♪ ARE YOU READY, Y'ALL TO HAVE SOME FUN
IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT ♪ IT'S "THE LATE LATE SHOW!"
>> Reggie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM
GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM THE STUDIO, GIVE IT UP FOR THE
ONE... THE ONLY... JAMES CORDEN!
>> James: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH, I
APPRECIATE IT.
THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH EVERYBODY!
WELCOME TO THE "LATE LATE SHOW," THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANK YOU FOR STAYING YOU UP FOR US I KNOW IT'S VERY LATE.
LET'S SEE WHO THE GUESTS ARE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT!
HE'S A MULTIPLE EMMY & TONY-WINNING ACTOR, BEST-SELLING
AUTHOR, PRODUCER, AND ONE OF OUR ALL-TIME FAVORITES HERE ON THIS
SHOW, WE LOVE HIM SO MUCH, THE GORGEOUS, BRYAN CRANSTON!
IS ON THE SHOW!
HOW ARE YOU?
>> HI!
>> James: OH WOW, WOW.
JUST DOING A LITTLE WORKOUT RIGHT BRYAN?
>> YOU KNOW I MISSED IT THIS MORNING AND YOU'VE GOT PLENTY OF
THESE LYING AROUND, YOU WON'T MISS IT.
>> James: YOU'VE GOT A WHOLE PLACE STACKED FULL OF AWARDS,
YOU COULD DO DOUBLE TONY AWARDS.
>> I WISH I COULD HAVE ANOTHER ONE, THAT WOULD BALANCE.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU, ARE YOU WELL?
>> I'M GOOD.
>> James: ARE YOU STAYING COVID-SAFE WITH THE VISOR?
>> COVID-SAFE, I HAVE A WIND SHE WILL WIPER FOR THIS.
>> James: WE CAN'T WAIT TO BE WITH YOU.
BRYAN CRANSTON EVERYBODY.
SHE'S A THREE-TIME OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTRESS YOU KNOW
FROM "ALIEN," "AVATAR," "GHOSTBUTERS,' AND SO MUCH
MORE, THE LEGENDARY, THE EXQUISITE, SIGOURNEY WEAVER!
ON THE SHOW TONIGHT!
SIGOURNEY, HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M EXCELLENT, HOW ARE YOU?
>> James: I'M SO THRILLED AND HONORED THAT YOU ARE HERE.
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US.
>> SO AM I.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU, ARE YOU WELL?
>> VERY WELL, LOOKING FORWARD TO TONIGHT VERY MUCH.
>> James: TELL ME THE IS THIS A CRUSHED VELVET?
>> I DON'T THINK I'VE CRUSHED IT YET BUT IT IS VELVET.
>> James: IF YOU HAVEN'T CRUSHED IT YET WE LOVE YOU.
SIGOURNEY WEAVER EVERYBODY.
HE'S A TALENTED PLATINUM-SELLING SINGER-SONGWRITER HAILING FROM
DETROIT.
WE'RE SO EXCITED HE'S HERE TONIGHT TO CELEBRATE THE RELEASE
OF HIS BRAND-NEW SINGLE, "THE LOWS," THE ALWAYS COOL, QUINN
XCII!
HE'S HERE TONIGHT.
HEY HOW ARE YOU?
>> THANKS FOR ALL THE PICKLES JAMES, CHARCUTERIE BOARD IS
REALLY GREAT.
>> James: ARE YOU ENJOYING THE PICKLES?
>> James: IT'S GUILLERMO, HEAD OF THE PICKLES.
>> CAN I SHOUT OUT TO MY MOM AND MY DAD IN THE CROWD?
>> James: THERE THEY ARE!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: LAST TIME WE WERE
ON THE SHOW WE WERE TALKING ON ZOOM.
YOU BROUGHT YOUR FAMILY, YOUR WIFE, WE LOVE YOU FOR THAT.
BLESS YOU VERY MUCH.
QUINN XCII, ARE YOU READY?
I'M JAMES CORDEN, AND THIS?
THIS IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW!" ROLL THE TITLES!
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW, WOO!
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW OH-OH!
♪ IT'S THE LATE, LATE SHOW ♪
TELL YOU WHAT, THERE'S DAYS LIKE TODAY WHEN I'M HONESTLY, I CAN'T
BELIEVE THAT MY JOB TODAY IS THAT I GET TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE
A CHAT WITH SIGOURNEY WEAVER AND BRYAN CRANSTON.
THAT IS -- (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>> James: FIRST TIME SIGOURNEY WEAVER HAS EVER BEEN
HERE.
ICON.
>> ICON.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
>> OH!
>> I KNOW IT.
>> OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!
[ HORN BLAST ] (APPLAUSE)
>> James: NO, SOMEONE MADE THAT NOISE.
>> SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON WITH OUR DESK BUT I HAVE A BUNCH
OF WEIRD BINDERS WHEN I WALKED IN.
IT IS A PHONE NUMBER ON THIS ONE, I DON'T KNOW WHO RON IS.
