1 00:00:05,139 --> 00:00:08,406 Intro. 2 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,483 Of course it was a dream, you silly prick 3 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,535 Oh shit. 4 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:02,307 Mum. 5 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:06,645 Mum. 6 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:32,004 Mum. 7 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:34,472 Mum. 8 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:37,743 Oh, hello love. 9 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:40,012 How's your Paul getting on? 10 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:41,446 Not too bad. 11 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:42,514 Bless him. 12 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:43,315 And Norman? 13 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,017 Usual. 14 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:46,818 Can't stay. 15 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:47,819 I'm late for work. 16 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:51,990 She's always late that one. 17 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,508 Ah leave her alone will you woman. 18 00:04:54,510 --> 00:04:56,560 She's got enouigh on her plate without you sticking your oar in. 19 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:57,396 God. 20 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:58,363 Oh shut up. 21 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:01,533 Morning. 22 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,436 Is there ought in there for me? 23 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:05,604 It's all for your lad again. 24 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:07,339 Doesn't give up, does he? 25 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:09,474 No surprises there then. 26 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,677 - At least he keeps you in a job. - Indeed. 27 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:23,989 Work hard in the middle. 28 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:40,739 - Jesus. - Sorry mate. 29 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:42,607 Didn't do it on purpose like. 30 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,111 What's up Ando? 31 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:48,447 You out on the piss again last night? 32 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,449 Aye, keep your friggin gob shut mate. 33 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:51,650 You'll get me hung. 34 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:53,985 Knew it. 35 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:55,487 I feel rough as a dog. 36 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:56,355 Oy! 37 00:05:56,357 --> 00:05:58,457 When you've finished talking to your girlfriend. 38 00:05:59,059 --> 00:05:59,524 Ssssh! 39 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:03,362 Alright Brian? 40 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:04,629 Are you gonna get any work done? 41 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:05,564 Aye. 42 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:11,052 I know it's only voluntary but there's plenty of work to be done you know. 43 00:06:11,054 --> 00:06:12,737 Aye, nay bother Brian, I'm on me way. 44 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:13,672 Good lad. 45 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:16,675 Alright boys, let's go. Keep it moving. 46 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:33,992 Inaudible chat to pigeons. 47 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:28,012 Right. 48 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:30,148 I'll give you a course of painkillers and a two week sick note. 49 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:32,951 if you don't feel any better after that. 50 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:34,219 Come back.. 51 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:36,087 and I'll take another look at ya. 52 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:38,123 OK? 53 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:39,757 Yep. 54 00:07:39,858 --> 00:07:39,956 Alright. 55 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:40,692 Thanks doc. 56 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:41,159 Right. 57 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:41,927 There you go. 58 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:47,599 Did you tell your dad tea's ready? 59 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:51,002 No. 60 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:51,670 Oh. 61 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:53,138 Here he is. 62 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:01,980 Thought i'd, 63 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:04,049 fetch you these. 64 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:11,756 You did, did ya? 65 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,528 Want a round of applause as well do ya? 66 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:27,506 How longs your back gonna be out this time eh? 67 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,007 The doctor said two weeks. 68 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:30,275 Is that Alright with you? 69 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:31,576 Yeah. 70 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:38,049 We've got a sew spuds to see us through. 71 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:44,556 You know you can't do right for doing wrong in this bloody house. 72 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:02,274 Mum. 73 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,042 Don't listen to him. 74 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:04,843 Why? 75 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:06,645 Why? 76 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:08,947 You know what he's like. 77 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,284 Are you ok? 78 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:14,920 No wait. 79 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:17,722 There you go. 80 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:23,844 Clockwise. 81 00:09:23,846 --> 00:09:24,828 Oh he's a bugger, he's a bugger. 82 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,061 Hello lad. 83 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:04,669 Cheers mum. 84 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,606 It's a waste of bloody time if you ask me. 85 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,341 Yeah well, nobody did. 86 00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:16,013 What do you want me to do dad? Eh? 87 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:20,752 Just sit here like a cabbage? 88 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:23,154 Well whose gonna give you a job? 89 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:24,889 You can't even speak properly. 90 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:37,636 Nevermind him. 91 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:42,007 Just you concentrate on what you're doing eh. 92 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,081 How the hell can I mum? 93 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:51,850 He's doing me head in. 94 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:53,685 Norman, 95 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:54,252 clear off! 96 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,423 Go on, bugger off! 97 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,192 You're doing him no favours you know. 98 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,328 Filling his head with all this shite. 99 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,229 Shite eh? 100 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,163 Yeah shite. 101 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:06,881 'Cos come on tell me.. 102 00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:07,799 ..tell me, what good has it done him so far? 103 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,841 Just leave it mum. 104 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,177 You're wasting your breath. 105 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:20,745 If.. 106 00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:22,947 ..you're gonna go out. 107 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,084 For God sakes go! 108 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:27,786 GO! 109 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:47,839 Ignorant. 110 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:48,973 Barstard! 111 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:53,078 I've had enough of this. 112 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,447 As soon as I can.. 113 00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:57,816 ..I'm moving out! 114 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,253 So sorry son, I'm so sorry. 115 00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:13,498 Are you gonna take that stupid jumper off or what? 116 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,133 Aye it is a bit shit mate, 117 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,067 it is shit though in it? 118 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,374 ..looks like one of me sisters. 119 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:31,983 Or perhaps you bought especially for dancing with Steve? 120 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,985 Ahh you cheeky get 121 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,222 Anyway when are you gonna stop drinking you bloody cripple? 122 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:45,130 Aye, I might be a cripple.. 123 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:48,833 ..but I can still hold a pint. 124 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,904 We'll see about that then. mate 125 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:54,538 Come on. 126 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,139 Oh here we go. 127 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:56,674 Right then. 128 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:57,142 You'll love this. 129 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,376 What you up to? 130 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,011 Man you twat 131 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,247 Inaudible banter. 132 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,364 Here we go. 133 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,482 Aye, don't look at me mate, nothing to do with me. 134 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,383 More inaudible banter. 135 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,234 Tell 'em, tell 'em 136 00:13:07,236 --> 00:13:09,086 Let's see if you can hold a flaming pint now then shall we? 137 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,121 Right ok, here we go. 138 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:25,904 Brake test uurrrgh! 139 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,505 Steady on you twat.. 140 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,807 ..I nearly ended up on my arse man! 141 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,041 I am gagging for a piss. 142 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,076 - Oh tie a knot in in man. -Oh 143 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:33,410 Hello lads. 144 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,012 Hiya. 145 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:34,379 Hiya. 146 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,114 Where have you been? 147 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:36,881 Oh er.. 148 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,082 ..church. 149 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,351 Aye we've been praying for him to walk again.. 150 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,352 ..but it's not been working. 151 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,055 Would he like a sweet? 152 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,290 Well ask him. 153 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,292 Oh sorry. 154 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,027 Would you like a sweet? 155 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:52,497 Aye. 156 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,366 And I'll have a fag as well. 157 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:56,734 Oh aye. 158 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:57,468 A fag? 159 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,203 - Aye - He don't smoke does he? 160 00:13:58,205 --> 00:13:59,270 Oh I try and get him to stop Ethel. 161 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,205 Like a chimney. 162 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,038 Honestly. 163 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:01,872 It helps calm me nerves. 