ACTING.
CAN YOU SING?
>> James: A BIT, NOT RIGHT NOW BUT YEAH.
>> CAN YOU DO THIS?
>> James: YES.
>> WHAT ABOUT THIS?
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) [ AUDIENCE SCREAMING ]
>> James: I CAN'T DO IT RIGHT NOW.
DYLAN, THE POINT IS YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO KNOW ABOUT
FOOTBALL.
YOU DON'T.
>> >> KNOW ABOUT FOOTBALL?
WHO CARES THAT I KNOW THE JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS CAME BACK
TO WIN THEIR WILDCARD GAME OVER THE CHARGERS AFTER TRAILING 27
TO NOTHING AT HALFTIME.
WHO CARES THAT I KNOW THE DALLAS COWBOYS KICKER MISSED AN NFL
RECORD FOUR EXTRA POINT KICKS AGAINST THE BUCCANEERS AND THEY
STILL MANAGED TO WIN THE GAME!
WHO CARES THAT I KNOW QUARTERBACK BROCK PURDY THREW
FOR 332 YARDS AND THREE TOUCHDOWNS OVER THE WEEKEND AND
IS LEADING THE 49ERS ON A STORYBOOK RUN THROUGH THE
PLAYOFFS AFTER BEING SELECTED WITH THE VERY LAST PICK IN THE
2022 NFL DRAFT!
DON'T RAIN ON MY GATORADE.
[ CHEERING ] >> James: YEAH, YEAH, I MEAN
HONESTLY -- DYLAN THAT WAS ACTUALLY VERY IMPRESSIVE.
THAT WAS GREAT.
>> IAN TOLD ME WHAT TO SAY THROUGH AN EARPIECE, I HAVE NO
IDEA WHAT I JUST SAID.
>> James: IT DOESN'T MATTER, DYLAN EVERYBODY, WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK, TO THE "LATE LATE SHOW."
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> JAMES: NOW LET'S MEET OUR
GUESTS TONIGHT!
HE STARS IN "SHRINKING," MICHAEL YURIE!
♪ ♪ I.T. MICHAEL URIE!
>> James: SHE STARS IN "ALICE, DARLING" IT'S ANNA
KENDRICK.
♪ IT'S ANNA KENDRICK!
>> James: THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
I'M THRILLED YOU'RE BOTH HERE.
MICHAEL IS THIS TRUE YOU'RE CARRYING AN INJURY AT THE
MOMENT, YOU INJURED YOURSELF ON STAGE, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> OVERACTING, I BROKE A RIB.
ACTUALLY I WAS IN A PLAY CALLED JANE ANGER, I PLAYED WILLIAM
SHAKESPEARE AND IT'S SORT OF TWIST ON THE STORY OF WILLIAM
SHAKESPEARE, A FEMME MINUTE REVENGE PLAY, YOU GET BOUND IN A
STRAIGHT JACKET KIND OF THING AND I SLIPPED ON BLOOD BECAUSE
THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE.
AND I BROKE A RIB.
I FELL AND I BROKE A RIB TWO WEEKS AGO.
>> YOU'RE SO BRAVE!
>> I FINISHED THE SHOW.
>> James: DID YOU?
>> I FINISHED THE WHOLE RUN IN FACT.
BUT IT HURTS A LITTLE BIT.
YESTERDAY BRETT GOLDSTEIN HUGGED ME AND SET ME BACK ABOUT A WEEK.
BUT WOULD YOU SAY NO TO A HUG FROM BRETT GOLDSTEIN?
I DON'T THINK SO.
>> James: WHO WOULD?
YOU STARTED ACTING WHEN YOU WERE VERY YOUNG, YOU DEBUTED ON
BROADWAY WHEN YOU WERE 12, I THINK.
BUT YOU TRAVELED ON YOUR OWN AGE 12 ON A BUS FROM MAINE TO NEW
YORK TO AUDITION FOR THE SHOW IS THAT RIGHT?
>> THAT'S MOSTLY TRUE, YES.