>> James: DON'T SHOW WHO -- SOMEONE IN HERE LAST NIGHT
MEASURING UP.
>> I THINK SO!
>> James: MEASURING UP FOR THE NEXT SHOW.
>> GUESS WHAT'S IN THIS BINDER?
>> James: NOTHING.
STOP!
>> CAKE, DUDE.
>> James: WHY IS THERE A CAKE DUDE?
>> WHY IS THERE A CAKE BINDER?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS STUFF IS IN HERE.
>> James: WHAT'S THAT, MORE CAKES.
>> BIRD AND ANIMAL RENTALS.
>> James: IT SAYS RON'S PHONE NUMBER A CAKE AND BIRD AND
ANIMAL RENTALS.
>> WHAT'S THE PHONE NUMBER, I'LL DIAL IT.
>> RON'S PHONE NUMBER IS 323 (BLEEP) (BLEEP).
>> James: CAN YOU HEAR THAT?
>> HELLO.
>> James: HEY IS THAT RON?
>> YES.
>> James: RAE RON HOW'S IT GOING?
>> GOOD.
>> James: RON, IT'S JAMES CORDEN HERE FROM THE "LATE LATE
SHOW" WITH JAMES CORDEN, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF IT?
>> I HAVE.
>> James: I'M CAWRLG YOU, I'M IN THE STEWARD YOA RIGHT NOW
RON, I'M FREAKED OUT, WE'VE COME IN THE STUDIO, LOADS OF THINGS
DON'T WORK AND ALL THAT'S HAPPENED IS YOUR PICTURE AND A
CAKE AND A LOT OF FIRST FOR ANIMAL RENTALS.
AND WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT RON AND WE WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU
COULD HELP.
>> HMM.
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE.
>> James: BUT DO YOU WORK IN THIS BUILDING RON?
>> I DO.
>> James: WHAT DEPARTMENT DO YOU WORK IN?
>> WORK ON THE PRESSES, RIGHT?
>> WOW!
>> James: RON BE HONEST WITH ME.
YOU WORK IN THE BUILDING.
IS THIS GOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH MY REPLACEMENT TAKING OVER HERE
AT THE SHOW?
>> I CAN'T TELL.
>> James: ALL RIGHT RON YOU'RE A LOVELY MAN, THANK YOU
FOR YOUR TIME AND MAKE SURE THE PEOPLE AREN'T LEAVING YOUR PHONE
NUMBER RANDOMLY AROUND TV STUDIOS IN THE BUILDING.
>> GOOD LUCK WITH THE REPLACEMENT, ALSO.
>> James: GOOD LUCK WITH THE REPLACEMENT?
(BLEEP) YOU.
RON!
>> IT'S THAT TIME, IT'S TIME FOR NEWS.
THE WHITE HOUSE CONFIRMED THIS MORNING THAT THE SECOND
BATCH OF OBAMA-ERA CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS FOUND IN PRESIDENT
BIDEN'S POSSESSION WERE DISCOVERED IN THE GARAGE OF HIS
DELAWARE HOME.
YOU'VE HEARD OF MAR-A-LAGO.
THIS IS CAR-A-LAGO.
THIS EXPLAINS A LOT, THOUGH.
I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS WHY THE BIDENS' GARDENER SUDDENLY HAS
OPINIONS ON THE UKRAINIAN CENTRAL BANK SYSTEM.
DURING A PRESS CONFERENCE THIS MORNING, BIDEN HAD A TESTY
EXCHANGE WITH A FOX NEWS REPORTER ABOUT ALL THIS.
HAVE A LOOK.
[SIMULTANEOUS SPEECH] >> CLASSIFIED MATERIAL,
CORVETTE, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
>> I GOT A CHANCE TO SPEAK ON ALL OF THIS GOD WILLING SOON,
BUT AS I SAID EARLIER THIS WEEK, BY THE WAY, MY CORVETTE IS IN A
LOCKED GARAGE NOT SITTING OUT IN THE STREET.
>> IN A LOCKED GARAGE?
>> YES AS WELL AS MY CORVETTE.
>> James: YOU CAN CRITICIZE JOE BIDEN'S ECONOMIC PLAN, HIS
FOREIGN POLICY, YOU CAN EVEN GO AFTER HIS SON HUNTER, BUT YOU
KEEP HIS CORVETTE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!
BIDEN SAID THE CORVETTE IS IN A LOCKED GARAGE.
AND NOT ONLY THAT, IT'S SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF BAD
BOYS WITH LEATHER JACKETS AND SWITCHBLADES, SO, DON'T
WORRY, THOSE DOCS ARE EXTRA SAFE.
AND THEN LATER TODAY, ATTORNEY GENERAL -- THAT'S WHAT THEY DO,
GUYS IN LEATHER JACKETS, SWITCH BLADES?
AND LATER ON TODAY, ATTORNEY GENERAL MERRICK GARLAND
ANNOUNCED THE APPOINTMENT OF A SPECIAL COUNSEL TO INVESTIGATE
BIDEN'S HANDLING OF THE DOCUMENTS.