164 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:02,739 Aye, aye. 165 00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:03,473 Chain smoker's what he is. 166 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:05,459 And I'll have a.. 167 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:07,411 ..beer As well. 168 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,512 - Actually I'll have a beer As well if you've got two? - A beer? 169 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,513 No he doesn't drink As well? 170 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,514 With his condition? 171 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,782 All the time. 172 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,049 - I try and get him to stop. - Like a fish. 173 00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:14,316 Oh I tell you what.. 174 00:14:14,318 --> 00:14:15,583 ..he's a bugger for them strippers As well mind. 175 00:14:15,585 --> 00:14:16,851 Have you got a stripper in that bag? 176 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,090 With big boobs? 177 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,040 Aye that's a point.. 178 00:14:20,042 --> 00:14:20,991 He does prefer them curvier. 179 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:21,559 He's not too fussy. 180 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,894 Oh my God! 181 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,095 This is terrible.. 182 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,563 I don't want to hear anymore. 183 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,932 I'll be speaking to your mum about this. 184 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:29,334 Honestly. 185 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,370 Bye grandma. 186 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,539 And don't you grandma me! 187 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,509 Oh man, I'm gonna wet myself. 188 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,416 Hiya mam. 189 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,085 Sweetheart 190 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,334 What's he done now? 191 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:06,537 Bugger's only gone and signed off for another week. 192 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,374 I don't know where he thinks everything comes from.. 193 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,643 he doesn't bring in a bloody penny.. 194 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:17,115 He thinks it all comes from his allotment. 195 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:18,683 A few spuds. 196 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,619 He's a lazy git, that's his problem. 197 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:26,190 Have.. 198 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:28,426 have you ever.. 199 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,094 thought about.. 200 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,298 about leaving him? 201 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:34,699 Many a time. 202 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,369 Why? 203 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:41,572 Nought. 204 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,107 It's just.. 205 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,181 I've been offered that council flat. 206 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,656 Are you gonna take it? 207 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,497 I've been thinking about it. 208 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,167 Have you been to see it yet? 209 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:13,037 I.. 210 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:15,006 I don't care how it looks. 211 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:26,751 Why don't you move in with me? 212 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:28,686 What if I don't? 213 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,161 I suppose I'd have to get a carer. 214 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,033 Is that you Ian? 215 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,401 Thought you'd forgotten. 216 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,336 Aye, sorry Mrs H, got side-tracked. 217 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:19,537 Good morning. 218 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,471 Morning. 219 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,089 All for Paul again. 220 00:17:22,091 --> 00:17:23,708 Hope there's some good luck in amongst that lot for him. 221 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:25,243 Cya. 222 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,110 Cya. 223 00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,255 Right.. 224 00:17:27,257 --> 00:17:28,400 what wants doing? 225 00:17:28,402 --> 00:17:29,546 You can start by loading those into the van.. 226 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,548 If you don't mind? 227 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,215 Righty oh. 228 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,384 How's your mum this morning? 229 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,452 - Alright is she? - Oh aye. 230 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:34,719 Fine. 231 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,187 And how's his Lordship? 232 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,722 He's getting ready in the lounge. 233 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,090 Takes forever. 234 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,157 You're telling me. 235 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:44,529 Mum! 236 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,232 Ah son! 237 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:49,700 You gonna give me a hand? 238 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,303 You're in a right pickle! 239 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,205 Lean forward. 240 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,109 Right, you're putting weight on. 241 00:17:58,745 --> 00:17:59,610 Alright. 242 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:01,479 Hand. 243 00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:09,554 Hand. 244 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:13,825 Collar. 245 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:15,493 Oh the heck! 246 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:16,794 What are you thinking about! 247 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,463 Alright. 248 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,167 Mum. 249 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:27,988 I've been thinking. 250 00:18:27,990 --> 00:18:28,739 Having second thoughts are ya? 251 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,142 No. 252 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,779 I hope he'd understand. 253 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,281 There's nothing we can do about that now. 254 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,118 It's up to him. 255 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:41,686 Isn't it? 256 00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:45,523 Aye. 257 00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:48,726 I suppose you're right. 258 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,374 Right. 259 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:06,210 We all set? 260 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:07,879 Aye. 261 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:12,517 Aye. 262 00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,554 On.. onwards and upwards.. eh? 263 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,223 Come on then. 264 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:31,669 Just you lot then? 265 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,604 Precious cargo eh? 266 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,673 Arms under his elbows, here we go. 267 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:36,773 - Ready? - Yeah 268 00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:36,873 Three. 269 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:37,608 Two. 270 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:38,242 One. 271 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,379 Let's get you in there 272 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:42,880 You in mate? 273 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:49,008 Yeah aye. 274 00:19:49,199 --> 00:19:49,387 Come on. 275 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,354 Carriage awaits. 276 00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:54,725 Oooopppllaa 277 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:55,726 Cheeky bugger! 278 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:56,727 Just helping Mrs H. 279 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,841 Did you just touch my mam's arse? 280 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:11,609 Aye. 281 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,644 Been wanting to do that since I were twelve. 282 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,601 Is the electric on? 283 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,803 First things first, let's get the kettle on. 284 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,671 It's not flaming on. 285 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:41,739 Ah it don't matter 286 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:42,840 I'll get on to 'em. 287 00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:46,644 get him in. 288 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:47,733 - Ow! - Give him a shove! 289 00:20:47,735 --> 00:20:48,822 I'm making a hole. 290 00:20:48,824 --> 00:20:49,912 Break the house man! 291 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:51,415 Get him in! 292 00:20:52,467 --> 00:20:53,516 Tip us off me chair! 293 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,525 Oh shit! 294 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,328 Oh shit! 295 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:05,863 Language! 296 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:18,476 Alice! 297 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:23,648 Alice! 298 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,868 Dear Norman, enough is enough.. 299 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,404 there is no future for us together.. 300 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,006 so Paul and I have taken our own flat.. 301 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,008 do not follow us.. 302 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,345 enjoy your life alone with your pigeons.. 303 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:55,680 and your darts.. 304 00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:57,081 Alice. 305 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:39,924 Where's your mother? 306 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,728 She.. she's at Bingo. 307 00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:45,930 Why didn't she say ought? 308 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:48,132 She did. 309 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:50,468 Plenty of times. 310 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:52,436 You just didn't listen. 311 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:55,005 Look, your home.. 312 00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:57,775 Is in Dundee street with me and your mother. 313 00:22:58,678 --> 00:22:59,877 Not anymore it's not.. 314 00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:04,548 besides, it never felt like home. 315 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:07,651 You made damn sure of that. 316 00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:10,688 Who's paying for this place anyway eh? 317 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:11,756 Your mother? 318 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:13,090 No.. 319 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:14,825 I.. I am 320 00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:15,760 You? 321 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,630 Aye well we'll see how long that lasts shall we eh? 322 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,767 She's only here because of you, you know. 323 00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:26,003 I didn't force her to come. 324 00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:26,837 Oh come on.. 325 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:29,607 She's not gonna let you fend for yourself is she? 326 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,177 And be careful what you leave behind next time. 327 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,724 Finally seen sense have you? 328 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:47,858 What? 329 00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:52,762 You think I'm here to see if you'd take me back? 330 00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:53,930 I wouldn't take you back if your arse was decked in diamonds. 