IT SOUNDS SO BAD, I'M LIKE WELL NO NO NO NO, NO, I WAS 12, BUT
MY 14-YEAR-OLD BROTHER WAS WITH ME.
SO HA HA, WONDERFUL.
SO VERY RESPONSIBLE.
>> James: WHAT ABOUT THAT BRUS RIDE?
- - BUS RIDE?
>> YOU CHANGE IN GOVERNMENT, YOU GET ON THE BUS AND SO I
AUDITIONED FOR HIGH SOCIETY, THIS WAS THE FIRST JOB I HAD.
SO WE WERE TOLD NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS IN AN AUDITION, IT WAS
LIKE YES OF COURSE, ANYTHING THEY CAN IS, YES OF COURSE, CAN
YOU STAY FOR A CALL BACK TOMORROW, AND OF COURSE I WAS
LIKE NATURALLY.
NOT LIKE I DON'T LIVE HERE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
SO MY PARENTS FAXED A COPY OF THEIR CREDIT CARD TO LIKE THE
CHEAPEST HOTEL IN NEW YORK CITY THAT THEY COULD FIND.
AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL OUR CHILDREN ARE CHECKING IN FIRST
AND WE'LL BE LONG SHORTLY, OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE IT WOULD BE
INSANE FOR THESE TWO CHILDREN TO BE CHECKING INTO A HOTEL BY
THEMSELVES.
I WASHED MY UNDERWEAR AND SOCKS IN THE SINK.
IN THE FINAL CALL BACK THEY WERE GOING TO BRING IN ONE LAST TIME
AND THEY THOUGHT COULD YOU PLEASE DRESS A LITTLE BIT NICER?
YOU WANT TO WEAR THE SAME THING TO A CALL BACK, I WAS KIND OF
LIKE A RATTY LOOKING CHILD, HIGH SOCIETY, IT'S IN THE NAME.
I WAS WEARING COMBAT BOOTS THAT I THOUGHT WERE SO COOL.
WE SPENT THE LITTLE BIT OF CASH WE HAD AND GOING TO PAYLESS AND
BUYING CHURCH SHOES.
I HAD THESE DISGUSTING JEANS ON AFTERNOON WHITE CARD BEGAN AND
THAT WAS MY ATTEMPT AT LOOKING ARS TOE AC LOOKING
ARISTOCRATIC.
>> James: YOU START IN THE THEATER, MICHAEL.
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU GOT YOUR FIRST PAID ACTING JOB?
>> I THINK I WAS LIKE 19 OR 20.
I THINK I WAS LIKE 19 OR 20.
AND I ACTUALLY I WAS WORKING IN THE BERKSHIRES, I WAS PLAYING A
KID, I WAS WORKING THE BERKSHIRES DOING SUMMER STOCK
AND IT WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE EVERYBODY WOULD HANG OUT
EVERY NIGHT IN ACTOR-HOUSING AND WE WERE ALL HANGING OUT LATE ONE
NIGHT AND SOMEBODY HAD A DOG THAT WAS THERE.
THE DOG WAS COOL, I LIKED THE DOG, I LIKE DOGS, I LIKE ALL
DOGS.
THIS DOG CAME UP AND WE WERE DRINKING HANG OUT, WHERE YOU
HAVE BEEN JENNY, MAYBE JENNY HAD BEEN ASLEEP, I WAS LIKE JENNY,
HI JENNY, AND THERE WAS A SPLIT SECOND WHERE I DON'T THINK JENNY
WANTS ME RIGHT NOW.
AND THEN JENNY BIT ME, BIT ON THE LIP, YOU CAN SIGNED OF SEE,
A LITTLE -- >> CAN'T CONFIRM.
>> IT'S A LITTLE MISSHAPEN.
JENNY BIT ME.
I THINK JENNY JUST BIT ME.
AND EVERYBODY WAS LIKE WHAT?
I SAID I THINK JENNY JUST BIT ME.