TO BE FAIR, BIDEN DID PROMISE HE'D CREATE MORE JOBS IN
AMERICA.
(LAUGHTER) IN BIDEN'S FIRST MEETING WITH
THE SPECIAL COUNSEL HE'S GOING TO BE LIKE, LOOKING AT NOTES
"I'VE PREPARED A WRITTEN STATEMENT.
OH, NO WAIT, THESE ARE MORE TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS."
I'M SORRY!
IN OTHER NEWS, THE WORLD'S SEXIEST NAMES HAVE BEEN
REVEALED.
ANY GUESSES, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> JAMES.
NO I'M SERIOUS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK REG WAS THE SEXIEST NAME?
>> OBVIOUSLY BRONWYN.
>> James: ANY THOUGHTS?
>> DIRK.
>> James: DIRK?
>> DIRK.
I AM DIRK.
>> James: I DON'T KNOW WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT IT SEEMS
THE OPPOSITE OF SEXY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> BRYCE.
>> BRYCE?
SEXY CHARMING YES.
I DON'T THINK BRYCE IS SEXY.
>> OKAY.
>> James: I DON'T WANT BRYCE TO THROW ME AROUND THE ROOM.
>> I DO!
>> James: I WANT BRYCE TO HOLD ME.
WHILE WE WATCH NOTING HILL, OKAY?
WHAT DO YOU THINK CC?
>> MAYBE LIKE KADE.
>> James: KADE?
IT'S NONE OF THOSE.
THE TOP NAME FOR WOMEN WAS MARY, WITH RACHEL, KATE, JULIA TIED
FOR SECOND.
AND FOR MEN, THE TOP NAME WAS JACK, FOLLOWED BY JAMES, MICK
AND BEN.
SO FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW, MICK OVER THERE IS THE SENIOR
VICE PRESIDENT OF LATE NIGHT PROGRAMMING WEST COAST, BEN IS
OUR EXECUTIVE PRODUCER.
I'M JAMES, WHICH MEANS BY EXTENSION, RIGHT NOW YOU ARE
WATCHING THE SEXIEST SHOW ON LATE NIGHT!
THIS IS TRUE, THE COMPANY DETERMINED SEXIEST NAMES FROM
EROTIC PAINTINGS AND NOVELS AND THIS PAINTING OF NICK BERNSTEIN.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR NAME WAS ON THE LIST?
ANY IDEA?
>> LOW?
>> James: IT WASN'T TOO LOW.
IT WAS 29th BETWEEN KARL AND JARROD.
>> NONE OF THOSE ARE SEXY NAMES I'M SORRY.
WITH IAN, KARL AND JAR ROD YOU CAN ONLY PLAY MARY MARY KILL.
>> AND FINALLY, THE WORLD'S FIRST ROBOT LAWYER, RAN ON A
SMARTPHONE, LISTEN TO THE PROCEEDINGS THEN INSTRUCT TO SAY
VIA AN EAR PIECE, WHICH IS A LONG WAY FROM SAYING, THE
DEFENDANT IS GOING TO GO TO JAIL.
A ROBOT LAWYER OR AS I CALL THEM A LAWYER, BAM!
ROASTED, ROASTED, ROASTED, YEAH.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: SUCK ON THAT
LAWYERS.
SUCK ON THAT YOU PIECE OF (BLEEP) YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE
A CAREER IN THE ARTS.
WOULD YOU LET A ROBOT LAWYER REPRESENT YOU IN COURT?
>> MY DAD IS A LAWYER.
>> James: (BLEEP) YOU IVAN.
WOULD YOU LET A ROBOT REPRESENT YOU IN COURT?
>> EVENTUALLY.
NOT NOW.
NOT LIKE ONE OF THE FIRST ONES.
I'D BE LIKE THE 2045th CASE.
NOT THE FIFTH CASE.
>> James: I REPRESENTED MYSELF IN COURT WHEN I GOT
PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING.
THIS IS LIKE WHEN I JUST PASSED MY DRIVING TEST.
I WENT TO SEE A LAWYER BILLION THE LAWYER SAID IT'S AN OPEN AND
SHUT CASE, YOU WERE GOING TO GET BANNED.
I WAS DOING 101 ON THE TREE WAY.
THE MINIMUM IS SIX MONTHS, YOU COULD GET 18 MONTHS, IT IS
REALLY UP TO WHO YOU GET AS A JUDGE, IT'S NO REASON EMPLOYING
ME.
YOU'LL GET MAD.
I WENT AND WORE A SUIT, WHY WEAR A SUIT, TO LOOK PRESENTABLE,
LOOK REAL.
I WAS THE ONLY ONE WEARING A SUIT.
I GOT SIX MONTHS.
>> YOU GOT SIX MONTHS.
YOU GOT BANNED FROM DRIVING FOR SIX MONTHS?
>> James: YES.
>> DO YOU SHARE THIS WITH THE CELEBRITIES YOU DRIVE AROUND
WITH AND DO CARPOOL KARAOKE?