331 00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,534 Then what are you here for then woman? 332 00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:57,868 To set you straight. 333 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:05,709 Why don't you take a long hard look at yourself? 334 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:07,645 Your son.. 335 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:10,748 has more compassion in his little finger than you have in your whole body. 336 00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:12,883 Look at you! 337 00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,821 You show them damn pigeons more affection than you ever did us. 338 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,790 Why he still wants to bother with you.. 339 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:20,825 God only knows. 340 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:23,093 You never showed him any interest. 341 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:26,764 He's your son for Christ's sakes! 342 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:07,738 Get in! 343 00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:10,541 Mum! 344 00:25:15,248 --> 00:25:17,114 Out with the old.. 345 00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:18,749 in with the new. 346 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,756 Stop fussing mum, will ya. 347 00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:30,094 My son a civil servant.. 348 00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:32,530 who'd have thought it? 349 00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:33,597 Eh? 350 00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:39,203 Right. 351 00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:43,607 There you go lad.. 352 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:45,943 off you go. 353 00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:48,946 Thanks mum. 354 00:25:51,183 --> 00:25:52,316 You not coming to see me out? 355 00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:53,117 Go. 356 00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:54,952 Go! 357 00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:07,031 As they come into the final furlong, Nashwan is five lengths clear.. 358 00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:09,667 of the rest of the pack and he is romping home! 359 00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:10,935 Get in there! 360 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:11,735 He! 361 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:12,970 What you laughing at? 362 00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:14,572 Just doing some riding son. 363 00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:15,706 I'm good at riding.. 364 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:16,574 ask your sister. 365 00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:17,575 Ay! 366 00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:22,313 No, it's Alright, you can have her. 367 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:24,214 Actually, you're Alright mate. 368 00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:25,282 Anyway, that's for you. 369 00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:27,084 And I've got mine.. 370 00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:28,017 just here. 371 00:26:30,305 --> 00:26:31,788 Be good if we could win like this every day eh? 372 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:32,790 Aye, you're not wrong mate. 373 00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:35,326 Mum! 374 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:38,362 Mum! 375 00:26:40,782 --> 00:26:42,265 Can you make us two brews please? 376 00:26:43,736 --> 00:26:45,235 I'm already doing it love.. 377 00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,203 just hang on. 378 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:47,972 Ay! 379 00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:50,107 It looks like we're gonna have another scratch team today mind. 380 00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:51,075 Aye.. 381 00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:53,110 But what can you do.. 382 00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:55,045 when so many injured eh? 383 00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:56,113 Aye, this is it, isn't it? 384 00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:57,848 Hiya Mrs H. 385 00:26:58,384 --> 00:26:59,149 Mind.. 386 00:26:59,685 --> 00:27:00,650 It's still warm. 387 00:27:00,652 --> 00:27:01,618 Thank you very much Mrs H. 388 00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:04,188 Mum.. 389 00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:07,358 I asked for two brews? 390 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,226 Sorry son. 391 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:11,161 What am I like? 392 00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:12,296 Eh Mrs H. 393 00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:13,297 You're looking lovely. 394 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:16,200 Ya.. 395 00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:17,935 ..cheeky get! 396 00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:19,069 Eh, she's looking well mind. 397 00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:21,972 Eh, I warned ya. 398 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:24,141 You can have my sister.. 399 00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:25,676 but hands off me mum. 400 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:26,977 I'll do me best mate.. 401 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:27,678 I'm only human. 402 00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:30,314 Eh! 403 00:27:31,717 --> 00:27:33,017 I bet you can't.. 404 00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:34,752 get all them in your gob at once. 405 00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:36,020 Oh aye. 406 00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:37,087 How much? 407 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:44,895 Right, Ok then. 408 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:46,664 No chance. 409 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:47,431 Here we go son. 410 00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:51,335 I've always said you've got a big mouth, 411 00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:53,203 Aye well, it's gotta be used for something mate, here we go! 412 00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:01,812 look at that, look at that! 413 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,046 Get in! 414 00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:04,081 Does your mum never feed you? 415 00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:07,216 Surely to God, you can't be that hungry? 416 00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:11,355 Have you boys nought better to do.. 417 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,757 than mess up my carpet with crumbs? 418 00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:15,125 I'll clean it up. 419 00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:17,461 Sorry mum. 420 00:28:18,831 --> 00:28:20,931 We had a good day at the races yesterday. 421 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:22,700 Here. 422 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:27,137 Go treat yourself. 423 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,739 You sure? 424 00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:35,112 Then I just might go and look downtown later. 425 00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:37,748 Eh Mrs H. 426 00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:41,151 You're all mucky! 427 00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:42,753 Not there I'm not. 428 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:50,928 Eh! 429 00:28:51,497 --> 00:28:52,495 What did I say? 430 00:28:52,497 --> 00:28:53,496 I'm never gonna wash that cheek again. 431 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,734 You're a cheeky git, you are. 432 00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:05,209 Well come on then. 433 00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:06,844 Cough up. 434 00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:12,015 Er.. No, most of it ended up down there. 435 00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:13,217 You owe me. 436 00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:14,251 Do I heck. 437 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,054 You gonna put another bet on or what? 438 00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:19,223 Not before a bit of Freddy. 439 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:22,392 Come on, you know the drill. 440 00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:24,428 Oh fine. 441 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,432 Ian. 442 00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:31,502 I've been thinking of growing a tash. 443 00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:32,503 A tash? 444 00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:34,271 What the bloody hell for? 445 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,774 Well, for luck. 446 00:29:37,343 --> 00:29:38,008 For luck? 447 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:40,144 We got beat last time Freddy was on. 448 00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:43,029 Right.. 449 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:44,214 See if I can find the right spot mate. 450 00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:44,982 Yep. 451 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:46,099 Here we go. 452 00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:48,285 Should be about right. 453 00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:49,419 Yep. 454 00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:50,821 There we go. 455 00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:53,157 Are you ready? Are you in biz? 456 00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:56,160 ♪ All we hear is.. ♪ 457 00:29:57,579 --> 00:29:58,995 ..♪ radio Darlo. ♪ 458 00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:02,131 ..♪ radio Darlo. ♪ 459 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,968 ..♪ radio ♪ 460 00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:05,885 Eh! 461 00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:06,803 That's a voice that, in it? 462 00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:08,305 A..Aye.. 463 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,474 Don't.. Don't quit your day job. 464 00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:17,581 Mum! 465 00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:21,418 Why's my cup empty? 466 00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:30,927 Ladies and gentlemen. 467 00:30:30,929 --> 00:30:32,496 We're playing on your yellow card tonight.. 468 00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:35,199 for a jackpot of £200. 469 00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:37,134 Eyes down for a full house. 470 00:30:37,136 --> 00:30:38,202 Could be my numbers. 471 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:40,270 Your first number is.. 472 00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:42,539 Seven and two.. 473 00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:45,491 Isle of teens.. 474 00:30:45,493 --> 00:30:46,442 Shall we stay for the flyer? 475 00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:47,777 - On it's own - It's five hundred quid. 476 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,111 - Oh my.. - Number 6. 477 00:30:49,113 --> 00:30:50,446 what we could do with that eh? 478 00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:52,049 Five and six.. 479 00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:53,217 It's 56. 480 00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:56,119 Eight and four.. 481 00:30:56,455 --> 00:30:57,221 84. 482 00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:58,989 On its own.. 483 00:30:59,158 --> 00:30:59,990 Lucky 7. 484 00:31:03,495 --> 00:31:03,843 Three o.. 485 00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:04,543 blind 30. 486 00:31:05,598 --> 00:31:06,613 Are you Alright? 487 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:07,631 You look terrible. 488 00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:09,066 ..and Eight.. 489 00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:10,267 58. 490 00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:13,403 - Four and nine - I don't think we should stay for the flyer tonight. 491 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:14,137 Sssshh, 492 00:31:14,139 --> 00:31:14,871 No talking while.. 