AND LIKE BLOOD AND A PIECE HANGING, AND IT WAS ALL -- I
FAINTED, THEY HAD TO WAKE UP A PLASTIC SURGEON IN THE MILT OF F
THE NIGHT THEN I DID THE SHOW THE NEXT NIGHT.
DID I THE SHOW!
>> James: THIS GUY!
HE JUST DOESN'T STOP!
(APPLAUSE) >> James: WOW.
WOW.
>> THEY HAD TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT BEFORE THE SHOW
BECAUSE I WAS SO MISSHAPEN.
I I LOOKED LIKE FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER.
>> THE ROLE OF MICHAEL WILL BE PLAYED BY FRANKENSTEIN'S
MONSTER.
>> HE HAD A ROLE, DON'T SCREAM WHEN YOU SEE HIM.
>> James: BETWEEN THE RIB AND THIS I THINK YOU NEED TO STOP
DOING NEITHER.
SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOT TO LISTEN TO THE UNIVERSE.
>> BUT THE MONEY.
IT'S INSANE!
>> James: ANNA, WE GOT TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR NEW
FILM, ALICE DARLING.
EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY.
>> IT'S ABOUT A WOMAN IN A PSYCHOLOGICALLY ABUSIVE
RELATIONSHIP.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU EXPENDITURE IT TO BE.
LIKE A MYSTERY FILM OR HORROR FILM OR SOMETHING, SIMPLE AND
PARED DOWN I WAS LOOKING TO DO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE
CHALLENGING.
MICHAEL BACKSTAGE WAS, YAYING I WAS TRYING TO WAIT FOR THE
TRAILER TO GET FUNNY.
LIKELY YOU BASED ON VIBES, BY THE WAY CAN WE TALK ABOUT HIM
SHOWING ME UP ON TELEVISION, HOW DARE YOU.
AND LIKE I HAVE THAT THING ON SET WHERE I'M JUST LOOKING FOR
THAT IMMEDIATE VALIDATION, OF LIKE VIDEO VILLAGE, JAMES THAT
WAS WONDERFUL REALLY GREAT STUFF I WAS LIKE WAS IT GOOD DADDY,
DID I DO IT?
CHASING THAT IMMEDIATE HIGH AND TRYING TO BE LIKE ENDEARING AND
CHARMING AND ALL THESE THINGS.
SO IT WAS KIND OF A VERY STRANGE BUT HOPEFULLY VALUABLE THING FOR
ME TO GO A CHARACTER WHO'S LIKE KIND OF NO FUN TO BE AROUND FOR
THE FIRST LIKE TEN MINUTES OF THE FILM AND KIND OF LIKES YES
NAVIGATING THAT WAS INTERESTING.
YES I THINK IT WAS JUST NICE FOR ME TO KIND OF TRY SOMETHING
DIFFERENT AT LIKE A KIND OF WEIRD MOMENT IN MY PERSONAL LIFE
TO LIKE LEAN INTO IT AND BE LIKE LET'S RUN TOWARDS THE SCARIEST
THING THAT NOBODY KNOWS ME FOR OR WANTS ME TO DO.
>> James: I'M SO GLAD YOU DID, I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY
BRILLIANT.
I CAN APPRECIATE THE SCARY BUT IT'S PAID OFF AND I THINK YOU'RE
BRILLIANT IN IT.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT ALICE DARLING WHICH OPENS
AMC THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
>> I CAN'T DO ANOTHER THING.
>> WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
>> WHAT?
>> HE DOES NOW.
HE CALLED.
>> WHY DID YOU LIE TO HIM?
>> BECAUSE I'M MAD.
>> WHAT?
>> YOU WOULDN'T LOVE ME IF YOU KNEW HOW BAD I AM.
>> IS THAT SOMETHING THAT HE TELLS YOU?
>> James: STICK AROUND WE'RE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME
BACK!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: THAT WAS A CLIP
FROM "SHRINKING," THE FIRST TWO
EPISODES PREMIERE JANUARY 27TH ON APPLE TV+.