>> James: IMAGINE THE A ROBOT LAWYER DEFENDING YOU IN COURT,
AND YOU CAN FIND OUT NOR BIT IN DISNEY'S SERIES, BETTER CALL
SAUL E!
♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK.
LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT!
SHE STARS IN "AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER," SIGOURNEY WEAVER!
>> IT'S SIGOURNEY WEAVER!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: THANK YOU FOR BEING
HERE, HAVE A SEAT PLEASE.
HE STARS IN "YOUR HONOR," BRYAN CRANSTON!
♪ ♪ BRYAN CRANSTON, SIGOURNEY WEAVER.
>> James: WHAT AN ABSOLUTE THRILL TO GET TO SPEND A MOMENT
IN THE COMPANY OF TWO PEOPLE I GREATLY LOVE AND ADMIRE.
EARLIER TODAY YOU SPOKE AT JAMES CAMERON'S HAND FOOTPRINT AT THE
THEATER.
HOW WAS THE CELEBRATION?
>> IT WAS VERY EXCITING BECAUSE JIM AND OUR PRODUCER LAN DOW HAD
TO BE CELEBRATED TOGETHER.
YOU GET TO PUT YOUR SOCKS OFF AND YOUR BARE FEET IN CEMENT.
THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOU'RE AT THE TOP OF YOUR GAME.
>> James: TO CELEBRATE SOMEONE'S CAREER BY DOING
SOMETHING SO DEGRADING IN FRONT OF PEOPLE.
YOU HAVE TO STAY THERE FOR A LONG TIME.
IT'S NOT LIKE THANKS GUYS, YOU HAVE TO SORT OF -- YOU'RE
LIKE -- >> YOU HAVE TO MAKE AN
IMPRESSION.
>> James: WE'RE ALL HAVING A GREAT TIME.
>> IT IS AN AWKWARD POSITION FOR A LONG TIME.
>> THERE ARE TWO GUYS FROM NEW JERSEY WHO PUT MY FEET IN
CEMENT, DROVE ME IN A CAR AND DROVE ME TO A BRIDGE AND I
THOUGHT THIS IS QUITE AN HONOR!
>> James: IT IS A TEAM SPORT NOT JUST ME GUYS!
NOW BRYAN IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU LOOKING QUITE SO DAPPER AND
CLEAN SHAVEN TO SEE THIS FACE, ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN PHOTOS OF
BRYAN RECENTLY OR POSTERS FOR "YOUR HONOR" WHEN DID YOU GET
RID OF THIS BAD BOY?
DID ROBIN LIKE THE BEARD?
>> OH ROBIN DID NOT LIKE THE BEARD AT ALL.
I WAS AN INCH AWAY FROM BEING A DISPLACED PERSON SHALL WE SAY.
>> James: YES.
I THINK YOU'RE BEING VERY GENEROUS WITH AN INCH.
I THINK YOU'RE FEDERATE MUCH THERE!
>> I WOULD PLAY WITH HER AND FRIZ UP MY HAIR EVEN MORE.
AND TAKE OFF ALL MY CLOTHES AND SAY, OH YOU'RE PRETTY, YOU'RE --
(LAUGHTER) >> SHE'D RUN TO THE DOOR.
>> James: WE'RE SPEAKING OF BOLD HAIR CHOICES FOR A ROLE.
SIGOURNEY YOU SHAVED YOUR HAIR FOR ALIEN III.
WHOSE ITEM WAS IT TO SHAVE THE CHARACTER'S HEAD AND DID YOU
HAVE ANY QUALMS ABOUT DOING THIS?
>> WELL, ACTUALLY I MET DAVID FINCHER WHO DIRECTED THE FILM AT
FOX, THE MEETING ENDED AND I SAID TO HIM SO DAVID HOW DO YOU
SEE RIPLEY THIS TIME, AND HE SAID, I DON'T KNOW, HOW DO YOU
FIELD ABOUT BALD?
AND HE SAID, OKAY.
IT WAS THAT EASY.
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT IDEA.
YOU DO GET A BIT CHILLY ACTUALLY.
>> AMAZING.
>> James: YOU EXPERIENCED THIS WITH BREAKING BAD.
>> I WOULD SHAVE MY HEAD TOO.
I FELT THE SAME THING.
IT FELT LIKE YOU HAD AN ICE PACK ON YOUR HEAD.
YOU HAVE TO COVER UP.
YOU DON'T REALIZE HOW MUCH HEAT IS ESCAPED THROUGH SKULL.
>> James: TELL US BRYAN, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS.
>> YES ACTUALLY -- >> James: COULD YOU TELL US A
LITTLE BIT ABOUT IT?
IT'S CLEARLY ABOUT TO BE ONE OF YOUR GREATEST ANECDOTES.
>> IT'S AROUND 34%!
>> James: NOW SOMETHING WHICH ISN'T LOSING HEAT BUT IS
GLORIOUS, THIS IS VERY EXCITING, THESE BRONZE STATUES OF YOU AND
AARON PALL ARE STANDING IN NEW MEXICO WHERE YOU USED TO SHOOT
BREAKING BAD.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: WHAT DID YOU THINK
OF THIS, WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT SUCH A THING?