493 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:15,606 - ..the bingo's on. - Six and one. 494 00:31:15,608 --> 00:31:16,373 You stay. 495 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:17,396 61. 496 00:31:17,398 --> 00:31:18,419 It's nothing.. 497 00:31:18,421 --> 00:31:19,443 - an early night'll sort it - Seven and seven. 498 00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:20,577 - Oh no way.. - Sunset strip. 499 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:23,247 - I'm making sure you get home, soon as. - 87. 500 00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:25,048 - And that, is that. - Eight and one. 501 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:25,415 81. 502 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:26,199 It's ok. 503 00:31:26,201 --> 00:31:26,984 Eight and nine. 504 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:28,018 89. 505 00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:29,353 Six and five. 506 00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:30,387 Retirement age.. 507 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:31,255 65. 508 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:33,257 Three and six.. 509 00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:34,324 It's 36. 510 00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:37,427 Four and four.. 511 00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:39,729 It's 44. 512 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:42,032 ♪ darlo 'til I die ♪ 513 00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:45,369 ♪ I'm darlo 'til I die ♪ 514 00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,237 ♪ I know I am ♪ 515 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:48,372 ♪ I'm sure I am ♪ 516 00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:51,074 ♪ I'm darlo 'til I die ♪ 517 00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:54,278 ♪ darlo 'til I die ♪ 518 00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:57,514 ♪ I'm darlo 'til I die ♪ 519 00:31:57,950 --> 00:31:59,216 ♪ I know I am ♪ 520 00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:00,484 ♪ I'm sure I am ♪ 521 00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:02,486 ♪ I'm darlo 'til I die ♪ 522 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,391 ♪ Who's that team we call the darlo ♪ 523 00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:11,995 ♪ Who's that team we all adore♪ 524 00:32:11,997 --> 00:32:13,297 ♪ Ba ba ba ba ba ♪ 525 00:32:13,299 --> 00:32:15,265 - Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. 526 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:17,233 Shut up, shut up. 527 00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:19,202 - ♪ 'til I die... I'm...♪ - eh two seconds. 528 00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:22,172 ♪ Darlo... 'til I die..♪ 529 00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:25,242 - ♪ I'm.. Darlo..♪ - Shut up, eh, come here, 530 00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:26,944 - Ssush, shut up. - Do you wanna kiss me? 531 00:32:26,946 --> 00:32:28,445 No I don't, just shut up for a second. 532 00:32:29,181 --> 00:32:30,480 ♪ I die ♪ 533 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,183 - Shut up, shut up. - Man.. 534 00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:36,520 Right lads, 535 00:32:36,522 --> 00:32:37,587 we gotta bounce. 536 00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:39,556 Hey listen, listen, just stay two minutes.. 537 00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:40,557 boys, boys, two minutes. 538 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:44,027 I'll let you, take it easy yeah? 539 00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:46,096 You .. get, out drunk.. 540 00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:47,747 by a cripple eh? 541 00:32:47,749 --> 00:32:49,399 ♪ ..call the Darlo..♪ 542 00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:52,736 ♪ Who's that team we all adore ♪ 543 00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:55,272 Yeah, we need to go As well mate. 544 00:32:55,274 --> 00:32:56,247 Come on, come on. 545 00:32:56,249 --> 00:32:57,222 Let's get you in your chair. 546 00:32:57,224 --> 00:32:58,197 Shut up, eh! 547 00:32:58,199 --> 00:32:59,173 Let me get you in your chair, come on. 548 00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:00,799 - Come on. - I'm.. 549 00:33:00,801 --> 00:33:02,255 Just.. Just getting started. 550 00:33:02,257 --> 00:33:03,712 - You're not getting started, we're going now, come on. - I am. 551 00:33:03,716 --> 00:33:05,098 Let's go. 552 00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:06,483 ♪ I'm Darlo..♪ 553 00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:08,518 - There we go, just get the feet. - ♪ 'til I die..♪ 554 00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:12,389 ♪ I'm Darlo 'til I die..♪ 555 00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:15,325 - Shut up! - ♪ I know I am..♪ 556 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:16,994 Eh, look at me, look at me. 557 00:33:16,996 --> 00:33:18,061 Be quiet, two minutes. 558 00:33:18,731 --> 00:33:20,497 ♪ I'm darlo..♪ 559 00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:22,299 - ♪ til I die ♪ - Go on! 560 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,578 He'll be back for this. 561 00:33:39,051 --> 00:33:40,099 Me scarf! 562 00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:41,150 You've left my bloody scarf, you idiot. 563 00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:41,785 Shit! 564 00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:43,286 Won't be long. 565 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:45,188 Right. 566 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,623 Be right here, two minutes. 567 00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:50,227 And here he comes. 568 00:33:55,267 --> 00:33:56,333 - Sorry lads, can I just grab the.. 569 00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:57,134 No. 570 00:33:57,770 --> 00:33:58,635 You can't. 571 00:34:01,573 --> 00:34:02,572 Now jog on. 572 00:34:21,126 --> 00:34:21,625 Oh shit. 573 00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:36,640 Come on lad. 574 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:38,307 Shit. 575 00:34:39,376 --> 00:34:40,442 I don't want any trouble. 576 00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:43,447 Oh no. 577 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,516 Oh shit! 578 00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:20,150 Paul! 579 00:35:21,769 --> 00:35:22,184 Oy! 580 00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:24,187 Leave him alone, you bastard! 581 00:35:31,330 --> 00:35:33,263 No, no. 582 00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:34,364 Honestly mate. 583 00:35:34,867 --> 00:35:36,399 I'm gonna be a boxer. 584 00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:40,670 Well you can be a boxer if you only want to come second. 585 00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:44,841 No, I took it like a champ. 586 00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:45,775 You took it like something. 587 00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:48,545 No, I didn't even cry man. 588 00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:50,714 Let's have a cuppa eh? 589 00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:53,283 Aye, it's locked. 590 00:35:53,886 --> 00:35:54,451 What? 591 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:55,685 Have you got a key? 592 00:35:57,456 --> 00:35:59,923 No, I don't think I have. 593 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:08,465 But, she must be back by now. 594 00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:14,304 Well the lights are on. 595 00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:20,177 Well go round the back, see if it's open 596 00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:49,940 Shit. 597 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:53,743 Mrs H? 598 00:36:55,214 --> 00:36:56,279 Jesus Christ, Mrs H! 599 00:36:56,515 --> 00:36:56,980 Ian! 600 00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:58,381 Yaeh, in a minute mate! 601 00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:08,525 It's you mum mate, she's had an accident. 602 00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:09,526 We need to get you in. 603 00:37:09,528 --> 00:37:10,076 What? 604 00:37:10,078 --> 00:37:10,627 We need to get you in mate. 605 00:37:12,965 --> 00:37:13,897 Ma, mum! 606 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,000 - Ma, mum! - I'll get an ambulance. 607 00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:18,301 Ma, mum! 608 00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:19,836 Can you hear me? 609 00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:20,637 Mum! 610 00:37:21,974 --> 00:37:22,739 Are you Ok? 611 00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:26,610 What happened mum? 612 00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:28,278 Mum! 613 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:36,286 Do you think she's getting any better? 614 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,355 She's not half the woman she was. 615 00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:43,693 Well what do you expect dad eh? 616 00:37:44,563 --> 00:37:46,963 She's had a stroke, for God's sake! 617 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:50,800 And don't think she's going back to your place when she comes out. 618 00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:55,788 You can't even look after yourself 619 00:37:55,790 --> 00:37:57,774 Yeah, well some people have more faith in me than you do.. 620 00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:58,408 Dad! 621 00:37:58,910 --> 00:37:59,676 Look.. 622 00:37:59,678 --> 00:38:02,479 She's better off with me, where she belongs! 623 00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:02,912 Dad! 624 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,753 Hiya mum. 625 00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:11,755 You glad to be home? 626 00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:13,056 Good to see you Alice. 627 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:15,692 Same time tomorrow? 628 00:38:17,062 --> 00:38:17,661 Aye. 629 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:18,995 Thanks Ernest. 630 00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:19,763 Nay bother lad. 631 00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:24,734 Good to have you back mum. 632 00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:31,708 No Lizzy yet? 633 00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:35,812 What's that mum? 634 00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:41,484 She knew you'd be home today. 635 00:38:44,356 --> 00:38:46,489 Anyways, how are you feeling? 636 00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:48,825 Have you had a cuppa.. 637 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,360 or anything to eat yet? 638 00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:52,562 No? 639 00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:53,612 Alright.. 640 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:55,665 I'll go see what we've got in.. 641 00:38:56,517 --> 00:38:57,366 I'll just be back in a sec. 642 00:38:57,769 --> 00:38:59,069 I'm coming back.. 643 00:38:59,071 --> 00:39:01,104 I'm just gonna go have a look in the fridge. 644 00:40:28,794 --> 00:40:29,492 Come on. 645 00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:31,528 Get up. 646 00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:33,797 Dinner's ready. 647 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:38,101 M..Mum. 648 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:41,037 Do you know what time it is? 649 00:40:42,007 --> 00:40:43,873 It's 3am! 650 00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:09,966 Gordon Bennet! 651 00:41:12,003 --> 00:41:13,870 What's been going on in here? 652 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,207 What have you been doing? 653 00:41:21,546 --> 00:41:24,013 For you, dinner. 654 00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:26,149 Mum. 655 00:41:33,492 --> 00:41:37,260 Eh, what's this? No, no, It's Alright, 656 00:41:37,596 --> 00:41:40,230 it's, it's Alright mum 657 00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:52,609 Don't cry, it's fine. I'll tidy this up, it's Alright. 658 00:41:55,113 --> 00:41:56,179 It's Alright, eh. 659 00:42:17,936 --> 00:42:18,801 Hi. 660 00:42:18,803 --> 00:42:20,904 I'm Jane, your mum's night carer. 661 00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:26,976 Are you gomma keep me on the doorstep all night Paul? 662 00:42:29,281 --> 00:42:30,246 Er.. 663 00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:31,748 no. 664 00:42:34,085 --> 00:42:35,151 Come in. 665 00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:37,153 Cheers. 666 00:42:43,695 --> 00:42:46,596 Do you mind if I put this over a radiator to dry? 667 00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:50,767 Er.. What's happened to it? 668 00:42:51,703 --> 00:42:52,835 Urrrgghh, you don't wanna to know. 669 00:43:13,892 --> 00:43:14,958 Moon's out. 670 00:43:17,629 --> 00:43:18,361 Do you wanna biscuit? 