DWRACHTIONS ON THE SHOW.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: TELL EVERYONE WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY.
>> IT'S ABOUT JASON SEGAL, HE PLAYS A MAN WHO IS GRIEVING OVER
THE DEATH OF HIS WIFE.
IT IS ABOUT A YEAR.
I PLAY HIS BEST FRIEND WHO HE HAS GHOSTED FOR ABOUT A YEAR.
EVERYTHING GOES ONE WAY, I CAN'T BE AROUND YOU ANYMORE, MY WIFE
HAS DIED AND YOU WON'T LET ME GO THERE.
WHAT HAPPENS WITH ME IT IS BEGINNING OF THE SHOW IS WE SORT
OF RECONNECT.
IT'S ABOUT GRIEF.
IT'S ABOUT PEOPLE TRYING TO CONNECT AND SUPPORT EACH OTHER
THROUGH GRIEF THROUGH HUMOR THROUGH CATHARSIS.
AND IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S REALLY ADULT.
I MEAN I SORT OF FEEL LIKE YOU FEEL, I FEEL LIKE IT'S AN ADULT
PHASE FOR ME.
I'VE BEEN IN A LOT OF GOOFY FUN THINGS GET MY ARMS CHOPPED OFF
ON STAGE, HIGH FASHION SHOWS AND TO DO SOMETHING THAT'S REAL AND
ABOUT THINGS THAT WE ALL GO THROUGH.
AND TO TAP INTO THOSE EMOTIONS HAS BEEN REALLY EXCITING.
PLAYING WITH SOME BIG BOYS, LIKE JASON SEGAL AND --
>> James: HARRISON FORWARD IS IN THE SHOW.
WORKING WITH HAINDERS FORD IS NOT AS INTIMIDATING AS I IMAGINE
>> HE LIKES TO LEAD WITH THIS CRANKY GRUFF ATTITUDE BUT HE'S
LIKE A REGULAR ACTOR.
>> SO CRAZY.
>> James: HOW DO YOU MAKE COMMON GROUND WITH HARRISON?
>> WELL YOU KIND OF HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF HIM A LITTLE BIT AND HE
LOVES THAT AND HE LOVES MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE AFTER ONE OF OUR
FIRST SCENES TOGETHER IT WAS JUST ME AND HIM WE'D DONE A FEW
TAKES THEY WERE MOVING THE CAMERA.
I SAID YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT THIS.
HE GOES AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS JUST A PRETTY FACE.
>> James: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, I'M VERY EXCITED
ABOUT THIS.
YOU JUST DIRECTED THE FIRST MOVIE.
NOW IT WRAPPED A FEW WEEKS AGO.
HOW WAS THE EXPERIENCE?
DID YOU SHADOW ANYBODY TO PREPARE FOR THIS THING?
>> I WISH THAT I KIND OF HAD THE TIME TO DO THAT.
IT REALLY KIND OF CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.
I ONLY HAD SIX WEEKS BEFORE I STARTED LIKE HARD PREP.
SO I DIDN'T GET TO SHADOW ANYBODY.
I DID LIKE SOME PEOPLE REACHED OUT WHICH WAS REALLY LOVELY,
EDGAR WRIGHT WHO WE LOVE REACHED OUT.
IT'S ALSO THE SWEETEST THING TO SAY, I'M HERE IF YOU NEED
ANYTHING BUT YOU DON'T NEED ANYTHING.
PALL FEEG HE DIRECTED A SIMPLE FAVOR, HE'S JUST THE SWEETEST
MAN ALIVE, HAS THE SWEETEST PERSONALITY, HIS ADVICE WAS
SHOCKINGLY HARSH, LIKE NOT WAS LIKE HE'S LOOK, THE BUCK STOPS
WITH YOU, OKAY?
YOU KNOW IF THE SCRIPT ISN'T UP TO SNUFF, THE PHOTOGRAPHY ISN'T
UP TO SNUFF THAT IS NOBODY'S FAULT BUT YOUR OWN.