>> WELL THEY CAME TO US AND SAID THEY WANTED TO ERECT TWO BRONZE
STATUES OF US, OF OUR CHARACTERS IN THE CONVENTION CENTER, IN
ALBUQUERQUE.
AND I THOUGHT THAT'S BETTER THAN BEING OUTSIDE BECAUSE THEN THE
PIGEONS COULD DEPOSIT CRITIQUES.
AND SO WE THOUGHT THIS WAS A GREAT IDEA.
BUT THEN YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT'S IT GOING TO LOOK LIKE?
IF THEY DON'T CAPTURE YOU, IT'S FOREVER WRONG IN YOUR MIND.
WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU ARE A CULL FROM IT OF SOMETHING THAT I
THOUGHT OF WHEN THEY WERE DOING THIS.
WHEN YOU STOPPED -- WHEN YOU FOOLED -- BECKHAM, YOU FOOLED
DAVID BECKHAM HONORING HIM WITH A STATUE AND THERE HE WAS, I
DON'T KNOW, YOU'VE SEERN THIS RIGHT?
>> James: HAVE WE GOT A PICTURE WHF WE PRANKED DAVID
BECKHAM?
RIGHT?
>> DAVID OF COURSE IS ONE OF THE MOST HANDSOME MEN IN THE WORLD.
THERE HE IS WAITING TO SEE AND THEY UNVEIL IT AND HE'S LOOKING
AT IT AND HE'S TRYING TO BE A GENTLEMAN AND NOT SAY ANYTHING.
MY GOD!
IT WAS SO FUNNY.
>> James: WE ACTUALLY BASED IT ON DO YOU REMEMBER THE REAL
ONE CHRISTIAN RENALD OFFERING THAT THEY ACTUALLY UNVEILED IN
FRONT OF HIM.
THAT'S WHERE THE IDEA CAME FROM.
>> THAT WASN'T ATTEMPTING TO BE ACARICATURE, THAT WAS THE REAL
THING.
>> James: FOR PEOPLE VISITING CONVENTIONS IN NEW MEXICO, TO
WALK IN AND SEE TWO METH DEALERS, AND YOU CAN WALK PAST
AND GO, MOMMY, DADDY, WHO'S THAT THAT THEY'RE CELEBRATING?
YOU SAY, WELL, THEY SOLD METH.
BUT THEY WERE REALLY GOOD AT IT.
AND THAT'S, AND WE THOUGHT THAT'S WHO WE SHOULD CELEBRATE.
COME ON LET'S GET INTO THIS DENTAL CONVECTION.
A WONDERFUL THING.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CLASSICS, YOUR CLASSIC COMEDY WORKING GIRL
DO YOU KNOW IT IS BEING REMADE AND PRODUCED BY SELENA GOMEZ.
WHERE DID YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER WOULD BE TODAY?
>> I THINK IT'S GREAT.
I THINK SHE'S GOING TO DO A PHENOMENAL JOB.
I WAS ACTUALLY ASKED WHERE MY CHARACTER KATHERINE PARKER WOULD
BE TODAY, I SAID I THOUGHT SHE WOULD BE IN CRYPTOCURRENCY, I
DIDN'T KNOW AT ALL, AND HER COMPANY WOULD BE CALLED
BITCH-COIN!
(APPLAUSE) >> I FLOATTHAT OUT TO THE
UNIVERSE -- >> LET ME COPYRIGHT BITCH-COIN.
>> James: THAT'S A GENUINELY GOOD BUSINESS, BITCH-COIN.
MAYBE A LITTLE BIT LATE INTO CRYPTO.
I'VE GOT A FRIEND SAM I'LL CALL HIM.
SIGOURNEY YOU ARE SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN.
FOUR MOVIES OUT IN THE LAST YEAR.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK A REAL BREAK?
DO YOU ENJOY TAKING A BREAK AT ALL?
>> I'M VERY GOOD AT TAKING BREAKS.
AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO TAKING ONE STARTING FLEX WEEK.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, WHAT DOES A BREAK LOOK
LIKE FOR SIGOURNEY WEAVER?
>> ACTUALLY I DID TAKE A BREAK EARLIER THIS YEAR.
MY HUSBAND AND MY 38th ANNIVERSARY.
AND WE WENT TO -- (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>> A MIRACLE IN THIS BUSINESS.
BUT WE WENT WITH A GROUP OF GARDENERS TO ROME TO VISIT ROMAN
AND RENAISSANCE GARDENS.
WE DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
IT SOUNDS LIKE VERY GEEKY GARDENING INGENIOUS.
BUT TO GET AWAY FROM THE BUSINESS, FOREIGN PROMOTION AND
BEING IN A COUNTRY AS LOVELY AS ITALY, IT WAS A FANTASTIC
VACATION.
I'D LOVE TO DO THAT AGAIN.
>> James: IS IT NECESSARY TO TRAVEL WITH THE GUARD CENTERS?
IS IT NOT -- GARDENERS?