671 00:43:22,334 --> 00:43:22,781 Yeah. 672 00:43:22,783 --> 00:43:23,231 There you go. 673 00:43:24,135 --> 00:43:24,867 Thanks. 674 00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:33,676 Your mum's settled well tonight. 675 00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,012 Yeah. 676 00:43:37,148 --> 00:43:38,214 She does but.. 677 00:43:38,383 --> 00:43:39,782 then she gets back up later. 678 00:43:42,153 --> 00:43:43,219 I'll keep a listen out. 679 00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:50,093 How's the new job? 680 00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:53,262 Yeah, It's good.. 681 00:43:54,099 --> 00:43:57,133 I'm just happy to be working. 682 00:43:58,203 --> 00:43:58,901 Finally. 683 00:43:58,903 --> 00:44:00,670 Well, they're luck yo have you. 684 00:44:01,940 --> 00:44:02,372 Here you go. 685 00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:05,942 Er.. No, just the cup, I..I.. 686 00:44:05,944 --> 00:44:06,843 Oh, sorry. 687 00:44:07,078 --> 00:44:08,678 It's Alright. 688 00:44:09,948 --> 00:44:10,813 There we go. 689 00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:11,814 Thanks. 690 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,960 Ah, that's a good cuppa.. 691 00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:24,927 Thanks. 692 00:44:26,031 --> 00:44:27,397 Just how.. Just how I like it. 693 00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:29,065 Aim to please, 694 00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:35,772 Here, let me see. 695 00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:41,044 Oh. 696 00:44:42,147 --> 00:44:44,080 Got a nasty rash there Paul. 697 00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:47,350 It looks like Shingles. 698 00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:50,253 If I were you, I'd go to the Doctor's. 699 00:44:58,730 --> 00:45:00,897 Er.... Cheers. 700 00:45:01,132 --> 00:45:01,464 Cheers. 701 00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:20,083 ♪ I wanna let it go ♪ 702 00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:23,453 ♪ I wanna let you know now ♪ 703 00:45:25,857 --> 00:45:26,289 Tea? 704 00:45:26,958 --> 00:45:27,857 Yeah. 705 00:45:32,197 --> 00:45:32,645 Thanks. 706 00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:33,096 You've.. 707 00:45:33,298 --> 00:45:34,464 you've got a lovely voice, 708 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:39,102 Do.. do you do kareoke? 709 00:45:40,739 --> 00:45:42,371 I'd love to.. 710 00:45:42,373 --> 00:45:44,006 but I'm scared I'd make a fool of myself. 711 00:45:48,847 --> 00:45:50,046 Sounds Alright to me. 712 00:45:52,484 --> 00:45:54,884 Besides I don't get out much with my bloke. 713 00:45:56,855 --> 00:45:59,422 So he's a boring fart then? 714 00:46:00,908 --> 00:46:01,957 I didn't mean it to sound like that. 715 00:46:02,894 --> 00:46:04,127 He's jus a lot older than me. 716 00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:07,830 What's a lot? 717 00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:08,998 fifteen years. 718 00:46:11,803 --> 00:46:13,870 God, that is a lot older. 719 00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:20,376 So how come you's ended up together? 720 00:46:21,479 --> 00:46:23,412 You mind your own business nosey. 721 00:46:27,352 --> 00:46:29,986 So, you're into older men then? 722 00:46:30,255 --> 00:46:32,088 Well, I didn't say that either. 723 00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:36,092 Well, what are you saying? 724 00:46:38,797 --> 00:46:39,529 He was just.. 725 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:40,463 like.. 726 00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:42,331 more sure of himself. 727 00:46:44,035 --> 00:46:46,435 Only thing is, now he;s away a lot on business, so.. 728 00:46:47,038 --> 00:46:48,304 that's why I do this. 729 00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:52,542 Right, you ready? 730 00:46:53,912 --> 00:46:55,111 Er, yep. 731 00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:10,259 It's a bit itchy? 732 00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:12,528 Yeah, a little bit. 733 00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:13,496 Ok. 734 00:47:20,305 --> 00:47:21,370 You're so tense. 735 00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:35,518 Don't stop. 736 00:47:37,088 --> 00:47:38,254 I was enjoying that. 737 00:48:02,247 --> 00:48:03,012 Bollocks! 738 00:48:06,351 --> 00:48:07,216 Hey Paul! 739 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:08,284 You Alright? 740 00:48:10,521 --> 00:48:11,120 Oh. 741 00:48:11,122 --> 00:48:12,337 Thank God you're here. 742 00:48:12,339 --> 00:48:13,555 Oh God, look at that. 743 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:15,258 Alright, no worries. 744 00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:17,093 I'll get you sorted out, eh? 745 00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:18,527 Come this way, come this way. 746 00:48:18,529 --> 00:48:20,396 Ah that's it... that's it. 747 00:48:20,999 --> 00:48:22,131 That's it. 748 00:48:22,133 --> 00:48:23,065 Cheers Ernest. 749 00:48:24,302 --> 00:48:25,034 Push it. 750 00:48:26,471 --> 00:48:27,503 There we go. 751 00:48:27,505 --> 00:48:28,504 As you go. 752 00:48:29,641 --> 00:48:31,974 Oh bloody 'ell, how am I gonna explain this? 753 00:48:32,210 --> 00:48:33,209 Alright, ok. 754 00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:34,277 Let's go to my workshop. 755 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,279 Come on Ironside, this way. 756 00:48:37,282 --> 00:48:38,481 You solved any crimes yet? 757 00:48:41,219 --> 00:48:42,118 What's up with him? 758 00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:43,686 Has he been drinking again? 759 00:48:43,688 --> 00:48:45,053 Don't be daft woman. 760 00:48:45,055 --> 00:48:46,421 There's something wrong with his chair! 761 00:48:46,624 --> 00:48:48,324 Are you sure you're not drunk? 762 00:48:48,660 --> 00:48:50,159 You should've seen him last time.. 763 00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:52,295 Bloody disgraceful it was 764 00:48:52,297 --> 00:48:52,628 God! 765 00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:54,630 Would you leave him alone! 766 00:48:55,033 --> 00:48:55,932 ..God's sake. 767 00:48:56,701 --> 00:48:58,367 Don't get mud on my carpet. 768 00:48:58,369 --> 00:49:01,570 I'm just trying to get over the bloody threshold 'aint I? There we go. 769 00:49:01,940 --> 00:49:03,005 Come on, easy as she goes. 770 00:49:03,007 --> 00:49:04,122 Oh, I don't know. 771 00:49:04,124 --> 00:49:05,240 I've broken me back. 772 00:49:05,243 --> 00:49:08,477 Make sure you take your best clothes off before you go in that mucky workshop. 773 00:49:14,085 --> 00:49:16,652 Welcome to my lair. 774 00:49:28,099 --> 00:49:30,066 Even the wife's not been in here before. 775 00:49:31,536 --> 00:49:34,503 I tell her it's cursed by ancient spirits. 776 00:49:35,273 --> 00:49:36,339 Well, me mainly. 777 00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:39,976 Come on. 778 00:49:42,146 --> 00:49:43,212 here we go, up you get. 779 00:49:44,148 --> 00:49:44,680 Right.. 780 00:49:45,717 --> 00:49:46,615 There we are. 781 00:49:53,391 --> 00:49:54,457 Yes. 782 00:49:55,293 --> 00:49:56,359 Ok. 783 00:49:58,196 --> 00:49:59,762 What's all this stuff for? 784 00:50:03,201 --> 00:50:04,266 Well. 785 00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:08,504 When I were in the army.. 786 00:50:09,474 --> 00:50:10,539 It were my job. 787 00:50:11,009 --> 00:50:12,074 To keep the convoys.. 788 00:50:12,643 --> 00:50:14,210 ..on the roads.. eh. 789 00:50:15,747 --> 00:50:17,313 And ever since then.. 790 00:50:18,616 --> 00:50:21,117 ..I've had a crazy fascination.. 791 00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:24,320 With fixing things that move.. 792 00:50:25,423 --> 00:50:26,322 From cars.. 793 00:50:27,392 --> 00:50:28,324 to trucks.. 794 00:50:29,627 --> 00:50:30,226 tanks.. 795 00:50:32,330 --> 00:50:32,795 ..to motorcycles. 796 00:50:34,665 --> 00:50:36,732 ..and.. now.. 797 00:50:38,036 --> 00:50:39,101 ..even wheelchairs. 798 00:50:48,646 --> 00:50:49,712 Yeah, screw loose. 799 00:50:51,549 --> 00:50:52,615 There we go. 800 00:50:53,718 --> 00:50:54,583 Let's get you up. 801 00:50:56,187 --> 00:50:58,287 Easy.. Over she goes. 802 00:50:58,289 --> 00:50:59,055 There we go. 803 00:50:59,057 --> 00:51:01,457 Down she goes, in for a pound. 804 00:51:01,459 --> 00:51:03,759 There we go, right, ah.. marvellous. 805 00:51:05,663 --> 00:51:06,595 Cheers Ernest. 806 00:51:09,067 --> 00:51:09,665 'Ere.. 807 00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:13,335 You couldn't make it fly could you? 808 00:51:17,275 --> 00:51:17,989 Aahh! 809 00:51:17,991 --> 00:51:18,706 I don't know about that lad. 810 00:52:00,585 --> 00:52:01,283 Hi dad. 811 00:52:03,488 --> 00:52:05,654 I didn't know if you'd be in. 812 00:52:11,229 --> 00:52:11,861 Happy birthday. 813 00:52:18,569 --> 00:52:19,368 You should't have. 814 00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:21,504 But erm.. 815 00:52:23,741 --> 00:52:24,507 ..yeah thanks. 816 00:52:38,856 --> 00:52:40,222 Don't mind me. 817 00:52:40,224 --> 00:52:41,390 Hey, you'll never guess what. 818 00:52:41,392 --> 00:52:41,824 What? 819 00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:44,527 That bloody Norman, the ungrateful sod. 820 00:52:44,929 --> 00:52:47,863 He's just slammed the door in Paul's face. 821 00:52:49,767 --> 00:52:52,735 Well that doesn't surprise me on bit. 822 00:52:52,737 --> 00:52:53,369 No. 823 00:53:07,919 --> 00:53:08,584 Do you want me to do it? 824 00:53:10,188 --> 00:53:11,921 No.. I.. I've got it. 825 00:53:12,356 --> 00:53:12,721 Ok. 826 00:53:14,258 --> 00:53:14,790 Nearly. 827 00:53:15,726 --> 00:53:16,641 Na, na. 828 00:53:16,643 --> 00:53:17,559 Na, you didn't, ok. 829 00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:21,363 Yeah, well I weakened it for ya. 830 00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:23,465 Ah thanks, thanks. Say when. 831 00:53:23,634 --> 00:53:24,533 When. 832 00:53:27,238 --> 00:53:27,870 Thanks 833 00:53:36,214 --> 00:53:39,915 So if you were single.. 834 00:53:41,285 --> 00:53:43,752 What would you look for in a man? 835 00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:46,255 I don't know. 836 00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:48,824 Someone who makes me laugh. 837 00:53:52,797 --> 00:53:55,631 Well I was gonna be a comedian.. 838 00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:58,867 ..but I can't do the stand up. 839 00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:01,370 God, it's a good job you're pretty. 840 00:54:02,907 --> 00:54:04,240 What? That was funny! 841 00:54:04,242 --> 00:54:05,341 That was awful. 842 00:54:11,816 --> 00:54:12,481 - Cheers 843 00:54:12,483 --> 00:54:13,015 - Cheers 844 00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:38,674 Ssshit! 845 00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:51,020 Ay! 846 00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,789 Where you going? 847 00:54:54,025 --> 00:54:54,890 Come back. 848 00:54:55,426 --> 00:54:56,892 Susan will be here soon. 849 00:54:57,361 --> 00:54:59,662 Don't want to be in your bed when she gets here. 850 00:55:01,399 --> 00:55:04,700 What? It was good night though, wasn't it? 851 00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:06,869 Yeah, it was. 852 00:55:07,405 --> 00:55:08,470 But I have to go now. 853 00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:11,607 OK, you're right. 854 00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:14,810 There's always tonight? 855 00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:17,746 Easy tiger. 856 00:55:17,748 --> 00:55:18,814 Now I really must go. 857 00:55:25,623 --> 00:55:27,456 Don't worry, I'll be back later for you mum. 858 00:55:33,631 --> 00:55:34,897 I've got to pick Paul up. 859 00:55:34,899 --> 00:55:36,999 Alice, Alice. Don't worry. 860 00:55:37,401 --> 00:55:38,567 Ian's bringing him back. 861 00:55:39,870 --> 00:55:42,104 Besides, you can't come out with wet hair. 862 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,340 So let's get that sorted first. 863 00:55:49,447 --> 00:55:51,413 He's followed Darlo for years, hasn't he? 864 00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:52,981 Aye. 865 00:55:54,885 --> 00:55:57,519 I took him to his first game. 866 00:55:57,855 --> 00:55:59,988 Back in 73. 867 00:56:00,124 --> 00:56:01,724 Was his dad not into football? 868 00:56:05,096 --> 00:56:06,395 He was. 869 00:56:07,665 --> 00:56:10,999 Until Paul started wanting to go. 870 00:56:12,436 --> 00:56:14,603 Surprise, surprise.. 871 00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:18,407 ..he lost interest. 872 00:56:24,148 --> 00:56:25,614 It was so.. 873 00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:27,516 ..foggy. 874 00:56:29,019 --> 00:56:32,488 You couldn't see your hand in front of your face. 875 00:56:33,858 --> 00:56:34,923 Do you remember the score? 876 00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:37,526 Aye. 877 00:56:40,030 --> 00:56:40,896 We lost.. 878 00:56:42,633 --> 00:56:44,166 ..seven to nought. 879 00:56:47,605 --> 00:56:48,137 There. 