I WAS TRYING TO RECONCILE THE SWEETEST VOICE IN MY HEAD GOING
LIKE SUCK IT UP KENDRICK, DEAL WITH IT.
>> James: WHAT IS THE FILM CALLED?
>> IT'S CALLED THE DATING GAME RIGHT NOW.
IT'S UNTITLED.
>> James: IT'S CALLED KENDRICK '01, IT WILL BE YOUR
LEGACY, YOU'LL GO UP TO 25.
KENDRICK '01.
WELL, WE WON'T BE HERE WHEN IT COMES OUT BUT WE'LL ALL BE FIRST
IN LINE TO SEE IT.
YOU'LL GO ON ANOTHER SHOW TO PROMOTE IT.
I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE IT.
I'M INCREDIBLY PR PROUD OF YOU.
REGGIE DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING?
>> YES I DO.
TONIGHT'S QUESTION IS, WHAT IS THE SWEETEST MOMENT YOU'VE EVER
EXPERIENCED IN YOUR LIFE?
>> THE SWEETEST?
>> I ONCE GOT KISSED BY THE DOG NAMED JENNY, LASTED FOREVER.
SOMEWHERE.
>> James: ANNA.
>> A GUY TRIED TO SHOW ME UP AS CINDERELLA ON NATIONAL TV AND I
THOUGHT THAT WAS REALLY SWEET OF HIM.
>> BUT IT'S MISFAULT.
>> Reggie: THAT IS CORRECT.
>> James: IT IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
PLEASE THANK OUR GUESTS, ANNA KENDRICK AND MICHAEL URIE.
SPHASHZ COPANO IS HERE WHEN WE COME BACK.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK.
OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN OUTSTANDING STAND-UP COMEDIAN
AND CO-HOST OF THE FANTASTIC PODCAST, "SI PROBLEMO".
WE'RE SO PROUD HE IS MAKING HIS LATE-NIGHT DEBUT HERE WITH US
TONIGHT.
PLEASE WELCOME THE OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY, FABRIZIO COPANO.
>> THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH, THANK YOU THANK YOU, HI EVERYONE, HI,
HI, YES I'M FROM CHILE, I'M FROM SMSOUTH AMERICA, I WAS THERE A W
WEEKS AGO BECAUSE A FRIEND OF MINE BECAME THE PRESIDENT OF THE
COUNTRY.
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
IT IS THE FIRST MILLENNIAL PRESIDENT, 36 YEARS OLD AND I
DON'T THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA HONESTLY.
HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO QUIT AFTER A MONTH BECAUSE OF TOO
MUCH ANXIETY, I WANT TO TRAVEL FIRST!
HE'S A NICE PERSON.
HE INVITE ME TO HIS INAUGURATION AND IT WAS A LITTLE BIT OF FUN
BUT A LITTLE BIT AWKWARD FOR ME BECAUSE I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM.
I MEAN I DON'T KNOW IF YOU AGREE BUT YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR A FRIEND.
THAT'S TOO WEIRD.
YOU KNOW TOO MUCH, YOU KNOW?
YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR SOMEBODY WHO DRAW A PENIS IN MY FOREHEAD WHEN
I WAS 15.
THAT IS THE RIGHT PERSON WITH A JOB.
I'M MARRIED, I HAVE A BABY, I HAVE A LITTLE BABY.
THANK YOU THANK YOU.
SO I'M A NEW DAD AND I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND
OF DAD I WANT TO BE.
AND I'M THINKING I DON'T WANT TO BE THE KIND OF DAD WHO IS A
FRIEND WITH HIS KID.
LIKE I'M HIS FRIEND, I CAN'T FEEL LIKE I'M A FRIEND BECAUSE
I'M DOING HIS MOM!
WHAT KIND OFFED FROM DID THAT TO YOU?
YOU KNOW?
THAT'S NOT YOUR FRIEND.
I MEAN EVERY NIGHT, I PUT HIM TO SLEEP AND I GO TO THE NEXT ROOM,
I DO HIS MOM?