IS IT SOMETHING YOU TWO COULD NOT JUST DO ALONE?
>> I THINK THE OTHER GARDENERS HELPED ME APPRECIATE THE
GARDENS.
>> James: IS THIS A EUPHEMISM?
>> IT COULD BE.
THAT HADN'T OCCURRED TO THE GARDENERS BUT I WILL SUGGEST IT
NEXT TIME WE GO ON A TRIP.
>> I PLAYED A GARDENER.
CAN I GO NEXT TIME?
>> WHAT WIND OF GARDENER DID YOU FLAY?
>> OH, A GOOD ONE!
PLANTING, YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE -- >> OKAY.
I MUST LOOK FOR THAT.
>> James: IT'S ACTUALLY -- >> THAT'S VERY GOOD!
(APPLAUSE) >> James: I'M VERY PLEASED
YOU DID THAT.
BECAUSE I DO THINK IT IS THE THING THAT ISN'T SAID ENOUGH
ABOUT YOU WHICH IS YOU ARE ARGUABLY YOUR GREATEST TALENT IS
AS A MIME.
YOU ARE EXCEPTIONALLY -- GO ON OPEN A IMOLT OF WINE FOR US.
JUST GIVE US -- >> OH GOD!
HMM.
>> James: HANG ON STOP.
JUST GIVE PEOPLE A CHANCE TO WAKE UP.
ANYONE WHO'S ASLEEP.
BECAUSE -- AH!
NOW BRYAN LET'S TALK ABOUT GENUINELY, I LOVE THIS SHOW SO
MUCH, YOUR SHOW "YOUR HONOR" IS BACK FOR A SECOND SEASON.
TELL US WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS SEASON.
>> WELL, THE -- WELL BRIEFLY IN THE FIRST SEASON MY CHARACTER
COMPROMISES HIS PRINCIPLES AS A JUDGE.
HE BECAME A CRIMINAL BASICALLY BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WOULD SAVE
THE LIFE OF HIS SON.
HE WOULD DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT THE LIFE OF HIS CHILD.
AND THAT'S WHAT DREW ME INTO IT.
UNFORTUNATELY, EVERYTHING THAT HE DID AND ALL THE COMPROMISES
OF HIS PRINCIPLES AND INTEGRITY WAS LOST, BECAUSE HIS SON DIED.
IN THE END.
SO IF THAT EVER HAPPENED, GOD FORBID WHAT WOULD LIFE BE LIKE?
IS THERE LIFE AFTER SUCH TRAGEDY?
SO I PITCHED SHOWTIME WITH A SECOND SEASON OF BEING ABLE TO
REALLY DIVE INTO GRIEF AND DESPAIR.
AND DEPRESSION.
IT'S SO FUNNY.
IT'S JUST -- (APPLAUSE)
>> SO MANY LAUGHS.
IT SOUNDS VERY MAUDLIN BUT IT ACTUALLY ISN'T.
IT'S VERY HOPEFUL AND UPLIFTING.
SO WE ARE GIVING THE AUDIENCE A COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE HAD
IN THE FIRST SEASON.
>> James: WELL I'M INCREDIBLY EXCITED TO WATCH IT.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP OF "YOUR HONOR" ON DEMAND ON
SHOWTIME TOMORROW.
>> OH BUSINESS?
>> WHAT?
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>> I'M JUST GOING TO SEE THE MAYOR.
>> HE'S EXPECTING YOU?
>> I -- NO, HE'S -- HE'S MY BEST TREND.
>> YOUR NAME?
>> DEZIOTTO.
MICHAEL DEZIOTTO.
>> YOU'VE BEEN BANNED FROM THIS BUILDING.
TURN IT AROUND.
LET'S GO.
HOLDING UP MY LINE.
>> James: STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME
BACK.
>> MAYBE I'M JUST LOSING IT OUT HERE BUT I'M SEEING REAL
EVIDENCE OF A SYSTEMIC RESPONSE ON A GLOBAL LEVEL.
I CAN'T -- I WON'T USE THE TERM INTELLIGENCE, IT'S -- IT'S MAYBE
AWARENESS IS A BETTER WORD.
IT'S LIKE BEING TIRED, BIOSP BIOSPHERE, AND BEING CONCOCTED.
I CAN HE SAY THAT.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ DRAMA.
>> James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM "AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER,"
WHICH IS IN THEATERS NOW.
HONESTLY I REALLY FEEL NOW THAT WE'VE SHOWN THAT CLIP ON THIS
SHOW THE BOX OFFICE IS GOING TO PICK UP.
STICK WITH IT, IT WILL TURN A CORNER.
>> I THINK SO.
>> James: THE FILM IS A MONSTER SMASH BUT YOUR CHARACTER
DIED IN THE ORIGINAL MOVIE.
SO HOW DID IT HAPPEN, HOW WERE YOU CONVINCED TO RETURN TO COME
BACK?
>> YOU KNOW, IT JUST CAME OUT OF THIS CONVERSATION I HAD WITH JIM
CAMERON WHO WAS THINKING ABOUT WRITING A BUNCH OF SEQUELS, YOU
KNOW LIKE CONTINUING THE STORY.