880 00:56:48,839 --> 00:56:49,605 All done. 881 00:56:49,607 --> 00:56:53,575 So it's your fault he's such a big Darlo fan then eh? 882 00:56:57,882 --> 00:56:59,848 I took him as a treat. 883 00:57:02,052 --> 00:57:04,019 Before he went to boarding school. 884 00:57:07,024 --> 00:57:08,090 Boarding school? 885 00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:11,376 That school is not stretching him. 886 00:57:11,378 --> 00:57:14,663 What difference is another school gonna make to him shitting his pants? 887 00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:18,033 Yes. 888 00:57:26,844 --> 00:57:27,543 Give it here. 889 00:57:28,579 --> 00:57:30,078 No, no I've nearly got it. 890 00:57:31,916 --> 00:57:32,648 Give it here. 891 00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:34,550 Be here all day. 892 00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:36,752 I'm just trying to be a gent. 893 00:57:38,055 --> 00:57:39,087 You these..mm. 894 00:57:39,857 --> 00:57:40,589 What's that? 895 00:57:41,025 --> 00:57:42,157 Me muscles. 896 00:57:42,159 --> 00:57:42,691 Oh! 897 00:57:43,093 --> 00:57:43,725 There we go. 898 00:57:43,727 --> 00:57:46,462 At least do it properly man. 899 00:57:51,235 --> 00:57:51,834 Cheers. 900 00:58:00,544 --> 00:58:01,643 Can we go now? 901 00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:03,178 I'll explain later, come on. 902 00:58:05,849 --> 00:58:07,983 - What's going on? Are we gonna do a runner? - Hurry up, I'm gonna book a taxi. 903 00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:14,656 I think we might have been spotted by one of the lasses I work with. 904 00:58:15,860 --> 00:58:16,991 I doubt it. 905 00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:18,125 Yeah well I can't take the risk. 906 00:58:18,529 --> 00:58:20,729 She likes nought better than a juicy bit of gossip. 907 00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:25,067 Do you realise what I stand to lose if we get found out? 908 00:58:27,171 --> 00:58:29,905 And God forbid, I mean, what if my husband finds out? 909 00:58:31,742 --> 00:58:34,643 Don't be silly, of course he won't. 910 00:58:34,912 --> 00:58:35,911 But what if does? 911 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:42,150 Why did you agree to come then? 912 00:58:44,722 --> 00:58:45,787 I love being with ya. 913 00:58:47,091 --> 00:58:48,257 But my God I mean.. 914 00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:49,758 ..what was I thinking? 915 00:58:53,898 --> 00:58:57,733 Look just please stop worrying.. 916 00:58:57,735 --> 00:58:59,134 ..it'll be fine 917 00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:06,708 Are you gonna be at work tomorrow. 918 00:59:08,979 --> 00:59:09,811 Do you want me to be? 919 00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:14,216 What do you think? 920 00:59:33,137 --> 00:59:33,969 Aye up mate. 921 00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:39,041 Where's your mum? 922 00:59:41,145 --> 00:59:43,612 She.. She's at Karen's. 923 00:59:48,886 --> 00:59:50,118 No wonder you didn't hear the phone ringing. 924 00:59:55,893 --> 00:59:57,408 What's going on? 925 00:59:57,410 --> 00:59:58,926 Nothing, I'm fine. 926 00:59:58,929 --> 00:59:59,595 Aye. 927 01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:03,131 Well carry on like this and your liver won't be. 928 01:00:06,337 --> 01:00:07,235 Who are you eh? 929 01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,740 Doctor bleeding Carter? 930 01:00:13,310 --> 01:00:14,242 I'm just trying to help mate. 931 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:17,079 Yeah well. 932 01:00:18,015 --> 01:00:19,615 I didn't ask for it, OK. 933 01:00:20,784 --> 01:00:21,383 Go on.. 934 01:00:23,287 --> 01:00:24,186 ..clear off. 935 01:00:26,657 --> 01:00:27,189 You what? 936 01:00:30,661 --> 01:00:32,194 You've no idea. 937 01:00:32,196 --> 01:00:34,196 Look I understand how difficult it can be to handle.. 938 01:00:34,198 --> 01:00:36,665 - everything - Look, I've told you before ok.. 939 01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:39,801 ..piss off! 940 01:00:41,639 --> 01:00:42,371 Leave me alone. 941 01:01:05,062 --> 01:01:06,662 Ian lad, come over here. 942 01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:08,313 What's up? 943 01:01:08,315 --> 01:01:09,398 Just come over here! 944 01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:10,966 Eh? Hurry up! 945 01:01:11,669 --> 01:01:11,967 Come on! 946 01:01:13,237 --> 01:01:14,135 Hang on. 947 01:01:14,137 --> 01:01:15,036 Come on, come on, come on. 948 01:01:15,706 --> 01:01:16,438 I'll show you, won't I. 949 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:17,072 I'll show ya! 950 01:01:17,074 --> 01:01:17,673 Come on. 951 01:01:18,142 --> 01:01:18,874 Come through here. 952 01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:19,908 Come on. 953 01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:22,310 Look fast. 954 01:01:22,312 --> 01:01:22,444 Right. 955 01:01:24,314 --> 01:01:25,380 On our way, come on. 956 01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:35,791 Bloody hell! 957 01:01:36,460 --> 01:01:38,160 Your mum's snoring well tonight. 958 01:01:38,462 --> 01:01:39,928 I can hear her in the kitchen. 959 01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:45,133 Not hungry? 960 01:01:45,135 --> 01:01:48,937 This just, just isn't working. 961 01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:50,772 What do you mean by that? 962 01:01:55,913 --> 01:01:57,946 I can't, can't do this anymore. 963 01:02:00,951 --> 01:02:06,788 Seeing you every day and not being able to.. 964 01:02:07,257 --> 01:02:08,790 Well what do you want me to do? 965 01:02:11,462 --> 01:02:12,644 Leave? 966 01:02:13,831 --> 01:02:16,198 Can't you swap shifts with someone? 967 01:02:19,503 --> 01:02:20,869 Just for now. 968 01:02:22,973 --> 01:02:24,106 If that's what you really want? 969 01:03:27,938 --> 01:03:29,004 Mum! 970 01:03:29,339 --> 01:03:30,405 - What you doing? - Ah Jesus. 971 01:03:35,579 --> 01:03:36,178 Alice. 972 01:03:36,847 --> 01:03:37,913 Alice, Alice. 973 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:39,815 Come, come over here. 974 01:03:40,184 --> 01:03:42,217 Sit down, eh, eh. 975 01:03:42,452 --> 01:03:46,188 Sit down, right, come on, it's alright.. 976 01:03:46,190 --> 01:03:48,456 ..relax, relax, it's alright. 977 01:03:52,930 --> 01:03:53,995 It's impossible. 978 01:03:56,233 --> 01:03:57,933 I can't have her at mine. 979 01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:01,536 Me dad's the obvious choice. 980 01:04:06,443 --> 01:04:11,613 But you've got the downstairs toilet. 981 01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:14,015 I couldn't stand her as a kid. 982 01:04:15,485 --> 01:04:17,352 So either you let me dad take her.. 983 01:04:19,890 --> 01:04:21,389 ..or you put her in a bloody home. 984 01:04:27,531 --> 01:04:28,864 I'm not doing it., 985 01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:30,532 ..and that's that! 986 01:04:36,006 --> 01:04:37,105 So dad's it is then. 987 01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:43,278 I'll call you tomorrow and we'll sort it out. 988 01:04:44,548 --> 01:04:45,547 I have to dash. 989 01:04:45,549 --> 01:04:47,449 I'm meeting the girls for a drink. 990 01:04:52,522 --> 01:04:53,555 Aye well erm.. 991 01:04:55,259 --> 01:04:56,324 I best be going As well. 992 01:04:58,495 --> 01:05:00,362 Hold on dad, dad. 993 01:05:02,332 --> 01:05:04,132 Can I have a word? 994 01:05:07,337 --> 01:05:11,539 Stay and have a beer? 995 01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:13,275 I can't drink.. 996 01:05:13,543 --> 01:05:14,476 I'm driving. 997 01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:16,544 Please. 998 01:05:19,516 --> 01:05:19,681 Dad! 999 01:05:26,223 --> 01:05:28,290 I'll want to visit mum you know. 1000 01:06:03,460 --> 01:06:04,726 Hello mum. 1001 01:06:21,044 --> 01:06:24,079 I brought you some of these. 1002 01:06:27,751 --> 01:06:29,384 Might pass the time a bit. 1003 01:06:40,998 --> 01:06:44,132 Has our Karen been in? 1004 01:07:30,714 --> 01:07:33,815 Love you mum. 1005 01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:11,786 Phone rings. 1006 01:08:14,524 --> 01:08:15,590 She's gone Paul. 1007 01:08:17,294 --> 01:08:18,226 She's gone. 1008 01:08:24,634 --> 01:08:25,366 Karen! 1009 01:08:28,572 --> 01:08:29,304 Karen! 1010 01:08:33,777 --> 01:08:34,309 Dad. 1011 01:08:38,215 --> 01:08:38,813 You're too late. 1012 01:09:18,488 --> 01:09:18,920 Norman. 1013 01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:23,291 You Alright. 1014 01:09:28,765 --> 01:09:29,264 She's gone. 1015 01:09:41,378 --> 01:09:43,645 Welcome to St Mary's church. 1016 01:09:45,215 --> 01:09:47,415 We are today to celebrate the life.. 1017 01:09:47,417 --> 01:09:48,816 ..of Alice Hodgson. 1018 01:10:15,979 --> 01:10:17,278 Thank you. 1019 01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:18,580 You're very welcome, bless you. 1020 01:10:21,851 --> 01:10:22,517 Bless you. 1021 01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:24,886 Thanks that was lovely. 1022 01:10:25,455 --> 01:10:26,688 You're very welcome, bless you. 1023 01:10:32,329 --> 01:10:32,793 Bless you. 1024 01:10:34,231 --> 01:10:35,597 I'm off to see to me pigeons. 1025 01:10:39,869 --> 01:10:40,735 Take no notice. 1026 01:10:41,605 --> 01:10:42,837 It's almost over now son. 1027 01:11:12,302 --> 01:11:14,569 I'll take this stuff to the charity shop for you tomorrow. 1028 01:11:26,850 --> 01:11:30,385 Don't forget this. 1029 01:11:44,067 --> 01:11:45,600 Cheers mate. 1030 01:14:49,118 --> 01:14:50,951 Hello and welcone to Feetham's.. 1031 01:14:50,953 --> 01:14:52,787 On what is a beautiful evening under the floodlights, 1032 01:14:52,789 --> 01:14:53,888 for the game against Barnet. 1033 01:14:53,890 --> 01:14:57,091 Surprisingly Brian Little has gone with a 4, 4, 2 formation. 1034 01:14:57,861 --> 01:14:59,494 The starting Eleven is.. 1035 01:14:59,496 --> 01:15:01,378 In goal, Mark prudhoe.. 1036 01:15:01,380 --> 01:15:03,263 ..in defence, McJannet, Gray, Smith and Willis.. 1037 01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:04,966 ..the midfield four are made up of.. 1038 01:15:04,968 --> 01:15:07,502 ..Gill, Toman, Emson and Stevie Mardenborough. 1039 01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:10,805 And upfront, John Borthwick and David Cork complete the team. 1040 01:15:26,155 --> 01:15:27,154 I love you too. 1041 01:17:12,929 --> 01:17:13,628 Paul! 1042 01:17:15,999 --> 01:17:16,864 Paul, are you in mate? 1043 01:17:21,070 --> 01:17:22,103 Paul! 1044 01:17:24,073 --> 01:17:25,006 Mr Carter? 1045 01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:26,040 I'm Doctor Phillips. 1046 01:17:26,943 --> 01:17:28,009 I'm dealing with Paul. 1047 01:17:28,277 --> 01:17:29,844 Could you take a seat for me please? 1048 01:17:37,286 --> 01:17:39,820 Unfortunately Paul has slipped into a coma. 1049 01:17:44,794 --> 01:17:46,060 We're doing everything we can. 1050 01:17:47,063 --> 01:17:47,695 Aye. 1051 01:17:49,265 --> 01:17:50,031 Thanks. 1052 01:17:53,136 --> 01:17:55,770 Is his dad and his sister aware of what's happened? 1053 01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:59,073 Aye.. but erm.. 1054 01:18:00,276 --> 01:18:02,343 His dad doesn't really bother with him and erm.. 1055 01:18:03,446 --> 01:18:05,246 I can't get hold of his sister. 1056 01:18:06,916 --> 01:18:07,982 Oh it's like that. 1057 01:18:12,388 --> 01:18:13,454 He's just got me. 1058 01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:19,727 Absolutely. 1059 01:18:21,264 --> 01:18:22,863 Look, I have to get back. 1060 01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:26,300 I'll keep you updated, OK? 1061 01:18:36,846 --> 01:18:38,145 Have you been to see our Paul yet? 1062 01:18:38,848 --> 01:18:39,914 I've got me own problems. 1063 01:19:05,508 --> 01:19:06,407 What's up with you? 1064 01:19:08,811 --> 01:19:09,343 Eh? 1065 01:19:11,781 --> 01:19:13,114 He might not pull through. 1066 01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:24,024 Dad. 1067 01:19:28,898 --> 01:19:30,331 For once in your life.. 1068 01:19:31,134 --> 01:19:32,900 ..where Paul is concerned. 1069 01:19:34,937 --> 01:19:36,137 Do the right thing. 1070 01:19:40,476 --> 01:19:41,175 Dad! 1071 01:19:46,549 --> 01:19:47,481 Like you? 1072 01:21:17,874 --> 01:21:19,139 Mr and Mrs Hodgson? 1073 01:21:20,610 --> 01:21:22,276 I'm Doctor Markum. 1074 01:21:23,312 --> 01:21:24,378 I've been treating Paul. 1075 01:21:28,084 --> 01:21:30,017 I'm afraid it's not good news. 1076 01:21:31,954 --> 01:21:32,987 He's very poorly. 1077 01:21:34,457 --> 01:21:37,558 And after running a sequence of fluid tests.. 1078 01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:38,993 We can confirm that.. 1079 01:21:38,995 --> 01:21:42,663 Paul has contracted Meningococcal meningitis. 1080 01:21:43,299 --> 01:21:44,932 Meningococcal meningitis? 1081 01:21:45,067 --> 01:21:47,968 It's an inflammation of the brain and spinal chord. 1082 01:21:48,604 --> 01:21:51,171 I cannot stress enough.. 1083 01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:55,142 The next few weeks are critical. 1084 01:21:56,979 --> 01:22:00,547 All we can do is wait and see.. 1085 01:22:00,549 --> 01:22:04,385 ..as Paul grows and develops as to.. 1086 01:22:05,054 --> 01:22:07,488 ..what the effects are on his mind.. 1087 01:22:08,224 --> 01:22:09,189 ..and body. 1088 01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:12,593 What you both need to think about is.. 1089 01:22:13,162 --> 01:22:14,228 Acceptance. 