I DON'T THINK THAT'S FAIR.
I DON'T THINK -- I DON'T THINK THAT SHOULD BE LEGAL.
I THINK IT'S A BAD IDEA.
YES MY WIFE IS FROM TEXAS.
YOU GUYS EVER BEEN TO TEXAS?
TEXAS OVER THERE?
YEAH, I THINK THIS IS GREAT.
I JUST IT'S CONFUSING TO ME THAT IT IS ONE OF THE FEW PLACES IN
THE WORLD WHERE THEY HATE ATLANTAOS AND THEY ARE LATINOS
AT THE SAME TIME.
WAS YOUR NAME, JORGE GUTIERREZ.
THIS IS TRUE.
THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE, I WAS WITH MY WIFE AND HER FAMILY.
AND HER UNCLE SAID TO ME, HE WAS LIKE HEY HEY HEY DON'T MAKE
JOKES ABOUT THIS COUNTRY.
YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN.
AND HE SAID AMERICAN.
THIS WAY, I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE.
BUT THERE'S ACTUALLY PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT SAID AMERICAN LIKE
THAT.
WHY DO THEY HAVE A LITTLE STROKE WHEN THEY SAY THE NAME OF THIS
COUNTRY.
FIRST OF ALL THERE IS NOT OTHER COUNTRIES TRYING THIS, IT'S NOT
LIKE CROATIA.
LIKE SINGAPORE, NO ONE ELSE.
IF YOU DECIDE TO DO THIS YOU HAVE TO COMMIT TO THIS FOR THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE.
HAVE TO PAY HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE, WITH AMERICAN EXPRESS.
GO ALL THE WAY.
AND THIS IS THE THING THAT MAKES ME UPSET.
LISTEN I AM AMERICAN BECAUSE THE NAME OF THE CONTINENT IS
AMERICA.
TECHNICALLY, EVERYONE THAT WAS BORN IN THE CONTINENT OF AMERICA
IS AN AMERICAN.
YOU KNOW?
FOR ME THIS IS LIKE ONE OF THE AVENGERS DECIDED TO CALL HIM THE
AVENGER AND THE REST OF THE GROUP IS LIKE WAIT, WHAT?
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
WHEN WE ALL TOGETHER WE ARE THE ASYRINGERS AND THIS GUY IS
LIKE -- AVENGERS, AND HE SAYS NO NO NO, LISTEN TO ME, I AM THE
AVENGER.
IT IS PRETTY WEIRD.
THEY ARE ALSO ANTIVAXXERS, WHY DO YOU THE NOT WANT THE VACCINE?
ONE OF THEM SAID I DON'T WANT THE VACCINE, BILL GATES IS
TRYING TO CONTROL MY MIND WITH A MICROCHIP.
YOU SHOULD LET BILL GATES TO CONTROL YOUR MIND.
HE'S WAY SMARTER THAN YOU.
THIS IS A CHANCE FOR IMPROVEMENT.
THIS IS -- GOOD NEWS FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> AND LISTEN AFTER THE LAST
COUPLE OF YEARS I WOULD BE THINKING IT WOULD BE NICE TO BE
MIND CONTROL FOR A MONTH.
A MONTH OF NO THINKING, SOMEONE ELSE TAKING DECISIONS FOR YOU,
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU LOOK FOR A MOVIE ON NETFLIX IT WOULD BE
NICE IF THERE IS A VOICE IN YOUR BRAIN LIKE SHREK 2 AND YOU'D BE
LIKE OH THANK YOU MR. GATES I APPRECIATE YOUR LOVE FOR FINE
CINEMA.
THAT'S MY TIME GUYS, THANK YOU SO MUCH, THANK YOU!
>> James: WHAT ABOUT THAT, FABRIZIO COPANO, EVERYONE.
THAT WAS SO GREAT.
>> James: THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH.
FOR JOINING US.
WE'LL SEE YOU VERY, VERY SOON.
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.