AND WE JUST STARTED SPIT BALLING ABOUT THIS IDEA OF THIS GIRL WHO
WAS CONNECTED TO GRACE AUGUSTINE A SCIENTIST.
SHE PREFRRED BEING IN THE FOREST BUT HAD TO BE IN THE
HUMAN WORLD.
HE ENDED UP WRITING THIS WONDERFUL CHARACTER OR THE ME.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS GOING TO DO, FORGET ABOUT IT.
BUT IT WAS SORT OF FUN.
WE WENT AND CREATED IT AND HE CREATED KIRI, WHO I LOVED
PLAYING.
>> James: YOU JUST HAD A CAMEO ON BETTER CALL SAUL AND
THERE WAS SO MUCH SECRECY AROUND THAT, BUT IS IT TRUE YOU LOST
THE SCRIPT TO THE FINAL EPISODE JUST BEFORE YOU STARTED SHOOTING
THE LAST EPISODE OF BREAKING BAD, IS THAT TRUE?
>> IT IS NOT TRUE SIR!
NO, I -- MY POSSESSION OF THE SCRIPT WAS LOST.
>> James: RIGHT.
>> BUTTER I DIDN'T LOSE IT.
SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY CAR.
I WAS DRIVING AROUND.
I WENT TO THE TOP OF THE SANDEA MOUNTAINS IN ALBUQUERQUE AND I
WAS WALKING AROUND AND SOMEBODY BROKE INTO MY CAR AND IT WAS MY
BRIEFCASE WITH THE LAST TWO SCRIPTS OF BREAKING BAD.
I DROVE DOWN THE HILL AND GO TO THE GAS STATION, I SAID WHERE IS
THE LOCAL POLICE STATION, THEY GUIDED ME THERE, IT'S CLOSED.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A SMALL TOWN WHEN THE POLICE STATION HAS A
SIGN ON IT THAT SAYS HUH-UH, NEXT TIME.
IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY CALL NERCH, IF IT'S NOT AN EMERGENCY CALL
THIS NUMBER.
SO I CALL THE SECOND NUMBER NOT THE EMERGENCY AND I LEFT MY
NUMBER, I'M BRYAN CRANSTON, THIS IS MY NUMBER, BLAH BLAH BLAH.
THAT LEAKED SOMEHOW, SOMEWHERE, THAT NEXT DAY ON GOOD MORNING
AMERICA, DA DA DA DA DA DA, BRYAN CRANSTON HAD HIS SCRIPT
STOLEN, CALL 911.
WE HAVE THE TAPE.
AND THEN THERE IS THIS TAPE OF ME GOING HI, REAL -- AND THEN AS
THE SOCIAL MEDIA WILL HAVE IT, I GOT A LOT OF BLOW-BACK.
WHY WOULD HE BUSY UP THE 911 SIGNAL?
SOMEONE MAY REALLY NEED -- I DIDN'T DO THAT!
BUT YOU KNOW IT FADES AND BECOMES WHAT IT'S --
>> James: WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS GO LOOK.
I'M NOTHING BUT A HUMBLE MINE ARTIST.
I'M NOT USED TO HAVING SCRIPTS.
>> I HAD MY BRIEFCASE RIGHT HERE!
>> DID THE THIEF SHOW UP ON THE FIRST DAY KNOWING YOU, HERE I
AM?
>> James: THE SCRIPT DIDN'T LEAK THOUGH DID IT?
DID IT LEAK?
>> THERE WAS RUMOR AND THEN VINCE GILLIGAN CHANGED A LOT OF
IT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT IT TO
LEAK.
RIGHT BEFORE WE DID IT.
>> AND THEN THEY DIDN'T GIVE OOUZ SCRIPT AGAIN.
>> James: THAT WAS IT.
>> THAT WAS IT.
>> James: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY!
>> James: WELCOME BACK.
REGGIE DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING?
>> Reggie: YES I DO.
TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO BOTH OF OUR GUESTS ON THE COUCH.
IF YOU WERE TO CHOOSE A TIME PERIOD OR A CENTURY PERHAPS, OR
A DECADE, THAT YOU FIND FASCINATING AND WOULD LIKE TO
EXPERIENCE WHICH ONE WOULD THAT BE?
>> OOH!
MINE IT OUT.
>> GRRRR!
GRRRR, OOH OOH OOH.
>> I CAN'T TOP THAT.
>> James: WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO BRYAN?
AS ANNAL ANSWER WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE OGO?
>> BRRR.
WELL I THOUGHT OF LIKE THE DURING THE IMPRESSIONIST PERIOD,
YOU KNOW, BEING IN FRANCE WITH ALL THAT, I MEAN I JUST WITH ALL
THOSE ARTISTS AND TORTURED SOULS AND BE AMONG THEM.
BUT OF COURSE I WOULD BE A PRINCE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> James: YES.
>> WHEN YOU THINK OF GOING BACK IN TIME OR DOING SOMETHING
YOU'RE ALWAYS ROYALTY.