1090 01:22:16,332 --> 01:22:17,398 Meaning.. 1091 01:22:18,334 --> 01:22:19,400 If you are.. 1092 01:22:20,603 --> 01:22:22,536 Emotionally strong enough.. 1093 01:22:22,538 --> 01:22:24,939 or psycologically equipped.. 1094 01:22:24,941 --> 01:22:28,575 ..to deal with a severely disabled child. 1095 01:22:29,645 --> 01:22:32,579 Or whether to place him into proffesional care. 1096 01:22:32,715 --> 01:22:35,249 No Doctor, that will never happen. 1097 01:22:36,385 --> 01:22:37,451 We'll see. 1098 01:23:09,318 --> 01:23:10,351 Now then mate. 1099 01:23:15,591 --> 01:23:16,657 How's it going? 1100 01:23:23,399 --> 01:23:24,431 I wish you'd answer me. 1101 01:23:28,037 --> 01:23:29,103 Even if you just said.. 1102 01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:31,505 ..I'm knackerd. 1103 01:23:36,779 --> 01:23:39,246 I'm getting a bit sick of these one way conversations. 1104 01:23:46,555 --> 01:23:47,588 Listen, I.. er.. 1105 01:23:50,760 --> 01:23:52,793 I don't really know how to tell you this, but er.. 1106 01:23:56,332 --> 01:23:57,431 ..we've been relegated. 1107 01:24:00,136 --> 01:24:01,101 There I've said it. 1108 01:24:03,672 --> 01:24:05,105 I can't believe it myself. 1109 01:24:14,417 --> 01:24:16,083 Steve and Rich have been asking after you. 1110 01:24:21,824 --> 01:24:23,357 I wish I had someting different to tell 'em. 1111 01:24:37,139 --> 01:24:39,373 Whoahh! Ha ha! 1112 01:24:39,508 --> 01:24:41,442 I can do what ever I want.. 1113 01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:43,626 What you doing? 1114 01:24:43,628 --> 01:24:44,544 What does it look like I'm doing? 1115 01:24:44,547 --> 01:24:45,712 I'm flying Ian! 1116 01:24:45,714 --> 01:24:47,181 Aye that's very impressive Paul.. 1117 01:24:47,183 --> 01:24:48,248 ..I'm sure the ladies will love it. 1118 01:24:48,551 --> 01:24:50,217 Whoahh! 1119 01:24:52,154 --> 01:24:53,320 I nearly forgot. 1120 01:24:54,857 --> 01:24:56,223 Brian and the lads, they've.. er.. 1121 01:24:57,393 --> 01:24:58,392 ..they've sent you this. 1122 01:24:58,394 --> 01:25:00,761 I'll just pop it on here and you can read it when you wake up. 1123 01:25:14,577 --> 01:25:15,242 Nurse. 1124 01:25:17,113 --> 01:25:17,644 Nurse! 1125 01:25:18,681 --> 01:25:19,513 That's it mate. 1126 01:25:19,515 --> 01:25:21,782 That's it, come on now. Keep moving that hand. 1127 01:25:22,451 --> 01:25:23,183 He's moving his hand. 1128 01:25:32,595 --> 01:25:33,427 - I'll be back shortly - Right. 1129 01:25:35,564 --> 01:25:36,263 Come on mate. 1130 01:25:37,433 --> 01:25:38,232 Come on fella, it's me. 1131 01:25:38,467 --> 01:25:38,866 That's it. 1132 01:25:39,768 --> 01:25:40,501 That's it mate. 1133 01:25:40,503 --> 01:25:42,369 Come on, open your eyes, come on. 1134 01:25:43,739 --> 01:25:44,805 That's it, I'm here mate.. Come on! 1135 01:25:45,174 --> 01:25:45,506 That's it. 1136 01:25:50,479 --> 01:25:51,145 Hiya bud. 1137 01:25:51,814 --> 01:25:52,513 Hiya mate. 1138 01:25:56,685 --> 01:25:58,185 What are you looking at? 1139 01:26:02,791 --> 01:26:04,191 What are you crying for? 1140 01:26:05,227 --> 01:26:06,193 You've been in a coma mate. 1141 01:26:07,463 --> 01:26:08,695 Been in this room for over a month. 1142 01:26:12,168 --> 01:26:15,536 I remember what I did now. 1143 01:26:16,238 --> 01:26:16,737 It's fine mate. 1144 01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:18,772 It's Alright. 1145 01:26:19,408 --> 01:26:21,542 The important thing is you're here isn't it? 1146 01:26:26,682 --> 01:26:28,248 Can I tell you something mate? 1147 01:26:28,417 --> 01:26:28,682 Aye. 1148 01:26:29,418 --> 01:26:29,783 Course you can. 1149 01:26:31,854 --> 01:26:34,221 It might sound daft. 1150 01:26:36,959 --> 01:26:38,225 I dreamt..I.. 1151 01:26:38,694 --> 01:26:39,960 ..I was flying. 1152 01:26:51,307 --> 01:26:51,888 I'll get it. 1153 01:27:00,882 --> 01:27:02,047 What we doing here.. man? 1154 01:27:02,049 --> 01:27:03,214 I told you, just trust me. 1155 01:27:03,216 --> 01:27:04,382 Well it's about time, I'd thought you'd forgotten. 1156 01:27:04,386 --> 01:27:04,851 Aye, sorry Ern. 1157 01:27:07,890 --> 01:27:08,922 Hello lads! 1158 01:27:08,924 --> 01:27:10,691 What you doing here this time of night? 1159 01:27:10,693 --> 01:27:11,458 Evening Mrs Hogg. 1160 01:27:11,460 --> 01:27:15,295 Just get back to your bloody sewing and stop being so bloody nosey! 1161 01:27:15,297 --> 01:27:16,763 Well something's going on.. 1162 01:27:16,765 --> 01:27:18,265 ..all that banging and welding. 1163 01:27:18,267 --> 01:27:20,267 It's like a bloody factory out there. 1164 01:27:20,603 --> 01:27:21,301 Ernest. 1165 01:27:21,303 --> 01:27:22,703 What are you up to? 1166 01:27:22,705 --> 01:27:24,671 All in good time.. Woman. 1167 01:27:24,673 --> 01:27:26,773 No mind your won bloody business! 1168 01:27:27,543 --> 01:27:28,542 What's going on? 1169 01:27:28,544 --> 01:27:29,743 Don't you flipping start. 1170 01:27:29,745 --> 01:27:30,244 Ay! 1171 01:27:30,246 --> 01:27:31,278 Sorry Mrs Hogg. 1172 01:27:32,113 --> 01:27:32,945 Through here, stay back. 1173 01:27:33,549 --> 01:27:34,615 Come on, this way, this way. 1174 01:27:35,251 --> 01:27:35,616 Come on! 1175 01:27:35,751 --> 01:27:36,250 Right. 1176 01:27:37,119 --> 01:27:37,985 Shut up will you man! 1177 01:27:37,987 --> 01:27:39,141 ..by now.. 1178 01:27:39,143 --> 01:27:40,297 Come through, come through. 1179 01:27:40,299 --> 01:27:41,454 - For God's sake - No, no, no, no! 1180 01:27:41,457 --> 01:27:42,689 I just want to know... 1181 01:27:42,691 --> 01:27:43,924 I've told you, will you trust me for once in your life? 1182 01:27:43,926 --> 01:27:45,150 Right! 1183 01:27:46,378 --> 01:27:47,602 Yes I know we should be in the pub but I've brought you here.. 1184 01:27:47,604 --> 01:27:48,829 ..it's a surprise, I've told you. 1185 01:27:55,938 --> 01:28:00,340 Now is someone gonna tell me what the bloody hell's going on? 1186 01:28:00,609 --> 01:28:01,675 Gonna show him? 1187 01:28:01,810 --> 01:28:03,377 Show me what? 1188 01:28:08,350 --> 01:28:09,883 Eh voila! 1189 01:28:11,854 --> 01:28:14,087 What the... 1190 01:28:14,089 --> 01:28:16,323 You've made me a new wheelchair? 1191 01:28:16,525 --> 01:28:17,324 Yes Paul.. 1192 01:28:17,326 --> 01:28:20,294 I have made you a new wheelchair.. 1193 01:28:21,030 --> 01:28:21,962 But this one.. 1194 01:28:22,931 --> 01:28:23,764 ..is different.. 1195 01:28:24,733 --> 01:28:25,499 You see.. 1196 01:28:26,402 --> 01:28:27,367 This bugger.. 1197 01:28:28,937 --> 01:28:29,703 Flies! 1198 01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:52,291 The greatest act.. 1199 01:28:52,293 --> 01:28:53,025 ..that one man can do for another.. 1200 01:28:57,933 --> 01:28:59,466 Is give them wings. 1201 01:29:05,441 --> 01:29:07,941 I was only bloody joking. 1202 01:29:10,679 --> 01:29:11,511 I wasn't. 1203 01:29:13,749 --> 01:29:14,081 Come on. 1204 01:29:14,083 --> 01:29:16,116 Woooow! 1205 01:29:16,118 --> 01:29:16,817 Cheers. 1206 01:29:17,753 --> 01:29:18,352 Here you go. 1207 01:29:18,854 --> 01:29:19,453 Thank you. 1208 01:29:22,658 --> 01:29:24,524 I see Darlo are doing well this season. 1209 01:29:24,893 --> 01:29:25,959 Your lad still go? 1210 01:29:26,562 --> 01:29:27,427 Aye.. Er.. 1211 01:29:27,663 --> 01:29:28,428 I think so. 1212 01:29:28,430 --> 01:29:31,565 Do you see much of him, since he came out of hospital? 1213 01:29:31,867 --> 01:29:32,399 No. 1214 01:29:38,707 --> 01:29:39,673 You never see him. 1215 01:29:42,110 --> 01:29:42,509 He's back at work now. 1216 01:29:43,112 --> 01:29:43,977 Do you know that? 1217 01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:45,645 Aye. 1218 01:29:45,647 --> 01:29:47,047 Our Karen mentioned it. 1219 01:29:47,049 --> 01:29:48,982 You get to know everything second hand do you? 1220 01:29:50,786 --> 01:29:52,686 You ought to mind your own bloody business. 1221 01:29:54,690 --> 01:29:55,956 What's that lad ever done to you? 1222 01:29:59,928 --> 01:30:00,727 Another game? 1223 01:30:01,362 --> 01:30:01,994 Aye, if you want. 1224 01:30:06,435 --> 01:30:07,167 Truth hurts? 1225 01:30:07,803 --> 01:30:08,435 Doesn't it? 1226 01:30:08,437 --> 01:30:11,538 You have no idea what it's been like for me. 1227 01:30:13,075 --> 01:30:14,141 You've never had kids. 1228 01:30:14,777 --> 01:30:15,776 That maybe the case. 1229 01:30:16,545 --> 01:30:17,144 But I know one thing. 1230 01:30:18,514 --> 01:30:20,580 Relationships have to be worked at. 1231 01:30:22,451 --> 01:30:23,917 Yeah well that's easy for you to say. 1232 01:30:25,554 --> 01:30:27,954 I was robbed of the son I should've had! 1233 01:30:27,956 --> 01:30:28,889 You have a son. 1234 01:30:28,891 --> 01:30:31,158 Isn't it about time you got to know him? 1235 01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:31,725 Aaargh! 1236 01:30:31,727 --> 01:30:33,427 Before it's too late. 1237 01:30:37,533 --> 01:30:37,964 You know.. 1238 01:30:39,535 --> 01:30:41,601 '..It's hard to tell who's more disabled.. 1239 01:30:42,171 --> 01:30:43,804 You.. or him? 1240 01:31:41,897 --> 01:31:42,262 Alright? 1241 01:31:51,139 --> 01:31:53,540 Can we go inside? 1242 01:31:56,245 --> 01:31:57,077 Dad? 1243 01:32:00,282 --> 01:32:01,014 Yeah. 1244 01:32:01,984 --> 01:32:02,816 Course we can. 1245 01:32:05,854 --> 01:32:07,120 How've you been anyway? 1246 01:32:09,825 --> 01:32:12,058 I haven't spoken to you.. since.. 1247 01:32:13,262 --> 01:32:15,729 ..since mu.. mum died. 1248 01:32:16,832 --> 01:32:17,197 Well.. 1249 01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:19,699 ..I .. I .. I've been fine. 1250 01:32:24,873 --> 01:32:25,488 Come on. 1251 01:32:25,490 --> 01:32:26,106 Let's get you inside. 1252 01:32:42,658 --> 01:32:43,256 Norman. Um.. 1253 01:32:43,959 --> 01:32:44,824 ..want a cup of tea? 1254 01:32:47,796 --> 01:32:49,963 Er.. No. 1255 01:32:50,766 --> 01:32:51,831 Th.. Thanks. 1256 01:32:57,873 --> 01:32:59,139 Can we talk? 1257 01:33:00,909 --> 01:33:01,675 Yeah.. 1258 01:33:02,077 --> 01:33:02,776 ..yeah sure. 1259 01:33:08,650 --> 01:33:09,316 So erm.. 1260 01:33:10,152 --> 01:33:10,817 ..what is it? 1261 01:33:23,732 --> 01:33:24,130 What's that? 1262 01:33:28,036 --> 01:33:29,736 M.. Mu.. Mum. 1263 01:33:30,772 --> 01:33:34,608 Took out an insurance policy, years ago. 1264 01:33:36,378 --> 01:33:36,977 Well.. 1265 01:33:39,114 --> 01:33:39,713 I.. 1266 01:33:39,715 --> 01:33:41,348 ..didn't know she'd done that. 1267 01:33:44,653 --> 01:33:45,719 Neither did I.. 1268 01:33:46,154 --> 01:33:47,153 til I..til I.. 1269 01:33:47,723 --> 01:33:49,189 ..until a couple of weeks ago. 1270 01:33:54,930 --> 01:33:57,731 That's what's left over.. 1271 01:34:02,771 --> 01:34:04,070 ..your share. 1272 01:34:19,755 --> 01:34:20,286 No. 1273 01:34:22,391 --> 01:34:23,857 Your mother would haunt me. 1274 01:34:26,094 --> 01:34:27,961 And I've enough ghosts in my cupboard. 1275 01:34:33,001 --> 01:34:34,067 D'you know.. erm.. 1276 01:34:36,438 --> 01:34:38,104 ..I wish I was.. erm.. 1277 01:34:39,708 --> 01:34:40,674 Ah what's the word? 1278 01:34:41,910 --> 01:34:42,842 Adaptable. 1279 01:34:47,416 --> 01:34:48,815 I wish I was more adabtable. 1280 01:34:52,120 --> 01:34:53,453 I'm just er.. 1281 01:34:53,989 --> 01:34:54,888 ..a big.. 1282 01:34:55,023 --> 01:34:56,089 ..bloody dinosaur. 1283 01:34:58,927 --> 01:35:00,160 I should be extinct eh? 1284 01:35:04,366 --> 01:35:05,865 Darlo are on the attack.. 1285 01:35:05,867 --> 01:35:07,367 ..David Cork flicks the ball onto Bortwick.. 1286 01:35:07,736 --> 01:35:09,069 ..he shoots from outside the area. 1287 01:35:09,371 --> 01:35:10,804 - Just over the bar - Ooohh! 1288 01:35:10,806 --> 01:35:12,872 - Come on - Andy Milner kicks off for Rochdale.. 1289 01:35:12,874 --> 01:35:15,108 Passes to Butler, but the ball runs loose. 1290 01:35:15,110 --> 01:35:16,443 Butler challenges Toman.. 1291 01:35:16,445 --> 01:35:17,326 ..hard.. 1292 01:35:17,328 --> 01:35:18,210 - Ah, you didrty buggers, - OoooH. 1293 01:35:18,346 --> 01:35:19,379 Toman goes down.. 1294 01:35:19,715 --> 01:35:20,847 ..that's a shocking foul. 1295 01:35:22,350 --> 01:35:23,399 It's a free-kick to Darlington. 1296 01:35:23,401 --> 01:35:24,451 Andy Toman swings the ball into the box.. 1297 01:35:24,886 --> 01:35:25,901 ..Coatsworth.. 1298 01:35:25,903 --> 01:35:26,919 - Goooooal!! - Yeeeessss!! 1299 01:35:27,055 --> 01:35:27,887 Ah, ha, ha! 1300 01:35:28,423 --> 01:35:29,288 Yes! 1301 01:35:29,290 --> 01:35:30,156 Shouldn't you be at the game? 1302 01:35:30,158 --> 01:35:33,259 This is the most important game of the season. 1303 01:35:33,261 --> 01:35:34,460 Yeah. 1304 01:35:34,462 --> 01:35:35,661 I know that you soft git.. 1305 01:35:35,663 --> 01:35:36,863 I'm trying to sort this lot out, aren't I. 1306 01:35:37,432 --> 01:35:38,098 Oh ya! 1307 01:35:40,469 --> 01:35:41,501 You go to the match. 1308 01:35:42,738 --> 01:35:43,436 Bloody hell! 1309 01:35:44,473 --> 01:35:45,071 Shit! 1310 01:35:47,109 --> 01:35:48,308 Bugger it, bugger it! 1311 01:35:48,844 --> 01:35:50,376 Don't worry Norman, I'll lock up for ya. 1312 01:35:57,185 --> 01:35:58,284 What's going on here man? 1313 01:35:58,286 --> 01:35:59,486 Arrrgh, bloody hell! 1314 01:36:00,355 --> 01:36:01,354 What's going on here? 1315 01:36:01,356 --> 01:36:03,223 There's a burst water main or something.. 