>> James: YOU'RE DOING REALLY WELL, ALWAYS DOING REALLY WELL.
WHAT ABOUT YOU SIGOURNEY WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ANY DECADE?
>> I'D LIKE TO GO BACK TO THE RENAISSANCE GARDENS.
THOSE GARDENS WERE EITHER DEVELOPED BY POPES OR POPE
NEPHEWS OR A PRINCE.
EVERYBODY IS A PRINCE OVER THERE.
>> James: THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING, REG?
>> Reggie: YES, THOSE ARE CORRECT ANSWER HE.
>> James: SIGOURNEY WEAVER, BRYAN CRANSTON, QUINN XCII WHEN
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: WELCOME BACK.
HERE PERFORMING HIS BRAND-NEW SINGLE “THE LOWS” FROM HIS
FORTHCOMING ALBUM, “THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP,” WHICH IS OUT JANUARY
27th, PLEASE WELCOME, QUINN XCII!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪
>> ♪ I'M TOP HEAVY LIKE MY CHEVY
CAUSE MY THOUGHTS STEADY ♪ HOT SWEATY I'M NOT READY
TO GET HEADY ♪ WITH THESE STRAWBERRIES AND
SUNFLOWERS ♪ OUT IN THE AFTERNOON
BABY I'M ALMOST 30, STEPH CURRY ♪ MY BRAINS HURTING
OVERTHINKING WORRIES ♪ WHEN MY ATTORNEY'S IN NO HURRY
YEAH IT'S ALL BLURRY LIKE ♪ SNOW FLURRIES
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪ CAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE THE SUN
WITHOUT THE MOON ♪ BUT MY HIGHS DON'T STAND A
CHANCE ♪ WITHOUT THE LOW, LOW, LOW,
LOWS ♪ I'M THE HIGHEST WHEN I LET
EVERYTHING ♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
AND HONEY IF YOU DON'T HEAR ♪ FROM ME
IT'S JUST ME OUT ON MY OWN ♪ CAUSE MY HIGHS DON'T STAND A
CHANCE WITHOUT THE ♪ LOW, LOW, LOW, LOWS
I'M DOWN SILLY ♪ TWO CHILI WITH NO CHEESE
LIKE I'M JOHN SALLY IN MY CITY ♪ BUT I'M
GOT A BAD ATTITUDE ♪ I'M DIZZY FOR NO REASON AT ALL
REASON AT ALL ♪ I PITY ANYONE WHO DEALS
WHEN MY BEHAVIOR IS SPLIT ♪ BET THEY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN I
TELL THEM ♪ ALL MY PROBLEMS AND
RECYCLE EVERY REASON I CAN FIND ♪ TO STAY NEGATIVE
WHY DO I DO THAT ♪ YEAH
♪ CAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE THE SUN WITHOUT THE MOON
♪ BUT MY HIGHS DON'T STAND A CHANCE
♪ WITHOUT THE LOW, LOW, LOW, LOWS
♪ I'M THE HIGHEST WHEN I LET EVERYTHING
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO AND HONEY IF YOU DON'T HEAR
♪ FROM ME IT'S JUST ME OUT ON MY OWN
♪ CAUSE MY HIGHS DON'T STAND A CHANCE
♪ WITHOUT THE LOW, LOW, LOW, LOWS
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ WITHOUT THE LOW, LOW, LOW, LOWS
♪ BUT MY HIGHS DON'T STAND A CHANCE
♪ WITHOUT THE LOW, LOW, LOW, LOWS
♪ I'M THE HIGHEST WHEN I LET EVERYTHING
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO AND HONEY IF YOU DON'T HEAR
♪ FROM ME IT'S JUST ME OUT ON MY OWN
♪ CAUSE MY HIGHS DON'T STAND A CHANCE WITHOUT THE
♪ LOW, LOW, LOW, LOWS BUT MY HIGHS DON'T
♪ STAND A CHANCE WITHOUT THE LOW, LOW, LOW, LOWS
♪ I'M THE HIGHEST WHEN I LET EVERYTHING
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO AND HONEY IF YOU DON'T HEAR
♪ FROM ME IT'S JUST ME OUT ON MY OWN
♪ CAUSE MY HIGHS DON'T STAND A CHANCE WITHOUT THE
♪ LOW, LOW, LOW, LOWS ♪ CAUSE MY HIGHS DON'T STAND A
CHANCE WITHOUT THE ♪ LOW, LOW, LOW, LOWS
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: COME ON NOW, WHAT
QUINN XCII EVERYBODY.
"THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP" IS AVAILABLE ON JANUARY 27th.
COME ON BACK EVERYBODY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: THANK YOU FOR
WATCHING, NEXT WEEK ANGELA BASSET IS GOING TO BE HERE.
ANNA KENDRICK, DANNY DEVITO, LUCY
DEVITO, AND SCOTT CAAN, PLUS MUSIC FROM MADISON CUNNINGHAM
AND JULIA WOLF.
WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THEN.
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.