1316 01:36:03,225 --> 01:36:04,690 Come on! 1317 01:36:04,692 --> 01:36:06,158 I told you not to come this way.. 1318 01:36:06,161 --> 01:36:07,460 ..didn't I? 1319 01:36:07,462 --> 01:36:08,762 Which way do you wanna go? All the roads are the bloody same. 1320 01:36:10,465 --> 01:36:11,196 What are we gonna do? 1321 01:36:11,198 --> 01:36:11,930 I dunno, we're going to miss the game.. 1322 01:36:11,933 --> 01:36:12,899 ..come on! 1323 01:36:16,304 --> 01:36:18,505 I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 1324 01:36:21,943 --> 01:36:23,042 We're gonna fly. 1325 01:36:23,979 --> 01:36:24,844 You what? 1326 01:36:25,280 --> 01:36:25,545 Yep. 1327 01:36:25,547 --> 01:36:28,414 Turn around, we need to go to Ernest's.. now. 1328 01:36:28,416 --> 01:36:30,283 - You're bloody joking, aren't you.. - I'm not. 1329 01:36:30,519 --> 01:36:31,518 Away, hurry up! 1330 01:36:31,520 --> 01:36:33,086 Oh, Jesus Christ! 1331 01:36:38,360 --> 01:36:39,192 Bugger it! 1332 01:36:56,845 --> 01:36:57,811 Yes! 1333 01:37:03,819 --> 01:37:04,850 It's gonna work.. 1334 01:37:04,852 --> 01:37:05,884 ..Aye, It's gonna work or we're gonna die. 1335 01:37:10,058 --> 01:37:11,224 I hope they're in. 1336 01:37:23,305 --> 01:37:24,237 Hello Mrs Hogg. 1337 01:37:24,239 --> 01:37:24,938 Hiya. 1338 01:37:25,140 --> 01:37:26,539 Hello lads. 1339 01:37:26,541 --> 01:37:27,941 What you doing here? I thought you'd be going to the match? 1340 01:37:28,143 --> 01:37:29,209 Aye, is Ernest in? 1341 01:37:30,445 --> 01:37:31,244 Yeah. 1342 01:37:31,546 --> 01:37:32,278 Ernest! 1343 01:37:35,217 --> 01:37:36,149 Alright lads? 1344 01:37:36,151 --> 01:37:38,084 What can I do for you? Shouldn't you be at the match? 1345 01:37:38,086 --> 01:37:41,888 There's a bloody burst water main. 1346 01:37:42,157 --> 01:37:44,390 The only way we're gonna get to the match.. 1347 01:37:44,392 --> 01:37:45,625 ..is in the glider. 1348 01:37:45,627 --> 01:37:46,593 Is it ready? 1349 01:37:47,295 --> 01:37:48,094 Glider? 1350 01:37:49,030 --> 01:37:49,629 You mean now? 1351 01:37:50,298 --> 01:37:51,564 Yeah.. Now! 1352 01:37:52,067 --> 01:37:52,966 It's ready.. 1353 01:37:52,968 --> 01:37:53,499 ..round the back. 1354 01:37:54,302 --> 01:37:55,535 Round the round the back 1355 01:38:20,996 --> 01:38:22,295 - Take me eh? - Here we go, go! 1356 01:38:22,931 --> 01:38:23,496 Right. 1357 01:38:25,500 --> 01:38:26,599 There we go. 1358 01:38:26,601 --> 01:38:28,001 Right.. tie those on. 1359 01:38:34,476 --> 01:38:35,275 Here we go. 1360 01:38:39,930 --> 01:38:40,445 Come on, come on. 1361 01:38:45,420 --> 01:38:46,119 Safety! 1362 01:38:49,057 --> 01:38:50,523 Away, get, get me in. 1363 01:38:51,459 --> 01:38:52,392 One please mate. 1364 01:38:52,928 --> 01:38:54,060 Got anything smaller mate? 1365 01:38:54,062 --> 01:38:54,627 I haven't no. 1366 01:38:54,629 --> 01:38:57,297 Look, it doesn't matter about the change. 1367 01:38:57,299 --> 01:38:58,464 - Right, go on then go on. - Cheers. 1368 01:39:01,536 --> 01:39:02,201 Right. 1369 01:39:07,142 --> 01:39:08,041 Ethel! 1370 01:39:08,043 --> 01:39:10,176 What the bloody hell do you think you're doing? 1371 01:39:10,178 --> 01:39:11,277 I'm driving. 1372 01:39:11,279 --> 01:39:12,979 And don't you try and stop me. 1373 01:39:12,981 --> 01:39:14,247 Ahhh. We're in trouble. 1374 01:39:15,700 --> 01:39:16,449 You think I'm missing this? 1375 01:39:16,952 --> 01:39:18,017 Let's go! 1376 01:39:28,697 --> 01:39:30,997 Right, come on. 1377 01:39:30,999 --> 01:39:31,698 Get him out. 1378 01:39:32,500 --> 01:39:33,399 They're me hats. 1379 01:39:34,536 --> 01:39:35,368 There we go. 1380 01:39:35,370 --> 01:39:36,436 Yes mate. 1381 01:39:38,939 --> 01:39:39,738 Right, you go, all the way. 1382 01:39:41,543 --> 01:39:42,074 Ah, oh! 1383 01:39:42,076 --> 01:39:42,608 For goodness sake. 1384 01:39:46,514 --> 01:39:47,447 Ay up Norman. 1385 01:39:47,749 --> 01:39:48,715 What are you doing here? 1386 01:39:48,717 --> 01:39:51,617 Where the bloody hell are Paul and Ian? 1387 01:39:51,619 --> 01:39:52,285 I dunno. 1388 01:39:53,221 --> 01:39:54,354 I thought they'd be here. 1389 01:40:10,305 --> 01:40:12,005 I can't take much more of this. 1390 01:40:12,307 --> 01:40:13,373 I think me heart's gonna give out. 1391 01:40:16,044 --> 01:40:17,010 Are you Alright Norman? 1392 01:40:17,345 --> 01:40:18,011 Ah, yeah. 1393 01:40:19,180 --> 01:40:20,747 I'm just wondering where the hell Paul is? 1394 01:40:21,483 --> 01:40:22,081 I mean.. 1395 01:40:22,083 --> 01:40:23,716 ..I can't believe he's missing this. 1396 01:40:24,052 --> 01:40:24,384 Right. 1397 01:40:24,386 --> 01:40:26,185 This is ridiculous! 1398 01:40:26,688 --> 01:40:27,787 This thing's never gonna work.. 1399 01:40:27,789 --> 01:40:29,489 ..Oh, hold your tongue woman. 1400 01:40:29,491 --> 01:40:30,590 I'm not jumping off there Ernest.. 1401 01:40:30,592 --> 01:40:31,724 ..Have you seen the bloody drop? 1402 01:40:33,461 --> 01:40:35,094 Yes you bloody well are! 1403 01:40:35,597 --> 01:40:36,796 Grow a set of balls man. 1404 01:40:36,798 --> 01:40:37,530 Will ya? 1405 01:40:39,267 --> 01:40:41,467 You're all stark raving bonkers. 1406 01:40:42,437 --> 01:40:43,602 Come on.. 1407 01:40:43,604 --> 01:40:44,770 Let's get this thing up in the air.. 1408 01:40:45,106 --> 01:40:45,638 Hurry up! 1409 01:40:46,041 --> 01:40:47,173 This is madness. 1410 01:40:47,175 --> 01:40:48,041 You're telling me! 1411 01:40:48,743 --> 01:40:50,410 Come on.. Let's go! 1412 01:40:52,213 --> 01:40:52,678 Are you ready? 1413 01:40:53,481 --> 01:40:54,080 Yep! 1414 01:40:54,349 --> 01:40:54,814 No! 1415 01:40:56,618 --> 01:40:57,016 Right! 1416 01:40:57,018 --> 01:40:57,417 My count.. 1417 01:40:58,353 --> 01:40:59,952 I'm gonna push forward.. 1418 01:40:59,954 --> 01:41:01,554 ..When you get to the brow of the hill! 1419 01:41:02,390 --> 01:41:04,357 I wan't you to jump into the harness. 1420 01:41:04,359 --> 01:41:05,291 Well how do I do that? 1421 01:41:05,427 --> 01:41:06,592 Just bloody do it! 1422 01:41:06,594 --> 01:41:07,092 Arrggh. 1423 01:41:07,094 --> 01:41:07,593 One.. 1424 01:41:07,595 --> 01:41:08,361 ..two.. 1425 01:41:08,363 --> 01:41:08,795 ..three! 1426 01:41:10,065 --> 01:41:11,364 Geronimo!!! 1427 01:41:11,366 --> 01:41:13,266 Yes.. you're gonna kill them fool!! 1428 01:41:21,109 --> 01:41:22,175 I told you.. 1429 01:41:22,177 --> 01:41:23,843 You've bloody well killed th... 1430 01:41:24,979 --> 01:41:25,678 Oooohh! 1431 01:41:30,118 --> 01:41:30,649 Oh! 1432 01:41:31,184 --> 01:41:31,716 Oh!! 1433 01:41:31,719 --> 01:41:32,652 I told you. 1434 01:41:33,421 --> 01:41:34,487 Oh you..! 1435 01:41:35,590 --> 01:41:36,756 ..gave me such a fright! 1436 01:41:44,499 --> 01:41:45,598 We're actually flying mate! 1437 01:41:46,122 --> 01:41:46,642 We're doing it. 1438 01:41:46,644 --> 01:41:47,165 We are. 1439 01:41:50,070 --> 01:41:50,869 I've got it, I've got it! 1440 01:41:52,574 --> 01:41:54,707 You'd bloody better have mind Ian! 1441 01:41:55,143 --> 01:41:55,842 It's Alright mate.. 1442 01:41:56,244 --> 01:41:56,876 I've had a lesson. 1443 01:41:56,878 --> 01:41:59,479 You've only had one lesson? 1444 01:41:59,747 --> 01:42:01,280 Ernest taught me a few things, you know. 1445 01:42:01,483 --> 01:42:02,849 Are you kidding? 1446 01:42:03,451 --> 01:42:03,850 Ian! 1447 01:42:03,852 --> 01:42:06,185 This is just like my dream.. 1448 01:42:06,488 --> 01:42:07,420 ..I was telling you about. 1449 01:42:07,422 --> 01:42:07,653 Aye. 1450 01:42:08,723 --> 01:42:09,155 Eh! 1451 01:42:09,157 --> 01:42:10,623 There's me mum's house! 1452 01:42:11,459 --> 01:42:12,358 Mum! 1453 01:42:12,360 --> 01:42:13,159 Whoooohh! 1454 01:42:13,161 --> 01:42:14,560 I wonder if she can see us? 1455 01:42:14,562 --> 01:42:15,328 I hope not.. 1456 01:42:15,330 --> 01:42:16,429 She'll have a heart attack! 1457 01:42:17,432 --> 01:42:18,631 Mrs Carter! 1458 01:42:18,867 --> 01:42:19,765 Whooooh! 1459 01:42:24,139 --> 01:42:25,238 We're actually flying mate. 1460 01:42:26,441 --> 01:42:27,240 Whooooh! 1461 01:42:27,442 --> 01:42:28,341 Whooooh! 1462 01:42:28,676 --> 01:42:29,442 Whooooh! 1463 01:42:31,546 --> 01:42:32,512 There's the pitch look. 1464 01:42:32,847 --> 01:42:33,846 Ok look, it is! 1465 01:42:33,848 --> 01:42:35,748 I'll aim for it mate, here we go. 1466 01:42:36,251 --> 01:42:37,216 Away, away then. 1467 01:42:40,255 --> 01:42:40,920 Go on lads! 1468 01:42:41,623 --> 01:42:43,656 Come on Darlo! 1469 01:42:43,658 --> 01:42:44,524 Go on lads! 1470 01:42:45,560 --> 01:42:47,226 We love you Darlo.. 1471 01:42:47,629 --> 01:42:48,594 ..we do! 1472 01:42:56,504 --> 01:42:58,237 I mean it's not like him to miss this. 1473 01:42:58,239 --> 01:42:59,405 It is odd.. 1474 01:42:59,407 --> 01:43:00,673 He wouldn't miss this for the world. 1475 01:43:06,381 --> 01:43:06,946 Alright love? 1476 01:43:09,250 --> 01:43:09,749 Sit with us? 1477 01:43:11,419 --> 01:43:11,751 So what.. 1478 01:43:12,754 --> 01:43:13,653 ..So what you doing here? 1479 01:43:14,622 --> 01:43:15,655 Looking for Paul, I.. 1480 01:43:15,924 --> 01:43:16,789 ..I thought he'd be here. 1481 01:43:16,958 --> 01:43:17,557 Aye.. 1482 01:43:17,559 --> 01:43:18,758 ..You and me both. 1483 01:43:22,630 --> 01:43:23,930 ♪ I'd sit alone..♪ 1484 01:43:24,699 --> 01:43:26,265 ♪.. and watch your light ♪ 1485 01:43:27,302 --> 01:43:27,900 What's that noise? 1486 01:43:30,421 --> 01:43:32,939 Well I had to keep up with the match somehow, didn't I? 1487 01:43:33,675 --> 01:43:34,640 You brought your radio? 1488 01:43:34,642 --> 01:43:36,275 Yeah, I can't.. I can't get it. 1489 01:43:38,279 --> 01:43:39,312 I've got it, don't worry. 1490 01:43:40,348 --> 01:43:43,316 Look.. look, we're coming up over the pitch now. 1491 01:43:43,318 --> 01:43:43,649 Right. 1492 01:43:43,651 --> 01:43:44,884 Go on lads! 1493 01:43:45,453 --> 01:43:47,253 Go on Darlo! 1494 01:43:48,957 --> 01:43:50,389 Gooooal! 1495 01:43:50,892 --> 01:43:52,325 Yeeessss!!! 1496 01:43:52,460 --> 01:43:53,492 - My God! - Yes! 1497 01:43:53,628 --> 01:43:55,595 Come on Darlo!! 1498 01:43:57,765 --> 01:43:58,397 Right.. 1499 01:43:58,399 --> 01:44:00,600 ..I'm gonna try and put us down over that field. 1500 01:44:00,768 --> 01:44:01,367 Here we go! 1501 01:44:02,670 --> 01:44:04,237 Thank God, I..I'm.. 1502 01:44:04,239 --> 01:44:05,404 ..bursting for a pee! 1503 01:44:05,406 --> 01:44:06,005 You're taking the pee. 1504 01:44:07,385 --> 01:44:08,394 Right. 1505 01:44:08,396 --> 01:44:09,406 ♪ the girls and boys ♪ 1506 01:44:09,944 --> 01:44:10,443 Look! 1507 01:44:12,947 --> 01:44:13,613 Up there.. 1508 01:44:16,651 --> 01:44:18,684 It's bloody Paul and Ian! 1509 01:44:20,321 --> 01:44:21,754 Bloody hell, so it is! 1510 01:44:23,424 --> 01:44:24,423 - Bugger me - Er? 1511 01:44:24,692 --> 01:44:25,691 That's Paul Hodgson. 1512 01:44:25,693 --> 01:44:26,959 Who's that behind him like? 1513 01:44:26,961 --> 01:44:28,628 That's his mate Ian. 1514 01:44:29,264 --> 01:44:29,829 What the.. 1515 01:44:30,732 --> 01:44:32,331 Any idea how to slow this down? 1516 01:44:33,301 --> 01:44:35,501 No, well you're the expert! 1517 01:44:35,503 --> 01:44:36,502 I didn't get that far. 1518 01:44:36,504 --> 01:44:39,672 Well hurry up and put us down will ya? 1519 01:44:39,674 --> 01:44:40,906 I'm gonna try and lean it forward. 1520 01:44:40,908 --> 01:44:41,607 Whooah! 1521 01:44:44,679 --> 01:44:44,977 Man! 1522 01:44:44,979 --> 01:44:45,278 Whoah! 1523 01:44:45,280 --> 01:44:48,281 Would you bloody be careful man.. 1524 01:44:48,283 --> 01:44:49,515 ..yoiu nearly killed us! 1525 01:44:49,517 --> 01:44:50,449 I'm gonna try again.. 1526 01:44:50,652 --> 01:44:51,717 ..slower this time. 1527 01:45:05,366 --> 01:45:05,765 Right.. 1528 01:45:05,767 --> 01:45:06,966 ..I'm gonna get Paul. 1529 01:45:06,968 --> 01:45:08,334 I'm gonna come with ya! 1530 01:45:09,404 --> 01:45:10,936 ♪ We watch the shows ♪ 1531 01:45:11,539 --> 01:45:13,472 ♪ we watch the stars ♪ 1532 01:45:13,675 --> 01:45:15,007 ♪ on video ♪ 1533 01:45:15,810 --> 01:45:17,677 ♪ for hours and hours ♪ 1534 01:45:17,845 --> 01:45:19,812 ♪ we hardly need ♪ 1535 01:45:19,981 --> 01:45:21,947 ♪ to use our ears ♪ 1536 01:45:22,317 --> 01:45:26,786 ♪ how music changes through the years ♪ 1537 01:45:28,623 --> 01:45:30,423 ♪ let's hope you never.. ♪ 1538 01:45:30,992 --> 01:45:32,591 ♪..leave old friend ♪ 1539 01:45:32,827 --> 01:45:34,760 ♪ like all good things ♪ 1540 01:45:35,563 --> 01:45:36,329 Bloody hell. 1541 01:45:37,698 --> 01:45:38,697 We weren't no Douglas Bader were we? 1542 01:45:39,434 --> 01:45:40,900 You can... say that again. 1543 01:45:41,402 --> 01:45:42,401 Paul! 1544 01:45:42,737 --> 01:45:43,102 Paul. 1545 01:45:43,571 --> 01:45:44,103 Jane. 1546 01:45:44,906 --> 01:45:45,771 You ok? 1547 01:45:47,075 --> 01:45:47,740 Dad! 1548 01:45:47,742 --> 01:45:48,074 Son. 1549 01:45:48,576 --> 01:45:49,041 Ah! 1550 01:45:50,078 --> 01:45:51,577 I thought I'd lost you again. 1551 01:45:54,114 --> 01:45:56,648 It takes more than a glider crash to get rid of me dad! 1552 01:45:58,453 --> 01:45:59,518 Ian.. You Alright? 1553 01:46:00,455 --> 01:46:01,520 What about you, shall we er.. 1554 01:46:01,522 --> 01:46:03,756 ..Maybe get you to the hospital for a check up or something? 1555 01:46:03,758 --> 01:46:05,290 Yeah. 1556 01:46:06,826 --> 01:46:08,359 No, I.. I.. I wanna go see the football. 1557 01:46:09,364 --> 01:46:10,429 His wheelchair's knackered mind. 1558 01:46:11,899 --> 01:46:13,499 We don't need the bloody wheelchair! 1559 01:46:13,935 --> 01:46:15,468 Jane, Ian. Give us a hand. 1560 01:46:18,373 --> 01:46:18,971 Ready? 1561 01:46:18,973 --> 01:46:19,572 One, two, three! 1562 01:46:20,608 --> 01:46:20,873 Right! 1563 01:46:21,609 --> 01:46:22,141 Let's go! 1564 01:46:22,810 --> 01:46:23,676 Let's go!